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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hey everybody, Oh, welcome in. It is the end of
the Valley Reunion, Part three. Emily is here, Emily is
chiming in to wrap up this season.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yes, yeah, I gotta say for I would have switched
episode two. This felt like an episode two of a reunion,
and episode two felt like an episode three.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, you know what. I felt that too. And then
the other thing was I was like, this is such
a good episode. I feel like they almost needed four.
I mean, I'm not gonna lie, although it'd be kind
of like being a dead horse. I mean, however, I
do feel like this episode. In the middle of it,
I was saying to myself, how are they going to
like wrap this up? Because there's a lot to just
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sift through yet still and it was pretty explosive. So look,
you know, I'm sure a bunch of footage hit the
cutting room floor, but you.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Know, there's only so much I could do what I
say to Kralser, Jake's There's only so much I could say,
you day.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
And we got to get those pregnant ladies out of there, like,
you know, we got to get those pregnant gals off
those couches and out of the line of the drama
fire if you will. Yeah, yeah, but welcome.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I was thinking that Nia, really I was like worried
there was a second.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well yeah, she was like I'm having contractions or whatever.
She's like definitely feeling something. And you know, I actually
didn't really have this thought until somewhat before we just
jumped on, but I was like, think, to myself, you know,
that really did stand out to me. How we have
these two pregnant ladies and we've got Janet and Jason
essentially were really the ones that were you know, the
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two couches were at each other, and I just was thinking, Janet,
you were so upset about what Zach said, and she
should have been, you know, when Zach said that thing
about her situation last year and a horrific thing. I
don't care if he was blackout, doesn't matter. A horrible
thing to say allegedly allegedly that he was that he
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was blackout.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
No, no, no, whatever he said, because he's not totally sure.
And then it's been quoted different ways. So I still
think we haven't have we fully landed on it.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I think we get the gist, so whatever he said
was just inappropriate, and she was very upset about that.
And yet here we are at this reunion and this
entire season really, but the reunion, she's saying these horrible things,
you know, and we've got Nia who's pregnant. It's like,
read the room, Read the room. I know you have
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to speak on things, but you know, I don't want
to turn this into like a Janet bashing session because
I feel like the world is going to do that
for us. But I did really have, you know, overall
broad strokes. I was like, Janet, God, you really need
to like chill out. Is kind of like the overall
vibe I have about her, which is like, I appreciate
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her standing up for women, for calling out things that
Danny did. And then I'm thinking, why in every break
are you keiking with Jacks, a guy who has done
not just what she's accusing Danny of, but beyond the
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scope of what I would think. She would have a
really hard time being in the same room with someone
like that, let alone sit on the same couch, let
alone engage with over and over again. I feel like
Carrie Bradh. It got me thinking, what is it that
she is doing? Like what is happening behind the scenes
that Jason and Janet are fine with Jacks and are
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moving forward and like getting his back on things.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You know, I don't think she thinks of Jacks as
a serious person anyway. Now you have a point, because
Jax is the worst of all time. We're just so
used to it that we're like, oh, that's hilarious. Jacks is,
you know, driving down the wrong side of the road again,
ha ha ha.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Right right, But not to mention she's also sitting on
the same couch like next to Jesse, who has done
horrible things to Michelle, to which the point like you
and I and Jamie have all talked about who is worse,
you know, like Jesse or Jacks, and has no real
problem with Jesse. She will call him out on certain things,
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but she does it with kind of like a wink
and a smile or not as heavy as she does
with Danny and Nia. And not to say or excuse
Danny's behavior, because I am all for calling that out
and Jasmine and Michelle talking about on the show like everything, everything, everything,
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But at the end of the day, she just keeps
almost like making it worse and worse by the words
that she continues to use, and I was pretty shocked
how much Andy really kind of came for her and
Jason during this reunion. I was like, damn, he doesn't
like them.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
No, it's pretty clear. And it also is clear that like,
because again Janet's not wrong, we just do not like
the messenger. So it's like yeah, yeah, yeah, Janet copy,
we get it. Yeah, And then it's like, but stop,
like you can eat. Like the fact that what she
is saying isn't really being fully entertained by people like
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Andy or Chris standard people like they're cutting her off,
is like they really do not enjoy jan That's what
it comes down to.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It really does. It boils down to she's not likable,
but cutting her off. I mean, she's had plenty of
time to say what she's needed to say on the
season and again on the reunion, even by coming up
with new words this this episode, by saying like what
do you prefer?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
You know?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
But I also don't like, she's not wrong. I don't
want it to be dumbed down. I don't want it
to be dumb down but her. But she is drilling
and drilling and drilling when it's not necessary at this
point because he's taken ownership and a Jasmine's point, they
don't want it really brought up again in that light. However,
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it's the reunion. You do have to go over these things,
so I don't fault her for that. I really don't.
