September 22, 2025 • 68 mins
WARNING: This episode covers subjects that may be disturbing to some. Topics include child and animal abuse, assault, and graphic descriptions of violence.
It's analog horror time.
Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout!
https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664
Linktree
Buy us a beer!
Join us in Discord!
DLUTI.com
Unplanned Podnancy
Undefined Graphics (Photography & Graphic Design)
Ghoulish Mortals
Inquiries: dlutipod@gmail.com
Don't Look Under The Internet
PO BOX 6437
Aurora IL 60598
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Don't look under the internet yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Uh, doug believes in misogyny.
Um, there we go believe ithappened.
Yeah, yeah, um, hello everyone,welcome to don't yeah, I'm just
(00:51):
gonna let it happen, dude Idon't have problems with silence
.
You're the one that has theproblem with silence I couldn't,
I couldn't do it again, Icouldn't let it sit again.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Well, everybody listening on spotify is gonna be
like it has already checkedtheir phones to see if it
stopped working.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
They're going to be like oh shit, Damn 4G.
Well, don't look under theinternet.
The internet's best podcast onbeing wrong, that's Doug.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Hi Hello.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
That's Matt.
Ah, and I'm me, michael.
You're probably wondering toyourselves Where's that fourth
idiot at?
Why am I hearing one less voice?
Um, we fired Jason again.
He keeps coming back.
We keep firing him and thenbringing him back.
(01:44):
Do we just enjoy?
We found out, he's an essentialemployee.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah, he didn't document his shit well enough
before he left, and so now wehave to keep hiring him as a
consultant.
We're like twice the rate.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Is Jason DEI Sure.
I'm pulling up over that.
I'm pulling up.
I'm pulling up all our stuff,so give me one second, good job
buddy.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I love how we just can't not be meta.
Never once will we get throughan episode without Mike being
like, hey, hold on.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'm gonna hit us with a little housekeeping.
I'm clapping above my head.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Got a couple names Without Jason here to do that
part.
It feels thrown off.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
It kinda does a little bit.
Got a couple names To throw outin the mix Boys and girls.
I got Uncool Cat.
Un Cool Cat.
What do you think of that,honestly?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Pretty uncool.
Yeah, it's uncool.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Damn.
Just by definition so damnbrothers sorry about it um,
whoops, that's really about it.
I'm pretty sure I shouted outactually, no, because I I think
I shouted these ones out on anepisode I don't think is coming
out.
I don't remember, but I'm gonnashout about anyway.
Um shouts to Isabella Perez andLight Stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Light.
Stuff, light, stuff's okay,isabella Perez is just your name
.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Just a name.
Pretty sure we already didthose, but here we are.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Have you not learned anything, people?
We don't want, just your name.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
No, but you know what we do want Beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep.
This just in, oh my God.
It's been a while.
I got a Google alert andeverything.
Tmz has got a scoop for us boysand this one's wild.
This one is wild.
So this is actually from an oldinterview that just kind of
(03:41):
came together from DustinHoffman.
So in an interview with DustinHoffman he recounts a movie he
did with Philip Seymour Hoffmanback in the day, and during this
interview he is quoted to say acouple things about Philip
himself self.
(04:11):
Um, mostly, um, there was a bigscandal going on, uh of you know
, a romance spark in the air anduh, it was all over the news.
It was wild back in the 90s andhe, he finally hashed it out.
What was going on and basicallywhat he said was uh, while
working together in the 90s, uh,philip and dustin uh were
rumored to have developed arather intimate relationship.
Uh, this got to the point thatthey were caught leaving a hotel
(04:33):
room together.
Now, dustin hoffman didn't wantto go too deep into it.
He was just like you know, it'snot what you think um, but he
never really confirmed or deniedanything.
So at this point, a lot ofpeople are wondering.
Considering it was PhilipSeymour Hoffman and Dustin
Hoffman, people are wonderingdid Philip Seymour Hoffman than
(04:54):
the rest of us have?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I had an idea of where this was going about a
good halfway through, but Iwasn't sure how you were going
to get there.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And no, it's fine you know what I got about?
Like two Hoffman's don't makeit right or some shit.
I didn't know, that's old newsmake it right.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
But yeah, that's, that's crazy.
Tmz sent me a couple other ones, but I mean, I'm not going to
give you all the scoops now,we're just going to have to wait
until next week, boo, so.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, one per I think is the limit I can handle on
those.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Anyway, that was it for our TMZ segment, sponsored
by TMZ.
Tmz, I love you.
Back to it.
So, boys, that's the end ofhousekeeping.
Boys, I gotta say it's comingup on spooking season, it's
October, it's getting to beOctober.
You can almost smell the crispfall weather in the air.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
If it wasn't for that 95 fucking degrees outside, I'd
say that false fall really gotme.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
But it's coming up and there's nothing spookier
than an analog horror with thespooky word in it.
So we're at there now.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
So today we're covering urban now, so today
we're covering urban spook today.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Ooh spooky, ooh wow.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I had never heard of this.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Me neither, and I'm going to say I'm going to blame
Doug for how this episode isgoing to go, for bringing this
to our attention.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I think we should warn people straight up because
yeah, let me say something.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
This thing, fucking this thing, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I'm going to give you a trigger warning now.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah we never do this .
This warrants it.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, this one is bad .
If you have a trigger, it'sprobably in this.
Um, you know, there's essay,there's fucking gore, there's
murder, there's bestiality,there's just a lot of stuff that
doesn't need to be.
That doesn't need to be.
(07:21):
I don't know how much more tosay, other than the list can go
on from there.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
The person who made this may be an actual psychopath
.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yes, I want to say yeah, probably.
This is just all the warnings,so be advised.
We need the fucking parentaladvisory Like a stamp.
Come in, girls gone wild.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Matt editing some titties on me right now.
There you go, put some tits onmy forehead 100%.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
So where do we?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
start, if not the beginning.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Do we do the beginning you want to start at?
Want to start episode oneprobably.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I mean, or we could start at episode three and or
seven and work from there um butwe can do the last one and go
forward if you want there we go.
You want to take us away.
You want to lead us by examplehere yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
So I guess I'll just start by saying, uh kind of
what's happening here.
Somebody, unknown person, isuploading videos that they
happen to find, video by video.
The videos are depicting what Ican only assume is the police's
investigation into what this is, investigation into what this
(08:50):
is.
I'll start with the first video, as we do, and you'll kind of
get an idea.
You're going to get an ideareal quick into what's going on.
So video one is called Faces andit says six months ago police
find these paintings in astorage area that are titled
after recent murders, and itpretty much goes right into the
accounts.
It says the first victim wasCarla Gray.
(09:11):
The painting was titled Carla'sTeeth and it was just a.
The painting is basically justa big close up of a huge mouth
and you can just basically seethe mouth and the eyes and it's
fairly disturbing.
Whoever's making these, I don'tthink they're AI images, but I
(09:32):
think a good portion of thesewere actually drawn by the
creator and they're, you know,fairly spooky.
So good on that end, but yeah,so it says that Carla was
stabbed 36 times in her head andhad her all of her teeth pulled
out, and then it goes on toexplain that the next victim,
(09:54):
jackie Graham, was found drownedwith 27 stab wounds and the
painting was called FloatingJackie.
Was called Floating Jackie andit's just basically from a
woman's neck up then like layingon her back.
Floating in blood is what itkind of looks like.
And then the last victim wasJames Miller and his face was
(10:16):
torn off and his wrists wereslit and he was apparently alive
for a few days without a face.
His eyes were basically just ofa face His eyes, it's basically
just a face with no skin on it.
Titled James' Secret Face Off.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Nicholas Cage would love this guy.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Oh yeah, it goes on to say that a handful of more
paintings were found, but theydidn't correlate to recent
murders, and the titles of theseare Wax Doll.
Tom Lisa's Secret Face Hanging.
Jimmy Fuck Toy.
Corey Daniel After the Fire.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Jennifer's Last Prayer and.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Scream, maggie Scream .
So after going public withthese, the police got a few
photos of the original threevictims I had mentioned in the
mail, which are very gross anddisturbing.
They basically just look likedead bodies.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Essentially Fuck Toy Corey sounds like what the lead
singer of Insane Clown Possecalls himself you know what I
mean.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I don't think so Fuck Toy Corey.
But okay, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
But okay, and then one last painting was found,
called Self Portrait, and itdepicts a red like bodied human
with really thin hair.
That's like fairly disturbing.
I don't know if you're puttingthese images up on Twitch I'm
assuming you are but if you'rewatching them on Twitch, or if
you're watching them on Twitchor if you're watching this video
(11:47):
later on YouTube, you'll seeall of the very spooky
spookiness.
If you go all the way to theend is where the self-portrait
one is.
But yeah, it's just, they'reall pretty spooky, they're gross
and weird and pretty creepy.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah, it definitely.
The art is very unsettling.
Like I, I did not enjoywatching this because I it
didn't.
I wasn't scared of any like theI was.
I was scared, but not likeevery time I saw one of these
paintings.
I got a weird feeling thatsomeone was behind me.
You know what I mean.
(12:22):
I got that kind of vibe and Iwas like I hate this there isn't
any to the pictures, for sureum, it's good.
It's great like it does its job.
So, like props, it's awesome,but uh right it's definitely.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
it's definitely shock horror, uh, for shock horror
sake, um, but um, that's whatyou can kind of assume.
Uh, these videos are going tobe like.
So, if you're still with us,thank you and enjoy the rest of
it, but if you're not into that,it's pretty much going to be
this from here forward up to 11.
Yeah, yeah, each, each videogets increasingly worse.
(12:57):
So that brings us to video two,which is called Light, the
Lighthouse, and we see that weget it.
So all of this is like justblack text with pictures, um,
like a black background withwhite text and pictures.
It's like really all you get.
So it's just you're basicallyreading a video.
So, that being said, uh, videotwo uh, we get an officer named
(13:18):
Bill Collins.
Uh is reported missing alongwith his family.
He had discovered the selfportrait uh from the last video
in his home and didn't knowwhere it came from.
And then, while the cops weresearching his house, they found
his two month old hung in theattic.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, we are on video too, and we're hanging, hanging
, hanging babies for two months.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Um, not great.
I know, I joked about kickingmike's kid a long time ago.
Um but, I never thought we'dcome full circle here with
hanging babies, um, in theepisodes we're talking about.
So anyways, um, the family carwas found by the ocean and had a
painting inside of the carentitled uh, long neck, angel,
(14:07):
and the two-month-old's name wasangel.
Uh, this picture is literallyjust a baby's head with a really
long neck, and it is creepierthan hell.
Um, yep, so for some reason I'mnot sure why this led them to
investigate a lighthouse a fewmiles away.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Dead kids Lighthouse.
It always leads to thelighthouse.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
That's kind of spooky .
So when they got to thelighthouse, there was a door
leading inside that had a weirdabstract red face painted on it,
which was fairly evident thatsome shit was about to happen
inside of the lighthouse.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I wouldn't touch that door this is one of the if I
walked up to a door and saw whatwas painted on that door, I'm
walking away.
I don't care if I'm a cop,don't care.
Acab means those cops too, so Idon't care if you're a cop.
Uh, I'm walking away from thatdoor because nothing good is
(15:11):
going to come from a door that'spainted with a very eerie face.
Nothing good is coming fromthat.
I'm out.
I would hang up a badge.
Chief, take my badge and gun,I'm out yeah, yeah, no, yeah, no
.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I feel like calling Batman.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
This is up his alley, not mine.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I don't know this is this would make Batman fucking
Turner like turnover.
I don't know he deals withfucking I'm out.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
He deals with Dr Pig and the doll maker, so I don't
know they're.
They're up there doing thiskind of shit.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
All right, alright.
Well, let's keep moving, shallwe?
So they get to the lighthousewith the weird door and inside
they find the corpses of DanWilliams and Jennifer White and
her daughter.
So they just found these deadbodies.
And then, a little further intothe lighthouse, they find a I
(16:05):
think they called it a soggybarrel, and inside of the barrel
was just like body parts, mush,bones and flesh, and then
scattered around the barrel werepictures of all of the Collins
families, um, and photos of them, like right before they died,
um, the tests also, uh, showedthat inside of this, like soup
(16:27):
goop, um, was a large amount ofamphetamines, um, and then
lastly, uh, one of the photosthat was scattered around the
barrel was, uh, of a someunknown face, um, which, yeah,
they, they're like we don't knowwho this person is, and I will
say that that's the end of thevideo.
(16:48):
But, man, the video's been veryabruptly.
They're just like here's athing that happened and then
it's just like over.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Yeah, hey girl, I gotta do it again.
A little bit of that soggybarrel I need that soggy barrel
brother.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
But yeah, so that's the end of video two, the
lighthouse.
Um, yeah, it's creepy, uh, it'sweird, and it's just gonna keep
getting weirder.
Um, so, whoever's next take itaway that'd be me.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Um, a lot of these also I I know we're kind of
brushing over it.
I don't know if you guys lookeddeeper into it or not.
I sure as shit didn't, becauseI didn't want to spend more time
investigating this one.
