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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So here's the thing
what's in your drink.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Is there protein in
there, or is it one of your?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
hands.
My son plays with all of mycups on my bar cart.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hold on, stop.
Daniel fucked with his cameraand now it stopped recording.
What did I say before westarted?
Once you get set up, don'ttouch anything.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
I just switched tabs
man.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I watched you reach
up to your camera like this.
I saw your hand palm in frontof the lens.
You fucking doofus it's thedon't make it weird podcast with
your hosts daniel anddinasaurus.
Hello there.
(00:42):
Welcome to the.
Don't make a weird poke.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Hello there, welcome
to the Don't Make it Weird pod
yeah, we did this.
That went well.
I got half of a word in andI've already fucked up the intro
.
This is perfect.
Hello and welcome to the Don'tMake it Weird podcast.
I'm one of your co-hosts,daniel Quigley, and we are your
writing comedy storytellingpodcast for the writing
community by the writingcommunity, and I'm sure that
this will definitely be cut andin no way will I be made fun of
(01:06):
for this initial uh introduction.
Is that, is that correct?
Uh, producer sean?
Um sure, sure, pal, thanks,buddy.
Well, you know who's alwaysgoing to help us out, buddy.
We are joined, as always, bythe delirious do-gooder who
deletes ducks with dastardlydongles herself dinosaurus
(01:26):
dongle herself, dina Soros.
It's giving Victorian.
It's giving Victorian.
So, for the folks at home thatthat are listening on audio,
only Dina is playing with herhair and she's made it look
phallic shaped and it's reallyinappropriate.
And, dina, would you like toapologize to the audience?
Dina, would you like toapologize to the audience, dina?
(01:48):
Dina, would you like toapologize to the audience for
your penis hair?
Dina?
Dina, this is dead air.
You have to.
How dare you?
How are you doing today, dina,your hair, looking on point.
I'm so excited to be here withyou, buddy.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Did you?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
just say your hair,
looking on point.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I'm so excited to be
here with you, buddy, I say your
hair, look on, point, roll thetape.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I definitely did not
adopt actually having a stroke,
you guys, your hair looking onpoint your hair, looking on
point.
Jamaican accent melons melonsum no honestly.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Here's the thing I've
.
Oh is it.
Is my shirt blue or pink?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
is?
It is the dress gold or blue?
Everybody tell us at home orblack and white.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, dina, can
we do something on today's
episode?
Because I just feel like we aregetting really close to the
three-year mark of all of usbeing a thruple, if you will,
and I want to get back to ourroots.
Can we be more inappropriatethis episode than we've been in
the past?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Like I want to
ratchet this up to 25 percent
higher you're at a seven and Ineed you at a three, uh-huh yeah
, I can't do that, dina, dinacan't do that, I want to get
back to our roots.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I want you to offend
people so much that they want
you to stop podcasting.
Can you do that?
Can you commit to that today,Dina?
I?
Need inappropriate Dina.
Oh my God, Dina, like fuck Allgetting cut.
So, Dina, are you willing toget inappropriate with me
Because we're near three years?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Let's get wild.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh my God, I didn't
even have to hit the button.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Why.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Why.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Well, before we can
get truly inappropriate, dina,
we've got a third member of ourcrew Because, you see, back then
Hoes didn't want him, and nowhe's hot, I'm all on him.
Back then Hoes didn't want him,now he's hot, I'm all on him.
Who?
Producer Sean?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Who indeed?
Hello everybody.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Doctor who, who
indeed?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
hello everybody
doctor who we're not playing the
word association game right now.
Dina, we're not doing this oh,hey, wait, hang on.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I mean keep going so
that we don't have dead air.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
But uh-huh, uh-huh
yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Daniel, do you want
to take a shower bud?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I would like to take
a shower, sean.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Thank you okay, wait,
I remembered, so I had an intro
.
I had an intro to the show.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
That's a remix can I
go first?
Would you like to go first she?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
fucking remixed the
bit the bit.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I had a whole intro
planned, daniel, and then I
forgot it because you were soinsulting about my hair.
So, anyway, I just wanted totell you that you look easy to
draw.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I don't know if
that's a compliment or not, and
I'm oddly intrigued.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
I can't be a
compliment.
So what was your shower thought?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
for the day.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I can't not think
about this anymore.
What the face.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
So, everybody, do us
a favor and do a simple drawing
of Daniel's face and send it tous on Twitter at DMIW Podcast.
Let us know how difficult itwas and we'll get back to you
all in a future episode.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah, we'll give you
guys stickers.
How about that?
We'll give stickers to anyonewho draws my face.
Draw me like one of your frenchwhores, please pretty sure
that's not the line.
It has to be a line, so,anyways.
But speaking of lines, um guys,would you like to cross some
lines with me today?
Why don't we knock this horse,play off, hop in the shower.
And because it's time forShower, thoughts, daniel.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Oh my god, Daniel,
are you drinking Of?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
course I'm drinking
Sunny.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
D Vodka.
He's got some leftover.
Sunny D Vodka.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Of course.
I'm drinking, not a sponsor.
Sorry guys, I was thinkingabout this the other day.
I'm how dare you and this isgoing to take some participation
from both of you, because Iknow Dina loves improv, so this
is really going to be helpfulfor that.
I had a thought Well, I may ormay not have been taking alleged
mouth drugs the other day and Icame to the realization that
(06:16):
everything is funnier in a TVshow or movie if you replace
duck with dick.
So I'm going to give you, guys,a series of tv shows and movies
with duck in the title.
We're going to change it todick, and I want you to tell me
what this new movie or tv showor game is.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Uh, now about so this
is a shower?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
thoughts no, this is
a shower because I've thought a
lot about this and how thiswould rebrand it.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Sean is thinking
deeply right now, as you can
tell with his expression, so Iwas trying to think of a way to,
to, to abstain from this in afunny way, but I just can't so
I'm just gonna say no, yeah, so.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So here's the first
one.
Sean, are you ready?
Uh, the famous a and e showdick dynasty you want to know
what that's about yeah it'sabout a bunch of hillbilly bears
who are searching for young rod.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
They're on the hunt
for young rod if you know what I
mean.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
So they're trying to
build a dynasty with that young
rod yeah, yeah well the originalis about duck hunting.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
right, it's about
building a.
They built a company based offof some type of duck call
whistle.
Yeah, so maybe, maybe theyinvented a gay call.
A gay call, it's like gaydar.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
So, yeah, it goes
with gaydar.
So use gaydar in conjunctionwith the dick call and it gets
people to arrive.
It's like, listen, this isgoing to outwork Grindr and
Tinder.
What, what are you whispering,dina?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
It helps them to
arrive there, oh jeez.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Perfect, Dina.
This next one's for you becauseI want to tell you about.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
The Duck Van Dyke
Show.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
She did the reverse
she fucking reversed me.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I like it, I like it.
But you know what?
We're going to go with?
An absolute Disney classic.
I think I saw this coming theMighty Dicks.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, I saw that one
coming.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Yeah, can you tell me
about it, dina?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
No.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Dina, the bit doesn't
work if you don't play the game
.
I don't like the bit dina, thebit doesn't work if you don't
play the game.
I don't like the bit.
Fine, sean, we're gonna we'regonna jump back to you.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Okay, we'll circle
back.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
We'll circle back
we'll circle back, so so we've
got this.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
This is literally
just a game that you're trying
to play, just shoehorning a gameinto.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
because it's inappropriate, but
I've got one more, one more,okay.
Uh, this is a classic looneytunes special.
Uh, and it's inappropriate, butI've got one more, one more,
okay.
This is a classic Looney Tunesspecial and it's called Dick
Dodgers of the 24th and a halfcentury.
Keep talking about that Sean.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
It's about people who
are intentionally celibate and
they're not trying to get anydicks, so they're dodging that
dick.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
They're dodging it in
the future.
Yeah, so it's like space, spacewhere warfare to avoid the dick
coming everywhere.
I like it.
I like it, thank you.
Coming everywhere, since dinawon't play.
Um, I, I've got a lot of titleshere.
