October 7, 2025 • 38 mins
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(8:18) - Who's fault was it?
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(00:00):
I have a game called Whose Faultis it?
Rachel. I would say it's yours right
away. Not Jeremy.
It's never Jeremy's. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
OK. So OK are you?
Still on a blame? Who's?
I, I, you don't know who's who'salso involved.
(00:20):
Could be Jeremy, could be someone else.
It's not. Awaiting your start please.
Oh, OK. Awaiting your lead captain.
Yeah, OK, Ahoy. Yeah.
All right, Well, a lead on I shall.
This is due to underwhelming demand.
(00:43):
It's the podcast with Dave, Rachel and Foreman.
It's the podcast that on the list of things Canadians are
thankful for. Yeah.
Ranks just below living in Saskatchewan and and just above
the HST. So.
Wow, that's not bad. It's OK.
(01:04):
That's OK. We're on.
We're on there, though. We're there.
We're on the board, guys. We're there, we're on the board.
That's not bad. On the the podcast this episode,
I've got some headlines. That's a little later.
Rachel is going to play a fun new game called Who's Fault Is
It? Rachel's.
You can play along. Rachel's right, we already know.
(01:25):
That's OK. We already know.
I like games where we already know what the answer is.
But anyway. Then we can just figure out the
whole game how we can still maintain and prove our point
anyway, right? No matter what happens.
That's right, and I believe Foreman is going to kick things
off by reading us a little story.
I'm reading it is story time. Kids gather round story.
(01:46):
Time have we? No story time with Foreman.
Yes, great idea we should have. Right in here.
We should have done that on a weekly basis.
Story time with Foreman I. Smell a YouTube channel?
That's right, and I picked the exact proper reading level too
because it's for ages 3 and up. OK.
OK, so I should I should understand this?
(02:08):
Ages I. Should be able to understand.
You should be able to understandthis.
Yes, it is on Francais, but I will spare.
You. Ki apete.
OK, yeah, I will spare you though my terrible pronunciation
and mumbling and bumbling through the French words for you
to try and figure out, and I've gotten Google to translate every
(02:30):
page for me. Oh, so we're gonna get OK, So
what is the name of the book again?
Ki apete. Ki apete thankfully came from
Pete. Pete isn't a person, but anyone
who knows Francais is laughing up a storm right now.
Oh OK. And I'm so glad you guys.
No, I don't know this. Is a temporarily on loan to me
(02:52):
from Karen. Karen is one of our friends
parents in the swim team. She came to our live show, she's
a big listener of the podcast, and she's so thoroughly enjoyed
my story of me being mistaken atwork for farting.
For real, right that, she said. I have to share this book with
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you. OK.
'Cause Kia Pete translates to Who farted?
OK. Oh.
Good. OK.
All right, so there's a book called Who Farted?
That's. Not the first word they teach
you in French class, so. Pete, Yeah.
No, they. Should be no they.
Should right away. They should teach you that one.
(03:33):
It would get kids more interested in learning how to
how. What other ways could I say this
word? Yeah, it would hold my
attention. See if this.
As an 8 year old, a 10 year old,a 15 year old, a 35 year old in
whatever age I am now exactly. Yes, and.
This is why that we're doing this because I could not tell
(03:55):
you how excited I've been to receive this book to be able to
read this book for us all gathered here today.
I'm beyond to which Karen's evenbeen questioning Ashley like is
he? Was he just like be nice and
saying, oh, Gee, thanks for the book, but like, oh God, why is
this lady give me a book? No, thank you.
Genuinely, sincerely. Quite happy that we are reading
it. Now.
(04:15):
For this opportunity, so here. We go now.
I can't wait, so let's go. Yeah, Page 1 The jungle was
silent when suddenly a monstroussound followed by a disgusting
smell that woke up the animals. A.
Fart. Oh, there's sound effects.
(04:43):
Awesome. Immediately, all eyes turned
towards Elephant, who proved that his fart was much more
elegant. I want this.
Book Hippopotamus Feeling accused showed that his fart was
(05:04):
rather controlled. Oh my God.
Isn't this already your favoritebook ever?
Please watch the YouTube versionand watch their faces.
You need to see these two. Best fuck ever.
(05:28):
Was it then Tiger who would havereleased this indiscreet sound?
But no, his fart smelled much, much worse.
Oh my God, I assume in French this rhymes right?
(05:52):
Yes it does. OK.
OK, Baboon wanted to show that it wasn't his and the picture
will make your day as well, by the way.
