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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You are listening to
the Double A Club and this is
your host, ny Boom, and myco-host, big Daz.
We'll be talking about trendingtopics in healthcare and
basically, just as a disclaimerjust to let the listeners know
that this is just basically onour opinions and speculations
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and I hope you guys enjoy theshow.
Let's start off and kick offwith our first topic.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
So let's continue.
Some more laughs.
I got some more funny, funnystories right.
So there's this woman who hadan incident and she couldn't
believe that this shit happenedto her.
Right, so something, she had anincident and she couldn't
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believe that this shit happenedto her.
The incident happened right.
So something was going on andshe went to stand up, right, and
as she standed up, she laid outa fart.
Nice, just like, just let outall that air from her butt
cheeks, right, just let out morethan air.
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Huh, go ahead.
The fart was so fucking hardthat she thought that she pushed
out a penis and she's likewalking around and she's like
what the fuck is going on, likethere's something not right.
So she checks her shit out andshe has something hanging out of
her vagina.
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She had an organ hanging out.
She ran, she went to thehospital, right, and the
hospital had to do an immediateprocedure and you will not
believe the incredible procedurethat they had to do, the
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technology that they had to useto do this procedure.
They literally pushed that shitback in.
Clearly, you're all connected.
So, yeah, you remember what'sthat movie.
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Was it Training Day?
No, it wasn't Training Day.
Oh fuck, I can't remember themovie, but there's a guy who's
playing Cars with the Mexicansand the Mexicans.
One of the Mexicans goes youever had your shit pushed in you
ever had your shit.
And the guy's like he's soawkwardly uncomfortable Like no,
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I never had my shit pushed in.
And that's what we do in jail.
We push our shit in Sure.
This lady literally had hershit pushed in.
It wasn't shit, it was like sheliterally had her organ I don't
know which organ but somethingfell out of her and she farted.
How hard do you have to fart Topush?
Fell out of her and she fartedit.
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Just how hard you have to fartto push it out of your body?
Like fucking crazy.
That, yeah, that's outrageous,actually.
Actually, maybe it might be theother way around.
Like what are you fucking?
Like what's going up there?
Like how open is your asshole?
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Oh, like what are you doing?
Like, chill out, lady, take abreak every now and then.
Like let your shit rest.
Stop keeping that shit open,man, because what to come out?
Like that thing, that's reallyinsane.
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Yeah, for real.
Like her pelvic floor Isextremely shattered.
Like what For Oregon to comeout?
Like what are you doing?
You got something up there Allday, every day.
Like what's going on?
Yeah, crazy story, right, crazystory.
Yeah, crazy story, crazy story.
I got another crazy story foryou, right?
So there's a woman who goes tothe hospital for discomfort in
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her belly.
Her belly is bothered, thedoctor pulled.
The doctor takes some MRIs orx-rays, whatever they do right,
and they take her into surgeryand they have to pull out a wine
quart out of her vagina.
When they asked her about thiswine yeah, when they asked her
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about this wine quart, she waslike she was trying to remember.
She was like, oh shit, Iremember this.
This was the sex I played fouryears ago and we used wine.
Yo, you Story, this is a truestory.
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Yeah, yeah, for years, bro, foryears.
Nah, I wanted to test that bitch, but he said, yeah, all I can
say is I fall.
Oh, no, no, I need thisquestion.
There's a lot of questionscoming up right now.
Yo, like, did you continue tohave sex at this point?
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Like, yo, how?
Like, yeah, I mean, yo, listen,it was four.
That quirk was in her for fouryears.
She clearly had sex withinthose that four years.
She clearly had sex.
Within those four years, sheclearly had sex.
She had that cork shoved upmore and more every time,
probably, she had it in there.
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Now is when she fucking decidesto come in four years later to
get this cork removed.
Yo, that's fucking nuts.
I you know what my questionwould be If I was a doctor?
I was like you haven't had yourperiod for four years.
Did this wine cork cork yourtube?
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Like now, did she notice this?
That's another thing, like shehasn't had her period for four
years.
Like when was this, oh my God?
And then the first one, afterthe wine cork cork, I fall, I
fall, I fall, core, I fall, Ifall, I fall, I fall, oh my god.
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And how did it come out like Idon't?
know bro you're asking too manyquestions.
I'm telling you, I'm gettingquestions Like I think, like you
need to know, you need to know,right, you need to know.
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Yeah, like four years, Likewhat?
Four fucking years?
Four years is a long time, broFour years.
Four fucking years.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Four years, how long?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
did she have to pay
for?
Like, what kind of course isthat Plastic Wood, yo bro, I
don't know.
Man, yeah, it's over, thosewine courses.
They don't disintegrate, theydon't disintegrate, they don't
go.
So it was probably a poorcourse.
I'm trying to figure out a lotof things here.
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Why court People do not havesex games with wine in courts?
Please don't, don't do it toyourself.
Because I will be talking aboutyou on this podcast.
Oh my God, you think that storyis funny.
