EPISODE 34: The Papini Deception

When Sherry Papini vanished while jogging in Redding, California in November 2016, America held its collective breath. Her abandoned iPhone, wrapped in her blonde hair strands, seemed to confirm a mother of two had been violently abducted. For 22 agonizing days, her husband Keith made desperate pleas on national television while the community rallied with search parties, fundraisers, and prayers.

But beneath this compelling narrative lurked something far more disturbing - a web of deception so elaborate that it took investigators six years to fully unravel. When male DNA was found on Sherry's clothing, investigators followed a trail that led not to mysterious kidnappers but to her ex-boyfriend's apartment, where she had willingly stayed while orchestrating her own injuries, starvation, and branding.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, jesse, hello.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Lindsay.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
That was so extra.
So it's Friday, dude.
Happy Friday, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, I'm here, we're here, we're here, we're here,
we're here Friday yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here,
we're here, we're here, we'rehere, we're here.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
What are you drinking today?
Gin and tonic, again Gin andtonic.
Yeah, that's it.
That's all that's in there.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
One of them Vista Bay fruit citrus things.
Yeah, citrus, vista Bay inthere.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
You're also sipping on a Celsius?
Oh yeah, citrus, yeah, citrus.
Vista Bay, in there You're also.
You're sipping on a Celsius.
Oh yeah, sipping on someCelsius.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Because I'm old and shit tropical vibe again.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, yes, wee yes.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I think, yeah, what are you drinking over there?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I'm having a Fruit Punch, vista Bay Punch Series.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Double punch yes, so Double punch, yes so.
Functified what, what, what arewe drinking about?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I'm sorry, I'm off kilter just for a little bit, I
don't know what's going on?
With me, okay.
Well, I'm going to name whatwe're drinking about after you
roll that intro.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't want to roll no intro Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
What's wrong with you today?
What's happening?
What's going on?
Nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
The party is just starting.
You want to fly?
I'm going to fly.
I swear to God, I'm finna.
Fire up, it's Friday, dude.
We're gonna be geeking on air.

(01:54):
I can tell already you probablygot some horrific shit to throw
at me, don't you?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I'll let you be the judge when.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I'm done with the story.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, I'll let you be the judge, but you know, I
gotta ask you what made you feelold this week?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
What if I just don't answer?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's okay, you don't have anything, nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
What if I don't play your game anymore?
What if I don't fixate on it nomore?
Done it's ongoing.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
We already agreed to this.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's over, I'm not done, it's not happening, okay,
so what?
It is, lindsay, the thing thatI pointed out to myself this
week, seeing how I have to payattention to my elements.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
It doesn't have to just be elements.
It can just be like like when Iexplained to you what mine is.
It can be something like thatyeah, I mean I get it.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
But like hiring out work, having home ownership, and
there's a big hole in our walland I have to hire it out
because I'm like dude, I don'twant to be frustrated with this.
I could probably do it.
It would cost me three timesmore because I don't have the
tools Hire and out work.
It kind of makes me feel oldbecause at the point where you
have a home and then now youhave a home for long enough, now
you have to start doing the,the untypical upkeep, you know,
unexpected renovation, yeah, soit kind of makes you feel old.

(03:25):
Right, that's what old peoplelike.
Oh girl, I gotta go fix my hotwater heater Like we just did,
you know.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
We did the hot, okay.
So we had to replace our hotwater heater and then my 20 year
old came to me and was like mom, the wall is wet and it's
caving in in our bathroom andI'm like what the fuck?
My first I ain't even going tolie my first reaction was what

(03:51):
the fuck has Silas done?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, and it wasn't him .
Come to find out.
When dude got here, I doneripped out a hole and fixed the
pipe right.
The pipe never was really fixed, from three years ago when I
hired a plumber to do it and hedid a shoddy job and it had been
leaking.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
that much for that long, and that's probably why
our water pillows have beeninsane.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
No, it's just a little.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
But that's still money.
Every little extra drip isanother dollar.
Yeah, at least 10 cents a day.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, probably dripping out of there, right,
but it was enough to wet thewhole wall and it just kept
soaking those little drips infor years.
He never fixed it right.
Three fucking years I fixed itright.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well, I'm proud of you for doing that.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
And then, you know, of course, hired somebody to do
the sheetrock work and all thatbecause he's good at it.
Yeah, he'll be finishing it uphere soon.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
And we're going to have a whole new bathroom theme.
Yay, yeah, it was time tochange it up yeah but unexpected
renovations are never fun.
So what made me feel old?
It was it was I feel old in agood way, like I'm happy to be
the age that I am, where I haveexperienced being entertained by

(05:01):
john r, and now I havediscovered his son, jason Ritter
what?
Who is an absolute treasure.
If you guys do not follow thisman on TikTok, do it right now.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I did not know this.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
So he is, and we need to check this out too.
So he's in the new reboot ofthe Matlock series, which has
Kathy Bates in it.
Yeah, and he I don't know what,but he is just an absolute joy.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Is he like the epitome of his dad too.
He is Come and knock on my door.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
He's goof booting.
He is.
Yes, come and knock on my door.
Yes, he is John Ritter fromThree's Company.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
That, that's what I was picturing.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Because, like he's younger, and what's even cooler
is he's married to MelanieLinsky, who I have loved ever
since, ever after the movie withDrew Barrymore, cinderella
Story.
With Drew Barrymore she was thegood stepsister and then I
watched her in what else was she?
In Coyote Ugly.
She's been in quite a fewmovies, but then she's the main

(06:06):
character in yellow jackets.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh yeah.
You have been geeking about her.
That's Jason.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Ritter's wife and I'm just.
I'm happy to live in a worldwhere I've experienced John
Ritter and Jason Ritter, and andalso Bradley Norwell and Jacob
Norwell.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
For sure it's a socle , it's a socle, it's a socle
yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yes, I mean, even though there's bullshit around
the world, which there always is, I am happy to have been born
when I was born.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm happy to be a millennial, so like fully
accepting and embracing that ourera was fucking amazing yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I'm happy to be.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
We used to look up to Gen X so fucking much, but I
think we got some cool shitgoing on on us.
I mean we're on the cusp of Gen.
X, but we're definitelymillennials.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, I get it.
So my what made me feel old thisweek was a positive thing, and
I love it.
I'm really happy about it.
So this week was a positivething and I love it.
I'm really happy about it.
So, with that being said, ifyou're new here, what we do is
we talk about your crime.
Basically, I tell Jesse a storythat he's, most of the time,

(07:16):
never heard about.
There's been a couple of themthat he knew some vague details
on, but most of the time it'ssomething that he is shocked and
appalled by.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
And at this point I look forward to her just fucking
me up with those stories.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
And then we have a drink and at the end of the
episode we plug a band thatJesse has sought out and become
best buds with, and has gottenpermission to play their music
on our pod.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, I had a great time talking to Little Ray.
I had a great time talking toLittle Ray.
I had a great time talking tohim all week long and saying,
hey, we're going to post yourstuff, we're going to tag and
all that cool stuff.
He's a cool cat.
He's like, hey, check out mybrother's band.
There's members from thesefamous bands and stuff in it and
he was just sharing and talkingabout music and they got more
stuff coming.