Oh look, baboon farting in the water, shooting him along.
And you're going to want to watch the YouTube video for this
baboon wanted to show that it wasn't his.
He made a moped sound that smelled of nothing.
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What's a moped? I don't even care.
You don't even care what the words are.
No, you could have read this in French.
You could have read this in French.
And then? Blade.
The fart sounds. I don't really care.
Still a win. Very embarrassed to be observed
like this. Parrot let out a fart, a little
stuck. It sounded like a failed
(06:40):
firework. Good.
There was only left Galago, the little monkey, barely bigger
than a mouse, who let out an enormous sound.
(07:01):
So it was him, the mouse and the picture.
It's just chow perfect. There he.
(07:21):
Is and he's down on the ground with his neck crane in his butt
in the air and he shoots. It up.
Yeah, say EC, it says it's here.So if you ever wondered, do
birds fart? They sure do.
OK. Go on.
Great. That's a great book.
(07:42):
The end. Yeah.
Wow. Kia Pete.
Kia Pete. I'm going to say that to people
from now Kia Pete. Who was that?
Well, now I know what I want forChristmas.
(08:17):
This is due to underwhelming demand.
It's us, Dave, Rachel and Foreman.
This is the podcast. I'm going to try this again
because I'm not sure that you were that thrilled where we
ranked you both, you know, just above the HST, just below living
in Saskatchewan doesn't seem great well after.
That story, we must rank higher than that.
Here we go, the podcast that on the list of things Canadians are
(08:39):
thankful for, as you know, it isThanksgiving time of year, We
rank just below Rogers and just above Bell.
We're above Bell, you think? Bell Yes, God, I hope so.
OK, wow. We're we're the Telus of
(09:02):
podcasts. Maybe that's what we are.
Who? Owns Fido.
I can't. Rogers.
OK. Well, Speaking of ranking, you
can rank whose fault this was. That's my game.
You didn't like that one? Well, I'm not sure.
OK, I'm not sure. Fine, I.
(09:25):
Mean if, if if Foreman had started with.
Speaking of ranking, I have a book called Kia.
That would have been that. Would have been better.
That would have been better. OK, well, I have a new game that
you can play along with actuallytoday here at home, at your
home, in your car, wherever you are, wherever.
You are listening, yes. Whose fault is it?
(09:47):
OK, so. That works.
So for a little context and backstory, my kids have and, and I
have started this thing in the home called Mom Bucks.
Now Julia heard of this before and she really wanted to do it.
Mom could we do mom bucks. Now the, the way that they get
(10:09):
money from us at home is if theydo chores, they don't, they
don't typically get a regular allowance because they don't do
regular things to earn it. So if they want money, they have
to do chores. And so she wanted to create mom
bucks because she heard of another family doing this and
she always forgets. Like Julia will start something
and be like, oh, I'm going to dochores and then it lasts like 3
(10:31):
days and then she never does them again.
So they were saving up mom bucksand we had this like thing on
the fridge saying how much they each had and whatever.
And this was like a year ago. I don't think we've given out
mom bucks for a long time. But the girls recently wanted to
spend them because they hadn't spent them yet.
So we were like, OK. And they had like, I don't know,
one of them had $18.00 and one of them had like 11.
(10:53):
I don't know, it wasn't a lot. So Jeremy and I went away last
weekend to Niagara Falls just for a couple of nights to
Niagara on the lake actually. And, and so the our grand, the
grandmas were here staying with the kids.
His mom stayed the first night, my mom stayed the second night.
I mean, if I was your mother or your mother-in-law, I'd be
asking for mum bucks for doing all the.
(11:15):
Babysitting. Yeah, well, they didn't, but my
mom started handing them out. Actually just Willy nilly
handing out mom bucks. So I go home.
Yeah. Because Julia had printed all of
these, this fake money, different amounts, and it's all
just paper that she's cut up andit's all color-coded or
(11:36):
whatever. So they were out and my mom saw
it. And I don't know what the kids
did to earn this money. I don't think they did anything,
but my mom just gave them a lot of mom bucks, like probably $50.
So I come home. There's a there's a phrase
called payback's a bitch, yeah, which I think is appropriate
(11:57):
here. And I said and, and Julia, we
come home and Julia says Gigi gave us a lot of mom bucks.
And I was like, why? What did you do?
She's like nothing. She just gave them.
She said we could have them. And I was like, hold on, did
Gigi also give you the money that goes along with these mom
bucks? No, no she didn't.