We've got we have dick hunter,we have howard the.
(09:23):
There's a lot of options here,but you know what?
This is what I've been thinkingabout and I'll continue to
think about, so you can tell meabout how this movie is for you
guys in the future, and I hopeto hear from you.
So let's towel off and get backafter.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
What do you think?
Sean Sounds great, buddy, Thankyou.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
An absolute ripper of
a segment I can't help, but
dina is still punishing me forher dick hair.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Listen, hold on a
second.
There's a couple of thingsgoing on here does your dick
look like?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
just you guys know I
thought you were circumcised
don't answer that.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Um, there's a couple
things going on here.
Dina's upset at daniel becausehe still hasn't read something
special and he didn't shave hishead or do the weird face mask
thing that she asked him to do.
So, once again, daniel didn'tfollow through on his
obligations after he made awager.
No, no, I no, no, I'm not done.
(10:24):
Also, the other thing at playhere is Zebra lost one of his
toys and Dina was scrambling tofind it before we recorded today
and she didn't.
And it's driving her insane andthat's all she can think about.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
So you, know what's
the shape.
Can we make a wanted poster forthis, like I want to?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
help, support you.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
That's the illuminati
calm down.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Dude put that way why
did you tell him that now all
he's gonna do is butter toastand show you vagina at the end
of every episode?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
this is true.
This is true.
Oh, my god, dina, I wish alsoon a side note.
This is an actual side note.
My daughter was watching uh, youknow, miss rachel on youtube
because you know my son waswatching that and she was
watching it with her and theyhad like this is a big on like
language and using and theyactually use like a sign
language interpreter for somesongs, and so they had like a
person in the corner and sheasked me she's like daddy, who's
(11:27):
this?
And then so she uh, you know, Iwas like explaining sign
language interpreters, as youknow, since I'm an expert on the
field and um naturally, yeah.
And then she comes up to me andshe just starts doing like
little hand gestures.
She's like, look, I'm doingsign language and I was.
I wish I'd been able to sendthis to Dina, oh God.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
That's so cute.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
It's offensive yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
She's already taken
after her dad.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
She said all the
dirty words.
You know that.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
So, all right, Dina,
dina, we're going to put out a
wanted poster for this vaginashaped piece that is missing,
and I hope that as a community,we can get together and we can
find this thing, so Dina canhave peace of mind and stop
being mad at me.
Can we do that together, guys?
I'm in, okay, all right, thankyou.
So so, guys, can we quit?
(12:19):
Do something today, can we?
Because this episode is aboutdoing whatever the fuck we want.
It's today, can we?
Because this episode is aboutdoing whatever the fuck we want.
It's about getting back to ourroots.
It's about dating our partnersagain, because we've been
together for almost three yearsand they said that in any good
relationship, you need to dateyour partners.
So I want to date you guysagain.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Can we date again and
and reconnect on a spiritual,
beautiful level and I mean, Ifeel like we'd be cheating on
jess if we did that.
But go ahead okay.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Well, you know what
before I?
I can't even go any furtherbecause I'm so fucking excited.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Dina, tell the folks
the good news dina, tell us
about how your kickstarter wasfully funded I'm super excited
that my kickstarter funded and Ican't wait for everybody to be
able to read my book and have itout in the world and I hope
that just as many people enjoyit as they enjoyed nothing
special and I can't wait tostart signing books and doing
bookmarks on the show again andannoying the shit out of sean
(13:10):
for doing forgot my laundry.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Oh, the booby tassels
, yeah were you gonna do your
laundry during oh good, lord,okay I'm so proud of you for
that, dina, that that's good,but no, we're so excited man.
I mean it's hard, especiallydoing kickstarter for a second
book in a series and just seethe the community get together.
Still, be really excited,because dina is a freaking
phenomenal author.
Nothing special and somethingspecial are going to be.
(13:33):
Some of your favorite bookshave come out in the last five
years and, uh, I'm telling youfolks, get in on the ground
floor.
You might have missed out onthe kickstarter, but there's
still your opportunity, becausethe pre-orders are coming up,
isn't that right, dina?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yeah, it is.
I don't know.
I don't know when, but they'recoming up.
I made that exact decision justnow.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
So, guys, we've
toweled off, we've gotten out of
the shower and now I want youto dim the lights, I want you to
put on some nice moon music.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
And it's time to
leave your disbelief at the door
for conspiracy corner withdinosaurs.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Okay, so I'm super
excited for this one, because
I've been sitting on this onefor a while, because that's what
she said we drinking, justbouncing on it I can't get over
this.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I'm gonna only needed
a glass.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Hard consideration.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
What are you drinking
?
What is in it?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
So here's the thing
my son plays at the bar cart, so
none of the glasses on the barcart are clean because he just
throws them all over the ground.
I thought that I grabbed aclean one because it was in the
back.
He put it back.
There is so much dog hair anddirt in this.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Your day is going
great.
Yeah, this is.
I love this journey for you.
First the vagina shape and nowthis.
Do you need?
A moment or be OK.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I'll get it after
conspiracy corner because I'm
really excited.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
She's really excited.
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Let's go right into
it, OK so this is kind of sort
of old news, but I think it'sstill relevant because we didn't
get a chance to record when itwas going on.
So kate middleton is missingand a lot of people are going to
be like, oh my god, like relax,she came out and she said that
she has cancer and everybodyshould leave her alone.
Fake video.
Okay, so we'll start from thebeginning um, it was.
(15:23):
Kate middleton was last seen ondecember 28th of 2023 and she
was rushed to the um emergencyroom or hospital.
However it goes in the uk, um,for routine or planned abdominal
surgery is what they had said.
Now you don't get rushed viaambulance and like a whole
(15:44):
battalion of cars for a plannedsurgery in the middle of the
night.
So, first of all, fake news,calling that one so it's a quick
question, real quick.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Who's kate middleton?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
oh my god, she's the
princess of wales.
Motherfucker, why are youruining my flow right now?
I've been waiting for thissegment for forever where's
wales?
so, um, anyway, she um, theyreleased, the palace released a
statement that said that theywere um not going, that the
princess would not be seen, um,until after easter.
(16:18):
But then, like mid-january, theinternet started blowing up and
they were like wait a second,why aren't we seeing her?
Why is she?
They had like planned a familyvacation or something to italy
and that got canceled.
And then several other publicappearances that got canceled.
So people were like wait, ifthis was a scheduled routine
surgery, abdominal surgery thenwhy did you have things planned
(16:39):
out so far, even though this wasplanned?
You should have already hadthose canceled, so why were they
being canceled last minute?
so, in the middle of all of this, um, kate's I don't remember
the relationship, I think it washer sister's ex-boyfriend
killed himself so allegedlyallegedly allegedly um, and it
(17:05):
was rumored that k Kate and theex-boyfriend were still very
close friends, and this was kindof like unexpected, because he
was visiting his parents thatday and, like his parents, they
got, they went for a walk orsomething or they were out and
then they got home and hisparents went to go walk the dog
and he then like just lockedhimself in the office and out of
nowhere off to himself.
(17:25):
Super sus, that's not usuallyhow like with the gun goes down.
Yeah, um, so that was suspicious.
And then there were um alsoside, so hold that in the back
of your brain.
And now we also have rumorsthat have been going on since
like 2017.
I think it was that, um, uh,william was cheating on kate
(17:49):
with, uh, rose peggy hanbury ofcornberry, something or other I
don't know.
A lot of berries going on inthere there's never been
cheating in the royals, that'sno never shocking um, but this
was also kate's best friend.
So, anyway, there's been thatrumor that's going on for
forever.
Um, and it is one of thetheories about kate missing
right now is that, um, she, thather and the uh, her sister's
(18:28):
refusing to tell anybody whereshe is.
She took the kids allegedly andis hiding.
So we've got that theory goingon right now.
There was also a statementreleased by William saying that,
um, uh, I forget what it was.
It was something about how hewasn't gonna to make an
appearance or something and hesigned it just William and he
used his seal that he hasn'tused since before he was married
(18:50):
to Kate.
