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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Same ninety two to five WPAP, Panama City.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's do it. It's time for Tess's five Random Facts.
On ninety two to five WPAP. Just a momity fank.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Not only Jerry, but Miss Dorish the whole crew were
hanging up with Jerry Pus Jerry Pibos Electric thanks for
sponsoring tests five random facts and being not only a
true random, wonderful sponsor on the show.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Thank you guys so much for always bringing us five
random facts. And when it comes to electrical projects, that's
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They'll give you a free quote today and get the
job done right.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Number five.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Wild pigs are one of the most destructive animals in America.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Well, I'm telling you they are vicious.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
They cost more than four hundred million dollars in damage
a year, and that's just in the state of Texas.
They can dig three foot deep, destroying crops. They even
eat lambs, calves, sea turtle eggs. I mean they'll bill
eat anything.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
They will eat. They will eat you.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I mean I always if I'm hog hunt, I'm by
a tree where I can get away from those tusks.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, they will rip you about me.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You know the whale from Free Willie, not personally, but
the name of its real name was Kaiko, and he
was in captivity for twenty three years while they set
him free back in two thousand.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And two let my people go.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Well, weeks later, the whale appeared at a Norwegian fjord
and apparently it was seeking human contact and was even
giving rides to children.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
On its back.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
If I saw my kid jumping on the back of
a whale, you better no.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And we're not a shipwrecked island. What's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Did you know?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Just one month before seinfeld debut in nineteen eighty nine,
Jason Alexander won a Tony for Best Leading Actor and
a Musical for Jerome Robbins Broadway in a musical. He
was Best Leading Actor in a Musical.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
So he must have a voice, then he can see
he can do it all. Wow, didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
So the winner of the Indianapolis five hundred back in
night eighteen eleven had an average speed of just just
under seventy five.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah that's running, that's moving.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
In nineteen eleven. Yeah that was fast, by the way.
For comparison, this year's winner averaged one hundred and sixty
eight miles per hour.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Can imagine that what.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Four percent of the sand on Normandy's beaches is actually
broken down shrapnel from D day. I believe that four percent,
four percent enough to measure. I mean, oh yeah, that's significant.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Absolutely absolutely. Test is five random facts on LGPAP. We're
coming back. Welcome back to the Doctor Shane and Test show,
knocking out the work day. And yes, your chance three
times a day to pick up one thousand dollars and
a trip to Las Vegas. Baby.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The iHeartRadio Music Festival is coming down.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, it's coming up towards the end of Septembers. If
you want that flyaway trip and the hotel, the airfare
and the tickets to the show plus one thousand dollars,
you just got to listen for that keyword.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
You could be the next lucky winner.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It's the iHeartRadio Music Festival. All right, take me to
the farm, sister. You're talking about donkeys, and so what's
the deal.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
What do we have?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
So you know the difference between a donkey and a mule, right,
A donkey is a purebred donkey species of that animal.
A mule is a cross between a horse and a donkey,
but donkeys them mules can get real, real big, but
donkeys are usually pretty small animals. But I just found
this clip from when they found the world's tallest.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Donkey tallest donkey and they did.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
The official measurements for the Guinness World Record Book. His
name is Romulus, and he is seventeen hands high.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
No donkey.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So you know how they measure horses like, they go
from the hoof, the front hoof to the top of
their shoulders or the withers, and they measure it in hands.
A hand is about four inches. But yeah, so he's
seventeen inches or seventeen hands, which is about five feet
eight inches tall at the withers. But when interviewed about
the donkey, the owner had a pretty funny quote.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I wanted to play that clip for you.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
The veterinarian came out. She did three separate measurements and
came out seventeen hands each time. I have the world's
biggest ass, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I'd
be more than happy to take corporate sponsorships. You know,
anybody who wants to have the biggest jackass in the
world endorse their product's.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Biggest jackass endorse their product.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You know, yeah, you can get the donkey, or you
know you could just hire doctor Shane.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Hurry, sorry about.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
It?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Who sign are you on?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Come on? You left it open? Who left it so
open for me?
Speaker 6 (04:29):
There?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Naughty two five wpap Cojo dirt cheap on the phone.
In just a few moments here, I'm going to check
in and see if we can't get miss Ann from
Mid South Lumber. I told you on the Doctor Shane
page on Facebook. I shared their surveillance video for someone.
