August 6, 2025 • 52 mins
Welcome back to another exciting episode of 'Drama Darling with Amy Phillips'. Join us as we dive into a fresh week with plenty of drama from 'Below Deck Down Under'. Amy took a relaxing beach day but she's back to chat with Emily Dorezas (@emdorezas) about the latest antics on the yacht. From Captain Kerry's smooth handling of a chaotic charter guest scenario, to all cuff jokes you can imagine, we cover it all. What's up with Helen's beach antics and Kyle's awkward moments with guests? And what about Chef Anthony's eight-course tasting menu—will he pull it off? Catch all this and more, including a sneak peek into Amy's upcoming interview with sleep medicine doctor Dr. Sam Kashani. Tune in for all the juicy details and plenty of laughs!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Drama Darling, Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hello and welcome in everybody. Welcome back to Drama Darling.
It's a fresh week, kicking it off with below Deck
down and that, and I hope all of you feel
like you've had a rested weekend. I know I heave.
I took the d Orf yesterday and went to the beach.
I had my own beach day and we flew a kite,
(00:42):
if you will, and that was great. Okay, I'll stop
the Captain Carrie Shenanigans and I'll welcome in Emily Theresa's hillo.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Hello, welcome. I'm not fly a kite. I'm not going
to do that. Amy Well, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
To go tell you to fly a kite, all right,
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I am so glad that I am. I was away
as well, but I made it back in time with
this charter.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Thank goodness. Yes, you missed last week. It was one
hell of a charter. It still continues and we have
more to discuss. So again, you guys, If oh I
have something to tell you, I have an apology to make. Okay,
So last week the ads got me and they got
you guys, and I apologize I caught it twenty four
(01:30):
hours too late. And the automatic programmatic hah, dramatic, systematic. Okay,
those ads popped in when I turned them off, and
then I must not have pressed save before I published
the episode, and they popped in and they scattered, they
(01:52):
scattered all about that episode, and darlings, I just want
to say thank you for your patients, because some of
you messaged me immediately and said, hey, those ads are
popping and I know you don't like it, and I
know it's not your fault, even though it is, UH,
do something about it. So I did not your choice.
Oh it's I didn't never select it. I didn't choose it.
(02:14):
What it does is like it's a default. So if
something happens that is a manual, you know, human error,
which happens sometimes, it defaults to all those ads. So
I'm so sorry that it's not normal. I will be extra,
super duper careful. I thought I had it under control,
but I clearly didn't. So my apologies. And anyway, carrying on.
(02:37):
We've got below dick down on that to discuss carrying on,
Captain carrying on, that's right. Whenever things go wrong for me,
Captain Jason always reminds me.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Whatever you do is going to have hurdles.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
There's a captain for every lesson.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
There really is, Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
They Well, they'll all write their own books and have
Oh but they could do a collab of lessons from
your captain.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
They could come to conventions across the nation.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Ted talks. Yeah, I can go to a captain Ted talk.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah. Be your own leader, Let me be your leader,
Have anyone be your leader. Be a leader, let's all
be leaders.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Swaying across the stage. And your caprice with the head mic.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, yeah, just like amazing slides that she can go through.
Click into the next one. Click, she's in control of them.
Next slide. Ooh that's me.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Click.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Love this thing. Love my clicker. Oh I miss I
miss her. I miss her. But you know what, but
we have this amazing charter to talk about. So let's
get into it. Let's get into it. I'm sorry. I
sounded like a freakin TikToker, and I apologize and I
that's not me. That's just not who I am. That's
(04:15):
not me. That's not who I am.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
There's a real blending of like meme terms coming in
at all angles. And I'm not ready for it. And
one of them is pulling you for a chat in
my below deck. I don't want it and I don't
need it.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Thank you. I heard it too, Emily, and may we
give it a little forgiveness only on this season because
Slaine is from Love Island, so it's almost like, yeah,
but she's not the one who said it.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I know Rainbow has said it twice. It's how she
communicates with people, and I need her to not do
that on below Deck, especially when we had a villa.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I think that Rainbow thinks she's on Love Island. I
think she thinks she's cleaning Love Island. That's all she
wants to do on Love Island.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Actually pulling you for a chat is from like Bachelor Nation,
right in the Bachelorette.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Right, Yeah, that's true. Okay, that is true.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I mean it's been around for a minute, but I
need my below Deck to be like not in that.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
World, influenced in that way. I agree. You know, I
think we leave them, you know, just kind of in
their own zeitgeist, if you will, different rules for different shows.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Well, by the way, so we had mentioned when before
we had left off, you were very excited about the
villa because you feel like all below decks should have
a cast trip, much like Real Housewives, And so did
it meet or exceed your expectations?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Emily, it exceeded my expectations in terms of how much
I wanted that because a night crew night out where
they just get blotto is not enough. It's not enough
for me to see them out on a crew night
out and then like fall face first into the hot tub.
I kind of need to see the vibe at lunch
(06:13):
and breakfast, and I want to see them in their
own world. I know, like they don't all live together,
but I want to see that. I need a girls trip.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You need a girls trip the guys with the guys absolutely,
or a guy's trip with the girls, you know. I
mean that's like for.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
For Bravo's sake, they kind of need it too, because
like the cast is non functional by the time they
return to the boat, and so it makes the drama
extra insane.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, because the.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Cast doesn't sleep or hydrate the entire trip away and
then they show up to the boat and the drama
is fresh. Yeah, we wouldn't have gotten here without that
because so much everyone speaking Lisa Barlow. If you didn't watch,
(07:06):
then you're just gonna have to catch up. Sorry, Lisa,
I can't help you with that.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
No, no, Lisa, no you watch it. I don't have
the time. Okay, So we are Wow, I can't. I
still can't get over Kelly trying to pick up that
pearl tablescape and throw it. Okay, So we now picked
up with.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
After Democrats, Democrats, Democrats, banana vote and Captain Carey being
like we can't allow an exit point, and then him,
as we said last week, bread crumbing Kelly into her room.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
With you know, little bottles of alcohol and being like, yeah,
go on, follow the alcohol, get in there, pull.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Me for a chat. Let's pull me for a Chat's.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I'm getting pulled by you? And then they go in
there and he just shuts the door. It's like that's
what I did do a fly the other day in
my house, you know what I mean? Like, that's how
this is how this charter guess was treated, and unfortunately
it was of her own doing. And I co sign
how they handled that. I didn't have a problem with it.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I can't believe that that went as smooth as it did.
Because I don't like they're all saying this has never
happened to them, the crew, and for captain to know
exactly how to get her in that room and slam it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
just you and me. We're just gonna go talk this out. Yeah,
I'll follow you. Where are you going? You're going over that?
Why don't you sit at the chair by the other
(08:35):
side of the door, yep, slam.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Oh my gosh. So then she leaves. Obviously, the police come,
they believe, and they take off the boat. And the
guy who is just hates her didn't want her to
come on the trip. I can't remember his name. I
everybody confused on this charter. I'm enjoying it too much
(09:02):
to remember their names. It's happening too fast. But the
guy that was like, I never wanted this broad here.
And then he told Kelly, like, get off the boat,
sleep it off him.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah right, he was. I really liked him. And then Helen,
who is the.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Lead, the lead, yes, the lead, yes, the lead deck
guest she might lead, yeah, she's the guest boson. She's like,
I'll take one for the team. I'll go with them,
because as they have to have someone go with her,
It's like, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
And then I love that.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Kelly was like getting in the boat and Jess was like,
oh no, pants, she doesn't have many paths. Pants, get
her some Capris quick. And then Kelly was like, where's
in my bag? And then the guy goes on your shoulder,
please take her, and then her parting words being like,
(09:58):
you're not allowed to have fun.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I just wanted to go on the banana boat. That's
all I wanted to do. That's all I wanted to do.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
And then the piece de resistance of her calling Captain Carrie.
I believe Captain Carrie a pussy several times as she was,
you know, going out into the ocean into the sunset, Bravo.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Calling the FBI. MM, yeah, good for her, Bravo investigators.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
What do you think she is doing right now? Like
is she in rehab? Because I know that the next
day when Helen came back and was like, I'm sorry, yeah, yes, Helen, Helen. Helen.
Helen came back and she said, yeah, I think she's
going to be going to therapy now or something along
(10:46):
those lines. I don't know. I'd love to see way.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I mean, maybe after she watches the episode. But I'm
saying that operates in a lot of denial.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
That's why wondering where is she today after this week's episode,
And she's.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Probably getting a call from Brandy Glanville, Bethany, there's probably
Leah McSweeney and they're all like, hey, girl.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Did they do this to you? Join our join our club?