(08:03):
So, sharing and talking aboutmusic and they got more stuff
coming.
So, yeah, I can't wait thatlast.
The last podcast was amazingand the band was just so fire,
you know, loved it.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
And you know I have wanted to talk about this the
past few episodes.
There is an update on the WestMemphis three.
There they are.
There is a person and I'm goingto have this information for
the next episode, but I justwant to give y'all a little clue
.
There is one person in uh, westMemphis, arkansas, that has to

(08:35):
sign off on a paper to give thepermission or the authority, or
whatever it is, to test the DNAto figure out who the fuck it
was that murdered those poorlittle boys.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
And because we know it's not Jason, we know it's not
.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Jesse, we know, it's not Damien.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Then the devil's not.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
I want to know answers, because this is this
has been happening now for 30years.
It's time for it to be solved.
We have the technology, we havethe knowledge.
Let that shit happen yeah, butso next episode I'm going to
have the uh information of theperson that you can contact to
say, nicely and respectfully, wewould appreciate, um, if you

(09:23):
could sign off on this well,just remind me and I'll put it
in there and it'll stay in there.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yes, it'll stay in there.
So.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
I listened to.
It was Jillian Pesavalli fromfrom True Crime Obsessed, which
is one of my favorite podcaststo listen to.
She's very close with Damien,their best friend.
She's close with Damien andLori best friends.
She's close with Damian andLori and they went on an episode
of I want to say Dateline,where they are putting the
information out to who you cancontact to get this shit done,

(09:53):
to get it signed off on.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
So and we need to get that done and the answers need
to be had.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
You know the parents need closure.
Everybody needs closure.
Jason, jesse and Damian need tobe cleared of this crime that
they absolutely did not do.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, just didn't need to erase that and find who
did it.
That's the thing, exactly thewhole thing.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
It sucks that they went through all that we all
pretty much know who it was, butit was just nice to be known.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Lock it in, be done with it?

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, it would just be really great for the three
men that were in prison for 18years to be cleared of that and
for the actual killer of thosethree little sweet, precious
baby, eight year old boys yeah,to finally get the justice, and
there's some bullshit localpolitics tied into that.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I guarantee it.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Absolutely, absolutely.
It's.
It's time to, it's time to wakeup or be woke.
If, if, if you would, if youwill, all the weakness, yes, for
these you know, small town,fucking good old boy, sweep it
under the rug or let's pin it onsomebody else.
Bullshit to go away.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
I support that kind of wokeness.
Yeah, I get it.
Absolutely yeah that's likeeye-opening type situation and I
think that we actually sent amessage to Jenny Hayes.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, and she's like I want to hear your pod, so that
was kind of cool huh, I knowthat made me nervous, because I
hope I did it justice.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Jenny, I really do your, your case, if you listen
to this episode.
Your case I heard about twoyears ago and it has been on my
mind ever since then, like Ihave been.
I almost wanted to start withthat case but I was like no, I
want to start with the satanicpanic and you know so it's.
I'm glad that we finally got tocover that and I hope I did it

(11:41):
justice.
I think you did a good job, andI hope, um, I wish the absolute
best for you.
Yes, the absolute best for you.
You deserve the world, youdeserve everything and all the
happiness that can ever comeyour way.
Yep, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
And definitely check out the pod before this one and
you can get on some of the linksand the Turpin family.
Yeah, all the siblings,jennifer Jordan information and
even the Turpin family, likeJennifer there, like you can get
on and buy jewelry from her Ifyou want to.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
I put that.
I did a little screen recordingof her website.
I put in our stories so thatyou can see and I was kind of
digging some of her stuff onthere.
I want the witchy vibes hoodie.
I really want that.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, I get you.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I'm going to get you.
It's purple too.
It's meant to be.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
It's meant to be for me, so it's really cool to tie
into some of this stuff and it'skind of coming back a little
bit.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
It's really fun sometimes.
We've had um quite a fewsurvival tales um the past few
weeks because I had, I mean, yes, jennifer pan, there was murder
in that um, but I just I haveto take a break sometimes from
the killing and killing andkilling yeah, um, but we'll be
getting into that.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
but we we're going to cover some, uh, some, like I
said, we're going to cover somesubjects in our LGBTQ plus
community for the next few weeks, um, but like I was fixing, to
say sometimes I kind of wishthat I had known a little bit
more before you dumped it on me,that way I could be like more,
like on target, but whatever.
But I really enjoy, you know,just coming back and being

(13:24):
rocked out.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Well, no, that's our whole thing.
That's our whole.
Vibe is natural organicreactions to shit you have no
idea about.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
And it does fuck me up.
So maybe I'm just scared to benot prepared.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
I guess so today we're drinking about this woman
who our listeners probably havealready heard about, but this is
Jessie.
Jessie has no idea A womannamed Sherry Papini.
Do you know anything about it?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
No, no, ma'am, I do not All right, all right.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
So Sherry and Keith Papini were an all-American
couple who married in October of2009 and lived in Redding
California.
Hey, California, we know we gotquite a few of you guys
listening to us over there welove you Hello.
And Redding is in Shasta County.

(14:18):
They had two kids and Sherrywas a stay-at-home mom and Keith
was part of the geek squad atBest Buy.
Oh, hell yeah, in.
Uh, in 2016,.
Sherry was now 34 and wanted toget back into running and
training for a marathon.
So on November 2nd that year,2016, sherry texted Keith and

(14:44):
asked if he was going to comehome for lunch and when he said
he wasn't, she decided to go ona jog while the kids were in
daycare, and I think that theywere only in daycare, like
part-time, so she would use thattime to clean and do laundry
and work on her fitness.
Now she had previously workedfor AT&T and she was like a top
performer.
She won awards and all kind ofshit.
And then I don&T, and she waslike a top performer.

