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Mig (00:11):
Welcome back to the
Drifting on Arroyo p odcast.
This is Mig.
This is Lano, RK67.
He's back.
I'm back From last week.
We all survived that monstermash that Rick threw.
Yeah, pretty good, but we'llget to that.
We'll get to that later in theshow.
Lano (00:31):
Welcome back.
I do want to say you missed outon some nice pastrami.
Mig (00:34):
Man, I know when you said
you were going to pick it up and
that was a tease.
Lano (00:40):
I could have sent him a
private text, but I was like I'm
going to let Ricky know.
Mig (00:45):
It was stressful Just
getting the stuff ready for the
party and it's still like thereare still a few things that I
didn't that.
Rick (00:52):
I didn't get to do that
always happens.
I was going to tell you to work.
Mig (00:58):
Get the van started so I
can move the van.
I wanted to use my dad's van asa prop, but when you were there
so I can move the van.
I wanted to use my dad's van asa prop, but when you were there
the last weekend we went toEnsenada.
I wanted you to get the vanstarted so I can move it.
Well, I want to get it out ofthere because I want to use that
(01:20):
parking space.
I want to get it in the back,start taking it apart, but I
don't know.
It was a good turnout.
Way more people than the damnfirst one.
Rick (01:29):
Oh really, this was
actually the third one.
Lano (01:32):
The third one I've done.
Mig (01:34):
The second one Was the
other big one, yeah, and there
was.
Lano (01:38):
Man, but you expected it
Because you had that RSVP list,
right?
Yeah, people didn't do it.
Mig (01:45):
Well, we had that done, the
last one too.
Lano (01:47):
I know, but you're able to
count how many people I think
this one doubled as Trevor'sbirthday song.
Mig (01:53):
Oh gotcha yeah there was
more people, but so younger
people, more friends, yeah, yeah, so happy birthday, trevor, if
you're listening.
Rick (02:01):
Yeah, Happy birthday
Trevor, if you're listening.
Happy belated birthday.
His birthday was on Friday.
Mig (02:06):
But yeah, that thing was
good.
I had a big improvement on it.
I did a few things Messedaround with little motors,
making little life-size props.
Yeah, if you guys check out theInstagram page.
(02:26):
I did load up couple.
I loaded up a couple videos.
One of the band that was thereShout out to the Starlighters.
The Starlighters were good.
Yeah, man, starlighters, checkthem out On your Instagram or on
the Show Instagram.
Both on mine and the show's.
Lano (02:41):
Cause I did see a Shohei
one On the show's.
Yeah, because I did see a showhe won on the show one.
Mig (02:47):
Yeah, oh, you just did it
yours big, maybe it was, you
know what I gotta go backbecause I thought that I pressed
something that said the settingit was gonna post them on both.
No, it's on yours.
Okay, well, I'll go back andI'll upload it.
(03:07):
Yeah, I'll upload it.
Lano (03:12):
I see Miggy's.
Yeah, I'm looking for Miggy'sring now.
All right, okay.
All right Well.
Mig (03:19):
I'll load it up, people.
Sorry, I thought I did, becauseI thought I even logged on to
the the show one and I thought Isaw it on there but, I guess
not all right, oh, we'll have itup I mean by the time the show
airs, everybody will see it'llbe up.
Lano (03:38):
Yeah, it'll be good.
Yeah, it'll be up, but yeah, itwas it was.
Mig (03:44):
I did a few new things this
time.
Like I said, I had boughtlittle motors from Amazon.
I made life-size props with PVCpiping.
The one that I was really happywith was the Michael Myers.
Did you record that one?
(04:05):
Did you record that one?
Did you film?
Rick (04:07):
that one.
Mig (04:07):
No, not the pictures, the
postings.
Lano (04:10):
Oh, the postings.
Mig (04:11):
Yeah, because you're just
checking out the pictures.
Look at the postings.
Oh Well, the postings on your.
Lano (04:16):
Well, they're on your
postings.
Mig (04:17):
No, the show one, because,
look, I'm looking at it right
now on my phone, it's on there.
Lano (04:22):
Oh, okay, it right on my
phone.
It's on there.
Oh, okay, right there.
Samples yeah, well, I don'tknow, I mean Reels, maybe reels.
I mean I don't know how toInstagram that much I'm not a.
No, oh well, all right, we'llget it.
Let's figure it out when did itgo.
(04:43):
We'll get it figured out Idon't know, it's on my phone.
Mig (04:47):
It was a big weekend
because, after cleaning up the
party on Sunday, I was outputting some stuff away Once I
started hearing the fireworks go.
I remember like oh man, theDodgers clinched you didn't
(05:08):
watch the game.
I didn't watch it.
Oh dude.
Lano (05:10):
I didn't watch it.
Mig (05:11):
That was good man.
But when I went back to watchthe highlights, it's like, man,
I started getting that feel,like that feeling of watching
baseball and getting into itagain, because you know sports,
I don't really watch a lot ofsports anymore, but yeah, that
(05:31):
was pretty exciting man.
I'm a casual watcher now.
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah.
Mig (05:41):
It was pretty good.
I'm just saying Wayne sayingOnce he got past the Padres.
That's when I was like, Okay,I'm going to start watching them
Because it looks like it'sgoing to be pretty serious.
It's going to be a serious run.
Lano (05:57):
I was checking in Just on
the score and then, when the 8th
inning, I turned on the TV Towatch it.
Classic matchup.
Mig (06:04):
Classic matchup inning.
Then I turned on TV to watch it.
Classic matchup, Classicmatchup.
Yeah, If you got 30 G's you cango sit in the nosebleeds If you
pull out a second mortgage onyour home.
Yeah, you can go watch a WorldSeries game.
Hey, you know one thing that,just to switch it up, one thing
(06:24):
that's been irritating the hellout of me is I mean, you're a
fan of it.
