April 8, 2025 • 39 mins
(2:09) - Rachel, the athlete
(11:14) - Forman's eerie board game experience
(19:27) - An even WEIRDER freezer item?
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My shirt's dirty. I didn't dress up for you guys,
so my but my hair's done my. Master's hat is on.
Your hair looks lovely. I was gonna comment on your
hair. How did you get you?
Were. Yes.
Oh, absolutely. That's nice.
You notice that I got it done. He's lagged through his teeth.
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No, not at all. That's.
So nice guys. Such bullshit.
Oh. Oh yeah, all.
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Right and I'll. Go computer.
It's. On your brand new computer.
Oh holy cow. OK, well, it must be time to
begin. It's due to underwhelming demand
with Dave, Rachel and Foreman, the podcast.
That's like the weather in April.
(01:01):
Sometimes good, sometimes bad, sometimes great, sometimes
really shitty. Which is probably what we should
have called the podcast. I feel like we had every single
kind of weather we should. Have just called this podcast.
Yeah. Sometimes great, sometimes.
Really shitty. Yeah, I think that.
Works. I'm shitty.
Yeah. Love them to the sometimes
(01:21):
shitty podcast. You're leafy goat.
The really part is what sells it.
Rachel on today's Sometimes Really Shitty.
And this might be one of those times.
That's right. Well, I forgot to record, so
yeah. What's in your freezer, Foreman.
Foreman. It's my mom's freezer, OK it.
(01:43):
Was your mom's freezer OK? Well, all right, and Foreman,
you, you're going to discuss something.
You learned what while playing. Just like what?
An eerie circumstance happened while the four of us as a family
were sitting down playing a classic game of Clue.
Oh, I thought it was a freaky game, but there was 4 of you and
it was eerie. OK, that's.
(02:04):
Fine. And we'll begin today, the
podcast today with Rachel, who is, as you know.
An athlete. I think out of the three of us,
I'm the most athletic one. That's the word I was going to
use. Really.
You think you're the most athletic, are you?
I think so. Are.
(02:26):
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, probably, yeah.
How many steps today? I don't know.
I don't, I don't feel the need to track that.
I don't have my Sean. Foreman, do you keep track of
yours? Do I No 'cause my Fitbit died
like they all do. They all just stop working and
you're. Actually, when you use them as
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much as we do. There we go.
Yeah, the. Fitbit, Rachel.
I'll bet it. Works.
I do. Does it work?
Yeah. I haven't dug that out.
I. Mean I even without one I know I
did go for a good 50 minute walkrun yesterday morning.
How many minutes did you walk run for?
Well, I am going to play golf again this summer and not only
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that, but I am going to join a ladies league.
Oh, OK. Yeah, hang on a second.
You're going to play golf again this summer.
How many times did you play golflast summer?
At least 6 no more than once. You guys don't believe me, but I
did golf quite a bit. One time.
You only talked about it once. We brought it up with the live
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show, Jerry, Jeremy confirmed. It was only one time.
He was lying. He was with me almost every time
I went. And cue the clip from this time
last year where you said you were going to join a ladies golf
league last year. I am joining a ladies golf
league this spring. No, you're not.
Yes, I am. OK, We didn't end up joining the
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league last year, so this year and it was a few different girls
involved and then it kind of fell apart.
So this year we decided that there's five of us.
So, you know, because knowing wemay not all be able to go on the
same night or we'll just do a threesome and a twosome,
whatever, we decided we couldn'tmake any decisions until we went
(04:15):
to Beer Town for a girls dinner.So we had to go out last
weekend, real hardship for a girls dinner at the new Beer
Town at White Oaks Mall, which was lovely.
Not cheap though, not cheap. So we did that and and we
discussed and we did say actually in the middle, we can't
(04:36):
forget to talk about golf because that's why we came.
We can't go home not having talked about it.
So you didn't. Oh, you did.
We did. Talk about it, we said OK.
So where? When are you?
We were choosing between 3 golf courses to join.
OK, but now I. Think we've narrowed?
It down to 2. I think it's important you name
those for the rest of us who actually play golf.
(04:57):
OK, we're thinking of. We're not there anywhere around
when you're there. What are the menus like at the 2
restaurants of the two pro shopsof the two finalist golf
courses? That's the thing.
That's kind of the sticking point, actually.
How did he know? This is just.
Yeah, I think that's the sticking point.
Well, there's three golf courses.
We're thinking of Crumlin Creek because they have a ladies
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league, but that's a 12 hole, sothat's just a little too much.
The willows too much wait a. 2nd12 holes is too much.
Yeah, like 9 is perfect, you know?
You know, you realize 18 is a round of golf.
Yeah, I know. But we can just, we'll just do
half. 12 is doable, but it's like so you're really tired by
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the end, you know? So you're tired after 12 hours?
Swing a lot more than the men. You're tired.
And swinging we swing. We might swing and miss a few
times, which by the way, takes alot of energy when you're not
actually hitting something like it's a real, it's a real.
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Do you keep track of your score?Well, that's the thing with the
ladies leagues is that you have to, yeah.
Yeah, because you know when you swing and miss.
I think though you. Know when you swing and miss at
the ball. Yeah.
That that's that's one. Right.
I think we've all decided that maybe 8 is our Max.
Probably for like a, for like a hole like we'll just Max out it.
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If you don't know what you got, just put eight.
I think that's what. Even if you don't know what you
got. Like if you got 12, you you got
8, you know? I think there is a number of
like if you are obnoxiously too high, you just pick, you go to
like 8 or 9 or something that's.Right.
I think we'll just do that because that seems I.
(06:47):
Encourage you to pick. Up the ball More fun More than.
Eight shots and please get out of our way if we're behind you,
right So well. That's the trouble.
I, I, I do encourage that, however, yeah, you know, there
are certain there's a certain protocol, there's a certain, you
know, golf isn't just something that you could take Willy nilly.
(07:07):
It isn't. No, you have to respect the
rules. Well, it's not happening.
I mean, in this case it's not. Do you respect the rules when
you're out? Three times when I've golf I can
pre fill out the scorecard with a bunch of nines and just leave
it at that, right? Right.
And I'll, I'll try a few and go along with the pace of the other
three people I'm with who know how to golf.
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And that's just I'll be, I'll bethere.
Sometimes I get a good a decent shot and sometimes I just do
this. I wait.
Sometimes I get a par and sometimes I get an 8 and and the
flow it is we don't know what's going to happen OK on each hole.
Well, I I can almost believe that sometimes Foreman gets a
par. You can't believe that I get I'm
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I'm an athlete, I'm a hockey player, I'm a golfer.
Oh, how's the hockey going? How many goals?
No goals, but I touch the puck every game and it's.
Going and with your stick. No, with my stick.
Yeah, it hit you in the back. No, it hit me in the head one
time. Well, that's.
Not touching the puck. Rachel Yeah, but the stick I do
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and so yeah, no, I haven't gotten any gold are.
You done now is there. No, we have one more.
So I'll have an update for you next time.
OK, I can't. Wait, this podcast is just
turning into Rachel the athlete.You know, like Rachel's
athleticism. There's no.
Update. No question about that.
Yes. Is there a dinner after the
final hockey game? Well, we're, I think we're all
(08:37):
going to plan like a get together or a go out at some
point. Yeah, yeah.
So the problem with golf is thatwe we have to find a place that
serves dinner. We require that.
So only only two of them serve dinner.
So that's cuts down our options.But the third one we liked, but
they don't have a dinner. So I don't, I don't know what's
(08:58):
going to happen with that either.
And they don't serve booze either at one of them.
But you you know you can bring your own so.
You know, I used to live live ata golf.
Course, did you? In Halifax, down the street from
was the clubhouse with a beautiful restaurant, great
menu, a huge. Bar Wow, it was a.
Lovely spot, never golfed there.You just went to the restaurant.
(09:21):
Never golf there. It was a good championship.
It was a real hard course too. Wow.
And now in the news, they're they're opening up a Nordic spa.
There. Wow, you would have really been
living the life if you'd. Stayed It was all the benefits
that have nothing to do with golf, Yeah.
What a shame, Nordic. Spot a golf course near here in
Oxford County. I'm going.