So now people are thinkingshe's definitely dead or missing
and like nobody has any ideawhere she is.
There was also a rumor goingaround that she was in a coma
because William injured her,because he found out about set
affair, and that this RoseHanbury person had started
recirculating in the Britishtabloids.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
No, her name is not
Rose Hanbury.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
We call her Peggy for
reasons Um, I'm not even
kidding Rose.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Hanbury.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Yeah, so um she
started circulating in the
British tabloids.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
So um she started
circulating in the British
tabloids.
Her maiden name is even worsethan Hanbury.
What is it?
Sarah Rose Cholmondeley?
What the fuck.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Cholmondeley.
That's pronounced Cholmondeley,it's C-H-O-L-M-O-N-D-e-l-e-y
chomly marchness of chomly um,so she started circulating back
in the tabloids, even though shehasn't been mentioned in the
tabloids since like 2017 or 2018.
(19:59):
And so, um, people are thinkingthat the royal family is
feeding this information to thetabloids so that they can make
way for the new queen, because,lo and behold, charles has
cancer, so he's going to bepicking the bucket soon.
And then, if William and Katebecome king and queen, I don't
(20:19):
think they can get divorced.
I don't know anything aboutBritish royal family.
Leave me alone, brits.
I actually don't give a shit.
I'm American.
I love how well prepared youBritish Royal family.
Leave me alone, brits.
I actually don't give a shit,I'm.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
American.
I love how well prepared youare for this.
Yeah, this is a journey.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
It's been so many
months, so they have to get rid
of Kate now so that Rose canbecome queen.
Otherwise Kate would forever bequeen or something like that, I
don't know.
Anyway, perfect.
Then they released, on Mother'sday, a picture of kate and her.
(20:49):
Yeah, yeah, there's more.
So they released a picture ofkate on mother's day with her
children.
Except people started noticinghow freaking weird this picture
was.
I saw that yeah yeah, super aigenerated and like all of the
outfits that the kids were inthey had worn a couple months
prior, except the ai justchanged the color of the outfits
and like their hands were allmessed up.
Kate's wedding ring wasn't thereand like it had been, like her
(21:10):
face lined up perfectly like theangle and everything with a
magazine, tabloid or whateverthat she had posed for the cover
for, and like her shirt andeverything matched a video from
back in whenever I don't knowsome Olympics or something,
anyway.
So people were like, no, reallywhere the fuck is kate?
And then the royal familyreleased a statement pretending
to be kate and said oh no, I'mjust playing around with
(21:32):
photoshop, I'm an amateurphotographer, what please?
Anyway, that was fully aigenerated.
So then all this happens, thebritish royal family is super,
super quiet and then theyrelease a video of Kate and
she's making an announcementthat she has cancer, right?
Except when you take it frameby frame, her wedding ring
(21:53):
disappears randomly in themiddle of speaking.
Her mouth is just like a blackhole.
There's no teeth or tongue orany shadowing or anything which
is a sign of AI, and the flowersin the background don't move.
They also don't match the seasonand um the shirt that she's
wearing is from a video fromprior and her voice doesn't
(22:14):
match and her inflection um isstandard for ai.
Like it doesn't know when topause and when to like perk up
or whatever, and one of hershoulders is higher than the
other one.
Like it looks like she'ssitting like this, except it's
like flat.
Like this okay, okay yeah, sonone of it lines up.
So that video was determined.
I think that some like aifilter whatever expert said that
(22:35):
it was 92 ai generated.
So people are like where thefuck is kate?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
why are they?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
lying to us.
Is she gone?
Did they diana her?
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I thought you were
gonna do a full-on like body
swap situation, but you're,she's flat out dead.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yes, oh, um.
Okay, there was also a bodyswap situation um hold on.
She was also she was alsoallegedly spotted casually going
shopping in a market withwilliam.
Except when you like look atthe pictures and you look at the
height difference based ontheir shoes and like the pixels
per frame they don't match up,Like their heights don't match
(23:12):
up with how William and Kateactually are for their height
difference.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
So that was fake.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
No, they think that
it's her professional body
double.
I forget her name.
But then the professional bodydouble came out on um tmz or
something like that and was likethat definitely wasn't me.
And everybody's like you'refucking liar.
So that's where we're at withbritish royal family conspiracy
corner.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Okay, I won't do a
second one because that was way
longer than I thought go aheadso so I have a lot of questions.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
First question it was
kira knightley in in that video
, by the way come on, that'sprincess.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
I'm a dollar
reference, um, all right, so
okay.
So Rose Hanbury is trying tobecome the new queen, and you're
talking about the marchionessof modern area, right?
Yeah and and Kate Middleton'slover got murdered by William,
(24:03):
and now he saw that as anopportunity to then also offer
her, in order to put the Rosebudon top of the thing, what is
Wales?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
So okay, so back up,
because he they think that they
had somebody.
They think that they had theex-boyfriend killed, but also
Kate and William have areputation for being notoriously
like physical, aggressivearguers, According to some
(24:37):
palace rumors, so it might havegotten out of hand.
So they think that it got outof hand and he actually buried
her possibly stabbed in theabdomen because she needed
abdomen surgery, or put her in acoma because the nanny oh yeah,
that's one thing, the nannyquit the nanny quit.
Two days after, all of thisstarted going down.
(24:57):
Fleed, fleed flowed flowed isdefinitely the word Spain and
then was talking to a journalistin Spain and said no, Kate is
in a coma.
I left because shit's goingcrazy, she is 100% in a coma.
(25:18):
So Nanny says she's in a coma.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
I think she's in a
coma and or she has flown to did
because she doesn't want to be.
Diana, can you say coma againcoma, because you really had
like a wisconsin thing going on.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah, you're in a
coma.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
She's going into coma
coma yeah, I kind of want to
know why.
First of all, why would theMarch Madness of Chumbawamba
even want to fuck around withCharles when he's got the worst
hairline of all time and he's nolonger like heir to the kingdom
of the UK or whatever the fuckthey call it over there, like
(25:58):
he's got nothing to offer?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Yeah, Wait what.
William is in line to be king.
How is he going to be king?
How is he gonna be fucking okay, okay, you gotta get these
people straight for this.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Can we get kelly in?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
here because kelly is
an expert on this my.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
My understanding is
fucking.
Middleton and william left theroyal family and said fuck you
guys.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
you're no longer
royals, oh my god, Sean, that's
Meghan and Harry.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Same thing, no two
different people.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
That's another thing.
People are starting to thinkthat Meghan and Harry are the
normal ones and that they weresane for being out.
No, so William and Kate are inline for the throne.
That's why they are prince andprincess of Wales.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
So is it an actual
whale or is it like on land and
like they're?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
like I'm trying to
understand you're really trying
to lean into this american tropeof being an idiot and it's not
looking good because I'm takingthis conspiracy serious how can,
how can william and kate be inline for the throne when they're
gonna have, like ethnicallydifferent children?
So I just need you to focushere, like this is serious
(27:15):
because we need to know why thebritish royal family is lying to
the public why they've alwaysand I can hear all of the Brits
go.
Why does it matter?
Because there's a deep-seatedconspiracy?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Are you fucking
kidding me?
They've always lied to thepublic.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
But they're covering
up somebody being dead.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Okay, I've got to
shout out.
Listen, Elizabeth died 20 yearsago.
Okay, you think she just diedLike she's?
She didn't live that long, Areyou fucking?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
joking.
Is this a new conspiracy?
So it's not new yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
It's just like people
think Dick Clark lived on for
forever and ever.
They just pre-recorded allthose fucking new year's Eve
ball drops, okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Yeah Well no one sees
Dick Clark outside of the ball.
Drop bro.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
We're skipping the
discussion segment in this
episode, by the way, because, oh, do you want more conspiracy?
Speaker 4 (28:12):
yes, I just but,
quick, quick question, monkey.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Oh, charmondley is
not even hot I know right, she's
got a picture of her out there.
I need to know version of katemiddleton she has a weird hat.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Can you put up a
picture of her, Sean?
I need to see who this personis.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah, and guys, what
do you think?
