September 30, 2025 • 60 mins
Double recap today Darlings! Amy Phillips and co-host Emily Dorezas untie the boat knots on the premiere of Below Deck Med about jet ski mishaps, and Captain Sandy's epic calm. Our Real Housewives of London segment is a very thorough breakdown of the Juliet and Amanda's feud as well and Panthea and Karen's shocking fight. And Emily tells an epic Howard Stern story!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Drama Darling Drama Darling Drama Darling.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hey, everybody, welcome back in guess what today we're gonna
be talking about the premiere of Below deck Men. Yeah,
so for all you leaders out there, I know you're
excited because you're all doing great. And then we're gonna
take a quick break and then we're gonna get into
the Real Housewives of London. If you don't know how
to get into watching that, Emla are our primary. She
(00:42):
actually did your guest. She did a quick little how
to as to how to like get to your how
to do a VPN and then how to do hey
you and all that stuff. So that's over on patreon
dot COM's Left Drama Darling. Also plenty of other opportunities
over there for recaps. In the meantime, please get your
(01:03):
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click that link. So, before we get into ballet, Dick Mead,
Emila has a great story to tell about this morning. Emily.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay, well, you guys know I'm a huge Howard Stern fan,
and if you don't, I'm a huge Hour Stern fan.
And my beloved good pal Jeff Hiller was on as
a guest today and because Howard and Beth love somebody
somewhere at the show on HBO, and I told Jeff
as soon as I found out, I was like, you
(01:45):
got to tell Beth if you've talked to her ever,
she needs to use her EpiPen because she goes out
and walks and she's allergic to bees as an adult
and all this. So then today Jeff said, my friend
Emily wanted me to tell Beth to use her EpiPen.
And Howard's like, your friend is right.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh my god, Howard Stern heard your name and agreed
with you.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
And they said I was right.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
God, there's nothing better than to be told you're right,
and then to be told that you're right by Howard Stern. Yeah,
this is an also level.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Beth needs to use that EpiPen. It she goes for
walks without it and makes me veryr We cannot lose Beth,
we can't. Yeah, but I also want to say that Jeff.
His audiobook is it should win a Grammy. It's so good.
It's called Actress of a Certain Age. It is amazing,
and it'll make you laugh, It'll make you cry, he laughs,
(02:39):
he cries in it, it's so good. And then also
obviously somebody somewhere on HBO that he recently won an
Emmy four. I'm very proud of him.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You're really friends with a star, Emily, and that is
Amy Phillips. Thank you so much. Welcome to drama, darling. Everybody,
we're gonna moving on, Well, why don't we welcome ourselves
into below deck? Med But it does. Everyone can do it. God,
(03:10):
I feel I really believe in this crew, in this
cast until the should hit the fan and even episode one, Emily,
I'm really excited for this season. I really like the cast.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
AKA shit hits the fan. You mean when the jet
ski hits the light post.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
When the jet ski hits the light post, you know,
you know it's gonna be good. Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, it's been a minute since we have seen a
deck crew in total chaos from start to finish. There's
usually something to ground them. There is nothing grounding this
deck crew, like and you you really we're spending We're
gonna spend a lot of time out on that deck.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Because I had about the laundry room. That was last season,
Yeah was last season? Deck is this season? Quite frankly, specifically,
I don't know the bow. Oh no, that looked like
the aft deck. So I think we're going to be Oh,
I think we're going to be spending some time on
the aft. Now.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Even if you're both it's a total screw up, you
at least have great crew around them. Nobody knows what
the hell they're doing out there.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
They don't uh now. Also, the last time a jet
ski got out of control and hit something and broke it,
I believe was on Captain Jason's watch. Am I correct
about that?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I don't remember?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh boy, Anyway, it did happen, and it happened recently,
so the darlings will tell us, but I remember it
very and it It's interesting because both captains and I
don't know who it was, could have been Carry and Sandy,
they're very chill in the moment and they don't panic,
and then it hits and it's just a complete catastrophe,
(05:00):
and they still see their chill all the way through
to the end, and in this episode between the jet
ski just floating off, between them not being able to
really properly get the water toys in the water at
the right time and the crash into the light, Captain
Sandy's response is like, we're gonna have a meeting. We
(05:24):
love a meeting about that, right, like, right in the
middle of the chaos, She's like, We're gonna have a
meeting about this. They look like they were trying to,
you know, back in the day of when they used
to have lions in a circus, you know, when they
were trying to wrangle a lion.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, yeah, that's what it looked like. It totally did,
and then they were killed by the lion.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
They were the lion took the arm off of one
of them.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
And a jet ski's a wild animal. You conttame it,
but it's gonna snap one day.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
And what were they calling them naughty boys?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Was that?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Were were they calling the naughty boys the jet skis?
Remember the deck crew was calling the naughty boys something.
I was like, are they calling the naughty boys the
jet ski because if that's the case, they really lived
up to their name. Or were they just calling I
don't know what they were calling the naughty boys. I
couldn't get to it. We'll figure it. Well, we'll catch
that on the back end next week. But let's go
through motor Yacht Bravado. Interesting. I like that it's called
(06:26):
the word bravo in the title.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh yeah, that is a good call. I didn't put
that together.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well, you gotta you gotta listen, you gotta learn, you
gotta pay attention. Emily. All right, it's fun to have
Sandy back. She she knows Spain, and she knows this doc.
She knows Barcelona, Barcelona like the back of her white capris.
She knows it. And so she's gonna have no problem docking,
(06:55):
thank god, because these guys clearly don't want to mess
that up, and they probably will. All right, So how
about the beginning when we see the reveal of Gail
being pregnant, So Nathan and Gail are expecting.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, now they are, I think when they originally cast
this season, I am surprised that Gail, because she wasn't
pregnant then, wasn't asked to be the boastin because she
was so competent, right, way more confident than he was.
Like from what we saw from that.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Season, right, Oh, I wonder hmm, that's really maybe she
was on another boat. Maybe she's on another boat that
that's probably what it is. I'm guessing. I don't know,
like a lot of you know, for example, Asia, she's
not doing boats in between anymore. You know, like she's
getting on this boat because it's a TV job and
(07:55):
she's like, oh, I can't walk, you know, she's like
very she hasn't done it in like a year probably,
so whereas other people who haven't even done below deck
for a very long time, they're they're taking the next job.
So it could have been that he was just available
and she wasn't, because I completely agree, it wouldn't have
made sense for him to be the boson. And like
(08:17):
you said, the flash forward would say that he didn't
even know right then that she that they were going
to be pregnant, and she must have been by the
time he got on there.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It sounds like it was an accident.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, it does, because they broke up and he's like,
I want to, you know, play the field. I'm young.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Unless it's like unless it sounds like she comes to
visit him on the boat, and maybe that's when it
happens because they they had that baby recently and are
and like after the season ended, so they must have
picked up cameras to get that right. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
They could have done that confessional anywhere. They could have
done it, yea, but yeah, so interesting. Uh wow, Yeah,
it was sad to hear, like, it was really cute
last season to see them walk off and be excited
to start this relationship. And then of course we hear
from Nathan that you know, long distance is very difficult,
and then he is the one that sort of just
(09:21):
like let it go.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It is a man's world, maybe when a girl like
Gail is not the one. I'm like, dude, you made
that decision. Holy shit, I.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Can't believe that gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Like like insanely talented, like so I'm just yeah, I like, okay, all.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Right, hmm. Isn't that the way? And he didn't even
seem like that big of a douchebag.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
No, that's what I mean. I'm just like, he's okay, right,
he's just okay. Yeah, Gail is like the closest we'll
get to an actual wonder woman, and he's like, I
want to fuck around.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I argue that I uh, i'd say, I am all right,
let's get into the season. What is the name of
the chef? I got everybody's name somehow it just passed
right by me, and then I didn't look back. It
Josh good, Josh Well. I like, of course that he's
Michelin Star. That's very important for Sandy to know off
(10:33):
the top of Michelin Star. Huh yeah, he's worked at
Michelin Star restaurants, is what I mean. And it's gonna
be great. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be it's
gonna be a great charter season already, just a pep
in her step. Shocking that Max the French guy is back.
This lackadaisical sloppy was always on the ropes, practically got
(10:58):
fired one to quit two weeks before the end of
the charter season. And he's back, and he's saying very
odd things that I don't know if it's just that
he's translating in them, translating them in the wrong way,
but I don't know, it's it's.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
He's explaining the French Revolution and he's gonna basically not.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
That that I had no problem with when he said
Kizzy is a visual dildo. Oh that is concerning, and when.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
That wasn't about the French Revolution. This to me now.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Maybe I don't know, but he look, I would rather
be called anything else, anything else.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But that, Yeah, anything else.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Throw it at me, don't though, guys don't can't handle it. Yeah,
and then he's he's doing the OOHI you know, like
the French people they're like, oh, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
What between him and Solon? I mean, we are getting
these heightened versions of the French on these boats.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
They're like cartoon characters like Peppi.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
You know, she really was like Peppe.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Actually she was. She was, except the recipients were actually.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
They were into it.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what the what's the word
when you agree?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Can?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
They were consenting? Sorry, they were consenting. Whereas poor little
female skunk, yeah, shall remain nameless cat that was her name.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
No, I mean it was wasn't it. It wasn't it
a cat? He was always like miable.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Oh I thought it was another skunk, but yeah, you're
probably right.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, she had the same black and white as well.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
How about this. I was this years old when I
found out that the skunk was chasing a cat. So yeah,
so he's back the chef Josh. When he tells that
story about the angry chef who practically burned him, I
(13:18):
was like, yeah, that checks out.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
We talk about this every single time a new season starts.
I always say chefs are very disturbed. Most chefs are
very disturbed and angry. And this does not surprise me
one bit.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
No, it doesn't. What surprised me is that he didn't
have scars, physical scars on his face. That's what surprised
me about that. I believe him because, as you say, chefs,
how do we say chefs are fucking batshit?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
No offense to some of the chefs out there who aren't.