(09:42):
To go Why aren't you picking that one?
Well, maybe we should. It's a little far.
It's a little far, but I'm goingto go to the Nordic Spa for
sure. Maybe that'll be the next girls
night out. I might.
Replace the Ladies League or. Maybe.
(10:03):
This is due to underwhelming demand.
We're Dave Ray Children Foreman.This is the podcast that's just
like the Masters golf. The Masters.
Yes, most, most people can't getinto it.
Right. Yeah.
That's. True.
I mean, that's a fact. I know I.
Kind of sad I guess. I can't get into it.
(10:24):
I mean, I've never. Most popular weekend for
vasectomies That's. Is it?
That's funny? I bet you it is.
Actually, I bet you. People do it at that time or
Super Bowl or. Like I wouldn't.
Yeah, of course. I believe you with the three of
us talked to Brett Kissel live on the Radio One time, but
(10:46):
specifically about that. Yes.
You know what? That's my my brother did the
smartest thing I've ever seen when he got his his he he did it
during the Masters, during the weekend of the Masters on ATV.
Dave Saber. You don't have to leave.
I know. And my dad was like, oh, honey,
I'm so sorry. I just need to stay here with
(11:07):
this bag of ice. And you know, the doctor said
not to move for three days. Three days.
My goodness, That's right. You know, if you're sitting
around I'm, it's not a bad idea.The best way to do yeah.
Yeah, well, last weekend my whole family and I were sitting
around a board game. OK.
Nothing to do with vasectomies, but yeah, sitting around OK.
(11:30):
No, with the four of the Harley and Emily and Ashley and I had
nothing to do with the vasectomy.
It has everything to do with thefact that they won't have any
other siblings. Did you schedule yours around
the masters? Did.
You no, no your schemectomy. When did you do?
This. I don't recall what time of the
year. I just recall all the potholes
on the way home. Yeah, and the argument of Ashley
(11:54):
wanting to go through Tim Horton's drive through and me
saying, no, the freezing's wearing off, I need to get home
and have another Tylenol or Advil, please hurry up.
And her not understanding that. I gave birth without medication
or an epidural. I don't feel bad for you.
No, she did not. That sounds familiar.
(12:15):
Yeah, but we were all sitting around and playing as much like
how the type of activity Rachel likes to do at her house.
We were all playing Clue, you know, the game where you have to
figure out what. Does that mean what?
Activity Murdered someone with what weapon?
In what room? Yeah, you.
Isn't that your? Old murder mysteries.
That's the whole deal, Rachel. Yeah, we didn't have the gang
(12:36):
conversation with Emily, the seven-year old about how you get
murdered if you join a gang. Oh.
Well, that's here's them clear, I'm telling you.
But she does enjoy Clue, and I don't think she's maybe she
hasn't really noticed that what's happening in the game is
someone got murdered and you're trying to solve it.
I don't know if she's gotten that.
I didn't really understand all of that either.
(12:58):
I just knew that you had to figure out where it was done and
who did it and in what room. So we're playing this, and to
get going, you each roll a die to figure out who goes first.
Whoever gets the highest number goes first, right?
OK, sure. Yeah.
Emily rolls A6. That's usually we'll win.
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Ashley rolls A6. Usually we'll tie the OK.
Harley rolls A6. No.
I roll A6. Wow.
All four in a row. No way.
That's freaky. That's what we all thought.
That is freaky. How about that?
Moving on, let's roll again, because obviously someone has
(13:40):
to. We haven't figured out who was
first. Sure.
Emily rolls A5. Ashley rolls A5.
No. Harley rolls A5, Foreman rolls
A5. Oh my goodness.
I no, now that is something. That is something.
Did you go down to 4 next? No, I'm not sure if it's
(14:02):
something. Or not something.
I think it's something. Is your house built on a burial
ground? I it was a.
Field have to do with. Anything.
It's a field. I bet you there's a ghost.
Well, where every house there's used to be a field, but you're.
Talking about I bet you there's a body and a ghost like I don't
know, I think it's his house is haunted.
It's. A2 year old house.
(14:24):
It doesn't matter. I think some, I think they've,
they've messed with your die andthat's it.
Die. Get it?
Plain clue, I know, yeah. You're going to have to keep
going because I really don't think this is much of anything
other than I do. I don't know.
Very unusual. What?
I don't think it's of that happening.
I don't think it's in it's four people.
(14:46):
The odds of them rolling all rolling is 6 pretty.
Good, no. Yeah, I would say.
I don't think. Good.
The odds of that happening once in a row is 1 in 1296.
That's still not. Once in a row.
OK, so the odds of like the same.
So two people rolling a six is 1000.
(15:08):
No, the odds of four people in arow, yeah, see it's not each
rolling a six is if that is the odds of that happening is 1 in
1290. Six.
That's not all. Doing it again in rolling fives
or we've done in a double that. Yeah, that's you're not going to
really. You're not drawing me into this
nonsense until you get down to the twos.
(15:28):
Did you roll again? Would it be all get?
Even Freaker, if you did all of the numbers, you went six to
one. Like I'm waiting for the story
here. Did you all get fours?
How was that not enough of a? Story.
That's a story. I think that's something.
I think there's a ghost I. Think it's that's insane.
It's. Pretty much nothing.
No, I think it's close. It's close to being about how
(15:50):
much you discussed golf at your for dinner.
Not at all. That's.
Incredible. We discussed it.
This is incredible. And I and you look at, if you
try and search, what does it mean if we all roll sixes or
whatever? If everyone rolls a six, that
could be interpreted as a time of abundance, prosperity and
good fortune. Oh wow.
(16:11):
And then if everyone rolls A5, that could be interpreted as a
time of change, transformation, or a need to let go of the past.
Sure. Oh, interesting.
And had all those things been brought up if we were playing
the game of life, that's like jackpot for the Foremans.
(16:31):
Well, yes, because we're playingClue.
I don't know. Yeah, it means nothing.
So a time of change is coming, and a time of abundance.
No, it's. Nothing they're.
Just playing Clue fortune teller.
They're playing Clue. It's you might as well fortune
doing tarot cards I feel like. Letting go of the past.
Yeah. So what did you do?
Did you stop immediately? Go and go?
(16:54):
Well, we can't keep going and told the kids go to bed or what?
No, we. All rolled and had normal rolls
and played the game and I won. And who won?
I won. Of course I won.
What are the odds? Of you winning course I won.
Yeah. And you want, here's the thing
that we actually haven't talked about at all that I've been
thinking about since. OK, yes, I'm leaning in is.
(17:16):
That one of the last times we ever played Clue because Clues
like new as a board game here. I think it came at Christmas.
We haven't had Clue for years. My parents have the original
Clue and the last time I played played Clue there, yeah was with
Ashley and me and Harley. Ashley was pregnant with Emily I
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believe and my father and he handily beat us all.
That it was your dad. Before it's your dad.
Coming back? I think so.
And so I don't. Anyway, I don't know.
He wanted you to know. So that he gave you all the.
(17:57):
Same role 2. Times.
Yes. I'm I'm in now that you bring up
that that's an interesting that I like that.
I like the last. Time you You don't think it's a
random ghost that was buried under his home?
No. No.
No, of course. Not, and I'm not into any of
that at all, but. There might be something.
(18:18):
There totally into bring. Up that, yeah, like when you
bring up your sure. I.
Mean so that. Stuff happens all the time, I'm
telling you. I will say that while I didn't
think it was anything to begin with, I now think it's
something. So thank you for him and I thank
you. All right, No.
Thank you for giving me the benefit of the doubt.
No, thank you. Right.
(18:39):
Because if you didn't, you were about to get haunted.
This is due to underwhelming demand.
(19:00):
It's the podcast that's guaranteed to make you smile,
especially when it's over. Yeah, in particular when it's
over. Yeah.
Sometimes. Sometimes.
Sometimes only when it's over. Yeah, if you're there when.
It's over. Why are you still there?
Well. That's a good point.
Yeah. Leave now.
You'll. Smile, get out now.
(19:20):
Put a smile on your face. Get out now.
Go. Do something with your life.
