October 3, 2023 • 23 mins
Dr. Shane, Tess and Cousin D spend a fun morning where they play Sing it and Sling it with listeners calling in to sing their song request. They talk about Taylor, and the guys make Tess so angry during 5 Random Facts, she leaves the studio.
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I wanted to be gain, notlost, good night, success not fair,
in order that I shall not forgetthe price I paid for it.
Weacomecme wat get alas with doctor Shaneand test means more good times to start
your dad five, don't you pepStill and Barry and friends? Who leaves
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me save rua cow? This wouldbe the rider along day to help me
or to God to day. Andthat's Jesus, oh through jes Are you
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listening to me? Are you listeningto me? Are you listening? Are
you listening to me? I don'tknow. I'm not even listening. You're
not listening to what I'm saying.You listening to me? I know what
I'm talking about. Listen, ever, listen to every word out good morning.
You're all six or four or fourminutes after the hour? Tuesday and
(01:55):
October the third, I said,October third, fucking month, y'all,
pucking month break off of Jack atLanard. It's so glad, y'all are
weather's the morning? Hey, goodmorning, so glad to be here.
It's another beautiful day. It's mymom's birthday today, his mom's birthday.
We sing to her. She listen, No, she's not at this area.
Don't think I'm burning her birthday.No, wait up here, she's
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still sleeping in a little bit.She needs her coffee first. What's your
birthday? Let's call and wake herup and sing to her live. Let's
do it next hour, next home, let her sleep in for her birthday.
Check that forecast to find out what'sgoing on. We otherwise here northwest.
Lord, it has been beautiful forthe last couple of days. I'm
wondering how long it's gonna last,though, any good Tuesday morning to doctor
Shane. It's going to be asunny and warm day today across our area.
(02:44):
High tempertures into the mid deepper eighties, lows tonight into the sixties.
A cold front arrives with some muchcooler weather this weekend. Oh, much
much cooler, much cooler weather witha cold front on the way. All
right, I'm really gonna have firewould now, y'all. I mean,
I'm gonna find Mason firewood. Iain't just cooking now, I'm trying to
stay warm this weekend. Now,I'm telling you, Morgan wall as we
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kick things off this morning, here'slatest thinking about me on w PAP.
Don't know where you at, don'tknow where you man, don't know nothing
bound that boy you're answer, don'tfeel baddy anything happening around the world.
I just one neculator going through adrive through. Other than that, it's
kind of slowly, But was thathere? No, I mean it wouldn't
surprise me. You never know,because you know it'll be hot one day.
(03:30):
You just gotta take your shirt off. I mean, just to survive.
It'll be cool the next We dohave a cool front approaching, though
it's gonna be a lot cooler thisweekend. I'm looking at highs only in
the seventies and the lows overnight aroundmid fifties. Yeah, yeah, oh,
thank you, log I know,and that's gonna be great. Study
out this morning finding that women womenwho drink more than the recommended amount of
(03:53):
water per day have fewer bladder infections. Belie there, you have fewer bladder
infections. However, you will haveto pause your Netflix a lot, and
you have to those years a bathroomand take care of ball. Are you
a Netflix person? Yes, wehave Netflix. I use my brother's Disney
(04:15):
Plus, so I think we haveHulu and cop Wait a minute, my
brother's Disney plus. That's how itworks now, I know, I know,
family taking care family here. Yougot to you got stuffs expensive?
Have they ever changed that password too? You got to call him up real
quick and get its. Basically thiscollege football. I've been mayor thirteen minus
after the hour on w p APGood Morning Northwest Florida from the Perry and
(04:40):
Young Attorneys at Lawn Traffic Center.You were Timesaver Traffic on ninety two five
Panama Cities Country Station WP Apter Shanein Tensas I heard Country minutes one two
five A. Well, yesterday webrought you the news of something that happened
at the Thomas rat show over theweekend where there was a fan his name
was Terry, that needed medical attention. His remaining friends and family members who
(05:02):
were still at the show after Terrywas carried out of the venue were visibly
upset. So Thomas right stopped theshow and led the whole entire audience in
a prayer for Terry. But hedid update that Terry's doing fine. He
said, I'm thankful to report Terry, who needed medical attention at my show,
is home and doing well. Heand his family appreciate all the prayers.
So good for Terry, good forThomas. Right, he knows how
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to take care of his fans.Scary stuff, it really is, guys.
John Party added another hat to hiswardrobe, not just any hat,
but sant Ahead, Santa sant Ahead. John Party revealed plans Monday for a
new Christmas album, Mary Christmas fromJohn Party that will be available October the
twenty seven, soon after his inductioninto the Grand O lop Ye going into
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the grand Opery, I'm like,John Party fail him. He reminds me
of He's got just a little bitof Hank Junior in him, a little
bit of rebel in him. Imean you'll find him on the weekends on
a creek bank with a cannon.I mean, that's that's the life of
Hank Junior. John Party's just likethat. Yeah. He totally outkicked his
coverage too. When it comes tohis wife too. She is beautiful and
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he's, you know, kind ofgoofy. He's not goofy goofy. Come
on, Taylor Swift's goofy. Whyare you gonna start that? So are
you gonna start fighting this morning thatyou'll have no idea here? You just
pissed off. Let's just take himbreak. We'll be right back. Calm
her down. I'm sorry. Ninetytwo five WP eight. Time for Tess's
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five random facts on ninety two fiveeight We're on. If you by Jpe,
You down with Jpe. You knowme, Jerry Pie was electric.