We know you aren't, but yes, and you probably know
that a lot are right.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
It is wild, just that there is a group of
them that have acted such a way that we now
just associate the whole group with that kind of chef.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
It's too bad. He did have a scar. It was
in the shape of a lightning bolt on his forehead
right below right here lines magical, Oh my gosh. And
then Asia, of course she's just coming in like a
water wolf.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Couldn't handle this.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I can't come in cold onto a boat and have
that come in at me. I would just be like, Okay,
I kind of not that I wanted I got Kissy
at all whatever, Like she's got it, but I get
that she's got to like take her energy solow to
hang with Asia, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, you gotta balance it out.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, but not to the point where you're just like, oh, cool,
your boyfriend died. Not to that level, but like that.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Thing was wild. So v who's the news too, She's
cuman her boyfriend with this him dying like eleven months
ago on her birthday. Well, here's the thing. She set
the tone. And I think her setting the tone with
like kind of laughing about it as something that she's
it's just you know, it's the way she's coping. And
(15:37):
you know, they were kind of yes ending her. Although
so I don't think if she was doing that that
Kissy would have been smiling. I don't know if she
would have got I would have hoped not been weir.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
It was it was more that like she's just like,
I'm gonna go fully into not caring and making jokes
about this. And as much as I like dark humor,
I was like, oh, this feels off.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Like it's okay for her for V to joke about it.
You don't. You don't get to do that. I agree
with you.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, Like I feel like V was just like trying
to not cry, but clearly it's top of mind for her.
It's like the first thing she says out of the
gate to explain, like who you.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Know it should It could have been Kizzy's like attempt
at trying to make her not cry, That's what I'm saying, Like,
I don't think it was right that she took that angle, okay,
but I think that may have been what it is
because she set that tone and then she could see
she was wavering, and so maybe she was just like, oh, well,
you know, I'm British, so I or maybe Asha called
that out, but I don't know. That's why I'm like,
(16:42):
if she wasn't joking about it, I really hope Kizzy
wouldn't have made a joke. That's what I'm really hoping Kissy.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
The benefit of the doubt on that.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, what a I mean having a diving instructor drown
I mean that you know, yeah, well you know the
only good thing about that is he probably died doing
what he loved to do, and that's something to be said.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
True.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Okay, all right, well Christian who clearly doesn't know much
about anything yet he was a pilot. Now he's a
deckhand and he he doesn't know how to do a
knot and that jet ski went right off sailing away.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
That that to me is unfor I would be like,
we need another deckhand if you don't know nuts.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
That happened in another charter. I remember when like several
of them went floating away. Yes, and nobody was even around.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yes, that was the Greek guy right that that got
kicked off the boat for like punching the cabinet.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Oh wow, that was him, that was real.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Thought so yeah, I thought so. But but yeah he
had I don't think there was an did he admit?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, the freak?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I didn't. No, I'm saying christ flat out admitted I
didn't tie it. Not right. I'm like, oh man, all right, dude,
go back it air.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
At least he owned it. He owned it. Such a bummer.
Nathan and Tessa will the bosa and one of the
stews have food poisoning and they're stuck in the hotel.
That's horrific for anybody. And I love when Sandy was
trying to talk to Nathan and she's like, wow, hydrate, okay,
(18:35):
hydrate a lot, all right, just throw up and hydrate,
you know, just let it all run out. Okay, get
those electrolytes and then acause I can't leave the doc.
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
What did they both eat at that hotel? And then
I thought, oh, were they looking up at the hotel
and going to dinner, like sharing a meal together?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Oh well, I mean, well, I don't know. I don't
I don't think that's that wasn't the case, because there's
a fast and furious rule. It's neither one of those,
actually fous, Yeah, it's neither one of those. There's a
solid rule in place where nobody meets up before they
walk on that yacht, so everyone's surprised when they get there.
(19:19):
So for example, when Asia's like sees Nathan and she
didn't know he was going to be there, so they
cannot it's almost like Love Island or The Bachelor, where
you cannot communicate with that person before you arrive.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. So
they just randomly both got the same exact place.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Well, they're at the same hotel. I mean, they could
have been as simple as the water or the milk,
you know, in the coffee. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, I bet you.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
They said a lot of people at the hotel were
getting sick, so it had to have been something very broad. Yeah, okay,
Emily's getting.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Nine months? How many kids? Right?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Oh my god? We get the wrath of Sandy meeting,
you know, at the very beginning when she finally gets
everybody together and she's like, you're gonna face my raft.
All right, I know you guys can do it. I
believe in all of you, so it's not scary. But okay,
so we're at sea, and what is the most important
(20:24):
thing to get in the water. Let's all say it
together on the count of three, one two, three water toys?
Oh yeah, bitcoins. Three bitcoins in the fountain, each one
seeking happiness. Okay, well, yeah, so we have these. I
didn't even talk about the charter guests, all of them.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Douchebegs that necklace, that bitcoin necklace. There's weird kisses.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Those kisses, those kisses, those kisses, those are like young
lovers kisses.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Those are like what's his head? From this past season
of Love Island.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Remember, Oh yes, I do remember those are like I mean, look, no, Tea,
I mean, no, shade. I'm getting all my references wrong.
I'm like Teresa, when you're young and in love, sure,
go for it. They don't seem like they're that young.
(21:29):
He is not, and they're definitely not young.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
No, and that is the other part of that.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
But like, I haven't kissed Bret like that. I don't
even know if we ever have. It's possible, like when
we first were together, you know what I mean, Like
that is a cute thing that you can do. You
guys can do that.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
You guys can be gun pecking on the lips. That
is so bonkers to me. I don't even understand it, but.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Like staccato kind of like yeah, I don't know, I
don't know. It wouldn't be that many, I suppose. If
we're really drilling down on this, I think it's just
like I could see like a one, two, three, I
could see like three times.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Sure, Okay, I've been thinking about that.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Well, we have to do. We got to think about
the numbers, because you're saying that they were upwards of
what ten? Because I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Oh at least. And now, in fairness, they cut back
to it and they were still going, so maybe they
loved it.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
But I didn't see the cutback. They cut back, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
And so there must have been there had to be
like over ten.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
All right, Well, look, I didn't see the cutback, so
I wasn't counting the way you were. If there was
a cutback, I have a feeling that was editing, but
who knows.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Well, if it was editing, it was only because they
had been. That is the way these people were kissing
multiple times.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
They were counting their bitcoins and kisses. Yeah, what is
up with like him being I can get my money,
I can order money to be delivered to me ten
million dollars. I'm just like, dude, go go deliver, Go
get your money delivered, Go get it delivered. Then I
(23:19):
hate what are you doing here? And the she's like, god,
could you get me deliver crick water? And then if
that were me, I'd be like making a joke. You
can have that delivered to me if you want to know, seriously, seriously,
can you please have some money delivered to me? Why
would you say that?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Do not tip them? Well, after all that.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
They're gonna tip in bitcoin. You know that, right, that's
gonna mean nothing. That's gonna mean it'll mean something.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
It'll mean something. As long as it's bitcoin, it'll be great.
Don't don't do some dumb bullshit with these people.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
But they can't do anything with the bitcoin. It'll just
sit somewhere and like a I.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Don't have the Vendeell it, grandma, you have a coin wallet. Hopefully, look,
hopefully they get ten million dollars delivered to the boat
and then they can give it cash. But oh win,
however they do it better be good.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Okay, So let's say I'm going to put you on
the spot here. Let's say they do tip in bitcoin
and each person would get what would be the equivalent
if you can do the math of fifteen hundred dollars
per person, what would that equal in bitcoin?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Well, I mean it's it's one bitcoin. I don't even
know what it is, right, It's over one hundred thousand
dollars right now, so I don't know. Oh. Oh, so
they'd have to split the coin into.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Like oh, got it.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah, so it'd be like a fraction of Oh.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I can't deal with that bullshit. I'd be pissed. I'd
be like, take your bitcoins and shove them up your bitcoin.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
You would get a coin wallet and they would they
would transfer a percentage of the bitcoin to you, and
then you would just cash it out and put it
in your bank account as cash. I'll do a video
on Patreon later on how to get bitcoin from the primary.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Okay, that sounds a good idea. All right, So the
water toys are not in the water. The bitcoys are flying,
and Sandy says to Nathan, She's like, you gotta be faster.
And he's like, oh no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And
she's like, hey, come here, I'll be sorry. All right,
you're learning. You're just a wee You're just a wee lad.
(25:42):
Get in my sea bosom. Come on, let me hold
you for a second. Let me tell you a story
about the first time I met a water toy. All Right,
it's good to have her back, Yeah, sure is it?
Sure is?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Slowing in control with that jet ski. That was some nasty,
little out of control jet ski. Okay, I think we've
wrapped up below deck med So why don't we move
on to the Real Housewives of London. I love this
show so much.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
This is it too.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Okay, this is episode six, right, six correct? So seven
is already up. And I had to stop myself from
watching it last night because they come out on Mondays
for us, like Monday nights is when we would get them, right,
I mean it's Monday for them too, But I'm just
saying like, we don't get until later.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
I think, yeah, well we get them. I guess at
midnight UK time, which whatever time zone that you're in, Amy's, Amy's,
You're feeling it.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Tell everybody, I'm yawning. They can't.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
They can't see you got this?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
See it. The people who are listening on the public
or they don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
They can feel it. They can feel it. And Amy
was up all night waiting for that London seven to.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Dry, and I didn't even watch it. I was a
good girl. I was a good girl.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I'm anyway, Wait, do you still think coming into this
we're back at that luncheon, Juliet's luncheon. The more I'm
watching it, the more I'm like, no, I feel like
this is pretty real.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
It is. I agree, I agree with you, I agree,
I agree. I agree. So like last week, I thought, oh,
even if this isn't I thought, this is real no
matter what. But maybe they've already played it out with
each other and they're just bringing it up on the
show now And it didn't matter to me, but absolutely,
you know, we need time with these ladies. And as
we continued in Hyde Park for Juliet Juliette's posh picnic
(27:53):
and Juliet Angus, Juliet the American arrives and Amanda didn't
know that she was coming, and they in their little
fight about we were never best friends, and they were talking,
they were really calling each other out. So then we
already talked about that last week. But Juliet is telling,
(28:15):
you know, basically saying to the other Juliet, you know,
I can't believe this. I'm very upset. I mean, I
don't know what she's doing. I don't know who this is.
This is like a character. And when she was like
when she said I didn't know her daughter, and then
Juliet Angus was like she started to cry, you know,
and then did you notice how the other housewives were like, oh,
(28:37):
like trying to console her, and then she was like, no.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I mean really, no, I mean it's like I really,
I mean, I mean I was there.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
She just like completely she just like railroaded them over
their empathetic responses. It was so annoying. I was like,
that's the kind of person she is, you know, like
she is somebody who wants to be heard so bad
that when there's a pause or someone's interjecting, they're not
(29:06):
quite done with their soliloquy. They can't have a you know,
a back and forth kind of like what I'm doing
right now to Emily and and so and so, I
wouldn't trying to say, is that you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, wait, you're saying that. USA. Juliet is like this, Yeah,
I feel that way with Panthea also, Oh well.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, that's that's kind of a given. But it was
just surprising to hear or see Juliet be like that
much to like.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
What we were kind of talking about with below Deck.