Because we're about to discuss what's the weirdest thing in
your freezer again. Well, I know I don't like to do
do these things twice. And Foreman, it wasn't your
freezer, and I get that. Yeah, it's your.
It wasn't. 39 year old breast milk though. 39 year old breast
(19:44):
milk meant for Foreman. Uh huh.
At least we. See, you're 40 this year,
Foreman, not. Going at in a in a in a couple
months, months that's. Way down the road you're.
In the year 40. First year, just like Rachel.
Can we start talking about Dave's thing and not my age?
(20:04):
OK. The freezer.
The freezer. You brought that up Weird.
The. Shit isn't yours.
Yeah, well, weird stuff's in your freezer and I didn't really
give it that much thought, I don't think.
I haven't actually gone now. My freezer, we had a freezer and
it it died like it just died. So we, we, we lost a few things
out of the freezer and then bought a new freezer.
(20:26):
So I don't think there's anything all that strange, but I
don't think strange things have to be in your freezer for a long
period of time. What I'm suggesting is Foreman,
what what's in your mom's freezer?
Not only has it been there in almost infinitely almost 40
(20:49):
years, that's a long time. Although maybe it was
transferred from freezer to freezer.
To freezer, I sure hope. Actually, I hope so.
Or I. Don't know why you'd keep it.
Or I'd like to know where your mom and dad got that freezer,
because it's a good one. Yeah, really.
But I think you could have something weird in your freezer
that hasn't been there that long, right?
(21:12):
We're not like you, Rachel. We don't stock our freezer for
the full in, you know, whatever you know.
We even get the lid closed on yours, yeah.
Right. Yeah, actually right now it's
like 3/4 full. Why?
What happened? I don't.
Know we just ate stuff and I've food's expensive so I'm not
buying as much. I don't.
Know OK all right you're just living you're.
(21:32):
You're kind of living on the edge, yeah.
Look at you. You've gone.
You. You're not the oh, you're not
the woman we once knew. I know.
Groceries are expensive. Changing or evolving or
something, I don't know. Yeah.
So anyway, it's brand. New 3/4 full.
That's all. It's still down a bit.
Yeah, and it's a large. Then we look into it and we're
like, we're running out of food.Like, yeah.
(21:55):
I'm sure it's enormous. Or a little, a little.
No, it's not a huge one, but it's not.
It's like a medium sized, I don't know.
Well, a friend of mine brought this up the other day and I
said, no, you don't. And he goes, yeah, I do.
I said in your freezer, you. Oh, yeah.
And. And I said, well, I'll tell you
what it is and you can, because the only way to play this game.
(22:17):
Rachel, do you have anything strange in your freezer?
Have you looked? No, I don't think so.
I've got a big ham in there. That's now that Jeremy.
Has ham, Yeah. Big ass ham from Costco that we
can't have because Jeremy can't eat it.
So I got to give it to somebody I don't know and then Jeremy
can't have like red meat and stuff anymore.
So that's we can't there's. Ham.
(22:38):
Red meat. Yeah, pork is, yeah.
It's very red meat, actually. Fatty.
You can't have a lot of fatty foods anymore.
I've got like chicken broth, chicken stock that I made in
jars that's been there for a. While Do you find that unusual?
No, I don't know. I guess I don't have a lot of
unusual things. To have in the freezer.
Because my friend Foreman's mother has for the the breast
(23:04):
milk for a, you know, a a. Baby's 40th year.
An adult, Yeah. An adult man in his 40s.
Her little baby Foreman. Says I got a dead cat in my.
Freezer. Oh my God.
Why? Why?
Well, because it died. Why don't you not put it in the
(23:26):
freezer? Like they're pet, they're why is
it in the freezer? OK.
What are you doing with it in the freezer?
No. Well, it's in the freezer
because it's dead, OK. Put it there.
If you have a dead cat, Rachel. Bury it in the yard.
That's a good plan, but if you're not sure what you want to
(23:50):
do with your dead cat, do I wantto do with it?
Do I want to bury it? Do I want to cremate it?
Do I want I don't know what I want to do with my dead cat.
So my friend's kid, one of his kids, these are older.
He's got a couple of older kids living with him still, which
again, I feel and I'm not judging is problematic.
(24:14):
So. People into this.
Is how you end up with dead catsin your freezer, right?
Was it dead when it went in there?
Yes, OK. So you're telling me that when
these kids come home and they want, you know, say, a pizza
pop, they've got to dig around this dead cat?
OK, that's my that was my first question because, and we'll get
(24:38):
to this, that cat's been in the freezer for quite some time.
Oh my. So when the cat died, we
couldn't decide to, I guess these are not my children.
These are his children. They couldn't decide whoever's I
don't know which child and doesn't matter.
They shall remain nameless. One of them owned the cat.
(24:59):
It was their cat. And so when the cat died, they
were like, well, I don't, I don't know what I want to do,
you know, with you, you know? You have to make a decision but.
I'm not sure where I would like to put Fluffy.
I don't. It's a little cold.
Maybe I don't want to put Fluffyin the ground, it's too cold.
Uh huh. Although that seems like
(25:21):
probably a bad excuse because ifyou put Fluffy in the freezer
then it doesn't matter anyway. They couldn't decide what they
wanted to do. Maybe they wanted to send Fluffy
out to sea. Maybe they wanted to cremate
Fluffy. Maybe they wanted to bury
Fluffy. But they just couldn't decide.
So the idea was put forth. Can we put Fluffy in the
(25:42):
freezer? To which Dad says you put that
cat in the freezer, it better not be there in six months.
That's what that was his rule. Now he's a good, that's a,
that's a good. That's a very nice dad.
I think that's a that's a caring, understanding dad.
(26:03):
He basically said that cat better OK, but the cat better
not be there in six months. Extremely lenient.
Yeah, it turns. Out when I found out about said
cat Fluffy, six months is up, I said you're putting me on.
(26:24):
You've had a cat in your freezer.
Yeah, six months. Oh my God.
Well, now what? I don't know.
I told them no longer than six months.
The ground's still frozen. Is it ever?
This is why you have oversized green bins A.
Green Bin. Gone.
(27:09):
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(28:15):
You can. It's easy to do that when you go
to our website to people, actually some people who bought
us coffees. Thank you so much.
Thank you Anne Henry who bought 5 coffees for us saying you 3
always put a smile on my face. I look forward to listening
every week. Thank you, Anne.
That's so nice. Five.
Wow. Thank you very much.
Thank you. OK awesome.
(28:36):
Someone didn't leave a name it just says someone bought 4
coffees and there's no message so nothing.
Thank you so much. I know what we'd like to thank
you on here publicly if you havepurchased a coffee for us which
are $5 each. So if you go to our website
underwhelming.ca it's right there on the main page.
There's a little coffee symbol at the bottom.
(28:57):
Even though I don't get anythingfrom it, but I do certainly like
the name recognition and the publicity and I would like to
thank anyone, including someone named named Jana Collins, who
says she purchased 4 Foreman's Elbows Up Canadian Pies.
Yes, we were there. We would have bought.
Four of them. I really liked mine.
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I really did. I and it got 2 thumbs up from
the girls so yeah. What's in it?
It's like a chocolate pecan pie.Chocolate pecans.
Walnuts, Murphy's Law, apple pie, moonshine from Elmira and
40 Creek butter tart cream. Would you?
OK? Yes, really good.
(29:40):
I'll have to get up there and get it.
Arva's far from me, but. And these are the the what are
they called the 22 witches of? Two witches of Middlesex County
Pie Company sell them at the RedRiver Cafe, which is beside the
Arva Flour meal and I was up there with my wife Ashley on the
weekend and also purchased 1 remaining pie after Jana had
almost cleaned them out. We.
(30:01):
Cleaned them out. We really thought we had cleaned
them out. Yeah, 4.
So you only got 1. Well, they're little they're
they're not large. They're.
Personal pies, yes. They're pies.
They are personal pies. You can direct order from the
two witches though and get a full size.
Pie. Yeah, OK.
Absolutely. I'm sure maybe I ought to do
that, yeah. Very nice ladies, very good
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pies. Highly recommend.
Julie probably will plan to go there at some point too because
she left a message saying the pie sounds so good.