They're both not veryattractive.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Kate's so pretty.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I'm talking about the
March Madness of Jumbo Wumba.
That's what I'm hearing too.
Rose, Rose.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Handjob, rose Bud,
rose Handjob.
That's what I'm hearing too.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Rose hand job, rose
hand job, oh no.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Scrubber.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
So when do you guys
think that Queen Elizabeth was
like last sexually Attracted,like you think she was like
having Sex?
Like when she was getting intowell Into her 90s like.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Didn't her husband?
Speaker 4 (29:02):
die like 20 years ago
, when did?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
prince philip die.
She's very top heavy on herhead like she looks like my son,
looks like an afro yeah, likeit tapers down dude william has
the worst hairline.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I don't care if he's
gonna be king of fucking england
but look at what he used tolook like though what?
When he had hair?
Yeah, I mean, I don't care ifhe's going to be king of fucking
England, but look at what heused to look like though what
when he had hair?
Yeah, I mean right now he lookslike a Bond villain Like he's
definitely a Bond villain orlike a middleman CEO that's
burnt out.
He looks like Woody Harrelsonwould play him in a movie.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Oh shit, oh my God.
Except Woody Harrelson is waymore attractive than that.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
He's the timu version
of woody harrelson prince
william with hair.
Yeah, look at him when he hadhair.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
He looked like a male
model I know right, kate got
like catfished big time youprobably had it like this is a
thousand percent of hair piece,you guys he has.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
No, that's not real
hair does not move like that.
That, that can't possibly bereal.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
This is alex james
and the frosted tips all over
here from the hair that's on theside of his head oh my god
maybe that's why he lost hishair is a botched hair job
experience botched rose hand jobexperience.
What?
What if that's?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
true, I'm so far down
conspiracy, tiktok guys,
everything just sounds real nowmaking, like british royal
family, t Family TikTokconspiracy videos yourself.
I feel like you should be doingduets, because I only have our
CMIW channel and I like feelweird, so why use it?
Get us views.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Yeah we're happy to
lean into conspiracy or hashtag
flat earth anytime.
So you know.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
So okay, Are we
continuing conspiracy segment or
are we skipping?
What are we actually doing?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
No hold on a second.
If you're going to stay on thesame topic, sure, but I don't
want to go down another fuckingrabbit hole.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Yeah, it's going to
be a different rabbit hole.
I'm going to go down anotherrabbit hole.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Oh yeah, kate hasn't
answered any of Harry's phone
calls, supposedly.
I shit myself.
When did I say that?
Yes, yes, it's back yes, whendid I say that?
I've never shit myself?
Take that back.
I gave birth.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I definitely shit
myself okay, let's move on, you
guys wait, we just spent 45minutes doing the first 10
minutes of this rundown.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
I missed you guys.
I missed you too, Dina.
I have to go pee and I need anew drink.
This is disgusting.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah, I'll miss you,
handle that.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yeah, dina, it's time
for us to hold ourselves
accountable here.
It's time for a segment thatourselves accountable here.
It's time for a segment that wein no way stole from any other
insanely popular podcast, likewe have issues and it's
completely original segment andI think this is very important
for us to discuss what we'vebeen doing with our writing
journey here.
Dina.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
I started a memoir
did you now.
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Nothing special, are
you electric boogaloo?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Well, first of all,
why did you just do a weird
leprechaun accent?
Second of all, she's talkingabout the memoir that she's
writing.
We already talked about asequel to nothing special.
Are you actively gettingnothing special?
A sequel to nothing special,are you actively?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
getting nothing
special no nothing special.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
He's making a joke
about nothing special being my
em no, he's.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
He's actively
receiving brain damage and we're
watching it happen.
His brain is literally meltingin his head melting right in
front of money.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
I'm paying money?
How?
Five minutes ago you said, youmissed me.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
I take it back.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I cut that part out.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
People don't know.
They have no idea, they havenothing.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
What have you been
writing lately, Daniel?
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Listen, little miss
attitude Thing.
I haven't written a thing, butI actually have a way way more
important update.
Are you guys ready for this?
No, no.
A couple of episodes ago, Um,we had a whole discussion about
the greatest idea I've ever had,which is Mike Jones, the
musical.
Um, obviously our highest ratedepisode of all time.
(33:40):
I mean, it got thousands ofviews and I'm still.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
It was only 46
minutes long because we didn't
record the first 20 minutes ofit, but go on yeah and uh,
all-time greatest episode don'tmake a weird history.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
And so it got me
thinking.
I want to know what mike joneshas been up to and, um, I'm
going to send you guys somethingin the group chat so we can all
experience this.
Uh, live together.
Um, for the latest project,because it's going to involve
something that we do soon.
Does he work at a Wendy's?
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
I'm not watching that
, I'm not doing a segment on
that he has an autobiographicalmovie.
He made a biopic.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
He made a biopic
called the American dream by
Mike Jones.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Bro, that was almost
20 years ago.
What do you mean?
That's what he's up to.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
That was literally
2007.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
It's 2024.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I didn't check out my
Neopets today.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
I'm more interested
in that.
Dina, how's your Neopets thinggoing?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Currently starving to
death.
Thanks.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Me too.
Neopets thing going Currentlystarving to death.
Thanks Because they aren'twatching the Mike Jones biopic.
We are watching this, guys.
Did you just say biopic?
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Biopic.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yeah, biopic, biopic,
looking at it alone.
Yeah, exactly what I said yousaid biopic.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah, like it's a
fucking prescription medicine
they try to sell me during thefootball commercials I know
about prescriptions.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Now I have a second
job thank you, dina.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
That was.
That was an excellentcontribution to the conversation
.
I appreciate that.
How are your neopets doing?
Are you feeding them right now,as we speak?
Speaker 3 (35:18):
yeah, no longer
starving.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Thank you for asking
do they need to be prescribed
biopic?
Speaker 3 (35:25):
she's only prescribed
biopic.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
She's only family
biopic for men.
But listen, listen, I you knowthere's been some stuff
happening.
Book two of of the CryptidProtection Agency has got a you
know.
Be on the lookout for anannouncement there's.
There's some stuff in the worksthere and, uh, very excited
about that, um, and so now thatyou know that project is moving
forward, uh, guess I have towrite again in that series.
(35:51):
So, dina, do I actually have towrite?
Nobody asked for a sequel.
What are you talking?
Speaker 3 (35:57):
about no, okay,
that's fair, okay, good if your
numbers do as good as somethingspecial.
No, well, it's not as good assomething special, no.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Well, it's not as
special as something special.
It's just, you know, doing itsthing.
Producer, sean, what you beenup to?
What's Creative Juices flowingdown your face doing so.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
I've currently got
clam and garlic pizza flowing
down my face.
But yeah, shout out Golden BoyPizza.
Not a sponsor you could be.
We have our three-yearanniversary coming up and
initially I thought we would doan early anniversary.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
We've been together a
little longer than three years
it's been a lot longer thanthree years.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
I know.
That's why I was confused.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Our three-year
podiversary is coming up, as in
like the three-year anniversaryto the day that we uh released
the very first episode ofpodcast.
Initially we were gonna do likea a weird two-year three
anniversary thing a couple ofweeks ago, but thought it'd be
more special to do it on thatday.
(37:05):
So on April 25th you will behaving our live stream
anniversary special Um, wherewe're going to unveil.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Mike Jones fireworks.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
There will be
absolutely no mention of Mike
Jones.
Um, make that promise, Sean,there will be special effects
there will be, Absolutely nomention of Mike Jones.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
I promise Sean.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
There will be special
effects, there will be backup
dancers, an entire orchestra, awhole orchestra.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
I thought we could
only get the bassist, so anyway
our anniversary show is on April25th.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Please come join us.
We'll give away cool shit.
Daniel will behave Hopefully.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
If you have thoughts
on race issues, maybe gender
issues, maybe a controversialtopic, you could give us a call
at 347-69-WEIRD.
That's 347-699-.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I haven't even
checked our voicemail.
Should we like do a live checkof the voicemail right now?