But there are like days to itto some of these, like, for
example, my video the Walls.
It starts off by saying 10 daysago they found, they found out
(17:37):
that Corey and Margaret Beckboth age 11, went missing and
the bodies were found five dayslater.
So there's like time frames tosome of these.
I've noticed that with a lot ofthese videos, but I did not put
them in any type of orderbecause I did not want to go
down there.
I did not want to do that I knowone of my videos said like six
days ago I think it wasliterally video one it's like
(17:57):
six days ago, like this happenedand then, like there's
definitely some order going onhere I don don't know what it is
Someone who is fucked up enoughto spend enough time looking
into this?
By all means go for it.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I'm sure there's an order, but I'm almost positive
that it doesn't fucking matter.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Who knows the paintings reference them each
other, but like, yeah, yeah, itdon't matter.
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
So, anyway, the bodies of these two kids Were
found five days later In a papermill, uh, the.
They found that the upper halfOf Margaret and the lower half
of Corey Were sewn together.
The other halves of each bodyCould not be found.
They also found that lodgedinside of Margaret's throat Was
(18:46):
a clay brick with the word meatwritten on it.
Um, and they found a bunch ofother gross shit that happened
to the bodies too.
I don't want to go too deepinto the details, but like they
found like, um, deep cuts andlike lacerations and shit like
that, um, that I I'm leaving outcause I don't want to talk
about it, but it's just gross um, they found that.
(19:12):
They also discovered that aweek before the disappearance,
cory was dared by two of hisfriends to spend an hour alone
inside of a cabin that was closeto tiger lake.
A few minutes later, uh, afterhe went in, corey came screaming
out about seeing a face in thecabin walls and he came out with
(19:32):
like some really bad bruisingand tears on his arm.
Police investigated the area.
They found a crawl space in thein the cabin, where they found
Corey's camera that he had withhim that had photos on it.
One photo seemed to be justsome photos, some images of like
gravel, like rocks, things likethat.
(19:54):
Another, yeah, another lookedlike it might have been like a
stick or something.
I couldn't really tell theother.
The third one looks like it'slike potentially like a wall or
something on the inside of thecabin.
And the fourth is a very, verycreepy image of like a face and
(20:17):
it's like.
I don't know how to describe itother than like the grudge kind
of it's the grudge and MichaelJackson crossed yeah, that is,
that is what it looks like.
It's very creepy and it I justhate it.
But this face is believed to beconnected to the disappearances
(20:39):
and you could probably thisface probably looks familiar
because it looks very, veryidentical to the self-portrait
that was in episode one.
So we go on to video four,which is called the Clue.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I've got a raging clue right now.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
I've got a raging clue, otacon.
Otacon, I've got a raging clueCalled Revolver Ocelot, so we're
following a man named Sean Cain.
He was a private investigatorthat was helping police with one
of the murder investigation.
The last body to be found bySean Cain before he disappeared
(21:20):
was a man named Tom Harris.
The killer apparently brokeinto Tom's apartment and
straight up murdered his bitchass.
The way he did it, though, issome like fucking saw fucking
house of wax bullshit, like theyfound these pictures or not
found the pictures, but thepolice took these pictures of
(21:42):
the crime scene, and inside ofthe apartment was this giant
pile of wax in the middle of theliving room, and Tom is inside
this pile of wax, and its causeof death was the wax, the wax
yes, the fixation.
It's cause of death wax.
Cause of death wax.
His eyelids and arms were cutoff, and then there's a bonus
(22:06):
third arm thrown into the mix.
So whose is that?
I don't know, but there it is.
Um one week later is when wefind out that sean cain, the the
pi, disappeared.
Police went to his home andthey found some fucked up shit.
Uh, I don't want to go too deepinto it, but they only knew
about it because they heard hisdog wailing for like nine hours
(22:28):
the neighbors did they calledthe police.
I'm just gonna say some animalabuse occurred by the murderer
here they broke all the dog'slegs and just left it sitting
there yeah, I don't feel Ididn't feel comfortable saying
that, so so thanks.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Probably my least favorite part of the whole
series is the animal abuse.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
They explained.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
The dog was like howling for like nine hours
straight and that's why theywent over there.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Yeah, so they found blood trails.
They also found that Kane wrotethe number two on the doorframe
in his own blood, but they'renot sure why.
Police found a painting in SeanKane's bedroom titled the man
in the Pipes, depicting Kane andboy howdy does it kind of
(23:17):
depict Kane, that makes sensenow that I just got that OK what
the man in the pipes.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
No, the two.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Oh yeah, my favorite part about this.
So pause real quick, Pause realquick.
I cannot prove it, but I am 98%sure I know where this image
comes from.
I think it's a Photoshop ofsomeone's mugshot.
What In real life?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I'm almost 100% positive.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
I'm almost 100% positive.
I've seen this mugshot before,so I need you all listening.
Have you seen?
This man before.
Yeah, I need y'all to help mefind this.
Yes, it does.
That's what I'm saying.
I've seen this face before, butI digress.
It's kind of elongated in red,so it's it's assumed that he's
been shoved in a pipe of that sothe perp allegedly entered uh
(24:16):
uh kane's building through thebasement.
Kane, coincidentally, just setup a bunch of security cameras
around his house a few nightsprior and we caught an image of
the alleged murderer.
It's not much of an image, it'skind of like him like kind of
like, yeah, gotting away likeshielding his face from the
camera using his hand.
So you kind of see like the top, like the eyes and like the top
(24:37):
of the forehead, but that'sreally most of what you see
Because, again, it's just himlike shielding his face.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
It's creepy as fuck though it is creepy now that
I've seen.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
At first I didn't understand what was going on in
this photo, but now that I'veseen the rest of the series, I
understand what's going on here,right?
Yeah, and it is.
Yeah, you can see, I'll leavethis.
There's a very large mouth andthen you can see a row of teeth
inside the mouth.
That doesn't look right andyou'll understand that later.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Yeah this is a sure will eyes photo that we'll
circle back to later.
So on to video 5.
This takes place 3 days ago.
Apparently we have TinaRosenberg, Jack Stryker and
Flora Rosenberg who have allwent missing.
This one was a bit of achallenge to get through.
(25:36):
Jack's car was found in thewoods two days ago and inside of
the car was a painting that wastitled Flower Face Flora.
This painting was pretty fuckedup looking.
It's basically like a reallyjust messed up kind of like if
you took a face and splatteredit.
Everything's kind of deformed,like the jaw is kind of like meh
(25:57):
, it's like the floops from SpyKids.
It's really just fucked uplooking.
It's like when he's moldingthem out of clay.
You know what I mean.
It's like that kind of shit, um, but it's like the jaws kind of
.
There's like, I think, like aneye, like up in the top corner
or something like that.
I don't remember, um, but it'skind of creepy looking, um.
(26:20):
But anyway, as they'reinvestigating car, they hear
screams from deeper into thewoods.
The police go into the woods andthey find Tina tied to a tree
with her arms and feet cut off,and she's very much conscious
about everything around herright now the body of Flora is
(26:40):
next to her, which has beenmutilated by having her face
beaten in with a hammer.
Photos show Flora and it lookspretty dang similar to the
painting the flower face Florapainting we get.
Tina mentions that the killeris still around.
(27:01):
She's like no, he's here still.
Which very cool of this personthat just got their shit lob
around.
She's like no, he's here still.
Which very cool of this personthat just got their shit lobbed
off to be like, hey, I'm here,I'm doing it.
That dude ran around the corner.
I would just be like where aremy arms?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
no arms no feet.
How do you come back from that?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
so she says that the killer is still in the woods.
So the police go back to thecar to investigate the car a bit
further and they found apainting that was planted there.
The killer is still in thewoods like he legit just put a
new painting in this car whilethey all went to look for Tina.
The title was like hastilyscribbled on, and the title of
(27:44):
the painting is Long Jack, andit depicts Jack's head stretched
out very far.
Jack has still yet to be foundto this day.
They're interviewing Tina now,which I am hoping to God takes
place months, if not like a yearlater, because I can only
imagine being tied to the treeand junk right now, but she's
(28:07):
tired of the trees.
Yeah, she's tired of the treeand they're just like, hey, shut
up, shut up.
So what happened here?
Stop screaming.
What happened here, If you knowwhat I mean?
Um, so, uh, Tina says that shedoesn't remember much.
She remembers waking up in thecar and she sees someone walking
up to the car, but it wasn'tJack.
(28:29):
She mentions Jack was gone andthat she was injected with
something.
She then woke up, uh, tied tothe tree where she could hear
her sister screaming.
Um, she gave the police asketch of the man and boy howdy
is he creepy looking.
He looks like what we have seenso far.
Basically, he actually.
(28:50):
No, he looks somewhat comical.
He kind of looks like I'mtrying to describe it.
I'm trying to describe it helooks like a weird, shitty
drawing of a weird hippie man.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
He looks like something from a Tool video.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah, the image gives off vibes of looking like one
of those hippies that wear thosealpaca sweaters you know what I
mean and he carries around ahacky sack with them.
That's what this guy looks liketo me.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
He looks like that kind of a guy Gray alien.
And then like, while they weredescribing it, they're like yeah
, but it's not a gray alien,it's a human.
And then they're like, oh okay.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Yeah, this trailer trailer trash, cousin, is what
this is.
Um, that's, that's the end ofthat.
That's what I have there.
Um, I hate, I hate, I hate that.
(29:53):
I hate a lot about what I justsaid.
Um, what do you have,muthalamule?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I have the next video , which is called Pigs, and this
is where it gets dialed up to12.
I hate everything about whathappens in this video, but we're
gonna get on through it.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
We had to see it, so now you do.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
We had to read this, this, and now you can listen to
it or stop listening to it, andthen you can live the rest of
your life not having to hearthis anyway.
So we find out that ian ford andmay ford are missing.
So the police went to theirhouse to investigate, and ian
and may have a, and apparentlythere's an awful stench coming
(30:42):
from this barn.
So they go into the barn andwhat do they find?
Well, they find May tied up toa post inside a stall in the
barn, but only her hands arestill attached to the post.
Then they find her body andthey discovered that she had
apparently died from internalbleeding.
(31:02):
Now they find a horse in thissame stall that has apparently
died due to sildenafil overdose.
Now, boys, do you know what thebrand name of sildenafil is?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Tylenol.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Viagra, it is Viagra.
So we got a dead horse pumpedfull of viagra and a dead woman
who has died from internalbleeding I'm sure nothing weird
happened here?
Speaker 4 (31:31):
no, definitely I'm sure the horse just snuck into
the pill cabinet on accident,took some of grandpa's pills and
had a good time in the fieldwith other mares, or something.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
So inside the milk house they find a bloody
mattress where there is moreViagra apparently scattered
around the mattress.
And then they discover theFord's granddaughter, fiona, and
apparently her head has beenwrapped inside of a blanket, and
they only find her head.
So in another stall in the barnthey find faces that have been
(32:06):
removed from bodies and thenhung up on the walls, and they
were able to identify some ofthese people as, or some of
these faces as, having belongedto previous victims.
They found decapitated pigcarcasses and then they find a
dead pig that has its stomachsplit open and then stitched
back together.
And guess what?
They find inside ian ford'sfucking body.
(32:28):
So they just took him and justcrammed him inside this pig.
Also, they removed the eyesfrom the pig and put fiona's
eyes where the pig's eyes usedto be.
Then they find more paintings,and I'm gonna read these
paintings out of order fordramatic effect.
Because, we needed more dramaticeffect with this whole thing.
These paintings are called WetSkin George, which is a man with
(32:52):
his skin completely removedfrom his body, the Jigsaw Baby,
which is a face like a baby'sface that has been chopped up,
and then there's a pacifier inthe middle.
That one's super duper fuckedup.
Then we got Ian the Pig thatone's pretty self-explanatory.
We got Blowhole Isabella, hideand Zeke, four Holes, fiona
(33:14):
Fleshhead, fred Breathless,janice the Witness Observing
Paul, and then the last one,which is actually the first one
you're presented with, is calledBreeding Mount May.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Hell yeah, dude.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
So, in case you didn't put this together, they
done tied May up, pumped thishorse full of Viagra and then
the rest is pretty selfexplanatory.
They also found a tape and theywere able to recover some
footage from the tape, and thistape is just a video.
(33:49):
Do you want to?
Speaker 4 (33:49):
recover footage from whatever tape you found.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
I was considering the contents of the rest of this
video, I was actually supernervous about what was going to
be on this tape, but it'sactually just a video of a video
.
I was actually super nervousabout what was going to be on
this tape, but it's actuallyjust a video of a face and it's
pretty apparent, because theteeth are moving behind the face
, that this is actually themurderer, I guess wearing one of
(34:13):
these faces that he's beenremoving from people's bodies.
So it appears that he done beencutting people's faces off,
hanging them on his own face anddoing more creepy shit.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
I have in my notes the use of they Texas chainsawed
some people More than I shouldin my notes.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
I feel like I had in my notes.