Like I did appreciate when she was like, we're speaking
to it, so I have to say where I was
at that point. But it seems like she's still, you know,
harbors a lot of hatred and animosity towards Danny himself.
So that's what was very clear, And same with Jason
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because he called him a clown. They were trying to
like put their side out there, but really leave them
for dead. Instead instead of being like, we understand, you know,
as long as Jasmine and Melissa forgive you, we can
move on and I won't bring it up again.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Well she did say I'll never say essay again. I'll
never say it again, like but it was almost like
a defense thing.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, Janet's big.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
If I could offer you a note, Janet for next season,
it would be everyone gets one shot at explaining their
side versus Janet, and then she cuts it off and
it acts like it never happened. Like how many times
has Kristen talked to her or whoever and all? And
Janet's side will go on indefinitely, it will keep coming up,
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it will never be done, and it keeps coming up
and keeps coming.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
So it's like, well, that's what it is, because there's
no closure and there's no movement. She continued to dig
and dig and dig and dig and didn't bote give
any Yeah, she could have, like there's so many other
ways that she could have gone about it. And it's
just really disappointing because you know, I did feel bad
for Nia because like this is just stressing her that
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ahe out and you know, I don't I mean, Danny,
it's not that I don't care, it's just that I'm like, well,
when Janet says, we'll stop doing the things that you're
doing and then we won't have to talk about this.
I did find that she was a little bit reckless
when she was like, you've done this multiple times, you
keep doing this as recently as the super Bowl, and
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so now we're bringing up new things and now we
don't really know what she's talking about, and it's being presented,
as Andy said, as if he's grabbing other women's asses
and doing the exact same thing, because the way that
they phrased it was you did it again. So they
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left a lot of room for a lead into a
defamation case, honestly, because she's just saying these things, and
then for her to be like, well, a lot of
people understand, you know, know about it, even some people
on this couch. And then and she's like Michelle, and
then we get this whole thing and this was shocking.
And then Brittany's like.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Well, I'll be you were followed with me round and
that was just getting the weird vibe, but you didn't
do nothing.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
And I was like, well, what is it that he did?
He made you feeluncomfortable? I understand that. I think people
get vibes off of people. So if it was like
real real, why didn't Brittany say more? What are the
other stories? It leaves a lot to be I.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Didn't believe this thing feeling better about Danny, but I
didn't feel better about Janet either. It was just like, yeah,
I actually felt worse for Jasmine because of what she
was saying, Like it felt like she felt pretty isolated
after it, and it sounded like maybe it was worse
than I thought it was.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
When she was saying like, well, here we go again,
He's just going to get away with it or whatever,
I was like, oh.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Like these were her words at the time that she yes, right,
and then when Britney said something and then try to
downplay it, yeah, because I honestly think for Nia she
was I mean, this is me assuming, but I don't know,
but like.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
That, the whole thing was off on Danny.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
To me, and I'm like, well, I guess we'll find
out really everything in a couple of years. Yeah, and
then Janet's gonna look like a rock star.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah right, if it's true. No, it's I totally was
thinking that too, Emily. I'm like, this could turn so
hard in her direction if something goes wildly left with him,
and then we're all going to be like, well, Janet
was a sousayer. We're going to be celebrating her in
the streets. But I also still at the same time,
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I don't agree with how she handled this. I also
don't agree with how like Jason really handled it. Either
innocent until proven guilty really, and I know this isn't
the court the real courts, but it's our court. It's
our Bravo courts. The reunions are Bravo courts. So to
bring up these other multiple offenses, it was like, what
are you talking about? What is the super Bowl? What
is who? And what do you think Bravo edited the
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super Bowl to bring that out?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah, just because of a liability, because it's just Janet's
word then against maybe Danny because I thought, like, you know,
sometimes we get a little bit of something, a whiff
of something that Bravo doesn't want anything to do with,
and so it's been like basically like we don't want
evidence that we knew something or didn't know something.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
And let's just give that out.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, but they let a little.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Of it out there. Yeah, And I didn't know if
that was it.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Just like Nia said, you have to be careful about
the things you say because it just it sticks. Now
we're in our heads and we're just like, yeah, Danny's
a PERV, you know what I mean, like allegedly, Like
that's kind of where you land. You're like, Okay, he
gets drunk and then he acts like inappropriate. That's sort
of where I'm ending.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I think that is totally accurate.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
We've had enough people that I believe on that show
say that that is what's happening. I believe at the
core of what Janet is saying, it's just that she
just is spinning it in a direction that benefits her,
and that's.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Gross to me. On this and other things.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I'm just like, her motivation is off, and that makes
me not trust her, and it makes me not like her.