I felt like I thought maybe that was a defense thing,
like she she was like, oh shit, I'm if if
I get too much into the weeds on this, it's
really gonna really upset me and I won't be able
to control my emotions. I thought it was more of
just like a push away.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
It was, but it was real aggressive, Okay, it was.
It was I'm trying to control my emotions but also
fucked straight off because I'm not done yet. It was both.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Emily, Yeah, I was like, yeah, I'm gonna be crying,
so here's a stick of dynamite in your face. And
I was like, oh, no, it's actually no, it's actually no,
it's actually no, it's actually really sad.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
My god, I know that's why we were trying to
comfort you. Lose cannon. So then this was so unexpected
to have that.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Little dumb a bit of a sage, bit.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Of a sage. Oh my god, the husband's bit of
excitement over the bit bit of excitement. God, I love
the Brits. Yeah, a bit of excitement after that happened.
I did not know that Panthea and Karen were gonna
go jugular, jugular.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Especially after their stroll on the beautiful like grounds last
week at the Pond and their makeup.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Panthea is unhinged. Panthea is absolutely insane.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Totally, and it does not help that everything good or
bad comes with a smirk. It's like this part is
like always just like it is.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
It's like an evil Disney villain.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yes, I don't know how she's gonna not do that.
But it is in fear. I mean, I was livid
for Karen.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Oh my gosh, Karen was so genuinely upset she could
barely even put words together, and she was so shaken
that she was about to cry. I did not like that.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
And to what end of Panthea like, to what end?
To what end you are saying her actions are the
West End to the west End? West End girls? She
is making Karen right by the second.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah, the thing that.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
She's really upset about is that Karen said she's a narcissist,
right right, Isn't that at the heart of it? And
that she wouldn't let and Karen's like, you don't let
people talk. And then Panthea, out of nowhere, Hijackson's day
and makes it about her and screams at Karen. I'm
just like, well, Karen maybe wasn't correct, but I think
(32:35):
she is now.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
And she's getting the names of the places wrong. Panthea
is saying the wrong places. Karen is simply trying to
correct her. Where she moved from, where she has a house,
where she lived, that she went from London. It doesn't matter.
(32:58):
The point is like Panthea has such an axe to
grind with her, and then she starts bringing stuff out
of nowhere with you, say you're worth four hundred and
fifty million dollars. Where's your husband? Your husband can't stand
you you yikes, Now we're bringing that husband into it.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
I mean she's she Panthea is on a war path
right now for Karen. So she I will say this.
I don't know Panthea from a hole in the wall
because we've not we don't know any of these women yet.
But she must have some information that we don't know
yet to go this hard on Karen. Okay, or she's
(33:48):
fucking nuts. And that's why she had us go to
the doctor with her so the doctor could say on camera,
she's mentally unstable if she's going through a mena pause,
a wave of like hormonal issues, and she's not making
good decisions. So so Pantheon knows she's wrong, or else
(34:10):
we wouldn't have she wanted. She took us to the
doctor's office so that the doctor could say, you're not
responsible for your emotions right now. It's hormones.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
But even though we all are like, but didn't the
doctor say you're not going through well, you're not going
through menopause. But she she did, I guess, say that
she's going through perimenopause, correct or did she say that?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
The doctor said no, I don't think so, yeah, I'll
be right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
So she's basically saying, it's not hormones. You're absolutely bonkas dolling. Yes,
you thought you're going to get to diagnosis here and
there's no excuse.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yes. So in that way, I think Pantheon knows that
she fucks up, and she was really hoping to have
like a doctor's note for it, a doctor note, Yeah,
you're fine. Sorry, you're fine.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Right, you can act like a level headed person on
this show, all right, and.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Even ps perimenopause menopause, Like I'm also like, don't put
this shit on perimenopause menopause, Like.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
No, it's true, though you do, it is true?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Sorry, okay. But also I think Panthea has I think
I haven't reached Panthea level at all, but I do
know that some mental challenges come with that. Okay, Then
I have a hunch Panthea then has been going through
perimenopause menopause for most of her life, right, because if
(35:39):
this is the baseline that thing's going.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
On you're jealous of my husband, You're jealous of my life.
It's like you so basically, you're just you wrote down
a bunch of lines that housewives would say, and you
throw them in a hat. You shook it up and
under the table. You're just pulling them out. You're just
pulling them out and reading them, you know, because this
is not making any sense. Get a life, Get a life.
(36:07):
What how does she not have a life.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
She's got like so much life, Karen.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
She's got nine lives. She's a cat, she is a cat.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Get a life, get it, nine lives. Getting I'm trying
to Morris the cat. I was like, what is that
fucking nine lives cat? Is Moors? Remember?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Is that the same cat that Pepula pew was Jason?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Because, uh, Morris the cat from the nine lives commercial
and then you give me nine he had like they
tried to make him sound like Garfield but it was
nine lives.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
But he's like, oh, nine lives.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
And I was like, I'm glad you give me nine lives.
I'm glad I give you nine lives for the one
you've given me. Yeah, And that's to your point. That is, Karen,
that is Karen.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
That is such a beautiful little jingle. Oh my god,
that is so sweet. Can you can you just sing
that again? Go ahead, I got a beat for you.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I'm glad I feed you nine lives for the one
you've given me.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Oh my god, like a housewife in the studio. You
nailed it. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Now I'm gonna go fuck the guy for ninety eight degrees.
Keep the MIC's.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Open because I'm gonna have my mouth open. De disgusting, disgusting.
Karen's daughter is lovely, and I really felt awful that
both of her daughters were there, but the one that
came up and was like, she's insufferable, mother, let's go.
It's like I love her so much. Insufferable British gea.
(38:04):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah, I would love to see all other daughters take.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
She would they would be more like cocne though, like
they would be like, come on, she's insufferable. Oh she
was inferble. Oh he can get some fish and chips.
He's just ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Mother, I'm pudding, she said, schole, mother. We need a
kind of chick is.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Just flip your tea cup, mother, It's just boloney. First
Ride Claus Boloney, what's my Narnia Minonnia, Narnia.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Millennia?
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Like are we in Narnia? Which the words.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Getting a guget? Mother, come shufferble, get into closet, Nannia Molonnia.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah, I got to go. I got wait home on
I were I know you do an accident like Teresa.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Wait.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Uh that'sh right, Oh my god, that's good. I go
came on ge Yeah, we go a gay Chilie. I
can't do it.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
It's so hard. You had it, No, you had it.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
All right, I got I got some work to do.
Speaking of vocal things.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
A sorry, go ahead, sorry, I stuff go ahead.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Uh. Juliette's vocal coach was also at this picnic.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yeah, he sure was.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
He He will get his moment again. That won't be
cut off, all right. We go to Juliette. As we
go to Juliet Angus's home, and I gotta tell you,
I got I gotta thing for Gregor. I do I
like that guy?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Oh really yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
I like him. I like his vibe. I like how
he's so chill. I like how he's just like okay,
and uh, you know he's just I like his vibe Okay,
that's great, thank you.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
I like Juliet's interview look that is so great.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
On her Yeah sastu, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
That's one of my favorite interview looks I've seen in
a while. I have to say, if you have everything
about it, Okay, I did have to You did tell
me that you called me really late last night to
say I had to say this.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
I did.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
I don't even agree with it, but I will say, Emily.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
White, cool, you can't say how much will interview. I'm
more London to what I call you on London time
every night.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
God, and he's like really into real houses London. We
have to record at four am. It's a am in London.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I mean yeah, it's eight pm in London. Sorry, Oh
all right, Moving on Juliet. She's a brand ambassador. She
I like how she well, she shaded Megan Markle and
was like, I've been here for fourteen years. That's longer
than Megan Markle lasted ooh snap. I mean yeah, I look,
(41:38):
it's a London It's a British joke and I'm here
for it. Don't care.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah, I just I don't know where to land on
the Megan mark Darling sea. I know you guys land
on it on Megan Markle. I was pretty hard to
Megan Markle for a long time.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
I'm kind of like over the whole. I was over
it from the jump, but even now I'm over it.
She has a show, right, so like have a show. Enjoy.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yeah, I don't care about any of that. I feel
like I feel like England always has to have a
villain in like their royalty, and I feel like it's
just on on Megan Markle now.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
But yeah, absolutely, I absolutely agree.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
And people make a lot of money off that. That's
the other reason I think that it has to happen,
Like press makes a ton of money. There's so much
clickbait over having a villain at that level.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
So what a story? What a story? Thank you, Thank you, Amy,
You're welcome. When Gregor was being told about how you know,
Juliette saw Amanda, and that was interesting because like, as
far as I'm concerned, I thought it had been years
since they had talked. But she is basically saying and
(42:51):
I don't know who she said this to or how
we found it outstat Okay, she said it. She said
that they she saw her like eight months ago and
they were having dinner in notting Hill and they were fine,
So like, what is this? That's what kind of threw
me for a loop. I thought that they both hated
(43:13):
each other, and Juliet hated her because she sent her
that text message. So why was Juliette saying, well, I
thought we were fine? Well, how would you have been
fine if she sent you that text message? Wouldn't you
have a problem with her?
Speaker 1 (43:25):
I My impression, based on like the mixing of Amanda
and USA Juliet's stories, is that, oh, they had a
really hard and fast friendship at the top of COVID
that took them into lockdown and they bonded way faster
than they ever normally would have. But then after like
it kind of settled, they weren't going.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
To be h right, Yeah, but Amanda sent that text.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
She made so many requests of USA Juliet, like, I
I love hearing those voice memos.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Bad was awesome. Talk about receipts. Amanda, all right, I'm
gonna need you to She reminded me of like the
boss from the office office, you know where he's like,
n Peter, I'm gonna need you to come in on Sunday.
It was like the version of is like, hello, Juliette,
I'm going to need you to come Sunday and do video,
(44:22):
and also can you get your grand me me to
be in it. I know she's dead, darling, but if
you could just dig her up and just put a
little bit of blush on her, that would be fabulous.
I'm also going to need you to draw some blood
and just show the people what blood type you are
so that they know that it's good for every blood type.
(44:45):
And like she chest was infuriatingly annoying with these requests.