(15:05):
She won awards and all kinds ofshit.
And then I don't know if shewas laid off or let go, but she
received a large severancepackage and Keith was like, well
, I can take care of the billsand but I don't understand, if
you're going to be a stay athome mom, why we need to pay for
daycare.
And she was like, well, I'lltake care of that out of my

(15:26):
severance package.
Maybe that was just you know,because stay-at-home moms, they
need a break.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
They need a little break.
I get it yes.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
I was a stay-at-home mom for a brief period of time
and it was wild, but anyhow.
So, keith, he gets home alittle after five that day and
he was expecting Sherry and thekids to be home to greet him,
but no one was home Nobody, no.
He calls Sherry and he gets noanswer.
He calls the daycare and hefinds out that his kids hadn't

(15:57):
been picked up yet.
So he decides to use the findmy iPhone feature to try and
track Sherry down and finds herphone a mile away on the ground,
her headphones wrapped allaround it, like you know, coiled
up and along with strands ofSherry's hair.
And after that Keith was likeI'm going to call 911.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
I would have left that shit right there.
I wouldn't have touched it.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
And this was that call 911, what is your?

Speaker 4 (16:30):
emergency CHP transfer.
Peace is on the line.
Hello, can I help?
You.
Yeah.
So I just got home from workand my wife wasn't there, which
is unusual and my kids shouldhave been there by now from like
daycare.
So I was like, oh, maybe shewent on a walk.
I couldn't find her, so Icalled the daycare to see what
time she picked up the kids.
The kids were never picked up.

(16:52):
I got freaked out so I hit likethe find my iphone app thing and
it said that her it showed herphone, like at our end of our
driveway we don't have reallygood service, okay, not the end
of our driveway but the end ofour street.
But just drove down there and Isaw her phone with her
headphones because she startedrunning again and it's.
I found her phone.
It's got like hair ripped outof it, like in the headphones.
So I'm like totally freakingout, thinking like somebody like

(17:14):
what's your grabber?
Okay, what's your address ready?
Okay, what's your last name?
yes, papini, p-a-p-i-n-i andyour first name, uh, keith
k-e-i-t-h.
Uh, yes, okay, did you go pickup your children?
No, I'm gonna call my mom andhave her do it Okay.
What's your wife's name?

(17:34):
I'm going to like knock onevery door Sherry, s-h-e-r-r-i
and same last name.
Yes, she, white female.
Yes, what's her date of birth?
It is June 11, 1982.

(17:57):
Is her vehicle there?
Does she not have a vehicle?
She has a vehicle.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
It's at the house.
Okay, the vehicle is at thehouse.
She's running.
How Okay?

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Yes, I'm in it, right now driving and I took a
picture of her phone on theground before I picked it up.
Okay, how tall is she?
5'3", 5'4".
How much does she weigh?
100 pounds.
Eye color.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Wow, sounds like he's just doing everything he can to
find her, you know.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Right.
So basically, keith calls 911.
His wife is missing.
Her phone, her headphones havebeen found with strands of her
hair attached to it.
Now he found that phone a mileaway from their house where
their mailboxes are.
Their mailboxes are like ours,you know, it's like a unit, a

(18:39):
group mailbox situation.
So he calls 911.
They get on the job.
So over the next few days,investigators got involved and
tried to search for clues.
The story went all over themedia, friends and family.
They searched on foot, theyhanded out flyers, they posted

(18:59):
on social media.
And I mean it's reallybeautiful how the community came
together, you know.
I mean it was just everybodywas putting in the work.
You know.
Fine, that's what you'relooking for in desperation, you
know, you need help.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Just you know, even if they're completely looking in
the wrong spot and they'recompletely doing the wrong thing
.
Help Anyways, just help.
We're going to figure this outtogether.
Teamwork, you know.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
And local businesses got involved.
Money was raised for resourcesthat were used.
Money was donated for rewardson any information in helping
finding Sherry, and oneanonymous person offered to do a
reverse ransom, which is theyoffered up like a six figure sum

(19:46):
of money and with a deadline onbringing Sherry back to get
that money.
No questions asked Bring Sherryback, you're going to get that
money.
No questions asked Bring Sherryback, you're going to get this
money.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah, kind of a reward, lost and found thing
yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
But the deadline came and went and so that anonymous
donor he applied that six figuresum of money.
He was.
He was anonymous or I don'teven know if it was a heat, but
the anonymous donor donated thatsix figure amount of money
towards, like, the reward.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
More hope, right, that's.
That's the help and hope thing.
It doesn't matter what you'redoing, as long as people are
getting together and doing thebest they can.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
And I mean Keith.
He's on every media outlet hecan find, trying to find Sherry,
like he is distraught as fuck.
He's trying to find his wife.
He's taking care of his kids.
He's just got a lot on hisshoulders right now Doing
everything he can.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Well, keith was advised to get the FBI involved,
so he did, and because Sherrywas a blonde, petite, you know,
attractive woman, sextrafficking was a huge
possibility in this case, ohshit.
Now, of course, as usual, keithhad to be heavily interviewed

(21:05):
to be ruled out as a suspectbecause, statistically, most of
the time in situations like this, the spouse is involved.
But he passed the polygraph.
He completely complied witheverything that they asked of
him.
And unfortunately, whenSherry's phone was investigated
it was found that she had beenhaving text relationships with a

(21:29):
couple of different men and hadactually planned on leaving
Keith, so that all at the sametime made Keith look worse.
But he had no idea about any ofthis.
He he had been aware of oneaffair and had actually made a

(21:49):
post nuptial agreement statingthat if Sherry was caught
cheating again, she wouldn't getanything in their divorce.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
So it was a shoddy deal to begin with.
She was kind of shady to beginwith.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Right.
But Keith, like I said, he wasvery cooperative.
His alibi checked out and evenSherry's father came to his
defense.
So, law enforcement, theyliterally had nothing.
It seemed as Sherry haddisappeared into thin air, like
they even they interviewed, uh,one of the people that she had
been having a text relationshipwith, who had actually been in

(22:23):
the area around the time thatshe went missing.
But he had an alibi as well andit was like a solid alibi.
His name was donovan I did notwrite down the last name, but he
was rolled out as well.
But then, on november 24th,2016, thanksgiving day, there
was a turkey trot planned inredding and on this event or at

(22:46):
this event, excuse me the townwas going to release like a shit
ton of balloons, which is notsafe.
Let's let's not do that.
Let's do like lanterns orsomething like that.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
I really did that shit in Chicago and it fucked up
a bunch of shit.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Don't release balloons.
Do like the lanterns.
What the hell is balloons?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
got to do with a turkey trot.
And what the hell is a turkeytrot?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Well, they were going to release I don't know, I
actually didn't write that down.
I feel like somebody in theSouth down here.
So the town was going torelease balloons in Sherry's
honor.
But before this event happened,a call came in from a truck
driver that was in Yolo Countywhich sounds like a really cool
county, yolo.
He had spotted a woman that wasflagging him down and this was