Will we see Kelly on Intervention?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Well, I would love Intervention to come back, and means
I know it's been gone for years, but special edition
you never know? Am I erotic fan fiction Intervention that
I've been writing for years?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Wow, get on that, Emily. Let's Kelly.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
We love you bunches. As Jeff and Vondren would say,
what Jeff and Vondra in one of the Intervention coaches.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Oh my gosh, thank you. See I don't know Sandy
there was a Sandy Gosh. You and Janie are such
hardcore in Hervention watchers like you retain episode information, meaning
like the names of certain people. Obviously, the coaches and
therapists very impressed by this knowledge. Emily. Yes, I have
(12:14):
a pitch for you. Let's pretend you're a Bravo exec. Okay, hmm, okay.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Bring them in here, make sure that drunk? What do
we got?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
All right? Hello, thank you so much Bravo executives for
taking my pitch today.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
All right, I need to get hoisted and you.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Your cigar smoke is going in my head, my face here. Okay,
So here's my pitch. People who are on Bravo shows
that are that have an addiction or problem in terms
of you know, drug or alcohol related substances, and it
shows up and manifests itself in the actual Bravo shows
(12:53):
like say, for example, vander Pump Rules the Valley Below Deck.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Do it for a hundred since we knocked the place
in operas off the network.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
But what if we took it a step further?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Listening, Hey, I'm listening. Is it a step challenge? We
don't do sports around here.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yes, it is not that. What you do is you
take people from those shows and then you put them
all together in an intervention house.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
We call it drunk. Fuckal get doctor Drew on the phone.
We're gonna fix these idiots.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Great, so is it a deal?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Get come in here. Wait, shit drunk?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
But wait, wasn't their show already like this actually with
doctor Joe? Oh yes, celebrity, Oh god, bless it. All
that time was wasted of me pitching a great idea
that's already been done. I forgot about it. No wonder
it was such a great idea, it wasn't mine.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I watched Celebrity Intervention,
and as much as I loved the idea, it was
weird to watch. I don't love the show. I felt
like there was something off about it.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
And they're probably not going for the right reasons. They're
probably going to get more money so they can get right.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Well, they don't have a choice, you know what I mean, Like,
this is it. This is their choice, and it's like
a two for one, and like in terms of being relevant,
and it just it just it felt weird to me.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, it feels most shows feel weird.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Well, true, it was just why it's weird that I
was weirded out. I would love to hear somebody's take
that is like, no, no, no, this is how you
have to approach it. It was a good thing or
something like that. I just I just couldn't get there.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, but I hear it probably.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Helped one person, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Doctor Drew. So we're back on the boat. We're seeing
little things and we see Selene, that's like, and you
take my baby break, baby break, and Rainbow's just sweating
profusely everywhere she goes. Anybody gonna, how can can you?
Can you please come over here?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Selene?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Okay, I guess I finished. Baby break is something else.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
But the thing is, had we not had our little
mini villa vacation, we would have still been allowing for this. Yeah,
got where we needed to go, and now everybody's kind
of over it.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, they really they sped up the drama by stopping
in at a villa for a couple of days. And
that's what I liked.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
To bet it up, and it kind of and like
kind of reverse or like took a different path I
don't like. Yeah, it sped up and went a different
way that I think it would not have necessarily gone.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Sped it up, rebbed it up, reversed it, you know. Yeah,
so we got Cowboy Night.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Is that a wrap song from.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah? Oh no, the girls slap it up, rub it down?
Oh no, slap it up, yeah, slap it up, rub
it down.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Oh no, the girl is going to yes.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yes, the girl is going to do yeah and devot. Yes, Yes,
there was one of bell biv or Devot wasn't one
of their wives on one of the housewives for a
hot second.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh that's a great question. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Okay, we'll leave that. We'll leave that right there in
the field for anyone to pick it up. Flag will
stay there throughout the entire game. Alrighty, So we've got
Cowboy Night, and we also have in the meantime, Barbara
and Jess are super awkward around you. That's bubbling beneath
the surface. And and at some point Selene says something
(17:06):
to Jess about like Barbara, I mean, asking her if
she likes Barbara too. But the way she says it
is she adds a lot of extra ars and ars
and bs in that, and she's like, hell, you like
a Babel. It's kind of amazing.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Selene went from like I am way open everybody like
you're crazy if you are not open, we are just
gonna be so free to like you like one other person.
I'm in full shutdown mode.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Right it was like not I was like, is she
crying right now? Wait, she's not crying. Is she crying?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I don't know. I'm gonna say she wanted to cry
and couldn't get.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
There right kind of last went through it. But she's
her eyes were getting a little French watery.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Oh nice, a French water mist came across her eye. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. I mean I go I always go
back to one, which is she was madly in love
with that Dylan guy, which is insane to me. So
I don't understand her on many levels. Remember Dylan the
(18:24):
Balki boat hand he was, yes, yeah that. Remember She's
she always talks about the love that got her way,
and it's that guy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I think that that's how she talks about everything, you know,
Like is the croissant that she didn't get that morning
that somebody else took. She's like, oh, was the most important,
most beautiful, and that was not mine. I usually get
what they wanted, and they did not get it. That
croissant shows someone else, And I don't know if I
will survive smile cry smile, cry smile cry. She just
(18:58):
I couldn't figure it out. But she was like, I
think I'll fail if she chooses, if she like this
doesn't work out, I will feel like I failed. I
think there's a little bit of a communication breakdown. I
don't think she meant that.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I agree with that.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yes, I agree. The charter guest says to Helen, it's
not your fault. Would tell your crazy ass white trash
friend that she needs to go home and you come back.
That's what he told her on the phone. And then
dinner happens and Frankie and then he's like, do you
have a girlfriend, and that one goofy guy says, Oh,
(19:34):
you're allergic to them because they break out in cuffs.
They always have these jokes.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well that was on the previous charter, don't you remember
the guy said I can't drink because they break out
in cuffs on the last That's right.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
It did sound familiar. Boy, they love a joke about
hand because which huff's joke? Yeah, listen, I mean, I
don't blame them because they obviously been in more situations
than this one where somebody's left in cuffs, so they're
very familiar with jokes.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
To them, these are actual, they're not. They're being dead serious,
dead ass.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
They're so dead ass with their cuff jokes. But meanwhile,
they probably like have notes app open to like all
the cuff jokes that they start writing down, like, oh,
we just came up with another cuff joke. Let me
let me jot it down. Can't wait to do one
on the phone.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
We got we got another joke for Lynn's cuffs. Oh
that's really what this is. Lynn is paying these people
to go on and just drop cuffs references.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
It's just a brilliant planet remarketing her brand. Just associate
it with like people who are train wrecks. And then boom,
it puts your eyes right on the cuffs and you think,
wait a minute, I like that. Maybe a bracelet would
do fine.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Bring them in with the bar real low, you're wasted
your handcuffs like, but then when they see a Lind cuff,
the bar goes hi.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
That's right. It's what happens when they get out of
jail or wherever they are and they're greeted instead with
flowers with a Lind cuff and they say, hey, baby,
welcome back from jail. I got you this. Don't worry.
You'll never be in cuffs again except for this Linn
cart and cuff.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I love it. Lynn. If you're listening, I mean, of.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Course she's listening. She has a Google alert for cuffs.
You know what I'm saying, like she'll catch it in
about four days and she'll listen. Also, one of the
things that I thought was hilarious in that same moment
is like I think it was Michelle that was like,
the best part of my day is when I take
my bra off, but tick my bra off and put
(22:01):
my cuff on.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
My boob cuffs the best part of my day.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Ah, where it's Fraser, I got to tick my boob
cuffs off. I need to be floated. Wait what in
the age?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Hold on, We're going to take a break and then
we're going to come back and talk about the floating boobs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.