If those were just two requests, I'm sure there were
a lot more.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
And if those were not some kind of brand deal
that they had out, I'm giving Amanda a chance to
say I paid her for those like me. But that
is not the.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Vibe I think juliet would have said, because she's like,
I'll do favors for any of my friends.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
True, but I wonder if brand deal's being an influencer.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
But here's what The only way Amanda could be correct
or I give her a pass is if Juliette's idea
of a favor is a huge discount, and so Amanda
did pay her, but it was at a big discounted
rate or something like a friend's rate or something like that,
to which I would be like, well, Juliet, don't do
a friend's rate like that. I would kind of have to.
(45:40):
But right now, the way it stands, I'm like, Amana,
are you fucking crazy?
Speaker 2 (45:44):
I'll give you unlimited visits to my in apartment. Spaw,
what's come in the back door? I'm shimmying like she
got is by the way.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yeah, once we got in there, like I what we
first saw it, I thought it was so cool, But
once we actually get in there, I'm like, this looks
like the storage closet at a clinic.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Like it's not yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
I don't know. I wanted it to look more magical
or something.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Well, once you had a person in there and you
could see the scale of like them laying there, and
then another person in there, and then another person in there,
You're like, there's not much room in here.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
But it's also just like white particle board wall, you know,
like copboard.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Like I'm just like, very sterile.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Well, and I know it has to be. There was
just something about it that I'm like, so.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
There was something about it. I can't I agree with you.
I can't one hundred percent articulate it, but it fell
off and it's not It wasn't the vibe. It's just
not the vibe.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yeah. And like you're paying to, according to her, like
a ton of money to probably get the same thing
you would get it, like if you just went into
the city and had it done for a lot less.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Well, let's think about it. Would you rather, you know,
roll up in your car to somebody's house and have
parking right there, walk up someone's stairs and just go
privately and not have to deal with like city or
other customers or clients, and then be done with it
and then leave.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
I get I don't. I wouldn't give two shits. If
it was a fraction of the price to go, I
will drive, you know me, I don't think it was.
I will drive. It was a fashion away.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
I don't think she was getting a discount that lady.
It's a m say.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
That's what I'm saying. I don't think it's worth the value.
It's not worth the price that you pay to go
sit in Amanda's house to have this shit done. I
would much rather pay a lot less and go into
the city and deal with parking or whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Hm.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
I was like, it can't be that good. And also
I'm like if I don't know, it just felt like
if shit goes south, like I wouldn't be in a facility.
I wouldn't be like.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
If your botox goes wrong. I just have this sneaking
suspicion that that's Amanda's only VIP client that comes to
that room, you know, and it was only for this shoot.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Yeah, okay, now now we're making a good point.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Like I teak, Amanda gets her treatments there, and that's it.
Like she's a VIP client and this lady is and
that's it.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
To quote Jeremy Karen's husband, right.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
It's like, oh, Jeremy Karen's husband. I loved him. That
was great seeing that together and hearing him just delight
in how ridiculous it is to say that he doesn't
bear her.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah. Karen's like, she said, your husband can't stand you. Right,
I'm wrong, say wrong, Jeremy.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Oh, I see you wanted you wanted him to actually
say something. Yeah, that's a good point. He actually didn't disagree.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
He was like agreeing with everything. Right, It could have
gone both ways.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did like getting to know him.
He seems nice.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Yeah, it was good to get there. I would god,
I know. Can I just take him minute to make
a note just to producers editors, Maybe because we're on
the heels of this Salt Lake City menu fake restaurant
is it? Isn't it frenzy that we've all been on
this week, this journey, but we had it again. And
also the watermelon with Eddie and Tamara in the last
(49:42):
oc If we are going to shoot at these tables
and in these restaurants, we need continuity because guess what
the viewers know the process of the way food is
eaten and when things are brought to the table, so
that Karen and Jeremy are sitting there having dessert, the
meal is over, and then we get the waiters bringing menus.
(50:03):
What menus are we bringing after dessert port Nope, liqueur
that came with the dessert. That came with the dessert menu. Anyway,
Cigar Cigarettes, feel free to edit all this. I have
been talking to myself entertainment.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Oh my god, I can't believe we forgot to talk
about the clown that the chef is a clown on
below deck oops.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
A memorable clown. We call him memorable clown.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
We forget like somebody showed up in their actual confessional
as a clown.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
And what these clown people do, that's what these clown
people do. That shit they do, clown school shits all.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Right. Now we have Amanda and Juliet. They go to
lunch and this restaurant that allows dogs inside. Okay, I'm sorry,
I don't. I'm not into that. You put your dog
on the table looking drinking from it.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
No, I love my dog. I love my dog. No,
I don't. I'm not into it. Okay, I mean, like
if it was my dog, absolutely for sure.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
But that's how we all feel. That's how we all feel,
right yep, and that's where we land. So like I
see outside, like I get it when you're outside and
you have the dogs there. Yeah, I'm that fine with that.
It's outside.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Yeah, I don't care. There was something about like I mean,
and then I'm like, well, is it even fair to
the dog if your dog is so clean and you're
so confident you could put this dog on your on
the table. I'm like, what kind of life is that
for the dog?
Speaker 2 (51:58):
Like, I don't know what kind of life is that
for the dog? You don't think a dog to be
near a table.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
No, I'm saying if you are, like, my dog is
so sanitary that I can put it on this restaurant table,
Like what are you using it? Clean that dog with that?
You're gonna just it's you can eat off this dog.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
He's one of my v IP clients and bring them
up privately up the stairs. TRT TRT trots up there.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
I want the imna want people's feet on there.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
I was just saying, you don't want people's feet on there.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Like I wouldn't put your feet on the table.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
Now is a restaurant, Hi, thank you. If this restaurant
is specifically for people and their dogs, now that's a
different story.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
It is specifically they have a dog.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Many Yeah, I know, but that could just be like
if regular people are going to go there without dogs,
is what I'm saying, then it's wrong. But if it's
just like everybody knows that it's called like it's called
like lads and leashes, you know, that's pretty good. Let's
(53:18):
just say it's called that, right, so it already says
it in the title, and it's like arrest it's a
beast stroph But you and you'll loved veryone, so we
all know going in that's what it's for.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
I'm with you. But if it's just dog friendly.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
Then we have this. It was too much, all right anyway.
I love the God, I love being there. The wood
paneling on the walls, just the tables, everything is just
so magnificent. Now this is where we get and we
got a little taste of it at that picnic at
Hyde Park, but this is where we get even more
(53:55):
so Amanda and her fuck around and find out personality.
She is there and no one really knows too much
about it, and she's letting her light shine and I
am very much here for it. And Juliet the British
Juliet was pretty shaken about it, and Amanda stood her
(54:15):
ground and I am loving this for the real Housewives
of London. Yeah, and you know, first we have all
this talk about dogs and dog magazine and you should
have your dog and this dog magazine with my dog
and my dog's a star of dog magazines. And then
Juliet's like, well, I didn't like how you annihilated, Juliet,
(54:36):
and you throw the first You threw the first punch
because you said you were never my friend, which she
was wrong because she actually said we were never best friends.
We got that throwback, and we also got the explanation
that they were. She didn't want to get into that
other friend, but she said, like we just dropped off
(54:57):
after the pandemic. But then she continued on and said
that Juliette showed her that she was very disloyal. And
let's also not forget that Juliet American. Juliet dropped some
little breadcrumbs, saying that Amanda said she didn't want to
be friends with this other person anymore for fear that
(55:18):
people would think that she's bisexual, because this person is bisexual,
so she didn't want to be associated with her. And
then Juliet the American goes on to also say they
were fighting like lovers, So she's kind of laying the
breadcrumbs out there that we should now be questioning her
(55:40):
sexual relationship with this other person, which is exactly apparently
what Amanda didn't want. But now Juliet is laying that
out for us, which is very shady.
Speaker 1 (55:50):
Yeah, and I think it's very shady on USA Juliette's part,
But I think, like, if you're gonna act like you
don't know USA Juliet, and you were not friends and
you don't have this history, then yeah, USA Juliet has
to start like laying down some facts as her motive,
(56:12):
like some motives.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
That's right, Amanda saying like that there was a hate
campaign against her for six to eight months from this
other lady, and that Juliet knew that this other woman
was talking about her this whole time, but American Juliet
didn't tell her that this was going on, and so
that was disloyal. Amanda heard it from a stranger that
(56:35):
this person was talking about her, and so she's really
pissed about that.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
If this is a if this is a month's long
hate campaign and she only heard it from one person,
I'm gonna say define month's long hate campaign.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
Right, I mean did she did she She probably just
said we don't talk anymore. I mean, she probably said something,
but she probably said it to one person, probably that
one client that went up to Amanda's private spa. But
also Amanda was like pissed off a British Julia and
was like, no, you didn't have my back, No you
(57:17):
didn't you left me in any your picnic. And then
she's like no, I didn't. I came right over actually,
and then she's like, you're a terrible host. It's like,
holy shit, yeah, I got real personal f around and
find out she will go for it. She does not care.
She will leave them all dead behind her.
Speaker 1 (57:38):
And be totally wrong. This is a perfect housewife.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
It is for her to be like, you're a terrible host.
And then she goes, you chose you aside, so go off,
now go off. She just dismisses her. I was like,
I thought you guys were going to do dog magazines together. Geez,
this really went left it Lads Leashes?
Speaker 1 (58:01):
Lord, the last is that Lads of Leashes? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (58:08):
So wow wow wo wow wow wow great episode.
Speaker 1 (58:12):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2 (58:14):
Yeah, absolutely love it.
Speaker 1 (58:16):
I think we're gonna we end at that Sketch restaurant.
The the that Nessian is it it's Australian? Is it UK?
Or Australian? Juliet or is her husband Australian.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
Juliet's Australian and her husband's British. I don't know, Yeah,
any problem.
Speaker 1 (58:35):
They're there and they're like, oh, the Americans like Sketch
and when my American friends are here, they want to
eat at sketch.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
All right, yes I did, yes, Oh, all right, okay,
I guess we'll go there.
Speaker 1 (58:52):
Got too. I'm sure that OC was like, we're going
to film a sketch. Sketch.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
That's such a great name. Yeah, it's like the equivalent
of catch here.
Speaker 1 (59:05):
Yes, yes, it totally is. And it's been there for
twenty two years, so I guess yeah, it's an institution
at this point, I mean think anyway.
Speaker 2 (59:19):
Anyway, that's ool, all right, darlings. Well you know I
can't wait to talk more about it episode seven next week.