I mean you can see the person. I mean right there.
We're trying to identify who stole an American flag from
mid South Lumber in the middle of the night. It
just doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
You believed it would be so good, latt.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
It's why steal an American flag? Our friends at Mid
South Lumber, miss Anne and the owner. In just a
few moments now it's Nate Smith. Welcome back to the show.
Doctor Shada tests in the morning, trying to figure out.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Who in the world we would have.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
The mind, the heart, the gutst on what do you
think it you're stealing American flag? An American flag from
a business in the middle of the night. That's just
not the eight to five. Oh, but it happened at
Mid South Lumber Company, and.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
You got it on video, the surveillance video.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So we're gonna talk to Missy and find out if
there's been an update, if they've had anyone come forward
and say, hey.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
I know that guy.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
This is serious stuff and it's local, miss A and
Mid South Lumber. Hey, sister, how are you?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I I'm blown away by this. That's just not how
we live in northwest Florida. I can't imagine anybody stealing
an American flag. Tell me when it happened, what happened,
and where we stand now is ed Well, it's strange.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
This happened Monday night, the twelfth, around ten thirty five pm.
We noticed it yesterday. My husband actually noticed it yesterday
that the flag was gone and the grammets were all
the way at the bottom and the and the rope
was just swinging in the wind. And he's like, who
took our flag? And I'm like what, So we asked
some employees. No employees did it. So I started going
(06:06):
back on the video camera and I found it and
the person was walking down Eleventh Street from the gas
station next door to us, and like made a beeline
for our flagpole, immediately went there, took it down, had
some problems, I guess with the class, and threw it
over the shoulder and then continued to walk the opposite
(06:28):
direction to the arbors, towards the arbor's apartment.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
So just walked off with it down the highway, down
the road.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I wonder if they it was like someone who was intoxicated,
who thought it would be funny.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Maybe like wasn't malicious to be like, oh, I'm going
to take the flag. You know how sometimes young people.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Can do that.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
I mean it would have been that. We we don't
know if it's a teenager. We don't know if it
was male or female. Didn't Unfortunately the video at night wasn't.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Very well so and can't tell a male female cat.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I can tell I guess how tall the person is, right,
But we never got a face shot, did we?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
No?
Speaker 7 (07:02):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I cannot see that.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It's only the back of the person's body, if you
can see, and taking their time, not in a hurry
at all.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
Right right now, this car's going by them, you know,
while they're taking it down.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
There's lots of light. I mean, there's plenty of light.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's crazy surveillance video. Of course.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I shared it on the doctor Shane page on Facebook.
Dr period of yes, ma'am anytime, four partners and that's crazy.
I'm just I've never ever ever done a story where
someone stole an American flag.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Why would you.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Steal We've been here twenty you know, I've personally been
here twenty six years and we've never had that problem before.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
It's not like they're terribly expensive.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
No, No, if you want one.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Bat, we do try to buy the nicer ones made
in the USA.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Absolutely, definitely, absolutely absolutely, just you just keep your head
up and know that we've got eighty five hours behind you, miss,
and we'll get you a flag. Do you do you
have an new flag or do you need it replacement?
Speaker 7 (08:01):
I had a spare, so we were already got at flying.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, okay, Tess and I were going to make sure
that okay, yeah, we were going to set you up with
a brand new flag. So this morning, the flagpreciate, the
flag is flying at mid South.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Lumber Huh, yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Okay, you got one back up.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Love it aren't we Let me that wouldn't last long.
We got to have that flag, Lion, let.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Me know if anything develops. Me saying God, bless y'all,
thank you so much, appreciate you mid South Blumber. The
big shout out to Tendel Air Force Base this morning,
everybody working at the Navy Baseharas Guard.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
We love y'all this morning. I love you, love you.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Don't steal flags, salute it, honor it stand. This is
the eight five, Panama City's country station WPAP and your
home for iHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas and one
thousand dollars nine one in five three times today.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
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you text.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
It to win two hundred. That's the easy number to
remember when you hear that. Just make sure you remember
to hear the keyword at nine one to five.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Okay, flyway trip with the cash, go to the concert
two day music festival.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It is that all right.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I'm wondering how you ran across this story about cologne
for men that smells lack mayonnaise. Don't tell me, Brett Balts,
I mean, where did you your husband.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
It's been happening all this week.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
We just saw I think Gucci was putting out one
for adult cha whatever and Cabana was doing one for dogs.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Well, this is for.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Humans, but it's Helman's. Come on, Helman's Mayo has partnered
up with a QB. It's the Tennessee Titans quarterback Will Levis.