This fucked up Pornhub themesong goes here Fucked up, Boom,
do-do-do-do-do.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Oh fuck.
The next video is called Family, and in Family we discovered
that over the past few daysthere's been a number of
gruesome murders, includingelementary school teacher
isabella jackson, who apparentlycalled 9-1-1 while she was
still being attacked and thengave an address to the police.
(35:06):
That I guess wasn't her address, but they followed the address
and it actually led them to adifferent crime scene.
So that address belonged to afamily of three people named
janice, paul and their son, zeke.
You'll notice that these arenames all from paintings from
the last video.
So we find out that Janice waspregnant with a soon-to-be
daughter, and so Janice and Paulwere found in their kitchen
(35:30):
murdered.
The killer had actually cutJanice open and removed the
fetus from her stomach and thenstrangled Janice with the
umbilical cord.
Then they took the fetus's headand shoved it down Paul's
throat, causing him toasphyxiate, and then they showed
his sewed, his mouth shut.
Zeke, by the way, is stillmissing.
So in the house they find apainting with the title pipes Um
(35:54):
, apparently the the title waslonger, but they like scribbled
out the rest of it, but it justsays pipes.
Now, and this is like apainting of a dude who was like
all bloody and mushed up and, uh, probably shoved into a pipe.
So I wonder they did eventuallyfind isabel jackson's house,
which was the woman who called9-1-1.
Uh, her husband had beenmurdered and decapitated and in
(36:17):
the place of where his head wassupposed to be there was a new
painting titled infinite mobbruce, which is like a picture
of a dude's face with his mouthlike super duper, uber stretched
out.
And then they find isabel inthe bathroom and discovered that
the lock on the door to thebathroom had been destroyed by a
hammer drill, which, if youdon't know what a hammer drill
(36:37):
is, it's basically just likeit's a power drill, but the the
bit goes like in and out.
Um, so apparently the assailanthad drilled a hole in the front
of her skull, which is areference to blowhole isabel
from the paintings from the lastvideo, and then placed a note
inside the hole.
The note reads I, I live whereI can't breathe, except it
(37:00):
actually says breath and I eatwithout teeth.
What am I?
Um, I think the answer to thisis is a fetus, like, because it
lives in the womb and it can'tbreathe and it eats without
teeth, like through theumbilical cord anyway.
So they discovered that there ismore than one set of footprints
in the blood on the scenesuggesting that there's actually
(37:20):
more than one culprit in there.
It's was more than one set offootprints in the blood on the
scene suggesting that there'sactually more than one culprit
in there.
It's more than one personworking together.
And then the video actuallyends with Isabel's 911 call,
which, if this is actedspecifically for this series, is
incredibly good yeah.
Yeah.
She can be heard begging for thepolice to help her as the
murderer breaks down the door,and then you can hear them
(37:42):
drilling into her head.
And then the call goes silent,and that is family.
Wasn't that a great familyexperience for everybody
involved.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I would say that's pretty bonding.
Yeah, are you having fun?
Yet, doug, you got meat, I gotmeat, I got some meat for you.
Um, so, yeah, video eight ismeat.
Um, these last two videos arethe longest of them all, um, and
I will still try to go throughthem as fast as I can, um,
(38:18):
however, uh, there's a lot totalk about here this is the
first one.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
As I opened it, youtube actually stopped me and
asked me if I wanted to proceedI've never seen a video on
youtube give that prompt likehey, are you sure?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
again yeah, um not while I was logged into an
account at least yeah, I don'tknow, it's rough.
It's rough out here.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
YouTube technically haven't broken any rules, but
like we're not sure if they haveor haven't.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, so yeah, meat.
The murders have continued overthe past week.
We learn.
We also learn of the death ofDr Fred Baker.
A dog was heard barking in hishome the night before the murder
.
Good good, always a good time.
He lives alone with his cat, sothat was kind of strange.
(39:14):
And when cops arrived, theycould tell that a struggle had
broken out in the kitchen asthey found copious amounts of
sildenafil, which we know isViagra.
Fred had been stealing thisfrom his work for quite a while,
they learned, and he wasbasically found in bed with no
(39:36):
skin on his head and his floorwas littered with used sandpaper
.
So I'm pretty sure you canassume where this is going he's
been beaten off with sandpaper.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Is that what it?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
was I assume that they used it on his head.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Or he sanded his face off.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
They sanded his face off.
They also well, I'll get therein a second.
So the cat nor the dog could befound, but they did find a
painting under the bed, and itwas titled Pocket Pussy, and it
was just a cat with no skin.
Let's just, let's move pastthat.
(40:17):
So, two days later, a man namedGeorge white was found, uh, in
his family house.
Uh, barking was also reportedhere.
Um, the body of George was somangled it was almost
unidentifiable.
Uh.
What you could tell, though,was, again, his face was cut off
, and there were roughly 487stab wounds to the body.
(40:42):
That's way too many.
I don't know how you can countthat when you have that many
stab wounds, but apparently theydid.
Four of these wounds hadseminal fluid in them, which is
gross, oh jism Got, it Got itGot it Seminal.
(41:06):
Four wounds had the jism in them.
Several photographs were lodgedinto cuts in the body and
police were able to retrieve andrestore a few of the photos.
These are just as creepy andweird as all the other imagery.
Um, they're not really.
I, I don't even know.
There's nothing super of note.
(41:28):
Um, they just looked like someweird fucked up imagery.
Um, that's about it.
Um, so lastly, but not not evenlastly just more more murders.
Sarah Stone and her husbandwere, uh, also abducted from
their home last night and theyhad a security camera that
(41:50):
actually caught the intruderscoming into the house.
It clearly shows two people, uh, intruding the house, but it
gave us a look at both of theirfaces on camera.
I don't know if you want toplay that on Twitch, but boy,
howdy do we have a ragtag pairof guys here?
Speaker 4 (42:14):
is that Conan O'Brien ?
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Um, but yeah, essentially all the video is is
you just see their front doorlike they had security camera on
the front door and um, you justsee them both like basically
break into the home.
Um, yeah, but it this justagain, it confirms that there's
two of them.
Um, not a lot happens right offthe rip.
(42:36):
Um, you see one guy kind ofpoke around the side and then
you see the main creepy.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Um, one kind of jump over the fence and then, uh,
yeah, you can just hear him likebreak in and that's really I
will say I like I like what theydid, like I guess you could say
like animation wise or whatever, like I kind of dig it, it's,
it's, it's a, it's a cool lookwhere it's just like this, like
real world screenshot with thislike, yeah, drawing animation
(43:07):
kind of over everything.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
I think it works really well.
The question becomes like isthis the way it is just because
it's the way it is, or is itlike?
These beings, no, these beingsare are actually like painting
beings themselves.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Oh yeah, interesting thought um.
I will say that we're as we areon the last episode um.
This series is actuallyreferred to as the painter um by
most people, the people thatare fans of this.
Yeah, so I'm.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Urban Spook's number one fan.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
There is a community for this, and you know.
Straight to jail All of themAll of them away.
Alright, so the last video wehave is called Entitled Hell,
and this video was actuallyuploaded like not too long ago,
like um months ago or somethingoctober yeah, halloween of last
year yeah, um, and all the othervideos are uploaded a lot
(44:07):
longer ago than that.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
But regardless, um, it does say this is their last
upload it does say on theirprofile a new video, final video
, is coming this year.
So is that going to beHalloween of this year, maybe?
I would assume so yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Yeah, maybe we'll get that for Halloween.
This does tie a lot of stufftogether here, so let's kind of
go through it.
So this video specificallyactually looks like filmed
police footage, where you'reactually seeing a video over
everything for most of the time,as opposed to like just like
those still images that we'vebeen getting.
Um, so police get an anonymoustip of a break-in at a textile
(44:48):
and paint factory.
Someone phoned it in from atelephone booth near the
location and when the policecame, um, they found, uh, like
right inside they just foundbody parts from five of the
victims.
So they just had like aplethora of body parts.
Um, this is where I wrote thatthere I was like they texas
(45:09):
chainsawed them into clothing.
So they found they ended upfinding clothing made from bits
of these people as well.
Um, and then they end up goinginto what is called the cage
room.
Now, um, in this room, theremains of some known victims uh
are in here, along with oneunidentifiable one, and they
(45:31):
found three photos uh, in thisroom, um, and to be honest,
they're all like kind ofnecrophilia-esque there's a gimp
suit and a guy looking at acorpse and it's weird.
And then in the cage hence thecage room they found Corey and
Margaret Beck sewn together.
So that's fun, right.
(45:54):
They also found a bucket ofmale genitalia.
Wait, so they's fun, right?
Um, they also found a bucket ofmale genitalia.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
Wait.
So they found the other halves.
They just they found the otherhalves sewn together, I'm
assuming.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah, I'm assuming.
Yeah, so in other areas, of thefactory.
This is what became the popstar Beck, yeah, um, and that's
why he's a Scientologist now.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
I was just about to say that too.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
So, yeah, so in other areas of the factory they found
more bullshit, because ofcourse they did, but I want to
note that this looks like adungeon, like straight up the
whole thing.
It just it looks like a dungeon.
It doesn't look like a factory,it just looks like a dungeon.
In one room they find twohanging bodies, uh, in like a
(46:40):
locker room, uh, one being JimLee, the other unknown, but
they're literally hung from thesame rope, um, which is just
awful.
Um, police also found what theyare dubbing the paint room,
where we assume that the personis painting here.
Um, so several paintings arefound in here, some paintings
(47:00):
dating back to about or like to,from murders from like five
years ago, and lots of newpaintings uh come from this, and
then they show them all.
I'm not gonna go over all ofthem, because if you want to
watch this, you can, and you canlook at all of the weird
paintings um, as uh as they comeon the screen, um, but uh, they
(47:21):
do start to search the rest ofthe factory and then the room
over, um, the whole entirety ofthe Jones family was found.
Um, they were from head to toe,connected via a chain in
different states ofdecomposition.
So there was a chain that ranthrough all of them and they
(47:46):
were just all connected anddying in different states of
decay, apparently.
Um yeah, so uh, they end upgoing to the basement.
Um, they find four partiallyeaten bodies.
Uh, no identities known of whothey were, though.
Um, then they did find sarahstone and her husband sewn mouth
(48:10):
to ass together so it's likehuman centipede style.
It's like human centipede, butthey're just connected to each
other, so so they're likepermanent 69ing, essentially,
yeah.
And then they go into thesewers below the factory and
they end up finding this writingon this wall you get a bunch of
like graffiti and like randomwords, and then you see the
(48:31):
words Once you've been to hell,you never come back, which is
something that Tina Rosenbergsaid after surviving her attack,
which ends up prompting awellness check immediately.
And what they find in the houseis as follows Remember, this
lady has no arms or feet.
Basically, the cops break inimmediately, see a dead body in
(49:05):
the kitchen and then essentiallycatch them in the act of trying
to kill Tina.
The one of them that is likewearing the person's face like
blurred out fully just on thebed is Tina, who is
uncontrollably screaming, justfully fucking screaming um,
almost the whole time, becauseit says like for 20 minutes she
(49:27):
didn't realize she had beenrescued, but her eyes and ears
had been punctured with knittingneedles.
So not only does she have noarms or feet now, her eyes and
ears pretty much don't workanymore.
Um, literally just a, just alump.
Now, right, um, so yeah.
(49:48):
And then they they go on to saythat tina's mom has is was end
up.
It was the body in the kitchenand that she'd been fully
dismembered.
Um, so, uh, what we learned wasthe uh, one of the assailants
that was shot and killed wasBill Collins, from, like, one of
the first episodes where, like,the whole Collins family was
like in a bucket.
Um, apparently, uh, they hadbeen brainwashed or something to
(50:12):
come and commit these crimes.
We also find out that the mainpainter is named mona lenias, a
woman, and she actually ends upconfessing to over a hundred
murders.
Um, we also are well, you don'tlearn this in the video, but
lenias, I guess, stands forbutcher or something.
(50:32):
So there's that.
But, uh, but yeah, we getreally, no, no explanation
further than that.
We just know that they've beencaught.
She admitted to 100 murders andBill Collins.
The other one is fully dead,the one with the big mouth
inside the mouth and stuff.
So that's that's it.
That's all we got.
That's that is.
(50:53):
That is the end of it.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Thank God.
Speaker 4 (50:58):
Thank God, yeah, yeah , that is the end of it.
Thank god, thank god, yeah,yeah, first and foremost, I'm
gonna give this a million.
Don't look unders.
Out of five, this might be sixdon't look unders out of five.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
I don't think we've ever had a six out of five
either, if that tells youanything um well, what did you
boys think?
Speaker 4 (51:23):
real or fake?
Speaker 3 (51:25):
I feel um, as far as quality of analog horror goes,
this is not up towards the topof the list of things we've
looked at before.
The visual presentation andstuff is not horrible, but it's
pretty mid the content, however.
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Yeah, yeah, it's, it is so the idea that they have
here In theory could be reallycool, cool like gone, really
well I like the idea of amurderer leaving paintings of
his murders.
That's cool I, I like that too.
