September 27, 2023 • 18 mins
Dr. Shane and Tess talk more about the rainy weather and the upcoming events this weekend. Plus Tess' 5 Random facts include some great bonus facts today.
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Yes, Are you listening to me? Are you listening to me? Are
you listening to me? I don'tknow. I'm not even listening. You're
not listening to what them study?You listen to me? Know what I'm
talking about? Listen to every word? Well, here we go six oh
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five, five minutes after the houron There's some Day, Wednesday, September,
the twenty seventh test. Connell isin the studio. I am I'm
right here. Are you excited?Are you excited? Not? Really?
This is always a fake excitement,right Why? Well, I'm just saying
at the beginning of the show,every day you cannot be this happy to
come to work every single day.Yes, I can. And people ask
(00:41):
us all the time how we getup and do this with this much enthusiasm
every day? And it's because it'sfun, Lucky. Yeah, it's absolutely
fun. I mean, we've gotKelsey Ballerini's Hole in the Bottle. We're
gonna play in just a few minutes. Y'all started early, aren't we?
Yeah? I think we are thatthat forecast. I do want to run
over here to Channel seven and seewhat's going on with Chris And you've got
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rained last nine to Cove and linHaven and everywhere else. Yeah, it's
also gonna be likely today with thebest rain chance, it's going to be
east less rainfall to the west highis gonna be around the mid eighties,
So it's going to decrease every daystarting tomorrow into the weekend, so we'll
have less humid air and sunnier skiesby the weekend. Those highs in the
mid to upper eighties, lows inthe sixties. You've got me with the
(01:23):
land less humid air. I'm lovingthat right there, Randy House or eight
five oh, let's go northwest fall. The fall lines are open to seven
six, nine, fourteen hundred toGuinness. Here comes all Randy. You
were raised on the last fall fromAin't never Hears to crul Very Wall the
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bound rivers fill food twice to tooand working home Orion the car's w PAP
test. I'm excited. I mean, we're into like what I call festival
season and we have so many giveaways, there's shows, there's things to do.
Tell me what we have is forus in the prize vault with WPAP.
What's going on here? But we'vegot some FSU home game tickets coming
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up, not so for October seventhand October fourteenth, those are both home
games, so you can put yourname in for both of those. And
then Travis Trit and Keny Wayne Shephardare coming to the Cascades Park Amphitheater and
Tallahassee and that's coming up I thinkOctober seventh, so not this weekend,
but next weekend. So sorry,nope, I'll cover thirteenth. My bad,
that's the thirteenth. But it's gonnabe a cool show. I love
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Travis Trip Kenny Wayne Shepard was myfirst concert. So if you want to
put your name in, just signup for all of those and you can
do it multiple times. You cando it every single day nine two five
WPAP dot com. So we're talkingabout football and Travis Tritt and that's all
on our website, all right.Then those are online contests, so that's
really cool. You can put yourname in every day. Got it?
Get signed up, y'all. Don'tlet us slip up on you and you
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not have a ticket. It's free. It's free. Doctor Shane and Tess
and wp AP Shane and Tess inthe morning, Welcome back to the show,
Doctor Shanny, Tess and WPAP.I do believe it's about that time.
Test. It's time for Tess's fiveRandom Facts on ninety two five PAP.
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Tess has been doing these for overforty years and we get so much,
so much information. I never knowwhat she's going to teach him.
Only thirty five years old. Circlebrought to you by Jerry Pie was Jerry
Pipos Electric. We love some JPDU. We're in into Jerry and his
lovely wife at Ka Hall's Deli lunchtime yesterday. Miss Doris, Oh,
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this is so sweet. They're allwonderful, Daryl, the whole crew and
your official home for those color generatorswho cannot stress that. Look those storms
they're more intense this day in time. Be prepared commercial and residential colord generators
from Jerry PIPA's Electric Number five.Jerry number five. Jim Jones remember him,
the cult leader that you know,the kool aid that pleased with cyanide
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And yeah, that was really sadsituation before but before he before he became
that cult leader and did that terriblething, he actually worked as a door
to door pet monkey salesman in Indiana. Now, how do you go door
to door selling pet monkeys, justjust telling me it was. It was.