I haven't even checked ourvoicemail.
Should be like do a live checkof the voicemail right now?
I didn't even yeah, let'sfucking do it yeah it's been a
while since I I dipped into thevoicemail box.
All right, we do have avoicemail.
You guys a voicemail voicemail.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Hello to the Don't
Make it Weird people.
I'm Linda and I'm here to makeit weird.
It's Linda Belcher, oh.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Lynn, what are you?
What are you?
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Bobby, I'm calling
the Don't Make it Weird people.
I saw them on the YouTubers andI just had to tell them that I
love them so much.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
Lynn Lynn, you really
have to stop calling random
people.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Bobby, I'm going to
call whoever I want.
Why don't you go back to makingyour burgers?
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Lynn, we need
cilantro from the store and you
haven't gone to pick up anycoriander.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
That's because my
feet hurt, bobby, and I don't
want to.
I can't do it, it's too much.
You know, you should be likeTina and you should get me one
of those horses and I could rideon the horse and I could go to
the store for you, bobby, comeon Lynn, I've told you before
you are not getting a horse.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
I don't care.
We've talked to Tina about this.
It's just not happy but happy.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
I want to paint the
town yellow with my equestrian,
so I have a little thing.
The saltiness gets less goodthe more I drink it.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
Lynn, you can't bring
that up.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Bobby, this is my
phone call, not yours, okay.
So listen guys.
You know all of your potatoes.
They're wrong.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
You know all, lynn,
I've told you before you can't
criticize people on their ownpodcast like you have to allow
them to just be no, listen,listen, buddy.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Okay, you have to
have a potato to every portion
of the day.
You can't have just one potato.
There is no superior form ofpotato.
Because what if I'm atbreakfast, hot take and I want
hash browns, but then you knowwhat, it's noon and I want the
mashed potatoes, but then it'sdinner time and I'm like, give
(40:36):
me the french fry.
Speaker 5 (40:38):
I want the steak fry
with the steak sauce.
Lynn I.
Where are the kids?
I'd rather be with them.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Bobby, I sent them to
the store for the cilantro and
coriander you wanted, damn it.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Oh, lynn, I love you
so much.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
I know Bobby.
Bobby, can you massage my feetlater?
Speaker 5 (41:08):
Only for you, lynn,
only for you.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Alright, well, I just
wanted to tell you that you are
so beautiful and funny and Ilove listening to you.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Cringy, that was so
good we just went on a journey,
guys.
That was incredible okay.
I'm pretty sure that was Levi.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
That was incredible.
The impressions were like spoton.
I think that we just discoveredthat like the max, like message
length, is three minutes,because you just got cut off.
Levi just got cut off at threeminutes exactly so Sean, I heard
we have another voicemail.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
We want to play it.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
No, we don't.
No, we don't.
We'll save that, we'll pocketthat We'll crack these up.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
We gotta ration these
out baby, we'll save that we'll
pocket that we gotta rationthese out, baby, spread it out
just spread it out, sean, what's?
Our next segment.
Buddy, you gotta tell peoplehow they can leave us a
voicemail.
Oh, that's 347 69.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Weird, that's 347 699
.
347-69-weird, that's347-699-3473.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
In my head.
Our cup had our phone number.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
You were trying to
hold up the cup, Just like
showing it off.
Here's the number everyone it's1-800-BUFFALO 1-800-BUFFALO.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
Okay, I don't even
think we have time for a game
segment.
We're not even 50% throughfucking yeah, I was gonna say I
don't think hey dina.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Hey dina, would you
consider yourself?
Speaker 3 (42:58):
it's an hour in this
is what happens when we go so
long without talking.
We're so rusty and we're rusty,we're so rusty um, yeah, today
we're gonna tell a story aboutthe time that I was here in
montana with madame rose, it wasyou all along that's exactly
(43:22):
what I did folks, that's exactlywhat I did, guys that's how it
happened.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
No, I'm with you.
I'm excited to see where thisgoes.
Uh, this is the most innocuousone.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
I'm still interested
in razor um exploration, or
whatever that one was you arebecause you assume that she was
shaving her nethers, and it'sjust weird.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
I would never do that
we I got a spit take.
Let's go.
That's a win.
Wrap the episode.
We accomplished our goal.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Just for the
uninitiated, one of the options
in the poll was razor mishap anduh, we all know what Daniel was
thinking.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
I would never
besmirch the great name of house
, soros, by by discussing hergrooming habits.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Yeah, of course not.
You would never do that.
Are you going to drink that now?
Do you regurgitate it?
Okay, cool, today we're goingto play a game, you guys.
It's inspired by the Hot Onesgame, truth or Dab.
It's going to be truth or drink, so let's get it going, let's
go because we're definitely notalready drunk.
I'm going to Thanks Levi.
(44:44):
I'm going to Thanks Levi.
I'm going to ask a question,like a truth situation, and you
have to answer or take a drink,okay, okay, dina, her face.
You can still draw my face.
There's still what's the mostyou've lied on a college
(45:05):
application or a job application?
Speaker 3 (45:10):
I've never lied on a
college or job application.
My accomplishments speak forthemselves.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
My accomplishments
speak for themselves.
I haven't though.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
You did once
interview for a physical
education position.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
But I didn't mean to
do that and everything was on my
application.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Daniel, of the people
in this room rank everyone from
most to least intellectual.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
Obviously, I'm the
most intellectual here he's
wearing his fucking professionalhat right now.
Obviously I'm the mostprofessional and intelligent
here not the question also nottrue.
Sean, just on account of himbeing a man, is too.
So Dina with her femaleinclinations, uh, definitely at
(46:07):
the bottom yeah yeah daniel yeahhere's a bonus one for you, pal
uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
How many languages
can dana?
Who's Dana?
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Diana Diana.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Back to the Royals.
Princess Diana, how manylanguages can Dana speak?
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Obviously at least
two.
I feel like there's if we'resplitting hairs with maybe there
being different variations andstuff of like, sign that she
probably can do some differentlanguages of that.
I don't think she speaksspanish.
I know that she does speak umafricans, so I would say
africans, yeah, yeah, I'm gonnago three.
(46:57):
I'm gonna go three, yeah, I'mgoing to go.
Greek.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Melanz Tina.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
I used to be fluent
in Spanish.
Are we counting that?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Used to.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
I'm no longer fluent.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Por qué.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
I used to speak a
little bit.
No, just two.
He hit her with the por qué,por qué?
No es porqué, oh god, so justtwo.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Daniel was wrong take
a drink okay but are you fluent
in more than one thing of likevariation of sign language,
because I know that there's likedialect and multiple dialects
yes, but not multiple signlanguage, because I know that
there's like multiple dialects.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Yes, but not multiple
sign language.
Just, I studied internationalsign but I'm not good at it.
It's fucking stupid sean.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
What's the next one,
buddy?
Speaker 2 (47:56):
dina.
Read the last five things yousearched, searched for on your
phone out loud yes, oh no, howdo I look that up?
Okay, I don't know how to do iton iPhone.
Do you use Google to search onyour iPhone?
Speaker 1 (48:13):
No I use Safari.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
No, did you hear that
?
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (48:21):
I'm sorry if you guys
like using outdated technology.
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Google is very
outdated.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
You're right.
How do I get Safari to stopshowing previews?
Clear the history.
No.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
No Clear history Oops
.
Clear data While we're waiting,sean I'm going to send you my
search history again.
Search history I'm good Safari.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
I actually want to
know again.
They're just good and safari Iactually want to know.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
This could be good,
cool safari app on your mac.
No, it's gonna say where iswales?
Speaker 4 (48:54):
seriously, I need to
know oh, I see, okay, oh no, I
don't see where's that picture?
Speaker 3 (49:03):
it's all porn I don't
see that picture anywhere.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Bookmarks show us
daniel, describe to us a time
you accidentally hit somethingwith your car.
Which time?
The spiciest time.
Speaker 4 (49:28):
So here's my problem
A lot of the times when I hit
things with my car.
Speaker 3 (49:34):
Go on, dina, this
evening, the last five.
Do you want me to go before IGoogled all this?