Hope you guys enjoyed this recap. If you want more
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Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hey, everybody, welcome back in guess what today we're gonna
be talking about the premiere of Below deck Men. Yeah,
so for all you leaders out there, I know you're
excited because you're all doing great. And then we're gonna
take a quick break and then we're gonna get into
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to get into watching that, Emla are our primary. She
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to the podcast notes right here, just scroll down and
click that link. So, before we get into ballet, Dick Mead,
Emila has a great story to tell about this morning. Emily.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay, well, you guys know I'm a huge Howard Stern fan,
and if you don't, I'm a huge Hour Stern fan.
And my beloved good pal Jeff Hiller was on as
a guest today and because Howard and Beth love somebody
somewhere at the show on HBO, and I told Jeff
as soon as I found out, I was like, you
(01:45):
got to tell Beth if you've talked to her ever,
she needs to use her EpiPen because she goes out
and walks and she's allergic to bees as an adult
and all this. So then today Jeff said, my friend
Emily wanted me to tell Beth to use her EpiPen.
And Howard's like, your friend is right.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh my god, Howard Stern heard your name and agreed
with you.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
And they said I was right.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
God, there's nothing better than to be told you're right,
and then to be told that you're right by Howard Stern. Yeah,
this is an also level.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Beth needs to use that EpiPen. It she goes for
walks without it and makes me veryr We cannot lose Beth,
we can't. Yeah, but I also want to say that Jeff.
His audiobook is it should win a Grammy. It's so good.
It's called Actress of a Certain Age. It is amazing,
and it'll make you laugh, It'll make you cry, he laughs,
(02:39):
he cries in it, it's so good. And then also
obviously somebody somewhere on HBO that he recently won an
Emmy four. I'm very proud of him.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You're really friends with a star, Emily, and that is
Amy Phillips. Thank you so much. Welcome to drama, darling. Everybody,
we're gonna moving on, Well, why don't we welcome ourselves
into below deck? Med But it does. Everyone can do it. God,
(03:10):
I feel I really believe in this crew, in this
cast until the should hit the fan and even episode one, Emily,
I'm really excited for this season. I really like the cast.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
AKA shit hits the fan. You mean when the jet
ski hits the light post.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
When the jet ski hits the light post, you know,
you know it's gonna be good. Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, it's been a minute since we have seen a
deck crew in total chaos from start to finish. There's
usually something to ground them. There is nothing grounding this
deck crew, like and you you really we're spending We're
gonna spend a lot of time out on that deck.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Because I had about the laundry room. That was last season,
Yeah was last season? Deck is this season? Quite frankly, specifically,
I don't know the bow. Oh no, that looked like
the aft deck. So I think we're going to be Oh,
I think we're going to be spending some time on
the aft. Now.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Even if you're both it's a total screw up, you
at least have great crew around them. Nobody knows what
the hell they're doing out there.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
They don't uh now. Also, the last time a jet
ski got out of control and hit something and broke it,
I believe was on Captain Jason's watch. Am I correct
about that?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I don't remember?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh boy, Anyway, it did happen, and it happened recently,
so the darlings will tell us, but I remember it
very and it It's interesting because both captains and I
don't know who it was, could have been Carry and Sandy,
they're very chill in the moment and they don't panic,
and then it hits and it's just a complete catastrophe,
(05:00):
and they still see their chill all the way through
to the end, and in this episode between the jet
ski just floating off, between them not being able to
really properly get the water toys in the water at
the right time and the crash into the light, Captain
Sandy's response is like, we're gonna have a meeting. We
(05:24):
love a meeting about that, right, like, right in the
middle of the chaos, She's like, We're gonna have a
meeting about this. They look like they were trying to,
you know, back in the day of when they used
to have lions in a circus, you know, when they
were trying to wrangle a lion.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, yeah, that's what it looked like. It totally did,
and then they were killed by the lion.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
They were the lion took the arm off of one
of them.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
And a jet ski's a wild animal. You conttame it,
but it's gonna snap one day.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
And what were they calling them naughty boys?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Was that?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Were were they calling the naughty boys the jet skis?
Remember the deck crew was calling the naughty boys something.
I was like, are they calling the naughty boys the
jet ski because if that's the case, they really lived
up to their name. Or were they just calling I
don't know what they were calling the naughty boys. I
couldn't get to it. We'll figure it. Well, we'll catch
that on the back end next week. But let's go
through motor Yacht Bravado. Interesting. I like that it's called
(06:26):
the word bravo in the title.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh yeah, that is a good call. I didn't put
that together.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well, you gotta you gotta listen, you gotta learn, you
gotta pay attention. Emily. All right, it's fun to have
Sandy back. She she knows Spain, and she knows this doc.
She knows Barcelona, Barcelona like the back of her white capris.
She knows it. And so she's gonna have no problem docking,
(06:55):
thank god, because these guys clearly don't want to mess
that up, and they probably will. All right, So how
about the beginning when we see the reveal of Gail
being pregnant, So Nathan and Gail are expecting.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, now they are, I think when they originally cast
this season, I am surprised that Gail, because she wasn't
pregnant then, wasn't asked to be the boastin because she
was so competent, right, way more confident than he was.
Like from what we saw from that.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Season, right, Oh, I wonder hmm, that's really maybe she
was on another boat. Maybe she's on another boat that
that's probably what it is. I'm guessing. I don't know,
like a lot of you know, for example, Asia, she's
not doing boats in between anymore. You know, like she's
getting on this boat because it's a TV job and
(07:55):
she's like, oh, I can't walk, you know, she's like
very she hasn't done it in like a year probably,
so whereas other people who haven't even done below deck
for a very long time, they're they're taking the next job.
So it could have been that he was just available
and she wasn't, because I completely agree, it wouldn't have
made sense for him to be the boson. And like
(08:17):
you said, the flash forward would say that he didn't
even know right then that she that they were going
to be pregnant, and she must have been by the
time he got on there.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It sounds like it was an accident.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, it does, because they broke up and he's like,
I want to, you know, play the field. I'm young.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Unless it's like unless it sounds like she comes to
visit him on the boat, and maybe that's when it
happens because they they had that baby recently and are
and like after the season ended, so they must have
picked up cameras to get that right. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
They could have done that confessional anywhere. They could have
done it, yea, but yeah, so interesting. Uh wow, Yeah,
it was sad to hear, like, it was really cute
last season to see them walk off and be excited
to start this relationship. And then of course we hear
from Nathan that you know, long distance is very difficult,
and then he is the one that sort of just
(09:21):
like let it go.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It is a man's world, maybe when a girl like
Gail is not the one. I'm like, dude, you made
that decision. Holy shit, I.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Can't believe that gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Like like insanely talented, like so I'm just yeah, I like, okay, all.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Right, hmm. Isn't that the way? And he didn't even
seem like that big of a douchebag.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
No, that's what I mean. I'm just like, he's okay, right,
he's just okay. Yeah, Gail is like the closest we'll
get to an actual wonder woman, and he's like, I
want to fuck around.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I argue that I uh, i'd say, I am all right,
let's get into the season. What is the name of
the chef? I got everybody's name somehow it just passed
right by me, and then I didn't look back. It
Josh good, Josh Well. I like, of course that he's
Michelin Star. That's very important for Sandy to know off
(10:33):
the top of Michelin Star. Huh yeah, he's worked at
Michelin Star restaurants, is what I mean. And it's gonna
be great. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be it's
gonna be a great charter season already, just a pep
in her step. Shocking that Max the French guy is back.
This lackadaisical sloppy was always on the ropes, practically got
(10:58):
fired one to quit two weeks before the end of
the charter season. And he's back, and he's saying very
odd things that I don't know if it's just that
he's translating in them, translating them in the wrong way,
but I don't know, it's it's.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
He's explaining the French Revolution and he's gonna basically not.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
That that I had no problem with when he said
Kizzy is a visual dildo. Oh that is concerning, and when.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
That wasn't about the French Revolution. This to me now.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Maybe I don't know, but he look, I would rather
be called anything else, anything else.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But that, Yeah, anything else.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Throw it at me, don't though, guys don't can't handle it. Yeah,
and then he's he's doing the OOHI you know, like
the French people they're like, oh, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
What between him and Solon? I mean, we are getting
these heightened versions of the French on these boats.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
They're like cartoon characters like Peppi.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
You know, she really was like Peppe.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Actually she was. She was, except the recipients were actually.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
They were into it.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what the what's the word
when you agree?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Can?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
They were consenting? Sorry, they were consenting. Whereas poor little
female skunk, yeah, shall remain nameless cat that was her name.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
No, I mean it was wasn't it. It wasn't it
a cat? He was always like miable.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Oh I thought it was another skunk, but yeah, you're
probably right.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, she had the same black and white as well.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
How about this. I was this years old when I
found out that the skunk was chasing a cat. So yeah,
so he's back the chef Josh. When he tells that
story about the angry chef who practically burned him, I
(13:18):
was like, yeah, that checks out.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
We talk about this every single time a new season starts.
I always say chefs are very disturbed. Most chefs are
very disturbed and angry. And this does not surprise me
one bit.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
No, it doesn't. What surprised me is that he didn't
have scars, physical scars on his face. That's what surprised
me about that. I believe him because, as you say, chefs,
how do we say chefs are fucking batshit?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
No offense to some of the chefs out there who aren't.
We know you aren't, but yes, and you probably know
that a lot are right.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
It is wild, just that there is a group of
them that have acted such a way that we now
just associate the whole group with that kind of chef.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
It's too bad. He did have a scar. It was
in the shape of a lightning bolt on his forehead
right below right here lines magical, Oh my gosh. And
then Asia, of course she's just coming in like a
water wolf.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Couldn't handle this.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I can't come in cold onto a boat and have
that come in at me. I would just be like, Okay,
I kind of not that I wanted I got Kissy
at all whatever, Like she's got it, but I get
that she's got to like take her energy solow to
hang with Asia, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, you gotta balance it out.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, but not to the point where you're just like, oh, cool,
your boyfriend died. Not to that level, but like that.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Thing was wild. So v who's the news too, She's
cuman her boyfriend with this him dying like eleven months
ago on her birthday. Well, here's the thing. She set
the tone. And I think her setting the tone with
like kind of laughing about it as something that she's
it's just you know, it's the way she's coping. And
(15:37):
you know, they were kind of yes ending her. Although
so I don't think if she was doing that that
Kissy would have been smiling. I don't know if she
would have got I would have hoped not been weir.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
It was it was more that like she's just like,
I'm gonna go fully into not caring and making jokes
about this. And as much as I like dark humor,
I was like, oh, this feels off.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Like it's okay for her for V to joke about it.