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below deck down on that with Emily Derezi's. Now can
we please talk about the beach picnic beach day. So
(27:48):
Helen on the beach is like, yo, I don't like
tan lines. We's Fraser and He's like, I don't like
tan lines either. Would you like to remove your bikini
and hund it to me? Thank you, mother, Thanks you,
Mommy loves you. And then she just goes nuts. And
so what is that all about? Because Richard, her husband,
(28:09):
is just sleeping under like a coconut tree.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I mean, this is what they do because she made
this is my theory, allegedly. Oh yes, but she does
say she made a reverence to like pool boys, but
yatties are better or something that way, and so I'm like, oh,
this is this is their thing. That's what I think.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Okay, because once water is involved, Richard is just going
to go right to sleep.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I mean I didn't even realize that they were married
until it said that on this screen, and even then
I was not totally sure, you know what I mean,
Like they didn't like hang out. There wasn't like anything
before that that I thought, So, I don't.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Know, Yeah, Helen's like, yeah, I'm just gonna leave my
friend back at the hotel to sleep it off. Meanwhile,
I'll jump back on board and be on my best
behavior this time. I'll only take my top off. So
like everyone seems to be, you know, looking at her,
(29:14):
and Kyle being like, I mean meaning the crew is
like what is going on? What is happening? And Fraser
is there too. I wonder if at any point Fraser
could have said, like Kyle, come here. I mean, I
don't know if they thought it was that inappropriate at
that point.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
What do you think like that, I didn't get the
feeling that they thought. I think they all were like whoa,
that's weird. But I don't feel like I don't think
any of them thought it was like something that they should.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Stop right, like that it was crossing the line.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Right or that they in my mind, I mean, I
can say whatever. I don't know what I think. What
I would have done in that moment is try to
get Kyle out of this situation because I would think
Kyle wouldn't want to be in this situation.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yes, absolutely, but in the grand scheme of things on
these charters, that's not that unusual to be with a
charter guest doing something inappropriate based on what the charter
guest is asking of the crew, right, which always makes
it uncomfortable as viewers because you're like, that is so inappropriate.
(30:29):
I can't believe they do this, you know.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, it's just weird because it's like I would I
guess I felt more weird for Kyle.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
What's he supposed to do? And like you would want
your coworker to have your back in that way, like
what you're saying, Hey, we need some help over here.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah, I mean, like, think about it, the way that
Helen was acting towards everyone, Like when she came back
and she was like kissing Captain Carrie and hugging him,
and I'm thinking, you know, people don't really like that
when you just act like you know them and then
you're coming onto them like that. I mean, it would
(31:13):
be you know, rolls reversed if a man did that
to a woman coming onto the boat like that, I mean,
it would be really awful to watch, and it's extremely bad.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
But if Jimmy or Jamie was like, hey, Rainbow took
my pants off, now, cradle me, right.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I mean totally cradle me. Yeah, I completely agree. It's
so strange. Okay. So meanwhile, Interior, Barbara and Selaine are
having a thing, and so Barbara is kind of like
(31:54):
getting upset at Selaine to come up because the guests
are coming back and there's a sense of urgency there.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Well, we there's ever a sense of urgency whistline.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I'll tell you what. Oh my gosh, I mean, I
understand she was really struggling with that vacuum, Like I
get it. You know, that looked like she was really
in the weeds with that vacuum. Okay, I mean I've
been there. When you've got those attachments and you're trying
to roll it and it's not and you've got it
can be a mess. It was a bad time for
(32:25):
her to be called up quickly, so I give her
a little bit of a break on that. But at
the same time, if she heard the announcement as well
that the guests were on their way back, it wasn't
the first time when Barbara went on her radio and
said where are you?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
So?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Where are you?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Like, let's go No, I I am with you and
I and the thing is like, I think it was
kind of passive aggressive because I think she wanted to
she wanted to be not found so that she could
talk about how she was struggling with the vacuum. Like
I think she wanted there to be like, oh, what
was wrong? Why do you respecd Like she wanted to
(33:04):
have this moment of like I was finally working, right.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
It was she actually it was the time she was
finally working. It just was the worst timing ever for
her to start, which was when she needed to get
up on the deck. And then meanwhile she saw She's like,
I don't know. I kiss the vacuum and now the
vacuum is looking at you and I don't know what
I'm going to do because I will fail. And I
feel feelings for this. I've never been with a vacuum before,
(33:32):
but I feel like it might be light for me.
You know, get up here.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
The second that that vacuum wants to be with her,
she will be gone. She will leave it in the hallway.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, wait till Kyle finds out about the vacuum, it's
gonna knock him back.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
He's so bizarre that he's that into her. I don't
get that she doesn't want to be with him.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
I was gonna say that, well, I mean it could
be part of that, but I mean, what's so bizarre
about him wanting to be into her? She's so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I mean I'm saying that, I yes, attracted to her, sure,
but he's having like meltdown. And so they were into
like this long relationship and and she betrayed him on
some deep level.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, I see what you mean. Yes, off, well, he
must have gotten his ego really shattered, and that's what
it may be. Like, You're right, maybe he's just trying
to not bouncing back because he's never been in that situation.
I don't know he's been.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
I mean, like in terms of like the I don't
get like he was even with Barbie. He wasn't like
this and they were kind of like a thing.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
It's it's it's not it's it's giving me some concern. Hmm,
that he's rebounding with a guest.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Rebounding with a guess, Oh my gosh, what happened Lisa
watched the episode. Lisa Barlow, you are not allowed to
join our recaps anymore because you just simply don't know
what's going on. It happened.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
We tell you what episodes are watching, you don't seem
to watch them.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
You're not doing the work and showing up. I mean,
you are showing up, but you're not doing the work.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
That's what happened, Lisa.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
You didn't do the work, but I showed up. I
showed up. I'm showing up. Can I pull you? Lisa?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
We said we weren't going to say that. What happened?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Oh my gosh. You know the Housewives, They're going to
start saying, can I pull you?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I don't want it.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
You're gonna get it whether you like it or not.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
We've had a little bit of it in the Housewives,
and I don't like it. Save it for our You
can say it in Love Hotel. I'll allow it.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Yeah, you can stay it on Love Hotel. Okay. So
now we're in the crew mass. So Jess goes to
Barbara and she's like, I heard you on the radio,
and then Barbara's like and then she just like wisps away.
(36:14):
It was just a really weird moment.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Yeah it was, but I get it. Barbara was so
used and whether or not, like I just get it
because they were actually friends and like she leaned in
on what Jess was saying. Yeah, and it was just
for show. And now I have our time trusting Jess
after that in a friendship way.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
For sure. Absolutely, And I do appreciate that Jess knows
what she did wrong. You know, she's pretty much saying
in her confessional like I screwed this up. My choices
have screwed this up, and I've lost her as a friend.
So now Barbara and Jess are, you know, obviously having trouble.
And then Jess and Slaine. Jess goes up to her
in the krouma and it's like, you have to be careful.
(37:02):
I don't want you to get off this boat. I
heard you and Barbara. And then Selene, I don't know
again if it's like a translation thing, but all of
a sudden she's like, maybe I pil fit when we
don't talk. I was like, wow, that was a hard left,
Like what went wrong?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
I just thought, and then Jess was like yep, and
or it just was like offended and walked out, which
I was like, I miss something.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah that was okay, thank you. I was so confused.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah, I was like, this is the time we're taking
everything serious, Like, okay, if it was I think they
must have cut something out.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
They must have, because honestly, that went from zero to
five not ten, like really fast. And we didn't just ten,
no tens, no tens. There, let's take it down. We
got Jess, you know, Selene, and then yeah, Jess walks around,
walks away, and she's like, oh my god, girls are
(37:56):
so complicated. And then then she is talking her confessional,
waxing poetic about Barbara, like what you see is what
you get, you know, I you know, maybe I like
girls who are driven, and you know Selene is not.
And now I'm confused because the second that Selene turns
(38:17):
her head on Jess, she goes to Barbara.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
And also then Jess also said that she's been in
this situation before, and I'm like, oahkay, well then maybe
it's you, Jess.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
See, let's look in word. Okay, you're in the interior. Now,
let's look into your interior, all right, looking for this? Yes,
who was it? Which one of the gals the charter guests,
was like, I want to be a yachtie. I think
this is totally for me.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
That's I think Jen Niffer, Okay, sure, maybe.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
She's like, where do I put in my application? And
I mean captain Captain Carrie just being like you're going
to sleep in a small room. It's this big. Hey, Yeah,
I'm fine with it.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I would have been like, I mean, are you gonna
somehow split? You know, you gotta split a fifty thousand
dollars tip among everybody?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
And that sounds like it was made for me.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
I just want to say I would. I would keep
like upping then and then the worst part is like,
you get a hundred thousand dollars tip and I have
to split it with everybody? Go back? How much were
we gonna dip? Yeah, no, we gotta tip one hundred
thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I just heard him say that. Meanwhile, I'm definitely gonna
be working on this ship.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
And there I was.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
In my linen curtain cuffs working below deck. Was she
the same one that was like.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
My daughter put my Louis on top of the toilet
and it fell in. Oh, I says, so I says, oh, well,
you want something Louie when I die, Were you gonna
get the one that's cupping in piece? Like you are
a real class act, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Really raising him right, huh? Raising him right? Good for you.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, that's the one I believe.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Okay, we're not. Which one has the red lipstick that
got everywhere.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Inside the inner rim of the toilet? That was the one.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
I was like, oh, what, well, she was throwing up, yeah,
but it was like on the back and like I
don't even understand.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Maybe she had red lipstick on her other set lips.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
No, but even that, It's like she had to lift
the toilet seat up. But now I'm thinking she must
have had it. She must have been throwing up, had
it on her hand. But then it even the inside
where all the you know, like that's my.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Gosh, really breaking it down, you know, really takes to
another level, like to visualize, because I wasn't really gonna
think about how it got there.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Now you know what.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
My daughter was on the.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
Ship and she put my red tom Ford lipstick right
on the top of the toilet and it fell in.
