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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You are listening to
the Double A Club and this is
your host, ny Boom, and myco-host, big Daz.
We'll be talking about trendingtopics and healthcare and
basically just as a disclaimerjust to let the listeners know
that this is just basically onour opinions and speculations
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and I hope you guys enjoy theshow.
Let's start off and kick offwith our first topic.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
So let me share this
story with you, and this story
is about this fucking asshole, adouchebag of a fucking man.
The guy's name is PaoloMacchiarini Macchiarini, and
he's a surgeon who created aplastic windpipe and this
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windpipe was coated with stemcells.
What?
Yes?
So he created a plasticwindpipe and this plastic
windpipe was coated with stemcells.
A windpipe Hold on, now what'sa windpipe used for?
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What are you, I don't know,windpipe.
The windpipe is, it's in yourthroat, it helps you breathe.
You know, windpipe, you know,know, like You're hitting in the
throat, yeah, so this guycreated A windpipe that was
coated with stem cells and isbasically for surgery, for For
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people who who, um, have Sometype of Throat Illness or
whatever, and they need a new, anew windpipe, a new throat.
You know, this guyrevolutionized organ treatment
because him creating thewindpipe removes the worrying of
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donation.
You know what I'm saying?
Because a lot of times theycan't get these surgeries done
Because there's no organavailable.
But if you can create the organ, boom, we don't have to worry
about donations.
We just make one.
Yeah, so it's a great idea,incredible concept, but there's
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a problem.
Paolo never conducted Animaltrials.
So it's a great idea,incredible concept, right, but
there's a problem.
Paolo never conducted animaltrials on this windpipe.
He just started doing it onhumans.
Oh, wow, I mean that's ballsy,ballsy, ballsy ain't the fucking
word.
I mean, this motherfucker iswalking around elfinitis Because
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of his surgery, right, sevenpeople have died.
And Because the plastic windpipegets clogged up.
Obviously, think of a toilet,toilet, right, and With the
toilet they tried they cut costsby using pvc, right, yeah, and
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obviously pvc gets clogged up.
So if you have no way ofunclogging that pvc, because it
doesn't move, it doesn't adjustthis, this pipe, that item
that's clogged, is going to stayin that pipe until something
dislodges it.
If you had an organ, an organ,at least, is flexible, something
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it can help break downwhatever's clogged up.
But this pipe doesn't do that.
It doesn't have that luxury ofbeing flexible.
Yeah, so it becomes flexibleand the people, eventually, the
way they die is that they diefrom starvation or suffocation.
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That's fucking crazy.
Yep, yes, yes.
And they have a Netflixdocumentary about this guy, if
you ever want to look him up,and I think the show is called
Bad Surgeons.
But Paolo was found guilty ofgross assault of three of his
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patients and, let me remind you.
Seven of them died and he wasonly sentenced to two years and
six months.
What Exactly?
Now, this is crazy, because thisis what bothers me.
Right, we get a black kid 17,18, whatever, he's under 20
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years old.
He goes to a neighborhood, heshoots this fucking other kid,
right, he gets caught by thecops.
This motherfucker is doing 10to 15 years.
Automatically.
You know what I'm saying?
Automatically, that's given tohim before the trial.
You know, literally, yeah,until he to him before the trial
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.
You know, you live there untilhe, until the the court says
that he's not guilty.
He's an automatic 10 to 15years.
Now, those, those, they'llcharge up, charge him.
Based on that, they'll give him20, 25, 30 life, whatever.
But he's automatically gonna bethere for 10 years unless,
unless I'm not guilty, right,this mother, yeah, kill seven
people, literally could be afucking.
He could be categorized as afucking serial killer Because
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the other body and he only gottwo years in six fucking months.
Body.
And he only got two years andsix fucking months because he
did a professional.
That's why I don't.
But hey, who says that the blackkid wasn't professional
shooting that other kid?
You're saying like I, I justdon't get it, or murder is not.
No, no, no, no, wait, wait,that's not on paper, so it's not
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professional.
Listen, I agree with you,because to me it's like don't
tell me, you didn't know thatthis would happen.
Yes, he knew, he knew, he knew,he knew, he knew, he knew what
he was doing.
He knew that that was acapability and he knew he
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probably had no resolveation forthat, just assumed that maybe
the muscles would take care ofit.