Make sure you give him a callhere day night when it's dark, that's
what i'd called. You know,the lights go out, That's what i'd
called. But you need to getthat Cohler generator. Have you seen the
Cohler It's like the logo on allof their trucks all over town, the
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Cohler generators. That's your one stopshop and it'll definitely come in handy when
the lights do go out. Tokeep your house split up, to keep
your air conditioning running, and keepthat fridge going. For sure. We
still got time left in hurricane season, y'all. Oh, I know we
did get it done. The boardgame candy Land was invented in a polio
ward during an epidemic in the nineteenforties. They came up with it to
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give quarantine kids a distraction. Backin nineteen forties, it used to be
my favorite game when I would staywith my grandma when we would play candy
Land. My kids love it.Mark couldn't play Mary Skaters so bad.
Yeah, yeah, Candyland. Well, big difference between operation in candy Light
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still popular today that my kids liketo play candy Land. It's fun.
Figure out one in the world alittle gingerbread man and Candyland was going.
He got him messed up. Numberfour. Every sea in the word specific
ocean is pronounced differently, Pusific oceanthe first see you guys as sound,
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the second sea Pacific has the hardsound, and then the ocean O c
E A n is the sound oceanso much. Got too much time on
the I'm sorry, I was thinkingoperation number three. The Girl Scouts are
the second largest cookie company in America? Do you know one? And I
look forward to that little knock onthe door every year, or when they
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come by the station when they sella love tho eight hundred million dollars a
year in revenue. The only behindoreo Oreo sells more cookies. But then
it's the Girl Scouts. Can Ican I we don't really talk negatively negative
delete I can't say it. Yeah, we can't negatively thank you, not
normally about a client. But Idon't know if they're advertised or not.
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But guys, I'm just I mean, I don't care. I'm just not
a chips Ahoy fan. Are youa chips Ahoy fan? I think there
are better chocolate chip cookies on themarket. But there's some nostalgia there.
Well, yeah, it goes back, but it's not it's not oreo or
it was really good to Arnold Schwarzeneggerwas a millionaire before he ever became an
actor. Really, and it's notfamily money either. It's working out.
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Yeah, he used his money fromwinning those bodybuilding contests to invest in real
estate, and those real estate investmentswere already paying off well before he took
to the big screens. That smartwhat urinus smells like rotten eggs? No?
Ur anus the planet? Oh uranus? Yes, urinus? You dogs
calling urinus? Okay, how doy'all say it? It's your agnus?
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That's debatable. Really, wait aminute, who came out with how to
pronounce it? I mean they taughtus. That's not what we're talking about
right now. We're talking about whyit smells so stinky. What are we
talking about now? Evidently not whatshe's talking about. Uranus smells like rotten
eggs. Why didn't you say thatthe first time? Because you can also
pronounce it uranus? Who cares?What? Why are y'all getting on to
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me about this? Can I tellyou why it smells? Please do?
The clouds of the upper atmosphere arecomposed of hydrogen sulfide. That's the molecule
that makes rotten eggs so stinky,and that's how uranus smells. I'll wash.
I'm good. I was like thirtyseconds of wasted time right there.
Just wasted, just just wasted.Noting two five wpap. Welcome back to
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the Doctor Shane and Tesh Show.So Halloween is coming up. You and
I were discussing at test yesterday andyou you pretty much settled on your idea,
right, I think? So whatare you? What are you and
Brett doing? No, I'm goingto a charity event for Saint Jude,
and I decided that I'm going tobe going as both Taylor Swift and Travis
Kelsey. So I'll wear a blondewig and a mustache Chief's jersey. I'm
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gonna be both of them. Soundslet my buddy Ritch prom date. I'm
telling you, so it's gonna beShe's gonna be both. Are you talking
about confusing people? I think it'llbe funny. I think people will get
it until later in the night wheneverybody's had cocktails and they passed you in
the hall and like, now,what in the world and listen to this.
This is kind of meat because it'snot just test getting into this costume.
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Halloween coming up here in just acouple of weeks, and everybody's talking
about that combination Taylor Swift and Travis. So she took to social media,
this lady did, and she leteverybody know that, yes, she was
going to do it again this year. But not only not only was she
going to dress up like Travis andwhat's her name. I'm not taking the
bait on theme. I'm not takingthe bai Come on, that's your girl
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anyway, she says. Not onlyam I going to do it this year,
but I did it first. Thislady dressed up like Travis and Taylor
in twenty twenty three, three yearsago. Wow, yeah, I'm sorry,
this is twenty twenty. Yeah,that's so. My husband and I
are going to this party. Westart looking through our closet to like see
what we can like scrounge up togo to this Halloween party. But he's
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like, Hey, I'll just wearmy Travis Kelsey jersey. So I was
like, I'll be Taylor Swift.You know. This was twenty twenty and
my caption, you guys, mycaption was I don't know a world in
which Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey wouldbe in the same room together, but
apparently in this one they're married threeway. That was three years ago.
