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Speaker 2 (00:00):
uh hey, jesse we're
here.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
What's up what?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
what are you drinking
today?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
just a little bit
more.
This captain morgan long islandover here.
Well, I've been talking aboutthis cup for a while.
I wanted to see blackbeard wasa motherfucker and then I got a
cup.
That's his little thing, sothat's apparently bluebeard was
worse.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
They they caught, so
they called bell gunness lady.
Bluebeard was worse Bluebeard,so they called Belle Gunness
Lady Bluebeard.
So I'm going to researchBluebeard, okay, and we'll talk
about him later on.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I feel like I need to
be over here a little bit more
there we go.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I'm in y'all, by the
way.
Hi, everybody, hi, happyWednesday.
Yes, this is Raw, uncut,unedited Recap.
Raw, this is raw, uncut,unedited recap, drunk about
something, and we're going torecap my birthday, so this will
come out about a week and a halfafter my birthday, but anyway.
So we're going to recap mybirthday and we're going to
recap david parker ray, akatoybox.
(01:01):
If you have listened to bothparts, in part two, jesse has a
full-on breakdown.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I do and it's okay,
he crashes out.
Yeah, we're almost 50 episodesin Act like a podcaster over
here.
Oh there, put it right there.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Act like we're a year
in Dude this is like our.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
We're fixing to break
off into our second season.
You know that, but we just gotinto video podcasting, so that's
amazing check in in 30 minutesyeah, we're saying bye to sy
because sy's gonna go play whilewe talk about our stuff, while
we play right bye sy.
He was so amazing at yourlittle party you need to cover
(01:43):
everything, cover, everythingCover everything, tell everybody
everything.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
First of all okay.
So last night we went to dinnerwith family and friends at my
favorite Mexican restaurant herein town called El Patro's.
They have the best chips andsalsa.
They have the best Texas rice,which is like a Spanish rice
with peppers and onions, andsteak shrimp chicken the whole
(02:13):
everything.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I really think that
you and I, we really get down on
that.
We love that.
That's probably our favoriteNow.
I love Italian food.
I love Italian food.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
There's our
refrigerator that we usually
edit out.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah.
Yeah, when we're recording andit goes off, we're like yeah,
and then we edit yeah, that'swhat we do, that's what we do.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
This is raw, uncut
and unedited, so you get to hear
our refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I love my lasagna
right.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I'm Mexican food all
the way.
Well, look at her, does she?
Look Caucasian to you, I alsolove Chinese Japanese.
I got me a little.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Mexican America.
Not really I'm very British.
They lie.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
According to Ancestry
, I am British as fuck.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Look how pale and
white I am compared to you.
Oh, and then, along with theTexas rice, we get chili rellano
, which is deep fried, britishas fuck.
So anyways, birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Look how pale and
white I am compared to you.
Birthday dinner.
Oh, and then, along with theTexas rice, we get chili rellano
, which is deep fried poblanopeppers topped with cheese.
It is chef's kiss, don't do.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Italian things to
Mexican things.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It don't matter, this
is close enough.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
It's all Greek root.
Everything comes from Greek,even.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Windex Soak from
Greek, even Windex, even Windex.
Soak your elbow in some Windex.
Watch Big Fat Greek Wedding, ifyou don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
All of them were good
.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
So they do this thing
.
If it's your birthday, which wecelebrate, many of our family
members' birthdays there, many.
So they know us.
They know we tip.
Well, tip your servers.
I don't know why I'm doingquotes.
Tip your servers.
I am a server by trade.
I've been doing it for over 20years.
(03:54):
Tip your servers, especially ifthey give you good servers.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Tip them anyway,
because you don't know what
they're going through that day,you don't know what the cooks
are doing you don't know whatthe kitchen's doing, the
management's doing.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It could just be a
bad day in general in the
restaurant.
Tip your server, it's just athing.
Yeah, it's good karma If youtip, even when maybe your
service was subpar, it'sprobably not the server's fault
and you're going to get goodkarma out of it.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Always tip average,
but if, if, if they're amazing
tip over over tip, over tip, Iover tip.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I am a server, I over
tip and we do it.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
We do it.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
We do the damn thing,
Lindsay you got a whole ass, so
hold Okay.