And so unfortunately, then that's why the viewers are siding
with Danny because of how she is. I guess time
will tell. I guess time will tell. But the irony
of all this is that, like we have Jack's sitting
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on this couch two doors down from her, who is horrific.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
His little lifts, his little lifts that I know that
their lives. They look like hooves. But go ahead, yeah, yeah, yeah,
feeds it in a weird way.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah. During the break, they were feeding them carrots like
with their palm, like flat out little carrot bites, just
like us, me and Maddie at the Gentle Bar in
this past weekend. Just feeding feeding, as in the horse.
In this day and age, you can't get you can't
get around that type of thing because everyone has the
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ability to Google, image search everything. Right, So he's you know,
unapologetic about it and fine with it. So I mean,
like good for him. I mean it is what it is, like, right,
I mean we wear.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Seth Rogan was on Yeah I don't Yeah, Seth Rogan
was on Watch What Happens last night and he was like,
I didn't even know Jack's was sure, Like why so
like in to see him wear them when you're sitting
down with such a weird choice.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah right, I know I thought that to him, like
he's why would he need to do that? But it's
because they do the cast photos when they're standing and
somebody on the internet, on the World Wide Web, and
I'm sorry, I can't give this person credit, but they
like did a photoshop where they put they took the
cast photo and then they lowered Jacks to what his
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actual height would be. Oh but I didn't realize it's
not that short, but like it's definitely. I don't know
if it's accurate either, But the point is it's like
he doesn't look short. I certainly didn't think he looks short,
but everybody just wants to be taller than they are
and what have you.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
But like he could also like scoot around like I
would like to see scoot around, scoot around so he
can look taller, like he could go stand by someone short.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Yeah, he.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Does not have to stand next to Jason, you know
what I mean, Like Danny's short, right, Yeah, those boots
and stuff or those boles.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
He wears booties.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
He wears his little booties.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
No shade, like, do what you gotta do? You know,
we all gotta do what we gotta do. We gotta
do what we gotta do.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
You remember those basketball shoes that they used to selling
magazines where they were training shoes, but the front was
like a disc on the front, so it would train
your legs to jump higher.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh my god, no, So like the heel.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Basically was in the front, but it was like a
plate on the on the toe of the.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Shoe like a little trampoline.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
It was flat. It was a hard disc put on
the toe of the shoe.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I'm supposed to help jump higher for me because it's
kind of like you're pushing off a hard so it
makes it. Oh, that's really lit. I remember those the
pump it ups, like the pumpum Oh yeah, rebock rebock
pump No they were were they rebok or were they nice?
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
They were all right because Nike had the Nike airs
and then Reebok had the pumps, and don't you remember
the commercial with a bungee jumping and it was super
controversial because one one person had rebock pumps and pumped
them up and the other one.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Didn't and the other one didn't return.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
It was like a big controversial It's really funny. I
don't remember that, but I love your eighties knowledge. And
I did have those rebock pumps. Me and my doubles
partner in high school.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Had those wow light up.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah, we planned it. We were like, all right, let's
do this and we were.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Like love, love, You know those are not cheap.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Girl. I worked very well. I was. I had several
jobs good. I was working at the toy store, I
was babysitting, I was weeding. I wrapped presents for my neighbor.