(12:22):
Wow. So I.
Go Chigi. Yeah.
Yeah. So I text my mom and I said, I
hear you. You've given my kids a lot of
mom bucks. Are you planning to make good on
that? And she says, I didn't know the
rules. Julia just said I could give
whatever I wanted to them. So I let it rain.
Yeah. Then later she said she could
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trade it for real money. I say not fair because she my
mom says it's not fair because she didn't know.
And I said what the fuck mom? They earn mom bucks and they
trade it for real money and she says you'll figure it out.
I said well I don't have that much plus what did they do to
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earn them? And she says, ha, ha, ha, they
were great. They were great kids.
They they were funny. They ate supper.
They answered my questions. They played with their friends.
They made their lunch, you know,And then my sister chimes in
because this is a group chat. And she goes, how much money did
they get? My mom says several, $100.
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I am not cheap. Several 100.
Yeah, so my sister says, well, they're called Mom Bucks.
Why are they called Mom Bucks when other people other than Mom
can give them out? Shouldn't there be Gigi Bucks
and Dad Bucks? And I say they can't, They can't
give them out. Only I can give them out.
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That's why they're Mom Bucks. They're not Gigi Bucks.
Yeah, it turns out it rains Grand Mom bucks every day.
Yeah. And she my mom just says I
spread joy wherever I go. That's the best, yes, Good for
her. Anyway, so whose fault is it?
Gigi didn't know the rules, but she just did it Willy nilly and
just started handing out all hundreds of dollars in mom bucks
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that my kids now have and think they're going to get.
Whose fault is that? I think it's yours.
Yes, obviously it's yours, Obviously I.
Think Gigi's fault? Maybe she shouldn't stick her
nose in somewhere where it shouldn't.
Doesn't. Belong If the money was lying.
If the money was lying around, it's your fault because the
money was lying around. Like you cannot?
(14:34):
If so, if your daughter printed mum bucks.
Right, and you let her print as many as she.
And you let her print as many asshe wanted.
Exactly, and you're the. Canadian Mint.
You take off for, you know, a a weekend away from your children.
Yeah. And you expect both moms to come
(14:56):
and look after the kids? Yeah.
And they do. And they do.
Mom didn't give out Mom bucks. It was just mine.
She's a shit disturber. I think, well, the first, you
know, the first mom, I can't really speak to that, but the
second mom gets it. Second mom gets.
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Her. I whether she knew the rules or
not. I think it's.
Irrelevant, I think she. Just said to her, oh, you can
just give those to us. She's just whatever, whatever
you want. Then here you go.
You've left the program open forgrandma to come in for one
night, and now the program's available.
That's right. Doesn't like you should have
closed. If you haven't been giving them
(15:38):
out in a year, you should have closed it off long ago.
Cash it in. We're done with mom bugs.
But no, it's still there. You know how Bucks comes up only
when anyone, like, thinks about them?
And like, it occurs to Julia. Oh, right.
I could print a lot of these. I could suck her grandma into
this. You don't recall?
I'm reminded of this. My own money.
This is something that I always believed.
(16:01):
If you're going to do that, thenI'm going to play.
And that's what your mom did here.
So you're you're playing a game called Whose fault is it?
Yes, I think it's more if you'regoing to do that, I'm going to
play. Because what happens when, say
Rachel, you leave your Facebook open at work?
Oh God. Well, everybody does that.
(16:22):
Yeah, of course. How is this any different?
Hops on and posts whatever he likes.
And says whatever he wants. Yes, and that.
Happened more. Of course he does, because you
So if you leave it open by leaving.
The money my computer, right? And then comes little David with
his chippy, tappy, typy hands. It's happened to me where people
(16:45):
change my birthday and stuff andthen Facebook doesn't let you
immediately change it back. You have to wait like 3 months
or something. And that's even better.
That's even and then that date. Comes around and everyone wishes
you a happy birthday in August and it's in fucking May.
This is what happens. So whose fault is it yours?
Well, the kids are just going to, I don't have that money to
(17:07):
give them, so they're going to have to just wait.
Well, they'll keep printing it. They can beg Gigi for more.
I always tell them I'm like, go ask Gigi.
She's got lots of money. Yeah.
Gigi, hold your ground. She's got money she can give
you. This is due to underwhelming
(17:37):
demand. We're a podcast where Dave Ray
children Foreman, oh, let me trythis one more time, just one
more time. Great.