So they bring out a sombrerofor you to wear while they sing
happy birthday to you and alittle like picture frame.
And they brought me oh my God,it was so cute the tiniest
little, because I was drinkingstrawberry margaritas.
They bring me out the tiniestlittle strawberry margarita with
(04:57):
a candle on top.
My 20-year-old Landon he hasvideo footage of that they sang
me happy birthday, gave me ateeny tiny margarita that I just
added to my big fish bowl, butit's whatever.
And then everybody gave mepresents.
So before we left for dinner,jesse had this whole countertop
(05:21):
full of things for me.
Okay, look at me, I'm over heregoofing.
So we've already dove off intothis and it's delicious.
So he got me a I love pistachio, anything, anything.
He got me a Dubai chocolate bar.
This is glary.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Hang on.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
We'll talk about that
in a second.
So he got me a Dubai chocolatebar that we've already eaten
half of, okay.
Then he got me some dill picklevodka for our next Bloody Marys
, because we went to the placewhere we got married, one Love
Cafe, today, and had brunch.
(05:55):
We got married there.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Lindsay, we got
married there.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
But we had brunch and
Bloody Marys and some avocado
toast and eggs and some steakand eggs.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
It was wonderful, it
was good, so good, and Silas
fucking performed there.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Hold on, let me get
that.
Oh, I'm bumping in.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I'm bumping in Go
ahead Lansing.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I'm going to talk
about my presents first.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
It's your birthday,
I'll shut up.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Then he got me some
vodka from our local brewery
Halpatter, and this is AlpadaAlpada vodka.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
So Halpada was the
chief of our area.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Native American chief
History History.
Lesson History time with JesseRight.
Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Before Lake City
Florida became Lake City Florida
, it was called Alligator.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
By the way, I'm
drinking a natural lime Vista
Bay.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, she's got all
the coolness.
Yeah, okay From Aldi okay, andfrom aldi.
So the the chief was chiefhalpatter and the muskogee creek
or seminole, whatever they callit, whatever in those times I I
feel like are they different?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
are they the same?
Well, seminole tribe aroundthat there's a lot of muskogee
creeks in our area, by the wayand the seminole tribe when we
have like.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Okay, there's a
Muscogee Creek tribe right here
in our town.
You've taken me to stomp dancesthere, yeah the Native American
ceremonies and the religiousthings right there, right down
the road from us.
So Rose Creek is where the basinof that whole tribe that was
still here, we were there.
Okay, you know.
So, history, history, you know,uh, history history, you know,
(07:25):
learn your learn, learn yourhistory in your local area.
Native americans, they, theylived here, you know, before
they were here first.
Everyone came here and donetheir thing, so they changed the
name of the, the town ofalligator to um, like yeah, we
were originally alligator town.
Yeah, correct, yeah where thegators came from, because the
university there's a lot of camefrom because the University of
(07:45):
Florida.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
There's a lot of
Gators here, lots the.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
University of Florida
was here first.
And then they moved over somebullshit and moved to
Gainesville.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
They moved to
Gainesville where they created
Gatorade, yeah, so if you'rehaving a nice cool Gatorade
today or any other day, theycreated that.
Hey Lindsay they created itright down the road in
Gainesville.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
In the middle of all
your doings.
Where did you think love bugscame from?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
The University of
Florida.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
They did not Google
it.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Where did they come
from South America?
Yeah, you told me that theycame from Gainesville.
How?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
much, how many.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
You have misinformed
me.
How many people hey Google?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
How many people Go?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
ahead, go ahead, hey
Google.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I was told wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Where do love bugs
come from?
Google ain't working for you.
It's not working.
Google will be working for you,hey Google.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
No, Google ain't
working for you.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Where do love bugs
come from?
We like to Google.
I'm a large language modeltrained by Google.
Okay, where do love bugs comefrom?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
then we're just
pausing for the cause now, at
this moment.
Shit love bugs migrated to thesoutheastern united states home
central america.
They are not the result of ascientific experiment, but that
is a fucking thing in our area.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
So we have love bug
seasons.
Every May and September Lovebugs just show up.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
They don't, they're
not around any other time of the
year, and you know, what'sfunny is, uh, you know, we had
the whole COVID thing in 2020.