I was all over a gross point working, Honey. I was,
you gotta work for the reback pups. You gotta work. Okay.
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What did you think about when Jason said everybody on
this stage has a drinking problem.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Oh, I was like, he's about to catch so much shit.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
It was like crickets. And then I was like, is
he right or is he wrong? I was like, he
might be he might be right, he might be right.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I mean, we got Danny, we have Jack's, we have Brittany.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Hi, how they are you? Oh yeah, that's right. I
do throw up every single path on drink.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
And then you've got Jason. Actually he was like, yeah,
I do, which I thought was.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Really a daily battle or something.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
He said it was a battle every time he decides
to have a drink or something, and I thought, you know,
I was like that meme worth all the math problems
in front of me, and I was like, oh, did
he cheat? Is he the one that gets blackout drunken cheats?
And maybe you know, but.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, we've all said it, We've all watched the show
and thought those thoughts.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
So certainly, yeah, certainly vander Pump, But with this cast,
I mean I would exclude. I don't I don't know
if Kristen really has a problem. I mean, she may
have just pregnant. She's been pregnant, but like in the past. Maybe,
I mean, I don't know. It seems like she just
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wore it out. And Nia doesn't seem to have a problem.
Janet doesn't seem to have a problem. Michelle doesn't.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Mainly the guys, I guess according to them, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah, mainly the guys. Jason and Janet's ring storyline. You know,
Janet and Jason were saying, like everybody's talking about this.
It was just becoming such a thing. And Christen's like,
no one was talking about it except for you. You know,
it was brought up, it was dropped. Like I said,
I was just being a bitch all this other stuff,
and they're like, no, no, no, everyone was talking about
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She's like, no, to be with you, nobody cares. Like
I don't mean to be an asshole that. She was like,
I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but like
the fans don't. You're not important enough for people to
care about. I was like, oh, she's Kristin. And it
was such a sincere burn because she even apologized before
she said it, because she was like, this is gonna
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sound harsh, and she was.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Right, yeah, but they're gonna get into this. This is
that couple, both of them. They're gonna get into the semantics.
They're gonna be like, no one cares, our mothers cared.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Oh dare you you know the detail?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, You're right. They are in the details. That's where
they are. They live in the details. You know, some
people live in the comment section. They live in the details.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Oh, they live in the comments too, it sounds.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I also loved when Kristen this was probably the best
part of the reunion for me, when she was like,
my reputation is uncovering the truth and inserting myself in
other people's business. It's like, why is this like the
greatest moment of Kristen's career in this reunion. She's pregnant,
she's somewhat lighthearted, she's got some pretty sweet burns, and
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she's got some good points, and she's pretty chill.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
She's earned it. She's earned it over the last two
seasons's she earned it even before that with the scandal
all stuff, like.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
She's slowly but surely, we've watched her evolve and like
now we're I mean, and it's the real deal.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
That's why it's like, yeah, so great.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
And that's also why we're like, shut up, Janet, right,
damn it, Janet.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Damn it, Janet, I love you. Wait, yeah, that's either
here nor there. But Kristin accusing her of like being
having an alter ego that she's different now than she
was before filming. I gotta say I think I believe
that totally. And it's really disappointing because this is why
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you can't take Janet seriously or you don't want to
be on her side. And that's the problem is that,
like you know, there's all these all these other things
that are happening. When Kristin says, like last season, you
went in your confessional and said that I was like
in the wrong in my relationship with Alex and all
this stuff, and it was very sincere. When Kristen said,
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when I saw your clips, I was floored. I mean,
she really felt a sense of betrayal. And it did
when I was when we were watching those, I was like,
whoa if someone if like my good friend before filming
and I shared everything about my relationship, and sure they're
gonna judge me. They're gonna make their own choices about
like what I did wrong or what I didn't do wrong.