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That's hysterical. She was the firstone to pull the trigger on it.
Who would have thought she's the receiptstoo. It's on social media. That's
that's really funny. Sure, Bray, we're coming back. Lots of sunshine,
no rain in the forecast. Sheshould mid fifties, so that's what
I'm talking about. That's good.I mean football back on television. You
got people getting back together doing hotdogs, hamburgers, and you had some
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drummings the other day that Brett puton the grill when the girl. That
was good. We haven't turned onour oven in three months. I love
it. Never since they got thatgrew, they've been they have been.
What's the word that you're smoking?He smoked, Yeah, she smokes a
lot. Of our bread does alot of meat, different meats. We
actually grilled hamburgers on Friday and thenwe smoked the drummings on Sunday. So
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are you calling a drumming a drumstick? That chicken? Chicken drummy, Okay,
chicken drumming. Okay. You know, I thought we need to do
something different here. I mean,we have people right now twenty third Street,
seventy seven, two thirty one Highwaynine to gate traffics, bumper to
bumper, Hathaway Bridge right now,so I know you're listening to the show.
Here's the number eight five seven sixnine fourteen hundred. I need someone
that has talent. I need someonethat is willing to put a smile on
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someone else's face. We've never donethis. We're live right now, so
as you hear it, this willbe taking place. This is not recorded.
We are live. It is nowalmost seven twenty nine drive time this
morning. Here's the number eight fiveoh seven six nine fourteen hundred. We've
never done this before, but it'llmake everybody smile, especially if you have
talent. But I want to playa game for the very first time called
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sing It or sling It okay,all right, what are the rules?
All the rules is? All Ineed is somebody to call sing us a
little? Did he ever? Sort? You've got to be good. Sing
us a little? Did you singit? And I'll sling it. I'll
play it all the air, whateversong. I mean, you can't,
I mean, don't call up anddo it. Well, I'm guessing if
you wanted to call him sing somemetallic it's not gonna sound good on the
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phone. But if you could,I mean, you sing it and I'll
sling it. I'll sling it onthe air for you. We'll play it
seriously, we'll get down with it. Let's see who's get real. Well,
we don't know. I'm telling you, we have talented people in northwest
Florida. I don't know who's goingto go on the list. First lt
Haven, I'm watching Panama City.Let's keep it clean, folks. Of
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course, of course, of course, let's go to the phones and see
who's who's hanging out? W PAP, you're live? Who's this? Hey?
This is Brittany? How are you? I'm fine? What's your name
again? Brittany? Brittany? AmI okay? Eight? Hey? Aiden,
listen, are you on you guyson speaker phone. We are okay?
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All right, well now I canhear you good. And as long
as you guys can hear me,you sing it and we'll sling it.
What song are you thinking about?Guys? Welcome to the USA? Which
one party in the USA? Partyin the US. That's my jam I'll
carry you'll get on all day?Are you serious? Oh? Yeah,
okay, I'm with you, Brittany. I like this. I don't think
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we've ever played have will you everplayed that? Probably not on this stage,
probably not on this station. Allright, we'll give it to him,
y'all. You guys go sing it, let me hear it. Let's
party in the US. What aboutyou lading? No, are you to
come on? Come on? Comeon, come on, little shy.
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Oh, here's shy party in theUSA. Come on, there you go.
You sing it. We'll sling it. Thank y'all. Have a good
day at school. Thank you,mom. That was a good one.
That was good. Alright, seventhirty All right, get a card again.
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Let's let take let's let that.Now, T's gonna sing it in
T's gonna sing it, and we'llsling her out of the studio. See
the Hollywood sign, Get a Girl, Get a Girl famous. All right,
you sing it, we'll sling it. Looking for my next caller.
Eight five oh seven six nine fourteenhundred. I just knew somebody was going
to call it to Richmond, NorthRichmond. I just knew I'm in Hello,
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Mardo. Eight five oh seven sixnine fourteen hundred. You sing it,
we'll play it. Hands up,playing my song. Boy, this
has never happened, never happened before. Cobbing my head like yeah, I'm
moving my hips like it. Everybody, everybody, everybody, Drive Time seventy
thirty one, my lead party inthe USA. Back to the phones,
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and let's take it live this morning. You sing it and we'll sling it.
All right. What's your name?Hey? There? Hello? Oh?
Sometimes nerves sometimes nerves. Just getthe boats. Hey, can you
hear me? Okay? I can't? Girl? Good? You're live?
Your name please? Christina? Christina? All right, you sing it,
we'll seleg at Christina. What's itgonna bay today? Hump It's gonna be
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strawberry wine. Strawberry wine. Allright, now, that's Dina Carter.
