Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More
Podcast-y talk you'd expect, with something extra--- comedy sketches, bits, commercial parodies & funny songs... Presented by the Chicago improv comedy group called Duck Logic! New stuff and stuff pulled from the archives of their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade.
Episodes
Show 207: Jim and Tim go by Jimothy. A shout out to Walt’s old neighbors who listen to the pod. Jim shows off both his severed toenails. Tim’s head wound. Tim picks up chicks with Eddie Arnold records. The guys try not to spoil Project Hail Mary. And what's up with Jim’s across the street neighbor.
THEN: Franklin Mint’s Phallic Symbol collection. A show for bros. Ice cream for bachelors. A boy in a plastic ba...
Show 206: Walt and Jim learn about their neighbors through binoculars. A tough crowd for a standup act. Jim tells a spam caller that he’s dead. Tim crashes a class reunion.
THEN: Things that don’t translate to audio. A subpar dream psychic. The student loan police. Selling integrity. And the past.
Show 205: Tim’s wedding gift for Taylor and Travis. Walt signs up for a clinical trial. And hygiene in the Old West.
THEN: Gawking at overly large objects. A breakfast drink that keeps coming back. Too much Yeti. What (not) to do this weekend. And a play about carpeting.
Show 204: An unusual funeral home basement. The guys dream of being the new Charlie’s Angels. What they did on the 4th. Alligators. Putt-putt golf. Weatherman shaming. Tim’s newest one-man show.
THEN: A stripper in a bikini. A 70s folk group gets real. Mail order art. An enigmatic power walker. A philosophical hostage negotiator. And a little more.
Show 203: Jim stabs himself. The 250th. World Cup fans drink Miami dry. Washington wasn’t our first president. 1776, the Musical (with women!). Little Nazis say the cutest things. And the Scotts invent golf.
THEN: Custom made condoms. On Hold from hell. Killer coins. The Constitution was almost on notebook paper. And little-known movies that should’ve stayed that way.
Show 202: 900-year-old Methuselah and his 20-something wife. Jelly Roll’s divorce. Walt slices his thumb, but Jim’s toenail grows back! Rugby players amputate their fingers. And the Callback Dog… is back!
THEN: Backstage at a church dressing room. The Guy Pride Parade. A Bob Dylan impression. What’s up on the movie channel. And Tim’s Podcast Pick of the Week.
Show 201: The pod takes a weird, religious format shift… or does it? YouTube movies. Jim wishes he had a laundry chute. Milldew in a spray. Tim teaches Latin (and penmanship). There’s a robin’s nest blocking Walt’s front door. The truth about Tony, the Tiger. And Collie, the Callback Dig!
Then: Billie Eilish’s even quieter little sister. Priests against Art. A Tom Petty impression. A better use for you...
It’s our 200th show…!! Whoo!! Hoo!! Right? Yeah, okay. Tim tells us what Ireland is like. The end of Schlitz. Marilyn Monroe. Hockey. Waffles in the mail.
Then a deadly amusement park. Trudy predicts your horoscope. The Emergency Podcast System. Preppers. And a rock classic about grammar.
Show 199: Tim looks forward to his trip to Ireland. The joy of gruel. The pros and cons of cannibalism. And robot monks.
Plus: mixed-matched cops—a winning TV formula. A 70s rock and roller cashes-in. A new character named Mr. Character. Cops and coffee. And a bouncy house.
In a bit called Fowl Memories Dave, Jim, Tim, and Walt improv memories of that time Duck Logic formed an Emo band. Or did they? It’s hard to tell, their memories aren’t what they used to be.
Then, the guys complain about that PBS genealogy show where famous people discover how much more famous they are. Jim, who always thought he was more “Irish” admits he’s mostly British and Italian. And you know that...
Show 198: The hantavirus. Big Chicago rats. Southern rodent hunters. A talking 'possum. 1960s westerns. Out of shape superheroes. The Met Gala. And a wrestling sloth. THEN: A sweaty bar for summer. Furniture for not sitting on. Needless investigations. Godzilla. Musicals with a “cheesy” slant.
Episode 197: Walt finds his dad’s porn movie stash. Jim, too. Frisbee golf. Boomerang nerds. Weird sports. The guys get their own “walk-on music.” Walt explains the Terrible Twos. Then: cigs with something extra. Fun at theater camp. In praise of Drug Mules. Baseball cards teach a kid a sappy lesson. A quiz shows has all the answers, but no questions. Plus, a little bit more.
Episode 196: Jim disposes of a dead cat. Walter’s dog dies. The dead old lady on the living room floor. Tim learns to “sidle.” Cinco de Mayo drink specials. And a one-eyed yoga guy. Then kid surgeons. Kooties. Chickens that go both ways. A one-hit wonder begs for attention. And “Walking Dead, the Musical.” Plus, a little bit more.
Episode 195: Jim deals with a squirrel. The nastiness of nature. The guys discover “splooting.” Cereal commercials. The Rock. Pooping at the all-you-can-eat buffet to “make more room.” Kids hiding in walls. Chicago steak joints. And Dave Matthew’s tour bus dumps a load on tourists.
THEN: A souped-up recliner. Scented candles for real men. Questionable Duck Logic merch. Talking through tubes. And i...
Episode 194: Hitler gets his driver’s license. Phlegm. Hitmen. And Tim eats moldy food. Then: party in sad bars. Make Your Kids Suffer at Your Job day. Humidity. Shoddy builders. Strange thoughts from Tim. And painfully soft toilet paper. Plus, a few more things.
FIRST: Jim does some wacky visual jokes on an audio-only podcast. The guys congratulate Dave on yet another “D-Day” or “Dave Day” mulling over various famous Dave’s and the need to start a concert in support of Dave’s: Dave-aid. Then they try and write new mottos and adages.
THEN: Dave, Tim, Jim, and Walt reveal the news that Ringling Brothers Circus, after removing their animal acts due to...
FIRST: Jim tells Tim, Dave, and Walt that the famous Chicago Rat Hole (an indentation of a rodent pushed into sidewalk cement) had been filled in!! Tim opens our eyes to the oppression squirrels go through. Walt tells the guys about his neighbor’s pet wild squirrel. And, apparently, Jim had a pet squirrel, too!
THEN: Dave, Tim, Jim, and Walt totally improvise their memories of that time they may or may not have had a giant duc...
FIRST:
Dave, Jim, Tim, and Walt explain how the group got its name: “Duck Logic” and Dave talks about the evolution of the duck of their logo. Then Jim abruptly changes the subject to the manly bag he bought online that turned out to be a woman’s purse! And somehow the conversation turns to goiters versus boils.
THEN:
The guys wonder when a buddy becomes a pal and what you have to do to go from a pal to a...
FIRST:
Did you know that bears plug up their butts to prepare for hibernation? Walt explains it all to Dave, Tim, and Jim. They go on to “explore” all sorts of bear, butt, and plug possibilities!
THEN:
The guys discuss getting a mentalist on the pod. They ask: if you can get debunked, can you get re-bunked? Then the guys get funky. Parliament Funkadelic. The Funky Winkerbean comic strip. The funky bunch.
FIRST:
Jim gets spammed with politically incorrect jokes. Naked old men at the gym. Prison myths. And we find out Jim used to call his penis Captain B.B.
THEN:
In honor of St. Paddy's Day, Tim, Jim, and Walt discuss the old classic Irish movie "The Quiet Man." And Tim professes his love for Ireland, not that he's ever been there, because of how it probably smells (like stale beer).
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