And I agree with Rachel on the undergarment issue.
Oh. With that one is that.
But you don't wear AT shirt. Yeah, it's double the laundry.
The undershirt gets sweaty and the outer one gets dirty.
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Sorry guys. Right.
Well, depends on what you're doing.
I mean, I know what Rachel is a you know, you're a voice actor.
That's what you do for a living.Yeah.
Right. I don't know that you're getting
a lot of dirt on the unless you slop the lunch.
I don't. Well, I am an athlete, as you
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know, but I typically wear athletic clothing when I'm out
doing that, right? Yeah, I forgot about that.
Yeah, yeah. Remember the IT was Hershey Lady
AKA Joanne. Right.
Who had the furnace breakdown? Well, it didn't breakdown, but
then she it was -13 in her house.
(31:25):
Right. And grandma unplugged it.
Don't get it repaired on the weekend.
It'll cost a ridiculous amount and it didn't need to be
repaired anyway. Yes.
OK. Yes, OK.
Oh my gosh, I'm such an idiot. And please don't read this on
your podcast Foreman My house that was 13°C not Fahrenheit.
(31:46):
OK, yes, Fahrenheit would be quite cool.
She specifically said it was theother way around.
I had no idea what I was thinking when I typed that lol.
I love listening to you guys youmake.
Me laugh late at night and you'dhad a drink and you know you got
it. It's fine.
That's fine. Rachel, you had posted this
whole script of a whole scene played out with you and your
(32:06):
kids in the car. That's right.
I did, yeah. Going from thinking you're cool
to having a podcast on YouTube to realizing you're not that
cool because we don't have Mr. Beast millions of views.
Oh my. Gosh, so my kids do love Mr.
Beast. I actually I really like Mr.
Beast too. I do because he gives a lot of
money to charity and he does a lot of good works.
(32:27):
Whereas a lot of other Youtubers, well, I don't know
that they do. I mean, I, I get that it's part
of his show and whatever, but hedoes a lot of really good and
big good things. He.
Does I appreciate that? I cannot tell you how much I
thoroughly enjoyed him being on guest a guest on someone elses
podcast where he talked about the obscene amounts of money he
(32:50):
lost to create Beast games for Amazon.
Oh, I'm sure. Thoroughly enjoyed hearing about
how many millions of dollars floated out of his bank account.
It delighted me to no end. Continue.
Oh, he's a he's for sure He he said he's a billionaire on
paper, he's a billionaire because he's got so much money
and these the thing, the YouTubevideos he does, they cost money,
(33:12):
but you know, their business expenses.
So anyway, I do appreciate that he he does a lot of good.
You know, he helps a lot of people.
So I was in the car driving and somebody, I think they commented
on our YouTube video or so I hada YouTube notification and my
kids are looking over my shoulder and they said, mom, is
that a YouTube notification? Because like, obviously.
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And I said, yeah, why do you have that?
I said, because we have a YouTube channel for the podcast.
And they were like, you do like,yeah, did you not?
You didn't know that. And they're like, yeah, well,
you didn't know that. And I'm like, OK, do you have
subscribers? I said, yeah, we have
subscribers. How many?
Like maybe 2000? Because it's not a million,
(33:56):
right? I said, guys, not everybody has
a million followers, you know? Well, how long have you had one?
Like, maybe it hadn't been that long.
And, you know, Mom's just getting started, so that's why
she doesn't have a million. I said, I don't know, maybe two
years or so. And they're like, oh, and
Jeremy's like you should have said like 2 weeks because they
were trying to give you the benefit of the doubt that you
(34:16):
didn't have enough followers anyway.
You need to subscribe to your channel.
So my kids or to our channel so my kids think I'm cool.
Well, tell them that right now. It's in the thousands on Spotify
and Apple. Come on.
Sure. I mean, yes, I don't think my
kids even remember us being on the radio.
Really. Like, I don't think we are not
cool. I am not I.
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Don't remember us. I don't think I had a.
Hope, yeah. So anyway, whatever.
I forgot. Well, Cheryl had commented to
say she thinks you're cool, Rachel.
Oh, thanks. Yeah, and Chris had comment to
say you can always tell them this and not be ashamed by your
subscriber count because if you and 200 people showed up at the
kids school, the principal wouldsay she has a problem on her
(34:59):
hands. Well, that's true, yeah.
Get 200 people physically in a room together and it's a lot.
That's a lot of people, right? Yeah.
Let me check how many. So it's a million, so you know,
just saying can't fit. Them in a room, Can you?
No. No, no, you can't.
You can't fit a million is a lot.
It's quite a. Burst of bubble there, but.
Yeah, we have an e-mail from Bill, who sent a message to
(35:22):
underwhelming.ca, OK. Also have a Instagram message
from Aaron. OK.
These are all about former topics, so how about what from
last week? A good idea?
A bad idea? The croc infested waters for the
Olympic rowing events. Yeah, great idea.
Yeah. No, that's a bad idea.
That's a great idea. And Rachel, you would ask like
can't you find a body of water where there aren't Crocs?
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And we both said in Australia, no, that's impossible.
So they have like lakes that don't have.
Crocs, it's Australia. No.
It's. A very big country.
Everything in Australia wants toliterally kill you.
Okay. But also, you probably don't
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know, crocodiles are able to jump out of the water vertically
and can run 20 kilometers an hour for short bursts, so that's
definitely a very bad, no good idea.
Yeah, it's a very bad. I don't you know what are the
odds are going to jump out of the water well well.
Just take one of the rows. There are crock tours you can
take in Australia where they take you on a tour and literally
(36:27):
they put a raw chicken on a stick, dangle it over the
surface of the water and wait for crocodiles to jump up and
get it. Oh my.
How do? They know.
How can they guarantee that the Croc's not going to eat me?
You know they can't. It doesn't matter, Rachel.
Everything in Australia is trying to kill you.
Yeah. The croc, then it's the snakes
or the spiders or the whatever. The yahoos or they're.
(36:51):
Like it doesn't matter. Those chats, Kangaroos.
Combative. Yeah, that's right.
Damn. Bill, Bill has message to
underwhelming.ca. Go ahead.
Hi guys and girl, love your showand listen while I walk my dog.
Thank you. I had a great laugh with
Foreman's freezer and the breastmilk.
So awesome. Not my freezer, Bill.
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No, not. For moms, yeah.
Yeah, it reminds me of cleaning up my parents last year and
found steak. It was over 20 years old and I
completely forgotten about that product.
Steak. Oh, steakum.
Steakum. Steakum A.
Steakum. Is that the thing I remember?
Steakums. Oh, it's 100% beef steakum
(37:35):
sliced steak in a box for a freezer.
Really. Like she.
Years old. Shaved lunch meat in a box.
Oh, that would be very bad. Yeah, that would be not very
good. Worse than a cat?
It's not worse than a cat. Is it shaved?
No. And if the cat's there, 20 years
from now, even I will be angry about.
(37:55):
That that? Well, it's not your cat.
Yeah. Thank God.
That it Are we done? There is a voice memo.
Oh, we're good. OK, this never ends OK.
All right. Thank you for all the commentary
this week and of course from allthe way out in East Stewiac,
Nova Scotia East. Stewiac.
(38:17):
Everything ends with a knack outthere.
I think it's Akkadiac. Chediac.
Stewiac. Shubinakity.
Shubinakity, yeah. Dildo No.
That's not a knack. That's Newfoundland.
All right. Here's Scotty.
In your last episode, Dave said that he went to a Jackson 5
(38:39):
concert shortly after Michael Jackson made Thriller, and the
opening act was a juggler. So a juggler was making people
wait to see Michael Jackson? Wow, he must have really had a
lot of balls. Sorry, he.
(39:02):
Didn't. He just about sorry.
My shirt's dirty. I didn't dress up for you guys,
so my but my hair's done my. Master's hat is on.
Your hair looks lovely. I was gonna comment on your
hair. How did you get you?
Were. Yes.
Oh, absolutely. That's nice.
You notice that I got it done. He's lagged through his teeth.
(00:20):
No, not at all. That's.
So nice guys. Such bullshit.
Oh. Oh yeah, all.
(00:41):
Right and I'll. Go computer.