You know, Dina's mom lives righthere in Lynnhaven. So she's away.
Yeah, yeah, and Dina's hereall the time. Her brother brother turning
here in town. Hey, sureis so, there's no the family is
listening right now. Give me yourbest strawberry wine and sing, sing as
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much of it as you want to. Go ahead, go for a girl,
Okay, cool? All right?He was working through college. My
name postpone was thirsty for nine.He had come. It was called Somewhere
to See Nate Woman, then datetop on this movie the logo and West
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on the Banks of bab funny howthe movie the Oh my goodness getting the
girl a record deal. That wasamazing. Christina, you just sang it,
girl, I mean you didn't justyou didn't sing that song. You
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sang that song. We're gonna slingit here. It is all right,
you sing it, will sling iton here. Let's drop it back here.
Just a few moments ago, aboutten minutes ago, we had doctor
David. Listen, you're on theshow. Yeah, we had a toothbrush
trivia. We're talking about Emperor penguineggs. These guys went searching for them,
and like three of them died,and one of them lost all his
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teeth because he was so cold.They were chattering so hard he broke all
this. So where were they?The correct answer was be the South Pole.
That's where you shined. Emperor penguins. Okay, and there and their
eggs. Emperor Penguin's pretty neat,tess. Let's let's have a discussion.
I'd like to call this real talk. And this is absolutely unrehearsed. It's
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wide opens eight am, straight upright now. On Tober of the third
Tuesday, beautiful forecast test said,not really a chance of brain, just
gorgeous temperatures. She's gonna be nice, nice, in the eighties for most
of the week, and then bythe weekend they'll drop down into the seventies
with your lows in the mid fifties. Very good, All right, y'all,
all ready for real talk. Thisis where we're just wide open,
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all right, be nervous, wellbe, shouldn't be, shouldn't be.
It's just wide open talk, justwide open talk. Have you noticed yourself?
I'm getting older? Oh yeah,yeah, hold a calf muscle in
my sleep last night, I've beenliving for two days in your sleep,
in your sleep, I am thatyou're many years old. Well, and
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you're not. You are not.I mean she's in her early thirties.
Twenties, but thanks, But aren'tyou in your thirties? Yes, said
twenties. I said things because Idefinitely Ain't you noticed yourself slowing down at
all? Yeah? A little bitolder? Absolutely, Really, I'm starting
to be honest, be honest.Yeah, I mean I'm forty three now,
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and I'm starting to get all theolder gays stuff, you know,
like the and the electr looks.The Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
get it. If your sunglasses oreight times bigger than your face, you
might be getting a little bit older. So those big sunglasses on people.
If your calendar is also your pilldispenser, My granddad had one of those,
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who's a calendar at all? Anyway, if your doctor is on prostate
watch, hey, you gotta watchthat. The the cans and Testas grocery
card have gone from beer to soup. Why can't you have both beer,
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suit, I asked. Tessa said, you want to go to the beach
and walk around? She said,sure, we'll look for coins with a
metal detector share and that's fine.Brett really wants to do that. Friends,
Yes, about that, I'll goon. I'm listen to see that's
how we're gonna know. I wouldGod would go with Brett. Yeah,
a metal detector is cool. Imean't think I'm digging off about it.
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Literally I'm digging it. And finally, how do you know you're getting old?
If you just don't know? Howin the hell you're gonna cope with
Pat? Say Jack Leben Will ofFortune? What are you? What are
we gonna do? What are wegonna do? Wellcome back to the Doctor
Shane and Test show three things thatyou need to know about Doctor Shane and
Test present three things you need toknow on ninety two five ap Well,
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need help? Oh yeah, yeah, I agree with that totally. Yeah.
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Do you hear about the Stevie Nicksbarbie do all they made? What's
going on with that? They madea Stevie Nicks barbie doll and it sold
out in just one day, costfifty five dollars wearing Nick's iconic Rumors outfit.
But it sold out in just oneday. A lot of people looking
at that to be a collector's item. Van reminds me when when they came
out with a French Charles Lady Diecollector's dolls and they flew off the shelves.
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This was years ago, right afterher death. The beanie baby that
they made that one, I actuallyhave one. Oh that's worth money?
No, not that, not much. Wow. And apparently fans were booing
my girl Taylor Swift. It wasduring last night's Giants Seahawks game. Well
why would they boo her because theywere showing a lot of ads for her
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concert film on the jumboton and fanswas there, no, no, no,
this was She wasn't at this game. This was the Giants and the
Seahawks. She was at the Jetsand Chiefs game on Sunday night. So
this was a Monday night football game. So at the football game they're showing
ads for her concert film on theJumboTron. Fans getting tired of the excessive
coverage. It's a little crazy,It is a little crazy. We'll take a break
I wanted to be gain, notlost, good night, success not fair,
in order that I shall not forgetthe price I paid for it.