They have literally decreasedtheir population since then.
I don't know what happened whenwe were growing up, was there
not?
I mean, even when?
Okay, so when I was pregnantwith Silas, Jesse was very
(09:37):
involved in a very busy band, sowe literally had all of our
weekends booked from the end ofSeptember until the day our
child was born.
So we had to have my babyshower for my birthday in
September and he wasn't dueuntil December.
How many love bugs showed up tothat motherfucker while we were
(10:00):
cooking.
So we were smoking some foodoutside you could grab handfuls.
It was a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Your baby shower was
a nightmare.
No, it wasn't until the evening.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, I mean it
wasn't after it started.
The day while we were preppingthat temperature gets right.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Boom Thousands.
I mean, you couldn't hold yourmouth.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I was stressing the
fuck out.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
That's the craziest
thing in our life.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
And we didn't eat any
.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Maybe it was just
where we lived.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
But maybe where we
lived was cursed.
I mean, even when I was growingup.
I remember my parents.
My dad dabbled in a lot ofthings but he did auctioneering
and he had an equipment auctionat our farm and there were so
many love bugs.
They were like when we foldedup the folding chairs after it
(10:50):
was over there was nasty.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Hundreds of dead love
bugs that people had sat on
don't you hate it when a beardhair keeps getting in your
nostril hole?
Oh, you don't have that.
Never mind, wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I'm over here like
trying to so I'm gonna continue
with the birthday gifts and thenwe're going to recap.
David Parker Ray.
So he got me.
So for future, bloody Marys,which we love Zing Zang, but we
want to try something.
We always try somethingdifferent.
We always go back to Zing Zang,but we want to try something
different.
So he got me Devil Dave'sBloody Mary mix.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Okay, so he got me
two bags of that.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Boom, boom.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
And then so at the
cafe where we got married, where
we go to quite often for brunch, they have a Pickle Rick Bloody
Mary that they make with Texascraft sour pickle flavored vodka
and it's 50 proof.
And he got me several littlebottles of those, probably about
(11:46):
four right.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I was just like I
want you to have that flavor too
.
And then he got me a BloodyMary blaster shot.
This is concentrated, okay.
So you stir in one tablespoonof blaster to 12 ounces of juice
, which tomato juice or thewhole vial into a 46 ounce jug.
(12:10):
So this is like a littleconcentrate.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
And that's what we'll
be probably making a whole 46
ouncer.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, so next week
for our 50th episode bang, bang
bang.
And then he got I guess this islike a travel Bloody Mary stick
If you want to make Bloody Maryon the go, which I think you
will take with our trip Iprobably will, yeah, to New
England, to New England 26,leaving out.
Then he got me Chilada, chili,lime Devil, dave's rimming salt.
(12:40):
Because who doesn't want somerimming salt, who doesn't want
it, who doesn't want a rim job?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, who doesn't?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Dirty, and then
there's a little sticker that
goes with it.
We're going to put that on ouroutside fridge.
Pickle crack, and then picklecrack hot sauce.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
That's all the
crackness We'd be cracking up in
here.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Then he got me some
garnishes for Bloody Mary's as
in.
So our little local gas stationaround here is actually like a
billion dollar company, right?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Well, yeah, and
they're like almost like a
Bucky's, almost Not quite.
They're trying to get toBucky's.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
But it doesn't matter
, they have some good shit.
So they have this Cajun pickledgarlic, because I love pickled
garlic.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, If you go in
that store it's like, okay, it's
not a Bucky's, but it has allthe flavor.
It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
You need to go to a
couple of them it's Bucky's,
without the beef, jerky, fudgeand brisket.
They have the fudge and brisket.
Okay, I have the fudge and uh,they have the beef jerky.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
It's not quite, it's
half the size.
The bathrooms are amazing.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
They have all the
coolness, you gotta check it out
.
Okay, you gotta check it out.
Then he got me some pickledgreen beans.
Yes, I love these.
I could eat this whole jar,like right here I'm numb.
And then, uh, my or jesse'sbestie, amanda, she got me
Eliano's gift card.
That is our local coffee shop.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Amanda is so amazing.
That's why she's my bestie.