Again, we are the podcast that on the list of things Canadian
are thankful for. Yes, we rank just below
Nickelback. Below.
And just above former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
(18:01):
So that's I feel good about. This He didn't have a good
approval rating at the end. I feel good about.
That no one made any flags aboutus yet.
Yeah. There's no flags about us yet,
but wait, wait, yeah, wait for it.
Hey. Listen, I smell merch coming on.
Yeah, that's right. Speaking of smells, OK, it's
(18:25):
time for headlines. Went on a lot longer than I.
Remember, these are actual headlines.
As you know, I don't make these up.
I don't have to. No, they're real.
And thank you Foreman over our great During the summer months,
(18:46):
Foreman kept sending me headlines, random ones they
would just show up doing helpingme do well.
He literally does most of my work for me, so I appreciate it.
Foreman, thank. You too, I think from what I
recall, paint a rich tapestry ofwhat kind of town Guelph is.
Really. Well, yes, there's a lot of
Guelph ones. I did notice that.
OK, here we go. These are actual headlines.
(19:06):
Let's start with Rabbits with horns and tentacles are being
reported in Northern Colorado. That's an actual headline.
Wow. Now keeping keeping in mind, I
believe. Horns and tentacles.
I can't even imagine what that looks like.
Scary, I would think. Yeah.
Gross. Now keep in mind, I believe
cannabis is legal in Colorado. So yeah, just say Denmark Zoo.
(19:33):
This is a good one. Denmark Zoo asks people to
donate their small pets as food for the captive predators.
How big's that dog there originally?
Headlines. Probably wouldn't be a good
prey, so I have to be careful when I let her.
Tell Jeremy. She still hates them, by the
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way. The Denmark Zoo just asked
people. Hey, you got any, you know,
hamsters you don't need? We'll take them.
Yeah, well, here. In Colorado, there might be some
animals. Yeah, maybe the robbery suspect
caught after walking behind a news crew doing a segment about
him That is convenient. You're not the only one sending
(20:21):
me headlines. I want to thank Linda
Winteringham for this headline. Man arrested for driving the
child size pink Barbie Jeep through Prince George, BC.
That's an actual headline. That's I don't know how big.
Prince. George, Prince George, BC is,
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but that's a drive in a little, you know, Barbie cheap.
That's a hike. Yeah.
Linda also sent me this one missing drunk man spent hours
helping a search party look for himself.
OK. I feel like that happens.
A lot. Yes, it does happen.
I have read those kinds of headlines about women helping
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and every like so many times, yes.
It seems to happen more than youthink.
You're looking for. Headlines.
BC furniture store ordered to pay damages to couple whose
cushions needed constant fluffing.
Real headlines. OK, we shouldn't need fluffing,
(21:28):
is that that's not? Constant fluffing constant.
No, every now and. Then fluffing.
We are constantly fluffing our cushions.
It's your fault. Imagine the horror.
Yeah, yeah, really. Police charge Aaron Ontario man
after belly bumping his landlordduring a dispute What?
(21:49):
That's an actual. Headline Now listen, I think
during a dispute is implied whenyou belly pump someone, don't
you? I mean something.
Was like, baby, you know, guys like chest bump.
Celebration. OK, celebration.
That's what I thought. I thought it was implied, but I
guess I could be wrong. I could be wrong.
Yeah. Some local headlines.
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Here's 1 Norfolk man charged with driving without a license
for the 16th time. Yes.
Headlines. Yeah, well, I anticipate that
kind of headline coming from Norfolk.
The Norfolk was implied. Yes, Norfolk should have been
implied there. And this one, Yes, a driver
(22:30):
crashed into an Ontario Dr. testcenter in Sarney.
I saw. Real headlines.
Through the front one. Well, they failed, obviously.
And then this one police charge Paris ON man driving with
multiple mattresses on top of his vehicle.
(22:51):
Not just one, not 2 multiple. That's an actual headline.
Is that like that's not you can't do that.
Can you have one? Yeah, Well, I mean.
One I think you can handle, but multiple might be, you know,
yeah, that might be dangerous tothe public.
At the window, can't really grabthe top.
(23:12):
One to the top one I'm trying study finds cockatoos can
perform 30 distinct dance moves.Wow and.
I believe that because I believecockatoos are fly.
Headlines where are. They are, they are OK.
(23:34):
Speaking of Oh yeah, Speaking ofNew York City firefighters
suspended after giving hot girlsa fire truck ride.
Yeah. Real headlines.
They frown on that. You're not supposed to do that.