Yeah, something special by LastBoys Press.
Speaker 4 (49:47):
Kickstarter.
There you go you googled yourown Kickstarter.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
I didn't know the
link.
Potassium citrate plus granules.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Okay, as one does.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Granules.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
How tall is Jennifer
Garth?
Speaker 4 (50:09):
How tall is Amanda
Byn?
Speaker 3 (50:09):
garth.
How tall is amanda vines?
How tall are they?
Gary and jill, problematic.
What I like about you?
Speaker 2 (50:17):
is that fine?
Why are you so?
Speaker 4 (50:17):
interested in how
tall they are.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
I have questions
about that so in my head I was
watching what I like about.
Okay, no, I was watching what Ilike about you, not in my head,
I was actually watching it yeah, you're actually watching.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
What's it about?
What happened?
Speaker 3 (50:39):
the older sister is
shorter than the younger sister
and I was like I wonder how tallthey are, because that's a
stark height difference.
So I googled it and one is 5'8and one is 5'7.
I think they were just in heelswhat the fuck, dina?
Speaker 4 (50:55):
they're basically the
same height.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
I think they were in
heels okay, alright.
Speaker 4 (51:02):
So last time I hit
something, I hit my mom's
mailbox trying to back into thedriveway.
Most of the times that I hitthings, I hit my mom's mailbox
trying to back into the driveway.
Most of the times that I hitthings with my car it's usually
parking or leaving a parking lot.
Stationary objects are veryproblematic for me.
I'm okay when objects are inmotion.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
I seem to remember
you snapping the axle in your
mom's car, like when we wereteenagers, because you ran into
the curb Yep.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Snap the axle.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Yep, I, literally I'm
fine when the cars are in
motion.
Be worried when nothing is inmotion.
Speaker 3 (51:40):
That is the time to
be scared.
I had a mailbox once.
Speaker 4 (51:43):
It involved the bike
gang, didn't it?
Speaker 2 (51:47):
I hit a mailbox as
well.
Speaker 3 (51:49):
I kept going.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
I didn't.
I left a note because no oneanswered the door when I knocked
.
Okay, we'll do one more each,because this is out of control.
Dina, sometimes people seethings they probably shouldn't
have.
Who have you seen naked, butyou didn't tell them about it
(52:12):
didn't tell them about it no,who have you seen naked?
And they don't know about it?
Speaker 3 (52:22):
I don't know.
I think I've told everybody.
Speaker 4 (52:25):
My reaction is pretty
big.
They know if I've seen themnaked.
Speaker 5 (52:31):
My reaction is pretty
big.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Oh no.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Oh no, there's
genitals over there.
Speaker 3 (52:42):
Yeah, I've pretty
much been like oh my God, like
every time.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
Daniel, you've seen a
lot of penis.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
yeah, I've pretty
much been like, oh my god, like
every time I daniel husbandnaked and she calls us eskimo
sisters now oh, that's so,that's so romantic um, daniel.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Yeah.
How many colleges rejected you?
Speaker 4 (53:01):
you know, I really
actually need to call my mom on
this, because I I think I onlyapplied to one college.
I honestly think I only appliedto like one school, like I
don't like, maybe I just blockedthe trauma, but I got into the
one school I applied to.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
You never applied to
Florida.
Speaker 4 (53:17):
No, no I do?
Speaker 5 (53:18):
I had no shot.
Speaker 4 (53:20):
You've got pretty low
standards here.
Speaker 3 (53:22):
I think you could
have been okay.
Speaker 4 (53:23):
No dude, florida is
actually like a good school,
gainesville.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Alright, this has
been Truth or Drink.
We were going to have adiscussion in this episode, but
now we're not, because we spent75 minutes on the royal family.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
I told you I was
excited.
Speaker 4 (53:45):
So, sean, I've picked
up because you haven't answered
any questions, so I have a listof um naughty icebreakers.
Can we just like power throughsome of these for you real quick
?
Speaker 2 (53:52):
oh, fuck you yeah um,
yeah, we have time for this,
right, yeah?
Speaker 4 (53:56):
yeah, absolutely.
Have you ever showered withsomeone of the opposite sex?
Yes.
Have you ever taken a pregnancytest?
No.
Have you ever lied about yourage?
Yes.
Have you ever taken a pregnancytest?
No.
Have you ever lied about yourage?
Yes.
Have you ever been hit on bysomeone who was too old?
Speaker 2 (54:14):
Not to my knowledge,
probably, but I don't know when
I'm being hit on.
Speaker 4 (54:18):
Have you ever worn
special clothes to cover up a
hickey?
Speaker 2 (54:22):
No, I did consider
wearing a turtleneck, and then I
was like I've never worn aturtleneck in my life.
People would know there'ssomething on my fucking neck I
love this.
Speaker 4 (54:35):
Um.
Have you ever sunbathedpartially or totally naked?
No, have you ever gone commando?
Yes, have you ever fooledaround with someone outside in
nature?
Outside nature, outside innature the birds and the bees,
sean is that where that comesfrom?
Speaker 2 (54:57):
I mean, does in a
tent count cause yes, Dina, does
that count?
Speaker 3 (55:02):
did you pitch a tent?
No, that doesn't count.
That doesn't count because Igot friends that did it back in
my other friend's cow pasture,so it doesn't count, have you
ever, I would say no.
Speaker 4 (55:15):
Have you ever been
caught fooling around by a
parent or sibling?
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Don't have any
siblings.
Dina's video just died.
Speaker 4 (55:22):
We'll count Donna as
sibling in this scenario.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
No, no, rob, no, I
did catch Rob.
Speaker 4 (55:36):
We'll put a pin in
that.
I want to hear about that, mymom almost caught me once, and
Dina's gone.
Speaker 3 (55:46):
She'll get a nose job
.
Speaker 4 (55:52):
Sean, last question
have you ever had a dream about
a teacher or someone you workwith?
Speaker 2 (56:01):
Yes, who Not
answering that?
Speaker 4 (56:09):
That's a trap.
It's me, it's me.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
You're not his
teacher or somebody he works
with.
Speaker 4 (56:19):
I'm his teacher in
many ways, if you think about it
.
Speaker 3 (56:22):
A teacher on what not
to do.
Speaker 4 (56:26):
So, anyways, we like
storytelling here on this
podcast and, as such, we're allabout storytelling here, and
each and every week we aim toshare an entertaining tale.
Speaker 2 (56:40):
So, without further
ado, it's story time with
Dinosaurus.
Speaker 3 (56:50):
Surprise guys, it's a
cult story, what so?
Um, I was in a cult.
I don't know if you guys knowthat or not, but this is brand
new information Was it in Wales,oh my god.
Um, so I, so most people in thecult, were not allowed to watch
(57:14):
disney channel.
I was allowed to watch hannahmontana and wizards of waverly
place.
I don't know why those were thetwo that I was allowed to watch
, because wizards of waverlyPlace should have never been on
there.
But it wasn't and I could, and Iwas allowed, but nobody.
Speaker 4 (57:34):
You weren't allowed
to listen to music, daniel, but
you were allowed to watchWizards of Waverly Place.
Speaker 3 (57:41):
So this was a part
within our way out of the final
cult that I was allowed tolisten to Hannah Montana.
I could listen to one HannahMontana song for every two hymns
that I listened to.
Speaker 4 (57:58):
That's a good deal.
It's a great deal.
Speaker 3 (58:01):
Yeah.
So nobody in the cult knew whathannah montana was.
Nobody like had any inkling ofanything disney channel other
than disney is satanic and Ithink, like some people watched
lion king, whatever, yeah, um.
So my friend and I were jokingaround one day because she also
like secretly watched hannahmontana and we were like how
(58:24):
funny would it be if, like wepulled a Hannah Montana because
I got into one of my mom'sweight.
Like my mom used to have abunch of wigs when she was
younger and she still had themin the top of her closet.
And I got them, uh, from thetop of her closet and I, my
friend and I were like she hadwe had a sleepover and, um, I
was putting one on and I likemade a joke about hannah montana
(58:45):
.