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But keep it to yourself. Don't go on television and
be like, yeah, Amy made a lot of big mistakes,
like in this relationship, it's not all of his fault,
you know, I mean, police, I would be like, whoa,
that is dirty.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Right, I totally and I think that unfortunately, I'm sure
it happens all the time where people they dig up
your studying the show. Well, no, just study the show
and then get on a show and then act accordingly
in one way that they are coaching themselves and being
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produced also in fairness, but they don't have a strong
enough backbone to be like, you know, I'm not going
to do it this way. I'm going to I have
a gut feeling I should be doing it a different way.
And maybe Janet will get there, but she is one hundred.
When Kristen was talking, I was like, oh, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
That's the vibe.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
That's the vibe, and that's too bad.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Different person.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah, I don't know how she's going to come back
from that. If they come back for season three, they're
coming back.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
She also the show answer.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, because she is the villain. I mean they are
the villains right now. Which is the irony that Janet
and Jason are the villain against Jack's and Jesse. Yeah,
like that's what we're talking about at this point. I
mean maybe because we've exhausted. I think probably I'll have
to say because We've exhausted talking about Jack's at this point,
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we've kind of gone away from that, and that's fine.
We need to well.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
And he also wasn't there a lot of the time.
And we loved Kristen so much that when someone was
coming up against her, we were like not happy about it, right,
I wasn't. I also think, like, you know, Jax isn't
going to be there, so what are they going to
They have to have friction, and it's going to be Janet.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Why do you think Janet is so nice to Jacks?
And I'm leaving Jason out of it, but why do
you think Janet is.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Because Jax wants nothing more than to have Danny go
down and flames, so that heats off Jacks.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
So every time Janet goes on that war path, Jax
has her back too.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
And I think that that's really like she needs another
voice in the room on that, So I think that's
why she does that.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Besides Jason, What do.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
You think about the conspiracy that that that uh, Brittany
and Jacks and Jason and Janet have some secret that
they are holding, like that Jackson Brittany have something against
Jason and Janet, which is why they're so loyal to
Jack's in this that that's just floating around.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I mean, I think Jacks probably thinks that they have
he has something.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Because he it's his show.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
What do you mean, what are we talking about? Jax
can't keep a secret. For shit, there's no secret.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
There's no I agree with you, I I that's where
I started. Yeah, and then I'm also now kind of
pulling back from that, going well, I don't know, but
you're right, he can't. He really can't.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
No way, there's a boy's there's just when he hits
like a supermanic phase, like he will run his mouth.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
He has to have done it. So there's nothing. By
the way, I have.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
To say, I kind of agree that the show would
not have happened without Jacks.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I completely agree, and I do feel like he's the
biggest part of the show. And that's that's just the facts.
That's just the Jacks. You know, that's the Jack robe
at all. Unfortunately jacksons.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah, I was gonna say, but I didn't miss him
when he was gone, so I'll give him that.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yes, the show wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Have happened without him, but the other people can carry
the show.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I will watch but you know what, he wasn't really
gone because he was constantly blowing up Britney's phone. He
was constantly doing things that got him camera time when
he was legit off camera, like that is actually a
(26:07):
crazy feat. It's actually his very successful feat for a
really reality start to pull off that he was sent
away to a rehab, he kept his phone and was
able to blast Brittany from one end to the other
for the duration of an entire month, so that the
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storyline was kept on him, whether he did it on
purpose or not. That is reality toxicity at its best,
and should it be celebrated. No, But I didn't really
miss him because we were still getting toxic Jacks coming
in through these texts.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah, but when he before all that, even last season,
it wasn't like he was We were talking a lot
about Jesse, but like, because when Jackson was in scenes,
he was just kind of bitching at Brittany. It wasn't
anything yeah, exciting, he was just.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Like, are you gonna do that? Oh, that's very cool? Okay, Okay, he's.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Doing that bullshit right okay? Oh, like being passive, aggressive
and weird. And I guess it's just hard because I'm
a great dad, and I'm watching you drink.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
It's like, what that's right, right, right right. I'm sorry
to make a laugh at this. It's horrific. It's horrific.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah. Well, I think I'm okay with him not there.
I know I'm fine with him not there.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, being understand by everybody else he can't. It's awful.