(23:30):
about 150 miles from Reading,and this woman was bound at the
wrist and appeared to have beenbadly beaten and this was sherry
papini.
oh, so sherry was taken to thehospital immediately.
I mean, this woman was batteredfrom head to toe, okay, and
they called keith, like he saidthat he didn't answer the phone

(23:52):
at first, like on the first call, but then he did on it because
he was shaving, he was gettingready for this event, to honor
his wife, to help, you know, torelease these balloons, to try
and bring more awareness to herdisappearance.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Right, this was 22 days.
He's doing the best he can totry to keep people tied into it
22 days.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
She went missing, so Keith was called to meet her
there at the hospital.
When he arrived, he washorrified at the sight.
Sherry was beaten and bruised.
Her nose was broken, she hadligature marks, she had a rash,
her hair was cut.
She had lost a shit ton ofweight.

(24:29):
The worst thing that happenedwas she had been branded with
the word Exodus, like from theBible.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Oh, I was thinking of the band.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
No, this was Exodus.
It was supposed to have beensome kind of meaning.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Right, is this some religious fanatic that snatched
her up, did some crazy shit.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
You're just going to have to wait.
So she was only 100 pounds whenshe went missing and now she
was down to 87 in the 22 daysthat she was gone.
87 pounds A grown ass, 34 yearold woman at 87 pounds.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
That is so I'm trying to put my head around it, I am
plus 100.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
So I am 187 to 90 pounds somewhere in there.
That's where.
I fluctuate between 180 and 190.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
She lost 50% of her body weight, almost yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
I think it was actually 30% of her body weight.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
That is insane.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
So Sherry tells investigators that.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I need to get on that diet, okay, so.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Sherry tells investigators that her captures
were two women from the Hispaniccommunity, one older and one
younger, who drove a black SUV,who were armed and had concealed
their identity.
She said they spoke mostlySpanish, but she did know that
they had planned on selling heras a sex slave to a man in law

(25:56):
enforcement and that he hadrequested that she be branded
with the word Exodus.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
I'm not believing this, Lindsay no-transcript.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
So because she was told that she was being sold to
a cop, Sherry was veryuntrusting of the law
enforcement that wanted tointerview her and wanted Keith
by her side at all times.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Are you flipping me some shit right now?
You are, ain't you Stop?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
looking at me like that.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
No, I mean, I'm really not believing this story,
let me tell my story.
I'm not believing it so far.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Let me tell my story.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I'm not believing Sherry's story that you're
telling me.
Okay.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Well, let me tell.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Let me get to what happened.
I'm ankle deep.
I'm ankle deep right now.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Now Sherry did say that the younger of the two
captors was the one that had lether go.
She said that there was like afight and that she heard a
gunshot and the next thing sheknew like something was put over
her head and she was droppedoff, like after being in a

(27:09):
vehicle for several hours.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Some shit went down and she went down and she was
then let go.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Now it is said that this whole kidnapping was
suspicious.
Where was the motive Right?
Well, to me, you know, when Iwas first heard this, I was like
the sex trafficking is themotive right.
The sex trafficking is themotive right.
If a cop knew the right peoplefor the job and had a
description of what kind ofwoman that he wanted, sherry was

(27:38):
out jogging bam.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
But why was she just let go without being sold after
these three weeks of puretorture?
Yeah, wouldn't they want themoney and then finish the job
and then profit from it?
Well, either way, though,Lindsay, like if I was kidnapped
by some Latinos, I want GabrielIglesias.
Man, we're going to fucking goget some donuts and Del Taco.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Well, I told you Enrique was involved.
That's, that's Gabriel's son,right?
No, that's, that's fluffy.
Yeah, who was Enrique's father?
Julio?

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Julio Iglesias yeah, no, fluffinator, julio.
Julio Iglesias, julio Iglesiasyeah, no, dude, I want
Fluffinator to come get me.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Dude, you know what we're going to be way better off
, gabriel listen to me, rightnow I'm going to tag him in this
post.
You have way too many BW buses.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
We need one, I just want one.
We want to borrow one.
Fuck it, I don't want to haveit, I just want to borrow it.
No, I want to have it.
No, no, no.
We're going to take a trip toCalifornia.
I'll pay him for it.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I want to get Gabriel Iglesias' buses man, I will pay
him for it, just let me have it.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
You ain't paying him shit, dude, we just want to
borrow it man we want to hangout Like I said.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I mean the sex trafficking was motive enough in
my opinion.
When I first heard this case,sherry was beaten, battered,
starved.
I mean the crime.
The photos of her areabsolutely jarring.
Ok.
So the police collected as muchevidence as they could, like
her clothes, the ones that shewas wearing the day she was

(29:10):
returned, descriptions of hercaptures and what she could
remember of the place that shewas wearing the day she was
returned, descriptions of hercaptors and what she could
remember of the place that shewas held captive.
But sherry had weirddescriptions of her captors,
like if one didn't use productin her hair it would be frizzy,
and that they wore knockoffbrand shoes, like you know, like

(29:32):
like flea market Nikes, andhoop earrings that had, and one
had thin drawn on eyebrows andthe other one had thick ones.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
So wait, a minute Lindsay.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Hold on, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
No, no, I want to dive in.
She's that transparent where Ijust started seeing the bullshit
right off rip or what.
What bullshit?
What are you talking about?
Like her descriptions andeverything Like I feel like this
is bullshit just started seeingthe bullshit right off rip or
what bullshit?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
what are you talking?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
about like her descriptions and everything like
.
I feel like this is bullshitvery, she's very white valley.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Well, she's very white.
Sherry pepini is white as fuck.
I'll just I'll put that outthere she's so white, she's
transparent.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yes, okay, I'm just trying to figure it out, dude.
I want to know if I'm I'm, ifI'm judging this right and I
don't want to judge, becausethis is fucked up what happened
so far?
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
More and more people actually.
They thought like you, theywere like this is you know kind
of start to look like a racialhoax.
But Keith did every interviewhe could to defend his wife and
law enforcement was on her sideas well.
I mean this woman, like I said,we're going to say it again
terribly beaten, branded andstarved.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
It's horrible.
That's horrible.
That part is all horrible.
It's physically there.
It really did happen.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Right.
Yeah, she had to go under I meanlike intense therapy to deal
with her PTSD.
It affected her day to day lifefor a long, long time.
Like Sherry would be triggeredby by the police, by law
enforcement, by Latino women,the sound of a door locking.

