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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey Jesse, hey
Lindsay, hey, I see you and I
see you, I see you, I see you, Isee you.
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Happy.
What day is it?
Wednesday?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, happy Wednesday
.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Happy Wednesday for
raw, unedited and uncut recap
with us.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, I'm here.
I know what we were talkingabout at the moment.
Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
What are you having
to drink today?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Back here Hang on.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Do you see our little
, our little flower arrangement
with the googly eyes?
We're already decorated forHalloween.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, we're already
ready already.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
We got another box to
get down.
But that's mostly likeHalloween wear Halloween pajamas
, t-shirts, shit like that.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Old number seven.
That's what I'm drinking.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Old number seven Jack
Daniels, jack Daniels On the
rocks though Classique Nice,cheers everybody.
Cheers.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What are you drinking
there, Lindsay?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I'm having a
pineapple, this today and I'm
using let me see.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Let's see it,
pineapple.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It's like a hippie
cup.
It's cool, but I'm using mykoozie.
You bought me this, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I did, that's right.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
My hippie koozie cup
and we've already had Bloody
Marys this morning and if youfollow me on TikTok,
drinkaboutsomethingpod,underscore Lindsay.
We made a little video about it.
Jesse built them and then wedrank them together.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yes, we build things
that way, we can destroy them
later it was good, the sourdoughstarted the mix.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
The sourdough started
.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yes, she has to do
the.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, because there's
no sourdough in it.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
The only thing it's
starting is like but we're not
telling you where that came from.
You have to find it outyourself.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You've got to find
that out.
Where did the sourdough startercome from?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, figure that out
, or ask somebody in the.
If you don't know, ask somebody, and then they're going to be
like bitch, listen, listen.
And then they're going to tellyou so, listen, and then they're
going to tell you so that'sgoing to be a fun thing.
If you don't know, then you'llknow.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
If you don't know,
you better ask somebody.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
All right.
So in our episode about BellGunness, Jesse was what's the
word I'm looking for.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Four on the floor.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Sloshed he had.
He enjoyed what's that stuffcalled?
What's that vodka that we usedthis morning?
Blue something.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Blue something.
Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Jesse enjoyed the
shit out of that last weekend A
lot, a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, it was worth it
.
Probably wasn't.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It probably wasn't
worth it, but he loved,
absolutely loved the story aboutBelle Gunness, and we're going
to recap that today.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, belle Gunness.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Okay.
So when I first started tellingyou that story, did you have
any inkling at all that it wasgoing to be the way that it was?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Fuck, no, like the
whole thing.
Okay.
At first I was like, okay,maybe it was Fuck, no Like the
whole thing, okay.
At first I was like, okay,maybe it was some insurance shit
at first.
You know the burning of thehouse, then the burning of the
business, and then the husbandand the kids and all.
I'm like it's too far, it's toofar.
And then the whole fuckingthing where she just started
grabbing people from all overthe United.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
States to come Put an
F in the paper, in the
newspaper.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Why don't you call
her frog mouth?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I can't call her that
she has in public documents,
bill Gunness was described asmany, many things, but one of
them was she had a frog mouthand when you look at it, you
can't unsee it, can you no?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
no, and not that
we're looking at.
We're not judging by anybody'slooks, but she's a horrible ass.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Human beings holy
shit, a monster I mean okay,
monster, like she killedchildren before we like
completely go over all of it.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Would you had bought
a ticket to ride at the little
uh after party?
Everybody showed up after allthe shit went you know what?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
in their sunday best,
that's what really got me this
time, day and time?
No, we got plenty of shit to doyeah, we're not we're not gonna
go to the back then living in asmall farm town where shit like
that was unheard of there wasnothing to do and that was
nothing to do, yeah listen y'all.
okay, we're going to break itdown quickly, fast.
(04:33):
Okay, bell gunness, she comesover here from norway.
She allegedly um was in a, orbeing courted by a gentleman who
she got pregnant by out ofwedlock Allegedly that guy later
on.
Or she miscarries the baby andthen that guy dies of arsenic
(04:55):
poisoning.
Okay, that's one.
Then she marries Mads Sorensen,who she is with.
What did we say about 15 years?
And she doesn't?
She wants children, butunfortunately within the 15 year
time span she wasn't able toproduce.