The problem is, instead ofletting us imagine anything or
(52:08):
giving us some semblance of likea story, I we just get it full
frontal at us.
Everything is just put rightout there.
It's just, his arms were gone,they chopped them off and he's
dead.
Here's the next guy that's dead.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
Snuff porn, the analog horror.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Yeah, it is.
They almost didn't even likethey used the trope of analog
horror, but then took out allthe analog horror and they're
just like what?
If I gave you a word or apowerpoint presentation on this,
that's what it feels like it'sa murder powerpoint yeah it yeah
, I I think that's.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
What's more disturbing about it, though,
honestly to me, is because, likeit's not presented as a mystery
or as a a artistic except for Iguess the paintings are
somewhat artistic but it's notpresented as like an artistic
piece so much as it just feelslike somebody's super fucked up
(53:13):
fantasy that they just decidedto just put into, like you said,
a PowerPoint.
It's like it's like if somebodyit feels like, if somebody was
like sexually into gore and theydecided to make you a
PowerPoint presentation about.
It is what it feels like andit's that makes it so much worse
.
Speaker 4 (53:33):
Somebody, um somebody , binge watched every single saw
movie with no sleep and thenwatched a bunch of other like
terrifier-esque movies anddecided let's do that, but worse
.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
I agree, but at the same time at least Saw and
Terrifier have something elseabout it that works you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
I just mean like the gore porn you know, it is gore
porn.
Speaker 2 (54:11):
It's word gore porn.
Yeah, but those are suspenseful.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
There's no suspense here, it's just raw, unfiltered,
just the worst thing you couldimagine.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Just so this is, this is essentially what I would
equivalent to a movie calledAugust Underground, which I have
all of them, and they'reterrible, isn't that?
Speaker 3 (54:37):
like handheld found footage it's like legitimately a
snuff film.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
I'll leave that for other people to watch and see
and hear about.
But yeah, it's bad.
This whole thing is just.
When I say bad, I mean it'sjust gross.
It makes you feel disgusting.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:59):
If, if I mean, this definitely has a niche.
Like I'm not at all surprisedthat each one of these has over
half a million views.
Like it, definitely it, as muchas I find it gross.
It definitely stands out fromall the other analog whores
because it's so gross.
It's something different.
I'm not saying it's goodbecause of that, but it's
(55:19):
something different.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
I will remember it for sure.
Speaker 4 (55:22):
Exactly, yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:23):
And if I was like I know a lot of the audience for
YouTube.
Analog horror is on the youngerside, like early teens and
stuff like this.
If I watched this when I waslike 13, this would leave a mark
on me.
Speaker 4 (55:38):
Yeah, this is some sort of an uh, this is an eye
opener.
This, this is your coming ofage.
Yeah, this is some child'scoming of age story.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
I actually fully told myself I was like you probably
shouldn't listen to this episodelike.
Speaker 4 (55:50):
So there's a kid out there that watch this and you
could watch the death of theirinnocence in their eyes as they
finish an episode of video, youknow what I mean.
Like they're coming out of thisa whole different person.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
I will say there is like a full community of like
people that really like this.
Speaker 3 (56:10):
I'm not surprised.
It's like baby's first liveleak.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
I'm sorry it's like rottencom yeah, but not.
I'm not surprised that this has.
Speaker 4 (56:23):
This has a following because again like, if you're
super into that, like gore pornshit, and there are people out
there that are into that, youknow there's people are like oh,
fucking somebody's masturbatedto this series, but at least one
.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
There are some people out there.
There are some people out there.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
What yeah, there's some people out there that are
like oh, august, underground orwhatever, those are my favorite
films are so good because thedirector had something to say.
You know, they, they, thosetype of people are gonna be
watching this and, in the grandscheme of things, half a million
sounds like a lot, but there'sthree billion people in the
world, so half a mil, half amillion Sounds like a lot, but
there's three billion people inthe world, so half a million
perverts out there watching this.
(56:58):
I'm not surprised.
I'm not surprised at all.
Speaker 2 (57:01):
I actually didn't know anything about this before.
I was like, alright, let's dothis one.
I mean a lie, Of course it camefrom me, you know.
Speaker 4 (57:10):
Yeah, I saw the fucking thumbnails.
It's the only context I had inthis.
I'm like, oh great, anotherfucking slideshow analog here.
We fucking are scarredafterwards.
Uh, yeah, it's.
It's wild how, after doing thisfor four years, I'll still come
across something that still.
Like you said, matt, I'm notgonna forget this one like the
(57:35):
pink.
Speaker 3 (57:36):
Okay.
So, going back to the visualpresentation of this, the
paintings and stuff are so soand the content is fucked up,
but the actual like body camfootage stuff that's in the last
one is that's actuallydisturbing.
Like watching that I was likethis is I'm unsettled was that
in that and?
Was that in an?
Speaker 4 (57:55):
engine it looked like I was.
Speaker 3 (57:59):
I think they used some sort of 3D software to do
something like they recordedlike a map inside an engine or
something and then probably thegore parts of it were just like
drawn on top of it.
But then since they blurred itout, it kind of makes it look
real yeah, right shit, I forgotwhat I was gonna say um I, I
(58:21):
don't.
Speaker 4 (58:22):
So here's my little theory.
I didn't look into who thecreator was or anything like
that.
I don't want to do you rememberwhat?
Speaker 2 (58:28):
you were gonna say, yeah, it was about the creator.
I also didn't look too far intothe creator because I was just
like so when I was looking upthe videos after I had done I
was like done doing my researchand stuff I started to like look
up like videos about this andthere are more videos about why
this is the worst analog horrorthan there are.
(58:51):
Just people explaining theanalog horror right, like we're
doing.
Um, I, I guess I get it to adegree Like it's it's gross.
There's not a whole lot ofstory, it's just a flushed out.
Speaker 3 (59:04):
As in like it's poorly done.
Yeah, this isn't even close tothe worst thing we've ever
watched.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
Not.
Oh no, I fully agree.
I think this is one of the bestbad things we've done.
Yeah, honestly like, I thinkthe things I think it did right
were exactly what it set out todo, which was to leave you
feeling disturbed.
Speaker 3 (59:25):
I didn't have hardly any like eye roll moments
watching this, where I was likeyeah, come on, I didn't do this
at all.
Speaker 2 (59:36):
I mean, is it my favorite one we've done no so
what I was gonna say?
Speaker 4 (59:42):
I didn't look into the creator at all, but part of
me really thinks, from like thepaintings and the amount of
edginess there is to this, youboy, you could cut yourself on
the edge in this whole, thiswhole series.
It's part of me thinks somefucking like 19-year-old made
this.
They're like, oh, this is goingto be my art project.
(01:00:03):
It's going to be so cool, it'sso awesome, this is my.
It's just so artsy.
You know, I think this was somekid's fucking jerk-off moment
where he's made something forthe sole purpose of being edgy
and dark and grim and like theyjust watched a bunch of true
crime documentaries itdefinitely is like what is the
(01:00:24):
most fucked up thing I canpossibly think of, and can I?
keep ratcheting that up until Iget banned from youtube this is
if if 16 year old me watch, Iwould think this was the most
fucked up thing on YouTube andthat's why I think some 16 to
like 19 year old made it,because that's the mindset I
(01:00:44):
feel like the guy making it hadgoing into.
It was how can I make the mostfucked up edgy edgelord thing on
YouTube?
Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
I don't know.
So if you look at the YouTubechannel, there's a couple of
links here.
One is an Instagram.
They have music and then one isan Instagram account that has
more of their paintings and,honestly, a lot of the paintings
that are on the Instagramaccount are very good, like
there's a terrifier one andstuff.
Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
I don't.
You're talking about urban slug.
Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Yeah, I guess this person goes by the name Urban
Slug.
I don't think this is ateenager, because I, unless
they're very good, I don't thinkthere are a lot of teenagers
that could paint like this yeah,that's fair maybe.
I mean, there are very talentedteenagers out there, so it's
(01:01:36):
not impossible, but I think thisis probably somebody like at
least in their 20s, would be myguess, just based on the quality
of the artwork yeah, that'sfair yeah so so I I I don't know
too much about them, um, I didsee some of their instagram.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
They have a fucking soundcloud too.
Um, are they a rapper?
I don't know.
I didn't listen to any of it,but all the songs correlate to a
fucking one of the paintingsand stuff like that.
But apparently this Urban Slugperson hasn't taken criticism
very well and was like full,like blown, having meltdowns on
(01:02:12):
people.
Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Oh god, we got it.
We.
Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
man of the mask or man of the suit, this person
yeah, I was trying to find iturban slug like crash out, I
don't know hey, I mean, I'm not,I'm not, I'm not gonna sit here
and and say criticisms you knowvalid by anyone.
Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
But also if you put your shit out on the internet,
it's gonna get criticized.
There's people that call me afucking idiot All the time.
Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
All the time, on the regular, some people say about
this podcast, and you know what.
You're right we are stupid.
Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
There's one, hang on.
You guys keep talking.
I gotta find it.
It's my favorite.
It's on Spotify.
Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
I actually found the comment that I was Referring to,
but I'm definitely not gonnaread it because I don't want to
say some of the things thatthey've used in the comment.
But uh, you can search it upand you'll find there.
Basically, someone was like weneed to stop praising series
that rely on shock value tocarry their horror.
Stuff like urban spook drivesme nuts because the only horror
it relies entirely on trying todescribe the most vile thing
(01:03:16):
possible, and they didn't likethat too much, they just crashed
out on it.
They're like you're such afucking pussy.
Just because extreme horrordoesn't fit into your little
redacted furry horror tastedoesn't mean that there isn't a
place for it.
Use your platform to talk aboutthings you like instead of
shitting on actual creators.
Cunt Got him, dude.
Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Got him so hard bro.
Your platform or talk aboutthings you like, instead of
shitting on actual creators cunt.
Got him, dude.
Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
Got him so hard bro man, I can't find it, but it's
on Spotify somewhere.
It says something along thelines of oh boy, another episode
of like it's like anotherepisode of living urinary tract
infection, the podcast, orsomething.
Something about that really gotme.
Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
I like seeing those comments.
They're usually really funny,uh, and they're usually just
dogging on one of us forsomething or other and it's just
.
It's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
I still want to do an episode where we just collect
all the negative comments andread them.
Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
I would love that I'll get on it sounds lovely
we'll start a word doc yeah, um,god damn, dudes, god damn, um,
I'll get on it.
That sounds lovely.
We'll start a word doc.
Yeah, goddamn, dudes, goddamn,where do we go from here?
This is such a downer.
We're doing Roy J after this.
Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Yeah, we continue the spook.
That's what we do.
Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
I mean, I guess I'll just end this on.
Least Roy J will be a lighthearted reprieve from this.
Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
It'll be way better content for us to talk about.
We won't be sitting here goingum.
So yeah, you heard it here,folks.
Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Join us next week after you've talked to your
therapist about how this hasreally fucked you up.
In the meantime, follow us onour socials.
We're Deluduty pot.
Or don't look at the interneteverywhere.
Just just just go on theinternet and just just find
whatever website you're on.
If it has a search bar, justsearch.
Don't look into the internetDiluty.
Odds are we'll be there andsend us our hometown whores,
(01:05:10):
hometown whores, diluty pot.
Diluty pot at wpod at gmailcom.
Did you have a spooky thingthat ever happened to you?
Send it to us in an email.
Subject hometown horror 2025,and then in the email, make sure
to put your name so we canshout you out.
Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
We got two so far.
We need way more than that.
We need to see much highernumbers.
Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
We need to pump those numbers up.
But if we like it, we'll readit on the show, and because we
have so little, we'll probablyread all of them on the show.
Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
um what do we do if we don't have enough?
Just read creepypastas fuck it.
Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Fuck it or I'll retell my story for the 40th
time.
Um, but yeah, that's all I got.
Um, go when you're donelistening to this.
This comes out in the morning.
I feel like most people listento this sometime in the day.
Take a walk after you'relistening to this.
Go take a walk, drink somewater, go take a walk, breathe
in that fresh air, go touch thegrass and uh, just just watch
(01:06:05):
the clouds for a second, getback into a peaceful mindset.
Just just love, love yourself,love your family.
Go go to your.
Go to go to someone you careabout after this and message
them or call them and say I loveyou.
There you go, matt.
What do you got?
Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Yeah, just I was going to say touch grass, that's
actually what I was going tosay.
But you already said thatDouble touch grass, touch sand,
go past the grass, walk so farpast the grass.
Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
Go to the beach After you.
Yeah, after you listen.
Let grass Go to the beach Afteryou.
Yeah, after you listen.
Let's go to the beach, have aday.
Take the rest of the day offfor it.
Hey, you're listening right now.
Take the rest of the day off.
Go to the beach.
You earned it.
Play hooky.
Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Message your boss and be like I gotta take off.
And they'll just be like why?
And you just send them this andthey'll be like Doug, what do
you got I?
Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Just Be cool.
Just be cool for a little bit,just chill, chill out and be
cool.
I don't know I got nothingafter this one, this one, this
one was heavy.
Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
Well, we'll have a really fun one next week.