You don't. You don't get to do that. I agree
with you.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, Like I feel like V was just like trying
to not cry, but clearly it's top of mind for her.
It's like the first thing she says out of the
gate to explain, like who you.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Know it should It could have been Kizzy's like attempt
at trying to make her not cry, That's what I'm saying, Like,
I don't think it was right that she took that angle, okay,
but I think that may have been what it is
because she set that tone and then she could see
she was wavering, and so maybe she was just like, oh, well,
you know, I'm British, so I or maybe Asha called
that out, but I don't know. That's why I'm like,
(16:42):
if she wasn't joking about it, I really hope Kizzy
wouldn't have made a joke. That's what I'm really hoping Kissy.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
The benefit of the doubt on that.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, what a I mean having a diving instructor drown
I mean that you know, yeah, well you know the
only good thing about that is he probably died doing
what he loved to do, and that's something to be said.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
True.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Okay, all right, well Christian who clearly doesn't know much
about anything yet he was a pilot. Now he's a
deckhand and he he doesn't know how to do a
knot and that jet ski went right off sailing away.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
That that to me is unfor I would be like,
we need another deckhand if you don't know nuts.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
That happened in another charter. I remember when like several
of them went floating away. Yes, and nobody was even around.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yes, that was the Greek guy right that that got
kicked off the boat for like punching the cabinet.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Oh wow, that was him, that was real.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Thought so yeah, I thought so. But but yeah he
had I don't think there was an did he admit?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, the freak?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I didn't. No, I'm saying christ flat out admitted I
didn't tie it. Not right. I'm like, oh man, all right, dude,
go back it air.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
At least he owned it. He owned it. Such a bummer.
Nathan and Tessa will the bosa and one of the
stews have food poisoning and they're stuck in the hotel.
That's horrific for anybody. And I love when Sandy was
trying to talk to Nathan and she's like, wow, hydrate, okay,
(18:35):
hydrate a lot, all right, just throw up and hydrate,
you know, just let it all run out. Okay, get
those electrolytes and then acause I can't leave the doc.
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
What did they both eat at that hotel? And then
I thought, oh, were they looking up at the hotel
and going to dinner, like sharing a meal together?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Oh well, I mean, well, I don't know. I don't
I don't think that's that wasn't the case, because there's
a fast and furious rule. It's neither one of those,
actually fous, Yeah, it's neither one of those. There's a
solid rule in place where nobody meets up before they
walk on that yacht, so everyone's surprised when they get there.
(19:19):
So for example, when Asia's like sees Nathan and she
didn't know he was going to be there, so they
cannot it's almost like Love Island or The Bachelor, where
you cannot communicate with that person before you arrive.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. So
they just randomly both got the same exact place.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Well, they're at the same hotel. I mean, they could
have been as simple as the water or the milk,
you know, in the coffee. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, I bet you.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
They said a lot of people at the hotel were
getting sick, so it had to have been something very broad. Yeah, okay,
Emily's getting.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Nine months? How many kids? Right?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Oh my god? We get the wrath of Sandy meeting,
you know, at the very beginning when she finally gets
everybody together and she's like, you're gonna face my raft.
All right, I know you guys can do it. I
believe in all of you, so it's not scary. But okay,
so we're at sea, and what is the most important
(20:24):
thing to get in the water. Let's all say it
together on the count of three, one two, three water toys?
Oh yeah, bitcoins. Three bitcoins in the fountain, each one
seeking happiness. Okay, well, yeah, so we have these. I
didn't even talk about the charter guests, all of them.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Douchebegs that necklace, that bitcoin necklace. There's weird kisses.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Those kisses, those kisses, those kisses, those are like young
lovers kisses.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Those are like what's his head? From this past season
of Love Island.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Remember, Oh yes, I do remember those are like I mean, look, no, Tea,
I mean, no, shade. I'm getting all my references wrong.
I'm like Teresa, when you're young and in love, sure,
go for it. They don't seem like they're that young.
(21:29):
He is not, and they're definitely not young.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
No, and that is the other part of that.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
But like, I haven't kissed Bret like that. I don't
even know if we ever have. It's possible, like when
we first were together, you know what I mean, Like
that is a cute thing that you can do. You
guys can do that.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
You guys can be gun pecking on the lips. That
is so bonkers to me. I don't even understand it, but.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Like staccato kind of like yeah, I don't know, I
don't know. It wouldn't be that many, I suppose. If
we're really drilling down on this, I think it's just
like I could see like a one, two, three, I
could see like three times.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Sure, Okay, I've been thinking about that.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Well, we have to do. We got to think about
the numbers, because you're saying that they were upwards of
what ten? Because I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Oh at least. And now, in fairness, they cut back
to it and they were still going, so maybe they
loved it.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
But I didn't see the cutback. They cut back, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
And so there must have been there had to be
like over ten.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
All right, Well, look, I didn't see the cutback, so
I wasn't counting the way you were. If there was
a cutback, I have a feeling that was editing, but
who knows.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Well, if it was editing, it was only because they
had been. That is the way these people were kissing
multiple times.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
They were counting their bitcoins and kisses. Yeah, what is
up with like him being I can get my money,
I can order money to be delivered to me ten
million dollars. I'm just like, dude, go go deliver, Go
get your money delivered, Go get it delivered. Then I
(23:19):
hate what are you doing here? And the she's like, god,
could you get me deliver crick water? And then if
that were me, I'd be like making a joke. You
can have that delivered to me if you want to know, seriously, seriously,
can you please have some money delivered to me? Why
would you say that?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Do not tip them? Well, after all that.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
They're gonna tip in bitcoin. You know that, right, that's
gonna mean nothing. That's gonna mean it'll mean something.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
It'll mean something. As long as it's bitcoin, it'll be great.
Don't don't do some dumb bullshit with these people.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
But they can't do anything with the bitcoin. It'll just
sit somewhere and like a I.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Don't have the Vendeell it, grandma, you have a coin wallet. Hopefully, look,
hopefully they get ten million dollars delivered to the boat
and then they can give it cash. But oh win,
however they do it better be good.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Okay, So let's say I'm going to put you on
the spot here. Let's say they do tip in bitcoin
and each person would get what would be the equivalent
if you can do the math of fifteen hundred dollars
per person, what would that equal in bitcoin?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Well, I mean it's it's one bitcoin. I don't even
know what it is, right, It's over one hundred thousand
dollars right now, so I don't know. Oh. Oh, so
they'd have to split the coin into.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Like oh, got it.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah, so it'd be like a fraction of Oh.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I can't deal with that bullshit. I'd be pissed. I'd
be like, take your bitcoins and shove them up your bitcoin.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
You would get a coin wallet and they would they
would transfer a percentage of the bitcoin to you, and
then you would just cash it out and put it
in your bank account as cash. I'll do a video
on Patreon later on how to get bitcoin from the primary.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Okay, that sounds a good idea. All right, So the
water toys are not in the water. The bitcoys are flying,
and Sandy says to Nathan, She's like, you gotta be faster.
And he's like, oh no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And
she's like, hey, come here, I'll be sorry. All right,
you're learning. You're just a wee You're just a wee lad.
(25:42):
Get in my sea bosom. Come on, let me hold
you for a second. Let me tell you a story
about the first time I met a water toy. All Right,
it's good to have her back, Yeah, sure is it?
Sure is?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Slowing in control with that jet ski. That was some nasty,
little out of control jet ski. Okay, I think we've
wrapped up below deck med So why don't we move
on to the Real Housewives of London. I love this
show so much.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
This is it too.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Okay, this is episode six, right, six correct? So seven
is already up. And I had to stop myself from
watching it last night because they come out on Mondays
for us, like Monday nights is when we would get them, right,
I mean it's Monday for them too, But I'm just
saying like, we don't get until later.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
I think, yeah, well we get them. I guess at
midnight UK time, which whatever time zone that you're in, Amy's, Amy's,
You're feeling it.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Tell everybody, I'm yawning. They can't.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
They can't see you got this?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
See it. The people who are listening on the public
or they don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
They can feel it. They can feel it. And Amy
was up all night waiting for that London seven to.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Dry, and I didn't even watch it. I was a
good girl. I was a good girl.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I'm anyway, Wait, do you still think coming into this
we're back at that luncheon, Juliet's luncheon. The more I'm
watching it, the more I'm like, no, I feel like
this is pretty real.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
It is. I agree, I agree with you, I agree,
I agree. I agree. So like last week, I thought, oh,
even if this isn't I thought, this is real no
matter what. But maybe they've already played it out with
each other and they're just bringing it up on the
show now And it didn't matter to me, but absolutely,
you know, we need time with these ladies. And as
we continued in Hyde Park for Juliet Juliette's posh picnic
(27:53):
and Juliet Angus, Juliet the American arrives and Amanda didn't
know that she was coming, and they in their little
fight about we were never best friends, and they were talking,
they were really calling each other out. So then we
already talked about that last week. But Juliet is telling,
(28:15):
you know, basically saying to the other Juliet, you know,
I can't believe this. I'm very upset. I mean, I
don't know what she's doing. I don't know who this is.
This is like a character. And when she was like
when she said I didn't know her daughter, and then
Juliet Angus was like she started to cry, you know,
and then did you notice how the other housewives were like, oh,
(28:37):
like trying to console her, and then she was like, no.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I mean really, no, I mean it's like I really,
I mean, I mean I was there.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
She just like completely she just like railroaded them over
their empathetic responses. It was so annoying. I was like,
that's the kind of person she is, you know, like
she is somebody who wants to be heard so bad
that when there's a pause or someone's interjecting, they're not
(29:06):
quite done with their soliloquy. They can't have a you know,
a back and forth kind of like what I'm doing
right now to Emily and and so and so, I
wouldn't trying to say, is that you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, wait, you're saying that. USA. Juliet is like this, Yeah,
I feel that way with Panthea also, Oh well.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, that's that's kind of a given. But it was
just surprising to hear or see Juliet be like that
much to like.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
What we were kind of talking about with below Deck.
I felt like I thought maybe that was a defense thing,
like she she was like, oh shit, I'm if if
I get too much into the weeds on this, it's
really gonna really upset me and I won't be able
to control my emotions. I thought it was more of
just like a push away.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
It was, but it was real aggressive, Okay, it was.