It was in the Washington Post.They wrote an article about it,
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and I say, we would doa hell of a job. That's why
I did this one test. Youcould knock on the door and say they
look, this one looks like Shane. Look he's Keith's number four. Louis
Armstrong, not the guy that wentto the moon, the musician. Yeah,
he's the oldest person to have anumber one single on the Hot one
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hundred. He was almost sixty threewhen Hello Dolly hit number one on the
Billboard chart. That was May ofnineteen sixty four. Did you say Louie
Armstrong, not the astronaut. Youremember the astronaut's name, right, you
don't remember? Forgot the first name. Come on, Neil Arms Because I
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got Louie right in front of me. My brain wasn't computing the other armist.
Number three. Did you know thatno hurricane has ever crossed the equator?
That's weird. It's really rare.It's really rare that they actually even
form anywhere near the equator. Andthat's because of what they call the Coriolis
effect. That's what I was goingto say. I bet you it was
the Coriolis effect. It's the forcethat causes the air to swirl. So
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in the northern hemisphere hurricane spin counterclockwiseright, and in the southern hemisphere they
spin in a clockwise direction. Soto cross the equator they would have to
effectively have to reverse their direction andthat would just be wild, all right.
Christ Smith would lose his mind.Man, you stuck your spoon so
deep in that peanut butter. Ohmy goodness. Number two weird British Intelligence
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m I six, that's our formof the FBI. They want to do
the kind of crazy thing. Theyactually hacked an Alcada website. This was
back in twenty ten, and theyreplaced instructions on how to make a bomb
like a pipe bomb with a cupcakerecipe light shout of, blows up and
up. It's just gonna be sweeting. It's everywhere, Okay, recipe that's
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gonna way up to number one,I think so damn it. Number one.
The first soup was made from hippopotamus. And this was all the way
back at dates, all the wayback to six thousand BC. No,
yeah, first soup had to belike tomato soup. No, people didn't
need tomatoes. Back then, theythought that they were poisonous. Are you
kidding? That's why fun bonus factwhen people you see people throwing tomatoes at
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a performer, you know, backin the day, they actually were trying
to hit the performer in the mouthand poison them because their performance was so
bad. Because people thought that tomatoeswere poisonous. That's why you see liaking
cartoons them throwing the tomatoes and stufflike that. Oh, b day,
I know, and some bonus Ihad no clue. See what you get?
Tests five random facts Jerry Pipous Electricwp AP Understand and test in the
morning. There's always a better countrysong playing right here on wp AP.
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Alright, coming up on our websiteMonday, it's nine k a day,
so your chance to win that money, free money, It all comes right
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in for your chance to win thatcash. But you know there's lots of
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Free money. Free money, allright, not headline news. Don't
be thinking that this is like ahardcore break when it comes to news.
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That's not the case is. It'snow what we do here? No,
No, this is not headline news. Shakira has been charged with tax evasion
again. Her hips don't lie,but apparently her accountant does. Rolls Royce
is discontinuing gas powered vehicles from nowon. Their cars will run exclusively on
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the tears of the Poor Sheep.Increase wandered into a greenhouse and ate six
hundred pounds of marijuana plans. Theirreggae album drops next week. Tavis Kelsey's
ex girlfriend says he's a cheater.He denies it. I guess we'll find
out the truth when Taylor Swift's nextalbum. This is not Headline News.
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Right Radio's blast and song Cool TreeSoul, Crank it Up, Crank it
Up, Doctor Shane and Tess inthe Morning. On ninety two five,
wp AP Panama City is number onefor New Country WPAP Welcome back and Happy
National Morning Show Host Day. Let'sget the party started. The thing today
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is National Morning Show Host Day.Yes, it is is National Morning show
host Good morning, Good morning toyou too, Europe. Earlier there weird
that way. Real host is onetough job. It's a separate world for
freaks. They have completely gone offthe deep end. Yes, happy morning
show host day. Here's your hostcompletely here we go, And with that,
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I would like to salute you witha sip of black coffee. Dear,
all right, here we go.That was our morning toast. Pretty
good. Huh. Toast to you, sir, toast to you, ma'am.
All right, tell me about thiswoman here on a fla in Florida
that you said she borrowed an alligator. I mean, stupid, but happens
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Florida story for you. Basically,it's a woman who names Madison, and
she allegedly used to work at aplace called Kroc Encounters in Tampa. When
you say alleged, like, wedon't know if she did or not.