They. Frown on.
That. A mule riding criminal.
(23:55):
Right away I'm intrigued. A mule riding criminal.
Right away I'm intrigued by the headline.
That's all we need, really. But well.
Continue. There's maybe a bit more.
A mule riding criminal was arrested for releasing a raccoon
inside a business. You did not see that coming.
That's an actual headline. He's got the raccoon under his
(24:16):
arm. Ride the mule.
You did not. So yeah, picture the guy, the
mule riding just before the release.
Just picture that. You're right, all you.
Need and then. Raccoon under his arm.
Outcomes a raccoon. Yeah.
And one more here before we moveon to Florida.
Man claims his broken arm was the result of his massive unit.
(24:42):
I don't know why I read that headline, I just know it was
when I. How does that relate?
It doesn't really. I don't see.
Maybe I don't want to know I. That's why he needed to keep
fluffing his pillows. Headlines.
That's me. I don't know, I.
Don't know either. OK to Florida where a Florida
(25:04):
woman punches alligator to rescue her dog.
You got to do what you. Got it.
Happens every day. Real headlines.
Florida man arrested after spraying Publix shoppers in the
face with bug spray. EW, yeah, that's not that's what
an. Idiot.
That's an actual headline. Florida man files for divorce
(25:24):
after wife threatens his drum set.
Headlines. Don't touch my drum set.
Yeah, exactly. Foreman nose.
Don't worman. Nose my drums don't.
You touch the drums. Don't go in there.
Don't touch it, all right? Don't touch the drum.
Don't touch it. If you had to choose between
your drum set and Ashley, tough choice, eh?
(25:45):
OK. Florida Florida man in.
She's already made me choose. By the way, the drum set's in
the garage. That's right.
Florida Man in Batman pajamas Did I say more?
No. I mean that's good enough.
You would think. Mm hmm.
(26:05):
Florida man in Batman pajamas catches burglary suspect
claiming his PJS quote gave me the extra confidence I need.
Yes. Real headlines now that.
I'm all for that headline. I am good for you for that
headline. It's a good headline, yeah.
Florida Man has 45 minutes standoff with wild boar in his
(26:26):
own home. Wow, wow.
That's an action. How did it get in there?
A 45 minute standoff. I would have given up after 10.
Yes, absolutely. All yours.
I'll go call animal control. Like just go out.
And go hop on my mule, grab my raccoon and get the hell out of
here. Here, how about?
(26:47):
That's right, Florida man hospitalized with rare infection
after eating feral pig meat. No what the?
Could have been the guy in the standoff with the wild boar.
That's how the standoff ended. That's how it ended.
Yeah, Don't eat it. Headlines.
Police say Florida woman allegedly hidden several
syringes and a bag of fentanyl Quote insider person.
(27:17):
Headlines. The bag.
I can everybody just shiver? Did everybody just do a little
shiver there? Good idea.
You're watching the YouTube. And I knew it was coming.
And I still shivered. I knew it was coming.
You still. Feel.
I thought you were just going tobe inside her purse.
No persons, right. All right, man.
The syringes are in. Don't move.
Don't. Yeah.
What the fuck? I can't move Florida Man all
(27:41):
right, to cash $368 billion check.
That's an actual headline. It was not real.
No, he wrote it himself. Yeah.
Sure. Good.
That's. A tip off.
That's a tip off. Florida man attempts to run over
his date after she refused to allow him to smell her feet.
(28:02):
EW yeah, headlines. I'm guessing he didn't get a
second date, just just guessing that.
Guys, he asked to smell my feet and then he tried to run me
over. Zach stole.
All our. Girlfriends, let me tell you
about this horrible day Florida Florida woman arrested for
performing unlicensed dental work and allegedly using crazy
(28:25):
glue during procedures. Oh my God, that would only
happen in Florida. Real headlines.
Seriously, that's that's the craziest thing all.
Right. Well that's what she did.
Here we go. Drunk Florida woman in hot dog
costume should work. Gets busted for toilet papering
(28:47):
her neighbors car. In the hot dog, that's an.
Actual headline. Wow.
You try, you tend to yourself. I'm pissed at the neighbor,
right? I don't want any.
You know, maybe she's got. Hey, there could be cameras.
I'll disguise myself. Disguise myself.
Right. That's what I'll do.
That's what. I'll usually it's either drunk
Florida woman naked or in a stupid costume.
(29:10):
Yeah, you know, like the hotdog or the Batman pajamas.