So I said, so, I says, you bought my tom
Ford Chanelle makeup?
Speaker 2 (41:18):
When I die? You can get all the makeup, this
coping and piece.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Now, let me grab this toilet like I'm gonna rip
it out of the wall while I puke. That's probably
what happened. Lipstick on her thumb, Yeah, but like actually
hold it. Oh, the cushions everything. I was like, eh,
that's awful, but okay, it was the inside of the
toilet where like you.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Would just never be as you know, I just you
just wouldn't be there.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Listen, she better not commit a crime because she will
be found out immediately real quick, you know what I mean. Yes,
gonna get those cups and not the lind curtain ones,
not the good ones.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
They're gonna be finding that lipstick for two more charters.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yeah, and how do you get red lipstick out of
upholstery like that? I mean, that is tough.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
They'll find a way, like not box gone laundry. Well,
what was that thing that happened charter or two ago
with all the blood? They got that out?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Oh yeah, that's right, that was impressive. But you know what,
blood doesn't have that wax though.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
That's tough.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Maybe it's dawn like to get the you know, like
it cuts the grease or whatever that could be. It
All right, let's try it now.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
I'm gonna go put my mouth on something with my
red lipstick that sounded weird.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Gonna reenact all the lipstick marks, including the toilet, and.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yeah, like and subscribe to watch the video. Join Tier
two drama Mamas and Papa's over on patreon dot com
slash drama Darling. Uh yeah. So then the guests, Oh
my gosh, a couple of the gals are sleeping on
the deck, just passed out like wags figures, and Richard
(43:19):
is like, you want a rose, you want a mimosa
he's having He's like, hold on, let me get let
me pull up my notes up and do some cuff jokes.
You want me to put you with some cuffs.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
There was also that guy just sleeping on the floor
in the middle of the day, having like on his
like nap time, like his preschool mat Matt, just right
there in the living room.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
You know what. It reminded me, you know, and I'm
sorry if this is offensive to nature lovers, but I
don't mean to offend sea lions. But they did remind
me of that, you know. Just we're crashing out, we're
on the rocks, yes, or what are the bigger what
(44:05):
are the bigger sea lions? It's the.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Walrus walrus, but the sea lions, I I know exactly,
I know what you mean, the big whiskers. Are you
talking about the things up up in like the North North?
Speaker 2 (44:22):
No, like I'm talking like Arctic walruses that just like
will just lay flat anywhere. I think that's what I'm
thinking of. I don't know either way. Some sort of
oiled up mammals beech creature that gorgeous falls asleep on
(44:45):
rocks at any time of the day.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Yes, that was that, And I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
I'm not not apologizing to the charter guests to compare
them to that. I'm apologizing to the mammals.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
To the gorgeous sea creatures, not the gorgeous charter guess.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Yes, that's right. No, I did love these charter guests.
They made for one hell of an episode, you know what.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
I would take them any day over the charter one
or two ago, where they were just mean for no reason.
I would take these guys who were just drunk on
a different planet than clean and.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Drunk, even with the one being taken off the charter.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, because everybody agreed. They everybody was on board with
the crew with that decision, whereas that other literally, that
other group was so mean and they're like, you.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Know, yeah, you're right. Yeah, at least they're fun. Yeah,
but then some are taking their tops up. You know.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
It's a real crap shoot. I don't know. It's six
and one half dozen of the other Right, what do
you think about the eight course tasting menu? Is Chef
Anthony gonna pull this out? I'm I think he will.
Based on all of the dramatic music and the setup
to this, I think he's gonna kill it. What do
you think?
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Yeah? For sure?
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Hm, I agree. Well, I'm excited to see that Captain
is going to be at dinner. And the last time
this happened, Captain was at dinner, and this is when Jill.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Zarn was there.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It was a bad eight course
tasting menu. I'm sorry, you fired, you fired, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, Captain Cary, I don't like it. I don't
like it.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
That was his like tenth screw up of that season.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Oh right, Also, and that was like eight different screw
ups for an eight.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
And it was like serving people allergy foods, and it
was there was some big mistakes.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm allergic to to chef Anthony. Get
him off the box and here he is again, Bobby.
I'm allergic to Bobby. She keeps popping up. I'm not
allergic to linker cuffs. I'm sorry, I want one, all right?
(47:07):
Is there anything else that we missed?
Speaker 1 (47:10):
I think I think we got it. I mean, because
we're going to get another we get another week of
this charter.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Thank god, we've got more.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
There's more Kyle and Helen to come.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yes, there is with the cliffhanger of did you slight?
But did chat a geese?
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Mm hmmm? Was it a joke? Because I do there's
that question of if it was a joke or.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Not coming to was it a was it a hall hall?
Was it a whole hall? Or was it no, I'll
broke the rules and I'm getting fired? Which one?
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Was it? Coil? It is going to I h man.
Is he going to get fired? Yes?
Speaker 2 (47:57):
But did he didn't sleep with her? I don't think
he did.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Look, if that's the only way I think he should
get fire. You should get fired for anything we've seen
so far so far, he's been putting, he's been put
in a weird situation at work. Right now, let's see
what else, because I don't want to say like he
was totally great, but I seeing how I think I
said this before when we thought it was Kelly that
(48:28):
he hooked up with, who's now not Now we know
it's Helen.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
The right, So I want to stand by the ship
and goes up with ke Kelly in the hotel where
she is.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Then he should get a promotion. Can we promote him?
But I do think that seeing how much these guests
are drinking and Kyle really should just be there, should
be it should be so clear to not do one
thing because it's a usual liability.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
M h. Yeah, I wouldn't think he'd be that stupid.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
I would, and that's I totally would. Okay, I mean
he's because he keeps justifying his behavior and blaming Solon
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Solan's gonna be like I made out with Helene and
Jennifer and Kelly. So I don't know what to do
when well, goodness, I don't know, or just don't be
mad at me, but I have his philios. Fair is
this women's mercy?
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Leave me alone? To the chat that you put before Kyle,
I managed to make out with Jessica, Barbara.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Helen, Kelly, Kerry, the engineer you never see.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Asia, just all of them, all the great chest.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Oh yeah, I'm not. I'm not. I mean, he's fine.
I'm not gonna be bummed if he goes, but I will.
I will feel bad if he is put in a
situation he couldn't like he was just like, uh like that.
That's why I kind of want to wait and see
what happens.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Well, I don't want to wait and see. I'm gonna
We're gonna solve it right here, right now. Okay, all right, guys,
we'll take this offline. Do these galls remind you of
like the entire cast of Mob Wives, because to me, okay, great,
that's why, and that is.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
What they are going for. They are going to be
very flattered to know that that is how married.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
It's like big Ange, like five big Anges cloned. Yes,
it's amazing, Big an Jarmy, Big and Jeremy at sea.
Well all right, everybody go get the big and Navy.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
They're the big ach Navy, big and Nation.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
What happened. All right, Hey, tonight, I'm actually interviewing my
sleep medicine doctor, doctor Sam Kashani, and so I'm very excited.
I'm going to be posting that interview tomorrow, so you
guys look for that here. It's going to be a
super duper fascinating. I actually posted something on my Instagram
(51:25):
Meet nam Me Phillips and Drama Darling Show that asks
you what questions you want to ask about your sleep
and things of that like that. You can still post,
there's still time and then if you know, if you post,
maybe I'll get to one of your questions. Should be fascinating.
Do you have any questions? Emily?