She doesn't work there anymore, butshe still had keys apparently, so she
did. She sneaks inside and againshe doesn't work there anymore. She stuck
inside with the keys that she stillhad, and she told officials that she
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was borrowing the alligator for a photoshoot that she was doing for her birthday.
You can't just go get a gator. We're not sure what that entailed,
but obviously involved the alligator. I'mprobably alcohol, Probably the owner of
Kroc Encounter says that she did nothave permission to take the alligator. But
I guess they're not pressing charges fortheft or trespassing. But still so,
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basically, she left the bathtub orthe alligator in a bathtub in a hotel
where she was I guess having herbirthday party. So you can't just have
an alligator in a bathtub. No, you can't. Permits in place and
things that are put there not justfor your safety, but for the animals
safety and the safety of the publicaround you. It sounds like a pretty
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bad day for the alliator. Allthey have to do is be fed one
time or see something like that happeningone time, and they're gonna be drawn
to people from here on out.That's just the way they work. He
said it was a bad day forthe alligator, but nothing happened, did
it to the alligator? No,the alligator is fine. So, like
I said, they're not pressing chargesof the people who own the Crock Encounters
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place. But she was issued anotice to appear in court for possession of
the animal, so we don't knowwhat charges she's facing. It. Wow,
was her I'd get him made intoa get him made into a purse
I found I found a picture ofthe alligator in the bathtub, and the
bathtub looks disgusting, by the way, but it looks like, yeah,
that little ring around the Yeah,it looks like it was about two feet
long. It wasn't very big.Yeah, it was a little one.
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You know, when you've got tohave that picture, when it's got to
be right. Maybe I need mea gator, but I want to see
where she's posting these. She's goingto be up on the ASIAM. I'm
not gonna stand next to anybody witha crocodile. A gator you know where
they got it from. To makesure this wasn't procured illegally. Reward yourself
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for getting up early, idea DoctorShane and Test in the morning Country Music
Mornings, Phantom of Cities Country Stationw PAP. Welcome back to our little
show, and about a seventy percentchance of rain today, Hauntest a little
bit, but it's gonna be keepdecreasing throughout the weekend to a nice weekend.
Hopefully there you go, nice weekend. I wish this this lady in
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nice weekend. I don't know ifshe'll be in a better mood by the
time Friday rolls around. But thiswoman actually filmed herself bending over a hotel
bathroom sink and she's runsing her mouthbecause she's brought her teeth. Now,
that doesn't sound weird. If shewas brushing her teeth with with what you
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usually brush your teeth with. Whatwas she brushing her teeth with? What
do you brush your teeth? Toothbrush? And what do you put on
the toothbrush? Toothpaste? She didn'tgrab the toothpaste, she grabbed something else
by a mistake. Oh was mymorning going? I just wanted to bush
white teeth, not toothpaste. Ijust brush my teeth with this for hemroids.
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This is the toothpaste. I justbrush my teeth with south I put
on it hemorrroid creane. She justbrushed her teeth with hemroid crane. Grab
her on tooth I mean, canyou imagine? And then she's gonna be
her mask, gonna be like aswimming It's gonna be like you ever had
a green for simmon her manage beinglike this and be talking like this,
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I'm joy long. That's a littlegross. Can you imagine? Makes me
think of when the babies were indiapers. I had that decetin cream,
and you know how thick that descetincream is, But it comes in a
tube, just like a tube oftoothpaste. Makes me think it would be
awful to grab that instead, justthinking of all the things you could possibly
grab in your bathroom instead of toyou and all those babies have all kind
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of you know, the butt cream. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
What have you got that all overyour tooth? That'd be so hard
to get on. Then you walkaround just like her, going and morning
yawn. I hope her day getsbetter. Yeah, I reward yourself for
getting up early. Idea Doctor Shaneand Tess in the morning country musing mornings.