She always shows up, she'salways amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
So if you have to
drink sugar-free like I do
sugar-free or guilt-free, don'tsay freezer, once a week, go get
you one.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I cannot exist
without it.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
But if you don't have
to be sugar-free, cookies and
cream tuxedo turtle.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
What'd you bring me?
What?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
did I bring White
pumpkin, white mocha?
Yes, oh my God, I took one sip.
Yes, it was so good, so good,it was so good.
And then she got me theseawesome.
So I have gauged ears, but Ihave a second hole that are not
gauged.
So I'm going to be wearingthese.
Can you see them?
On the streets of salem I'mgoing to be wearing these, we'll
(14:58):
see.
And that my second hole, withjust some plain black gauges in
my gauged holes.
And then she got me a purplebracelet, cause I love purple.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
You will see what we
wear on the streets of Salem
pretty soon.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
And then my other
bestie, uh Cindy.
She got me a Disney villainsfrom wet and wild little makeup
bag Look at how cute.
So you got Maleficent Cruella,Ursula, my favorite, and the
queen, the evil queen, and fromBath Body Works.
(15:35):
Now they have Disney Villainscandle lines.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
They smell so good.
She came home and fired up oneof the candles we have over
there we're not going to showyou Right off rip.
The whole house is just soHalloween right now.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
But no, okay, so go
out and get you the Evil Queen.
This is the best.
Okay, so she got me Evil Queenand Maleficent.
They both smell amazing, butthis one, this one, save for
January.
This will take all thepost-holiday blues away.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Smell it again.
Hang on, I've just went throughall the shit.
All the kids are gone.
Let me see what I need to smelllike now.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yes, and then smell
Maleficent.
They're both so good I'm goingto save those for january.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
those are going, yeah
, I feel like, because I have
certain smells after this oneyeah, I think this is like evil
queen's gonna be finallyclimbing out of all the
christmas since the pine and theshit right, like I said, I have
pumpkin.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
We're pumpkin bound
right now.
We're pumpkin bound untildecember.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
And then we're all
about the balsam and fur and
apple one that's gonna bring meme out of Christmas and start a
new year.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
This is going to be.
This is like pre Game ofThrones rewatch oh my.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
God.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Burn that while we're
rewatching When's.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
House of Dragons
coming out again.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Should be soon.
So we rewatch Game of Thronesevery January.
Yes, it's our post-holidayblues show.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
That's what we watch,
I keep knocking the microphone.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
And then today my boy
went to.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Ollie's.
She's got so much shit blessedon her birthday and he got me a
whole mixology poster.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Boo-yah, we're going
to go through this one.
We're going to go through thatone.
're going to go through thatone, and then Lindsay's going to
tell a story and I'm going todrink that one, and she's going
to drink that one and that one.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, we're going to
try to make all of these.
Our liquor collection is goingto quadruple.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Lean it forward that
way.
Look at all that.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Look at all that.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
That's 1.21 gigawatts
of drinks right there 42 drinks
.
Yeah, so we got to do, um, wegot to do at least, uh, we'll do
one a month, starting in seasontwo, huh.
So we're gonna take this wholething, set it to the side and
you can pick one a month onseason two and we'll pick one,
(18:02):
yeah we'll start.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
You pick one and I'll
pick one.
We'll get the ingredients andwe'll make one of them.
We'll start from the top.
You pick one and I'll pick one.
We'll get the ingredients andwe'll make them both, no matter
which one it lines up to.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Are you sure?
Yeah, we're sealing the deal.
Boo-yah, you don't explode ourboo-yah.
Boo-yah, you gotta explode itevery time you got to.
One more time.
I don't need to, but.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I, they're glowing a
little bit today.
Our wedding rings are what isokay?
You describe them.
Oh, they're custom.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
They're custom made
and they have uh parts that are
older than earth in them.
What's?
The company though I don'tfucking remember, dude.
You wanted me to remember shitlike this oh, we'll look up the
company.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
We'll mention it in
our next recap.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, they go in the
dark and they're like, they're
parts of you know, things thatare older than earth hold on,
I'm to put it closer to thecamera.
It's hard to get mine off.
Where's the camera?
Look at these.
They're fucking amazing.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
They're black but
they have pieces of.