(05:19):
But she did adopt one littlegirl, Jenny Olsen, from a family
in need.
And then all of a sudden she'sgot four more kids, like two
sets of twins within a two-yeartime span.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
So where the fuck did
them come from?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Well, that's what I'm
going to go into a couple of
other theories.
I don't want to say conspiracy,but just theories.
So those babies just appearedout of nowhere, but they lost
two of them, but she hadinsurance on them which I didn't
even know.
Like I'm still baffled becauseshe was setting it up.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
She was setting it up
.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
She's like I'm gonna
grab these kids, play with them
for a while and then collectwell, they did have enlarged
intestine problem, like I thinkit's called colitis isn't that
what the medical term is?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
and the mortality
rate back then was we get that,
but with that many kids rightand that many insurance claims,
she had all the insurance claimsnobody knows where these
children came from.
Um they took somebody out andtake them to work well.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
There were theories
that they were bought, there's
theories that they were stolen,and then there's theories that
she took them off of um a personthat couldn't take care of
right.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
There's a theory of a
dead man right there oh, that
band sucks oh well, you know, Ihad to dad rock it in dead man I
don't judge, we had a dad rockon that one, just a little.
I don't judge you.
We had a dad rock on that one,just a little.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I don't care for him.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Just leave it.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I had to do it, okay.
So for some reason in my mind,when I hear a title or see how a
band looks before I listen totheir music like Theory of a
Dead man, I'm thinking way morehardcore than what they sound
like.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
That's just like Kiss
.
It was a huge disappointmentfor me.
I grew up.
I was not allowed to listen torock and roll and shit like that
.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
There's so many of
them I'm thinking of right now.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
So I had seen how
Kiss, how their stage makeup and
everything was.
I thought they were going to beso much heavier than they were.
I was just a little bitdisappointed.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
She didn't want to go
see him.
I had to take Silas.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I was like it was a
disappointment that has stuck
with me my whole life, because Iwanted something heavier out of
somebody that looked like that.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, I did, and you
probably heard the stories
before you even really likelooked at the business.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
The Gene Simmons show
before I even listened.
No, that's not true.
I knew who kiss was.
I listened to Kiss music beforeI watched that reality show
yeah, it was in movies.
I just wasn't impressed.
I listened to a lot of musicthat I loved before my time, but
(07:57):
I don't know.
There was just something abouthow their music doesn't match
the way that they look for meand I never enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I'm not a fan, it was
cool the pyrotechnics and just
the glam it was a glam.
They're a glam rock band.
They're a glam rock band, allthe motif and everything that
they wore.
It was just part of the showand that was just like the
over-the-topness you know, justlike Twisted, sister and other
bands I like.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Twisted Sister and
other bands.
I like Twisted Sister.
Fuck yeah, they look like them,I don't know, but Ghost.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
We won't talk about
Ghost.
We won't talk about Ghost.
I will real quick, Real quickon Ghost.
So I went to hang out with7Dust at Rockville.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, what was that
2016?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
And I'm giving LJ all
the love and I'm talking to
some of the members and 2016.
And I'm giving LJ all the loveand I'm talking to some of the
members, and Ghost shows up todo their little table signing
and I'm like LaJohn listen.
Jesse was bitter because Ghostbeat them out on a Grammy award
On a Grammy and it had justhappened.
So I'm like I'm giving the birdand this is how I do it.
(09:03):
So if it's not cool, whatever,His bird's a champion, Straight
at them the whole band andthey're like feet away from me
and I'm like, LJ, you shouldhave won, you should have won,
you should have won.
How did Ghost beat a metal bandand get a Grammy for metal
music?
And they're not even Metal?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Not really, no,
they're soft.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Soft rock no, they
did not need to steal that from
them.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
The Easy Listening
Station.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yes, yeah, you're
listening to the Easy Listening
Station.
I'm going to listen to someMan's Chicago right now.
Kick back and have a great timeas you wait for your pie to
cook.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I don't even know how
that song starts, but I like
that song, that Chicago song.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Oh yeah, and if you
play them backwards they're
satanic as fuck.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
You know what's weird
?
I'm using this as a microphoneand I have an actual microphone.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Oh, yeah, look at you
.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
So back to Belle.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Okay, so she marries
mad sorensen, um, produces
children somehow, um, and thenher and mads have, and that mads
is a night watchman.