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A Taylor Swift fan, Yes,we know the ultimate, but I
would not go this far. Soapparently the New York Jets fans are having
trouble buying tickets to their home gamethis coming up weekend because Taylor Swift fans
are buying up all the tickets.Why are Taylor Swift bass right? Yeah,
yeah, Travis Travis, Because yeah, the Chiefs are playing at New
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York Jets this Sunday, and thefootball fans can't get tickets because Taylor Swift
fans are buying the tickets hoping toget a glimpse of Taylor. You know,
she's going to be watching Travis atthe game with Travis and Travis's mom
up in the suite watching that gameat the Chief's Arrowhead Stadium. So they're
thinking she might be at the nextgame, which is at the New York
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Jets, and the football fans can'tget tickets never and I would never buy
tickets to a football game hoping tojust glimpse at Taylor, like I'll go
to the concert. That's why they'rebuying tickets, not for the game,
exactly, what to catch Taylor Swiftsitting up there on the stand exactly.
Never mind, wildest dreams would thinkthat Taylor Swift and the NFL universe or
whatever would collide in this way.And you know, those tickets are not
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cheap to the NFL, I meanthey're they're not so anywhere the Chiefs are
playing this upcoming season, Taylor Swiftfans are trying to buy tickets to the
football games. That's wild, isn'tit wild? I just think this is
it's fun to watch his drama playout because well, you're a you're a
you're a SWIFTI I am, butthat level. I'm not gonna go down
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to Tampa over to Jacksonville when theChiefs are playing over there to try to
see Taylor. Oh no, butyou will stay on hole for eight hours
to get tickets. I mean,and you did. You are a massive,
massive fan. It's just you know, in a virtual waiting room on
my computer. No, it doesn'tmake any difference. You were waiting to
see this. It was so worthit. Here next thing, you know,
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you watch next thing. You knowyou'll be at the NFL next week.
You watch Yes in the morning,Panama City's country station WPAP, welcome
back. Can I brang on mylittle wife just a little bit? Oh
sure? What's that? Last night? Into the kitchen she goes and she
(15:48):
put her foot in it. Ohmy goodness. Taco Tuesday. It was
awesome homemade tacos. And I knowthey're easy to make, but she does
something with the flavoring of that beefwhen she cooks it. And what we
found you do soft shells are hardsales for the kids and from the family.
When you do tacos both it dependson the day, but usually soft
soft is a little bit easier forthem because the hard shells break apart and
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they got little hands. So Iusually make it kind of like a casada,
but I put the meat and cheeseand beans in there. We gotta
we got all this. The doritossales next level. Have you tried them?
I have not. It's like ayou won't just eat one. I
mean it's a big, big deritos, you know, not too cheese chip
and it is so so good.Cheete are together some Spanish rice last night,
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homemade tacos with extra cheese. AndI found this salta that I want
to make sure that you and yourhusband Brett try. But it's called,
of all things, it's called Catfive. Cat five. You can remember
that. I think we can allremember that down here. But it's called
Cat five. Saltsa. It's nothot, get the medium, but man,
what a good saltsa. Whether you'redoing chipolta at the field, the
stuff that you eat all the time, what's that? Yeah? But I'm
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a saltsa guy. And our pecantesauce if you if you're s I love
pecante. Grew up on pecantis.But you gotta try. It's made right
here in Florida. Metatos potatoes,Homemate sauce. So they have three different
flavors. I think there's like ared, yellow, and a green bottle.
Get the green bottle of Metao Potatos. They have it at all the
grocery stores. It's my favorite.Right now, I wonder what part of
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Florida that's made in. Don't gogo. I'm gonna check it. Don't
go go. She's looking it upright now, Tessapedia. If you ask
her, she's gonna find out.Still, we'll find out. What's it
called Metaos Matatos. Now I'm hungry. I know now I'm hungry. So
sorry, Potato's gourmet salsa. That'sit, Gormet sauce. You find it.
That's all right. Don you findit yet? So I'm on their
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homepage. We probably didn't spell itright, because you know me, I
can't spell. I got it.I got about potatoes. Potao's story.
There is writing up the state ofFlorida. My bad, Dallas, Texas.
That's what I thought. That's exactlywhat I was. I wasn't gonna
call you out on the show,but that's what I thought. I thought
it was Dallas, my bad Sorry, flor order make some good sauce and
I'll brag on you
Yes, Are you listening to me? Are you listening to me? Are
you listening to me? I don'tknow. I'm not even listening. You're
not listening to what them study?You listen to me? Know what I'm
talking about? Listen to every word? Well, here we go six oh
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five, five minutes after the houron There's some Day, Wednesday, September,
the twenty seventh test. Connell isin the studio. I am I'm
right here. Are you excited?Are you excited? Not? Really?