And if they're releasing Will Levis number eight, think of
like Chanelle number nine or whatever. I think they're doing
to play on that. But it is a fragrance based
on the smell of Hellman's Mayo, and women like it
(09:47):
or not, I.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Apparently he worked with both Hellman's and an unnamed perfume
company to develop it.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
And if you're wondering why how did all this come about?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
About about last summer, Will went viral because he was
in an interview and suggested that he squeezed helmets into
his coffee, and he even earned a lifetime supply of helmets.
He later clarified that he did not actually drink coffee
with mayo. He just thought it would be a funny
thing to say, but they ended up jumping on it.
Helmans did to make it a marketing viral stunt. But
it's the scent if you're wondering what it smells like.
(10:19):
Hints of tartlemon coffee, musk, vanilla, and a whisper of
parsley and something that they're calling quote mayonnaise, Accord mayonnaise.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
A lot of women like his cologne.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
But that being said, it's not just a stunt. For
the most part. You can buy it will Levis number
eight dot com. It's only eight.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Dollars a bottle.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Oh I'm sure, uh huh, but right.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Now it's sold out, but they say they're releasing it
in batches, so I guess keep checking back if you
want to smell like that.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
But are you gonna smell like you just ate a
Deli sandwich all the time?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I mean, I'm gonna wear mayonnaise cologne. Should I pair
that with my mustard body spray?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
And I just for sure and your catchup hair jel,
I'm there.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
You go, just keep it going.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Maybe I'll get the light mayonnaise so I won't smell fat.
You know, maybe there's several ways we can look at it.
Ninety two five w p a p. Good morning, Good morning,
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Speaker 2 (11:13):
I know I'm leaving out several here.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Liberty, there you go, jump in, Franklin, get them aff
there you go.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You've been here long enough.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I know I can't do it as quicker as fast
as you though. My brain isn't as quick at it.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You remember that you busted me earlier with a donkey
kad I did?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I'm mister mule over here, one old one. Now we
owe this.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Guy a h the round of applause every time he
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Speaker 5 (11:49):
I forget his nine something Levis is Tim Levis.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I don't know cologne for men that smells like man.
I mean, that's really.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Well, it's Will Levis, it's the Titans quarterback.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
It's real. That's not a joke.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Who wants to smell like that when you're outside too long?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I don't know. I won't.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I don't smell like water burger and your wife just
licks your face and can you.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Leave the rapper in your car too long? And it
gets hot?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oho ar not headline news. Big Boys Got Go.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
This is not headline news. Today is National Financial Awareness Day,
or for those of us on radio, Vodka Awareness Day.
Starbucks has replaced its current CEO with Chipotle CEO Brian
Nicol after running Mexican food and coffee companies. His next
logical career move will be CEO of Sharman. A study
(12:41):
finds classical music treats depression and now you know why
the Chicago White Sox replaced take Me Out to the
Ballgame with Mozarte. Hey and Mel Gibson attended Vince Vaughan's
Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony, as did Gary Busey because
he was sleeping on a nearby bench.
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Speaker 2 (13:46):
Morning on w p AP.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
And his now ex wife, Carlyle. They handed us our awards,
our top one.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I didn't think you would remember.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
I know that was one of the best moments of
my life.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Last time I've seen him though, the last time is
at the CMA is if we got to the war
just humbled to get it.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
But yeah, Carly, he's got a new lady he's been with.
I've seen them on Instagram, vacation and doing stuff together.
I don't know who she is.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
And Carly's moved on as well, so yeah, they're both the.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
She's doing well.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Taco Tuesday, we were talking about taco man.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I see, I am a beef guy. You guys tend
at your house. You tend to use more chicken, and
I love that. I love that too, But you guys
come up with so many unique recipes in different ways
to use chicken. How much chicken are you buying? Because
chicken is expensive, so.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
It's not really what we do. We call it.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I guess lazy meal prepping is what we'll We'll go
to Sam's and get their rotisserie chicken and it's like
four ninety eight, right, less than five bucks per chicken.