All this AI bullshit, yeah, sothe rabbit holes that I go on
YouTube like there's so manyfake accounts that use that
stupid bullshit.
Lano (06:40):
That's why all the music
videos I don't know if they're
real or not.
That's why all the music videosI don't know if they're real or
not.
Mig (06:42):
One thing that annoys the
hell out of me is when there's a
short, a YouTube short, andyou're talking about something
and it involves Tupac.
Rick (06:59):
The stupid IE shit it says
Tupac.
Mig (07:00):
It annoys the hell out of
me.
Lano (07:03):
All right.
When you guys go to the game,where do you guys normally sit?
I got the prices up on thescreen right now.
Mig (07:08):
The reserve Reserve level
Any particular side.
Lano (07:16):
Usually blue third base
side.
What do we?
Mig (07:17):
got Right around there,
yeah 1,400.
Lano (07:19):
It was like 1,200 and up,
all right, 1,300 for one seat.
Let's just say three Gs for twoseats.
Mig (07:27):
Two seats yeah, that's
still a pretty good chunk of
change.
Do they just sell the firstgame?
Rick (07:35):
Can you buy a head?
Mig (07:36):
No, I heard it sold out in
less than an hour.
Lano (07:38):
Oh they don't make you buy
the whole package In an hour
it's sold out.
Mig (07:41):
No, no, but that's game one
.
Yeah, this is game one.
This is, I'm sure the ticketsare going to sell for sure Are
games one and two.
Oh, okay, you know, becausethen like game five, if
necessary game six if necessarygame, seven if necessary.
(08:02):
But then I'm sure season ticketholders have their first dibs
on buying seats right.
Lano (08:08):
I don't know how that
works.
Mig (08:10):
I'm not sure.
I don't know if playoffs issomething different.
Lano (08:15):
The Raiders never made the
playoffs.
You guys won't even know.
Mig (08:19):
The Raiders.
They did one year when DerekCarr broke his ankle.
Lano (08:26):
Oh, when you guys had the
tickets in Oakland, yeah, that
was.
Oakland.
Mig (08:31):
And we didn't have a home
game.
We traveled, yeah, indianapolis.
Lano (08:36):
Yeah, yeah, I just feel
like no Texas.
Mig (08:39):
No, it was Indianapolis.
Well, don't you remember youwere going to get in that fight
with that dude when Carr broke?
Indianapolis.
Well, don't you remember youwere going to get in that fight
with that dude when the carbroke?
Yeah, but the playoff, the wildcard game, they played it in
Texas.
Oh yeah, that was at the sportsbook.
(09:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was goingto get into it there.
Lano (09:05):
Yeah, I'm talking about
that's right.
Mig (09:06):
That's why we didn't know,
because if it was at Oakland we
would have gone to that game.
Oh yeah yeah, yeah.
But instead we were in Vegasthat weekend because they were
on the road.
No, no, no.
Indianapolis was when Carr washaving that MVP season and he
busted his ankle or something.
Lano (09:23):
That's what he said that
was.
Mig (09:25):
they made it to playoffs.
Yeah we made the playoffs thatyear.
That's what he's talking about.
That's why you guys got allpissed off at me and Eric,
because we bet against theRaiders that first game.
Lano (09:33):
No, but you guys were mad
at us because Carl wasn't
playing.
Rick (09:39):
Yeah, the Texans, game.
Mig (09:40):
And we knew we were going
to lose.
No, yeah, no, but I was talkingabout that was the season when
he broke his leg againstIndianapolis.
Was it India or was it theCowboys?
It was Indianapolis, okay.
Rick (09:52):
It was Indianapolis.
Mig (09:55):
But I don't know that was a
game that he had his MVP season
.
Rick (09:58):
He broke.
Mig (10:00):
They broke his ankle or his
leg, whatever.
And then we made the playoffsand yeah, that was.
Lano (10:05):
But I don't know if the
World Series, if it's like, you
know, like the Super Bowl, whereit's like just becomes like a
corporate, like the NFL takesover tickets and like the NFL
like distributes tickets to liketheir sponsors and all that
stuff.
Mig (10:17):
It's all bullshit now, Like
privatized.
So I don't know if the WorldSeries is like that.
That is the reason why I cannotstand sports now because of
that right there.
And it's I mean, apart from thegame that's already changed so
much.
Yeah, All across the boardbaseball, football, basketball,
everything.
The game's changed so much it'salready like pissed me off.
(10:39):
And then you throw thisbullshit on top of it where the
seats are outrageous like that.
Lano (10:48):
It's like the tickets,
everything's averaging like 1500
.
But then you got this greedyguy right here trying to get 20
grand.
Who's that?
I don't know?
Some guy just trying to get 20grand that's probably a sweet
dude.
Rick (10:57):
You think, oh, is it maybe
?
Lano (10:58):
just sweet fool.
I haven't been to the stadium along time.
I don't even know where thesuites are at.
But yeah, then all the yellows,like you know, five grand and
up.
I don't know, but if you'relooking for tickets we might
know a guy looking.
(11:19):
G said he might come up withsome tickets he might be able to
sell or go with him.
So call the hotline.
Where did you hear that dirtyrumor?
A little birdie told me that Idon't know he might be able to
come up on some tickets.
But we'll see.
We'll see.
But then if the dodgers losethe first game, then all this,
(11:39):
all these prices drop for gametwo.
Yeah right, I'm not gonna drop.
I think.
Mig (11:44):
I think those prices are
where they're at because they're
playing the Yankees yeah.
Rick (11:48):
Yeah, no, that's true.
Mig (11:49):
If they have been playing
those prices are not dropping
yeah, because if they have beenplaying Cleveland or something,
they would probably be half that, maybe not even that.
They'll still be just a littlebit cheaper, cheaper.