Everybody have a blessed day.
May Christ be with you.
It's trying to.
Bye everyone.
Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
I don't know if he's the one that's going to help,
but that's fine.
Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Bye everyone.
Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
I said Don't look under the internet.
Outro Music.
Don't look under the internet yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Uh, doug believes in misogyny.
Um, there we go believe ithappened.
Yeah, yeah, um, hello everyone,welcome to don't yeah, I'm just
(00:51):
gonna let it happen, dude Idon't have problems with silence
.
You're the one that has theproblem with silence I couldn't,
I couldn't do it again, Icouldn't let it sit again.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Well, everybody listening on spotify is gonna be
like it has already checkedtheir phones to see if it
stopped working.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
They're going to be like oh shit, Damn 4G.
Well, don't look under theinternet.
The internet's best podcast onbeing wrong, that's Doug.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Hi Hello.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
That's Matt.
Ah, and I'm me, michael.
You're probably wondering toyourselves Where's that fourth
idiot at?
Why am I hearing one less voice?
Um, we fired Jason again.
He keeps coming back.
We keep firing him and thenbringing him back.
(01:44):
Do we just enjoy?
We found out, he's an essentialemployee.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah, he didn't document his shit well enough
before he left, and so now wehave to keep hiring him as a
consultant.
We're like twice the rate.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Is Jason DEI Sure.
I'm pulling up over that.
I'm pulling up.
I'm pulling up all our stuff,so give me one second, good job
buddy.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I love how we just can't not be meta.
Never once will we get throughan episode without Mike being
like, hey, hold on.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'm gonna hit us with a little housekeeping.
I'm clapping above my head.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Got a couple names Without Jason here to do that
part.
It feels thrown off.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
It kinda does a little bit.
Got a couple names To throw outin the mix Boys and girls.
I got Uncool Cat.
Un Cool Cat.
What do you think of that,honestly?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Pretty uncool.
Yeah, it's uncool.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Damn.
Just by definition so damnbrothers sorry about it um,
whoops, that's really about it.
I'm pretty sure I shouted outactually, no, because I I think
I shouted these ones out on anepisode I don't think is coming
out.
I don't remember, but I'm gonnashout about anyway.
Um shouts to Isabella Perez andLight Stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Light.
Stuff, light, stuff's okay,isabella Perez is just your name
.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Just a name.
Pretty sure we already didthose, but here we are.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Have you not learned anything, people?
We don't want, just your name.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
No, but you know what we do want Beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep.
This just in, oh my God.
It's been a while.
I got a Google alert andeverything.
Tmz has got a scoop for us boysand this one's wild.
This one is wild.
So this is actually from an oldinterview that just kind of
(03:41):
came together from DustinHoffman.
So in an interview with DustinHoffman he recounts a movie he
did with Philip Seymour Hoffmanback in the day, and during this
interview he is quoted to say acouple things about Philip
himself self.
(04:11):
Um, mostly, um, there was a bigscandal going on, uh of you know
, a romance spark in the air anduh, it was all over the news.
It was wild back in the 90s andhe, he finally hashed it out.
What was going on and basicallywhat he said was uh, while
working together in the 90s, uh,philip and dustin uh were
rumored to have developed arather intimate relationship.
Uh, this got to the point thatthey were caught leaving a hotel
(04:33):
room together.
Now, dustin hoffman didn't wantto go too deep into it.
He was just like you know, it'snot what you think um, but he
never really confirmed or deniedanything.
So at this point, a lot ofpeople are wondering.
Considering it was PhilipSeymour Hoffman and Dustin
Hoffman, people are wonderingdid Philip Seymour Hoffman than
(04:54):
the rest of us have?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I had an idea of where this was going about a
good halfway through, but Iwasn't sure how you were going
to get there.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And no, it's fine you know what I got about?
Like two Hoffman's don't makeit right or some shit.
I didn't know, that's old newsmake it right.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
But yeah, that's, that's crazy.
Tmz sent me a couple other ones, but I mean, I'm not going to
give you all the scoops now,we're just going to have to wait
until next week, boo, so.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, one per I think is the limit I can handle on
those.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Anyway, that was it for our TMZ segment, sponsored
by TMZ.
Tmz, I love you.
Back to it.
So, boys, that's the end ofhousekeeping.
Boys, I gotta say it's comingup on spooking season, it's
October, it's getting to beOctober.
You can almost smell the crispfall weather in the air.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
If it wasn't for that 95 fucking degrees outside, I'd
say that false fall really gotme.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
But it's coming up and there's nothing spookier
than an analog horror with thespooky word in it.
So we're at there now.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
So today we're covering urban now, so today
we're covering urban spook today.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Ooh spooky, ooh wow.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I had never heard of this.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Me neither, and I'm going to say I'm going to blame
Doug for how this episode isgoing to go, for bringing this
to our attention.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I think we should warn people straight up because
yeah, let me say something.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
This thing, fucking this thing, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I'm going to give you a trigger warning now.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah we never do this .
This warrants it.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, this one is bad .
If you have a trigger, it'sprobably in this.
Um, you know, there's essay,there's fucking gore, there's
murder, there's bestiality,there's just a lot of stuff that
doesn't need to be.
That doesn't need to be.
(07:21):
I don't know how much more tosay, other than the list can go
on from there.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
The person who made this may be an actual psychopath
.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yes, I want to say yeah, probably.
This is just all the warnings,so be advised.
We need the fucking parentaladvisory Like a stamp.
Come in, girls gone wild.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Matt editing some titties on me right now.
There you go, put some tits onmy forehead 100%.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
So where do we?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
start, if not the beginning.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Do we do the beginning you want to start at?
Want to start episode oneprobably.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I mean, or we could start at episode three and or
seven and work from there um butwe can do the last one and go
forward if you want there we go.
You want to take us away.
You want to lead us by examplehere yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
So I guess I'll just start by saying, uh kind of
what's happening here.
Somebody, unknown person, isuploading videos that they
happen to find, video by video.
The videos are depicting what Ican only assume is the police's
investigation into what this is, investigation into what this
(08:50):
is.
I'll start with the first video, as we do, and you'll kind of
get an idea.
You're going to get an ideareal quick into what's going on.
So video one is called Faces andit says six months ago police
find these paintings in astorage area that are titled
after recent murders, and itpretty much goes right into the
accounts.
It says the first victim wasCarla Gray.
(09:11):
The painting was titled Carla'sTeeth and it was just a.
The painting is basically justa big close up of a huge mouth
and you can just basically seethe mouth and the eyes and it's
fairly disturbing.
Whoever's making these, I don'tthink they're AI images, but I
(09:32):
think a good portion of thesewere actually drawn by the
creator and they're, you know,fairly spooky.
So good on that end, but yeah,so it says that Carla was
stabbed 36 times in her head andhad her all of her teeth pulled
out, and then it goes on toexplain that the next victim,
(09:54):
jackie Graham, was found drownedwith 27 stab wounds and the
painting was called FloatingJackie.
Was called Floating Jackie andit's just basically from a
woman's neck up then like layingon her back.
Floating in blood is what itkind of looks like.
And then the last victim wasJames Miller and his face was
(10:16):
torn off and his wrists wereslit and he was apparently alive
for a few days without a face.
His eyes were basically just ofa face His eyes, it's basically
just a face with no skin on it.
Titled James' Secret Face Off.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Nicholas Cage would love this guy.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Oh yeah, it goes on to say that a handful of more
paintings were found, but theydidn't correlate to recent
murders, and the titles of theseare Wax Doll.
Tom Lisa's Secret Face Hanging.
Jimmy Fuck Toy.
Corey Daniel After the Fire.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Jennifer's Last Prayer and.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Scream, maggie Scream .
So after going public withthese, the police got a few
photos of the original threevictims I had mentioned in the
mail, which are very gross anddisturbing.
They basically just look likedead bodies.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Essentially Fuck Toy Corey sounds like what the lead
singer of Insane Clown Possecalls himself you know what I
mean.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I don't think so Fuck Toy Corey.
But okay, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
But okay, and then one last painting was found,
called Self Portrait, and itdepicts a red like bodied human
with really thin hair.
That's like fairly disturbing.
I don't know if you're puttingthese images up on Twitch I'm
assuming you are but if you'rewatching them on Twitch, or if
you're watching them on Twitchor if you're watching this video
(11:47):
later on YouTube, you'll seeall of the very spooky
spookiness.
If you go all the way to theend is where the self-portrait
one is.
But yeah, it's just, they'reall pretty spooky, they're gross
and weird and pretty creepy.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah, it definitely.
The art is very unsettling.
Like I, I did not enjoywatching this because I it
didn't.
I wasn't scared of any like theI was.
I was scared, but not likeevery time I saw one of these
paintings.
I got a weird feeling thatsomeone was behind me.
You know what I mean.
(12:22):
I got that kind of vibe and Iwas like I hate this there isn't
any to the pictures, for sureum, it's good.
It's great like it does its job.
So, like props, it's awesome,but uh right it's definitely.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
it's definitely shock horror, uh, for shock horror
sake, um, but um, that's whatyou can kind of assume.
Uh, these videos are going tobe like.
So, if you're still with us,thank you and enjoy the rest of
it, but if you're not into that,it's pretty much going to be
this from here forward up to 11.
Yeah, yeah, each, each videogets increasingly worse.
(12:57):
So that brings us to video two,which is called Light, the
Lighthouse, and we see that weget it.
So all of this is like justblack text with pictures, um,
like a black background withwhite text and pictures.
It's like really all you get.
So it's just you're basicallyreading a video.
So, that being said, uh, videotwo uh, we get an officer named
(13:18):
Bill Collins.
Uh is reported missing alongwith his family.
He had discovered the selfportrait uh from the last video
in his home and didn't knowwhere it came from.
And then, while the cops weresearching his house, they found
his two month old hung in theattic.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, we are on video too, and we're hanging, hanging
, hanging babies for two months.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Um, not great.
I know, I joked about kickingmike's kid a long time ago.
Um but, I never thought we'dcome full circle here with
hanging babies, um, in theepisodes we're talking about.
So anyways, um, the family carwas found by the ocean and had a
painting inside of the carentitled uh, long neck, angel,
(14:07):
and the two-month-old's name wasangel.
Uh, this picture is literallyjust a baby's head with a really
long neck, and it is creepierthan hell.
Um, yep, so for some reason I'mnot sure why this led them to
investigate a lighthouse a fewmiles away.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Dead kids Lighthouse.
It always leads to thelighthouse.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
That's kind of spooky .
So when they got to thelighthouse, there was a door
leading inside that had a weirdabstract red face painted on it,
which was fairly evident thatsome shit was about to happen
inside of the lighthouse.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I wouldn't touch that door this is one of the if I
walked up to a door and saw whatwas painted on that door, I'm
walking away.
I don't care if I'm a cop,don't care.
Acab means those cops too, so Idon't care if you're a cop.
Uh, I'm walking away from thatdoor because nothing good is
(15:11):
going to come from a door that'spainted with a very eerie face.
Nothing good is coming fromthat.
I'm out.
I would hang up a badge.
Chief, take my badge and gun,I'm out yeah, yeah, no, yeah, no
.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I feel like calling Batman.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
This is up his alley, not mine.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I don't know this is this would make Batman fucking
Turner like turnover.
I don't know he deals withfucking I'm out.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
He deals with Dr Pig and the doll maker, so I don't
know they're.
They're up there doing thiskind of shit.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
All right, alright.
Well, let's keep moving, shallwe?
So they get to the lighthousewith the weird door and inside
they find the corpses of DanWilliams and Jennifer White and
her daughter.
So they just found these deadbodies.
And then, a little further intothe lighthouse, they find a I
(16:05):
think they called it a soggybarrel, and inside of the barrel
was just like body parts, mush,bones and flesh, and then
scattered around the barrel werepictures of all of the Collins
families, um, and photos of them, like right before they died,
um, the tests also, uh, showedthat inside of this, like soup
(16:27):
goop, um, was a large amount ofamphetamines, um, and then
lastly, uh, one of the photosthat was scattered around the
barrel was, uh, of a someunknown face, um, which, yeah,
they, they're like we don't knowwho this person is, and I will
say that that's the end of thevideo.
(16:48):
But, man, the video's been veryabruptly.
They're just like here's athing that happened and then
it's just like over.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Yeah, hey girl, I gotta do it again.
A little bit of that soggybarrel I need that soggy barrel
brother.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
But yeah, so that's the end of video two, the
lighthouse.
Um, yeah, it's creepy, uh, it'sweird, and it's just gonna keep
getting weirder.
Um, so, whoever's next take itaway that'd be me.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Um, a lot of these also I I know we're kind of
brushing over it.
I don't know if you guys lookeddeeper into it or not.
I sure as shit didn't, becauseI didn't want to spend more time
investigating this one.
But there are like days to itto some of these, like, for
example, my video the Walls.
It starts off by saying 10 daysago they found, they found out
(17:37):
that Corey and Margaret Beckboth age 11, went missing and
the bodies were found five dayslater.
So there's like time frames tosome of these.