Speaker 1 (51:47):
What sea creature does he think Big Ange Number two
looks like when she's passed out on the sun deck?
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Perfect? I love it, all right, everybody, Thanks for listening.
Head on over to patreon dot com slash Drama Darling
for more recaps. You can follow m Dreesis over on
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Speaker 1 (52:11):
The Drama Darling Show. I know I haven't been here,
so yeah, one knows about this.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
I've Instagram, I've been plugging it
Drama Darling, Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hello and welcome in everybody. Welcome back to Drama Darling.
It's a fresh week, kicking it off with below Deck
down and that, and I hope all of you feel
like you've had a rested weekend. I know I heave.
I took the d Orf yesterday and went to the beach.
I had my own beach day and we flew a kite,
(00:42):
if you will, and that was great. Okay, I'll stop
the Captain Carrie Shenanigans and I'll welcome in Emily Theresa's hillo.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Hello, welcome. I'm not fly a kite. I'm not going
to do that. Amy Well, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
To go tell you to fly a kite, all right,
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I am so glad that I am. I was away
as well, but I made it back in time with
this charter.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Thank goodness. Yes, you missed last week. It was one
hell of a charter. It still continues and we have
more to discuss. So again, you guys, If oh I
have something to tell you, I have an apology to make. Okay,
So last week the ads got me and they got
you guys, and I apologize I caught it twenty four
(01:30):
hours too late. And the automatic programmatic hah, dramatic, systematic. Okay,
those ads popped in when I turned them off, and
then I must not have pressed save before I published
the episode, and they popped in and they scattered, they
(01:52):
scattered all about that episode, and darlings, I just want
to say thank you for your patients, because some of
you messaged me immediately and said, hey, those ads are
popping and I know you don't like it, and I
know it's not your fault, even though it is, UH,
do something about it. So I did not your choice.
Oh it's I didn't never select it. I didn't choose it.
(02:14):
What it does is like it's a default. So if
something happens that is a manual, you know, human error,
which happens sometimes, it defaults to all those ads. So
I'm so sorry that it's not normal. I will be extra,
super duper careful. I thought I had it under control,
but I clearly didn't. So my apologies. And anyway, carrying on.
(02:37):
We've got below dick down on that to discuss carrying on,
Captain carrying on, that's right. Whenever things go wrong for me,
Captain Jason always reminds me.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Whatever you do is going to have hurdles.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
There's a captain for every lesson.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
There really is, Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
They Well, they'll all write their own books and have
Oh but they could do a collab of lessons from
your captain.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
They could come to conventions across the nation.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Ted talks. Yeah, I can go to a captain Ted talk.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah. Be your own leader, Let me be your leader,
Have anyone be your leader. Be a leader, let's all
be leaders.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Swaying across the stage. And your caprice with the head mic.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, yeah, just like amazing slides that she can go through.
Click into the next one. Click, she's in control of them.
Next slide. Ooh that's me.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Click.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Love this thing. Love my clicker. Oh I miss I
miss her. I miss her. But you know what, but
we have this amazing charter to talk about. So let's
get into it. Let's get into it. I'm sorry. I
sounded like a freakin TikToker, and I apologize and I
that's not me. That's just not who I am. That's
(04:15):
not me. That's not who I am.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
There's a real blending of like meme terms coming in
at all angles. And I'm not ready for it. And
one of them is pulling you for a chat in
my below deck. I don't want it and I don't
need it.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Thank you. I heard it too, Emily, and may we
give it a little forgiveness only on this season because
Slaine is from Love Island, so it's almost like, yeah,
but she's not the one who said it.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I know Rainbow has said it twice. It's how she
communicates with people, and I need her to not do
that on below Deck, especially when we had a villa.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I think that Rainbow thinks she's on Love Island. I
think she thinks she's cleaning Love Island. That's all she
wants to do on Love Island.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Actually pulling you for a chat is from like Bachelor Nation,
right in the Bachelorette.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Right, Yeah, that's true. Okay, that is true.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I mean it's been around for a minute, but I
need my below Deck to be like not in that.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
World, influenced in that way. I agree. You know, I
think we leave them, you know, just kind of in
their own zeitgeist, if you will, different rules for different shows.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Well, by the way, so we had mentioned when before
we had left off, you were very excited about the
villa because you feel like all below decks should have
a cast trip, much like Real Housewives, And so did
it meet or exceed your expectations?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Emily, it exceeded my expectations in terms of how much
I wanted that because a night crew night out where
they just get blotto is not enough. It's not enough
for me to see them out on a crew night
out and then like fall face first into the hot tub.
I kind of need to see the vibe at lunch
(06:13):
and breakfast, and I want to see them in their
own world. I know, like they don't all live together,
but I want to see that. I need a girls trip.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You need a girls trip the guys with the guys absolutely,
or a guy's trip with the girls, you know. I
mean that's like for.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
For Bravo's sake, they kind of need it too, because
like the cast is non functional by the time they
return to the boat, and so it makes the drama
extra insane.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, because the.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Cast doesn't sleep or hydrate the entire trip away and
then they show up to the boat and the drama
is fresh. Yeah, we wouldn't have gotten here without that
because so much everyone speaking Lisa Barlow. If you didn't watch,
(07:06):
then you're just gonna have to catch up. Sorry, Lisa,
I can't help you with that.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
No, no, Lisa, no you watch it. I don't have
the time. Okay, So we are Wow, I can't. I
still can't get over Kelly trying to pick up that
pearl tablescape and throw it. Okay, So we now picked
up with.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
After Democrats, Democrats, Democrats, banana vote and Captain Carey being
like we can't allow an exit point, and then him,
as we said last week, bread crumbing Kelly into her room.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
With you know, little bottles of alcohol and being like, yeah,
go on, follow the alcohol, get in there, pull.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Me for a chat. Let's pull me for a Chat's.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I'm getting pulled by you? And then they go in
there and he just shuts the door. It's like that's
what I did do a fly the other day in
my house, you know what I mean? Like, that's how
this is how this charter guess was treated, and unfortunately
it was of her own doing. And I co sign
how they handled that. I didn't have a problem with it.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I can't believe that that went as smooth as it did.
Because I don't like they're all saying this has never
happened to them, the crew, and for captain to know
exactly how to get her in that room and slam it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
just you and me. We're just gonna go talk this out. Yeah,
I'll follow you. Where are you going? You're going over that?
Why don't you sit at the chair by the other
(08:35):
side of the door, yep, slam.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Oh my gosh. So then she leaves. Obviously, the police come,
they believe, and they take off the boat. And the
guy who is just hates her didn't want her to
come on the trip. I can't remember his name. I
everybody confused on this charter. I'm enjoying it too much
(09:02):
to remember their names. It's happening too fast. But the
guy that was like, I never wanted this broad here.
And then he told Kelly, like, get off the boat,
sleep it off him.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah right, he was. I really liked him. And then Helen,
who is the.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Lead, the lead, yes, the lead, yes, the lead deck
guest she might lead, yeah, she's the guest boson. She's like,
I'll take one for the team. I'll go with them,
because as they have to have someone go with her,
It's like, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
And then I love that.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Kelly was like getting in the boat and Jess was like,
oh no, pants, she doesn't have many paths. Pants, get
her some Capris quick. And then Kelly was like, where's
in my bag? And then the guy goes on your shoulder,
please take her, and then her parting words being like,
(09:58):
you're not allowed to have fun.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I just wanted to go on the banana boat. That's
all I wanted to do. That's all I wanted to do.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
And then the piece de resistance of her calling Captain Carrie.
I believe Captain Carrie a pussy several times as she was,
you know, going out into the ocean into the sunset, Bravo.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Calling the FBI. MM, yeah, good for her, Bravo investigators.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
What do you think she is doing right now? Like
is she in rehab? Because I know that the next
day when Helen came back and was like, I'm sorry, yeah, yes, Helen, Helen. Helen.
Helen came back and she said, yeah, I think she's
going to be going to therapy now or something along
(10:46):
those lines. I don't know. I'd love to see way.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I mean, maybe after she watches the episode. But I'm
saying that operates in a lot of denial.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
That's why wondering where is she today after this week's episode,
And she's.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Probably getting a call from Brandy Glanville, Bethany, there's probably
Leah McSweeney and they're all like, hey, girl.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Did they do this to you? Join our join our club?