Lano (12:06):
Well, it's east versus
west so we already knocked out
one, new york team time to dothe other one.
Mig (12:09):
That'd be kind of cool,
like we knocked out new york
back to back yeah, hey, um, youguys realize, um, I don't know
what I was watching on theyoutube rabbit hole.
You guys realize that don kingis 92 years old.
Lano (12:25):
I haven't seen him lately
he's still alive.
Mig (12:27):
And he's still alive.
Oh, it was, I was watching.
I was watching.
Uh, uh, it was uh trump, whatpodcast he was doing but is he?
Lano (12:37):
is he still promoting, or
I'm promoting, no more what?
No, I don't, I mean, I don't Iknow like um yeah, when he when
Trump said he's like oh, they'retalking about Don King.
Rick (12:47):
That's what I was talking
about the boxing.
Mig (12:49):
He's like oh, you know,
he's still alive, 92 years old.
I'm like damn, I go you justlose track of like these.
That's right, don King's stillalive.
He's 92 years old.
He doesn't look too bad too.
Look at it, he's up there.
It's funny because the otherday I was watching Rocky V and
(13:10):
you know, the other onecharacter on there is supposed
to be the Don King character ohright right right.
So ridiculous dude, the way theover yeah, the over-acting,
over-exaggerating and shit.
Yeah, I was like I tripped outman.
Lano (13:24):
Didn't Mark send something
about Rocky 5?
He said something on Instagram.
Mig (13:32):
We got no calls this week,
no, but he loves us 92 years old
.
And then that made me go likehey, well, you know what?
How old is George Foreman?
Because George Foreman doesn'tage.
Lano (13:43):
Like he made his comeback.
He's probably up there too Wellhe was over like 50, right when
he made his comeback yeah.
Mig (13:49):
I was going to say he's
probably up there in the 80s,
Because when he made hiscomeback, when he won the title
against I think against MichaelMoore.
He was like 40-something orlike almost 50.
Yeah, he was 50.
Yeah, and, and he still hadthat damn baby face, that golden
smile man.
I was like then I went to gocheck.
I was like, how old is damnGeorge Foreman?
Then I saw he was 75.
(14:10):
I was like, yeah, dude.
Lano (14:14):
Now, speaking about age,
you guys watch football on
Sundays still, or no?
Because I haven't seen a singlegame.
Mig (14:17):
I watch the Red Zone.
You guys watch like the-.
I watch how much shit myfucking fantasy team's doing.
Lano (14:22):
You guys watch like the
pregame show, like Fox or
nothing like that.
Sometimes I cross it Because Ijust read that I guess Terry
Bradshaw they're saying he'slooking really old and like he's
been messing up a lot.
Mig (14:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, that dude's
got to go already.
Lano (14:35):
That's what they were
saying, Like they're asking him
like he needs to retire yeah,like the and you got to retire
or give it up, because he justkeeps messing up on whatever he
has to do.
They say he's making a lot ofmistakes and stuff.
I guess it's wearing thin youknow the whole lovable Because
(14:56):
he was old when they startedwith the Fox, so now he must be.
I don't know.
Mig (15:00):
Yeah, he's got to go
already.
The lovable dumb guy is thenovelty of that's wearing off.
Rick (15:10):
He's 76.
Mig (15:11):
He's 76?
76, yeah, how about Al Michaels?
How?
Lano (15:17):
old is Al Michaels.
Mig (15:19):
Al Michaels, there's
someone that doesn't age, dude.
He doesn't age and he's sharpstill, man Sharp dude, 79 older
Damn, look at that.
And he's sounds sharp dude, 79older, damn, look at that.
Lano (15:26):
And he's still doing games
.
Wow, yeah, he's still doing it,hell yeah.
Mig (15:28):
I think he does Monday
nights right.
Lano (15:30):
Monday or Thursdays,
sunday, no, yeah, yeah, yeah,
monday nights he does either theMondays or the Thursday nights.
Mig (15:37):
Thursday nights yeah, yeah,
yeah, dude, he's still money,
dude.
Lano (15:42):
And he's done legendary
calls.
Yeah, all Michaels is stillmoney.
I mean, he was doing boxing,wasn't he?
I think he did Muhammad Ali andstuff.
I don't know, but he's beenaround.
Mig (15:52):
Yeah, miracle on Ice.
Lano (15:54):
Miracle on Ice greatest
call.
Mig (15:56):
Do you believe in miracles?
Yeah, that was cool.
Some of the greatest calls, man.
Yeah, thursday night rightthere.
Yeah, nbc Sports.
And then you think about itdude all those interviews that
he's had with Dan Patrick.
Lano (16:09):
Yeah.
Mig (16:09):
Like what's his staple diet
Steak, no veggies, no, nothing,
no crap with it, just a steak.
Lano (16:15):
Carnival diet.
And a good glass of wine.
Mig (16:18):
Yeah, wine, you know, and
everybody's all saying it's like
Bob Costas.
Lano (16:21):
You know, and everybody's
all saying this how old is he?
72,.
But you've seen these guys comeand go, Damn 72?
Mig (16:26):
He's that old, that's
another one dude, this guy got
in trouble in the Olympics,right, didn't he?
Lano (16:30):
He doesn't do the Olympics
, no more.
Mig (16:33):
Another like baby face dude
, that doesn't look it what
about Nance how old is?
Lano (16:37):
Nance, who's that?
The one that does the golf?
Yeah is it Jim Lance?
No.
Mig (16:48):
Jim Lance, yeah, jim.
Lano (16:49):
Lance, I thought you had
it.
Yeah, he's 70s too.
Oh, 65, 59.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, he's donefootball.
And then golf yeah, yeah, Ithought he was older.
Yeah, I then golf.
Yeah, yeah, I thought he wasolder.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah, I thought he
was older, I thought he was
gonna be in the 70s, cause theyall, I mean I see them all In
the same class.