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She could not have her foodprepared by anyone other than
Keith or her sister.
She couldn't eat black beansbecause she said that that's all
she was fed by her captors.
They fed her like cold blackbeans, like right from the can,
and she was also triggered.
So this happened in 2016.
They don't get a lot ofinformation and in 2020 2020

(31:34):
they're still investigating.
She's triggered by the fuckingmask that people are now having
to wear in public because hercaptors wore masks all the time
to cover their face so forgiveme for judging right off rip.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
For judging right off rip, I mean honestly, it seems.
It seems like there there wouldhave been better details and
better you, you know informationI would get out.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Well, I get into that mode when she when she started
going to therapy, her therapistactually encouraged her to write
a book to help her recount andremember, because a lot of shit
was blocked.
She was, you know.
She said that she was maskedfor a lot of her her captivity

(32:16):
so that would help her rememberthe details that she needs to
remember for this investigationwhat she's trying to shut out.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
So she wrote a book called 22 days and this was just
.
You know her recounting whenshe could?
You know cause sometimes whenyou go through a traumatic event
, they come to you in spurts andwaves and things like that.
Yeah.
So Sherry had received around$300,000 from different

(32:45):
resources like GoFundMe accounts, victim advocacy and the family
they ended up retrieving fromthe spotlight.
They you know Sherry.
Just she didn't want to leavethe house, she was scared of
everything, but suspicions of ahoax was still discussed
constantly on the internet andthe FBI was still investigating.

(33:07):
And when they wereinvestigating, they found this
blog that a Sherry Graff, andwhen they were investigating,
they found this blog that aSherry Graff had written in 2007
.
Now, sherry's maiden name wasGraff, and so they found this
blog and it stated quite a bitof racism towards the Latin
community.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
I feel suspicious.
Why do I feel so damnsuspicious?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Let me, let me, let me keep going OK.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
I wanted them to be Cheech and Chong to fucking grab
me up, dude.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
I know that would have been cool.
That would be so much fun.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
You know I found out how they did their name, though,
like they were driving in thisold, shitty car and the
windshield wipers didn't workand they were like we need a
name.
Right, they went to a battle ofthe bands and they won and then
they kind of started theirwhole little career and they're
mama talking to me, trying totell me how to live, yes, but
like okay.
So the windshield wipers didn'twork, so they had like coat

(33:59):
hangers hooked to the wiperblades while they're driving
this shitty car and and it waslike cheech and chong, like they
were watching these wiperblades going across the
windshield.
I watched the interview of that.
I'm sorry, get back.
Get back to it, lindsay.
But damn, dude, come get me.
Cheech and Chongfuck.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Well, you know, and it had already been discovered
that Sherry had cheated on herhusband and then some
conversations were found with acouple of other men that were
saved under female names in herphone.
So the FBI got in touch withher ex-husband before Keith and
called him in for an interview.

(34:35):
Now Sherry had told Keith thatshe only married this guy for
military.
You know, I guess, because whenyou're in the military, if you
get married you get betterbenefits, oh yeah.
And she had had some heartproblems and she needed
insurance herself, so it wasbasically just like a business
transaction, this marriagedoesn't seem good to begin with

(34:58):
already.
And well, that husband, thatex-husband, said that Sherry had
had a long history of being aliar and fabricating stories of
abuse.
And uh, she was quite theattention whore, you know what I
mean?
Yeah, so the fbi also hadtested the dna on her clothes

(35:19):
and were shocked to find maledna on her underwear that didn't
match keith's because,according to sherry, she had not
been sexually assaulted at allwhile she was captured, and her
captures were both female.
So whose dna?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
was this uh-oh, look here, look here the thing I'm
like looking like the thing withleonardo decaprio, leonardo
davinci decaprio, where he doesit.
Look, you know, I'm sorry, goso they test the dna Leonardo
DiCaprio, I can't say it.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Leonardo.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Leonardo Da Vinci DiCaprio when he does a Look.
You know, I'm sorry Go.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
So they test the DNA and it doesn't match anyone that
was already in the system.
So they use other resourceslike Ancestry and 23andMe, where
people voluntarily give uptheir DNA.
Right, I've done it.
I voluntarily gave, I've spitinto a.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah, we have nothing to hide.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Into a tube because you know what guys.
Okay, so listeners, if youhaven't seen our pictures.
I look like I have some kind ofethnic background.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
You kind of look like a Mexican-American.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
I mean, I have been asked my entire life what
nationality I am.
Well according, well, accordingto ancestrycom, I am white as
fuck yeah, I actually have alittle bit more you have more
color in you and jesse isactually like, looking at him,
he's white as fuck.
He's he.
He was born a toehead, blueeyed.

(36:49):
He's now gray, but um, but Ihave dark hair, dark eyes, dark
skin but I'm cultured but youare cultured, but I am.
What is it like 68 greatbritain?

Speaker 2 (37:01):
and you look cultured I do like.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Even when we have went to powwows in the past, I
have been asked what tribe I'mfrom, or yeah, they don't say
shit to me and I'm just likey'all hired me to sing you a
white ass indian.
I just no, I'm not really Ijust want to come say that at
powwows like I've never seen anindian that white before yeah,
and I'm up there like rockingthe drum.

(37:25):
I don't judge because, look, Idon't look like I'm very I'm
british, but I'm, I'm and Iwasn't trying to appropriate
your culture or nothing.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
I just wanted to come sing those songs that I love.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
You were adopted into it, yeah pretty much.
After they did all this with the23 and me and the Ancestry,
they found a match it wasSherry's ex-boyfriend, named
James Reyes.
So they go to his apartment inCosta Mesa, Okay, and they look

(37:59):
around and they're like this isthe place.
This is the place that Sherryfucking described.
Oh.
So they're like all right, weneed to talk to James.
Yeah, and at first James waslike I ain't got nothing for you
, bro.
And then they're like well, youdo know that lying to the FBI

(38:20):
is a crime.
So James was like all right,let's talk.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Reyes was rock me on the day.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yes, so James said that Sherry had told him that
she needed to leave her abusivehusband and asked if she could
come stay with him.
Sherry told Reyes that Keithhad been beating and trigger
warning, raping her and severalpolice reports had been made but