Will we see Kelly on Intervention?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Well, I would love Intervention to come back, and means
I know it's been gone for years, but special edition
you never know? Am I erotic fan fiction Intervention that
I've been writing for years?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Wow, get on that, Emily. Let's Kelly.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
We love you bunches. As Jeff and Vondren would say,
what Jeff and Vondra in one of the Intervention coaches.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Oh my gosh, thank you. See I don't know Sandy
there was a Sandy Gosh. You and Janie are such
hardcore in Hervention watchers like you retain episode information, meaning
like the names of certain people. Obviously, the coaches and
therapists very impressed by this knowledge. Emily. Yes, I have
(12:14):
a pitch for you. Let's pretend you're a Bravo exec. Okay, hmm, okay.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Bring them in here, make sure that drunk? What do
we got?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
All right? Hello, thank you so much Bravo executives for
taking my pitch today.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
All right, I need to get hoisted and you.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Your cigar smoke is going in my head, my face here. Okay,
So here's my pitch. People who are on Bravo shows
that are that have an addiction or problem in terms
of you know, drug or alcohol related substances, and it
shows up and manifests itself in the actual Bravo shows
(12:53):
like say, for example, vander Pump Rules the Valley Below Deck.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Do it for a hundred since we knocked the place
in operas off the network.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
But what if we took it a step further?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Listening, Hey, I'm listening. Is it a step challenge? We
don't do sports around here.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yes, it is not that. What you do is you
take people from those shows and then you put them
all together in an intervention house.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
We call it drunk. Fuckal get doctor Drew on the phone.
We're gonna fix these idiots.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Great, so is it a deal?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Get come in here. Wait, shit drunk?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
But wait, wasn't their show already like this actually with
doctor Joe? Oh yes, celebrity, Oh god, bless it. All
that time was wasted of me pitching a great idea
that's already been done. I forgot about it. No wonder
it was such a great idea, it wasn't mine.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I watched Celebrity Intervention,
and as much as I loved the idea, it was
weird to watch. I don't love the show. I felt
like there was something off about it.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
And they're probably not going for the right reasons. They're
probably going to get more money so they can get right.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Well, they don't have a choice, you know what I mean, Like,
this is it. This is their choice, and it's like
a two for one, and like in terms of being relevant,
and it just it just it felt weird to me.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, it feels most shows feel weird.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Well, true, it was just why it's weird that I
was weirded out. I would love to hear somebody's take
that is like, no, no, no, this is how you
have to approach it. It was a good thing or
something like that. I just I just couldn't get there.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, but I hear it probably.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Helped one person, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Doctor Drew. So we're back on the boat. We're seeing
little things and we see Selene, that's like, and you
take my baby break, baby break, and Rainbow's just sweating
profusely everywhere she goes. Anybody gonna, how can can you?
Can you please come over here?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Selene?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Okay, I guess I finished. Baby break is something else.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
But the thing is, had we not had our little
mini villa vacation, we would have still been allowing for this. Yeah,
got where we needed to go, and now everybody's kind
of over it.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, they really they sped up the drama by stopping
in at a villa for a couple of days. And
that's what I liked.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
To bet it up, and it kind of and like
kind of reverse or like took a different path I
don't like. Yeah, it sped up and went a different
way that I think it would not have necessarily gone.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Sped it up, rebbed it up, reversed it, you know. Yeah,
so we got Cowboy Night.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Is that a wrap song from.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah? Oh no, the girls slap it up, rub it down?
Oh no, slap it up, yeah, slap it up, rub
it down.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Oh no, the girl is going to yes.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yes, the girl is going to do yeah and devot. Yes, Yes,
there was one of bell biv or Devot wasn't one
of their wives on one of the housewives for a
hot second.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh that's a great question. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Okay, we'll leave that. We'll leave that right there in
the field for anyone to pick it up. Flag will
stay there throughout the entire game. Alrighty, So we've got
Cowboy Night, and we also have in the meantime, Barbara
and Jess are super awkward around you. That's bubbling beneath
the surface. And and at some point Selene says something
(17:06):
to Jess about like Barbara, I mean, asking her if
she likes Barbara too. But the way she says it
is she adds a lot of extra ars and ars
and bs in that, and she's like, hell, you like
a Babel. It's kind of amazing.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Selene went from like I am way open everybody like
you're crazy if you are not open, we are just
gonna be so free to like you like one other person.
I'm in full shutdown mode.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Right it was like not I was like, is she
crying right now? Wait, she's not crying. Is she crying?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I don't know. I'm gonna say she wanted to cry
and couldn't get.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
There right kind of last went through it. But she's
her eyes were getting a little French watery.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Oh nice, a French water mist came across her eye. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. I mean I go I always go
back to one, which is she was madly in love
with that Dylan guy, which is insane to me. So
I don't understand her on many levels. Remember Dylan the
(18:24):
Balki boat hand he was, yes, yeah that. Remember She's
she always talks about the love that got her way,
and it's that guy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I think that that's how she talks about everything, you know,
Like is the croissant that she didn't get that morning
that somebody else took. She's like, oh, was the most important,
most beautiful, and that was not mine. I usually get
what they wanted, and they did not get it. That
croissant shows someone else, And I don't know if I
will survive smile cry smile, cry smile cry. She just
(18:58):
I couldn't figure it out. But she was like, I
think I'll fail if she chooses, if she like this
doesn't work out, I will feel like I failed. I
think there's a little bit of a communication breakdown. I
don't think she meant that.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I agree with that.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yes, I agree. The charter guest says to Helen, it's
not your fault. Would tell your crazy ass white trash
friend that she needs to go home and you come back.
That's what he told her on the phone. And then
dinner happens and Frankie and then he's like, do you
have a girlfriend, and that one goofy guy says, Oh,
(19:34):
you're allergic to them because they break out in cuffs.
They always have these jokes.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well that was on the previous charter, don't you remember
the guy said I can't drink because they break out
in cuffs on the last That's right.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
It did sound familiar. Boy, they love a joke about
hand because which huff's joke? Yeah, listen, I mean, I
don't blame them because they obviously been in more situations
than this one where somebody's left in cuffs, so they're
very familiar with jokes.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
To them, these are actual, they're not. They're being dead serious,
dead ass.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
They're so dead ass with their cuff jokes. But meanwhile,
they probably like have notes app open to like all
the cuff jokes that they start writing down, like, oh,
we just came up with another cuff joke. Let me
let me jot it down. Can't wait to do one
on the phone.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
We got we got another joke for Lynn's cuffs. Oh
that's really what this is. Lynn is paying these people
to go on and just drop cuffs references.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
It's just a brilliant planet remarketing her brand. Just associate
it with like people who are train wrecks. And then boom,
it puts your eyes right on the cuffs and you think,
wait a minute, I like that. Maybe a bracelet would
do fine.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Bring them in with the bar real low, you're wasted
your handcuffs like, but then when they see a Lind cuff,
the bar goes hi.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
That's right. It's what happens when they get out of
jail or wherever they are and they're greeted instead with
flowers with a Lind cuff and they say, hey, baby,
welcome back from jail. I got you this. Don't worry.
You'll never be in cuffs again except for this Linn
cart and cuff.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I love it. Lynn. If you're listening, I mean, of.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Course she's listening. She has a Google alert for cuffs.
You know what I'm saying, like she'll catch it in
about four days and she'll listen. Also, one of the
things that I thought was hilarious in that same moment
is like I think it was Michelle that was like,
the best part of my day is when I take
my bra off, but tick my bra off and put
(22:01):
my cuff on.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
My boob cuffs the best part of my day.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Ah, where it's Fraser, I got to tick my boob
cuffs off. I need to be floated. Wait what in
the age?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Hold on, We're going to take a break and then
we're going to come back and talk about the floating boobs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.