This is always a fake excitement,right Why? Well, I'm just saying
at the beginning of the show,every day you cannot be this happy to
come to work every single day.Yes, I can. And people ask
(00:41):
us all the time how we getup and do this with this much enthusiasm
every day? And it's because it'sfun, Lucky. Yeah, it's absolutely
fun. I mean, we've gotKelsey Ballerini's Hole in the Bottle. We're
gonna play in just a few minutes. Y'all started early, aren't we?
Yeah? I think we are thatthat forecast. I do want to run
over here to Channel seven and seewhat's going on with Chris And you've got
(01:02):
rained last nine to Cove and linHaven and everywhere else. Yeah, it's
also gonna be likely today with thebest rain chance, it's going to be
east less rainfall to the west highis gonna be around the mid eighties,
So it's going to decrease every daystarting tomorrow into the weekend, so we'll
have less humid air and sunnier skiesby the weekend. Those highs in the
mid to upper eighties, lows inthe sixties. You've got me with the
(01:23):
land less humid air. I'm lovingthat right there, Randy House or eight
five oh, let's go northwest fall. The fall lines are open to seven
six, nine, fourteen hundred toGuinness. Here comes all Randy. You
were raised on the last fall fromAin't never Hears to crul Very Wall the
(01:46):
bound rivers fill food twice to tooand working home Orion the car's w PAP
test. I'm excited. I mean, we're into like what I call festival
season and we have so many giveaways, there's shows, there's things to do.
Tell me what we have is forus in the prize vault with WPAP.
What's going on here? But we'vegot some FSU home game tickets coming
(02:07):
up, not so for October seventhand October fourteenth, those are both home
games, so you can put yourname in for both of those. And
then Travis Trit and Keny Wayne Shephardare coming to the Cascades Park Amphitheater and
Tallahassee and that's coming up I thinkOctober seventh, so not this weekend,
but next weekend. So sorry,nope, I'll cover thirteenth. My bad,
that's the thirteenth. But it's gonnabe a cool show. I love
(02:28):
Travis Trip Kenny Wayne Shepard was myfirst concert. So if you want to
put your name in, just signup for all of those and you can
do it multiple times. You cando it every single day nine two five
WPAP dot com. So we're talkingabout football and Travis Tritt and that's all
on our website, all right.Then those are online contests, so that's
really cool. You can put yourname in every day. Got it?
Get signed up, y'all. Don'tlet us slip up on you and you
(02:49):
not have a ticket. It's free. It's free. Doctor Shane and Tess
and wp AP Shane and Tess inthe morning, Welcome back to the show,
Doctor Shanny, Tess and WPAP.I do believe it's about that time.
Test. It's time for Tess's fiveRandom Facts on ninety two five PAP.
(03:10):
Tess has been doing these for overforty years and we get so much,
so much information. I never knowwhat she's going to teach him.
Only thirty five years old. Circlebrought to you by Jerry Pie was Jerry
Pipos Electric. We love some JPDU. We're in into Jerry and his
lovely wife at Ka Hall's Deli lunchtime yesterday. Miss Doris, Oh,
(03:30):
this is so sweet. They're allwonderful, Daryl, the whole crew and
your official home for those color generatorswho cannot stress that. Look those storms
they're more intense this day in time. Be prepared commercial and residential colord generators
from Jerry PIPA's Electric Number five.Jerry number five. Jim Jones remember him,
the cult leader that you know,the kool aid that pleased with cyanide
(03:52):
And yeah, that was really sadsituation before but before he before he became
that cult leader and did that terriblething, he actually worked as a door
to door pet monkey salesman in Indiana. Now, how do you go door
to door selling pet monkeys, justjust telling me it was. It was.
It was in the Washington Post.They wrote an article about it,
(04:14):
and I say, we would doa hell of a job. That's why
I did this one test. Youcould knock on the door and say they
look, this one looks like Shane. Look he's Keith's number four. Louis
Armstrong, not the guy that wentto the moon, the musician. Yeah,
he's the oldest person to have anumber one single on the Hot one
(04:36):
hundred. He was almost sixty threewhen Hello Dolly hit number one on the
Billboard chart. That was May ofnineteen sixty four. Did you say Louie
Armstrong, not the astronaut. Youremember the astronaut's name, right, you
don't remember? Forgot the first name. Come on, Neil Arms Because I
(04:58):
got Louie right in front of me. My brain wasn't computing the other armist.