Weacomecme wat get alas with doctor Shaneand test means more good times to start
your dad five, don't you pepStill and Barry and friends? Who leaves
(00:32):
me save rua cow? This wouldbe the rider along day to help me
or to God to day. Andthat's Jesus, oh through jes Are you
(01:34):
listening to me? Are you listeningto me? Are you listening? Are
you listening to me? I don'tknow. I'm not even listening. You're
not listening to what I'm saying.You listening to me? I know what
I'm talking about. Listen, ever, listen to every word out good morning.
You're all six or four or fourminutes after the hour? Tuesday and
(01:55):
October the third, I said,October third, fucking month, y'all,
pucking month break off of Jack atLanard. It's so glad, y'all are
weather's the morning? Hey, goodmorning, so glad to be here.
It's another beautiful day. It's mymom's birthday today, his mom's birthday.
We sing to her. She listen, No, she's not at this area.
Don't think I'm burning her birthday.No, wait up here, she's
(02:20):
still sleeping in a little bit.She needs her coffee first. What's your
birthday? Let's call and wake herup and sing to her live. Let's
do it next hour, next home, let her sleep in for her birthday.
Check that forecast to find out what'sgoing on. We otherwise here northwest.
Lord, it has been beautiful forthe last couple of days. I'm
wondering how long it's gonna last,though, any good Tuesday morning to doctor
Shane. It's going to be asunny and warm day today across our area.
(02:44):
High tempertures into the mid deepper eighties, lows tonight into the sixties.
A cold front arrives with some muchcooler weather this weekend. Oh, much
much cooler, much cooler weather witha cold front on the way. All
right, I'm really gonna have firewould now, y'all. I mean,
I'm gonna find Mason firewood. Iain't just cooking now, I'm trying to
stay warm this weekend. Now,I'm telling you, Morgan wall as we
(03:07):
kick things off this morning, here'slatest thinking about me on w PAP.
Don't know where you at, don'tknow where you man, don't know nothing
bound that boy you're answer, don'tfeel baddy anything happening around the world.
I just one neculator going through adrive through. Other than that, it's
kind of slowly, But was thathere? No, I mean it wouldn't
surprise me. You never know,because you know it'll be hot one day.
(03:30):
You just gotta take your shirt off. I mean, just to survive.
It'll be cool the next We dohave a cool front approaching, though
it's gonna be a lot cooler thisweekend. I'm looking at highs only in
the seventies and the lows overnight aroundmid fifties. Yeah, yeah, oh,
thank you, log I know,and that's gonna be great. Study
out this morning finding that women womenwho drink more than the recommended amount of
(03:53):
water per day have fewer bladder infections. Belie there, you have fewer bladder
infections. However, you will haveto pause your Netflix a lot, and
you have to those years a bathroomand take care of ball. Are you
a Netflix person? Yes, wehave Netflix. I use my brother's Disney
(04:15):
Plus, so I think we haveHulu and cop Wait a minute, my
brother's Disney plus. That's how itworks now, I know, I know,
family taking care family here. Yougot to you got stuffs expensive?
Have they ever changed that password too? You got to call him up real
quick and get its. Basically thiscollege football. I've been mayor thirteen minus
after the hour on w p APGood Morning Northwest Florida from the Perry and
(04:40):
Young Attorneys at Lawn Traffic Center.You were Timesaver Traffic on ninety two five
Panama Cities Country Station WP Apter Shanein Tensas I heard Country minutes one two
five A. Well, yesterday webrought you the news of something that happened
at the Thomas rat show over theweekend where there was a fan his name
was Terry, that needed medical attention. His remaining friends and family members who
(05:02):
were still at the show after Terrywas carried out of the venue were visibly
upset. So Thomas right stopped theshow and led the whole entire audience in
a prayer for Terry. But hedid update that Terry's doing fine. He
said, I'm thankful to report Terry, who needed medical attention at my show,
is home and doing well. Heand his family appreciate all the prayers.
So good for Terry, good forThomas. Right, he knows how
(05:24):
to take care of his fans.Scary stuff, it really is, guys.
John Party added another hat to hiswardrobe, not just any hat,
but sant Ahead, Santa sant Ahead. John Party revealed plans Monday for a
new Christmas album, Mary Christmas fromJohn Party that will be available October the
twenty seven, soon after his inductioninto the Grand O lop Ye going into
(05:46):
the grand Opery, I'm like,John Party fail him. He reminds me
of He's got just a little bitof Hank Junior in him, a little
bit of rebel in him. Imean you'll find him on the weekends on
a creek bank with a cannon.I mean, that's that's the life of
Hank Junior. John Party's just likethat. Yeah. He totally outkicked his
coverage too. When it comes tohis wife too. She is beautiful and
(06:08):
he's, you know, kind ofgoofy. He's not goofy goofy. Come
on, Taylor Swift's goofy. Whyare you gonna start that? So are
you gonna start fighting this morning thatyou'll have no idea here? You just
pissed off. Let's just take himbreak. We'll be right back. Calm
her down. I'm sorry. Ninetytwo five WP eight. Time for Tess's
(06:31):
five random facts on ninety two fiveeight We're on. If you by Jpe,
You down with Jpe. You knowme, Jerry Pie was electric.