It's. On your brand new computer.
Oh holy cow. OK, well, it must be time to
begin. It's due to underwhelming demand
with Dave, Rachel and Foreman, the podcast.
That's like the weather in April.
(01:01):
Sometimes good, sometimes bad, sometimes great, sometimes
really shitty. Which is probably what we should
have called the podcast. I feel like we had every single
kind of weather we should. Have just called this podcast.
Yeah. Sometimes great, sometimes.
Really shitty. Yeah, I think that.
Works. I'm shitty.
Yeah. Love them to the sometimes
(01:21):
shitty podcast. You're leafy goat.
The really part is what sells it.
Rachel on today's Sometimes Really Shitty.
And this might be one of those times.
That's right. Well, I forgot to record, so
yeah. What's in your freezer, Foreman.
Foreman. It's my mom's freezer, OK it.
(01:43):
Was your mom's freezer OK? Well, all right, and Foreman,
you, you're going to discuss something.
You learned what while playing. Just like what?
An eerie circumstance happened while the four of us as a family
were sitting down playing a classic game of Clue.
Oh, I thought it was a freaky game, but there was 4 of you and
it was eerie. OK, that's.
(02:04):
Fine. And we'll begin today, the
podcast today with Rachel, who is, as you know.
An athlete. I think out of the three of us,
I'm the most athletic one. That's the word I was going to
use. Really.
You think you're the most athletic, are you?
I think so. Are.
(02:26):
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, probably, yeah.
How many steps today? I don't know.
I don't, I don't feel the need to track that.
I don't have my Sean. Foreman, do you keep track of
yours? Do I No 'cause my Fitbit died
like they all do. They all just stop working and
you're. Actually, when you use them as
(02:47):
much as we do. There we go.
Yeah, the. Fitbit, Rachel.
I'll bet it. Works.
I do. Does it work?
Yeah. I haven't dug that out.
I. Mean I even without one I know I
did go for a good 50 minute walkrun yesterday morning.
How many minutes did you walk run for?
Well, I am going to play golf again this summer and not only
(03:07):
that, but I am going to join a ladies league.
Oh, OK. Yeah, hang on a second.
You're going to play golf again this summer.
How many times did you play golflast summer?
At least 6 no more than once. You guys don't believe me, but I
did golf quite a bit. One time.
You only talked about it once. We brought it up with the live
(03:30):
show, Jerry, Jeremy confirmed. It was only one time.
He was lying. He was with me almost every time
I went. And cue the clip from this time
last year where you said you were going to join a ladies golf
league last year. I am joining a ladies golf
league this spring. No, you're not.
Yes, I am. OK, We didn't end up joining the
(03:51):
league last year, so this year and it was a few different girls
involved and then it kind of fell apart.
So this year we decided that there's five of us.
So, you know, because knowing wemay not all be able to go on the
same night or we'll just do a threesome and a twosome,
whatever, we decided we couldn'tmake any decisions until we went
(04:15):
to Beer Town for a girls dinner.So we had to go out last
weekend, real hardship for a girls dinner at the new Beer
Town at White Oaks Mall, which was lovely.
Not cheap though, not cheap. So we did that and and we
discussed and we did say actually in the middle, we can't
(04:36):
forget to talk about golf because that's why we came.
We can't go home not having talked about it.
So you didn't. Oh, you did.
We did. Talk about it, we said OK.
So where? When are you?
We were choosing between 3 golf courses to join.
OK, but now I. Think we've narrowed?
It down to 2. I think it's important you name
those for the rest of us who actually play golf.
(04:57):
OK, we're thinking of. We're not there anywhere around
when you're there. What are the menus like at the 2
restaurants of the two pro shopsof the two finalist golf
courses? That's the thing.
That's kind of the sticking point, actually.
How did he know? This is just.
Yeah, I think that's the sticking point.
Well, there's three golf courses.
We're thinking of Crumlin Creek because they have a ladies
(05:21):
league, but that's a 12 hole, sothat's just a little too much.
The willows too much wait a. 2nd12 holes is too much.
Yeah, like 9 is perfect, you know?
You know, you realize 18 is a round of golf.
Yeah, I know. But we can just, we'll just do
half. 12 is doable, but it's like so you're really tired by
(05:42):
the end, you know? So you're tired after 12 hours?
Swing a lot more than the men. You're tired.
And swinging we swing. We might swing and miss a few
times, which by the way, takes alot of energy when you're not
actually hitting something like it's a real, it's a real.
(06:04):
Do you keep track of your score?Well, that's the thing with the
ladies leagues is that you have to, yeah.
Yeah, because you know when you swing and miss.
I think though you. Know when you swing and miss at
the ball. Yeah.
That that's that's one. Right.
I think we've all decided that maybe 8 is our Max.
Probably for like a, for like a hole like we'll just Max out it.
(06:26):
If you don't know what you got, just put eight.
I think that's what. Even if you don't know what you
got. Like if you got 12, you you got
8, you know? I think there is a number of
like if you are obnoxiously too high, you just pick, you go to
like 8 or 9 or something that's.Right.
I think we'll just do that because that seems I.
(06:47):
Encourage you to pick. Up the ball More fun More than.
Eight shots and please get out of our way if we're behind you,
right So well. That's the trouble.
I, I, I do encourage that, however, yeah, you know, there
are certain there's a certain protocol, there's a certain, you
know, golf isn't just something that you could take Willy nilly.
(07:07):
It isn't. No, you have to respect the
rules. Well, it's not happening.
I mean, in this case it's not. Do you respect the rules when
you're out? Three times when I've golf I can
pre fill out the scorecard with a bunch of nines and just leave
it at that, right? Right.
And I'll, I'll try a few and go along with the pace of the other
three people I'm with who know how to golf.
(07:29):
And that's just I'll be, I'll bethere.
Sometimes I get a good a decent shot and sometimes I just do
this. I wait.
Sometimes I get a par and sometimes I get an 8 and and the
flow it is we don't know what's going to happen OK on each hole.
Well, I I can almost believe that sometimes Foreman gets a
par. You can't believe that I get I'm
(07:52):
I'm an athlete, I'm a hockey player, I'm a golfer.
Oh, how's the hockey going? How many goals?
No goals, but I touch the puck every game and it's.
Going and with your stick. No, with my stick.
Yeah, it hit you in the back. No, it hit me in the head one
time. Well, that's.
Not touching the puck. Rachel Yeah, but the stick I do
(08:15):
and so yeah, no, I haven't gotten any gold are.
You done now is there. No, we have one more.
So I'll have an update for you next time.
OK, I can't. Wait, this podcast is just
turning into Rachel the athlete.You know, like Rachel's
athleticism. There's no.
Update. No question about that.
Yes. Is there a dinner after the
final hockey game? Well, we're, I think we're all
(08:37):
going to plan like a get together or a go out at some
point. Yeah, yeah.
So the problem with golf is thatwe we have to find a place that
serves dinner. We require that.
So only only two of them serve dinner.
So that's cuts down our options.But the third one we liked, but
they don't have a dinner. So I don't, I don't know what's
(08:58):
going to happen with that either.
And they don't serve booze either at one of them.
But you you know you can bring your own so.
You know, I used to live live ata golf.
Course, did you? In Halifax, down the street from
was the clubhouse with a beautiful restaurant, great
menu, a huge. Bar Wow, it was a.
Lovely spot, never golfed there.You just went to the restaurant.
(09:21):
Never golf there. It was a good championship.
It was a real hard course too. Wow.
And now in the news, they're they're opening up a Nordic spa.
There. Wow, you would have really been
living the life if you'd. Stayed It was all the benefits
that have nothing to do with golf, Yeah.
What a shame, Nordic. Spot a golf course near here in
Oxford County. I'm going.
(09:42):
To go Why aren't you picking that one?
Well, maybe we should. It's a little far.
It's a little far, but I'm goingto go to the Nordic Spa for
sure. Maybe that'll be the next girls
night out. I might.
Replace the Ladies League or. Maybe.
(10:03):
This is due to underwhelming demand.
We're Dave Ray Children Foreman.This is the podcast that's just
like the Masters golf. The Masters.
Yes, most, most people can't getinto it.