Lano (17:12):
I mean, we all grew up
With all these guys.
Mig (17:15):
Gymnasts.
Lano (17:17):
Doing the sports.
I mean, bob Costas Would beevery Olympics, but then I guess
he got in trouble and then nomore.
But Like I'm still.
Like Bob Costas would be everyOlympics, but then I guess he
got in trouble and no more, I'mstill getting used to Mike
Tirico.
Tirico's good, I mean he's good, he's been a long time, but to
me he still seems like the newguy, even though he's been there
for years.
Mig (17:38):
All I can't stand is
Collinsworth dude.
That piece of shit.
That guy, yeah, it's like heshould be the Hawk to a chick,
the way he announces for some ofthese dudes, man.
Rick (17:51):
Yeah.
Mig (17:51):
Especially Mahomes.
Oh, my goodness, man Dude get aroom.
Yeah, he's supposed to be hot.
Lano (17:59):
He was going to leave and
then they gave him more money
and all this other stuff.
Mig (18:02):
Screw that dude 65.
He's an idiot, dude.
Yeah, he's an idiot, Straightidiot.
I don't like that idiot.
Rick (18:09):
Yeah.
Lano (18:11):
I haven't watched sports.
Yeah, a lot of times.
Mig (18:12):
That's why I didn't watch
Sunday Night Football, dude,
because I can't stand hiscommentary.
Just have him play in thebackground.
How's Brady?
Lano (18:20):
doing who's good right now
?
Mig (18:25):
The cowboy.
What's his name?
The former quarterback from theCowboys.
F him too.
Yeah, sorry, primos.
Oh, you know what I want togive a shout out, to Found out a
very big fan of ours, dude, Imean your mom Lano.
She's number one and who's ournumber two fan?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Joey.
Mig (18:45):
Was it Danny?
Well, number three has got tobe your partner, man Marcos.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
At the party.
Mig (18:54):
He absolutely looks forward
to every episode.
Dude.
Rick (18:57):
He tells me.
He tells me he loves our show.
Dude Audio video everything.
Mig (19:01):
Yeah, he's just like he
came up to me.
He's like bro.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
He's like I really
enjoy your show.
Rick (19:11):
I'm like really dude, yeah
, I'm like oh, thanks man.
Lano (19:12):
No, that's cool, I'm like
cool so.
We're doing something rightagain.
We got at least three peoplethat listen and enjoy it.
Mig (19:19):
He's the M in the mjr.
Lano (19:21):
Yeah, so you people know I
I did notice that, like some of
our like audio's gone down alittle bit, but, like I think,
because they watch it on theyoutube now.
Mig (19:30):
So it's like some people,
you know it's funny.
Um well, I mean we'll probablygo back to it.
But yeah, mark the shark, hewas like when mick got there he
was on like oh, look at thisshit talking right here coming
in, and he was when you werewalking in I didn't hear him
yeah no, no, no, no, no, no, no,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no.
Back in the graveyard and youjust got it.
(19:50):
Oh, okay, he's like oh, there'sme.
He was that fucking shit talker.
Oh, he got mad because thetrigger or something.
No, that clip that I said ofthe harley, oh, yeah, the harley
writers and stuff.
I put.
The only one that's not gonnaget offended Is Rick.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yeah.
Mig (20:08):
And he was like oh okay,
now I see You're coming up the
Harley drivers Alright, so I wasover the whole Tesla gay joke,
whatever this and that, but thatlast one With that damn diddy.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
That was funny.
The baby one, that was funny.
Mig (20:21):
Dude.
Lano (20:22):
That's why I had to say
that I started sharing that one
Even my wife was laughing, thatwas funny man.
Mig (20:28):
And on that note, that
Diddy note, I want to let
everybody know that yours trulywon the costume contest at
Rick's Big Bash the best overallcostume party.
Lano (20:40):
Well, you told me you got
a good one.
I will post it.
I will post it.
Mig (20:44):
We had four awards.
It was scariest, it was thefunniest, best couple and then
overall best costume.
Which I was going to protest.
But then I asked, vanessa, ifyou guys excluded yourselves?
Rick (21:03):
Oh yeah we weren't.
Lano (21:04):
Yeah, I was going to say
that's bullshit, dude.
From voting, or your costumes?
No, they're from being in thecontest.
Mig (21:12):
Me and Vanessa were Adam
and Barbara from Beetlejuice.
Lano (21:16):
The couple of the ghosts.
Mig (21:17):
Yeah, they turned into
ghosts, Like when they mess up
their faces and everything.
That's who we were.
That was pretty good man.
I don't know why I walked in.
I was like yeah, nice, it wasgood because you know
Beetlejuice everyone is alwayslike everyone is either
Beetlejuice or Lydia.
Rick (21:34):
Yeah.
Mig (21:35):
That's what it always is.
So, once we said that like ohman, that's the only thing is
like you got to wear a mask thewhole night.
Rick (21:43):
Yeah.
Lano (21:43):
We couldn't do it.
We couldn't do it, man.
Mig (21:48):
Little figurines, and
that's the only thing I had
bought these string of lightswith.
They had eyeballs on it and Iwas going to take the eyeballs
so I could drill them out to putthem on my fingers but, I just
I didn't have time, so I waslike I missed out on having the
eyeballs on my fingers.
Lano (22:04):
All right, so go down the
list.
So who won the couple?
What was it?
Mig (22:08):
Well, you know what?
I didn't even know.
They were counting the votesand then Vanessa was already
announcing the winners.
I barely made it for yours,like they didn't call me.
The best couple was.
Woody and Bo Peep From.
Lano (22:22):
Toy.
Mig (22:22):
Story, yeah, from Toy Story
.
Who was dressed up like that?
Who were they?
I don't even know, I think itmight have been Trevor's friends
.