Make sure you give him a callhere day night when it's dark, that's
what i'd called. You know,the lights go out, That's what i'd
called. But you need to getthat Cohler generator. Have you seen the
Cohler It's like the logo on allof their trucks all over town, the
(06:54):
Cohler generators. That's your one stopshop and it'll definitely come in handy when
the lights do go out. Tokeep your house split up, to keep
your air conditioning running, and keepthat fridge going. For sure. We
still got time left in hurricane season, y'all. Oh, I know we
did get it done. The boardgame candy Land was invented in a polio
ward during an epidemic in the nineteenforties. They came up with it to
(07:17):
give quarantine kids a distraction. Backin nineteen forties, it used to be
my favorite game when I would staywith my grandma when we would play candy
Land. My kids love it.Mark couldn't play Mary Skaters so bad.
Yeah, yeah, Candyland. Well, big difference between operation in candy Light
(07:40):
still popular today that my kids liketo play candy Land. It's fun.
Figure out one in the world alittle gingerbread man and Candyland was going.
He got him messed up. Numberfour. Every sea in the word specific
ocean is pronounced differently, Pusific oceanthe first see you guys as sound,
(08:01):
the second sea Pacific has the hardsound, and then the ocean O c
E A n is the sound oceanso much. Got too much time on
the I'm sorry, I was thinkingoperation number three. The Girl Scouts are
the second largest cookie company in America? Do you know one? And I
look forward to that little knock onthe door every year, or when they
(08:22):
come by the station when they sella love tho eight hundred million dollars a
year in revenue. The only behindoreo Oreo sells more cookies. But then
it's the Girl Scouts. Can Ican I we don't really talk negatively negative
delete I can't say it. Yeah, we can't negatively thank you, not
normally about a client. But Idon't know if they're advertised or not.
(08:45):
But guys, I'm just I mean, I don't care. I'm just not
a chips Ahoy fan. Are youa chips Ahoy fan? I think there
are better chocolate chip cookies on themarket. But there's some nostalgia there.
Well, yeah, it goes back, but it's not it's not oreo or
it was really good to Arnold Schwarzeneggerwas a millionaire before he ever became an
actor. Really, and it's notfamily money either. It's working out.
(09:09):
Yeah, he used his money fromwinning those bodybuilding contests to invest in real
estate, and those real estate investmentswere already paying off well before he took
to the big screens. That smartwhat urinus smells like rotten eggs? No?
Ur anus the planet? Oh uranus? Yes, urinus? You dogs
calling urinus? Okay, how doy'all say it? It's your agnus?
(09:33):
That's debatable. Really, wait aminute, who came out with how to
pronounce it? I mean they taughtus. That's not what we're talking about
right now. We're talking about whyit smells so stinky. What are we
talking about now? Evidently not whatshe's talking about. Uranus smells like rotten
eggs. Why didn't you say thatthe first time? Because you can also
pronounce it uranus? Who cares?What? Why are y'all getting on to
(09:56):
me about this? Can I tellyou why it smells? Please do?
The clouds of the upper atmosphere arecomposed of hydrogen sulfide. That's the molecule
that makes rotten eggs so stinky,and that's how uranus smells. I'll wash.
I'm good. I was like thirtyseconds of wasted time right there.
Just wasted, just just wasted.Noting two five wpap. Welcome back to
(10:37):
the Doctor Shane and Tesh Show.So Halloween is coming up. You and
I were discussing at test yesterday andyou you pretty much settled on your idea,
right, I think? So whatare you? What are you and
Brett doing? No, I'm goingto a charity event for Saint Jude,
and I decided that I'm going tobe going as both Taylor Swift and Travis
Kelsey. So I'll wear a blondewig and a mustache Chief's jersey. I'm
(11:01):
gonna be both of them. Soundslet my buddy Ritch prom date. I'm
telling you, so it's gonna beShe's gonna be both. Are you talking
about confusing people? I think it'llbe funny. I think people will get
it until later in the night wheneverybody's had cocktails and they passed you in
the hall and like, now,what in the world and listen to this.
This is kind of meat because it'snot just test getting into this costume.
(11:22):
Halloween coming up here in just acouple of weeks, and everybody's talking
about that combination Taylor Swift and Travis. So she took to social media,
this lady did, and she leteverybody know that, yes, she was
going to do it again this year. But not only not only was she
going to dress up like Travis andwhat's her name. I'm not taking the
bait on theme. I'm not takingthe bai Come on, that's your girl
(11:46):
anyway, she says. Not onlyam I going to do it this year,
but I did it first. Thislady dressed up like Travis and Taylor
in twenty twenty three, three yearsago. Wow, yeah, I'm sorry,
this is twenty twenty. Yeah,that's so. My husband and I
are going to this party. Westart looking through our closet to like see
what we can like scrounge up togo to this Halloween party. But he's
(12:09):
like, Hey, I'll just wearmy Travis Kelsey jersey. So I was
like, I'll be Taylor Swift.You know. This was twenty twenty and
my caption, you guys, mycaption was I don't know a world in
which Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey wouldbe in the same room together, but
apparently in this one they're married threeway. That was three years ago.