Wait till I get this next one,bro.
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All right, so there's a seniorcitizen who walks into the
emergency room.
Right, yeah, he goes straightup to the nurse.
He goes hey, I have anartillery shell in my rectum and
it's been there since World WarI.
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What, yeah, did you hear me?
Wait, wait, wait.
When did this happen?
I don't know when it happened,it does not matter.
Like, this is a recent meeting.
He had an artillery shell inhis rectum and it's been there
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since World War I.
And he's a senior citizen, he'san old man already, you know
what I'm saying.
And the meeting was modern,modern day, it was present day.
Alright, this could have beenlike a funny Conversation.
Right, he's had this shell inhis ass For like 20, 30, 40, 50
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years.
Man Nah, world War 1.
World War 1 was in like 19-what, 30-something, 40-something,
exactly 70 years, right there,like he's encrypted.
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How do you hold up to that?
Well, he clearly got used to it.
You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, howdo you get?
Yeah, nah, I'm not even gonnatouch that.
Yeah, at that point, you know,skin grew over it.
You know, Like, oh my God, like, how was he thinking of shit?
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Like I fucking don't know.
But I'll tell you one thing Hisshit must have been explosive.
Nah, nah, no, he was veryconstipated, probably for a long
time.
After that he was probablyGetting fucked in the ass also
and, you know, may boom.
That's the only two ways You'reeither captivated or you're
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using that whole lot to get tounconservate yourself.
I'm not even touching that, bro, I'm not touching it.
Here's the thing If he had anartillery shell right stuck in
his ass, in his record right,and if it had gunpowder right
with a fart, it could go off.
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No, thank you.
All right, so let's get pastthis.
All right, so let's get intocults.
Okay, so I my first cult I'mgoing to talk about is the
Family International.
This is a Christian religiousmovement founded in Huntington
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Beach, california, in 1968.
And the person who founded it,his name is David Ferg.
He's the founder.
Their original name wasChildren of God, but they
changed it to FamilyInternational.
The members of this organizationhave been accused of child
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sexual abuse, physical abuse andsexual exploitation of minors.
Some famous members of theorganization are River and Jo,
queen, phoenix, rosa McGowan andJeremy Spencer I believe he's a
drummer for like ACDC I don'teven know it's not, but he's a
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drummer for some famous rockband and this organization would
would illustrate sex and theywould push to the parishioners
that sex is God's way of showinglove and mercy and they would
use a phrase, often Satan,saying that the devil hates sex
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but God loves it, and they woulduse the young girls as escorts,
as escorts to lower potentialfuture members.
It is assumed that between 1974and 1987 they had 223,989
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sexual encounters using theirflirty fish concept and that
flirty fish was basically theyoung girls as escorts.
One member, verity Carter,details her time, stating that
she was sexually abused at agefour by members.
She was also whipped and beatenfor some of the smallest things
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.
This organization also believesin capital punishment.
So as she was growing up inthis organization, she was
denied music, she was denied TV,she was denied culture and she
was also denied contact withanybody from the outside world.
This organization would putpressure on members to quota of
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money and pamphlets that theyhad to raise and distribute.
They would not be able toreturn until that quota is met.
Now my question, since I gaveyou the synopsis of this
organization, is why the fuckwould you want to join an
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organization?
And if you're an adult alreadyand you probably don't go
through all this bullshit, right, why would you want to put your
kids through this?
Because it's clear as day thatthis happened Wow, that's true,
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and in the past.
That's crazy and it's sad tosay this, but I'm going to bring
it up right organizations orinformation like this from these
organizations, right, are oneof the main reasons why people
have a false trust in religion,because we have so many
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organizations like this thatmoves religious religion to try
to make a profit or do whateverit, whatever they're trying to
do, right, and they use thisreligious platform and it just
leaves a bad taste for everyonewatching.
Yeah, okay, yeah, what do yougot to say about what I just
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shared with you?
That's horrible.
I can't even understand howthose parents even give them
permission for their kids to dothat.
That blows my mind.
I don't think you're a personthat logically thinks or even
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cares about whether yourself oryour child, I don't know like,
thank you, you join.
You join a religiousorganization because you want to
better yourself, you want toget closer to God.
Do all this stuff, all thispositive stuff, right.
Regardless of it, the point isto better yourself, better your
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family, the better to you, your,your, your, your standing point
where you are at the moment.
That's the goal and you letthings happen.
You know you let things happenand you know the funny.
The weird thing is that itstarts small.
You know what I'm saying andyou know the funny.
The weird thing is that itstarts small.
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You know what I'm saying Withthe gold, hey, you got to pass
out 100 pamphlets today and tryto get $10 in donation.
Then the next time it's like200, and I get 100 in donation,
and then you know, and it justcontinues to get worse and worse
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.
You know what I'm saying andit's like you see it, it's
happening.
You're witnessing, you're goingthrough it, but you bypass it
Because you think it's normal.
It's not fucking normal.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely right.
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