I don't know, you know you'retalking about shooting.
Yeah, like that's too violent,like that's why.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
But I mean I agree
with you.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
But here's the thing,
right, when you go to the court
of law, right, and you guys are, and they're being judged by
murder, right, one of the keyelements of the murder is the
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premeditated attempt, youknowing that you was gonna do
this and you planned it out todo it.
This guy knew what he was doing, he planned it out to do it and
never had any trials to see ifthis motherfucking windpipe
would work.
Yeah, yeah, listen, I agreewith you on this.
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He definitely wants to do morethan two years.
This is bullshit.
Two years, that is bullshit.
Fuck man, that's crazy.
That reminds me of that bigfarmer case that we talked about
right that day that Giulianihelped them with that they got.
I don't think they got any time.
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But look at these drug, thesefamous drug deals, right like
this.
Uh, frank Lucas.
Frank Lucas lost 20 years ofhis life.
Yeah, I don't know, I keepgoing back.
Yeah, right, yeah, and you wantto hear something really absurd
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about this shit?
Right, the cost of this surgeryis between $300,000 to $600,000
.
And it was in cash.
No insurance, insurance doesnot cover this surgery.
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Wow, that nigga made money withthe jail came out even.
He's gonna come out even better.
They could have hit thismotherfucker up with tax evasion
or something.
I mean that or some fucking orsome rico charges or something,
I don't know.
They could have created somestupid fucking law to hit him up
with.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, this motherfucker mademilk Yo.
For every two patients, he madea milk 0.2.
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Yeah, he killed seven.
Yeah, and we don't even knowhow many fell out of there or
got away with it.
Like, there's probably a fewmore, probably, I don't know, I
don't know.
No, it's more.
That's what I'm saying.
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That's fucking nuts.
You're right, that nigga's likea mass murderer.
So okay, so Alright, it's sadfor me to talk about this
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because it's religious, but wehave to bring it up too.
There's a pastor, his name isPaul Lentz.
He's being exposed for his sectand dating rules that he
preaches in his mega church.
He has a mega church, not aregular church, a mega church,
okay Now.
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So when you're dating somebody,what are some of your rules?
Man, I'm just relearning allthat shit right now again,
because it's like this fuckingnot day and age is retarded.
Alright, but you gotta havesome rules.
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My rules is pretty much, prettysimple, like I pretty much just
pay attention.
No, I follow what the persondoes like I'm not gonna.
I just you're gonna tell me whoyou are.
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I'm not gonna ask you becausepeople don't even know who they
are, so they're gonna lie, noteven know.
So you're actually thinking alot.
Yeah, not even knowing, so youractions ain't gonna last.
Yeah, I'm gonna sit back andjust watch.
Yeah, I agree with you.
Tell me what you think.
So many times I talk to someoneand they always tell me well,
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I'm old school, I expect a guyto date.
I'm like bitch, please, that'snot old school, that just came
up like fucking, literally like50 years ago.
You want to be old school?
Then you shut the fuck up, sitin the house and let me fuck as
many people as I can without yousaying a goddamn word, because
that's how queens treated theirkings.
Tell me one king that didn'thave a concubine.
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Please tell me one thing thatyou have a comfy bond.
Please tell me.
And they, they literally sitthere and be like uh well, oh,
I'm, well, I'm, you know.
Well, I just don't like it.
You got to be faithful to me.
Oh, okay, so that's different.
Okay, I accept that.
But don't tell me you're notold school and you got fucking
other.
You know I'm saying and you'renot fucking old school, you know
what I'm saying Like you wantto be old school, we got to do
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arranged marriage.
You know what I'm saying we'renot fucking old school, you're
out here looking for love, thereyou go, but yeah.
So let me share some of therules that Pastor Carl Lentz
preaches about in his sermon.
He basically tells them thatthey need to date for one year
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before they even kiss.
Oh, he bought it For real.
Like I can't even wait One day.
You're fucking bugging me.
You're a good nut.
Look at somebody that set youup.
That's what that is A year foryou to kiss.
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Yeah, wait, how old are wetalking about?
If you're talking to8-year-olds, I can totally
understand this conversation.
Listen, if you're talking to8-year-olds, you shouldn't even
be fucking giving these rules.