Fights an alligator with a hammer or something.
The paper is the alligator. Yeah.
How many? Ways that's exactly right.
Florida man arrested for DUI after doing burnout at a red
light in front of cops to quote,impress girls.
(29:32):
Can't be impressed. Women love.
Women love it when you do a burnout.
Yeah, yeah. If they're.
Ask her to smell your feet too, or whatever.
You whatever. Never.
Mind, love a burnout? OK, one more Florida man.
Florida man says he drove 120 mph because he thought he was
racing the cop. Oh.
(29:55):
Headlines. Right, I see that's not how that
works. Not technically wrong.
But. This is due to underwhelming
(30:19):
demand. It's a podcast.
That's Dave Rachel informant. It's a podcast that you may have
noticed went unsponsored. How can that be?
Can it be? Surely to goodness there's
someone who would like to sponsor this poor little
podcast. That's right, poor sad little
podcast. Well.
Who wouldn't want to be associated with us?
(30:41):
Yes. Yeah, didn't sponsor the podcast
that's. What I want, everyone didn't.
Everyone didn't. So there's many ways to get a
hold of us, right, Rachel? Yes, you can go to our website
underwhelming.ca. You can e-mail us Dave
rachelforeman@gmail.com, DM us on any social channel, whatever
(31:04):
we'll get, we'll get back to youand I.
If it works, great. If it doesn't, then that makes
us sad, but whatever. So.
We get sad for a bit and then. Yeah, you know, then we move on.
We try to carry on. Sure.
Yeah. You know that's what you know.
And you can message us for any reason too, not just sponsor.
You can send us any kind of message you want.
Well, this is the part of the podcast where we actually read
(31:26):
those fine messages. Yes I have a message here for
Dave from Jim Bag who oh great, writes to us a lot.
This is about the last episode. Did Dave trip and strike his
head? What the fuck is he going on
about Taylor Swift for? She's fucking annoying and
ruining all sporting events. I don't give a shit whether she
is at a sporting event. Oh, I love it when she's at a
(31:49):
sporting event. For gym bag.
Yeah, wow. You know what Jim Bag's problem
is. But Jim Bag has a problem.
I mean, you really did. Seems to be.
Taylor Swift So Jim bag you are I I believe and I'm without
without question, you're a billsfan and sorry, you know, Taylor
(32:12):
Swift's boyfriend and his team actually fiance now and his team
always hand bills fans their assat the end of the year.
Always. Am I right, Rachel?
Well, Jeremy is a Bills fan alsoand so.
But Jeremy doesn't hate Taylor Swift.
Well, good, because Kendall is a.
Bit. Kendall's a Swifty, my daughter
(32:32):
Kendall. And so we always point out, oh,
there she is. She's at the game if if the
Chiefs are on, right? No, I think.
Who wrote this message? Jim Bag He Jim.
Bag, let it happen, man. I think that's your problem.
You just got to like, give in. Yes, let the Taylor Swift shower
over you. Yes, listen to the delightful
new album I had to do. That I haven't done that yet.
(32:53):
I have to listen to it. I better do that, yeah.
Yeah, you've got. I like Taylor Swift, but I
wouldn't say I'm a Swifty like Ilike her.
I like to keep up with what she's doing and what.
I'm obsessed. You're obsessed, but I'm I kind
of, I'm like, yeah, she's great.She's.
You know, I want to go to the wedding.
I I just want to go to the wedding.
I hope they film. And everybody else I.
(33:14):
Hope they look, film it, market it, I'll buy it.
Whatever it is, I want to see it.
I don't really care. Sure, go Chief skull.
But thank you, Jim bag for for your e-mail.
That's nice. Jan says.
Just watched episode 133 on YouTube.
Haven't laughed that hard at anything since episode 132.
(33:34):
Wow. You're ready for another season
of Due to underwhelming demand. Watching three friends have that
much fun together makes us feel good.
Thank you so much. Thank you, Jam.
Thanks so much. Thank you.
Thank you. Well, Megan, Megan Clark had
sent me a message directly after, you know, me fantasizing
about a certain horse on a certain pair of skates.
(33:56):
Yes, OK. That was so funny.
It was funny I. Got a clip even after and I was
like that just makes me laugh out loud all over again.
Megan, though, said Foreman. No, she's gonna retaliate with
some more Windsor love if you don't stop poking at her
skating. So it was like a beware but.
She might. Yeah.
I. Have no problem with that.
(34:17):
Bring it, bring it. Bring it.