I've noticed that with a lot ofthese videos, but I did not put
them in any type of orderbecause I did not want to go
down there.
I did not want to do that I knowone of my videos said like six
days ago I think it wasliterally video one it's like
(17:57):
six days ago, like this happenedand then, like there's
definitely some order going onhere I don don't know what it is
Someone who is fucked up enoughto spend enough time looking
into this?
By all means go for it.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I'm sure there's an order, but I'm almost positive
that it doesn't fucking matter.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Who knows the paintings reference them each
other, but like, yeah, yeah, itdon't matter.
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
So, anyway, the bodies of these two kids Were
found five days later In a papermill, uh, the.
They found that the upper halfOf Margaret and the lower half
of Corey Were sewn together.
The other halves of each bodyCould not be found.
They also found that lodgedinside of Margaret's throat Was
(18:46):
a clay brick with the word meatwritten on it.
Um, and they found a bunch ofother gross shit that happened
to the bodies too.
I don't want to go too deepinto the details, but like they
found like, um, deep cuts andlike lacerations and shit like
that, um, that I I'm leaving outcause I don't want to talk
about it, but it's just gross um, they found that.
(19:12):
They also discovered that aweek before the disappearance,
cory was dared by two of hisfriends to spend an hour alone
inside of a cabin that was closeto tiger lake.
A few minutes later, uh, afterhe went in, corey came screaming
out about seeing a face in thecabin walls and he came out with
(19:32):
like some really bad bruisingand tears on his arm.
Police investigated the area.
They found a crawl space in thein the cabin, where they found
Corey's camera that he had withhim that had photos on it.
One photo seemed to be justsome photos, some images of like
gravel, like rocks, things likethat.
(19:54):
Another, yeah, another lookedlike it might have been like a
stick or something.
I couldn't really tell theother.
The third one looks like it'slike potentially like a wall or
something on the inside of thecabin.
And the fourth is a very, verycreepy image of like a face and
(20:17):
it's like.
I don't know how to describe itother than like the grudge kind
of it's the grudge and MichaelJackson crossed yeah, that is,
that is what it looks like.
It's very creepy and it I justhate it.
But this face is believed to beconnected to the disappearances
(20:39):
and you could probably thisface probably looks familiar
because it looks very, veryidentical to the self-portrait
that was in episode one.
So we go on to video four,which is called the Clue.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I've got a raging clue right now.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
I've got a raging clue, otacon.
Otacon, I've got a raging clueCalled Revolver Ocelot, so we're
following a man named Sean Cain.
He was a private investigatorthat was helping police with one
of the murder investigation.
The last body to be found bySean Cain before he disappeared
(21:20):
was a man named Tom Harris.
The killer apparently brokeinto Tom's apartment and
straight up murdered his bitchass.
The way he did it, though, issome like fucking saw fucking
house of wax bullshit, like theyfound these pictures or not
found the pictures, but thepolice took these pictures of
(21:42):
the crime scene, and inside ofthe apartment was this giant
pile of wax in the middle of theliving room, and Tom is inside
this pile of wax, and its causeof death was the wax, the wax
yes, the fixation.
It's cause of death wax.
Cause of death wax.
His eyelids and arms were cutoff, and then there's a bonus
(22:06):
third arm thrown into the mix.
So whose is that?
I don't know, but there it is.
Um one week later is when wefind out that sean cain, the the
pi, disappeared.
Police went to his home andthey found some fucked up shit.
Uh, I don't want to go too deepinto it, but they only knew
about it because they heard hisdog wailing for like nine hours
(22:28):
the neighbors did they calledthe police.
I'm just gonna say some animalabuse occurred by the murderer
here they broke all the dog'slegs and just left it sitting
there yeah, I don't feel Ididn't feel comfortable saying
that, so so thanks.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Probably my least favorite part of the whole
series is the animal abuse.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
They explained.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
The dog was like howling for like nine hours
straight and that's why theywent over there.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Yeah, so they found blood trails.
They also found that Kane wrotethe number two on the doorframe
in his own blood, but they'renot sure why.
Police found a painting in SeanKane's bedroom titled the man
in the Pipes, depicting Kane andboy howdy does it kind of
(23:17):
depict Kane, that makes sensenow that I just got that OK what
the man in the pipes.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
No, the two.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Oh yeah, my favorite part about this.
So pause real quick, Pause realquick.
I cannot prove it, but I am 98%sure I know where this image
comes from.
I think it's a Photoshop ofsomeone's mugshot.
What In real life?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I'm almost 100% positive.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
I'm almost 100% positive.
I've seen this mugshot before,so I need you all listening.
Have you seen?
This man before.
Yeah, I need y'all to help mefind this.
Yes, it does.
That's what I'm saying.
I've seen this face before, butI digress.
It's kind of elongated in red,so it's it's assumed that he's
been shoved in a pipe of that sothe perp allegedly entered uh
(24:16):
uh kane's building through thebasement.
Kane, coincidentally, just setup a bunch of security cameras
around his house a few nightsprior and we caught an image of
the alleged murderer.
It's not much of an image, it'skind of like him like kind of
like, yeah, gotting away likeshielding his face from the
camera using his hand.
So you kind of see like the top, like the eyes and like the top
(24:37):
of the forehead, but that'sreally most of what you see
Because, again, it's just himlike shielding his face.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
It's creepy as fuck though it is creepy now that
I've seen.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
At first I didn't understand what was going on in
this photo, but now that I'veseen the rest of the series, I
understand what's going on here,right?
Yeah, and it is.
Yeah, you can see, I'll leavethis.
There's a very large mouth andthen you can see a row of teeth
inside the mouth.
That doesn't look right andyou'll understand that later.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Yeah this is a sure will eyes photo that we'll
circle back to later.
So on to video 5.
This takes place 3 days ago.
Apparently we have TinaRosenberg, Jack Stryker and
Flora Rosenberg who have allwent missing.
This one was a bit of achallenge to get through.
(25:36):
Jack's car was found in thewoods two days ago and inside of
the car was a painting that wastitled Flower Face Flora.
This painting was pretty fuckedup looking.
It's basically like a reallyjust messed up kind of like if
you took a face and splatteredit.
Everything's kind of deformed,like the jaw is kind of like meh
(25:57):
, it's like the floops from SpyKids.
It's really just fucked uplooking.
It's like when he's moldingthem out of clay.
You know what I mean.
It's like that kind of shit, um, but it's like the jaws kind of
.
There's like, I think, like aneye, like up in the top corner
or something like that.
I don't remember, um, but it'skind of creepy looking, um.
(26:20):
But anyway, as they'reinvestigating car, they hear
screams from deeper into thewoods.
The police go into the woods andthey find Tina tied to a tree
with her arms and feet cut off,and she's very much conscious
about everything around herright now the body of Flora is
(26:40):
next to her, which has beenmutilated by having her face
beaten in with a hammer.
Photos show Flora and it lookspretty dang similar to the
painting the flower face Florapainting we get.
Tina mentions that the killeris still around.
(27:01):
She's like no, he's here still.
Which very cool of this personthat just got their shit lob
around.
She's like no, he's here still.
Which very cool of this personthat just got their shit lobbed
off to be like, hey, I'm here,I'm doing it.
That dude ran around the corner.
I would just be like where aremy arms?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
no arms no feet.
How do you come back from that?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
so she says that the killer is still in the woods.
So the police go back to thecar to investigate the car a bit
further and they found apainting that was planted there.
The killer is still in thewoods like he legit just put a
new painting in this car whilethey all went to look for Tina.
The title was like hastilyscribbled on, and the title of
(27:44):
the painting is Long Jack, andit depicts Jack's head stretched
out very far.
Jack has still yet to be foundto this day.
They're interviewing Tina now,which I am hoping to God takes
place months, if not like a yearlater, because I can only
imagine being tied to the treeand junk right now, but she's
(28:07):
tired of the trees.
Yeah, she's tired of the treeand they're just like, hey, shut
up, shut up.
So what happened here?
Stop screaming.
What happened here, If you knowwhat I mean?
Um, so, uh, Tina says that shedoesn't remember much.
She remembers waking up in thecar and she sees someone walking
up to the car, but it wasn'tJack.
(28:29):
She mentions Jack was gone andthat she was injected with
something.
She then woke up, uh, tied tothe tree where she could hear
her sister screaming.
Um, she gave the police asketch of the man and boy howdy
is he creepy looking.
He looks like what we have seenso far.
Basically, he actually.
(28:50):
No, he looks somewhat comical.
He kind of looks like I'mtrying to describe it.
I'm trying to describe it helooks like a weird, shitty
drawing of a weird hippie man.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
He looks like something from a Tool video.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah, the image gives off vibes of looking like one
of those hippies that wear thosealpaca sweaters you know what I
mean and he carries around ahacky sack with them.
That's what this guy looks liketo me.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
He looks like that kind of a guy Gray alien.
And then like, while they weredescribing it, they're like yeah
, but it's not a gray alien,it's a human.
And then they're like, oh okay.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Yeah, this trailer trailer trash, cousin, is what
this is.
Um, that's, that's the end ofthat.
That's what I have there.
Um, I hate, I hate, I hate that.
(29:53):
I hate a lot about what I justsaid.
Um, what do you have,muthalamule?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I have the next video , which is called Pigs, and this
is where it gets dialed up to12.
I hate everything about whathappens in this video, but we're
gonna get on through it.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
We had to see it, so now you do.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
We had to read this, this, and now you can listen to
it or stop listening to it, andthen you can live the rest of
your life not having to hearthis anyway.
So we find out that ian ford andmay ford are missing.
So the police went to theirhouse to investigate, and ian
and may have a, and apparentlythere's an awful stench coming
(30:42):
from this barn.
So they go into the barn andwhat do they find?
Well, they find May tied up toa post inside a stall in the
barn, but only her hands arestill attached to the post.
Then they find her body andthey discovered that she had
apparently died from internalbleeding.
(31:02):
Now they find a horse in thissame stall that has apparently
died due to sildenafil overdose.
Now, boys, do you know what thebrand name of sildenafil is?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Tylenol.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Viagra, it is Viagra.
So we got a dead horse pumpedfull of viagra and a dead woman
who has died from internalbleeding I'm sure nothing weird
happened here?
Speaker 4 (31:31):
no, definitely I'm sure the horse just snuck into
the pill cabinet on accident,took some of grandpa's pills and
had a good time in the fieldwith other mares, or something.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
So inside the milk house they find a bloody
mattress where there is moreViagra apparently scattered
around the mattress.
And then they discover theFord's granddaughter, fiona, and
apparently her head has beenwrapped inside of a blanket, and
they only find her head.
So in another stall in the barnthey find faces that have been
(32:06):
removed from bodies and thenhung up on the walls, and they
were able to identify some ofthese people as, or some of
these faces as, having belongedto previous victims.
They found decapitated pigcarcasses and then they find a
dead pig that has its stomachsplit open and then stitched
back together.
And guess what?
They find inside ian ford'sfucking body.
(32:28):
So they just took him and justcrammed him inside this pig.
Also, they removed the eyesfrom the pig and put fiona's
eyes where the pig's eyes usedto be.
Then they find more paintings,and I'm gonna read these
paintings out of order fordramatic effect.
Because, we needed more dramaticeffect with this whole thing.
These paintings are called WetSkin George, which is a man with
(32:52):
his skin completely removedfrom his body, the Jigsaw Baby,
which is a face like a baby'sface that has been chopped up,
and then there's a pacifier inthe middle.
That one's super duper fuckedup.
Then we got Ian the Pig thatone's pretty self-explanatory.
We got Blowhole Isabella, hideand Zeke, four Holes, fiona
(33:14):
Fleshhead, fred Breathless,janice the Witness Observing
Paul, and then the last one,which is actually the first one
you're presented with, is calledBreeding Mount May.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Hell yeah, dude.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
So, in case you didn't put this together, they
done tied May up, pumped thishorse full of Viagra and then
the rest is pretty selfexplanatory.
They also found a tape and theywere able to recover some
footage from the tape, and thistape is just a video.
(33:49):
Do you want to?
Speaker 4 (33:49):
recover footage from whatever tape you found.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
I was considering the contents of the rest of this
video, I was actually supernervous about what was going to
be on this tape, but it'sactually just a video of a video
.
I was actually super nervousabout what was going to be on
this tape, but it's actuallyjust a video of a face and it's
pretty apparent, because theteeth are moving behind the face
, that this is actually themurderer, I guess wearing one of
(34:13):
these faces that he's beenremoving from people's bodies.
So it appears that he done beencutting people's faces off,
hanging them on his own face anddoing more creepy shit.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
I have in my notes the use of they Texas chainsawed
some people More than I shouldin my notes.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
I feel like I had in my notes.
This fucked up Pornhub themesong goes here Fucked up, Boom,
do-do-do-do-do.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Oh fuck.
The next video is called Family, and in Family we discovered
that over the past few daysthere's been a number of
gruesome murders, includingelementary school teacher
isabella jackson, who apparentlycalled 9-1-1 while she was
still being attacked and thengave an address to the police.