Right. Yeah.
That's. True.
I mean, that's a fact. I know I.
Kind of sad I guess. I can't get into it.
(10:24):
I mean, I've never. Most popular weekend for
vasectomies That's. Is it?
That's funny? I bet you it is.
Actually, I bet you. People do it at that time or
Super Bowl or. Like I wouldn't.
Yeah, of course. I believe you with the three of
us talked to Brett Kissel live on the Radio One time, but
(10:46):
specifically about that. Yes.
You know what? That's my my brother did the
smartest thing I've ever seen when he got his his he he did it
during the Masters, during the weekend of the Masters on ATV.
Dave Saber. You don't have to leave.
I know. And my dad was like, oh, honey,
I'm so sorry. I just need to stay here with
(11:07):
this bag of ice. And you know, the doctor said
not to move for three days. Three days.
My goodness, That's right. You know, if you're sitting
around I'm, it's not a bad idea.The best way to do yeah.
Yeah, well, last weekend my whole family and I were sitting
around a board game. OK.
Nothing to do with vasectomies, but yeah, sitting around OK.
(11:30):
No, with the four of the Harley and Emily and Ashley and I had
nothing to do with the vasectomy.
It has everything to do with thefact that they won't have any
other siblings. Did you schedule yours around
the masters? Did.
You no, no your schemectomy. When did you do?
This. I don't recall what time of the
year. I just recall all the potholes
on the way home. Yeah, and the argument of Ashley
(11:54):
wanting to go through Tim Horton's drive through and me
saying, no, the freezing's wearing off, I need to get home
and have another Tylenol or Advil, please hurry up.
And her not understanding that. I gave birth without medication
or an epidural. I don't feel bad for you.
No, she did not. That sounds familiar.
(12:15):
Yeah, but we were all sitting around and playing as much like
how the type of activity Rachel likes to do at her house.
We were all playing Clue, you know, the game where you have to
figure out what. Does that mean what?
Activity Murdered someone with what weapon?
In what room? Yeah, you.
Isn't that your? Old murder mysteries.
That's the whole deal, Rachel. Yeah, we didn't have the gang
(12:36):
conversation with Emily, the seven-year old about how you get
murdered if you join a gang. Oh.
Well, that's here's them clear, I'm telling you.
But she does enjoy Clue, and I don't think she's maybe she
hasn't really noticed that what's happening in the game is
someone got murdered and you're trying to solve it.
I don't know if she's gotten that.
I didn't really understand all of that either.
(12:58):
I just knew that you had to figure out where it was done and
who did it and in what room. So we're playing this, and to
get going, you each roll a die to figure out who goes first.
Whoever gets the highest number goes first, right?
OK, sure. Yeah.
Emily rolls A6. That's usually we'll win.
(13:18):
Ashley rolls A6. Usually we'll tie the OK.
Harley rolls A6. No.
I roll A6. Wow.
All four in a row. No way.
That's freaky. That's what we all thought.
That is freaky. How about that?
Moving on, let's roll again, because obviously someone has
(13:40):
to. We haven't figured out who was
first. Sure.
Emily rolls A5. Ashley rolls A5.
No. Harley rolls A5, Foreman rolls
A5. Oh my goodness.
I no, now that is something. That is something.
Did you go down to 4 next? No, I'm not sure if it's
(14:02):
something. Or not something.
I think it's something. Is your house built on a burial
ground? I it was a.
Field have to do with. Anything.
It's a field. I bet you there's a ghost.
Well, where every house there's used to be a field, but you're.
Talking about I bet you there's a body and a ghost like I don't
know, I think it's his house is haunted.
It's. A2 year old house.
(14:24):
It doesn't matter. I think some, I think they've,
they've messed with your die andthat's it.
Die. Get it?
Plain clue, I know, yeah. You're going to have to keep
going because I really don't think this is much of anything
other than I do. I don't know.
Very unusual. What?
I don't think it's of that happening.
I don't think it's in it's four people.
(14:46):
The odds of them rolling all rolling is 6 pretty.
Good, no. Yeah, I would say.
I don't think. Good.
The odds of that happening once in a row is 1 in 1296.
That's still not. Once in a row.
OK, so the odds of like the same.
So two people rolling a six is 1000.
(15:08):
No, the odds of four people in arow, yeah, see it's not each
rolling a six is if that is the odds of that happening is 1 in
1290. Six.
That's not all. Doing it again in rolling fives
or we've done in a double that. Yeah, that's you're not going to
really. You're not drawing me into this
nonsense until you get down to the twos.
(15:28):
Did you roll again? Would it be all get?
Even Freaker, if you did all of the numbers, you went six to
one. Like I'm waiting for the story
here. Did you all get fours?
How was that not enough of a? Story.
That's a story. I think that's something.
I think there's a ghost I. Think it's that's insane.
It's. Pretty much nothing.
No, I think it's close. It's close to being about how
(15:50):
much you discussed golf at your for dinner.
Not at all. That's.
Incredible. We discussed it.
This is incredible. And I and you look at, if you
try and search, what does it mean if we all roll sixes or
whatever? If everyone rolls a six, that
could be interpreted as a time of abundance, prosperity and
good fortune. Oh wow.
(16:11):
And then if everyone rolls A5, that could be interpreted as a
time of change, transformation, or a need to let go of the past.
Sure. Oh, interesting.
And had all those things been brought up if we were playing
the game of life, that's like jackpot for the Foremans.
(16:31):
Well, yes, because we're playingClue.
I don't know. Yeah, it means nothing.
So a time of change is coming, and a time of abundance.
No, it's. Nothing they're.
Just playing Clue fortune teller.
They're playing Clue. It's you might as well fortune
doing tarot cards I feel like. Letting go of the past.
Yeah. So what did you do?
Did you stop immediately? Go and go?
(16:54):
Well, we can't keep going and told the kids go to bed or what?
No, we. All rolled and had normal rolls
and played the game and I won. And who won?
I won. Of course I won.
What are the odds? Of you winning course I won.
Yeah. And you want, here's the thing
that we actually haven't talked about at all that I've been
thinking about since. OK, yes, I'm leaning in is.
(17:16):
That one of the last times we ever played Clue because Clues
like new as a board game here. I think it came at Christmas.
We haven't had Clue for years. My parents have the original
Clue and the last time I played played Clue there, yeah was with
Ashley and me and Harley. Ashley was pregnant with Emily I
(17:36):
believe and my father and he handily beat us all.
That it was your dad. Before it's your dad.
Coming back? I think so.
And so I don't. Anyway, I don't know.
He wanted you to know. So that he gave you all the.
(17:57):
Same role 2. Times.
Yes. I'm I'm in now that you bring up
that that's an interesting that I like that.
I like the last. Time you You don't think it's a
random ghost that was buried under his home?
No. No.
No, of course. Not, and I'm not into any of
that at all, but. There might be something.
(18:18):
There totally into bring. Up that, yeah, like when you
bring up your sure. I.
Mean so that. Stuff happens all the time, I'm
telling you. I will say that while I didn't
think it was anything to begin with, I now think it's
something. So thank you for him and I thank
you. All right, No.
Thank you for giving me the benefit of the doubt.
No, thank you. Right.
(18:39):
Because if you didn't, you were about to get haunted.
This is due to underwhelming demand.
(19:00):
It's the podcast that's guaranteed to make you smile,
especially when it's over. Yeah, in particular when it's
over. Yeah.
Sometimes. Sometimes.
Sometimes only when it's over. Yeah, if you're there when.
It's over. Why are you still there?
Well. That's a good point.
Yeah. Leave now.
You'll. Smile, get out now.
(19:20):
Put a smile on your face. Get out now.
Go. Do something with your life.
Because we're about to discuss what's the weirdest thing in
your freezer again. Well, I know I don't like to do
do these things twice. And Foreman, it wasn't your
freezer, and I get that. Yeah, it's your.
It wasn't. 39 year old breast milk though. 39 year old breast
(19:44):
milk meant for Foreman. Uh huh.
At least we. See, you're 40 this year,
Foreman, not. Going at in a in a in a couple
months, months that's. Way down the road you're.
In the year 40. First year, just like Rachel.