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we please talk about the beach picnic beach day. So
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Helen on the beach is like, yo, I don't like
tan lines. We's Fraser and He's like, I don't like
tan lines either. Would you like to remove your bikini
and hund it to me? Thank you, mother, Thanks you,
Mommy loves you. And then she just goes nuts. And
so what is that all about? Because Richard, her husband,
(28:09):
is just sleeping under like a coconut tree.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I mean, this is what they do because she made
this is my theory, allegedly. Oh yes, but she does
say she made a reverence to like pool boys, but
yatties are better or something that way, and so I'm like, oh,
this is this is their thing. That's what I think.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Okay, because once water is involved, Richard is just going
to go right to sleep.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I mean I didn't even realize that they were married
until it said that on this screen, and even then
I was not totally sure, you know what I mean,
Like they didn't like hang out. There wasn't like anything
before that that I thought, So, I don't.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Know, Yeah, Helen's like, yeah, I'm just gonna leave my
friend back at the hotel to sleep it off. Meanwhile,
I'll jump back on board and be on my best
behavior this time. I'll only take my top off. So
like everyone seems to be, you know, looking at her,
(29:14):
and Kyle being like, I mean meaning the crew is
like what is going on? What is happening? And Fraser
is there too. I wonder if at any point Fraser
could have said, like Kyle, come here. I mean, I
don't know if they thought it was that inappropriate at
that point.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
What do you think like that, I didn't get the
feeling that they thought. I think they all were like whoa,
that's weird. But I don't feel like I don't think
any of them thought it was like something that they should.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Stop right, like that it was crossing the line.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Right or that they in my mind, I mean, I
can say whatever. I don't know what I think. What
I would have done in that moment is try to
get Kyle out of this situation because I would think
Kyle wouldn't want to be in this situation.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yes, absolutely, but in the grand scheme of things on
these charters, that's not that unusual to be with a
charter guest doing something inappropriate based on what the charter
guest is asking of the crew, right, which always makes
it uncomfortable as viewers because you're like, that is so inappropriate.
(30:29):
I can't believe they do this, you know.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, it's just weird because it's like I would I
guess I felt more weird for Kyle.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
What's he supposed to do? And like you would want
your coworker to have your back in that way, like
what you're saying, Hey, we need some help over here.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah, I mean, like, think about it, the way that
Helen was acting towards everyone, Like when she came back
and she was like kissing Captain Carrie and hugging him,
and I'm thinking, you know, people don't really like that
when you just act like you know them and then
you're coming onto them like that. I mean, it would
(31:13):
be you know, rolls reversed if a man did that
to a woman coming onto the boat like that, I mean,
it would be really awful to watch, and it's extremely bad.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
But if Jimmy or Jamie was like, hey, Rainbow took
my pants off, now, cradle me, right.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I mean totally cradle me. Yeah, I completely agree. It's
so strange. Okay. So meanwhile, Interior, Barbara and Selaine are
having a thing, and so Barbara is kind of like
(31:54):
getting upset at Selaine to come up because the guests
are coming back and there's a sense of urgency there.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Well, we there's ever a sense of urgency whistline.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I'll tell you what. Oh my gosh, I mean, I
understand she was really struggling with that vacuum, Like I
get it. You know, that looked like she was really
in the weeds with that vacuum. Okay, I mean I've
been there. When you've got those attachments and you're trying
to roll it and it's not and you've got it
can be a mess. It was a bad time for
(32:25):
her to be called up quickly, so I give her
a little bit of a break on that. But at
the same time, if she heard the announcement as well
that the guests were on their way back, it wasn't
the first time when Barbara went on her radio and
said where are you?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
So?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Where are you?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Like, let's go No, I I am with you and
I and the thing is like, I think it was
kind of passive aggressive because I think she wanted to
she wanted to be not found so that she could
talk about how she was struggling with the vacuum. Like
I think she wanted there to be like, oh, what
was wrong? Why do you respecd Like she wanted to
(33:04):
have this moment of like I was finally working, right.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
It was she actually it was the time she was
finally working. It just was the worst timing ever for
her to start, which was when she needed to get
up on the deck. And then meanwhile she saw She's like,
I don't know. I kiss the vacuum and now the
vacuum is looking at you and I don't know what
I'm going to do because I will fail. And I
feel feelings for this. I've never been with a vacuum before,
(33:32):
but I feel like it might be light for me.
You know, get up here.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
The second that that vacuum wants to be with her,
she will be gone. She will leave it in the hallway.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, wait till Kyle finds out about the vacuum, it's
gonna knock him back.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
He's so bizarre that he's that into her. I don't
get that she doesn't want to be with him.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
I was gonna say that, well, I mean it could
be part of that, but I mean, what's so bizarre
about him wanting to be into her? She's so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I mean I'm saying that, I yes, attracted to her, sure,
but he's having like meltdown. And so they were into
like this long relationship and and she betrayed him on
some deep level.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, I see what you mean. Yes, off, well, he
must have gotten his ego really shattered, and that's what
it may be. Like, You're right, maybe he's just trying
to not bouncing back because he's never been in that situation.
I don't know he's been.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
I mean, like in terms of like the I don't
get like he was even with Barbie. He wasn't like
this and they were kind of like a thing.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
It's it's it's not it's it's giving me some concern. Hmm,
that he's rebounding with a guest.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Rebounding with a guess, Oh my gosh, what happened Lisa
watched the episode. Lisa Barlow, you are not allowed to
join our recaps anymore because you just simply don't know
what's going on. It happened.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
We tell you what episodes are watching, you don't seem
to watch them.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
You're not doing the work and showing up. I mean,
you are showing up, but you're not doing the work.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
That's what happened, Lisa.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
You didn't do the work, but I showed up. I
showed up. I'm showing up. Can I pull you? Lisa?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
We said we weren't going to say that. What happened?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Oh my gosh. You know the Housewives, They're going to
start saying, can I pull you?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I don't want it.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
You're gonna get it whether you like it or not.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
We've had a little bit of it in the Housewives,
and I don't like it. Save it for our You
can say it in Love Hotel. I'll allow it.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Yeah, you can stay it on Love Hotel. Okay. So
now we're in the crew mass. So Jess goes to
Barbara and she's like, I heard you on the radio,
and then Barbara's like and then she just like wisps away.
(36:14):
It was just a really weird moment.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Yeah it was, but I get it. Barbara was so
used and whether or not, like I just get it
because they were actually friends and like she leaned in
on what Jess was saying. Yeah, and it was just
for show. And now I have our time trusting Jess
after that in a friendship way.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
For sure. Absolutely, And I do appreciate that Jess knows
what she did wrong. You know, she's pretty much saying
in her confessional like I screwed this up. My choices
have screwed this up, and I've lost her as a friend.
So now Barbara and Jess are, you know, obviously having trouble.
And then Jess and Slaine. Jess goes up to her
in the krouma and it's like, you have to be careful.
(37:02):
I don't want you to get off this boat. I
heard you and Barbara. And then Selene, I don't know
again if it's like a translation thing, but all of
a sudden she's like, maybe I pil fit when we
don't talk. I was like, wow, that was a hard left,
Like what went wrong?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
I just thought, and then Jess was like yep, and
or it just was like offended and walked out, which
I was like, I miss something.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah that was okay, thank you. I was so confused.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah, I was like, this is the time we're taking
everything serious, Like, okay, if it was I think they
must have cut something out.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
They must have, because honestly, that went from zero to
five not ten, like really fast. And we didn't just ten,
no tens, no tens. There, let's take it down. We
got Jess, you know, Selene, and then yeah, Jess walks around,
walks away, and she's like, oh my god, girls are
(37:56):
so complicated. And then then she is talking her confessional,
waxing poetic about Barbara, like what you see is what
you get, you know, I you know, maybe I like
girls who are driven, and you know Selene is not.
And now I'm confused because the second that Selene turns
(38:17):
her head on Jess, she goes to Barbara.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
And also then Jess also said that she's been in
this situation before, and I'm like, oahkay, well then maybe
it's you, Jess.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
See, let's look in word. Okay, you're in the interior. Now,
let's look into your interior, all right, looking for this? Yes,
who was it? Which one of the gals the charter guests,
was like, I want to be a yachtie. I think
this is totally for me.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
That's I think Jen Niffer, Okay, sure, maybe.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
She's like, where do I put in my application? And
I mean captain Captain Carrie just being like you're going
to sleep in a small room. It's this big. Hey, Yeah,
I'm fine with it.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I would have been like, I mean, are you gonna
somehow split? You know, you gotta split a fifty thousand
dollars tip among everybody?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
And that sounds like it was made for me.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
I just want to say I would. I would keep
like upping then and then the worst part is like,
you get a hundred thousand dollars tip and I have
to split it with everybody? Go back? How much were
we gonna dip? Yeah, no, we gotta tip one hundred
thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I just heard him say that. Meanwhile, I'm definitely gonna
be working on this ship.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
And there I was.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
In my linen curtain cuffs working below deck. Was she
the same one that was like.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
My daughter put my Louis on top of the toilet
and it fell in. Oh, I says, so I says, oh, well,
you want something Louie when I die, Were you gonna
get the one that's cupping in piece? Like you are
a real class act, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Really raising him right, huh? Raising him right? Good for you.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, that's the one I believe.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Okay, we're not. Which one has the red lipstick that
got everywhere.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Inside the inner rim of the toilet? That was the one.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
I was like, oh, what, well, she was throwing up, yeah,
but it was like on the back and like I
don't even understand.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Maybe she had red lipstick on her other set lips.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
No, but even that, It's like she had to lift
the toilet seat up. But now I'm thinking she must
have had it. She must have been throwing up, had
it on her hand. But then it even the inside
where all the you know, like that's my.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Gosh, really breaking it down, you know, really takes to
another level, like to visualize, because I wasn't really gonna
think about how it got there.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Now you know what.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
My daughter was on the.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
Ship and she put my red tom Ford lipstick right
on the top of the toilet and it fell in.