(35:06):
That I guess wasn't her address, but they followed the address
and it actually led them to adifferent crime scene.
So that address belonged to afamily of three people named
janice, paul and their son, zeke.
You'll notice that these arenames all from paintings from
the last video.
So we find out that Janice waspregnant with a soon-to-be
daughter, and so Janice and Paulwere found in their kitchen
(35:30):
murdered.
The killer had actually cutJanice open and removed the
fetus from her stomach and thenstrangled Janice with the
umbilical cord.
Then they took the fetus's headand shoved it down Paul's
throat, causing him toasphyxiate, and then they showed
his sewed, his mouth shut.
Zeke, by the way, is stillmissing.
So in the house they find apainting with the title pipes Um
(35:54):
, apparently the the title waslonger, but they like scribbled
out the rest of it, but it justsays pipes.
Now, and this is like apainting of a dude who was like
all bloody and mushed up and, uh, probably shoved into a pipe.
So I wonder they did eventuallyfind isabel jackson's house,
which was the woman who called9-1-1.
Uh, her husband had beenmurdered and decapitated and in
(36:17):
the place of where his head wassupposed to be there was a new
painting titled infinite mobbruce, which is like a picture
of a dude's face with his mouthlike super duper, uber stretched
out.
And then they find isabel inthe bathroom and discovered that
the lock on the door to thebathroom had been destroyed by a
hammer drill, which, if youdon't know what a hammer drill
(36:37):
is, it's basically just likeit's a power drill, but the the
bit goes like in and out.
Um, so apparently the assailanthad drilled a hole in the front
of her skull, which is areference to blowhole isabel
from the paintings from the lastvideo, and then placed a note
inside the hole.
The note reads I, I live whereI can't breathe, except it
(37:00):
actually says breath and I eatwithout teeth.
What am I?
Um, I think the answer to thisis is a fetus, like, because it
lives in the womb and it can'tbreathe and it eats without
teeth, like through theumbilical cord anyway.
So they discovered that there ismore than one set of footprints
in the blood on the scenesuggesting that there's actually
(37:20):
more than one culprit in there.
It's was more than one set offootprints in the blood on the
scene suggesting that there'sactually more than one culprit
in there.
It's more than one personworking together.
And then the video actuallyends with Isabel's 911 call,
which, if this is actedspecifically for this series, is
incredibly good yeah.
Yeah.
She can be heard begging for thepolice to help her as the
murderer breaks down the door,and then you can hear them
(37:42):
drilling into her head.
And then the call goes silent,and that is family.
Wasn't that a great familyexperience for everybody
involved.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I would say that's pretty bonding.
Yeah, are you having fun?
Yet, doug, you got meat, I gotmeat, I got some meat for you.
Um, so, yeah, video eight ismeat.
Um, these last two videos arethe longest of them all, um, and
I will still try to go throughthem as fast as I can, um,
(38:18):
however, uh, there's a lot totalk about here this is the
first one.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
As I opened it, youtube actually stopped me and
asked me if I wanted to proceedI've never seen a video on
youtube give that prompt likehey, are you sure?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
again yeah, um not while I was logged into an
account at least yeah, I don'tknow, it's rough.
It's rough out here.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
YouTube technically haven't broken any rules, but
like we're not sure if they haveor haven't.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, so yeah, meat.
The murders have continued overthe past week.
We learn.
We also learn of the death ofDr Fred Baker.
A dog was heard barking in hishome the night before the murder
.
Good good, always a good time.
He lives alone with his cat, sothat was kind of strange.
(39:14):
And when cops arrived, theycould tell that a struggle had
broken out in the kitchen asthey found copious amounts of
sildenafil, which we know isViagra.
Fred had been stealing thisfrom his work for quite a while,
they learned, and he wasbasically found in bed with no
(39:36):
skin on his head and his floorwas littered with used sandpaper
.
So I'm pretty sure you canassume where this is going he's
been beaten off with sandpaper.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Is that what it?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
was I assume that they used it on his head.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Or he sanded his face off.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
They sanded his face off.
They also well, I'll get therein a second.
So the cat nor the dog could befound, but they did find a
painting under the bed, and itwas titled Pocket Pussy, and it
was just a cat with no skin.
Let's just, let's move pastthat.
(40:17):
So, two days later, a man namedGeorge white was found, uh, in
his family house.
Uh, barking was also reportedhere.
Um, the body of George was somangled it was almost
unidentifiable.
Uh.
What you could tell, though,was, again, his face was cut off
, and there were roughly 487stab wounds to the body.
(40:42):
That's way too many.
I don't know how you can countthat when you have that many
stab wounds, but apparently theydid.
Four of these wounds hadseminal fluid in them, which is
gross, oh jism Got, it Got itGot it Seminal.
(41:06):
Four wounds had the jism in them.
Several photographs were lodgedinto cuts in the body and
police were able to retrieve andrestore a few of the photos.
These are just as creepy andweird as all the other imagery.
Um, they're not really.
I, I don't even know.
There's nothing super of note.
(41:28):
Um, they just looked like someweird fucked up imagery.
Um, that's about it.
Um, so lastly, but not not evenlastly just more more murders.
Sarah Stone and her husbandwere, uh, also abducted from
their home last night and theyhad a security camera that
(41:50):
actually caught the intruderscoming into the house.
It clearly shows two people, uh, intruding the house, but it
gave us a look at both of theirfaces on camera.
I don't know if you want toplay that on Twitch, but boy,
howdy do we have a ragtag pairof guys here?
Speaker 4 (42:14):
is that Conan O'Brien ?
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Um, but yeah, essentially all the video is is
you just see their front doorlike they had security camera on
the front door and um, you justsee them both like basically
break into the home.
Um, yeah, but it this justagain, it confirms that there's
two of them.
Um, not a lot happens right offthe rip.
(42:36):
Um, you see one guy kind ofpoke around the side and then
you see the main creepy.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Um, one kind of jump over the fence and then, uh,
yeah, you can just hear him likebreak in and that's really I
will say I like I like what theydid, like I guess you could say
like animation wise or whatever, like I kind of dig it, it's,
it's, it's a, it's a cool lookwhere it's just like this, like
real world screenshot with thislike, yeah, drawing animation
(43:07):
kind of over everything.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
I think it works really well.
The question becomes like isthis the way it is just because
it's the way it is, or is itlike?
These beings, no, these beingsare are actually like painting
beings themselves.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Oh yeah, interesting thought um.
I will say that we're as we areon the last episode um.
This series is actuallyreferred to as the painter um by
most people, the people thatare fans of this.
Yeah, so I'm.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Urban Spook's number one fan.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
There is a community for this, and you know.
Straight to jail All of themAll of them away.
Alright, so the last video wehave is called Entitled Hell,
and this video was actuallyuploaded like not too long ago,
like um months ago or somethingoctober yeah, halloween of last
year yeah, um, and all the othervideos are uploaded a lot
(44:07):
longer ago than that.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
But regardless, um, it does say this is their last
upload it does say on theirprofile a new video, final video
, is coming this year.
So is that going to beHalloween of this year, maybe?
I would assume so yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Yeah, maybe we'll get that for Halloween.
This does tie a lot of stufftogether here, so let's kind of
go through it.
So this video specificallyactually looks like filmed
police footage, where you'reactually seeing a video over
everything for most of the time,as opposed to like just like
those still images that we'vebeen getting.
Um, so police get an anonymoustip of a break-in at a textile
(44:48):
and paint factory.
Someone phoned it in from atelephone booth near the
location and when the policecame, um, they found, uh, like
right inside they just foundbody parts from five of the
victims.
So they just had like aplethora of body parts.
Um, this is where I wrote thatthere I was like they texas
(45:09):
chainsawed them into clothing.
So they found they ended upfinding clothing made from bits
of these people as well.
Um, and then they end up goinginto what is called the cage
room.
Now, um, in this room, theremains of some known victims uh
are in here, along with oneunidentifiable one, and they
(45:31):
found three photos uh, in thisroom, um, and to be honest,
they're all like kind ofnecrophilia-esque there's a gimp
suit and a guy looking at acorpse and it's weird.
And then in the cage hence thecage room they found Corey and
Margaret Beck sewn together.
So that's fun, right.
(45:54):
They also found a bucket ofmale genitalia.
Wait, so they's fun, right?
Um, they also found a bucket ofmale genitalia.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
Wait.
So they found the other halves.
They just they found the otherhalves sewn together, I'm
assuming.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah, I'm assuming.
Yeah, so in other areas, of thefactory.
This is what became the popstar Beck, yeah, um, and that's
why he's a Scientologist now.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
I was just about to say that too.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
So, yeah, so in other areas of the factory they found
more bullshit, because ofcourse they did, but I want to
note that this looks like adungeon, like straight up the
whole thing.
It just it looks like a dungeon.
It doesn't look like a factory,it just looks like a dungeon.
In one room they find twohanging bodies, uh, in like a
(46:40):
locker room, uh, one being JimLee, the other unknown, but
they're literally hung from thesame rope, um, which is just
awful.
Um, police also found what theyare dubbing the paint room,
where we assume that the personis painting here.
Um, so several paintings arefound in here, some paintings
(47:00):
dating back to about or like to,from murders from like five
years ago, and lots of newpaintings uh come from this, and
then they show them all.
I'm not gonna go over all ofthem, because if you want to
watch this, you can, and you canlook at all of the weird
paintings um, as uh as they comeon the screen, um, but uh, they
(47:21):
do start to search the rest ofthe factory and then the room
over, um, the whole entirety ofthe Jones family was found.
Um, they were from head to toe,connected via a chain in
different states ofdecomposition.
So there was a chain that ranthrough all of them and they
(47:46):
were just all connected anddying in different states of
decay, apparently.
Um yeah, so uh, they end upgoing to the basement.
Um, they find four partiallyeaten bodies.
Uh, no identities known of whothey were, though.
Um, then they did find sarahstone and her husband sewn mouth
(48:10):
to ass together so it's likehuman centipede style.
It's like human centipede, butthey're just connected to each
other, so so they're likepermanent 69ing, essentially,
yeah.
And then they go into thesewers below the factory and
they end up finding this writingon this wall you get a bunch of
like graffiti and like randomwords, and then you see the
(48:31):
words Once you've been to hell,you never come back, which is
something that Tina Rosenbergsaid after surviving her attack,
which ends up prompting awellness check immediately.
And what they find in the houseis as follows Remember, this
lady has no arms or feet.
Basically, the cops break inimmediately, see a dead body in
(49:05):
the kitchen and then essentiallycatch them in the act of trying
to kill Tina.
The one of them that is likewearing the person's face like
blurred out fully just on thebed is Tina, who is
uncontrollably screaming, justfully fucking screaming um,
almost the whole time, becauseit says like for 20 minutes she
(49:27):
didn't realize she had beenrescued, but her eyes and ears
had been punctured with knittingneedles.
So not only does she have noarms or feet now, her eyes and
ears pretty much don't workanymore.
Um, literally just a, just alump.
Now, right, um, so yeah.
(49:48):
And then they they go on to saythat tina's mom has is was end
up.
It was the body in the kitchenand that she'd been fully
dismembered.
Um, so, uh, what we learned wasthe uh, one of the assailants
that was shot and killed wasBill Collins, from, like, one of
the first episodes where, like,the whole Collins family was
like in a bucket.
Um, apparently, uh, they hadbeen brainwashed or something to
(50:12):
come and commit these crimes.
We also find out that the mainpainter is named mona lenias, a
woman, and she actually ends upconfessing to over a hundred
murders.
Um, we also are well, you don'tlearn this in the video, but
lenias, I guess, stands forbutcher or something.
(50:32):
So there's that.
But, uh, but yeah, we getreally, no, no explanation
further than that.
We just know that they've beencaught.
She admitted to 100 murders andBill Collins.
The other one is fully dead,the one with the big mouth
inside the mouth and stuff.
So that's that's it.
That's all we got.
That's that is.
(50:53):
That is the end of it.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Thank God.
Speaker 4 (50:58):
Thank God, yeah, yeah , that is the end of it.
Thank god, thank god, yeah,yeah, first and foremost, I'm
gonna give this a million.
Don't look unders.
Out of five, this might be sixdon't look unders out of five.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
I don't think we've ever had a six out of five
either, if that tells youanything um well, what did you
boys think?
Speaker 4 (51:23):
real or fake?
Speaker 3 (51:25):
I feel um, as far as quality of analog horror goes,
this is not up towards the topof the list of things we've
looked at before.
The visual presentation andstuff is not horrible, but it's
pretty mid the content, however.
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Yeah, yeah, it's, it is so the idea that they have
here In theory could be reallycool, cool like gone, really
well I like the idea of amurderer leaving paintings of
his murders.
That's cool I, I like that too.
The problem is, instead ofletting us imagine anything or
(52:08):
giving us some semblance of likea story, I we just get it full
frontal at us.
Everything is just put rightout there.
It's just, his arms were gone,they chopped them off and he's
dead.
Here's the next guy that's dead.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
Snuff porn, the analog horror.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Yeah, it is.