Number three. Did you know thatno hurricane has ever crossed the equator?
That's weird. It's really rare.It's really rare that they actually even
form anywhere near the equator. Andthat's because of what they call the Coriolis
effect. That's what I was goingto say. I bet you it was
the Coriolis effect. It's the forcethat causes the air to swirl. So
(05:18):
in the northern hemisphere hurricane spin counterclockwiseright, and in the southern hemisphere they
spin in a clockwise direction. Soto cross the equator they would have to
effectively have to reverse their direction andthat would just be wild, all right.
Christ Smith would lose his mind.Man, you stuck your spoon so
deep in that peanut butter. Ohmy goodness. Number two weird British Intelligence
(05:43):
m I six, that's our formof the FBI. They want to do
the kind of crazy thing. Theyactually hacked an Alcada website. This was
back in twenty ten, and theyreplaced instructions on how to make a bomb
like a pipe bomb with a cupcakerecipe light shout of, blows up and
up. It's just gonna be sweeting. It's everywhere, Okay, recipe that's
(06:03):
gonna way up to number one,I think so damn it. Number one.
The first soup was made from hippopotamus. And this was all the way
back at dates, all the wayback to six thousand BC. No,
yeah, first soup had to belike tomato soup. No, people didn't
need tomatoes. Back then, theythought that they were poisonous. Are you
kidding? That's why fun bonus factwhen people you see people throwing tomatoes at
(06:27):
a performer, you know, backin the day, they actually were trying
to hit the performer in the mouthand poison them because their performance was so
bad. Because people thought that tomatoeswere poisonous. That's why you see liaking
cartoons them throwing the tomatoes and stufflike that. Oh, b day,
I know, and some bonus Ihad no clue. See what you get?
Tests five random facts Jerry Pipous Electricwp AP Understand and test in the
morning. There's always a better countrysong playing right here on wp AP.
(06:58):
Alright, coming up on our websiteMonday, it's nine k a day,
so your chance to win that money, free money, It all comes right
back Monday morning. You're gonna heara keyword and you got to enter it
in for your chance to win thatcash. But you know there's lots of
chances, so the more you enterthe keyword, the more chances you have.
Free money. Free money, allright, not headline news. Don't
be thinking that this is like ahardcore break when it comes to news.
(07:19):
That's not the case is. It'snow what we do here? No,
No, this is not headline news. Shakira has been charged with tax evasion
again. Her hips don't lie,but apparently her accountant does. Rolls Royce
is discontinuing gas powered vehicles from nowon. Their cars will run exclusively on
(07:39):
the tears of the Poor Sheep.Increase wandered into a greenhouse and ate six
hundred pounds of marijuana plans. Theirreggae album drops next week. Tavis Kelsey's
ex girlfriend says he's a cheater.He denies it. I guess we'll find
out the truth when Taylor Swift's nextalbum. This is not Headline News.
(08:03):
Right Radio's blast and song Cool TreeSoul, Crank it Up, Crank it
Up, Doctor Shane and Tess inthe Morning. On ninety two five,
wp AP Panama City is number onefor New Country WPAP Welcome back and Happy
National Morning Show Host Day. Let'sget the party started. The thing today
(08:26):
is National Morning Show Host Day.Yes, it is is National Morning show
host Good morning, Good morning toyou too, Europe. Earlier there weird
that way. Real host is onetough job. It's a separate world for
freaks. They have completely gone offthe deep end. Yes, happy morning
show host day. Here's your hostcompletely here we go, And with that,
(08:52):
I would like to salute you witha sip of black coffee. Dear,
all right, here we go.That was our morning toast. Pretty
good. Huh. Toast to you, sir, toast to you, ma'am.
All right, tell me about thiswoman here on a fla in Florida
that you said she borrowed an alligator. I mean, stupid, but happens
(09:13):
Florida story for you. Basically,it's a woman who names Madison, and
she allegedly used to work at aplace called Kroc Encounters in Tampa. When
you say alleged, like, wedon't know if she did or not.