(38:49):
nothing was being done about it.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
What Dude was working his ass off to support this
household.
He was geeking the squad.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
He was geeking the squad.
He was geeking the squad dude.
So on november 2nd 2016, hedrove like 10 or 11 hours or
whatever it was somewhere inbetween there and picked her up
right where she had left herphone, earphones and strands of
hair.
When she gets to Reyes'sapartment, she kicked him out of

(39:18):
his own bed and he slept on thecouch.
Ooh there.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
He didn't even get the poononies oh he did there.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
There, she starved herself, she hurt herself and
asked him to puck.
Oh my God, okay, okay, I'msorry.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
So james was a uh, semi-pro hockey player, like he
had played for the ducks, andshe had some money no, uh, he
did not well, I mean, I don'tknow um, I'm not sure what james
did, but he did.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
He was at work most of the time during sherry's
visits and, uh, when he wouldcome home every day she had like
a new bruise and she was just,she was hurting herself.
She had him buy specificcleaners that would give her a
rash.
Then he she had him go to HobbyLobby and get a wood burning

(40:09):
tool so that he could, at herdemand, burn the word Exodus
into her back.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Holy shit, Lindsay.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
I was right.
I was right, come on, I didn'tkeep you hanging.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
You fucking kept me hanging so much.
Dude Like dude.
I was right.
And then Sherry.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
She just woke up one day after all of this.
No sex was involved, by the way.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
James never got laid, never got the poon.
James never got laid All thatfor no poon.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah, there was no semen on her underwear, but
there was DNA which is floatingaround everywhere you know what
I mean.
So she just woke up onthanksgiving morning and was
like take me home deuces rightnow and on the way she was like
uh, we gotta stop and we gottaget some chains and we gotta get

(41:05):
some zip ties we gotta get themurder kit and, uh yeah,
abduction kit and we're gonnablame it on some poor ass Latino
.
He just had her, or she just hadhim drop her off in the place
where she was found.
And you know, it's so funny tome the the truck driver that she

(41:27):
flagged down to call the policeto say you know, I'm a guy and
she is.
I mean, I did not pull up that911 call, I couldn't get it
without there being an interviewbehind it and whatever the good
the truck driver is, like thislady named Sherry Panini.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
I got to finish my song Lindsay.
No, Sherry, Sherry baby.
Sherry, won't you come outtonight?
Sorry, Not sorry.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
I had to do it, so all the evidence was gathered
and it was time to bring Sherryin for another interview.
They reminded her that lying tothe FBI was a crime.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Federal offense.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
But Sherry continued with her original story and then
they presented the evidence andBoy howdy Boy, let me tell you
what it was quite a scene.
At first, she sent the FBI outof the room and told Keith hey,
I don't want to get the youngercapture in trouble because she's
the reason why, like it waswhispered, she's the reason why

(42:36):
I get to hold my kids everynight.
What, yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Trying to get him on the team, she whispered in the
key yeah, come on, dude.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
So to get him on the team, come on, dude.
So then the FBI comes back inthe room and tells the story
about James and how his DNA wasa match.
Then she started cryinghysterically no, let me see if I
can reenact it.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Oh, here it goes.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
No, it can't be James , he can't.
It can't be James, he can't bepart of this.
Holy shit, lindsay no it was ohyeah, Wait a minute, wait a
minute, thank you.
The Oscar goes to Lindsay.
Thank you, the Oscar goes toLindsay.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
You win all the awards.
You are the Sherry reincarnate,just perfect.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
The Oscar is still in limbo for sharing.
We'll get there, we go.
And they were like nah, girl,it's you.
James was just the cuck thatyou got to go along with it, and
we gave him a polygraph aboutthis and he passed.
So and now keith is like done,like in the interview, like you
can see him like he's pissed,he's like patting his legs oh,
he was the geek that was justworking his ass off.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
He wasn't actually beating and fucking raping his
wife.
He has left the fucking chatyeah, and the other one's left
to fucking suffer you're right.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
And so, sherry, she finally, like, after she stops
her like crying performance, shedecides she's gonna lawyer up.
She, she, just, she literallysnaps.
I really want you to watch thatinterview because it's wild.
She like, snaps.
She's just like.
I'm not going to say anotherthing to you until I get a
lawyer.
Like it, I see through her shit.

(44:20):
Like I said, she did all ofthis.
All of this happened in 2016.
Whoa, like I said, she did allof this, all of this happened in
2016.
Whoa, she doesn't get arresteduntil March of 2022.
What 2022.
?
So they found the DNA.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
What the hell Lindsay .

Speaker 1 (44:39):
So they found the DNA in 2020.
This interview that I just toldyou about was in 2020.
But then COVID happened andeverything slowed the fuck down.
And Keith actually says in oneof the documentaries that I
watched the day that she getsarrested, she posts bail, Her
family helps her post bail.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
You're like building that up.
Then you're like well, I'msorry.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yeah, the day that she gets arrested, which is in
March of 2022, she posts bail,comes home, she tries to have
sex with Keith, like he says allshe's trying to do is like
strip him down and everything,and he's like ma'am, ma'am, so
they have.
So that happens.

(45:17):
So he finds out that she's fullof shit in 2020, but somehow
she convinces him that James hasactually been the kidnapper.
Oh shit, so he's living withher for two more years until she
gets arrested.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
That wouldn't happen.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
She gets charged with lying to the FBI and mail fraud
.
They'll always get you on mailfraud Because she had gotten
$30,000 from the state ofCalifornia.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Victim advocacy yeah she was wanting to rake that
fucking money in.
This was what paid for hertherapy.
Her therapy On herself.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Okay, she needed it, so I'm going to also tell you
guys, lindsay, so I'm going toalso tell you guys, lindsay, so
I'm going to also tell you guysListen, no, no, no, keep going
Straighten up.
Listen to me right now.
Snap it, snap it, snap it, okay.
There was another woman thatSherry Papini had went to school
with, named Tara Smith, okay,named Tara Smith, okay.

(46:22):
So Tara Smith this is an actual, real case had been abducted in
1998, when she was 16 years old, from the same road that
Sherry's quote unquote abductionhappened, which is called the
Old Oregon Trail.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Tara never returned and her family, during all this
time that Sherry was quoteunquote missing.
Tara's family, you know,reached out to Keith.
When Sherry returned I'mholding up quotations when she
returns, tara's parents hadSherry over for dinner and

(47:07):
expressed such horrific PTSDthat she couldn't even go to the
bathroom by herself.
This is two people whosedaughter actually went missing
and has never been returned wasone suspect named Troy Zink, who
was Tara's taekwondo instructorthat she had actually been

(47:28):
having a I don't even want tosay unorthodox, it was an
unlawful relationship with,because he was much older, she
was 16.
She was a minor and he hadactually, you know, been
investigated but was let offLike there was no solving to
Tara Smith's disappearance.
Nothing, nothing has beensolved from that, and this

(47:50):
Taekwondo instructor hadactually already been previously
been in jail for rape and hewas teaching children.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
He was following the traits and then raking in kids,
that way you can fucking caressthem into that bullshit?