They almost didn't even likethey used the trope of analog
horror, but then took out allthe analog horror and they're
just like what?
If I gave you a word or apowerpoint presentation on this,
that's what it feels like it'sa murder powerpoint yeah it yeah
, I I think that's.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
What's more disturbing about it, though,
honestly to me, is because, likeit's not presented as a mystery
or as a a artistic except for Iguess the paintings are
somewhat artistic but it's notpresented as like an artistic
piece so much as it just feelslike somebody's super fucked up
(53:13):
fantasy that they just decidedto just put into, like you said,
a PowerPoint.
It's like it's like if somebodyit feels like, if somebody was
like sexually into gore and theydecided to make you a
PowerPoint presentation about.
It is what it feels like andit's that makes it so much worse
.
Speaker 4 (53:33):
Somebody, um somebody , binge watched every single saw
movie with no sleep and thenwatched a bunch of other like
terrifier-esque movies anddecided let's do that, but worse
.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
I agree, but at the same time at least Saw and
Terrifier have something elseabout it that works you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
I just mean like the gore porn you know, it is gore
porn.
Speaker 2 (54:11):
It's word gore porn.
Yeah, but those are suspenseful.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
There's no suspense here, it's just raw, unfiltered,
just the worst thing you couldimagine.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Just so this is, this is essentially what I would
equivalent to a movie calledAugust Underground, which I have
all of them, and they'reterrible, isn't that?
Speaker 3 (54:37):
like handheld found footage it's like legitimately a
snuff film.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
I'll leave that for other people to watch and see
and hear about.
But yeah, it's bad.
This whole thing is just.
When I say bad, I mean it'sjust gross.
It makes you feel disgusting.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:59):
If, if I mean, this definitely has a niche.
Like I'm not at all surprisedthat each one of these has over
half a million views.
Like it, definitely it, as muchas I find it gross.
It definitely stands out fromall the other analog whores
because it's so gross.
It's something different.
I'm not saying it's goodbecause of that, but it's
(55:19):
something different.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
I will remember it for sure.
Speaker 4 (55:22):
Exactly, yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:23):
And if I was like I know a lot of the audience for
YouTube.
Analog horror is on the youngerside, like early teens and
stuff like this.
If I watched this when I waslike 13, this would leave a mark
on me.
Speaker 4 (55:38):
Yeah, this is some sort of an uh, this is an eye
opener.
This, this is your coming ofage.
Yeah, this is some child'scoming of age story.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
I actually fully told myself I was like you probably
shouldn't listen to this episodelike.
Speaker 4 (55:50):
So there's a kid out there that watch this and you
could watch the death of theirinnocence in their eyes as they
finish an episode of video, youknow what I mean.
Like they're coming out of thisa whole different person.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
I will say there is like a full community of like
people that really like this.
Speaker 3 (56:10):
I'm not surprised.
It's like baby's first liveleak.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
I'm sorry it's like rottencom yeah, but not.
I'm not surprised that this has.
Speaker 4 (56:23):
This has a following because again like, if you're
super into that, like gore pornshit, and there are people out
there that are into that, youknow there's people are like oh,
fucking somebody's masturbatedto this series, but at least one
.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
There are some people out there.
There are some people out there.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
What yeah, there's some people out there that are
like oh, august, underground orwhatever, those are my favorite
films are so good because thedirector had something to say.
You know, they, they, thosetype of people are gonna be
watching this and, in the grandscheme of things, half a million
sounds like a lot, but there'sthree billion people in the
world, so half a mil, half amillion Sounds like a lot, but
there's three billion people inthe world, so half a million
perverts out there watching this.
(56:58):
I'm not surprised.
I'm not surprised at all.
Speaker 2 (57:01):
I actually didn't know anything about this before.
I was like, alright, let's dothis one.
I mean a lie, Of course it camefrom me, you know.
Speaker 4 (57:10):
Yeah, I saw the fucking thumbnails.
It's the only context I had inthis.
I'm like, oh great, anotherfucking slideshow analog here.
We fucking are scarredafterwards.
Uh, yeah, it's.
It's wild how, after doing thisfor four years, I'll still come
across something that still.
Like you said, matt, I'm notgonna forget this one like the
(57:35):
pink.
Speaker 3 (57:36):
Okay.
So, going back to the visualpresentation of this, the
paintings and stuff are so soand the content is fucked up,
but the actual like body camfootage stuff that's in the last
one is that's actuallydisturbing.
Like watching that I was likethis is I'm unsettled was that
in that and?
Was that in an?
Speaker 4 (57:55):
engine it looked like I was.
Speaker 3 (57:59):
I think they used some sort of 3D software to do
something like they recordedlike a map inside an engine or
something and then probably thegore parts of it were just like
drawn on top of it.
But then since they blurred itout, it kind of makes it look
real yeah, right shit, I forgotwhat I was gonna say um I, I
(58:21):
don't.
Speaker 4 (58:22):
So here's my little theory.
I didn't look into who thecreator was or anything like
that.
I don't want to do you rememberwhat?
Speaker 2 (58:28):
you were gonna say, yeah, it was about the creator.
I also didn't look too far intothe creator because I was just
like so when I was looking upthe videos after I had done I
was like done doing my researchand stuff I started to like look
up like videos about this andthere are more videos about why
this is the worst analog horrorthan there are.
(58:51):
Just people explaining theanalog horror right, like we're
doing.
Um, I, I guess I get it to adegree Like it's it's gross.
There's not a whole lot ofstory, it's just a flushed out.
Speaker 3 (59:04):
As in like it's poorly done.
Yeah, this isn't even close tothe worst thing we've ever
watched.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
Not.
Oh no, I fully agree.
I think this is one of the bestbad things we've done.
Yeah, honestly like, I thinkthe things I think it did right
were exactly what it set out todo, which was to leave you
feeling disturbed.
Speaker 3 (59:25):
I didn't have hardly any like eye roll moments
watching this, where I was likeyeah, come on, I didn't do this
at all.
Speaker 2 (59:36):
I mean, is it my favorite one we've done no so
what I was gonna say?
Speaker 4 (59:42):
I didn't look into the creator at all, but part of
me really thinks, from like thepaintings and the amount of
edginess there is to this, youboy, you could cut yourself on
the edge in this whole, thiswhole series.
It's part of me thinks somefucking like 19-year-old made
this.
They're like, oh, this is goingto be my art project.
(01:00:03):
It's going to be so cool, it'sso awesome, this is my.
It's just so artsy.
You know, I think this was somekid's fucking jerk-off moment
where he's made something forthe sole purpose of being edgy
and dark and grim and like theyjust watched a bunch of true
crime documentaries itdefinitely is like what is the
(01:00:24):
most fucked up thing I canpossibly think of, and can I?
keep ratcheting that up until Iget banned from youtube this is
if if 16 year old me watch, Iwould think this was the most
fucked up thing on YouTube andthat's why I think some 16 to
like 19 year old made it,because that's the mindset I
(01:00:44):
feel like the guy making it hadgoing into.
It was how can I make the mostfucked up edgy edgelord thing on
YouTube?
Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
I don't know.
So if you look at the YouTubechannel, there's a couple of
links here.
One is an Instagram.
They have music and then one isan Instagram account that has
more of their paintings and,honestly, a lot of the paintings
that are on the Instagramaccount are very good, like
there's a terrifier one andstuff.
Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
I don't.
You're talking about urban slug.
Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Yeah, I guess this person goes by the name Urban
Slug.
I don't think this is ateenager, because I, unless
they're very good, I don't thinkthere are a lot of teenagers
that could paint like this yeah,that's fair maybe.
I mean, there are very talentedteenagers out there, so it's
(01:01:36):
not impossible, but I think thisis probably somebody like at
least in their 20s, would be myguess, just based on the quality
of the artwork yeah, that'sfair yeah so so I I I don't know
too much about them, um, I didsee some of their instagram.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
They have a fucking soundcloud too.
Um, are they a rapper?
I don't know.
I didn't listen to any of it,but all the songs correlate to a
fucking one of the paintingsand stuff like that.
But apparently this Urban Slugperson hasn't taken criticism
very well and was like full,like blown, having meltdowns on
(01:02:12):
people.
Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Oh god, we got it.
We.
Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
man of the mask or man of the suit, this person
yeah, I was trying to find iturban slug like crash out, I
don't know hey, I mean, I'm not,I'm not, I'm not gonna sit here
and and say criticisms you knowvalid by anyone.
Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
But also if you put your shit out on the internet,
it's gonna get criticized.
There's people that call me afucking idiot All the time.
Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
All the time, on the regular, some people say about
this podcast, and you know what.
You're right we are stupid.
Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
There's one, hang on.
You guys keep talking.
I gotta find it.
It's my favorite.
It's on Spotify.
Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
I actually found the comment that I was Referring to,
but I'm definitely not gonnaread it because I don't want to
say some of the things thatthey've used in the comment.
But uh, you can search it upand you'll find there.
Basically, someone was like weneed to stop praising series
that rely on shock value tocarry their horror.
Stuff like urban spook drivesme nuts because the only horror
it relies entirely on trying todescribe the most vile thing
(01:03:16):
possible, and they didn't likethat too much, they just crashed
out on it.
They're like you're such afucking pussy.
Just because extreme horrordoesn't fit into your little
redacted furry horror tastedoesn't mean that there isn't a
place for it.
Use your platform to talk aboutthings you like instead of
shitting on actual creators.
Cunt Got him, dude.
Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Got him so hard bro.
Your platform or talk aboutthings you like, instead of
shitting on actual creators cunt.
Got him, dude.
Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
Got him so hard bro man, I can't find it, but it's
on Spotify somewhere.
It says something along thelines of oh boy, another episode
of like it's like anotherepisode of living urinary tract
infection, the podcast, orsomething.
Something about that really gotme.
Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
I like seeing those comments.
They're usually really funny,uh, and they're usually just
dogging on one of us forsomething or other and it's just
.
It's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
I still want to do an episode where we just collect
all the negative comments andread them.
Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
I would love that I'll get on it sounds lovely
we'll start a word doc yeah, um,god damn, dudes, god damn, um,
I'll get on it.
That sounds lovely.
We'll start a word doc.
Yeah, goddamn, dudes, goddamn,where do we go from here?
This is such a downer.
We're doing Roy J after this.
Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Yeah, we continue the spook.
That's what we do.
Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
I mean, I guess I'll just end this on.
Least Roy J will be a lighthearted reprieve from this.
Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
It'll be way better content for us to talk about.
We won't be sitting here goingum.
So yeah, you heard it here,folks.
Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Join us next week after you've talked to your
therapist about how this hasreally fucked you up.
In the meantime, follow us onour socials.
We're Deluduty pot.
Or don't look at the interneteverywhere.
Just just just go on theinternet and just just find
whatever website you're on.
If it has a search bar, justsearch.
Don't look into the internetDiluty.
Odds are we'll be there andsend us our hometown whores,
(01:05:10):
hometown whores, diluty pot.
Diluty pot at wpod at gmailcom.
Did you have a spooky thingthat ever happened to you?
Send it to us in an email.
Subject hometown horror 2025,and then in the email, make sure
to put your name so we canshout you out.
Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
We got two so far.
We need way more than that.
We need to see much highernumbers.
Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
We need to pump those numbers up.
But if we like it, we'll readit on the show, and because we
have so little, we'll probablyread all of them on the show.
Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
um what do we do if we don't have enough?
Just read creepypastas fuck it.
Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Fuck it or I'll retell my story for the 40th
time.
Um, but yeah, that's all I got.
Um, go when you're donelistening to this.
This comes out in the morning.
I feel like most people listento this sometime in the day.
Take a walk after you'relistening to this.
Go take a walk, drink somewater, go take a walk, breathe
in that fresh air, go touch thegrass and uh, just just watch
(01:06:05):
the clouds for a second, getback into a peaceful mindset.
Just just love, love yourself,love your family.
Go go to your.
Go to go to someone you careabout after this and message
them or call them and say I loveyou.
There you go, matt.
What do you got?
Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Yeah, just I was going to say touch grass, that's
actually what I was going tosay.
But you already said thatDouble touch grass, touch sand,
go past the grass, walk so farpast the grass.
Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
Go to the beach After you.
Yeah, after you listen.
Let grass Go to the beach Afteryou.
Yeah, after you listen.
Let's go to the beach, have aday.
Take the rest of the day offfor it.
Hey, you're listening right now.
Take the rest of the day off.
Go to the beach.
You earned it.
Play hooky.
Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Message your boss and be like I gotta take off.
And they'll just be like why?
And you just send them this andthey'll be like Doug, what do
you got I?
Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Just Be cool.
Just be cool for a little bit,just chill, chill out and be
cool.
I don't know I got nothingafter this one, this one, this
one was heavy.
Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
Well, we'll have a really fun one next week.
Everybody have a blessed day.
May Christ be with you.
It's trying to.
Bye everyone.
Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
I don't know if he's the one that's going to help,
but that's fine.
Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Bye everyone.
Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
I said Don't look under the internet.
Outro Music.
Popular Podcasts
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
The Joe Rogan Experience
The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.