Rick (22:29):
Okay, because they look
pretty young.
Mig (22:33):
I don't remember seeing
Woody.
It wasn't a very good one,that's all I'll say.
They got best couple.
Rick (22:41):
And the chick was wearing
a pink dress, were they the?
Mig (22:42):
only couple coordinated Bar
.
That's all I'll say.
They got best couple and thechick was wearing a pink dress?
Lano (22:44):
Were they the only?
Mig (22:45):
couple coordinating, barney
and Angie, should have won it.
They were like Viking kings.
They were good, yeah, but thescariest was Shane.
Oh yeah, shane was you know andthe devil.
He deserved it because I had acouple people tell me that he
would just be sitting there andpeople thought he was a prop and
(23:06):
he would like move and scarethem.
So he deserved it.
He got that scariest.
Lano (23:14):
Do you got pictures, rick,
or no?
No, I didn't even have my phone, so it was all makeup or like
no he had a mask on.
Mig (23:21):
Yeah, he had a mask A goat
mask?
Yeah, and he had a mask on Amask, yeah, he had a mask, a
goat mask, yeah.
And then he had his red capewith all the devil symbols on it
.
Lano (23:27):
Oh, that's scary when they
start doing that goat stuff.
Mig (23:29):
That's scary and he said
that his mask came with like a
voice box.
Oh, shit.
Lano (23:34):
Oh, to change it, alter
his voice so he can have it here
.
Mig (23:38):
Yeah, you can hear clear.
But he says he didn't use itbecause it sounded too muffled,
so he just went away with it.
He says, I'll just communicateby hand signaling or just, you
know the silence.
So then the funniest was thatdude dressed up like a dinosaur.
(23:58):
Oh, pete, that was Vanessa'sfriend's boyfriend.
Oh, okay, yeah, he was.
Yeah, so he was cool, he'sboyfriend.
Lano (24:02):
Oh, okay, yeah, he was.
Mig (24:04):
Yeah, so he was cool
because he he was big as T-Rex,
just walking.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Yeah, he had a big
inflatable.
Rick (24:09):
T-Rex on.
Yeah, he was all in there, yeah.
Mig (24:11):
But he had to keep taking
it on and off.
Yeah.
Lano (24:12):
Because it was getting hot
.
That's why my oldest daughter.
Mig (24:24):
She's always like it's
plugged in, inflating all the
time.
Oh yeah, because Vanessa's momwas like dressed like a clown.
Yeah, kind of like a jester.
Lano (24:29):
Uh-huh, but she like it
was an inflatable thing.
Mig (24:31):
So like she was like all
round and everything.
She kind of looked like Violetfrom.
Lano (24:38):
Willy Wonka, willy Wonka,
willy Wonka, yeah.
Oh yeah, like that round, youknow all inflated Because
they're not like airtight, likeit's just like a cinch.
And then the fans are alwaysblowing yeah, yeah.
Mig (24:50):
Her costume was good.
It was cool because it wasgoing around all like dancing
all over the place, yeah, andthen I won best overall and then
Miggy won best overall, so youOverall, you got to describe
your.
Yeah, I mean I'm going to postit.
I didn't get very good picturesshowing the props, but you'll
(25:18):
be able to see me it's prettymuch.
Diddy related with this wholescandal, so the idea was
Originally.
Rick (25:27):
To be.
Mig (25:30):
An escaped Victim, like a
victim that got away.
So I had ordered Stuff onlineHandcuffs that I was going to
have broken and it came With ablindfold and a ball gag that I
was going to like have broken.
And it came like with ablindfold and like a ball gag
and everything.
So I was like going to bewearing all that stuff and like
where I'm starting.
(25:50):
This is that it escaped thefreak off.
But none of that stuff came inLike it was supposed to be in.
I ordered it with plenty oftime.
Rick (26:01):
And.
Mig (26:01):
I got an email saying it
wasn't going to get here until
the 25th and it got delayed, soI was like nah, just cancel it
Amazon's been messing up likethat dude.
So then I just put, nah, justcancel it, cancel the order.
It's like I don't want it.
Yeah.
So I had to rethink my wholeidea and then I started thinking
I'm like, oh, you know whatit's like?
I seen those memes On Instagram.
(26:21):
Memes on Instagram where thedudes are rubbing baby oil in
the bathroom and Diddy pops upover their shoulder.
You say Diddy, three times orwhatever, and he pops up like La
Llorona and shit.
So I'm like, dude, what if Ifind somehow to put a picture of
him over my shoulder and Icarry a big bottle of baby oil?
(26:43):
So I'm like, yeah, dude, dude,that'll work.
So then, so I'm online, I'mtrying to figure out how to do
the whole picture thing and I'mlike, oh, let me find a poster
and then we do posters of him,yeah.
So yeah, I'm looking at postersand like, ah, you don't know.
And then, like this one waslike kind of like a portrait or
whatever you know.
So I'm seeing the measurementsbecause I want it to be like
(27:04):
more or less proportional, youknow, I don't want it to be like
huge or I don't want it to belike too small or whatever you
know.
So I found this one.
You know, I got it, got it home, cut it off, put it on the
cardboard, and then I got theidea.
I'm like, oh, you know whatit's like.
I actually cut the cardboardout and put a little thought
bubble next to them so that wayI could put a white paper and
(27:25):
put down something.
So what I wrote down was was itwelcome to the white party?
Freak off.
Lano (27:32):
No just white party freak
off, baby White party freak off,
yeah.
Mig (27:37):
So then I put that, and
then from last year's costume I
was like an 80s hip-hop dude, soI got my chains entered in so
that way I could be like arapper you know, because all
these rappers are the ones thathe boned, or whatever and I
ordered an overall or a coverallwhite coverall to make it look
(27:58):
like I was at a white party andI put them over my shoulder and
I just wore a sign that saysDiddled by Diddy.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
With the big,
incredible bottle.
