Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing

What really goes on behind the gates of Area 51… and why does the government still get weird when we ask?

In this Friday (on a Saturday) deep dive, we’re heading straight into the Nevada desert to talk about Area 51  the most secretive military base in the world and the internet’s favorite place to store aliens, advanced technology, and everyone’s unanswered questions.

Is Area 51 hiding aliens?
Advanced tech?
Or just secre...

This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re heading back to dumb crimes.

From criminals calling the police on themselves…
to arguing with law enforcement in Facebook comments…
to Googling “how to get away with a crime” like that’s not immediately suspicious…
this episode is a reminder that some people really should’ve stopped and thought for literally five more seconds.

🎵 Song of the Week: “Still Doing This” by Bored As Hell

If y...

Are reptilian shape-shifters secretly running the world… or did the internet just get a little too comfortable with slow-motion video and 4K cameras?

In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we go FULL lizard mode and deep-dive into one of the internet’s most iconic conspiracy theories: reptilians.

We trace the theory all the way back to ancient mythology and serpent gods, break down how David Icke brought reptilians...

This week’s True Crime Tuesday on a Thursday isn’t just an episode, it’s a full investigation into one of the most powerful and controversial figures in music history: Sean “Diddy” Combs.

From his rise in the golden era of hip-hop…
to the East Coast vs. West Coast war…
to the unsolved murders of Biggie Smalls and Tupac Shakur…
to decades of lawsuits, disturbing allegations, federal raids, and now a documentary that has the ...

This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving headfirst into the strange, the unexplained, and the downright brain-melting. From five men who took a mysterious detour into the mountains, to two technicians found wearing homemade lead masks on a hilltop, to an internet puzzle so complex it makes the CIA look like amateurs. This episode is packed with cases that have no business being real.

Join me as I break down:

🌀 The Yuba County F...

Criminal masterminds? No. Criminal disasters? Absolutely.

Prepare yourself for a full buffet of bad decisions, because this week’s True Crime Tuesday dives into the dumbest, fastest-failing crime plans ever attempted. From a man who tried to break into an ATM using his debit card, to a would-be burglar who trusted Google Maps so blindly it led him straight into a police station, these cases prove that some people really are their ow...

Ever wonder what happens when reality glitches? When time bends? When you walk into a hallway that definitely wasn’t there yesterday?
Welcome to The Backrooms ... the internet’s most infamous liminal nightmare, and apparently… a place way too many people have accidentally wandered into.

In this chaotic, comedic, terrifyingly detailed deep dive, we explore:

🟨 What the Backrooms actually ARE  the origin, the lore, the levels, ...

This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving headfirst into the wildest category of crimes known to humankind: petty revenge that spiraled so hard it turned into a felony. Because some people take “I’m annoyed” and turn it into “I’m making national news.”

Join me as we break down four recent, absolutely unhinged cases, including:
🔥 A neighbor feud that escalated into a 70-foot trench of pure rage
🔥 A Florida man who respond...

This week’s episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing is a full-scale, tinfoil-hat-approved deep dive into the life, crimes, network, and mysteriously convenient death of Jeffrey Epstein; the billionaire whose power stretched across politics, royalty, academia, finance, and Hollywood, until it all came crashing down.

Join me as we break down:
🕴️ Epstein’s bizarre rise to wealth from a college dropout to a Wall Street “fin...

Welcome to another True Crime Tuesday, where the only thing more questionable than humanity is what people will do for a snack. 🍟

This week, I take you on a fast-food-fueled journey through the dumbest food-related crimes the world has ever seen; from a $15,000 McNugget lawsuit to a man who stole a car just to deliver pizza that wasn’t his, a powder-sugar-covered criminal who donut-do-the-crime, and a guy who barricaded himself ins...

What if the greatest achievement in human history… was filmed in a basement? 👀

This week, I put on my tinfoil hat and go full conspiracy-mode, diving headfirst into one of the most iconic debates of all time, did we actually land on the moon?

From Stanley Kubrick’s alleged directorial debut and the suspiciously perfect lighting, to the mysteriously flapping flag, missing footage, and “C-marked” moon rocks, this episode breaks down e...

Some people lie to save themselves.
Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.

This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told  from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.

It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops...

Grab your candy and lock your doors, it’s the Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing Halloween Special!

This week, I dive deep into the real origins of Halloween. From ancient Celtic fire festivals to modern-day sugar-fueled chaos  and explore the creepiest conspiracy theories that prove humans can’t leave well enough alone.

Whether you’re here for the history, the hauntings, or the unhinged humor, this episode’s got it all: witc...

This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re celebrating spooky season the only way we know how ... by mixing true crime, bad decisions, and questionable costume choices.

From the infamous Candy Man who poisoned Halloween candy, to a guy who took his Freddy Krueger costume way too seriously, to a murderer who clocked in for work at a haunted house like it was just another Tuesday, and the great Pumpkin Heist of 2017… this episode proves t...

Twenty episodes of chaos ... and we're celebrating by heading straight into cursed territory.

From the eerie legends of the Not-Deer and Appalachian Mimics to towns that just vanished off the map, and staircases in the woods that lead to nowhere you should be, we're driving deep into the mountains that hum, watch, and occasionally eat your soul for breakfast.

We'll meet the Wampus Cat, Mothman's overworked cousin, and a few Reddit st...

This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving into the dark side of dumb, the so-called “criminal masterminds” who forgot to bring their brains to the briefing.

From a crypto “genius” who used hotel loyalty points to fund a kidnapping (??),
to a criminology student who turned himself into a case study,
a Florida teen who kidnapped himself, and a bank robber who threatened everyone with a non-existent bomb;  these are the ...

This week, we're taking a haunted road trip across America straight into the places maps forgot and ghosts refuse to leave.

From the town that's been burning for 60 years to a forest where everyone went mad, a government-seized town shrouded in conspiracies, a cursed gold-mining ghost town, and a frozen Alaskan settlement where the miners vanished overnight. We're exploring five of the creepiest towns in existence.

And if that's not ...

This week on True Crime Tuesday, we're diving head first into the world of impulsive decisions, chaotic energy, and criminals who clearly didn't think things through.

From a gas station theft gone explosively wrong, to a high-speed tractor chase (well, 19mph counts, right?), these are four stories where things went from "eh, it's fine" to "Please, somebody call for backup" in record time. 

Then, we round things out with the...