Can we start talking about Dave's thing and not my age?
(20:04):
OK. The freezer.
The freezer. You brought that up Weird.
The. Shit isn't yours.
Yeah, well, weird stuff's in your freezer and I didn't really
give it that much thought, I don't think.
I haven't actually gone now. My freezer, we had a freezer and
it it died like it just died. So we, we, we lost a few things
out of the freezer and then bought a new freezer.
(20:26):
So I don't think there's anything all that strange, but I
don't think strange things have to be in your freezer for a long
period of time. What I'm suggesting is Foreman,
what what's in your mom's freezer?
Not only has it been there in almost infinitely almost 40
(20:49):
years, that's a long time. Although maybe it was
transferred from freezer to freezer.
To freezer, I sure hope. Actually, I hope so.
Or I. Don't know why you'd keep it.
Or I'd like to know where your mom and dad got that freezer,
because it's a good one. Yeah, really.
But I think you could have something weird in your freezer
that hasn't been there that long, right?
(21:12):
We're not like you, Rachel. We don't stock our freezer for
the full in, you know, whatever you know.
We even get the lid closed on yours, yeah.
Right. Yeah, actually right now it's
like 3/4 full. Why?
What happened? I don't.
Know we just ate stuff and I've food's expensive so I'm not
buying as much. I don't.
Know OK all right you're just living you're.
(21:32):
You're kind of living on the edge, yeah.
Look at you. You've gone.
You. You're not the oh, you're not
the woman we once knew. I know.
Groceries are expensive. Changing or evolving or
something, I don't know. Yeah.
So anyway, it's brand. New 3/4 full.
That's all. It's still down a bit.
Yeah, and it's a large. Then we look into it and we're
like, we're running out of food.Like, yeah.
(21:55):
I'm sure it's enormous. Or a little, a little.
No, it's not a huge one, but it's not.
It's like a medium sized, I don't know.
Well, a friend of mine brought this up the other day and I
said, no, you don't. And he goes, yeah, I do.
I said in your freezer, you. Oh, yeah.
And. And I said, well, I'll tell you
what it is and you can, because the only way to play this game.
(22:17):
Rachel, do you have anything strange in your freezer?
Have you looked? No, I don't think so.
I've got a big ham in there. That's now that Jeremy.
Has ham, Yeah. Big ass ham from Costco that we
can't have because Jeremy can't eat it.
So I got to give it to somebody I don't know and then Jeremy
can't have like red meat and stuff anymore.
So that's we can't there's. Ham.
(22:38):
Red meat. Yeah, pork is, yeah.
It's very red meat, actually. Fatty.
You can't have a lot of fatty foods anymore.
I've got like chicken broth, chicken stock that I made in
jars that's been there for a. While Do you find that unusual?
No, I don't know. I guess I don't have a lot of
unusual things. To have in the freezer.
Because my friend Foreman's mother has for the the breast
(23:04):
milk for a, you know, a a. Baby's 40th year.
An adult, Yeah. An adult man in his 40s.
Her little baby Foreman. Says I got a dead cat in my.
Freezer. Oh my God.
Why? Why?
Well, because it died. Why don't you not put it in the
(23:26):
freezer? Like they're pet, they're why is
it in the freezer? OK.
What are you doing with it in the freezer?
No. Well, it's in the freezer
because it's dead, OK. Put it there.
If you have a dead cat, Rachel. Bury it in the yard.
That's a good plan, but if you're not sure what you want to
(23:50):
do with your dead cat, do I wantto do with it?
Do I want to bury it? Do I want to cremate it?
Do I want I don't know what I want to do with my dead cat.
So my friend's kid, one of his kids, these are older.
He's got a couple of older kids living with him still, which
again, I feel and I'm not judging is problematic.
(24:14):
So. People into this.
Is how you end up with dead catsin your freezer, right?
Was it dead when it went in there?
Yes, OK. So you're telling me that when
these kids come home and they want, you know, say, a pizza
pop, they've got to dig around this dead cat?
OK, that's my that was my first question because, and we'll get
(24:38):
to this, that cat's been in the freezer for quite some time.
Oh my. So when the cat died, we
couldn't decide to, I guess these are not my children.
These are his children. They couldn't decide whoever's I
don't know which child and doesn't matter.
They shall remain nameless. One of them owned the cat.
(24:59):
It was their cat. And so when the cat died, they
were like, well, I don't, I don't know what I want to do,
you know, with you, you know? You have to make a decision but.
I'm not sure where I would like to put Fluffy.
I don't. It's a little cold.
Maybe I don't want to put Fluffyin the ground, it's too cold.
Uh huh. Although that seems like
(25:21):
probably a bad excuse because ifyou put Fluffy in the freezer
then it doesn't matter anyway. They couldn't decide what they
wanted to do. Maybe they wanted to send Fluffy
out to sea. Maybe they wanted to cremate
Fluffy. Maybe they wanted to bury
Fluffy. But they just couldn't decide.
So the idea was put forth. Can we put Fluffy in the
(25:42):
freezer? To which Dad says you put that
cat in the freezer, it better not be there in six months.
That's what that was his rule. Now he's a good, that's a,
that's a good. That's a very nice dad.
I think that's a that's a caring, understanding dad.
(26:03):
He basically said that cat better OK, but the cat better
not be there in six months. Extremely lenient.
Yeah, it turns. Out when I found out about said
cat Fluffy, six months is up, I said you're putting me on.
(26:24):
You've had a cat in your freezer.
Yeah, six months. Oh my God.
Well, now what? I don't know.
I told them no longer than six months.
The ground's still frozen. Is it ever?
This is why you have oversized green bins A.
Green Bin. Gone.
(27:09):
This this. It is almost.
Over. Yeah, It's.
It's almost. This is almost over.
Thank goodness. This is due to underwhelming
demand. It's a podcast.
It's Dave, Rachel and Foreman. It's almost over.
You're right. We're at the end.
Don't forget, we have a website,itsunderwhelming.ca.
You can go there and sign up forthe newsletter and see all kinds
(27:31):
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We we we trust that Rachel left a beer town at White Oaks Mall a
(27:53):
sponsorship information package yes of.
Course I didn't. I should have those, should
carry that around with. Although we let it out the part
where she says it's really expensive there, well.
It's not cheap, yeah, but it wasvery delighted.
Very best burger in a long day. OK, all right, well, so all.
Right. You know, worth it.
There you go, beer town and you could buy us a coffee.
(28:15):
You can. It's easy to do that when you go
to our website to people, actually some people who bought
us coffees. Thank you so much.
Thank you Anne Henry who bought 5 coffees for us saying you 3
always put a smile on my face. I look forward to listening
every week. Thank you, Anne.
That's so nice. Five.
Wow. Thank you very much.
Thank you. OK awesome.
(28:36):
Someone didn't leave a name it just says someone bought 4
coffees and there's no message so nothing.
Thank you so much. I know what we'd like to thank
you on here publicly if you havepurchased a coffee for us which
are $5 each. So if you go to our website
underwhelming.ca it's right there on the main page.
There's a little coffee symbol at the bottom.
(28:57):
Even though I don't get anythingfrom it, but I do certainly like
the name recognition and the publicity and I would like to
thank anyone, including someone named named Jana Collins, who
says she purchased 4 Foreman's Elbows Up Canadian Pies.
Yes, we were there. We would have bought.
Four of them. I really liked mine.
(29:20):
I really did. I and it got 2 thumbs up from
the girls so yeah. What's in it?
It's like a chocolate pecan pie.Chocolate pecans.
Walnuts, Murphy's Law, apple pie, moonshine from Elmira and
40 Creek butter tart cream. Would you?
OK? Yes, really good.
(29:40):
I'll have to get up there and get it.
Arva's far from me, but. And these are the the what are
they called the 22 witches of? Two witches of Middlesex County
Pie Company sell them at the RedRiver Cafe, which is beside the
Arva Flour meal and I was up there with my wife Ashley on the
weekend and also purchased 1 remaining pie after Jana had
almost cleaned them out. We.
(30:01):
Cleaned them out. We really thought we had cleaned
them out. Yeah, 4.
So you only got 1. Well, they're little they're
they're not large. They're.