It's already cooked, it's already seasoned, and you can get
you know, four of those for twenty bucks. And then
what we do is we break them down, We pull
all the meat off, and we have a vacuum sealer
and a deep freeze, so we go. So we'll do
one pound portions, which is enough for you know, a meal,
(14:58):
like if we're gonna throw it, and then you can
just take it out thaws super quick and it's already cooked.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Then you can just throw it in like your chicken
pasta pasta.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
You can throw it in, you know, with some barbecue
sauce on it and do like barbecue.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
That is so smart. Here you are a husband and
wife with two young boys and they're growing, they eat,
and you can buy four rotisserie chickens whole chickens cheaper
then you can buy four whole raw chickens. Yeah not so,
I mean raw chicken. A whole raw chicken is so
(15:28):
expensive right now.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Price of chicken per pound is crazy. And then you
just got the ease of it too, you're not having
to cook it. And then another thing that we do
is all of the bones and stuff from that rotisserie chicken.
We'll throw that in a big stock pot and boil
those bones to get some bone broth and use that
to make, you know, some chicken bone broth. That's great
for you know, when you're sake or if you want
to make soups, or when we're making chili.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
We have that stock that's ready to go, so we
repurpose that as well.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I take the wrong day to skip brnklastag gas.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
It's hungry for some chicken.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
It's chicken. We're even going to see the Popeye's KFC
or we're going to.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
The It's been a while since I've had some KFC.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
It's been a while for me too. Popeyes Lyn havevens
where I hit it. Yeah, when I want you, I've had.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
I mean I've had Popeyes more recently than i've had KFC.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
But today maybe a KFC. We may go see the
Colonel to you last night though, well that's all right,
that's sorry.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
You know, you're right.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
If you had.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Tacos is way different in KFC. That's like a whole
entire difference genre.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You'all eat a lot of chicken, and if you haven't
grown feathers and laid an egg by now you're good.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
You're good, you're good.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
It's only about our time.
Same ninety two to five WPAP, Panama City.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's do it. It's time for Tess's five Random Facts.
On ninety two to five WPAP. Just a momity fank.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Not only Jerry, but Miss Dorish the whole crew were
hanging up with Jerry Pus Jerry Pibos Electric thanks for
sponsoring tests five random facts and being not only a
true random, wonderful sponsor on the show.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Thank you guys so much for always bringing us five
random facts. And when it comes to electrical projects, that's
not something you want to diy. Call the professional experts.
They'll give you a free quote today and get the
job done right.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Number five.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Wild pigs are one of the most destructive animals in America.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Well, I'm telling you they are vicious.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
They cost more than four hundred million dollars in damage
a year, and that's just in the state of Texas.
They can dig three foot deep, destroying crops. They even
eat lambs, calves, sea turtle eggs. I mean they'll bill
eat anything.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
They will eat. They will eat you.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I mean I always if I'm hog hunt, I'm by
a tree where I can get away from those tusks.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, they will rip you about me.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You know the whale from Free Willie, not personally, but
the name of its real name was Kaiko, and he
was in captivity for twenty three years while they set
him free back in two thousand.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And two let my people go.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Well, weeks later, the whale appeared at a Norwegian fjord
and apparently it was seeking human contact and was even
giving rides to children.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
On its back.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
If I saw my kid jumping on the back of
a whale, you better no.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And we're not a shipwrecked island. What's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Did you know?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Just one month before seinfeld debut in nineteen eighty nine,
Jason Alexander won a Tony for Best Leading Actor and
a Musical for Jerome Robbins Broadway in a musical. He
was Best Leading Actor in a Musical.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
So he must have a voice, then he can see
he can do it all. Wow, didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
So the winner of the Indianapolis five hundred back in
night eighteen eleven had an average speed of just just
under seventy five.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah that's running, that's moving.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
In nineteen eleven. Yeah that was fast, by the way.