She doesn't work there anymore, butshe still had keys apparently, so she
did. She sneaks inside and againshe doesn't work there anymore. She stuck
inside with the keys that she stillhad, and she told officials that she
(09:35):
was borrowing the alligator for a photoshoot that she was doing for her birthday.
You can't just go get a gator. We're not sure what that entailed,
but obviously involved the alligator. I'mprobably alcohol, Probably the owner of
Kroc Encounter says that she did nothave permission to take the alligator. But
I guess they're not pressing charges fortheft or trespassing. But still so,
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basically, she left the bathtub orthe alligator in a bathtub in a hotel
where she was I guess having herbirthday party. So you can't just have
an alligator in a bathtub. No, you can't. Permits in place and
things that are put there not justfor your safety, but for the animals
safety and the safety of the publicaround you. It sounds like a pretty
(10:16):
bad day for the alliator. Allthey have to do is be fed one
time or see something like that happeningone time, and they're gonna be drawn
to people from here on out.That's just the way they work. He
said it was a bad day forthe alligator, but nothing happened, did
it to the alligator? No,the alligator is fine. So, like
I said, they're not pressing chargesof the people who own the Crock Encounters
(10:37):
place. But she was issued anotice to appear in court for possession of
the animal, so we don't knowwhat charges she's facing. It. Wow,
was her I'd get him made intoa get him made into a purse
I found I found a picture ofthe alligator in the bathtub, and the
bathtub looks disgusting, by the way, but it looks like, yeah,
that little ring around the Yeah,it looks like it was about two feet
long. It wasn't very big.Yeah, it was a little one.
(11:01):
You know, when you've got tohave that picture, when it's got to
be right. Maybe I need mea gator, but I want to see
where she's posting these. She's goingto be up on the ASIAM. I'm
not gonna stand next to anybody witha crocodile. A gator you know where
they got it from. To makesure this wasn't procured illegally. Reward yourself
(11:22):
for getting up early, idea DoctorShane and Test in the morning Country Music
Mornings, Phantom of Cities Country Stationw PAP. Welcome back to our little
show, and about a seventy percentchance of rain today, Hauntest a little
bit, but it's gonna be keepdecreasing throughout the weekend to a nice weekend.
Hopefully there you go, nice weekend. I wish this this lady in
(11:46):
nice weekend. I don't know ifshe'll be in a better mood by the
time Friday rolls around. But thiswoman actually filmed herself bending over a hotel
bathroom sink and she's runsing her mouthbecause she's brought her teeth. Now,
that doesn't sound weird. If shewas brushing her teeth with with what you
(12:07):
usually brush your teeth with. Whatwas she brushing her teeth with? What
do you brush your teeth? Toothbrush? And what do you put on
the toothbrush? Toothpaste? She didn'tgrab the toothpaste, she grabbed something else
by a mistake. Oh was mymorning going? I just wanted to bush
white teeth, not toothpaste. Ijust brush my teeth with this for hemroids.
(12:33):
This is the toothpaste. I justbrush my teeth with south I put
on it hemorrroid creane. She justbrushed her teeth with hemroid crane. Grab
her on tooth I mean, canyou imagine? And then she's gonna be
her mask, gonna be like aswimming It's gonna be like you ever had
a green for simmon her manage beinglike this and be talking like this,
(12:54):
I'm joy long. That's a littlegross. Can you imagine? Makes me
think of when the babies were indiapers. I had that decetin cream,
and you know how thick that descetincream is, But it comes in a
tube, just like a tube oftoothpaste. Makes me think it would be
awful to grab that instead, justthinking of all the things you could possibly
grab in your bathroom instead of toyou and all those babies have all kind
(13:15):
of you know, the butt cream. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
What have you got that all overyour tooth? That'd be so hard
to get on. Then you walkaround just like her, going and morning
yawn. I hope her day getsbetter. Yeah, I reward yourself for
getting up early. Idea Doctor Shaneand Tess in the morning country musing mornings.