You're right, they're maybe 11,13.
They should be knowing theserules, man.
They should not be knowingthese rules, man.
Nah, nah, nah, listen, listen,if we're dating and I'm trying
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to Fuck that this rule, it gets.
I rip up this page and Ifucking shoot it in the basket
Because I'm gonna tell you rightnow Fuck that Now.
And I'd fucking shoot it in thebest because I'm but those
things.
I thought that now, if we weremarried, then that rule applies.
Wait, what if we were marriedand living together?
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Then maybe that rule applies,because I see you every fucking
day.
You know, I already kissed youhundreds, thousands of times.
I know what, how it is.
I don't need to eat the samefire.
Yeah, I don't think this shouldbe a rule.
No, not, you're right, I'm justjoking.
Okay, yeah, that's fucking.
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Yeah, but that's fucking nuts ayear, like what he's looking
for somebody.
You trying to like train theperson to make it a business
deal.
I don't know, maybe he's tryingto teach people how to do, how
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to get the person throughfriendship.
Okay, I don't know, I get you.
So his second rule is don't sayI love you until proposal.
Okay, I can actually see thatone.
Really, you're not going to sayI love you to the girl until
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you propose to her.
No, I mean, I like get thelogic there.
I'm not saying I'm gonna agreewith it, but I get the logic
there.
Like, don't commit until you'reready to commit.
Like, I get that point, I getthe logic there.
So these beliefs that he saysright, these rules, they become
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a contradiction when you are amarried man and you're in a
cheating scandal with a marriedwoman and this is Carl Lentz.
Carl Lentz is in this situation.
Oh, he's, how the fuck, how thefuck.
That's a contradiction, that'sa damn contradiction.
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How the fuck are we, how thefuck are we going to tell me
these rules when you can't evencommit to them?
Yeah, yeah, you just, and youcan't even commit to them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you just,whatever.
Yeah, you, oh man.
So let's continue these laughs,okay, I'm going to tell you
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another funny story, right?
Have you ever heard of therapper Lil Dicky?
Yeah, I have heard of this name.
Now, do you know how he came upwith his rapper name?
No, well, wait, he has anothername, though.
He's the white boy, right, thecurly white boy, the Jew yeah,
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he's a white boy, yeah, but hisrapper name is Lil Dicky.
I don't know what his real nameis?
Yeah, nah, he's pretty nice,though I don't know his real
name is.
Yeah, nah, he's pretty nice,though I don't know who gives a
fuck.
I'm not talking about how nicehe is, I'm gonna talk about his
name.
Go ahead, tell me, tell me.
Well, there's a unique story onhow he came up with his name,
right?
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So Lil Dicky was born with atangled urethra.
A tangled urethra, yes, youknow where you pee out of.
That's the urethra, and hisurethra is tangled.
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It's all messed up, right, andit's a condition called
hypospadia, spadia, somethinglike that.
I may be pronouncing it wrong,but this is the best way I can
say it Hypospadia.
That's the condition, right,and this is a defect of the
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urethra right that is located.
That is usually what happens.
Is that the urethra right thatis located that is usually what
happens is that the urethrachanges its usual location and
in a normal penis, the urethrawould be at the tip of the penis
, but with this condition, itcould be way below the tip of
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the penis, which makes, whichshrinks his penis and gives him
this extremely small stature.
Okay, so think about your shaftand you peeing out the middle
of your shaft.
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Yeah, yeah, that's, oh, wow,that's crazy that that's fangled
urethra and this is what giveshim that little shrunken look.
So that's how he came up withthe name little dicky.
He had a complex about it foryears and then eventually he
just owned up to it because theshit ain't going to get no
bigger.
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So he was like, okay, let melive with it.
And that's what he did, andthat's why his rapper name is
called Little Dick.
He also put it out.
So any chick that does bone himdoes not act surprised when she
sees it.
They're like what the fuck isthat?
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What the fuck you expected?
My name is Lil Dicky.
Now, suck this shit.
You should actually check himout.
He's actually pretty good.
I'll check him out one day.
Yeah, he did something withSnoop Dogg.
Alright, well, snoop Dogg'sprivate pick-em-up or something
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I don't know, and he has a show.
I think his name is Dave, Idon't know.
Yeah.
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