Her and mads then open a candyand cigarette shop.
It well, I mean it was like alittle small grocery type thing
and it wasn't successful.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
So Lo and behold.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
It's insured and then
there's a fire.
Then later on the home burnsdown, but that was after they
had invested a shit ton of moneyinto these Alaskan minor
schemes.
Look all that up.
There's some crazy historybehind that.
I should have had you look thatup.
(10:52):
So now, from now on, if there'ssomething that I want a little
history behind, that's going tobe Jesse's assignment.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
But really I have to
do more work.
So that was the breaking pointright there, like okay, there's
the karma right there.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Well, Belle came over
here Because I got fucked out
of the insurance she was a womanwith a dream and she wanted to
be a kept woman and she wantedto be a little bit princess
style and marry a man with a lotof money.
And she really wasn't in thatsituation.
So she she was trying to figureout how to be.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, I mean even
going back to her childhood
where she lived in Scandinavia.
It was.
She was a hard worker, went toa small school.
Good, a good person, everybodyover there from her little farm
girl histories of them, speakingof what they've passed down,
the the story of her over there.
She was a good human being andshe saved up her money, came
(11:48):
over here yeah, her sister nellygot her over here yeah and was
it nelly or netty shit, I forgot.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
There's so many names
one of them.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I covered so many
cases yeah but um so anyways.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
So their home burns
down.
Then turns out Mads has twolife insurance policies.
One's about to get canceled outbefore the other one takes an
effect, but there's one daywhere both insurance policies
are going to be collectible, andthat is I think it was July
(12:20):
30th of 1900.
And that was the day.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
And that was the day.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And that was the day
that happened.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
That was the day it
happened, right there.
Oh, is it good, is it good?
She's like looking at her watch.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah.
Is it, time Is it aftermidnight.
So he came home from work itwas a story he had a headache,
she gave him some quinine powderand he gone.
She gave him some quininepowder and he got him.
So she collected that money andbought her the farm, the farm,
(12:52):
the famous farm Gunness Farm,where she does meet Peter.
She reacquaints herself withPeter Gunness, who she had known
in the past, and they getmarried.
They're living on this farm andthen guess what?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
He clocked out.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Peter meets with an
accident.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
So-called Hold up.
Let me go.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Peter meets with an
accident, he is so.
The story was she had beengrinding some sausage.
She put her sausage grinderback up on a shelf, then she was
boiling some brine to make hoghead cheese.
The bitch knew what to do withevery piece of a piece of an
animal.
I mean, she was talented inthat aspect.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, yeah, she knew
about that, she knew farm life.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
She knew farm life,
she knew butchering.
She had done that when shefirst moved to America, so
anyway, so the sausage grinder,okay, first, matt's coming in.
He puts his shoes by the stoveso they're warm, because it's
cold outside.
They live in Indiana andsomehow he knocked over the
(13:59):
sausage grinder that killed him,that hurt him.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, that hit him in
the back of the head, gave him
a contusion.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Back here and then,
while that's toppling down,
after it bumped him in the head.
That's when the boiling pot theboiling pot also goes on top of
him.
But I didn't put this in thestory and and I apologize, but
he was still alive after allthat happened.
He died later.
It said that he kind of waswoozy, had like he had like a
concussion behavior because thebaby ran.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
The baby ran and went
, told somebody, hey, my dad's
on fire something, and so he wasstill alive at the moment.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Yeah, um, so then
after I think it was j Jenny had
ran to get help, the peoplefrom the neighboring farm come
and they're like shit, thisguy's in a pool of blood with a
broken I mean like it was.
It was a scene, but Belle, shewas in hysterics, she gave a
compelling story.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
It worked, it worked.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
It worked.
So then she puts ads out inpapers, mostly through the
Chicago Tribune.
And then there was another one.
It was like their own, like theScandinavian community's own
paper, scandinave.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
And that's what the
paper was called.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Oh, the Scandinave.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, you shared that
.
Yeah, yeah, check out all thatbecause there's a lot of content
we put out there on the socialsand stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
so so she put first
of all, this bitch looks rough
as fuck by now, okay, and sheputs an ad out saying that she's
a comely woman.