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The link is in my podcast notes and we are
back talking the Valley. I'm with Emily Dereesis and well,
let's talk a little bit more about some kind of
funny things. Jack Jack's talking about the Frank Dremmon thing
and that he didn't watch the show and so did
not know that his burner account was exposed.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
I mean, that is crazy to me because it was
all over social media that it was exposed.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Because he was on Watch What Happens Live? Remember it?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
And yeah, they talked about it.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
And Andy was like, it's Frank Dreben, So now my
timeline is all off because this makes it seem like
they filmed the reunion before he was on Watch What
Happens Live because he was prepared to answer that they
had to have because even Andy at the reunion didn't
even know who Frank Drummond was. Because he didn't he
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didn't correct him to say it was Frank Dreben.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
So somebody ended up correcting him by the end of it.
But it was so hustled, But yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
It must have been. It seems like forever ago that
we were.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Reading Michelle saying that her placement on the couch was
actually a really great thing.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Remember that that was really funny? Yeah, yeah, I mean
I guess, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I don't know. Yeah, it must have been. It must
have been.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
But it shocked me that that Jacks did not watch
the show, because you would think he would be front
and center popcorn watching the screeners because it's all about
him and it's his show. So riddle me this. That's weird.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
I do think when I heard him say that, I thought,
not that I think he should be on the show
or whatever, but I was like, well, maybe he's actually
working on himself. But he's still rage, texting and doing
everything else. But I'm like, all right, baby steps, baby lifts,
baby lives.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Yeah, that's such a great point that he might be
working on himself if he's not watching it. I don't know.
Maybe he just doesn't have time, or he doesn't have
the only thing. He doesn't have his spectrum or his
peacock or internet because he can't afford it or something,
so he wasn't able to watch the screens. No.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Yeah, and Sandoval won't give him the password.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Schworts.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
You know, right now, those three are circled up over
in those townhouses. You know, Sandoval's over there, and they're
just bitching about the new Vander Pump cast.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Oh oh, they're trying to figure out how they can
get in there.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
They're gonna be like, we're hey, we got an idea.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Why don't we be uh vander Pump next Gin oh.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Old Gin old Gin right of course, ender bubble Jen
scary scary stuff.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yeah, and that is exactly what's happening over there there.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
I mean, isn't the Valley vander Pump ol Jen? I
mean that's kind of like Valley as I suppose, But yeah, Okay.
I felt bad for Zach because he I love Zach,
and he was like calling out Jax, and you know,
Jacks will just have the ability to just cut someone
down to their studs. He's like, basically, I don't even don't,
(36:35):
I don't care. You're a nobody to me. And I
was just like, yeah, this shows exactly who you are
to say you're a nobody to me. Is that you
couldn't get more honest and real as to who Jacks
is than that statement right there. And it's so disgusting.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah, because I did get the vibe that Zach probably
did have Jackson's back. He said I was a Jack's
apologist forever, and I was like, I bet you were Yeah,
I bet you were.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Yeah, And he probably because of Brittany. He wanted to,
you know, care for Brittany. And the fact that he
was like, yeah, I was, you know, holding Brittany when
she was crying and I was holding you and I
was like what, Yeah, he was there for them. I
just thought it was yeah, And the fact that he
was like, I miss our friendship. He did say that,
even though Jack said a horrible thing to him, And
(37:19):
I did appreciate Jason saying, look, it sounds like he's
trying to give you an olive branch, So why don't
you do something? And I don't know who said it,
maybe it was Zach, but it's like, if you really
want to be better, like be better with the people
that are around Britney meaning him, and I think Jack's
did take that in, but it was kind of like
(37:40):
too little, too late because of the hurtful thing he said.
I didn't like that. I didn't like.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah, I don't like that. He doesn't treat Zach like
a serious person. That's what I don't like. Yeah, yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
He's a nobody. He doesn't see him as anybody. Yeah,
that's basically what people like him do Yeah, Okay. When
Jack's was selling a lot of stuff on eBay, I
was like, you know you and I got behind this
all the way. We're like, yeah, sell this stuff, make
some money. I mean I think that was a smart
business decision to do that. And but people were really
(38:15):
laughing at it, and you know, but I was like,
what is he going to do? He's right, he's right
to do it.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, and I well, I appreciated that.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
On the reunion they didn't laugh, but like all like
there was a huge joke when it aired, and they
were like, I mean this guy and I'm like, uh,
cut to all of you selling some your swag on
there if you have to. I mean, yeah, I don't know.