OK. Yes, All right.
Melissa had sent us a message. Did we read Melissa's message
where she talked about the baby boy she has August 17th and his
name is Bryce? Nice thing.
Congratulations. That's great.
Yeah, I don't know if she wants us.
(34:38):
It's been a bit of a bit of a medical recovery, but.
OK, Yeah. Yeah, but she says the rest of
her kids are absolutely in love with him.
And my daughter thinks he's a little Dolly.
Good. Good, good, good.
She also wanted to clarify why your BFF Dave Taylor Swift was
not at Bayfest in Sarania in 2008.
Is that what it was 2008? Yes.
Rascal Flatts. She's supposed to perform and
(34:59):
open for Rascal Flatts, but apparently, according to
Melissa, she decided being in a movie with Miley Cyrus was more
important, so she blew off Bayfest.
I'm still salty about that, yeah.
What movie were they in? Taylor Swift appearing as
herself in a cameo in Hannah Montana The movie Film in 2008.
(35:20):
Released in 2000. And maybe that's maybe that's
the case. She performed a song during a
fundraiser to save a local park in the movie.
Okay, there you go. Thanks Forman.
You're welcome. That's thank you Google.
Again, another prime example there.
Jim Baggin, What a wonderful person Taylor Swift is, in case
you need remind. Even fictionally?
(35:41):
Yeah, sure. Yes.
And we do have a voice memo thisweek.
Great. I like those.
It doesn't say it's from Scotty,it says it's from Dave.
Hi. Hey guys, it's Dave Powry.
Not in Elmer anymore. I relocated to Sudbury.
(36:02):
Glad you're back from summer holidays, Foreman.
Stick to your guns on the beer and bottles.
It's far better. As for Rachel and her hockey, I
say she might make 50% of the weeks, Won't do the whole 150.
I bet you're her feet on Saturday.
(36:23):
She currently walk. Dave.
Keep swinging and trying to hit the short stuff and we'll talk
to you guys again soon. Thank you, Dave.
Thank you, Dave. You might.
Be right on the 50% because so far I haven't gone yet.
You haven't. Gone at all, you know there's
been. Two, there's only been 2 so far,
and I, I. Don't.
OK, we haven't and. Actually on the second, did I
(36:43):
tell you this part on the secondone where we were going to do
power skating? Yeah, the one you avoided.
The one I avoided and I told everybody ahead of time and I
know that the the woman who runsthe power skating, who's lovely
by the way, listens to our podcast.
And so I had said on this podcast, I love you, but I'm not
coming. And then another woman who
(37:03):
organizes the hockey messaged methat very night and she said,
Rachel, are you coming tonight? And I said, no, I'm not starting
with power skating. And she's like, Rachel, we all
listen. We all know about your podcast.
We know what you've said, so you'd better get out here.
You're. I didn't.
(37:24):
I didn't. Wow, now.
Anyway, so two weeks haven't gone yet.
Two weeks haven't gone. Planning to go this.
No, actually the third one I have a party I have to go to so
I'll be at the 4th 1. How many are there?
10 or 12 I forget. 10 or. 12, yeah, 50, I think 50% is high,
(37:46):
Dave. Right at 50% I.
Think 50 is high? I think it's a little high.
Oh, by and one more, one more comment.
We can't. We'd be remiss if we didn't
include Fractal Panther from TikTok.
Fractal Panther. Panther.
OK. Who said good T-shirt merch
opportunity? I generally fart in meetings.
(38:07):
That is very true. Yeah.
Very true, I like that, thanks. For me it's also a great band
name if you're looking for a band name.
I generally fart in meetings with work.
Hey, Brock. Yeah, I'd go see them dude
Dungeon, all right.
I have a game called Whose Faultis it?
Rachel. I would say it's yours right
away. Not Jeremy.
It's never Jeremy's. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
OK. So OK are you?
Still on a blame? Who's?
I, I, you don't know who's who'salso involved.
(00:20):
Could be Jeremy, could be someone else.
It's not. Awaiting your start please.
Oh, OK. Awaiting your lead captain.
Yeah, OK, Ahoy. Yeah.
All right, Well, a lead on I shall.
This is due to underwhelming demand.
(00:43):
It's the podcast with Dave, Rachel and Foreman.
It's the podcast that on the list of things Canadians are
thankful for. Yeah.
Ranks just below living in Saskatchewan and and just above
the HST. So.
Wow, that's not bad. It's OK.
(01:04):
That's OK. We're on.