I don't know if y'all rememberlanguage, arts and vocabulary,
but comely means beautiful, andshe was not, so she lied.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
But she was getting
then to come over either from
Norway or from other stateswhere Norwegian immigrants had
settled and they're uprooting.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
They're selling all
their stuff Like multiple.
Many, many, many people showedup, have sold their whole life
to come and join her and herfucking inquisition.
Are never seen again, yeah andthen she.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
So all the while
she's got men just coming in
droves um, she is pursuing a mannamed andrew hell, oh god, I
can't remember his last namehell, nine, something like that.
Andrew h will say that.
So she's pursuing him bycorrespondence for like 18
months.
She's putting in the work toget this guy to come down.
(16:30):
She's in LaPorte, indiana.
Forgot, we did not mention that.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, she groomed him
up for a while, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, she was going
to pet him and make him cream
pudding.
I mean you have to listen oryou have to.
Okay, either read or listen to,uh, the book hell's princess
and how you said it.
You're like you're coming over,I'll make you the cream pudding
but like I mean, they said,this woman had some game, she
(16:59):
had game, she had game for days,yeah, but no visual, it was all
.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
No visual game,
everything she had game for days
, yeah but no visual.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
It was all no visual
game.
Everything else she had goingfor her.
She could work a farm, shecould do the thing she purred
like a kitten and then so she'sgot men coming over.
She's grooming Andrew to gethim to come down.
He's from the Dakota area,South Dakota.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
And she's also got a
live-in companion who I found
this.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Actually, I just
knocked it over.
I'm spooky.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
She's got a live-in
companion who is also a farmhand
.
I got a bird Named Ray Lanphier, so Lanphier.
He's got his own room in thehouse and he's working.
He had been kind of a grifter,drifter or whatever you want to
(17:52):
call it.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
He was the alcoholic
right yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Town drunk gambler
who liked the company of older
women Older than him.
He had the infatuation, like hewas, like the true guy that did
older women, now older than him.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
He had the
infatuation like he was like the
true guy that did the work hewanted a mama.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
He had mommy issues.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
If you listen to the
book, it does talk about that
quite a bit, Mama.
And what's crazy is the bookOkay.
So audio book it's six hourslong.
The whole story of BelleGunness is told in the first
three.
The last three are all aboutray later on, but we'll get to
that it was a big drawn outthing at the end.
Yeah, so, um, anyway.
(18:29):
So she gets andrew over andthen she tells ray, you go sleep
in the barn, bitch.
Andrew's here, now andrew'shere.
So she gets andrew to depositall his money or not deposit,
I'm sorry to withdraw all hismoney.
Some of it was in currency,some of it was in gold coin, and
(18:49):
then guess what Deuces.
And actually we forgot tomention before that Jenny, her
own daughter, had alsodisappeared.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Now she was supposed
to go to school.
She said and then nobody couldcontact her.
She didn't really have anything.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Another one of her
farmhands who had been wanting
to court Jenny that she had wentto further her education in
California.
But guess what?
Nobody saw Jenny leave.
Nobody saw the professor whowas supposedly coming to pick
her up.
They never saw that guy.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
But wait, if you go
back to the story that we
actually told, you can find outall of that, what really
happened to her, and that's whatis so horrific.
And at the end of everything,all these people just kept
getting gone.
Somehow they're gone.
And then the house burns down.
(19:37):
Burns down to the ground andthere's like three people found
at that moment, but a femaledidn't have a head.
But the woman didn't have ahead, so did she dip out with
the money and her body?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
did not describe that
of Belle Gunness.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
No.
And Ray Lamphere took the heatfor all of it and people came in
droves to come and witness allthe horrific things.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Because, jesse, there
was 12 bodies dug up.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, I wasn't going
to spill all that.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I was going to let
them.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, we're not going
to go into so much detail
because, yeah Well, we're tryingto bait them into actually
going back and listening to ourstuff.
Is that cool?
You're going to go listen.
Listen to the juice.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
So yeah, the juice so
that's going to be the um, the
recap of bell gunness, but Iwant to share well, before you
go all the way done, I wanted tosay one more thing go ahead
because I sped it up real fastand I wanted to on purpose the
dude that was doing like thesluice box thing.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Then all of a sudden
some teeth showed up.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
When you listen to
this whole story, I think it was
he planted that shit somehow,but anyhow there's.