So my friend was like how funnywould it be if you showed up to
sunday school and you had on awig and glasses and pretended to
be somebody completelydifferent?
Like how would everybody react?
Because we never got outsiders,we never got strangers, right?
Speaker 1 (59:01):
so dina, montina dina
.
Speaker 3 (59:03):
Montina.
Yeah, we spent way too muchtime trying to figure out a
state that would rhyme with myname.
Drop a comment below if you canthink of one.
So anyway, we Dina.
Louisiana is what we came upwith.
Anyway.
I showed up to church the nextto Sunday school the next day
(59:29):
and I had on a red curly hairedwig and glasses.
Speaker 4 (59:34):
And I had a hoodie.
Is this the same wig from thefirst episode?
Speaker 1 (59:37):
of Don't Make it
Weird.
Speaker 2 (59:38):
The espionage wig?
Yes, it is.
Speaker 3 (59:42):
So I showed up, not a
single person recognized me and
I sat down at my normal seat inSunday school and we were, like
at this, like huge conferencetable, there were these two
giant wooden cherry wood tablesthat pushed together and we all
sat in like a square and we sanghymns and I nobody noticed that
(01:00:04):
I was gone.
I'm still kind of a little bithurt about that.
But anyway, dina, south Dakota,that's just no.
Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
Name a better one.
I'm in.
I think that's the right move,Dina.
Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
South.
Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Dakota.
Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
I took all of my
usual.
I had on like a really thickaccent and I we were singing and
I sang all of like my regularparts that I did for all of like
whatever hymns we usually did,and everybody was like really
impressed that this outsiderlike knew all of the songs and
everything.
And then, and like right afterwe got done singing hymns, I
(01:00:41):
like ripped off the wig and Iwas like I'm Hannah Montana and
no one got the reference.
No single person understoodwhat I was doing and I was
cracking up.
Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
They weren't allowed
to watch.
Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
I thought it was the
funniest thing ever.
Yeah, it felt flat.
Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
So I need to go back
to something.
Why did your mom have so manywigs?
Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
So this one time she
cut off her hair and she just
bought wigs to wear instead.
I don't know if it was anaccident.
She cut it too short or likewhat?
She wore a wig to our weddingmy parents wedding because her
hair was so short.
Dina Delaware.
Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Dina Delaware.
I like it.
I think it's perfect that wasbeautiful.
Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Who would play you
doing that in your biopic?
Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
in the biopic.
Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Emma Stone.
Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Emma Stone, so she
wouldn't even need to wear a wig
, I guess yeah, so the wear thewig would be when she's playing
dina yeah, so you would knowyourself.
Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
But then you as anna
montana would be in a movie yeah
, okay, you know what audience.
Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Levi Levi, why don't
you tell us who Dina?
Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
is one audience
member.
Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Levi knows.
Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
I think Levi already
gave me.
I bet Levi would know betterthan anybody else yeah, I think
Levi actually already gave me acelebrity lookalike.
But like would that celebrityplay me?
Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
I feel like zoe
deschanel could work if we like
really curled up her hair ohyeah, she's quirky and it just
got excited because of the bangs.
Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
You don't have bangs,
so she wouldn't have bangs
you're gonna have bangs on ourthree-year anniversary now, fuck
you fuck.
Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
You come dressed as
zoe de chanel, but with curly
bangs who's that girl?
It's dina, it's dina dakota,it's dina Dakota it's.
Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Dina.
Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Dakota South Dakota.
Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
South Dakota.
So, guys, incredible.
If you enjoyed this adventureand you would like, to go on
further adventures.
Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Your mic is back here
, daniel.
Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
Dina, dina Let him
choose their own adventure,
please.
Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
I don't remember what
I picked.
Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Your second arranged
marriage, dina, it's in the
rundown.
Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Your first divorce
remember what I picked.
Your second arranged marriage.
Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
It's in the rundown
Of course, or the time I ruined
Amazon for the entire world.
Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Drink.
Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Are you Elon Musk?
Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
You know no, but I
did ruin one of his plans.
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
I'm kind of proud of
it.
I really hate that.
Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
No plans I'm kind of
proud of it.
I really hate that.
No plans, I'm kind of proud ofthat.
Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Nobody ever picks it,
all right.
I really want to know how.
Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
Dina fucked up.
You know, space Karen, so I'mexcited for that.
Space Karen, you know, nevermind.
There's also someone got hislittle AI to make a female
version of Elon and it's weird.
Was it just Amber Heard, dina?
What, sean, you're gettingfurther from the truth, buddy
(01:04:16):
Tennessea.
Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Tennesseana.
Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
Tennessea, california
, california, yugoslavia.
Florida, california, california, yugoslavia.
Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Florida.
Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
California.
Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
So, dina buddy, it's
time.
It's time to give the peoplewhat they really want.
Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
I think this
episode's too long.
Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
We should just cut it
Is it really yeah, you see
every week.
Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Uno reverse.
We celebrate Hold on.
Hold on a second, because Iforgot that our stand in music
is dead.
It just decided to stop workingat some point so, you know what
that means.
Hello ladies, we're bringing itback.
Sue me, world WrestlingEntertainment, you got enough to
(01:05:03):
deal with Vince McMahon.
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
We make no money off
of this shit.
Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
Suck it, daniel.
Oh, sorry, I was just vibing.
Every week we celebrate some ofthe worst erotic literature in
history, typically as selectedby the Literary Review of
British Literary Magazine in asegment that we call Cringy
Copulation.
These are real excerpts fromreal books intended to be taken
(01:05:28):
seriously.
This week's excerpt will beread by Dina and is from the
Zone of Inquiry Dina Sina byMartin Amos, sir Martin Lewis.
Speaker 5 (01:05:39):
Amos Martin.
Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
Amos.
Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Amos.
Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
Amos oh.
Nathaniel Erotic is an Englishnovelist, essayist, memorist and
screenwriter.
He received the James TaintMemoirist.
Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
I was like what's a
memorist?
Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
A memorist, memoirist
.
Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
A professional memory
reader.
Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
He received the.
Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
James Taint Black
Memoirist.
Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Taint baby.
Did you know that in the AmandaBynes show?
Never mind.
Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
For his memoir
experience.
It was twice listed for theBooker Prize.
Amos was a professor ofcreative writing at the
University of Manchester'sCenter for New Writing.
The Times named him one of the50-gradiest British writers
since 1945.
Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
50-gradiest baby, Do
you know Sliding into them DMs?
Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Serena.
Serena wasn't like most girlswho have vaginas.
What a killer line On this day.
As she walked into the coffeeshop, she giggled shyly as her
boobs got stuck in the doorStuck baby.
Her light linen shirt showedher neep-nops.
(01:06:59):
As the sun shone on herskin-covered body and from
across the way, he couldn't helpbut notice her neat nubs.
She has eyes, curtis thought tohimself, but not too many.
While she stood in line, hecovertly checked out her butt.
(01:07:21):
It was a good butt Round andnot covered in any sin at all.
That's a good butt Round andnot covered in any sin of meat.
Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
That's a good thing.
Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
His simple gaze made
her mossy bank call out in a
brush of liquid, not like ariver, more like when you
accidentally pee a little.
Her vagina, alerting her to hispresence, said yo, check out
the fox.
As she turned and their eyesmet, his penis moved as she shot
her sex beans into his head,through her eyes and into his
(01:07:52):
head.
He didn't know it yet, but thiswas the beginning of his
greatest adventure in regionalsmall appliance sales.
She walked to his table and satdown.
No, come on, say it, dina.
You have to say it, dina.
She walked to his table and satdown no.
Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Come on, say it, dina
.
You have to say it, dina.
Come on, dina.
Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Her vagina belched.
Her vagina belched.
He found her giggleintoxicating, as she lowered her
eyes and said excuse me, hispenis sang a little song in
reply to her vaginal call whatdid jess write this?
Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
no, this was sir
martin lewis anus, anus.
Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
He got the black
taint award the james taint
black memorial prize holy hellokay, wait, okay, wait I need
more context, is she?
Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
what's a neep?
Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
nop, let's okay I
think that's nipples but also,
sean, go pull up what thisbook's about.
Can you go find a?
Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
hold on a second.