It was like something designsor something I forgot, but dude
makes these.
It's David, somebody right?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, he makes these
things?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
by hand, not David
Parker Ray.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
David Parker Ray
designs and they just they do.
I'm kidding, you killed me onthat one.
Is that where we're going torecap right here you got more,
you got more things right.
Oh, we got this.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
And we're going to do
our okay.
So you go ahead, you go first.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
No, Lindsay, it's
your birthday weekend.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I don't care, I want
you to go first, so we ordered
from Aaron.
Goodwin, Big Steppin' and youare going to open that right now
we don't have no idea.
We have no idea what it lookslike other than what we clicked
on.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
While I'm opening
this tell about Eric Goodwin
Tell about it.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Eric Aaron Goodwin,
aaron, okay, so Aaron Goodwin is
a host on Ghost Adventures, andhis wife, so we have two parts.
No, we just have one part.
Grant Amato and then VictoriaGoodwin.
Listen to both of thoseepisodes.
Aaron Goodwin was a what's that?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
There's his card,
okay.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
So Aaron Goodwin was
a survivor, is that?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
backwards on there.
Will it be backwards?
I don't know.
It was a survivor, is thatbackwards on?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
there.
Will it be backwards?
I don't know, it was so new.
That was put on him by GrantAmato and his own wife.
Grant Amato annihilated hisfamily.
Listen to that episode.
And Victoria Goodwin was hiswife, who reached out to Grant
Amato after a documentary wasput out about him called Control
(20:30):
Alt Desire.
She was attracted, ew.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
And that's like two
fucking things that tied
together and we just had tolatch on.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I had no idea.
She didn't know until then,because I had already heard.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
They sent me like a
whole grip of shit.
Oh, we got stickers, I sent amessage whenever I bought this
about the whole podcast thing,so I'm pulling this out right
now.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Big step in this.
So this is Aaron Goodwin'sclothing line.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
They sent us a grip
of stuff, holy crap.
Okay, and there's a note here.
Hang on.
What is this?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I love it.
This is right up our alley.
That's your invoice.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
They didn't send us
no note.
I thought they sent a note.
I sent a whole.
I support it recently.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
That's good, because
we just got a new but very old
outside fridge.
That is very rusty and we needto cover it with lots of
stickers.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Well, that's cool.
Yeah, they gave us some extrastuff.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
All right, so show
your shirt, show your shirt,
show what you ordered.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
It's not my birthday,
but I'll.
Okay, Look at this bitch.
Right, I'm gonna go.
Oh, it's a key, I know, I loveit.
So Streets of Salem maybe.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
So now you have to
show your tattoo.
That is of a key.
I'm not done, baby.
Oh, there's a whole back, Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
What do I wear all
the time?
Skulls I do Sometimes.
Probably I got a key.
Where's it at Right there?
Look at there.
I ain't going to show it allbecause my arms are not that big
, but they're big enough whereyou can't get it up there.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
We're in our 40s.
That's the key to my mom'sheart.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
But you know, I love
keys and I love skulls and it's
signed is it signed?
Where did he sign it?
Right here he signed it.
Oh okay, it's just printed well, it's a little initial.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, aaron.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Goodwin isn't that
cool that is cool.
Big Steppin.
Look at that booyahbigsteppincom right.
Yeah, well, all the cards arehere.
What is it?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yep BigSteppincom
Erwin Goodwin's collection.
Thank you, erwin.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Goodwin, all your
struggles, all your shit, and we
love it.
All the ghost adventure stuff,we just fucking love it, man.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Now this is a hoodie
that I ordered from Jennifer
Turpin.
Go back and listen to ourepisode on the Turpin family
horrors.
And she is also a survivor andwe want to support all of the
survivors.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
All of the survivors.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
So she has a website
called Dawn's Designs and I went
through it and I looked and Iwanted this shirt, or it's a
hoodie.
It's a hoodie.
This is like birthday part fourfor Lindsayindsey well, I
bought this with my own money,yeah, but this is still, oh,
witchy vibes purple, so witchyvibes I can't hear you.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Witchy vibes and then
hold on.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Here's the back the
big reveal Dun, dun, dun, dun,
dun, boo-yah, dude, dude, andit's purple I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Oh, it looks so comfy
Her favorite color.