Speaker 1 (48:05):
What the fuck.
And this was in the 90s, yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Red door on the fucking Taekwondo spot.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
But anyways.
So Tara had also went out on ajog that day on Old Oregon Trail
, but she never returned.
Her parents have no closure onher disappearance and this
fucking cunt, whore-ass bitch,Sherry Papini.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Come on Lindsay, Come on, dude Really.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Cunt, whore-ass bitch .

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Women be doing the work.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
First of all, she doesn't get to be classified.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
I want to pick on her while she's pissed off.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Don't make me fight you.
Oh God, don't break all theshit here on the table.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Lindsay, so you wish that she would have caught
dysentery on the Oregon Trail.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Oh, yeah, yeah so some of the public was
absolutely shocked and some werelike you know what?
I fucking knew it.
I knew this bitch was full ofshit.
And then, of course, there wasthe whole racist Nazi undertones
of the whole hoax as well.
I mean, this bitch is anabsolute asshole and I'm going
to list the ways she cheats onKeith.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Ding.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
She leaves Keith and her children.
Ding.
She then makes them think she'sbeen kidnapped.
Ding, she dupes herex-boyfriend into thinking that
she's been abused.
Double ding, she dupes him intoa whole kidnapping hoax.
Ding, ding, ding.
She lies to her husband, lawenforcement and pretty much the
entire world that she had beenkidnapped by Hispanic women and

(49:35):
that she was going to be sold toa cop.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
All the dings.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
She takes money from the community and the state of
California.
Two more dings and Keith saidthat she threw it in his face
for years about what she hadbeen through and you didn't save
me.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Ding of fucking lame.
You didn't find me.
Come on, man.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
And she pretends to have PTSD to her family and
friends.
She actually had a party.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
This is in my side notes Because of her fucking
self.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
This is in my side notes.
She had a party because of herfucking self.
This is my side note.
She had a party, a get together, a gathering of friends so that
they could tell her theirreaction when they found out she
had been found oh, she justwanted that hug and attention
that's a whole different levelof psychotic.
Right there I need it right now.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
I need it.
I need it right now.
I need it.
I need it right now.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
What the fuck?
And, like I said, she actuallywrote a book about her fake
experience called 22 Days.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Because of her therapy that we paid for.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Now her lawyer basically said that she had
undealt with mental healthissues, and I cannot disagree
with that, because normal peopledon't do that.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
It's called selfish bitch.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
And nobody has an answer as to why she would have
done such a thing.
So she was ordered to pay over$300,000 in restitution and
sentenced to 18 months.
18 months, 18 months.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Lindsay does not like that In prison.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
No, I don't like that , because male fraud alone is up
to 25 years.
So how is that not right?
Blonde hair, blue eyed, whitefemale.
Why the fuck did you only get18 months?

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Do your acting again, please, right, do it Come on
again, please, right, do it Comeon.
I want more.
I want more of her.
Oh my God, please.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Please, that's what she says on the that's the phone
call when the truck driver.
Oh, my God.
When the truck driver is callingto report that he's found this
woman named Sherry Panini.
That's what you hear in thebackground.
Please, please, I was so.

(51:51):
I have listened to so muchcoverage on this woman.
I want to barf just a littlebit in my mouth, but anyways, so
well.
Keith filed for divorce and hasfull custody of the kids, thank
God, and she was released fromprison in august of 2023.
Not has not paid one dimetowards her fine, but she now

(52:12):
has appeared in a newdocumentary.
She now says that james reyeswas actually her capture and he
was the one that tortured andbeat and starved her, and she
said she had to make up thestory of the Hispanic women
because he was watching her.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Oh, come on.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Dude didn't get no poon or nothing.
Man, yeah, and she said she hadto make up that story because
he was watching her and shedidn't want to endanger her kids
.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Reyes didn't even rock me, amadeus.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
And unfortunately she has quite a few people on her
side about this.
So we'll see how this continuesto unfold.
But, like I said, the FBI, theypolygraphed James.
They did not charge him withanything.
He he was just a dude that wasduped.
He was a cuck Right Like sorry,james, you were duped and he

(53:06):
knew that.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Yeah, yeah.
And he should have seen throughher shit as fast as I did and
not fucking married her ass.
He didn't marry her Well I mean, oh, Amadeus should have seen
through that shit, you know.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Okay yeah, keith was the husband.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Well, he was the ex too.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Amadeus was right, but he didn't marry her.
Yeah, no, the only one that hadmarried her previously was the
military guy that was just in itfor the benefits.
That's right.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Okay, so I'm wrong, yeah yeah, yeah so, but either
way, amadeus shouldn't havefucked with that dude but he was
probably hoping that there was.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
He was in the.
From what I could gather withhis interview with the police,
he was thinking there was goingto be a relationship there yeah
and you know, what's crazy to meis like, even though sherry was
a blonde haired, blue-eyedpetite woman, she's not that
attractive.
How the fuck did she get allthese men I?

Speaker 2 (54:00):
have no idea so no I want to make it like a trendy
thing for dudes to start morerejecting thirsty ass women.
Because they have an agenda, ifthere's a woman that's coming
at you and she's like thirstyand trying to throw herself at
you.
Reject her.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
And if she's wanting you to beat the shit out of her
and brand her, don't do it.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Yeah, more rejection.
Dude didn't even get no poonout of the whole deal, man Not
one single.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
You know what's funny ?
When you look up Sherry Papinion Google, it just says Keith
Papini's ex-wife.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Hell yeah, that's perfect, that's fucking perfect.
I cannot believe it.
That I've seen through thewhole.
She ain't all that.
Not all that, no, not really no.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
I mean she probably was coming out of my thirst as
fuck like.
She ain't your type whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
They better look more like Lindsay over here.
You're beautiful as fuck, thickand dark.
Thick and dark To get Jesse'sattention Lindsay is fucking
thick and amazing.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
So that is the wrap on Sherry.
That's it but there's moredocumentaries that you can watch
and I recommend I watch themall.
The perfect wife on Hulu.
Sherry the perfect wife, sherryPapini lies, lies and more lies
, and then Sherry Papini caughtin a lie on max.