Mig (28:07):
The picture of Diddy with
the little cloud caption that
said Welcome to the White.
Rick (28:11):
Party.
Mig (28:13):
And then he had it on a
little stick where he attached
it to his back.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
So it looked like
Diddy was behind him Like
whispering in his ear orsomething, and Mickey had that
big bottle Of baby oil and yeah,it was funny.
Mig (28:27):
Everybody was cracking up,
man, when they saw it and it
popped because the whitecoverall, and then it had black
lights all over the place.
Rick (28:34):
Yeah, you had black lights
everywhere man.
Mig (28:35):
So he was bright man.
Lano (28:37):
You should have put like
science, freak off or something
Like at the door, like a party Imean, like a theme I mean this
has another joke.
Mig (28:45):
No, I mean just because
Mickey was the only one.
Yeah, no, nobody knew what Iwas coming as what was G?
Lano (28:52):
He was an.
Mig (28:53):
Uber driver.
Lano (28:54):
Yeah, he was an Uber
driver.
Mig (28:55):
That's a good one.
You know, g man, he's a barrelof monkeys.
Nothing but fun there ofmonkeys.
Uh, nothing but fun there.
And uh, what was mark?
Mark was a matador.
I kept telling him, dude, youshould have bought some horns,
got in one of the dogs, one ofthe one of the twins, one of
those beasts, and walked aroundwith them, walked around with
(29:15):
them and olayed them and shitbut he had like I mean he could
I guess played, played with yourfriend the devil, or whatever.
Rick (29:22):
But that's true.
Was it like some big?
Lano (29:26):
fancy Like get up Like
some yeah.
Mig (29:29):
Oh yeah, it was pretty good
.
I asked him Because he just Himand Sandra's wife Just went to
Spain.
Oh, and I go.
Did you guys get that At Spain?
Lano (29:38):
Because she had her Her
the dress, the flamenco dress.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah, she had her her
um the dress, the flamenco
dress.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Mig (29:45):
Like, a like a Spain yeah
it was nice yeah.
So I was like man, did you guysget that costume over there in
Spain?
And and, yeah, they look, theylook good.
The one that would have woncouple best couple if she
wouldn't have left, would havebeen Christy, our cousin.
Rick (30:01):
Oh yeah, she dressed up
like I Love Lucy with a TV.
Mig (30:04):
She made like a cardboard
cutout frame.
Said I Love Lucy.
Lano (30:08):
And then Javi was Ricky.
Ricardo, javi was Ricky.
Mig (30:10):
Ricardo with a bongo drum
Said Babalu on it.
Babalu on it because they leftearly.
Lano (30:14):
They left early to another
party, so you don't want to
just give them the prize.
You want someone's date.
Rick (30:18):
Well, everybody voted on
it, and not everybody saw it the
way they did it was.
Mig (30:23):
And then Vanessa bought
little trophies that had
everything, the name best,overall, whatever, and she
forgot to pass them out.
Oh, we'll save them for nextyear yeah.
We'll save them for next year.
So you're supposed to pass outthese little trophies that said
scariest costume, whatever withthe prize, and when you were
(30:46):
calling me, up and yelling at me.
I don't know why.
I heard them saying Pinocchio.
I'm like why are they givingthat?
Lano (30:48):
kid a prize.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, Pinocchio was thereGiving him participation
trophies or what.
Mig (30:51):
Yeah, no, that's what
Vanessa said.
No, that me.
You got the votes, but the whatabout?
Lano (31:01):
the neighbor.
Was he there?
Mig (31:02):
Yeah, yeah, he was the
headless horseman.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
He was the.
Lano (31:08):
Who said it?
Speaker 4 (31:10):
He played a six-foot
guy.
Lano (31:11):
Who said it?
First he just played a six-footguy and then, like who said it
first.
His head didn't pop out, orwhat?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Who said it first?
I think it was Mark.
Oh yeah, it was Mark.
He marked the shark Becausethey always talk shit to each
other.
Dude, mark Matty was dressed asForeskin.
So Matty had like a cape and hehad like a mask that covered
(31:41):
his head right, so he closed hiseyes, but it's supposed to be
like the top of his head waslike the neck chopped off like a
severed head right, so you justsee like the blood on the top.
Mig (31:52):
whatever it was, like a
rubber mask.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
But stupid Mark was
saying.
He was like hey, what are yousupposed to be, Foreskin?
Rick (31:59):
Foreskin, and he didn't
wear the wife to that.
Freshly cut, freshly cut,freshly cut.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
He didn't want to, he
didn't want to wear it no more.
Mig (32:16):
I should have got up to Up
to Manny and got mazel tov.
Lano (32:21):
See if he could find that
photo.
Yeah, I don't.
Rick (32:24):
Oh, yeah, you know what oh
man.
Mig (32:27):
Yeah, there was a lot of
things like yeah, so we did it
longer, we did it longer, thenight was pretty long and then
because, like when I did thatlast time two years ago, like I
was kind of bummed out afterbecause I, I, I fixed up
everything so much and then,like it was, it seemed like it
went quick, right away, you knowbut then this time, but
(32:49):
everybody stays in costume, orthere's a point where people
start taking the costumes off atthe end of the night some, some
costumes, but this time I justput five so that people start
getting there earlier.
But then it kind of sucks,because there's a lot of light
still.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
So to see everything
that I put up.
Mig (33:05):
It's like it's for
nighttime, you know, but I did
it a little bit earlier and itseemed longer, but still like I
was getting caught up, you know,talking with a lot of people,
and there was a lot of thingsthat I didn't do.
We didn't take a lot ofpictures, but there must have
been like 100 people that wentthrough, that came through the,
(33:28):
through the parking yeah, therewas a lot.