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I didn't mean to
touch your titty on live.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Oh my God, Sorry,
wife Titty on live.
I said titty, you said the Tword.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Well, as soon as it
hit my fingers.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
kids out of the room.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Keep them out of our
chats.
They don't belong here.
I'm going to take a sip out ofthat.
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I'm going to wear
this when we go to New England.
That was the whole reason why Iwanted to buy it, because it is
cooler weather than where we'refrom and we want to make sure
we have all the hoodies andwe're warm.
Because I looked up the weatherfor typical New England in late
September, early October and itsays it is cooler during the
day.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
And then it warms up
to like 80.
And then it warms up Well no,it warms up 70.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Oh yes, yes, 70 is
cold.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
My.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Scandinavian can love
my avian, but I am.
This is perfect.
So this is a size large,because I wanted it a little big
.
I go from medium to large,depending on the company.
But yeah, this looks nice andcozy, don't it?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Oh, the fabric's nice
, it's soft, hold on.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Let's go to the
inside my fabric's nice too.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
This is a good shirt.
It's soft on the inside, sosupport every tag that we put
out there.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
BigSteppencom Don's
Designs LLCcom.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
You know who wanted
to be a part of a big thing of
us, that Mandalay Worldwide thatwe shared some of the music of
Okay, from the A couple podcastsago, david Parker Ray, part One
right, I think it was yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
No, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
No, before that one.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Belle Gunness, belle
Gunness, belle Gunness.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Belle Gunness and the
Jiggy Juice, which was like her
project Dude.
That's so cool.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
You're going to have
to talk to the camera.
I have to go potty.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
She's got to go pee I
can't hold it Are you going to
put it on me right now?
I am.
This isn't cool.
I got to check that shit out,right, but our last episode that
(25:38):
we just put out, I literallyhad to leave.
Lindsey broke me all the waydown.
I couldn't handle it.
I I mean the whole buildup ofeverything.
And then she keeps droppingeverything that David Parker Ray
has done in his fucking tortureshed of shame.
(25:58):
You got to check that dude out.
He has this huge mustache lookslike leather Horrific.
He has like this huge mustachelooks like leather horrific.
And then Lindsay's like she'sshowing me her little phone over
here.
She's like look at this, jesse,in the middle of the podcast.
I'm like, dude, I don't want tosee this.
I'm like I'll turn it over hereto my plant.
(26:18):
It wasn't enough, I had to leave.
I had to leave.
It was rough.
It was really one of thehardest things that I had to
endure.
And then to get this contentout and sharing everything that
we've done in the last year hasjust been a lot.
(26:40):
It all came together all in onebig, huge explosion and I broke
down.
I really did, and I I I'm notshameful for that part, but all
of the victims and the parentsand families that are just
(27:01):
missing these people.
You know these horrific thingsthat happen and she's back.
It was.
It was tough, it just thesehorrific things that happen and
she's back it was.
It was tough, it just itexploded inside of me and I, I
just I completely broke down.
I had to walk away from it.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Lindsay had to pee in
the middle of everything.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
It was so horrific
and I don't know.
Our little, our little livestream is reconnecting.
I don't know if it's going tocatch all of this, but we're
going to keep talking and thenwe'll figure it out.
But it was a really hard timefor me.
You know that episode two ofDavid Parker Ray with his
(27:40):
mustache Fuck him.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Leatherface.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Leatherface.
Oh, we had technicaldifficulties and this is a whole
new day, but we're gonna tiethem together, we're gonna do it
um.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
So what are we
drinking this morning?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
we're drinking bloody
marys yes they're so good we
just made them, so you can seehow we do all that on tiktok.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah, and follow me
on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
So yes.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
DrinkAboutSomething
underscore.
Lindsay Jesse made the BloodyMarys.
While I told a little historyabout where the name came from,
which is Mary Tudor, I didn'tknow.
He was a little shocked.
I thought he knew.
Well, I mixed it up.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I don't know, I don't
know shit.
So it's cool, it's good, it'sgood, it's good, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
So David Parker Ray.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
DPR.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
What'd you call him?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Old Saddle.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
With the Buick
mustache.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
DPR.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
So fucking gross, and
later on I might even drink a
bunch of PBRs.