There's a lot of conspiraciesbehind this story.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It is wild.
It is intriguing.
Um, if you listen to our actualepisodes on it, you will know
that that is the.
That was the very first case Iever listened to on a podcast.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
And that was years
ago.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I've never been into
podcasts at all, but when can I?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
start listening to
them and get obsessed.
It was years ago, it was beforethe pandemic.
Yeah, yeah Before that.
Yeah, before the pandemic.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah, before that.
That's when I really latched onand figured out that my ADHD
brain can really get some shitdone when I've got headphones in
and listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Driving for me.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I will do podcasts
and drive my ass off, but I am
so productive while listening topodcasts.
I will literally be three orfour hours in and I'll be like
oh my god, I got so much done.
I won't even realize everythingI've done.
I just keep going and it'swonderful, I love it and I'm
just hanging out.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I'm like I'm watching
tv whatever, you got your
earphones on kicking ass.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
And I'm like then
people try to talk to me.
I'm like, huh what, oh boomerstyle huh, and I'm a closer at
my job too.
So as soon as we, as soon asthem doors are locked when the
public leaves, the podcast comesthe podcast is in my ears and
literally I blink and I'm doneand I'm like, oh, holy shit I'm
done.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, it's it's.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
It's amazing, the
power of podcasts, but okay, so
I want to start doing, on ourrecaps, little small side
stories.
So this week I was scrollingthrough TikTok I think it was
Monday and this little storycame to my attention.
(22:35):
Who is a father of six wasfound to also be the father of
his 11 year old stepdaughter'schild, who was made to give
birth at home 11.
11.
We have a child that's 11.
We have a boy that's 11.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Yeah, we have a child
.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
And that's so fucking
scary.
She almost died from this.
Okay, and that's so fuckingscary, she almost died from this
, okay, and that was the onlyreason yeah, okay, that's not
that's what I'm trying to rushit, but well, that's what I
started out with, that, yeah, soshe was giving birth at home.
She almost died from it, so thefamily had to call emergency
(23:19):
services.
And that is when I mean, if shehad just been given this birth
at home without anycomplications, this family would
have never been discovered.
Um, so, yes, it came.
It came to me that, um, thestepfather of one of these
children, of this 11 year oldgirl who almost died giving
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birth at home, he was the fatherof this child and the neighbors
had been calling the police andCPS for over a year For over a
year, oh fuck that Because thisfamily lived in absolute squalor
and nothing happened.
Nobody, even you know.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
They didn't step foot
in that fucking place Nobody
decided to do a quick littlewell check.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
No, nothing, okay,
that's garbage.
There were also neglectedanimals and animal feces all
over the home, which did remindme of our Turpin family story.
We do cover that, and guesswhat is arriving today?
Oh, yeah, you get your.
So Jennifer Turpin, the oldestof the Turpin family.
She has a website called Dawn'sDesigns, because that's her
(24:28):
middle name, dawn, and I ordereda witchy vibes hoodie from her,
which will be yeah, go back,yeah, so go back and listen to
the Turpin family horrors, do it, yeah?
So go back and listen to theTurpin family horrors, do it,
yeah?
So police never responded toone single well check or
complaint on this home until theparents called 911 when the 11
year old was giving birth andthe mother, like the mother of
(24:59):
the family, is literally a monthaway from having the family's
seventh child.
Burn everything to the ground,just burn it all.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Like I am just Stop
it.
Stop abusing me with thesestories.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
It's abuse.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Our next recap is
going to be about something that
I dumped on Jesse.
Okay, so first, my initial planwas watch this documentary.
The whole world has watchedthis documentary.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
She fucking hates me.
I can tell.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
And no, I love you
and that's why I'm here.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
You see me like I'm
already cocking that way the
plant I gotta look at.
Leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
So the world has
watched this documentary.
I'm not going to mention itsname yet because we are going to
recap it.
I know, At first, what I wasgoing to do was I was just going
to do a short story about it onour next recap, because we're
doing a two-parter next, sothere won't be a recap on that
episode.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah, so I was like,
hmm, let's recap this
documentary.
But when we do, when we do thedoc, the recap that I know about
we're going to tag danteelizabeth james in that one,
because he was the goat at theend of it that actually made me
overcome what I was stuck in.