(12:31):
That's hysterical. She was the firstone to pull the trigger on it.
Who would have thought she's the receiptstoo. It's on social media. That's
that's really funny. Sure, Bray, we're coming back. Lots of sunshine,
no rain in the forecast. Sheshould mid fifties, so that's what
I'm talking about. That's good.I mean football back on television. You
got people getting back together doing hotdogs, hamburgers, and you had some
(12:52):
drummings the other day that Brett puton the grill when the girl. That
was good. We haven't turned onour oven in three months. I love
it. Never since they got thatgrew, they've been they have been.
What's the word that you're smoking?He smoked, Yeah, she smokes a
lot. Of our bread does alot of meat, different meats. We
actually grilled hamburgers on Friday and thenwe smoked the drummings on Sunday. So
(13:16):
are you calling a drumming a drumstick? That chicken? Chicken drummy, Okay,
chicken drumming. Okay. You know, I thought we need to do
something different here. I mean,we have people right now twenty third Street,
seventy seven, two thirty one Highwaynine to gate traffics, bumper to
bumper, Hathaway Bridge right now,so I know you're listening to the show.
Here's the number eight five seven sixnine fourteen hundred. I need someone
that has talent. I need someonethat is willing to put a smile on
(13:39):
someone else's face. We've never donethis. We're live right now, so
as you hear it, this willbe taking place. This is not recorded.
We are live. It is nowalmost seven twenty nine drive time this
morning. Here's the number eight fiveoh seven six nine fourteen hundred. We've
never done this before, but it'llmake everybody smile, especially if you have
talent. But I want to playa game for the very first time called
(14:01):
sing It or sling It okay,all right, what are the rules?
All the rules is? All Ineed is somebody to call sing us a
little? Did he ever? Sort? You've got to be good. Sing
us a little? Did you singit? And I'll sling it. I'll
play it all the air, whateversong. I mean, you can't,
I mean, don't call up anddo it. Well, I'm guessing if
you wanted to call him sing somemetallic it's not gonna sound good on the
(14:22):
phone. But if you could,I mean, you sing it and I'll
sling it. I'll sling it onthe air for you. We'll play it
seriously, we'll get down with it. Let's see who's get real. Well,
we don't know. I'm telling you, we have talented people in northwest
Florida. I don't know who's goingto go on the list. First lt
Haven, I'm watching Panama City.Let's keep it clean, folks. Of
(14:43):
course, of course, of course, let's go to the phones and see
who's who's hanging out? W PAP, you're live? Who's this? Hey?
This is Brittany? How are you? I'm fine? What's your name
again? Brittany? Brittany? AmI okay? Eight? Hey? Aiden,
listen, are you on you guyson speaker phone. We are okay?
(15:05):
All right, well now I canhear you good. And as long
as you guys can hear me,you sing it and we'll sling it.
What song are you thinking about?Guys? Welcome to the USA? Which
one party in the USA? Partyin the US. That's my jam I'll
carry you'll get on all day?Are you serious? Oh? Yeah,
okay, I'm with you, Brittany. I like this. I don't think
(15:26):
we've ever played have will you everplayed that? Probably not on this stage,
probably not on this station. Allright, we'll give it to him,
y'all. You guys go sing it, let me hear it. Let's
party in the US. What aboutyou lading? No, are you to
come on? Come on? Comeon, come on, little shy.
(15:46):
Oh, here's shy party in theUSA. Come on, there you go.
You sing it. We'll sling it. Thank y'all. Have a good
day at school. Thank you,mom. That was a good one.
That was good. Alright, seventhirty All right, get a card again.
(16:07):
Let's let take let's let that.Now, T's gonna sing it in
T's gonna sing it, and we'llsling her out of the studio. See
the Hollywood sign, Get a Girl, Get a Girl famous. All right,
you sing it, we'll sling it. Looking for my next caller.
Eight five oh seven six nine fourteenhundred. I just knew somebody was going
to call it to Richmond, NorthRichmond. I just knew I'm in Hello,
(16:29):
Mardo. Eight five oh seven sixnine fourteen hundred. You sing it,
we'll play it. Hands up,playing my song. Boy, this
has never happened, never happened before. Cobbing my head like yeah, I'm
moving my hips like it. Everybody, everybody, everybody, Drive Time seventy
thirty one, my lead party inthe USA. Back to the phones,
(16:52):
and let's take it live this morning. You sing it and we'll sling it.
All right. What's your name?Hey? There? Hello? Oh?
Sometimes nerves sometimes nerves. Just getthe boats. Hey, can you
hear me? Okay? I can't? Girl? Good? You're live?
Your name please? Christina? Christina? All right, you sing it,
we'll seleg at Christina. What's itgonna bay today? Hump It's gonna be
(17:15):
strawberry wine. Strawberry wine. Allright, now, that's Dina Carter.
You know, Dina's mom lives righthere in Lynnhaven. So she's away.
