DU Football Show

DU Football Show

Drunkard United Football show delivers entertaining coverage of every Premier League match, and a bit about what we are drinking with hosts Sam Huston and Sam Graham. It’s like talking footy in a pub with your friends.

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August 17, 2018 58 min

First episode!!!  Sam and Sam have their drinks, their notes, and their microphones.  These schmucks talk english premier while they drink, or rather they drink while they talk soccer. 

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Sam Huston loves football this week, and Sam Graham wanted to chuck his glass across the bar.

The boys are drinking Whistle Pig as they recap the weekend games.

 

English Premier games recapped:

Manchester United vs Brighton

Manchester City vs Huddersfield

Liverpool vs Crystal Palace

Newcastle United Vs Cardiff City

Leicester vs Wolves

Bournemouth vs West Ham

Tottenham vs Fulham

Watford vs Burnley

Everton vs Southampton

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August 28, 2018 58 min

On this week's episode of the Drunkard United Football Show: The Sams breakdown English Premier League games, they make their predictions for week 4, while still managing to drink copious amounts of Wyoming Whiskey

We learn that Sam Huston, not only mispronounces names, he also can’t spell, and as for Sam Graham, he likes to throw around fancy words like “Shambolic.”

 

Week 3 English Premier League games  

Tottenham Hotspur...

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September 4, 2018 83 min

On this week's episode of the Drunkard United Football Show: 

We learn that Sam Graham compares himself to Sir Elton John,  and Sam Huston has  Bieber Fever.  They went long tonight, so the more they talked the more they drank.  Don't miss where Huston drunkenly declares "I'm a toffee, my Fan" 

 The boys are drinking Bib and Tucker whiskey and after enjoying something delicious, they get distracted discussi...

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September 12, 2018 82 min

This week the Sams take advantage of the international break and take us back to school with English Premier League 101.  

They are drinking Dad’s Hat Pennsylvania Straight Rye Whiskey and breaking down the basics of EPL and the histories of the teams. 

We learn that Sam Graham is never happy, and Sam Huston can’t be unbiased.  Enjoy a drink, and get ready for some learnin.

 

Don't miss "the only club that matters" ...

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September 18, 2018 54 min

On this week's episode of the Drunkard United Football Show: 

The boys are drinking gin for a special occasion, they recap week 5 of the English Premier League, and we learn that Sam Graham in impatient, and Sam Huston is proud of his predictions.  Calling all degenerate gamblers (you know who you are), the guys have advice for you! 

As for football, here are the Week 5 English Premier League games recapped: 

Chelsea 4 - Car...

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September 26, 2018 66 min

On this week's episode of the Drunkard United Football Show, the boys are feisty. Sam Huston has to drink another shot of Malört for another Everton loss, Sam Graham gets heated, and they both rip on Manchester United.   We learn which player’s name makes Sam Huston giggle, and Sam Graham’s progeny does a promo for one of her favorite teams.

The boys are drinking Glenfiddich special release Fire & Cane.

As for football, ...

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October 2, 2018 68 min

A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks.

On this week's episode of the Drunkard United Football Show, the boys are back to drinking American bourbon.  This week’s contribution to slurred words is James E. Pepper 1776 Bourbon.

We learn that Sam Huston not only mispronounces words, but he also can’t do math and admits to being a moron, and that Sam Graham turns ambiguously...

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October 9, 2018 60 min

A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks.

On this week's episode of the Drunkard United Football Show, the boys both like soccer football because both of their their clubs won.

We learn that Sam Huston is #quickfat, and Sam Graham still harbors some resentment for the promo his daughter cut for Liverpool.  Speaking of promos, send in your own promo for your favorite club ...

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October 17, 2018 68 min

A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks.

For our 10th episode, we go back to school this for the International break!  Sam Graham and Sam Huston breaks down the finances of the English Premier League, and they invite their producer and soccer novice Melissa, aka Mrs. Huston, to ask the vocab and dumb questions she has been writing down all season.  What are 6’s and 7’s, what ...

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October 23, 2018 68 min

A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks.

Welcome back from the international break.  On this week’s episode, the boys are glad neither one of them has to drink Malort, Sam Huston recognizes Jordan Pickford as stone cold killer with a PK, despite his rosy cheeks, and Sam Graham showers too much credit on his spirit animal One Eight Distilling's District Made Straight Bourb...

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October 30, 2018 53 min

 A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks.

On this week’s episode, Sam Huston must drink Jeppson's Malört for the Everton loss, the name assassin strikes again, and the boys pay respect to the victims of the tragic helicopter crash at King Power Stadium.

In the “only club that matters” news, Drunkard United football club wins 7-3, yet Graham still calls it a lousy match. ...

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November 6, 2018 55 min

 A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks.

On this week’s episode, Sam Huston is relaxed when Everton wins a match they were supposed to win, and Sam Graham moves on from British terminology and starts making up his own lingo.

In the “only club that matters” news, Drunkard United football club got a whooping.  Sam Graham wasn’t at the game, and DU suffered a hard loss.  Coinc...

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November 13, 2018 62 min

A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks.

On this week’s episode, Arsenal won but Sam Graham still says it was “F’ing pathetic”, Sam Huston celebrates a nil-nil draw, and they debate whether Man City is invincible.   Don’t miss the best story ever, about how a supporting club went above and beyond to try and help their team.  Hint: it involves nudity. In the “only club that ma...

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November 20, 2018 85 min

Back to School:  Progress report time

A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks.

On this week’s episode, the Sams give out their mid-season progress reports to each team.  Listen to hear who earned passing marks, and who is failing miserably and why.  

Producer’s Progress report: The more they drink, the looser they get.  They almost made it through the entire show without th...

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November 27, 2018 73 min

A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks.

On this week's episode, the boys are drinking Rock Oyster Whisky while they discuss the games from the weekend.  The Sams take a strong stance on Marouane Fellaini's haircut, dig deep into a listener's question and lay out their predictions for next weekend's Derbypalooza. 

 

Send your questions into the two drunk Sam...

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December 2, 2018 6 min

Everton lost to Liverpool in the last minute of extra time, and Sam Huston isn’t happy. 

WARNING this episode contains explicit language.  Huston is very liberal when it comes to insulting the Reds.

 

Send your questions into the two drunk Sams at DUfootballshow@gmail.com  

Facebook @DUfootballshow

Instagram @DUfootballshow

Twitter @DUfootballshow

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December 4, 2018 65 min

A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks.  This week Sam Graham loves football, and Sam Huston…  well if you listened to the emergency podcast Sunday, then you know how he feels.  Besides Huston’s required shot of Jeppson’s Malort, we are drinking Bunnahabhain 18-year-old whisky, without the E.

The guys do a quick recap of the games, to save time for what everyone really wants...

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December 11, 2018 61 min

A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks. This week the guys have a lot of games to recap, Man City finally loses, Sam Huston shows his sassy side, and Sam Graham tires to defend whippets.

The Sams are drinking Maryland’s own Old Line whiskey

Games recapped

Man City 2 - Watford 1

Liverpool 3 - Burnley 1

Wolves 2 - Chelsea 1

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Everton 1 - Newcastle 1

Arsenal 2 - Man...

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December 18, 2018 54 min

A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks.  Both Sams hate football this week because their clubs lost, so they have to take challenge shots of Malört.  It’s Sam Graham’s first, and I’ve lost count how many Sam Huston has endured.  This week’s recap is filled with revelations, surprises, and more drinking.

The guys are enjoying Alize Gold Passion, because they will flirt back w...

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