So thank you, dante elizabethjames.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
We love you to death
actually backtrack real quick,
so I so I decide not to justtell jesse this story, but
actually make him watch thedocumentary at when I got home
from work what was it?
Thursday night I was tired andshe's, but I got off early.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I got home early I
was like we got time yeah, let
me hit you with this, and shedid it in a Scandinavian voice.
Let me kill you with this.
Y'all, y'all.
So, thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Again, he gets angry
as fuck at this documentary and
I was like hold on Our boy DanteElizabeth James has made a tick
tock about it, so I'm going tolet you watch that before you go
to sleep.
So he died laughing at that,and then he was able to
peacefully drift off intoslumberland instead of being
(26:57):
horrified horrifically, my bestsleep ever.
I don't know if you guys don'tfollow Dante, elizabeth James on
TikTok.
What are you doing with yourlife?
Follow him and Juicy.
They're best buds and they are.
What's the thing they're?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
tight dude, they're
tight Like a toy guy.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
But no, their comedy,
especially Dante's, is top
notch, so stay tuned.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
For all that and
positivity, we got a bunch more
of this.
So if you like it, share it, dothe things.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
We're going to let
you guys go for now because
we're going to record ourepisode of the week and then
we're going to record that recap.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I think I'm really
going to need a smoke and a
pancake before we do that Smokeand a pancake.
Yeah, bong and a blitz.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Pipe and a crepe.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Probably yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Cigarette and waffle
All cigarette and waffle, all
those we're going to need, allthose before we get off into
that.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I'm already ready If
y'all want to follow us on our
personal socials LindsayStanball, jesse Stanball.
We're going to do 61 Days of.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Halloween Challenge.
Yeah, we're doing that.
Do that with us.
Do that with us.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I'm posting it.
We're going to mark it offevery time We've already watched
.
What did we say?
So we watched Insidious 2 lastnight Kind of got two down
already and then we watched theCrafts today.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
So, yeah, yeah, I
think we'll have it knocked out
before it's even fucking October.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
And we'll be close.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
We'll be on vacation
for eight days, but we could
probably watch some more rightthere, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Hotel, tvs.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Hotel TVs.
No, we're going to be fuckingtired as soon as we get in.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Comment.
Okay, so leave me a comment.
What show or what channel isyour go-to channel when you're
in a hotel TV?
Mine's Comedy Central, becauseit plays the Office reruns and
that's just my comfort show.
It plays Office and Parks andRec, and those are my go-to
sleep shows, and it plays off ofSandbox Parks and Rec, and
those are my go-to sleep shows.
And then you wake up toSpongeBob.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
I like watching
SpongeBob.
That's what I was fixing to say.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
You wake up and put
it on Nickelodeon.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
It's like while
you're waking up, it's all of a
sudden and you're up.
You're already up, you're up.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, because we got
rid of cable and shit, and then
it's yelling hurry up, si, wegot to go.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
We need to go to the
pool.
Hurry up, we got to go to theshow, to the show, whatever yeah
.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
But on this trip it's
going to be hurry up.
We got to drive three hours toget to our next destination,
lindsay six.
Six.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, maybe even
eight.
It just depends on where we'regoing.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
But there's a lot of
going.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
There's a lot of
going yeah, and I'm, uh, over
here.
You already got me like offinto this pretty good already
with your fucking story rightnow, and then you got more to go
and so definitely, um, but wewill, uh, we'll revisit that
when you find a uh don't attackthe microphone.
This is raw, unedited, anduncut the microphone.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Loves, you, love you,
kitty, kitty anyway so when we
find out more about that story.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
That's just what's
out there right now, um and
there was another one here inLake City.
Again, we're gonna be talkingabout probably well, it was
technically Fort White.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
It was in our county
in our county.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
So the next season
we're fixing to finish off our
first season, our whole year ofdoing this and thank you guys so
much for being a part of it andit's it's growing.
So we're watching it growtogether.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Thank you so much but
we're trying to keep these
under 30 minutes and we are justnow just a little bit over.
So we love you.
Stay tuned for friday's episode.
New case gonna be a two-parter.
We we love you so much.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
We're giving you
extra.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Extra, extra.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, read all about
it.
We'll see you guys coming up onFriday.
Yeah, so we love you so much.
Bye.