(55:23):
So please watch all of those,because I need y'all to see this
woman's Oscar winningperformances on FBI and law
enforcement.
It was not, I mean she doesn'tget.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
She gets one of these right here.
That's it.
That's all she got.
She's insane.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
There's something wrong.
I mean honestly, yeah, Mentalhealth and all she got.
She's insane.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
There's something wrong with her?
Honestly, yeah, mental healthand all that, yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Even in the new documentary, which is the one
caught in a lie on max she video.
There's video of her with herFaceTime calls with her kids,
Cause Keith has full custody, ashe should, and she, like when
she hangs up, she screams andshe.
And she, like when she hangs up, she screams and she.
Oh, my God, it's just, oh, Iwant to bark.
And how dare you, how dare youblame James After you know you

(56:10):
made up this whole lie.
You did all this for attention.
Have you seen the movie GoneGirl?
You've watched it with me.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Don't that sound real , familiar?
Queen of the dramas.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Yeah, don't that sound real familiar.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Hell yeah, familiar hell yeah, I just, I mean, I
seen it.
That was the really cool thingabout it.
You know, I was just likesomething's coming and I wasn't
really sure.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
So you did I would.
I could never get somethinglike that off on you.
Yeah, I had to get a watermelon.
You had to get another drinkyou had to get another drink in
the middle of this?
God damn it.
It's frozen.
I left it.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
She's been in the freezer for an hour she is so
fucking fired up right now andshe tried to spill it, but the
drink was frozen, Got it?
No, this story has been fuckingand you're done already.
I'm done.
Holy shit, Lindsay.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Watch the documentaries though you guys.
We're watching it.
Please watch them.
We're watching it you and Iwhen we get home from the river
tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
We're Sherry Papini in it, because you have got to
see this bitch yeah because we,some Florida people, we going to
the river tomorrow.
Yeah, we going to the river,we're going to fish, we're going
to grill and we're going todrink.
But you did a great of work onthis one.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Oh, I bet, I bet there was a lot of shit on it.
And you played it so fuckinggood and I'm over here calling
it out the whole time and you'relike cool calm collected over
here.
That was hard.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
You saw me crack a smile.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
I'm flicking her the bird right now because I knew
better, I better, I was like Iknow better and I gave her the
bird and I do it so appalachianstyle that it's just it's, it's
so funny and hey, uh, yourdrinks kind of you need to fix
your drink there.
Well you keep talking.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
I'm gonna talk about a band, okay, yes, what band are
we plugging?

Speaker 2 (58:00):
hey, I want to talk about a band.
Hey, it's turn.
I want to play this band righthere.
I want you to check it out.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
My frozen drink is bubbling.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
So I got these cool ass cats that I think we played
with a couple of times calledSolid Right Hook, from
Jacksonville.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Really.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Okay, I'm coming y'all.
Are you in the mic?
Are you here?
You're just going to have tohear me echo, she's back.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
I'm back, she's back.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Okay, I'm cleaning up a mess.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Solid right hook I got this cool ass song called
Monster by them.
Okay, lindsay's, she's in amess over here.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
This is awesome, this is bubbling.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
What does that Lindsay?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
when you try to freeze your alcohol.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Do not do that.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
I didn't do it last night.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
We're having a great time today y'all.
Check us out ondrinkaboutsomethingsite and
follow us on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Instagram.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
YouTube Everything.
Whatever you want to fuckingfollow us on Send us an email.
We don't have a Spotify.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
No, well, we have the Curtain Call Records playlist.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Curtain Call Records playlist on Spotify.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
You can follow us on.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Spotify.
You can find us on Spotify.
You can find us on YouTube.
You can find us on everythingnow.
Yes.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Yeah, we're everywhere.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Yeah, you're on everything, we're on everything.
Yeah, and hit us up, even ifyou see our personal shit.
Just hit us up because we'refinding so many cool ass bands.
You got a TikTok, tiktok.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Drink about something pod underscore Lindsay yes.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
So solid right hook from old Mikey over here, Isn't
that awesome.
He was just like yeah, you canplay our stuff.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Mikey Graz.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Yeah, I was like dude , I think that we've played
together.
And he was like yeah, I thinkso too.
You know, I remember your bandand all this stuff, like we used
to kick ass in Jacksonville.
Are you all right with yourdrink?
Over there?
I'm having a slurp Solid RockHook's badass though OK, from
Jacksonville, check this shitout.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
I'm excited, mikey Graz.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Yes, this song is called Monster, so check this
shit out.
Ooh, monster.
That's what she really was.
Sherry Papini is a fuckingmonster so follow this band.
I know they're going to beamazing.
We're fixing to kick this shitoff.
You ready, ready?

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Thank you In the midst of a starless time.
I'm driving back to the living.
This is all my life.
I can't see where to go To bethe god.
In the end, I'm just a worldtrip.
It's a time of doubt.
I'm just a little trapped In atime of doubt.

(01:01:14):
I'm just a little bit of white.
I'll take the fuck out of theway.
I'll take the fuck out of theway.
I'll take the fuck out of theway you made all my life.

(01:01:41):
I'm a human of my mind.
I can't see where you are,can't see the sky.
In the end, I'm just a woman.
I'm a human of my mind.

(01:02:02):
What's your hero?
Have a feeling of your dreams.
You're the last of us all.
All the way to the top.
You're the last of us all.
This is the final call.

(01:02:24):
This is the final call.
This is the final call.
You make the world so sick withme.
You're good to me.
You're good to me.
You're good to me.
You're the one who's killingall my life.
I can't get away from the truth.
You're the one who's cutting mein half.

(01:02:44):
I'm starting to see the journeyinside.
I'm starting to welcome the newtime of day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
I know I won't die.
I'm beginning to feel the Starof the new day.
Oh my God, lindsay, lindsay, Ilove them so much, lindsay, you

(01:03:20):
have my attention.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
That post-hardcore style Tell me what the name of
the band is again.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Solid Right Hook from Jacksonville.
Solid Right Hook you gave me aSolid Right Hook right there in
my attention, that post-hardcorestyle.
Tell me what the name of theband is again Solid Right Hook
from Jacksonville.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Solid Right Hook, you gave me a Solid Right Hook
right there in my chair.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
I love that raw-ass.
Fucking Jacksonville,freakville, fucking shit.
I love it.
It's amazing.
We're fixing to hop off herebecause I'm going to hang out
with my sister and we're fuckingtanked up and our battery's
about to die.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
We love you.
Like us, follow subscribe yesyes, yes, all that stuff, follow
them.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Follow them.
We will see you guys nextFriday, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Bye.