It was I'm trying to control my emotions but also
fucked straight off because I'm not done yet. It was both.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Emily, Yeah, I was like, yeah, I'm gonna be crying,
so here's a stick of dynamite in your face. And
I was like, oh, no, it's actually no, it's actually no,
it's actually no, it's actually really sad.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
My god, I know that's why we were trying to
comfort you. Lose cannon. So then this was so unexpected
to have that.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Little dumb a bit of a sage, bit.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Of a sage. Oh my god, the husband's bit of
excitement over the bit bit of excitement. God, I love
the Brits. Yeah, a bit of excitement after that happened.
I did not know that Panthea and Karen were gonna
go jugular, jugular.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Especially after their stroll on the beautiful like grounds last
week at the Pond and their makeup.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Panthea is unhinged. Panthea is absolutely insane.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Totally, and it does not help that everything good or
bad comes with a smirk. It's like this part is
like always just like it is.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
It's like an evil Disney villain.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yes, I don't know how she's gonna not do that.
But it is in fear. I mean, I was livid
for Karen.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Oh my gosh, Karen was so genuinely upset she could
barely even put words together, and she was so shaken
that she was about to cry. I did not like that.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
And to what end of Panthea like, to what end?
To what end you are saying her actions are the
West End to the west End? West End girls? She
is making Karen right by the second.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah, the thing that.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
She's really upset about is that Karen said she's a narcissist,
right right, Isn't that at the heart of it? And
that she wouldn't let and Karen's like, you don't let
people talk. And then Panthea, out of nowhere, Hijackson's day
and makes it about her and screams at Karen. I'm
just like, well, Karen maybe wasn't correct, but I think
(32:35):
she is now.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
And she's getting the names of the places wrong. Panthea
is saying the wrong places. Karen is simply trying to
correct her. Where she moved from, where she has a house,
where she lived, that she went from London. It doesn't matter.
(32:58):
The point is like Panthea has such an axe to
grind with her, and then she starts bringing stuff out
of nowhere with you, say you're worth four hundred and
fifty million dollars. Where's your husband? Your husband can't stand
you you yikes, Now we're bringing that husband into it.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
I mean she's she Panthea is on a war path
right now for Karen. So she I will say this.
I don't know Panthea from a hole in the wall
because we've not we don't know any of these women yet.
But she must have some information that we don't know
yet to go this hard on Karen. Okay, or she's
(33:48):
fucking nuts. And that's why she had us go to
the doctor with her so the doctor could say on camera,
she's mentally unstable if she's going through a mena pause,
a wave of like hormonal issues, and she's not making
good decisions. So so Pantheon knows she's wrong, or else
(34:10):
we wouldn't have she wanted. She took us to the
doctor's office so that the doctor could say, you're not
responsible for your emotions right now. It's hormones.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
But even though we all are like, but didn't the
doctor say you're not going through well, you're not going
through menopause. But she she did, I guess, say that
she's going through perimenopause, correct or did she say that?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
The doctor said no, I don't think so, yeah, I'll
be right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
So she's basically saying, it's not hormones. You're absolutely bonkas dolling. Yes,
you thought you're going to get to diagnosis here and
there's no excuse.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yes. So in that way, I think Pantheon knows that
she fucks up, and she was really hoping to have
like a doctor's note for it, a doctor note, Yeah,
you're fine. Sorry, you're fine.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Right, you can act like a level headed person on
this show, all right, and.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Even ps perimenopause menopause, Like I'm also like, don't put
this shit on perimenopause menopause, Like.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
No, it's true, though you do, it is true?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Sorry, okay. But also I think Panthea has I think
I haven't reached Panthea level at all, but I do
know that some mental challenges come with that. Okay, Then
I have a hunch Panthea then has been going through
perimenopause menopause for most of her life, right, because if
(35:39):
this is the baseline that thing's going.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
On you're jealous of my husband, You're jealous of my life.
It's like you so basically, you're just you wrote down
a bunch of lines that housewives would say, and you
throw them in a hat. You shook it up and
under the table. You're just pulling them out. You're just
pulling them out and reading them, you know, because this
is not making any sense. Get a life, Get a life.
(36:07):
What how does she not have a life.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
She's got like so much life, Karen.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
She's got nine lives. She's a cat, she is a cat.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Get a life, get it, nine lives. Getting I'm trying
to Morris the cat. I was like, what is that
fucking nine lives cat? Is Moors? Remember?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Is that the same cat that Pepula pew was Jason?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Because, uh, Morris the cat from the nine lives commercial
and then you give me nine he had like they
tried to make him sound like Garfield but it was
nine lives.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
But he's like, oh, nine lives.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
And I was like, I'm glad you give me nine lives.
I'm glad I give you nine lives for the one
you've given me. Yeah, And that's to your point. That is, Karen,
that is Karen.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
That is such a beautiful little jingle. Oh my god,
that is so sweet. Can you can you just sing
that again? Go ahead, I got a beat for you.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I'm glad I feed you nine lives for the one
you've given me.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Oh my god, like a housewife in the studio. You
nailed it. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Now I'm gonna go fuck the guy for ninety eight degrees.
Keep the MIC's.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Open because I'm gonna have my mouth open. De disgusting, disgusting.
Karen's daughter is lovely, and I really felt awful that
both of her daughters were there, but the one that
came up and was like, she's insufferable, mother, let's go.
It's like I love her so much. Insufferable British gea.
(38:04):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah, I would love to see all other daughters take.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
She would they would be more like cocne though, like
they would be like, come on, she's insufferable. Oh she
was inferble. Oh he can get some fish and chips.
He's just ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Mother, I'm pudding, she said, schole, mother. We need a
kind of chick is.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Just flip your tea cup, mother, It's just boloney. First
Ride Claus Boloney, what's my Narnia Minonnia, Narnia.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Millennia?
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Like are we in Narnia? Which the words.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Getting a guget? Mother, come shufferble, get into closet, Nannia Molonnia.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah, I got to go. I got wait home on
I were I know you do an accident like Teresa.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Wait.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Uh that'sh right, Oh my god, that's good. I go
came on ge Yeah, we go a gay Chilie. I
can't do it.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
It's so hard. You had it, No, you had it.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
All right, I got I got some work to do.
Speaking of vocal things.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
A sorry, go ahead, sorry, I stuff go ahead.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Uh. Juliette's vocal coach was also at this picnic.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yeah, he sure was.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
He He will get his moment again. That won't be
cut off, all right. We go to Juliette. As we
go to Juliet Angus's home, and I gotta tell you,
I got I gotta thing for Gregor. I do I
like that guy?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Oh really yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
I like him. I like his vibe. I like how
he's so chill. I like how he's just like okay,
and uh, you know he's just I like his vibe Okay,
that's great, thank you.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
I like Juliet's interview look that is so great.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
On her Yeah sastu, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
That's one of my favorite interview looks I've seen in
a while. I have to say, if you have everything
about it, Okay, I did have to You did tell
me that you called me really late last night to
say I had to say this.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
I did.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
I don't even agree with it, but I will say, Emily.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
White, cool, you can't say how much will interview. I'm
more London to what I call you on London time
every night.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
God, and he's like really into real houses London. We
have to record at four am. It's a am in London.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I mean yeah, it's eight pm in London. Sorry, Oh
all right, Moving on Juliet. She's a brand ambassador. She
I like how she well, she shaded Megan Markle and
was like, I've been here for fourteen years. That's longer
than Megan Markle lasted ooh snap. I mean yeah, I look,
(41:38):
it's a London It's a British joke and I'm here
for it. Don't care.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah, I just I don't know where to land on
the Megan mark Darling sea. I know you guys land
on it on Megan Markle. I was pretty hard to
Megan Markle for a long time.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
I'm kind of like over the whole. I was over
it from the jump, but even now I'm over it.
She has a show, right, so like have a show. Enjoy.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yeah, I don't care about any of that. I feel
like I feel like England always has to have a
villain in like their royalty, and I feel like it's
just on on Megan Markle now.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
But yeah, absolutely, I absolutely agree.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
And people make a lot of money off that. That's
the other reason I think that it has to happen,
Like press makes a ton of money. There's so much
clickbait over having a villain at that level.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
So what a story? What a story? Thank you, Thank you, Amy,
You're welcome. When Gregor was being told about how you know,
Juliette saw Amanda, and that was interesting because like, as
far as I'm concerned, I thought it had been years
since they had talked. But she is basically saying and
(42:51):
I don't know who she said this to or how
we found it outstat Okay, she said it. She said
that they she saw her like eight months ago and
they were having dinner in notting Hill and they were fine,
So like, what is this? That's what kind of threw
me for a loop. I thought that they both hated
(43:13):
each other, and Juliet hated her because she sent her
that text message. So why was Juliette saying, well, I
thought we were fine? Well, how would you have been
fine if she sent you that text message? Wouldn't you
have a problem with her?
Speaker 1 (43:25):
I My impression, based on like the mixing of Amanda
and USA Juliet's stories, is that, oh, they had a
really hard and fast friendship at the top of COVID
that took them into lockdown and they bonded way faster
than they ever normally would have. But then after like
it kind of settled, they weren't going.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
To be h right, Yeah, but Amanda sent that text.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
She made so many requests of USA Juliet, like, I
I love hearing those voice memos.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Bad was awesome. Talk about receipts. Amanda, all right, I'm
gonna need you to She reminded me of like the
boss from the office office, you know where he's like,
n Peter, I'm gonna need you to come in on Sunday.
It was like the version of is like, hello, Juliette,
I'm going to need you to come Sunday and do video,
(44:22):
and also can you get your grand me me to
be in it. I know she's dead, darling, but if
you could just dig her up and just put a
little bit of blush on her, that would be fabulous.
I'm also going to need you to draw some blood
and just show the people what blood type you are
so that they know that it's good for every blood type.
(44:45):
And like she chest was infuriatingly annoying with these requests.
If those were just two requests, I'm sure there were
a lot more.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
And if those were not some kind of brand deal
that they had out, I'm giving Amanda a chance to
say I paid her for those like me. But that
is not the.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Vibe I think juliet would have said, because she's like,
I'll do favors for any of my friends.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
True, but I wonder if brand deal's being an influencer.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
But here's what The only way Amanda could be correct
or I give her a pass is if Juliette's idea
of a favor is a huge discount, and so Amanda
did pay her, but it was at a big discounted
rate or something like a friend's rate or something like that,
to which I would be like, well, Juliet, don't do
a friend's rate like that. I would kind of have to.