I wish we knew the store name. We still can't
figure that out.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Oh I haven't looked, have you? I have?
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Remember I went so hard down there.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
That's right. You did you tried to find it?
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Maybe it's closed. Maybe his shop is closed because he
sold everything.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Doubt it.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
I want to talk about jan and Jason and Nia
and Danny talking about like they're saying we didn't know
you before we filmed, and then Nia and Danny were
like what are you talking about we knew you, you
came over to our house all this stuff. And I
think the point was they weren't, you know, friends before
they started filming. They were introduced for the show, and
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then they came over and they connected, and that was
what Neia was talking about. So it kind of was like,
regardless of how long we knew each other, they knew
each other. And I think that was why Nea was
fighting so hard.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Yeah, And you know, it could also be like while
the Valley was being discussed, they started to like.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah, what I mean it was years ago, Yeah, prior
to filming. Yes, yes, right, that makes a lot of sense.
Janet saying Danny you said Michelle was a whore is
a perfect example of why we cannot champion Janet. That's
it in a nutshell.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Ups, you are correct.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
That pissed me off. That pissed me off. Like nobody's business.
I was like, oh my gosh. I mean I was
giving her as much slack as I could when when
she was talking about Danny and she was bringing up
what would you what do you want? What word do
you want me to use? Groping, pedophilia, you know, sexual attack,
a sexual abuse, like I was like, oh my god, okay, okay, okay,
pull the rings back. I was trying to like get
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behind what she's saying because I don't want to brush
that under the rug either. But when she was like
you call Michelle', HORROR i was, like you know, what
we got a problem. Here.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah And.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Danny was Quoting, jesse WHICH i wanted him to double,
down triple down, on like that wasn't what he was.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Saying and also he didn't intend it to be on camera,
correct which we can we can, give give or, take
we can believe or not believe. That BUT i believe
he really is that naive and THOUGHT.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I do for REALITY. TV i think he grew.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Up his work has always been around like union and
scripts and that kind of. THING i, mean he might
have done non union. Too i'm just, saying like there's
a etiquette, involved like, oh, okay we're done, now, right
and so we're just gonna have a casual, conversation, Right
it's like it's not REALITY.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Tv, really they're going to keep rolling until the trucks
are rolling. Away yeah, yeah and he maybe even after
even after. Yeah so, Yeah AND.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
I Think danny fell into that a couple times on here.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
This you, know he's kind of taken for granted that, like,
yeah you may know all the equipment and how this.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Worked but you do not know how REALITY tv. Works.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Buddy that's right and most and they're getting their asses handed,
them all of. Them, Janet, Jason, Danny Nia. Luke oh my.
God luke was so exasperated With kristin and she was,
like don't trush. ME i agreed with.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Her, yeah, Like, luke sit the fuck.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Down, yeah this is this is her show and she's speaking.
Truth so you better just, relax you.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Know, Amy now that you're saying, This i'm, realizing like
it doesn't matter if.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
You're a student of REALITY tv or SCRIPTED.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Tv janet's REALITY tv studied it very, hard And danny is.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Scripted it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Matter like you are gonna have to start from square
one no matter what when you get on one of these,
shows and you've got to learn from the ground.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Up it's a great. Equalizer, yeah despite what your background,
is it's gonna it's gonna take. You it'll take.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
You she can control the.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Edit it's like the. Ocean you'll be. Fine, Yeah, YEAH
i mean it's.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
True it's.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
True, well let's talk About jesse and his girlfriend situation
and How andy went daddy all Over jesse's ass and was,
like this is reality, television you. Understand AND i was, like, oh,
bos that kind of gave me. Life and because whenever you,
(43:13):
understand here's WHAT i would. Do she was in the
green room right, Now i'd bring her out here and
slap a micunner AND i would want to talk to
her because that's what happens on reality, television when you're
on a reality television. Show he got, It he, said you.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Understand.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah jesse was, like, yes, Sir yes.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Sir he really.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Was he. Was it felt so good to have him.