So I said, so, I says, you bought my tom
Ford Chanelle makeup?
Speaker 2 (41:18):
When I die? You can get all the makeup, this
coping and piece.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Now, let me grab this toilet like I'm gonna rip
it out of the wall while I puke. That's probably
what happened. Lipstick on her thumb, Yeah, but like actually
hold it. Oh, the cushions everything. I was like, eh,
that's awful, but okay, it was the inside of the
toilet where like you.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Would just never be as you know, I just you
just wouldn't be there.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Listen, she better not commit a crime because she will
be found out immediately real quick, you know what I mean. Yes,
gonna get those cups and not the lind curtain ones,
not the good ones.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
They're gonna be finding that lipstick for two more charters.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yeah, and how do you get red lipstick out of
upholstery like that? I mean, that is tough.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
They'll find a way, like not box gone laundry. Well,
what was that thing that happened charter or two ago
with all the blood? They got that out?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Oh yeah, that's right, that was impressive. But you know what,
blood doesn't have that wax though.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
That's tough.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Maybe it's dawn like to get the you know, like
it cuts the grease or whatever that could be. It
All right, let's try it now.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
I'm gonna go put my mouth on something with my
red lipstick that sounded weird.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Gonna reenact all the lipstick marks, including the toilet, and.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yeah, like and subscribe to watch the video. Join Tier
two drama Mamas and Papa's over on patreon dot com
slash drama Darling. Uh yeah. So then the guests, Oh
my gosh, a couple of the gals are sleeping on
the deck, just passed out like wags figures, and Richard
(43:19):
is like, you want a rose, you want a mimosa
he's having He's like, hold on, let me get let
me pull up my notes up and do some cuff jokes.
You want me to put you with some cuffs.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
There was also that guy just sleeping on the floor
in the middle of the day, having like on his
like nap time, like his preschool mat Matt, just right
there in the living room.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
You know what. It reminded me, you know, and I'm
sorry if this is offensive to nature lovers, but I
don't mean to offend sea lions. But they did remind
me of that, you know. Just we're crashing out, we're
on the rocks, yes, or what are the bigger what
(44:05):
are the bigger sea lions? It's the.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Walrus walrus, but the sea lions, I I know exactly,
I know what you mean, the big whiskers. Are you
talking about the things up up in like the North North?
Speaker 2 (44:22):
No, like I'm talking like Arctic walruses that just like
will just lay flat anywhere. I think that's what I'm
thinking of. I don't know either way. Some sort of
oiled up mammals beech creature that gorgeous falls asleep on
(44:45):
rocks at any time of the day.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Yes, that was that, And I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
I'm not not apologizing to the charter guests to compare
them to that. I'm apologizing to the mammals.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
To the gorgeous sea creatures, not the gorgeous charter guess.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Yes, that's right. No, I did love these charter guests.
They made for one hell of an episode, you know what.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
I would take them any day over the charter one
or two ago, where they were just mean for no reason.
I would take these guys who were just drunk on
a different planet than clean and.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Drunk, even with the one being taken off the charter.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, because everybody agreed. They everybody was on board with
the crew with that decision, whereas that other literally, that
other group was so mean and they're like, you.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Know, yeah, you're right. Yeah, at least they're fun. Yeah,
but then some are taking their tops up. You know.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
It's a real crap shoot. I don't know. It's six
and one half dozen of the other Right, what do
you think about the eight course tasting menu? Is Chef
Anthony gonna pull this out? I'm I think he will.
Based on all of the dramatic music and the setup
to this, I think he's gonna kill it. What do
you think?
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Yeah? For sure?
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Hm, I agree. Well, I'm excited to see that Captain
is going to be at dinner. And the last time
this happened, Captain was at dinner, and this is when Jill.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Zarn was there.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It was a bad eight course
tasting menu. I'm sorry, you fired, you fired, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, Captain Cary, I don't like it. I don't
like it.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
That was his like tenth screw up of that season.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Oh right, Also, and that was like eight different screw
ups for an eight.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
And it was like serving people allergy foods, and it
was there was some big mistakes.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm allergic to to chef Anthony. Get
him off the box and here he is again, Bobby.
I'm allergic to Bobby. She keeps popping up. I'm not
allergic to linker cuffs. I'm sorry, I want one, all right?
(47:07):
Is there anything else that we missed?
Speaker 1 (47:10):
I think I think we got it. I mean, because
we're going to get another we get another week of
this charter.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Thank god, we've got more.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
There's more Kyle and Helen to come.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yes, there is with the cliffhanger of did you slight?
But did chat a geese?
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Mm hmmm? Was it a joke? Because I do there's
that question of if it was a joke or.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Not coming to was it a was it a hall hall?
Was it a whole hall? Or was it no, I'll
broke the rules and I'm getting fired? Which one?
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Was it? Coil? It is going to I h man.
Is he going to get fired? Yes?
Speaker 2 (47:57):
But did he didn't sleep with her? I don't think
he did.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Look, if that's the only way I think he should
get fire. You should get fired for anything we've seen
so far so far, he's been putting, he's been put
in a weird situation at work. Right now, let's see
what else, because I don't want to say like he
was totally great, but I seeing how I think I
said this before when we thought it was Kelly that
(48:28):
he hooked up with, who's now not Now we know
it's Helen.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
The right, So I want to stand by the ship
and goes up with ke Kelly in the hotel where
she is.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Then he should get a promotion. Can we promote him?
But I do think that seeing how much these guests
are drinking and Kyle really should just be there, should
be it should be so clear to not do one
thing because it's a usual liability.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
M h. Yeah, I wouldn't think he'd be that stupid.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
I would, and that's I totally would. Okay, I mean
he's because he keeps justifying his behavior and blaming Solon
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Solan's gonna be like I made out with Helene and
Jennifer and Kelly. So I don't know what to do
when well, goodness, I don't know, or just don't be
mad at me, but I have his philios. Fair is
this women's mercy?
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Leave me alone? To the chat that you put before Kyle,
I managed to make out with Jessica, Barbara.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Helen, Kelly, Kerry, the engineer you never see.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Asia, just all of them, all the great chest.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Oh yeah, I'm not. I'm not. I mean, he's fine.
I'm not gonna be bummed if he goes, but I will.
I will feel bad if he is put in a
situation he couldn't like he was just like, uh like that.
That's why I kind of want to wait and see
what happens.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Well, I don't want to wait and see. I'm gonna
We're gonna solve it right here, right now. Okay, all right, guys,
we'll take this offline. Do these galls remind you of
like the entire cast of Mob Wives, because to me, okay, great,
that's why, and that is.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
What they are going for. They are going to be
very flattered to know that that is how married.
Speaker 2 (50:38):
It's like big Ange, like five big Anges cloned. Yes,
it's amazing, Big an Jarmy, Big and Jeremy at sea.
Well all right, everybody go get the big and Navy.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
They're the big ach Navy, big and Nation.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
What happened. All right, Hey, tonight, I'm actually interviewing my
sleep medicine doctor, doctor Sam Kashani, and so I'm very excited.
I'm going to be posting that interview tomorrow, so you
guys look for that here. It's going to be a
super duper fascinating. I actually posted something on my Instagram
(51:25):
Meet nam Me Phillips and Drama Darling Show that asks
you what questions you want to ask about your sleep
and things of that like that. You can still post,
there's still time and then if you know, if you post,
maybe I'll get to one of your questions. Should be fascinating.
Do you have any questions? Emily?
Speaker 1 (51:47):
What sea creature does he think Big Ange Number two
looks like when she's passed out on the sun deck?
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Perfect? I love it, all right, everybody, Thanks for listening.
Head on over to patreon dot com slash Drama Darling
for more recaps. You can follow m Dreesis over on
Instagram and again Drama Darling Show.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
The Drama Darling Show. I know I haven't been here,
so yeah, one knows about this.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
I've Instagram, I've been plugging it
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