For comparison, this year's winner averaged one hundred and sixty
eight miles per hour.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Can imagine that what.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Four percent of the sand on Normandy's beaches is actually
broken down shrapnel from D day. I believe that four percent,
four percent enough to measure. I mean, oh yeah, that's significant.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Absolutely absolutely. Test is five random facts on LGPAP. We're
coming back. Welcome back to the Doctor Shane and Test show,
knocking out the work day. And yes, your chance three
times a day to pick up one thousand dollars and
a trip to Las Vegas. Baby.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The iHeartRadio Music Festival is coming down.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, it's coming up towards the end of Septembers. If
you want that flyaway trip and the hotel, the airfare
and the tickets to the show plus one thousand dollars,
you just got to listen for that keyword.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
You could be the next lucky winner.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It's the iHeartRadio Music Festival. All right, take me to
the farm, sister. You're talking about donkeys, and so what's
the deal.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
What do we have?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
So you know the difference between a donkey and a mule, right,
A donkey is a purebred donkey species of that animal.
A mule is a cross between a horse and a donkey,
but donkeys them mules can get real, real big, but
donkeys are usually pretty small animals. But I just found
this clip from when they found the world's tallest.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Donkey tallest donkey and they did.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
The official measurements for the Guinness World Record Book. His
name is Romulus, and he is seventeen hands high.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
No donkey.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So you know how they measure horses like, they go
from the hoof, the front hoof to the top of
their shoulders or the withers, and they measure it in hands.
A hand is about four inches. But yeah, so he's
seventeen inches or seventeen hands, which is about five feet
eight inches tall at the withers. But when interviewed about
the donkey, the owner had a pretty funny quote.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I wanted to play that clip for you.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
The veterinarian came out. She did three separate measurements and
came out seventeen hands each time. I have the world's
biggest ass, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I'd
be more than happy to take corporate sponsorships. You know,
anybody who wants to have the biggest jackass in the
world endorse their product's.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Biggest jackass endorse their product.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You know, yeah, you can get the donkey, or you
know you could just hire doctor Shane.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Hurry, sorry about.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
It?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Who sign are you on?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Come on? You left it open? Who left it so
open for me?
Speaker 6 (04:29):
There?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Naughty two five wpap Cojo dirt cheap on the phone.
In just a few moments here, I'm going to check
in and see if we can't get miss Ann from
Mid South Lumber. I told you on the Doctor Shane
page on Facebook. I shared their surveillance video for someone.
I mean you can see the person. I mean right there.
We're trying to identify who stole an American flag from
mid South Lumber in the middle of the night. It
just doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
You believed it would be so good, latt.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
It's why steal an American flag? Our friends at Mid
South Lumber, miss Anne and the owner. In just a
few moments now it's Nate Smith. Welcome back to the show.
Doctor Shada tests in the morning, trying to figure out.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Who in the world we would have.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
The mind, the heart, the gutst on what do you
think it you're stealing American flag? An American flag from
a business in the middle of the night. That's just
not the eight to five. Oh, but it happened at
Mid South Lumber Company, and.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
You got it on video, the surveillance video.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So we're gonna talk to Missy and find out if
there's been an update, if they've had anyone come forward
and say, hey.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
I know that guy.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
This is serious stuff and it's local, miss A and
Mid South Lumber. Hey, sister, how are you?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I I'm blown away by this. That's just not how
we live in northwest Florida. I can't imagine anybody stealing
an American flag. Tell me when it happened, what happened,
and where we stand now is ed Well, it's strange.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
This happened Monday night, the twelfth, around ten thirty five pm.
We noticed it yesterday. My husband actually noticed it yesterday
that the flag was gone and the grammets were all
the way at the bottom and the and the rope
was just swinging in the wind. And he's like, who
took our flag? And I'm like what, So we asked
some employees. No employees did it. So I started going
(06:06):
back on the video camera and I found it and
the person was walking down Eleventh Street from the gas
station next door to us, and like made a beeline
for our flagpole, immediately went there, took it down, had
some problems, I guess with the class, and threw it
over the shoulder and then continued to walk the opposite
(06:28):
direction to the arbors, towards the arbor's apartment.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
So just walked off with it down the highway, down
the road.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I wonder if they it was like someone who was intoxicated,
who thought it would be funny.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Maybe like wasn't malicious to be like, oh, I'm going
to take the flag. You know how sometimes young people.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Can do that.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
I mean it would have been that. We we don't
know if it's a teenager. We don't know if it
was male or female. Didn't Unfortunately the video at night wasn't.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Very well so and can't tell a male female cat.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I can tell I guess how tall the person is, right,
But we never got a face shot, did we?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
No?