(13:37):
A Taylor Swift fan, Yes,we know the ultimate, but I
would not go this far. Soapparently the New York Jets fans are having
trouble buying tickets to their home gamethis coming up weekend because Taylor Swift fans
are buying up all the tickets.Why are Taylor Swift bass right? Yeah,
yeah, Travis Travis, Because yeah, the Chiefs are playing at New
(14:01):
York Jets this Sunday, and thefootball fans can't get tickets because Taylor Swift
fans are buying the tickets hoping toget a glimpse of Taylor. You know,
she's going to be watching Travis atthe game with Travis and Travis's mom
up in the suite watching that gameat the Chief's Arrowhead Stadium. So they're
thinking she might be at the nextgame, which is at the New York
(14:22):
Jets, and the football fans can'tget tickets never and I would never buy
tickets to a football game hoping tojust glimpse at Taylor, like I'll go
to the concert. That's why they'rebuying tickets, not for the game,
exactly, what to catch Taylor Swiftsitting up there on the stand exactly.
Never mind, wildest dreams would thinkthat Taylor Swift and the NFL universe or
whatever would collide in this way.And you know, those tickets are not
(14:45):
cheap to the NFL, I meanthey're they're not so anywhere the Chiefs are
playing this upcoming season, Taylor Swiftfans are trying to buy tickets to the
football games. That's wild, isn'tit wild? I just think this is
it's fun to watch his drama playout because well, you're a you're a
you're a SWIFTI I am, butthat level. I'm not gonna go down
(15:05):
to Tampa over to Jacksonville when theChiefs are playing over there to try to
see Taylor. Oh no, butyou will stay on hole for eight hours
to get tickets. I mean,and you did. You are a massive,
massive fan. It's just you know, in a virtual waiting room on
my computer. No, it doesn'tmake any difference. You were waiting to
see this. It was so worthit. Here next thing, you know,
(15:26):
you watch next thing. You knowyou'll be at the NFL next week.
You watch Yes in the morning,Panama City's country station WPAP, welcome
back. Can I brang on mylittle wife just a little bit? Oh
sure? What's that? Last night? Into the kitchen she goes and she
(15:48):
put her foot in it. Ohmy goodness. Taco Tuesday. It was
awesome homemade tacos. And I knowthey're easy to make, but she does
something with the flavoring of that beefwhen she cooks it. And what we
found you do soft shells are hardsales for the kids and from the family.
When you do tacos both it dependson the day, but usually soft
soft is a little bit easier forthem because the hard shells break apart and
(16:11):
they got little hands. So Iusually make it kind of like a casada,
but I put the meat and cheeseand beans in there. We gotta
we got all this. The doritossales next level. Have you tried them?
I have not. It's like ayou won't just eat one. I
mean it's a big, big deritos, you know, not too cheese chip
and it is so so good.Cheete are together some Spanish rice last night,
(16:33):
homemade tacos with extra cheese. AndI found this salta that I want
to make sure that you and yourhusband Brett try. But it's called,
of all things, it's called Catfive. Cat five. You can remember
that. I think we can allremember that down here. But it's called
Cat five. Saltsa. It's nothot, get the medium, but man,
what a good saltsa. Whether you'redoing chipolta at the field, the
stuff that you eat all the time, what's that? Yeah? But I'm
(16:57):
a saltsa guy. And our pecantesauce if you if you're s I love
pecante. Grew up on pecantis.But you gotta try. It's made right
here in Florida. Metatos potatoes,Homemate sauce. So they have three different
flavors. I think there's like ared, yellow, and a green bottle.
Get the green bottle of Metao Potatos. They have it at all the
grocery stores. It's my favorite.Right now, I wonder what part of
(17:18):
Florida that's made in. Don't gogo. I'm gonna check it. Don't
go go. She's looking it upright now, Tessapedia. If you ask
her, she's gonna find out.Still, we'll find out. What's it
called Metaos Matatos. Now I'm hungry. I know now I'm hungry. So
sorry, Potato's gourmet salsa. That'sit, Gormet sauce. You find it.
That's all right. Don you findit yet? So I'm on their
(17:41):
homepage. We probably didn't spell itright, because you know me, I
can't spell. I got it.I got about potatoes. Potao's story.
There is writing up the state ofFlorida. My bad, Dallas, Texas.
That's what I thought. That's exactlywhat I was. I wasn't gonna
call you out on the show,but that's what I thought. I thought
it was Dallas, my bad Sorry, flor order make some good sauce and
I'll brag on you
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