Lano (33:30):
Parking was jammed on the
block.
That's why I got there, becauseI wanted.
Mig (33:33):
I wanted to give vip just
counting, just counting chairs,
like sitting spots, of what Ihad available like tables and
chairs, the, the I mean thebenches, with the bench tables
and the chairs.
It it probably sat about.
It probably sat about, I wantto say about 65, 65 sitting
(33:59):
spots, maybe 65, 70.
And then that's not kind of thepeople.
And when I looked like, oh,everything was full.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Yeah.
Mig (34:08):
Every little spot that I
was trying to have, so people
can chill.
And people were dancing andthen standing up, was the maze
come?
Lano (34:16):
out.
Maybe it was time when you guyswere working on the maze or
something.
The entrance yeah, it was cool.
Mig (34:21):
Yeah, a little maze just to
get in.
Lano (34:24):
Michael Myers scared
people.
Mig (34:25):
At first, like Trevor was
out there making scaring people.
He was laying down because Ihad these shelves that I was
trying to make it look like themorgue.
I bought these bodies that havesheets over them.
So they're just laying on theshelf right.
So he got one of the blanketsand covered himself.
So when people were coming in.
He would like reach and grabthem, and I mean, I heard a few
(34:50):
chicks scream.
Lano (34:51):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Mig (34:52):
Oh shit, I didn't know he
did that.
Yeah, he was scaring peoplethere.
It was pretty cool.
Yeah, when my OC people gotthere and I walked them in, they
were pretty scared to walk inbecause they thought she was
going to jump on them.
Yeah, were pretty scared towalk in because they thought she
was going to jump on that.
Yeah, I I gotta have, I gottahave.
Like I had these spider thingsthat I wanted to put there that
(35:12):
jump automatically.
But I couldn't get those.
They didn't weren't working.
Rick (35:15):
You couldn't get up to
work yeah, I don't know when you
first bought them that year.
Mig (35:19):
You bought them.
Those things are pretty good,yeah, but they weren't, they
weren't working and I I justdidn't have time to be messing
with it.
What I did like was near thebathrooms, that whole graveyard
that you did with the skeletonsand everything when you dug that
grave.
So that was new too.
Rick (35:37):
Yeah, yeah.
Mig (35:37):
I had Trevor.
I go, Trevor, I need this gravedug right here.
I go, just go down like two,two and a half feet down and
then, yeah, so he dug that graveand then we could do that whole
little scene back there.
Yeah, I like that and then Iliked that and then the porta
parties I had was was mark, hehad it.
He hooked it up because he onhis job site he had his porta
(35:58):
party guy.
Come and drop off some portaparties for us that was cool so
the porta parties was for theguys, and then the shed in the
back with the restroom was forthe women.
Lano (36:07):
Yeah, that's all it's
telling everybody.
Mig (36:09):
And then I like the setup,
because now they have to.
Lano (36:11):
So the restroom in the
back is finished already.
You have a restroom back there.
Mig (36:15):
It's just the shed with the
toilet and the sink, because I
had that last party, because Ihad to have it.
I mean, I only had my bathroominside and I wasn't going to be
able to survive with that.
So, yeah, I had just thrownsomething real quick in the back
in that shed, connected the,the drain and the water, and you
know just like that got itworking I told my wife like our
(36:36):
growing up, parties was justlike a bucket of fabuloso yeah
on the side she doesn't.
That's a tennis pad.
We still do that at the shopjust a bucket of, because at the
airport or hangar, you you know, the bathrooms are far away.
Lano (36:49):
I mean, that's pretty much
what a porter party is.
Mig (36:52):
So we just set up a bucket
pour some Fabuloso in it and
whenever we got to pee man gothere and pee yeah.
Lano (36:59):
What about the food?
Talk about the food.
Mig (37:02):
Oh, there's a shitload of
food.
Rick (37:04):
A lot of food.
Mig (37:09):
Yeah, a lot of people
brought stuff.
That's what I Next party I gotto have.
Like, if we're going to do thesame thing, just have a long
table where people come in andthen set up their things there.
Rick (37:16):
Yeah.
Mig (37:17):
Because that's kind of like
what Vanessa was like.
She was getting like, oh, I'lltake it, and then put it like
and we ran out of space on thetable.
So I got to kind of figure itwith a bar and have, and then I
was so out of it.
We were running out of watersand I had two cases of waters in
the back, yeah, and I justwasn't checking the water.
(37:39):
The beer was fine in that bigcooler in the fridge but, yeah,
I needed to just stay more ontop of it.
But I was just like caught upwith everything I had a lot of
people hitting me up man.
They wanted me to make themdrinks.
Rick (37:54):
Yeah, you know what?
Mig (37:55):
From Manny's party, the
Manny's big party, the last one.
All those people remember mewhen I was behind the bar making
drinks and they were like, whenI went up there to go make my
drink, what are you making?
I'm like nah man, there's notmuch here, man, and that was
another thing.
I didn't even focus that muchon the drinks, the mixed drinks
and anything like that.
Lano (38:16):
I had a bottle of that
Doritos that you should have
told me that you take it.
Mig (38:21):
I was almost going to buy
you that Coke Oreo.
Oh, you found it.
Yeah, it was at Stater Brothers, I think.
Lano (38:26):
Did you taste it or you
haven't?
Mig (38:27):
tasted it.
Nah, I didn't buy that shit,but I was gonna buy it Like day
of that way.
I'm just not sitting around.
Lano (38:33):
Yeah.
Mig (38:34):
But maybe, if it's still
available, I'll get it to you
Next time so you can try it out.
But but yeah, all in all, thething was Was cool.
Lano (38:43):
So all the food was
brought, or you guys cooked it
Next year.
Mig (38:46):
Huh, you guys brought food
or you cooked it Well, okay.
So I got pizzas from Costco.