Speaker 7 (07:02):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I cannot see that.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It's only the back of the person's body, if you
can see, and taking their time, not in a hurry
at all.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
Right right now, this car's going by them, you know,
while they're taking it down.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
There's lots of light. I mean, there's plenty of light.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's crazy surveillance video. Of course.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I shared it on the doctor Shane page on Facebook.
Dr period of yes, ma'am anytime, four partners and that's crazy.
I'm just I've never ever ever done a story where
someone stole an American flag.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Why would you.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Steal We've been here twenty you know, I've personally been
here twenty six years and we've never had that problem before.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
It's not like they're terribly expensive.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
No, No, if you want one.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Bat, we do try to buy the nicer ones made
in the USA.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Absolutely, definitely, absolutely absolutely, just you just keep your head
up and know that we've got eighty five hours behind you, miss,
and we'll get you a flag. Do you do you
have an new flag or do you need it replacement?
Speaker 7 (08:01):
I had a spare, so we were already got at flying.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, okay, Tess and I were going to make sure
that okay, yeah, we were going to set you up with
a brand new flag. So this morning, the flagpreciate, the
flag is flying at mid South.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Lumber Huh, yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Okay, you got one back up.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Love it aren't we Let me that wouldn't last long.
We got to have that flag, Lion, let.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Me know if anything develops. Me saying God, bless y'all,
thank you so much, appreciate you mid South Blumber. The
big shout out to Tendel Air Force Base this morning,
everybody working at the Navy Baseharas Guard.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
We love y'all this morning. I love you, love you.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
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It to win two hundred. That's the easy number to
remember when you hear that. Just make sure you remember
to hear the keyword at nine one to five.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Okay, flyway trip with the cash, go to the concert
two day music festival.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It is that all right.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I'm wondering how you ran across this story about cologne
for men that smells lack mayonnaise. Don't tell me, Brett Balts,
I mean, where did you your husband.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
It's been happening all this week.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
We just saw I think Gucci was putting out one
for adult cha whatever and Cabana was doing one for dogs.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Well, this is for.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Humans, but it's Helman's. Come on, Helman's Mayo has partnered
up with a QB. It's the Tennessee Titans quarterback Will Levis.
And if they're releasing Will Levis number eight, think of
like Chanelle number nine or whatever. I think they're doing
to play on that. But it is a fragrance based
on the smell of Hellman's Mayo, and women like it
(09:47):
or not, I.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Apparently he worked with both Hellman's and an unnamed perfume
company to develop it.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
And if you're wondering why how did all this come about?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
About about last summer, Will went viral because he was
in an interview and suggested that he squeezed helmets into
his coffee, and he even earned a lifetime supply of helmets.
He later clarified that he did not actually drink coffee
with mayo. He just thought it would be a funny
thing to say, but they ended up jumping on it.
Helmans did to make it a marketing viral stunt. But
it's the scent if you're wondering what it smells like.
(10:19):
Hints of tartlemon coffee, musk, vanilla, and a whisper of
parsley and something that they're calling quote mayonnaise, Accord mayonnaise.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
A lot of women like his cologne.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
But that being said, it's not just a stunt. For
the most part. You can buy it will Levis number
eight dot com. It's only eight.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Dollars a bottle.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Oh I'm sure, uh huh, but right.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Now it's sold out, but they say they're releasing it
in batches, so I guess keep checking back if you
want to smell like that.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
But are you gonna smell like you just ate a
Deli sandwich all the time?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I mean, I'm gonna wear mayonnaise cologne. Should I pair
that with my mustard body spray?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
And I just for sure and your catchup hair jel,
I'm there.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
You go, just keep it going.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Maybe I'll get the light mayonnaise so I won't smell fat.
You know, maybe there's several ways we can look at it.
Ninety two five w p a p. Good morning, Good morning,
Ein' five old, wake up, big County Walton Holmes Jackson.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I know I'm leaving out several here.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Liberty, there you go, jump in, Franklin, get them aff
there you go.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You've been here long enough.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I know I can't do it as quicker as fast
as you though. My brain isn't as quick at it.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You remember that you busted me earlier with a donkey
kad I did?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I'm mister mule over here, one old one. Now we
owe this.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Guy a h the round of applause every time he
walks in your big boys guy with not headline news,
by the way, brought to you by the all new
mayonnaise cologne from the NFL player.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
I forget his nine something Levis is Tim Levis.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I don't know cologne for men that smells like man.