I'm kidding, he probably diddrink, he probably drank PBRs
because he was DPR.
Yeah, you think I don't know.
Oh, anyways, he was disgustingand his victim count
(28:58):
unfortunately will never beknown because that was my
breaking point.
By the way, I know I had tostep away, that Jesse broke down
.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I had to get all the
fuck away from fuck because she
kept fucking with me.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
We want you to listen
to the two-part episode, but
just a little rundown.
This guy from New Mexico didsome really messed up things.
His father introduced him intosadomasochistic porn at a very
young age and it literally builtthis foundation for a psycho
(29:28):
horrible.
He did horrible things to womenthat he he targeted sex workers
and hitchhikers, and women thathe literally quote, said that
he didn't think anybody gave ashit about and that wouldn't be
followed up on.
And unfortunately he was rightfor a lot of the time, because
there's only a few known victims, and those were two were
(29:54):
survivors.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
And then one was they
found in?
I don't want to go into toomany details.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Well they, didn't
find her.
It was like a cheese cloththing, one of his accomplices.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Well, yeah, but they
didn't tie that to anybody, well
, but, it was found in the riveror in that lake, that reservoir
, so it was just like, you know,it had to have been right, and
that's what really broke me isjust like the families and
everybody that didn't get tohave that closure, you know.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, that really did
that, just really like when we
were recording it like this.
I don't want to say light bulb,but it was like this thing
clicked in Jesse's head and hejust broke down the weight.
It was just all at one time.
There's so many people outthere that are.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It was a semi-truck
of fuck yeah.
Whole trailer full and I don'twant to say it was the toy box
full of shit, you got to watchit, I mean well listen to it,
watch it, hear it in everything,all of it.
But and yeah, well, there is awatch it too, Cause you can do.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Okay, what?
What gets me about him?
And there's a lot of otherpeople too that do really shitty
stuff, really horrific things.
He had accomplices like he gotpeople to go along with this and
how I don't know and one washis daughter yeah so, and that's
a lot of that, because whatthey were doing together was a
(31:14):
lot of.
Yeah, I don't want to get intodetails, I know and if you uh,
so after you listen to ourtwo-parter, also get the book or
listen to the audio book Criesin the Desert.
It is really really good.
I mean it's horrible, it'shorrifying.
I'm hiding, but you will knowway more about that case if it
(31:37):
does interest you Like.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Everything Everything
you need to know is in that
book and yeah, so check that outand then, uh, if you want to go
deep, diving, deep dive intoall that, because there's so
much more to deep dive into thaneven what we covered or what
lindsey covered over yes overthere yeah, because I can only
do so much I mean over therethis is, this is our hobby, not
(32:01):
my full-time job.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
yet One day, when it
is because I'm manifesting that,
there will be lots of detail.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I'm going to be in
this hot seat forever.
She's going to just keep mehere.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I don't really want
to do it.
Take another sip.
This is so good.
I don't.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
But I do, because the
knowledge and being able to
share all that is a good thing.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yes, this whole
experience has really opened
jesse's eyes to um, I mean, eventhough there are horrible women
out there, but it's still, theratio is mostly men, and it
opened his eyes to the fear thatwomen have to go through on a
day-to-day basis.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
And it does happen to
males, and you know men in
general too, but most women,yeah, sucks and if you're ever
vacationing in uh elephant buttelake don't go swimming in the
water, I wouldn't, yeah boat orjet ski I wouldn't even play.
I mean, like, what's gonnahappen?
(33:01):
Who knows, who knows?
Think twice.
So, lindsay, we did a recap onall of your stuff.
That's earlier in this sameepisode.
Did you have a great birthday?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
I had an amazing
birthday it was so awesome and I
showed you, guys, some of theingredients for Bloody Marys
that Jesse bought me, and that'swhat we used to make these
today.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Right here, right
there, and they are delicious.
Right there to make these today, and they are delicious right
there.
That devil dave's is thetisnitz.
Yes, the oh that, really that?
Speaker 2 (33:28):
that that much it's
good.
Is it too good, like I?
I took a sip to taste and Ijust kept going.
This is kept going, just keptgulping.