Schooled after everything that you'd see him do To, michelle.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
It was like not a dad. Thing it was like
if your friend's, dad y'all say You it was like.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
THAT i was, like oh, shit, right be we're the
next three TIMES i come over your friend's.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Dad you're so, right you, Understand uh, huh that's not
how we do it at our. House you may do
this at your, house we don't do that in. Ours got?
It you're playing my. Mind it's making me uncomfortable just
being in his. Shoes oh my, god it's so.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Good oh, lord that was.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Great Oh, mama yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yeah AND i was happy he did.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
IT i because Oftentimes andy will kind of you, know
he's got to be a gentle host so he can
get the most out of. Folks and SO i was
really glad he called it out because you, Know jesse was,
like oh, yeah come and see me in my element.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Here oh my, god you know you will kind of
Pants i'm. Wearing the pattern will blow your. Mind come.
On and of, course like they went to the, chateau
like you, know the fact that The Chateau MArmand was
brought up in the REUNION i don't know how many,
times but like it's gonna be brought up many many.
(45:04):
Times and the fact that that was connected probably maybe
even Triggered andy to go even harder at. Him BUT
i appreciated him, saying you brought her to a cast.
Event it doesn't matter if cameras are down because in reality,
television as you all, Know, danny you learned, this everybody
learned this in this, season that cameras don't stop rolling
(45:26):
and they will pick up at any given. Time and
the fact something dirty must have happened with this girlfriend
that she came in and they had this screaming. Fight
she And michelle had a screaming, fight and this girl
was threatening legal stuff at the at the. Restaurant SO
i Think andy was pest about, that like really passed
(45:48):
and was, Like, yeah you can't have your girl come
in and start threatening and yelling at our cast members
about set on. Set, yeah that really irked, him to
say the. Least, yeah mm.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Hmm he's dealing and he's dealing with. Enough he doesn't
need this ship From Jesse.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
Lalli oh my, GOD i was about to Say Jesse,
Lawler jesse, Lawless, Jesse jesse Underpants, Magee jesse dirty Under, oyer.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Pantaloons. Yeah and Then zach, does you, know Offer janet
an option to for them both to take accountability and
for them to move, forward and THEY i suppose they
agree on it in order for the sake Of brittany And.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
Zach how many, times Poor zach he keeps he keeps
doing this For, janet And janet agrees in the moment
and then.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Just well you're doing it For, brittany, really, well that's.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
True, yeah and.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Then he's, like, all unblock you right. Now and Then jason's,
like does anybody care IF i blocked? You he's, like,
oh you blocked. ME i didn't even know Burn, okay
is there anything left to be unturned? Here BECAUSE i
think WE'VE i think we've done. IT i think we've covered.
(47:13):
It and you, Know i'm glad that the valley is,
over like it needs to be. Done we need to
repair what's. Left, YEAH i.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Love i'm still, LIKE i, mean it's one of the
best shows On BRAVO i think for.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
SURE i, mean one of my favorite reality shows.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Ever AND i have to, say, again did not THINK
i would like this show at, all and it's.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Great it's. Funny you said the same thing about vander Pum.
Villa that's your second favorite. Show, no that never. HAPPENED
i believe you said that the Vander Palm villa is
actually The valley Of.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Europe AND i mean WHAT i said was that vander
Pump villa was sometimes, watchable and now you're taking it
to a.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Thousand that's not WHAT i. Heard that's, Right, jason that's
not WHAT i. Heard that's not WHAT i. Heard So
i'm just gonna say what it. Is you know you viewed,
it and so that means you're a die hard. Fan
you watched four, EPISODES.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
I, SAID i half watched two, episodes.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Which means that you completed at least the longevity of one,
episode which means you're a diehard. Fan so, Anyway jax is,
LIKE i Hope brittany can forgive me, someday and she's.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Like, OKAY i don't think that's gonna, hype but, olrette
let's go baby bottles.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
Up, yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
OKAY i thought it was a, good, good all around, reunion.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Good all, around, good all, around, good all. Around thank
you darlings for, Listening thank You emily for just joining
the fun for The valley this. SEASON i, mean, wow
we've had a great. Time and you can Follow emily
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spell it?
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Wrong, no, no, no you spelled it. WONDERFULLY i spelled.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
IT i gave a little like a little curl. TOO
i spelled it in. Cursive, essentially is one of those
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