I mean, that's really.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Well, it's Will Levis, it's the Titans quarterback.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
It's real. That's not a joke.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Who wants to smell like that when you're outside too long?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I don't know. I won't.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I don't smell like water burger and your wife just
licks your face and can you.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Leave the rapper in your car too long? And it
gets hot?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oho ar not headline news. Big Boys Got Go.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
This is not headline news. Today is National Financial Awareness Day,
or for those of us on radio, Vodka Awareness Day.
Starbucks has replaced its current CEO with Chipotle CEO Brian
Nicol after running Mexican food and coffee companies. His next
logical career move will be CEO of Sharman. A study
(12:41):
finds classical music treats depression and now you know why
the Chicago White Sox replaced take Me Out to the
Ballgame with Mozarte. Hey and Mel Gibson attended Vince Vaughan's
Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony, as did Gary Busey because
he was sleeping on a nearby bench.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
This news belable Helman's Mayonnaise for.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
Man introducing the latest fragrance from Helman's Mayonnaise, Salmonella experienced
the tantalizing blend of eggs, lemon, dijon, and garlics. Seevory
notes they will leave you feeling bold and sophisticated, nauseous
(13:27):
and cramped salon. This fragrance is sure to give you
the chills. Helman's Salmonella available now in the condiments isisle
of your local Cruises Store Everybody.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Morning on w p AP.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
And his now ex wife, Carlyle. They handed us our awards,
our top one.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I didn't think you would remember.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
I know that was one of the best moments of
my life.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Last time I've seen him though, the last time is
at the CMA is if we got to the war
just humbled to get it.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
But yeah, Carly, he's got a new lady he's been with.
I've seen them on Instagram, vacation and doing stuff together.
I don't know who she is.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
And Carly's moved on as well, so yeah, they're both the.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
She's doing well.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Taco Tuesday, we were talking about taco man.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I see, I am a beef guy. You guys tend
at your house. You tend to use more chicken, and
I love that. I love that too, But you guys
come up with so many unique recipes in different ways
to use chicken. How much chicken are you buying? Because
chicken is expensive, so.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
It's not really what we do. We call it.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I guess lazy meal prepping is what we'll We'll go
to Sam's and get their rotisserie chicken and it's like
four ninety eight, right, less than five bucks per chicken.
It's already cooked, it's already seasoned, and you can get
you know, four of those for twenty bucks. And then
what we do is we break them down, We pull
all the meat off, and we have a vacuum sealer
and a deep freeze, so we go. So we'll do
one pound portions, which is enough for you know, a meal,
(14:58):
like if we're gonna throw it, and then you can
just take it out thaws super quick and it's already cooked.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Then you can just throw it in like your chicken
pasta pasta.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
You can throw it in, you know, with some barbecue
sauce on it and do like barbecue.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
That is so smart. Here you are a husband and
wife with two young boys and they're growing, they eat,
and you can buy four rotisserie chickens whole chickens cheaper
then you can buy four whole raw chickens. Yeah not so,
I mean raw chicken. A whole raw chicken is so
(15:28):
expensive right now.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Price of chicken per pound is crazy. And then you
just got the ease of it too, you're not having
to cook it. And then another thing that we do
is all of the bones and stuff from that rotisserie chicken.
We'll throw that in a big stock pot and boil
those bones to get some bone broth and use that
to make, you know, some chicken bone broth. That's great
for you know, when you're sake or if you want
to make soups, or when we're making chili.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
We have that stock that's ready to go, so we
repurpose that as well.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I take the wrong day to skip brnklastag gas.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
It's hungry for some chicken.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
It's chicken. We're even going to see the Popeye's KFC
or we're going to.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
The It's been a while since I've had some KFC.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
It's been a while for me too. Popeyes Lyn havevens
where I hit it. Yeah, when I want you, I've had.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
I mean I've had Popeyes more recently than i've had KFC.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
But today maybe a KFC. We may go see the
Colonel to you last night though, well that's all right,
that's sorry.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
You know, you're right.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
If you had.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Tacos is way different in KFC. That's like a whole
entire difference genre.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You'all eat a lot of chicken, and if you haven't
grown feathers and laid an egg by now you're good.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
You're good, you're good.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
It's only about our time.
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