Why is he suddenly in regionalsmall appliance sales?
Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
no, he is, he is,
this is his journey and she
entered the zone.
Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Oh my god, I can't
type.
The zone of interest was therea movie for this.
Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
There can't possibly
be a movie for this.
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
The Zone of Interest
by Martin Anis.
Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
No, we're watching it
.
No wait, that sounds like aporno.
We're not watching that.
Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Dean has three times
before Hold on, here we go.
The Zone of Interest by MartinAnis, now a major motion picture
, npr best book of the year fromone of the most virtuosic
authors in the English language.
A powerful novel, written withurgency and moral force, that
explores life and love among theNazi bureaucrats at Auschwitz.
Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Okay, this can't be
real.
No, I've been bamboozled.
There is no way that this isthe book I'm reading.
The fucking thing on Amazon.
What I'm saying is I found thison Reddit Men writing women and
I think I got bamboozled.
I don't think that this excerptis from this book.
Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
There's no way.
It has to be.
There's no way, I think I gotbamboozled.
This guy running a word forneep nops.
What's that, brr?
Brr Prr wanting a word for neepnops?
Why did her vagina fart?
Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
She just sat down.
No, I think I got bamboozled byReddit.
Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
I believe it's called
a queef, a queef.
Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Nothing was going
inside of it.
Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
She just sat down.
Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
Your vagina doesn't
queef, if you're just sitting.
Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
You don't know that.
Does it Dude?
It's copy pasta.
Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
I got bamboozled.
Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
It's so hilarious.
Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
As soon as you sold
me the Holocaust.
That's a fucking Reddit joke.
Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Yeah, Holocaust
doesn't talk about centipedes on
butts.
Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
Yeah, I'm a regional
small appliance salesmen.
Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Oh yeah, that too
this in the wild.
That's what really gave it awayfor me.
Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Yeah, still pretty
good.
Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
It doesn't even say
when did you get the reference
to this book, because even inthe original post on men writing
women.
Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
I went pretty deep.
Yeah, no, I had to go prettydeep to find a comment.
And then OP commented on it andwas like, oh, thank you, I
didn't know where I found this.
Listen, I should have had moredue diligence.
I got fooled by believingeverything on the internet is
true.
Guys, neap naps.
Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
I'm gonna call them
that from now on.
Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
I'm sorry, martin
Anis, hold on a second hold on a
fucking second.
Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
We're going to get,
oh my.
Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
God.
Winner of the Black Taint AwardMartin Anis.
Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
The James Tate Black
Memorial Prize.
Same thing, sir Martin LouisAmos.
We're sorry.
We're so sorry For attributingthis absolute dog shit to you.
I'm not sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
I're so sorry For
attributing this absolute dog
shit to you.
I'm not sorry, I didn't do it,I didn't want to read it.
Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Dina you read it you
mouth queefed, thinking this was
the work of Sir Martin LewisAmos.
Sir Martin Louis Amos,celebrated English author of
apparently this profound bookabout Auschwitz.
(01:12:52):
And now I feel horrible, Idon't.
Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
I just want to read
this episode.
Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
You guys.
Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
I don't know why.
I expected Daniel to do his duediligence and proper research.
Sir Martin Lewis Amos, Iapologize on behalf of Daniel.
I know that you're listening tothis, I know that you're a fan,
so just know that he's dead,just know, sir Martin Lewis Amos
(01:13:22):
.
Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
To the estate of Sir
Martin Lewis.
Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
Amos To the estate of
Sir Martin Lewis Amos.
Please don't sue us.
That excerpt was not by SirMartin Lewis Amos.
Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
He definitely didn't
win the Black Taint Award.
Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
I'm sorry guys.
James Tate Black Memorial Prizewinner, Sir Martin Lewis Amos.
Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
So white people, am I
right?
Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
All right, can we
send this bitch home?
Come on now.
Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Guys if you've talked
about the Black Taint Award.
Please leave us a voicemail347-69-WEIRD, that's 347 699 I
had a whole mind map.
I'm sorry so long before we gofurther.
Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
I need to know dina's
mind man I don't think you guys
even heard me when I said Imowed the lawn today, did you?
Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
Is that a euphemism?
Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
No, Is that the racer
incident?
Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
So I was sitting here
trying to figure out what a
mouth queef would sound like andthen I hit my leg and I was
like, wow, there's a red mark onmy leg from where I just hit my
leg.
And then I looked at my arm andI was like, oh look, I'm all
freckly.
And I was like, how did I getfreckly?
And I mowed the yard today, so,and then it just came out and I
(01:15:00):
just want to tell you guys thatI did that I mowed the yard, I
mowed it that's all.
Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
So so dina okay I.
I still need to know myoriginal question, because you
got very upset once you foundout that this movie might be
porn um, even though obviouslyit's not um obviously this is
horrifying.
This is the worst thing I'veever said.
Um but, dina, when you comeacross a sex scene in a movie,
(01:15:31):
do you just like fast forward itlike, or do you cover your eyes
?
It's like graphic sex scenelike like a rated r movie.
I'm not talking like a porno,like I'm talking like, uh, you
know, eyes wide shut, orsomething I don't know what that
is.
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
That came out when
she was two years old.
Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
You dumb fuck I mean,
if it's like super graphic,
I'll probably skip it how manypumps are you okay with?
So, okay, how many?
Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
has to happen okay so
it's implied okay, so if you
see a boob do you fast forwardit?
Or is it boob?
Okay, but you just don't wantto see anything below the waist
with boobs.
Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
I'm kind of like
right there on, like the fast
forward yeah, like you'rehovering, you're hovering over
there.
I really don't want to see itand like if there's more, I'm
going to skip it probably butwhat if it's really important to
the plot?
It never is, like it never is.
Speaker 4 (01:16:30):
Like it never is.
Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
We're going to find
the most meaningful sex scene in
cinema.
Hollywood is gross anddisgusting.
Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
Next week on Don't
Make it Weird we'll be
discussing the most importantsex scenes in cinematic history.
Yeah, fine, it's fine.
Dina, where can the folks findyou on social media?
Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
daniel, I just have
to tell you I've done several
searches with the art author,martin amos's name, and the
passage that you sent for me togive to you to read.
There's literally no referencethat connects the two.
Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
It's on the reddit
post.
It's on what it's?
No, dude, I okay, I'll show you, hold on you can find me on
twitter at dinosaurus inhindsight I really feel like it
was a sarcastic comment that gotme and I can find daniel at dan
q writes thing.
Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
That's dan Q writes
thing on.
Twitter slash Xcom.
Dank Dank writes thing.
Yeah, also, his website dumpsfor dankcom Still up and running
.
Very true.
Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
Still there.
Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
Dinocorns.
Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Dinocorn Dina Dakota.
You can find me on social mediaat Shea Soldu.
Also follow us at DMIW Podcast.
What?
Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
are you having for
dinner, sean?
Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Once a month or two.
Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
Yeah, sean what are
you having for dinner?
I got some Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
I think pizza from.
Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Golden Boy Pizza, not
a sponsor.
Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Garlic clam pizza is
their specialty.
We also got some chiavaron, youknow yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
Sean, can you censor
it out when you were eating the
pizza earlier in the episode,just so that we don't spoil it
to the audience.
Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Pizza's a euphemism
for children.
No, no, no, what she's doing?
A Pizzagate reference.
Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
She's still deep in
conspiracy.
What pizza is a euphemism forchildren?
They eat children that's howOprah stays looking young.
No, I thought what.
Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
No, I thought that
she was talking about pedophiles
also.
Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
I thought that you
ordered children through.
What was that furniture that?
Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
eat children?
I thought that you orderedchildren through.
Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
what was that
furniture?
Wayfarer?
Oh yeah, wayfarer.
Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
I don't think the
pizza thing is.
All celebrities talk aboutpizza because they eat children.
Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
So like whenever you
what was it?
Good guys eat pizza, wheneveryou guys go eat in Florida, like
is that a euphemism?
Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
Nice guys pizza and
that's a wrap.
Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Now, they'll never
sponsor us.
Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
I just hope we don't
get sued by.
Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Anus' estate.
Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
It's a good thing.
Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
No one will ever say
this.
Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
And on that note, we
love you all jazz hands.
Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
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Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Is that okay?