Yeah, yeah, and Dina's hereall the time. Her brother brother turning
here in town. Hey, sureis so, there's no the family is
listening right now. Give me yourbest strawberry wine and sing, sing as
(17:37):
much of it as you want to. Go ahead, go for a girl,
Okay, cool? All right?He was working through college. My
name postpone was thirsty for nine.He had come. It was called Somewhere
to See Nate Woman, then datetop on this movie the logo and West
(18:03):
on the Banks of bab funny howthe movie the Oh my goodness getting the
girl a record deal. That wasamazing. Christina, you just sang it,
girl, I mean you didn't justyou didn't sing that song. You
(18:26):
sang that song. We're gonna slingit here. It is all right,
you sing it, will sling iton here. Let's drop it back here.
Just a few moments ago, aboutten minutes ago, we had doctor
David. Listen, you're on theshow. Yeah, we had a toothbrush
trivia. We're talking about Emperor penguineggs. These guys went searching for them,
and like three of them died,and one of them lost all his
(18:48):
teeth because he was so cold.They were chattering so hard he broke all
this. So where were they?The correct answer was be the South Pole.
That's where you shined. Emperor penguins. Okay, and there and their
eggs. Emperor Penguin's pretty neat,tess. Let's let's have a discussion.
I'd like to call this real talk. And this is absolutely unrehearsed. It's
(19:11):
wide opens eight am, straight upright now. On Tober of the third
Tuesday, beautiful forecast test said,not really a chance of brain, just
gorgeous temperatures. She's gonna be nice, nice, in the eighties for most
of the week, and then bythe weekend they'll drop down into the seventies
with your lows in the mid fifties. Very good, All right, y'all,
all ready for real talk. Thisis where we're just wide open,
(19:32):
all right, be nervous, wellbe, shouldn't be, shouldn't be.
It's just wide open talk, justwide open talk. Have you noticed yourself?
I'm getting older? Oh yeah,yeah, hold a calf muscle in
my sleep last night, I've beenliving for two days in your sleep,
in your sleep, I am thatyou're many years old. Well, and
(19:55):
you're not. You are not.I mean she's in her early thirties.
Twenties, but thanks, But aren'tyou in your thirties? Yes, said
twenties. I said things because Idefinitely Ain't you noticed yourself slowing down at
all? Yeah? A little bitolder? Absolutely, Really, I'm starting
to be honest, be honest.Yeah, I mean I'm forty three now,
(20:15):
and I'm starting to get all theolder gays stuff, you know,
like the and the electr looks.The Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
get it. If your sunglasses oreight times bigger than your face, you
might be getting a little bit older. So those big sunglasses on people.
If your calendar is also your pilldispenser, My granddad had one of those,
(20:40):
who's a calendar at all? Anyway, if your doctor is on prostate
watch, hey, you gotta watchthat. The the cans and Testas grocery
card have gone from beer to soup. Why can't you have both beer,
(21:00):
suit, I asked. Tessa said, you want to go to the beach
and walk around? She said,sure, we'll look for coins with a
metal detector share and that's fine.Brett really wants to do that. Friends,
Yes, about that, I'll goon. I'm listen to see that's
how we're gonna know. I wouldGod would go with Brett. Yeah,
a metal detector is cool. Imean't think I'm digging off about it.
(21:22):
Literally I'm digging it. And finally, how do you know you're getting old?
If you just don't know? Howin the hell you're gonna cope with
Pat? Say Jack Leben Will ofFortune? What are you? What are
we gonna do? What are wegonna do? Wellcome back to the Doctor
Shane and Test show three things thatyou need to know about Doctor Shane and
Test present three things you need toknow on ninety two five ap Well,
(21:47):
if you are looking for love onTender, they're now launching, but they're
calling the School of swipe oasically theSchool of Swipe It's a crash course in
online dating, helping singles learn aboutonline dating safety, communication, profile,
set up conversations, and real lifeconnections. Well, it could be important
need help? Oh yeah, yeah, I agree with that totally. Yeah.
(22:08):
Do you hear about the Stevie Nicksbarbie do all they made? What's
going on with that? They madea Stevie Nicks barbie doll and it sold
out in just one day, costfifty five dollars wearing Nick's iconic Rumors outfit.
But it sold out in just oneday. A lot of people looking
at that to be a collector's item. Van reminds me when when they came
out with a French Charles Lady Diecollector's dolls and they flew off the shelves.
(22:30):
This was years ago, right afterher death. The beanie baby that
they made that one, I actuallyhave one. Oh that's worth money?
No, not that, not much. Wow. And apparently fans were booing
my girl Taylor Swift. It wasduring last night's Giants Seahawks game. Well
why would they boo her because theywere showing a lot of ads for her
(22:52):
concert film on the jumboton and fanswas there, no, no, no,
this was She wasn't at this game. This was the Giants and the
Seahawks. She was at the Jetsand Chiefs game on Sunday night. So
this was a Monday night football game. So at the football game they're showing
ads for her concert film on theJumboTron. Fans getting tired of the excessive
coverage. It's a little crazy,It is a little crazy. We'll take a break
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