The sandwiches from CostcoSandwiches went pretty fast.
Pizzas I ended up like givinghalf away.
I took one home there was Mannymade bomb ass chili, some
pulled pork, we had bolillos andthen we also bought Manny makes
good chili though, yeah, andthen we also bought Manny makes
good chili though.
Yeah, we also bought thecornbread that we get From the
(39:07):
barbecue spot Right there inAzusa Canyon City Barbecue.
Lano (39:11):
Oh, I haven't been there
in a while, yeah, so put that
chili On that cornbread.
Mig (39:15):
And man, delicious Raviolis
.
Barney brought a plate Oftaquitos.
There was some pastas.
Lano (39:25):
Oh, barney Two different
pastas.
Mig (39:27):
He was like a Viking king,
or like a king, him and Angie.
And then where else was there?
There was chips, nachos, nachos.
There was a little bit of pollo, juan Pollo.
Lano (39:45):
Oh yeah.
Mig (39:47):
Yeah, I didn't get any.
The karaoke came up, pollo.
Oh, yeah, yeah I didn't.
Lano (39:49):
I didn't get any.
The karaoke came up, maribel.
Mig (39:51):
No, we didn't brought some
bougie as like cronut deal
things oh vanessa saved me onedid she?
Yeah, all right good she gotone for me.
Yeah, because when, when shetold me if I tried good man.
She told me if I had tried oneI told her no and I went back to
go get one.
There was one left.
Lano (40:10):
Yeah, so I grabbed it so
inside on my dining room table.
Mig (40:14):
We pushed it back and then
we had that as a dessert table
and the damn gift table.
So then Vanessa made eyeballs,she made zombie brains, she did
this cheesecake kitty litterplate.
She had century eggs that Ididn't.
A century egg man, I didn'tlike that shit.
Lano (40:35):
A real century egg or was
it some.
Mig (40:37):
A century egg dude.
Yeah, it was all black andnasty looking.
The white looked like it wasjello.
It tasted like a devil's egg,but with soy sauce.
That's what it tastes like shewas all excited About that damn
century.
People trying that century.
Lano (40:59):
So it wasn't Cause I've
seen some With like little birds
in it.
It wasn't like that.
Mig (41:03):
No it was a hard world.
Oh, man Stewart brought a lotof portals.
What I'm just Breaking news orwhat.
Yeah, breaking news.
Dude Gino just broke it.
Fernando Valenzuela passed away.
Oh no, yeah, man Torito's gone.
Lano (41:24):
You know, in church they
did the.
You know they makeannouncements.
They did the.
You know they makeannouncements for like blessings
.
They named them.
Mig (41:31):
Oh yeah, there's Loveday
right there.
Oh man, Breaking news he hadcancer.
He was sick 63.
63?
Dude, he's not that old.
10 minutes ago.
So I mean not dude, he's notthat old 10 minutes ago so.
I mean not that young, but notthat old either 10 minutes ago
(41:53):
and two days ago.
When you guys hear this yeah,by the time you guys hear this
on Thursday, it'll be a coupledays old already.
That's sad dude.
Lano (42:04):
So I mean now, like we got
to dedicate the World Series to
him.
Now we got to win it.
Mig (42:09):
Yeah.
Lano (42:13):
So I mean, I mean I didn't
read it, but it must have been
cancer, huh.
Mig (42:17):
He was.
I mean, he didn't look good.
Lano (42:19):
No, he did not look good,
he lost so much weight.
Mig (42:21):
Yeah, I mean, I can't
imagine it was anything else.
Lano (42:31):
I'm trying to skim through
it.
What's going on about thiswhole story?
It was crazy, cause, cause.
Mig (42:39):
They didn't really say much
about it.
Lano (42:41):
They didn't say anything
about his sickness.
Mig (42:43):
They just said that he was
dealing with an illness and he
was hoping to be back next year.
Lano (42:52):
Going through the article
All paid windows when I had met
my wife, my in-laws, they hadn'tbeen to a Dodger game so we all
went.
But we went on FernandoValenzuela Day so we all got his
jerseys.
But they didn't know who he was.
(43:12):
But I made them watch the 30for 30, like the night before.
Rick (43:15):
Yeah.
Lano (43:16):
And then we all went to
the game.
It doesn't say anything.
Well, not that I could come upwith.
Yeah, still fresh, still new.
Mig (43:25):
That sucks.
That's sad man.
That was our childhood rightthere, dude, growing up with
them, watching them, the wholemania and everything, dude, and
being so proud to be Mexican manbecause he was like the one on
top, you know, dominating.
Lano (43:40):
When he was Fernando Mania
, that was against the Yankees
right.
That's when they won in 81.
Rick (43:44):
Yeah, 81.
Lano (43:47):
So he didn't get to see
them beat again Like the Yankees
.
Mig (43:50):
He missed that whole.
Thing.
Lano (43:52):
Full circle kinda.
Mig (43:54):
This comes and pass total.
Wow, that sucks Well.
Sorry, bummed everybody out man.
Lano (44:06):
What do you think?
Should we just end the show onthis end?
Or you guys got more.
Nah, I mean that's.
Mig (44:12):
Just because this kind of
changed the mood Pretty much a
bummer.
We just got to win it.
We got to win it for El.
Lano (44:19):
Toro, oh yeah, so we'll be
off next week, We'll come back.
I guess we'll come back.
It'll be after the series willbe done.
Mig (44:27):
Will it.
Lano (44:28):
Well, we'll be off next
week.
Mig (44:29):
So it might be yeah, might
be so.
Lano (44:32):
We'll see Hopefully we'll
be a little more positive.
Yeah, so well rest in peace,all right.
Mig (44:40):
Well light, a candle from
people and condolences to his
family, man and all the Dodgerfans out there sucks not much to
say, but keep drifting yo.