(45:40):
But right now, the way it stands, I'm like, Amana,
are you fucking crazy?
Speaker 2 (45:44):
I'll give you unlimited visits to my in apartment. Spaw,
what's come in the back door? I'm shimmying like she
got is by the way.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yeah, once we got in there, like I what we
first saw it, I thought it was so cool, But
once we actually get in there, I'm like, this looks
like the storage closet at a clinic.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Like it's not yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
I don't know. I wanted it to look more magical
or something.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Well, once you had a person in there and you
could see the scale of like them laying there, and
then another person in there, and then another person in there,
You're like, there's not much room in here.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
But it's also just like white particle board wall, you know,
like copboard.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Like I'm just like, very sterile.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Well, and I know it has to be. There was
just something about it that I'm like, so.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
There was something about it. I can't I agree with you.
I can't one hundred percent articulate it, but it fell
off and it's not It wasn't the vibe. It's just
not the vibe.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yeah. And like you're paying to, according to her, like
a ton of money to probably get the same thing
you would get it, like if you just went into
the city and had it done for a lot less.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Well, let's think about it. Would you rather, you know,
roll up in your car to somebody's house and have
parking right there, walk up someone's stairs and just go
privately and not have to deal with like city or
other customers or clients, and then be done with it
and then leave.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
I get I don't. I wouldn't give two shits. If
it was a fraction of the price to go, I
will drive, you know me, I don't think it was.
I will drive. It was a fashion away.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
I don't think she was getting a discount that lady.
It's a m say.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
That's what I'm saying. I don't think it's worth the value.
It's not worth the price that you pay to go
sit in Amanda's house to have this shit done. I
would much rather pay a lot less and go into
the city and deal with parking or whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Hm.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
I was like, it can't be that good. And also
I'm like if I don't know, it just felt like
if shit goes south, like I wouldn't be in a facility.
I wouldn't be like.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
If your botox goes wrong. I just have this sneaking
suspicion that that's Amanda's only VIP client that comes to
that room, you know, and it was only for this shoot.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Yeah, okay, now now we're making a good point.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Like I teak, Amanda gets her treatments there, and that's it.
Like she's a VIP client and this lady is and
that's it.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
To quote Jeremy Karen's husband, right.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
It's like, oh, Jeremy Karen's husband. I loved him. That
was great seeing that together and hearing him just delight
in how ridiculous it is to say that he doesn't
bear her.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah. Karen's like, she said, your husband can't stand you. Right,
I'm wrong, say wrong, Jeremy.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Oh, I see you wanted you wanted him to actually
say something. Yeah, that's a good point. He actually didn't disagree.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
He was like agreeing with everything. Right, It could have
gone both ways.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did like getting to know him.
He seems nice.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Yeah, it was good to get there. I would god,
I know. Can I just take him minute to make
a note just to producers editors, Maybe because we're on
the heels of this Salt Lake City menu fake restaurant
is it? Isn't it frenzy that we've all been on
this week, this journey, but we had it again. And
also the watermelon with Eddie and Tamara in the last
(49:42):
oc If we are going to shoot at these tables
and in these restaurants, we need continuity because guess what
the viewers know the process of the way food is
eaten and when things are brought to the table, so
that Karen and Jeremy are sitting there having dessert, the
meal is over, and then we get the waiters bringing menus.
(50:03):
What menus are we bringing after dessert port Nope, liqueur
that came with the dessert. That came with the dessert menu. Anyway,
Cigar Cigarettes, feel free to edit all this. I have
been talking to myself entertainment.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Oh my god, I can't believe we forgot to talk
about the clown that the chef is a clown on
below deck oops.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
A memorable clown. We call him memorable clown.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
We forget like somebody showed up in their actual confessional
as a clown.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
And what these clown people do, that's what these clown
people do. That shit they do, clown school shits all.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Right. Now we have Amanda and Juliet. They go to
lunch and this restaurant that allows dogs inside. Okay, I'm sorry,
I don't. I'm not into that. You put your dog
on the table looking drinking from it.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
No, I love my dog. I love my dog. No,
I don't. I'm not into it. Okay, I mean, like
if it was my dog, absolutely for sure.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
But that's how we all feel. That's how we all feel,
right yep, and that's where we land. So like I
see outside, like I get it when you're outside and
you have the dogs there. Yeah, I'm that fine with that.
It's outside.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Yeah, I don't care. There was something about like I mean,
and then I'm like, well, is it even fair to
the dog if your dog is so clean and you're
so confident you could put this dog on your on
the table. I'm like, what kind of life is that
for the dog?
Speaker 2 (51:58):
Like, I don't know what kind of life is that
for the dog? You don't think a dog to be
near a table.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
No, I'm saying if you are, like, my dog is
so sanitary that I can put it on this restaurant table,
Like what are you using it? Clean that dog with that?
You're gonna just it's you can eat off this dog.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
He's one of my v IP clients and bring them
up privately up the stairs. TRT TRT trots up there.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
I want the imna want people's feet on there.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
I was just saying, you don't want people's feet on there.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Like I wouldn't put your feet on the table.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
Now is a restaurant, Hi, thank you. If this restaurant
is specifically for people and their dogs, now that's a
different story.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
It is specifically they have a dog.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Many Yeah, I know, but that could just be like
if regular people are going to go there without dogs,
is what I'm saying, then it's wrong. But if it's
just like everybody knows that it's called like it's called
like lads and leashes, you know, that's pretty good. Let's
(53:18):
just say it's called that, right, so it already says
it in the title, and it's like arrest it's a
beast stroph But you and you'll loved veryone, so we
all know going in that's what it's for.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
I'm with you. But if it's just dog friendly.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
Then we have this. It was too much, all right anyway.
I love the God, I love being there. The wood
paneling on the walls, just the tables, everything is just
so magnificent. Now this is where we get and we
got a little taste of it at that picnic at
Hyde Park, but this is where we get even more
(53:55):
so Amanda and her fuck around and find out personality.
She is there and no one really knows too much
about it, and she's letting her light shine and I
am very much here for it. And Juliet the British
Juliet was pretty shaken about it, and Amanda stood her
(54:15):
ground and I am loving this for the real Housewives
of London. Yeah, and you know, first we have all
this talk about dogs and dog magazine and you should
have your dog and this dog magazine with my dog
and my dog's a star of dog magazines. And then
Juliet's like, well, I didn't like how you annihilated, Juliet,
(54:36):
and you throw the first You threw the first punch
because you said you were never my friend, which she
was wrong because she actually said we were never best friends.
We got that throwback, and we also got the explanation
that they were. She didn't want to get into that
other friend, but she said, like we just dropped off
(54:57):
after the pandemic. But then she continued on and said
that Juliette showed her that she was very disloyal. And
let's also not forget that Juliet American. Juliet dropped some
little breadcrumbs, saying that Amanda said she didn't want to
be friends with this other person anymore for fear that
(55:18):
people would think that she's bisexual, because this person is bisexual,
so she didn't want to be associated with her. And
then Juliet the American goes on to also say they
were fighting like lovers, So she's kind of laying the
breadcrumbs out there that we should now be questioning her
(55:40):
sexual relationship with this other person, which is exactly apparently
what Amanda didn't want. But now Juliet is laying that
out for us, which is very shady.
Speaker 1 (55:50):
Yeah, and I think it's very shady on USA Juliette's part,
But I think, like, if you're gonna act like you
don't know USA Juliet, and you were not friends and
you don't have this history, then yeah, USA Juliet has
to start like laying down some facts as her motive,
(56:12):
like some motives.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
That's right, Amanda saying like that there was a hate
campaign against her for six to eight months from this
other lady, and that Juliet knew that this other woman
was talking about her this whole time, but American Juliet
didn't tell her that this was going on, and so
that was disloyal. Amanda heard it from a stranger that
(56:35):
this person was talking about her, and so she's really
pissed about that.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
If this is a if this is a month's long
hate campaign and she only heard it from one person,
I'm gonna say define month's long hate campaign.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
Right, I mean did she did she She probably just
said we don't talk anymore. I mean, she probably said something,
but she probably said it to one person, probably that
one client that went up to Amanda's private spa. But
also Amanda was like pissed off a British Julia and
was like, no, you didn't have my back, No you
(57:17):
didn't you left me in any your picnic. And then
she's like no, I didn't. I came right over actually,
and then she's like, you're a terrible host. It's like,
holy shit, yeah, I got real personal f around and
find out she will go for it. She does not care.
She will leave them all dead behind her.
Speaker 1 (57:38):
And be totally wrong. This is a perfect housewife.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
It is for her to be like, you're a terrible host.
And then she goes, you chose you aside, so go off,
now go off. She just dismisses her. I was like,
I thought you guys were going to do dog magazines together. Geez,
this really went left it Lads Leashes?
Speaker 1 (58:01):
Lord, the last is that Lads of Leashes? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (58:08):
So wow wow wo wow wow wow great episode.
Speaker 1 (58:12):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2 (58:14):
Yeah, absolutely love it.
Speaker 1 (58:16):
I think we're gonna we end at that Sketch restaurant.
The the that Nessian is it it's Australian? Is it UK?
Or Australian? Juliet or is her husband Australian.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
Juliet's Australian and her husband's British. I don't know, Yeah,
any problem.
Speaker 1 (58:35):
They're there and they're like, oh, the Americans like Sketch
and when my American friends are here, they want to
eat at sketch.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
All right, yes I did, yes, Oh, all right, okay,
I guess we'll go there.
Speaker 1 (58:52):
Got too. I'm sure that OC was like, we're going
to film a sketch. Sketch.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
That's such a great name. Yeah, it's like the equivalent
of catch here.
Speaker 1 (59:05):
Yes, yes, it totally is. And it's been there for
twenty two years, so I guess yeah, it's an institution
at this point, I mean think anyway.
Speaker 2 (59:19):
Anyway, that's ool, all right, darlings. Well you know I
can't wait to talk more about it episode seven next week.
Hope you guys enjoyed this recap. If you want more
of the Real Housewives of London recaps, the rest of
them are over on patreon dot com slash drama Darling.
That's where they're at, so you can find them over there,
(59:39):
and uh oh, you got to be Tier two to
get them. You can't do Tier one, all right, sorry, guys,
you gotta be Tier two. You have to, so don't
fuck around and find out. Okay, go around there, go
over there, sign up for Tier one. Fuck around and
find out won't be there. We'll be around and find
(01:00:01):
out go around, click, click around and find out not
gonna happen. I can help you. Here you go, chrr
Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Dramas darlings,
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