Yeah, I will be done with minebefore you are yours.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I always am, though
well, we got a lot to do.
We're going to keep on moving.
She's got another type serialkiller type thing going on.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Edward, yeah, I kind
of gaslit our listeners.
I said that our 50th.
This is our 50th episode we'rerecording today.
By the way, happy 50th.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Well, for sure, and
happy one year.
Oh yeah, Happy one year Yay forsure.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
And happy one year.
Oh yeah, happy one year.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yay, I'm bumping
everything that's cool Cause one
of these days, one of thesedays, I'm going to get to do all
that.
I'll just get so obliteratedlydrunk on here and just fall over
.
Ah bam, straighten that up,cause Lindsay has literally
knocked around Like you heard it.
If you, if you're following andlistening along, I mean you
know it's fun.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
We're still baby
podcasters.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
No, it's fun.
I'm going to leave all that.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
We're one years old.
Now we're toddler.
Is one year old a toddler or?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
are we still babies?
But we're fixing to be comingup in our oh yeah.
But you're getting so muchbetter at it, and I'm not At all
, no, I'm just hanging out overhere, lindsay.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah, now I'm wearing
earrings in my second hole
today for the first time inyears and with the headphones on
.
It's like stabbing me.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
My bestie got them
for you.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yes, she did Shout
out to Amanda I love you so much
and I love these earrings.
They're amazing.
Let's see.
Yeah, look at that.
That is so freaking cool.
Even my grandbaby looked atthem.
She said they're so pretty.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Do you think I should
trim?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
all this.
I said you're so pretty.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Now that I'm seeing
myself on TV here, it looks like
I don't have any teeth.
I mean I should just go likethis the whole time, like Kendra
.
What was the thing I keptseeing on TikTok?
Smile with her bottom teeth.
Have you seen that?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Oh my God, I was
going to do that challenge and
smile at him.
You can't see it on her.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
There's a whole beard
hole and I always have this
resting dick face.
Look at me.
Oh, that's so sexy.
We should have done that on ourfirst date Actually, one of our
first dates.
I did the whole stare at herand not look away and keep
eating.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Oh my God, it was so
funny.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
And then one time we
were eating and I messed my
mouth and everything he just-.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Because I was like
rambling.
And the next thing I know heput his whole bare hand in my
salad and just grabbed some.
Some women might've beenhorrified, but I fucking almost
pissed myself laughing.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
She's like it looked
good.
I just wanted to see where's mylimits with this woman.
It looked good.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I just wanted to see
where's my limits with this
woman, 13 years?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
ago.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
You haven't found it
yet, I don't know.
Sometimes I have to be like,all right, that's a fucking nuff
, like the dicks and balls.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
The dicks, balls and
weenies jokes.
Yeah, I'm like enough.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Well, I live with all
men.
I can't help it.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Yes, we're going to
get down on this and we're going
to get down on cheers.
Everybody, Y'all stay tuned.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
And if you want to
see how we make those, follow me
on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
And we're fixing to
head up north and we're going to
have a great time and by thetime this Friday comes out,
we're already going to be ourasses in.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
New England area so
definitely follow me on TikTok
to see everywhere that we'regoing to go.
Drink about somethingunderscore no, drink about
something pod underscore Lindsay.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
And if you don't have
all the other stuff, just go to
YouTube and type in Gen ZJ-E-N-D-S-E-Y.
That's the Gen Z family.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Or visit our website
drinkaboutsomethingsite.
You can listen to our episodeson there.
Jesse updates pictures from thecases every week.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I work.
Look at all this it got on myhand.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
It's good, it's a
chili lime rim job.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yes, a spicy rim job
from Lindsay, it's great.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
But for now we're
going to sign off so that we can
get recording about our storyon.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Ed Gein.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
So yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
I don't want to do it
Because I know a little bit
about it, but we're going to doit.
We'll see you guys, though,keep on rocking in the free
world.
Y'all know shit.
Well, I don't, you know.
That was my outro.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Can I do an outro?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yes, All right,
here's the outro.
No, I don't have an outroLindsay.
All right, here's the outro.
No, I don't have an outroLindsay.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
All right, well, I do
.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
So we love you guys
Really.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yes, oh, keep
listening and bye, did it go?