Personal pies, yes. They're pies.
They are personal pies. You can direct order from the
two witches though and get a full size.
Pie. Yeah, OK.
Absolutely. I'm sure maybe I ought to do
that, yeah. Very nice ladies, very good
(30:22):
pies. Highly recommend.
Julie probably will plan to go there at some point too because
she left a message saying the pie sounds so good.
And I agree with Rachel on the undergarment issue.
Oh. With that one is that.
But you don't wear AT shirt. Yeah, it's double the laundry.
The undershirt gets sweaty and the outer one gets dirty.
(30:44):
Sorry guys. Right.
Well, depends on what you're doing.
I mean, I know what Rachel is a you know, you're a voice actor.
That's what you do for a living.Yeah.
Right. I don't know that you're getting
a lot of dirt on the unless you slop the lunch.
I don't. Well, I am an athlete, as you
(31:05):
know, but I typically wear athletic clothing when I'm out
doing that, right? Yeah, I forgot about that.
Yeah, yeah. Remember the IT was Hershey Lady
AKA Joanne. Right.
Who had the furnace breakdown? Well, it didn't breakdown, but
then she it was -13 in her house.
(31:25):
Right. And grandma unplugged it.
Don't get it repaired on the weekend.
It'll cost a ridiculous amount and it didn't need to be
repaired anyway. Yes.
OK. Yes, OK.
Oh my gosh, I'm such an idiot. And please don't read this on
your podcast Foreman My house that was 13°C not Fahrenheit.
(31:46):
OK, yes, Fahrenheit would be quite cool.
She specifically said it was theother way around.
I had no idea what I was thinking when I typed that lol.
I love listening to you guys youmake.
Me laugh late at night and you'dhad a drink and you know you got
it. It's fine.
That's fine. Rachel, you had posted this
whole script of a whole scene played out with you and your
(32:06):
kids in the car. That's right.
I did, yeah. Going from thinking you're cool
to having a podcast on YouTube to realizing you're not that
cool because we don't have Mr. Beast millions of views.
Oh my. Gosh, so my kids do love Mr.
Beast. I actually I really like Mr.
Beast too. I do because he gives a lot of
money to charity and he does a lot of good works.
(32:27):
Whereas a lot of other Youtubers, well, I don't know
that they do. I mean, I, I get that it's part
of his show and whatever, but hedoes a lot of really good and
big good things. He.
Does I appreciate that? I cannot tell you how much I
thoroughly enjoyed him being on guest a guest on someone elses
podcast where he talked about the obscene amounts of money he
(32:50):
lost to create Beast games for Amazon.
Oh, I'm sure. Thoroughly enjoyed hearing about
how many millions of dollars floated out of his bank account.
It delighted me to no end. Continue.
Oh, he's a he's for sure He he said he's a billionaire on
paper, he's a billionaire because he's got so much money
and these the thing, the YouTubevideos he does, they cost money,
(33:12):
but you know, their business expenses.
So anyway, I do appreciate that he he does a lot of good.
You know, he helps a lot of people.
So I was in the car driving and somebody, I think they commented
on our YouTube video or so I hada YouTube notification and my
kids are looking over my shoulder and they said, mom, is
that a YouTube notification? Because like, obviously.
(33:33):
And I said, yeah, why do you have that?
I said, because we have a YouTube channel for the podcast.
And they were like, you do like,yeah, did you not?
You didn't know that. And they're like, yeah, well,
you didn't know that. And I'm like, OK, do you have
subscribers? I said, yeah, we have
subscribers. How many?
Like maybe 2000? Because it's not a million,
(33:56):
right? I said, guys, not everybody has
a million followers, you know? Well, how long have you had one?
Like, maybe it hadn't been that long.
And, you know, Mom's just getting started, so that's why
she doesn't have a million. I said, I don't know, maybe two
years or so. And they're like, oh, and
Jeremy's like you should have said like 2 weeks because they
were trying to give you the benefit of the doubt that you
(34:16):
didn't have enough followers anyway.
You need to subscribe to your channel.
So my kids or to our channel so my kids think I'm cool.
Well, tell them that right now. It's in the thousands on Spotify
and Apple. Come on.
Sure. I mean, yes, I don't think my
kids even remember us being on the radio.
Really. Like, I don't think we are not
cool. I am not I.
(34:37):
Don't remember us. I don't think I had a.
Hope, yeah. So anyway, whatever.
I forgot. Well, Cheryl had commented to
say she thinks you're cool, Rachel.
Oh, thanks. Yeah, and Chris had comment to
say you can always tell them this and not be ashamed by your
subscriber count because if you and 200 people showed up at the
kids school, the principal wouldsay she has a problem on her
(34:59):
hands. Well, that's true, yeah.
Get 200 people physically in a room together and it's a lot.
That's a lot of people, right? Yeah.
Let me check how many. So it's a million, so you know,
just saying can't fit. Them in a room, Can you?
No. No, no, you can't.
You can't fit a million is a lot.
It's quite a. Burst of bubble there, but.
Yeah, we have an e-mail from Bill, who sent a message to
(35:22):
underwhelming.ca, OK. Also have a Instagram message
from Aaron. OK.
These are all about former topics, so how about what from
last week? A good idea?
A bad idea? The croc infested waters for the
Olympic rowing events. Yeah, great idea.
Yeah. No, that's a bad idea.
That's a great idea. And Rachel, you would ask like
can't you find a body of water where there aren't Crocs?
(35:44):
And we both said in Australia, no, that's impossible.
So they have like lakes that don't have.
Crocs, it's Australia. No.
It's. A very big country.
Everything in Australia wants toliterally kill you.
Okay. But also, you probably don't
(36:05):
know, crocodiles are able to jump out of the water vertically
and can run 20 kilometers an hour for short bursts, so that's
definitely a very bad, no good idea.
Yeah, it's a very bad. I don't you know what are the
odds are going to jump out of the water well well.
Just take one of the rows. There are crock tours you can
take in Australia where they take you on a tour and literally
(36:27):
they put a raw chicken on a stick, dangle it over the
surface of the water and wait for crocodiles to jump up and
get it. Oh my.
How do? They know.
How can they guarantee that the Croc's not going to eat me?
You know they can't. It doesn't matter, Rachel.
Everything in Australia is trying to kill you.
Yeah. The croc, then it's the snakes
or the spiders or the whatever. The yahoos or they're.
(36:51):
Like it doesn't matter. Those chats, Kangaroos.
Combative. Yeah, that's right.
Damn. Bill, Bill has message to
underwhelming.ca. Go ahead.
Hi guys and girl, love your showand listen while I walk my dog.
Thank you. I had a great laugh with
Foreman's freezer and the breastmilk.
So awesome. Not my freezer, Bill.
(37:12):
No, not. For moms, yeah.
Yeah, it reminds me of cleaning up my parents last year and
found steak. It was over 20 years old and I
completely forgotten about that product.
Steak. Oh, steakum.
Steakum. Steakum A.
Steakum. Is that the thing I remember?
Steakums. Oh, it's 100% beef steakum
(37:35):
sliced steak in a box for a freezer.
Really. Like she.
Years old. Shaved lunch meat in a box.
Oh, that would be very bad. Yeah, that would be not very
good. Worse than a cat?
It's not worse than a cat. Is it shaved?
No. And if the cat's there, 20 years
from now, even I will be angry about.
(37:55):
That that? Well, it's not your cat.
Yeah. Thank God.
That it Are we done? There is a voice memo.
Oh, we're good. OK, this never ends OK.
All right. Thank you for all the commentary
this week and of course from allthe way out in East Stewiac,
Nova Scotia East. Stewiac.
(38:17):
Everything ends with a knack outthere.
I think it's Akkadiac. Chediac.
Stewiac. Shubinakity.
Shubinakity, yeah. Dildo No.
That's not a knack. That's Newfoundland.
All right. Here's Scotty.
In your last episode, Dave said that he went to a Jackson 5
(38:39):
concert shortly after Michael Jackson made Thriller, and the
opening act was a juggler. So a juggler was making people
wait to see Michael Jackson? Wow, he must have really had a
lot of balls. Sorry, he.
(39:02):
Didn't. He just about sorry.
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