We're on there, though. We're there.
We're on the board, guys. We're there, we're on the board.
That's not bad. On the the podcast this episode,
I've got some headlines. That's a little later.
Rachel is going to play a fun new game called Who's Fault Is
It? Rachel's.
You can play along. Rachel's right, we already know.
(01:25):
That's OK. We already know.
I like games where we already know what the answer is.
But anyway. Then we can just figure out the
whole game how we can still maintain and prove our point
anyway, right? No matter what happens.
That's right, and I believe Foreman is going to kick things
off by reading us a little story.
I'm reading it is story time. Kids gather round story.
(01:46):
Time have we? No story time with Foreman.
Yes, great idea we should have. Right in here.
We should have done that on a weekly basis.
Story time with Foreman I. Smell a YouTube channel?
That's right, and I picked the exact proper reading level too
because it's for ages 3 and up. OK.
OK, so I should I should understand this?
(02:08):
Ages I. Should be able to understand.
You should be able to understandthis.
Yes, it is on Francais, but I will spare.
You. Ki apete.
OK, yeah, I will spare you though my terrible pronunciation
and mumbling and bumbling through the French words for you
to try and figure out, and I've gotten Google to translate every
(02:30):
page for me. Oh, so we're gonna get OK, So
what is the name of the book again?
Ki apete. Ki apete thankfully came from
Pete. Pete isn't a person, but anyone
who knows Francais is laughing up a storm right now.
Oh OK. And I'm so glad you guys.
No, I don't know this. Is a temporarily on loan to me
(02:52):
from Karen. Karen is one of our friends
parents in the swim team. She came to our live show, she's
a big listener of the podcast, and she's so thoroughly enjoyed
my story of me being mistaken atwork for farting.
For real, right that, she said. I have to share this book with
(03:13):
you. OK.
'Cause Kia Pete translates to Who farted?
OK. Oh.
Good. OK.
All right, so there's a book called Who Farted?
That's. Not the first word they teach
you in French class, so. Pete, Yeah.
No, they. Should be no they.
Should right away. They should teach you that one.
(03:33):
It would get kids more interested in learning how to
how. What other ways could I say this
word? Yeah, it would hold my
attention. See if this.
As an 8 year old, a 10 year old,a 15 year old, a 35 year old in
whatever age I am now exactly. Yes, and.
This is why that we're doing this because I could not tell
(03:55):
you how excited I've been to receive this book to be able to
read this book for us all gathered here today.
I'm beyond to which Karen's evenbeen questioning Ashley like is
he? Was he just like be nice and
saying, oh, Gee, thanks for the book, but like, oh God, why is
this lady give me a book? No, thank you.
Genuinely, sincerely. Quite happy that we are reading
it. Now.
(04:15):
For this opportunity, so here. We go now.
I can't wait, so let's go. Yeah, Page 1 The jungle was
silent when suddenly a monstroussound followed by a disgusting
smell that woke up the animals. A.
Fart. Oh, there's sound effects.
(04:43):
Awesome. Immediately, all eyes turned
towards Elephant, who proved that his fart was much more
elegant. I want this.
Book Hippopotamus Feeling accused showed that his fart was
(05:04):
rather controlled. Oh my God.
Isn't this already your favoritebook ever?
Please watch the YouTube versionand watch their faces.
You need to see these two. Best fuck ever.
(05:28):
Was it then Tiger who would havereleased this indiscreet sound?
But no, his fart smelled much, much worse.
Oh my God, I assume in French this rhymes right?
(05:52):
Yes it does. OK.
OK, Baboon wanted to show that it wasn't his and the picture
will make your day as well, by the way.
Oh look, baboon farting in the water, shooting him along.
And you're going to want to watch the YouTube video for this
baboon wanted to show that it wasn't his.
He made a moped sound that smelled of nothing.
(06:19):
What's a moped? I don't even care.
You don't even care what the words are.
No, you could have read this in French.
You could have read this in French.
And then? Blade.
The fart sounds. I don't really care.
Still a win. Very embarrassed to be observed
like this. Parrot let out a fart, a little
stuck. It sounded like a failed
(06:40):
firework. Good.
There was only left Galago, the little monkey, barely bigger
than a mouse, who let out an enormous sound.
(07:01):
So it was him, the mouse and the picture.
It's just chow perfect. There he.
(07:21):
Is and he's down on the ground with his neck crane in his butt
in the air and he shoots. It up.
Yeah, say EC, it says it's here.So if you ever wondered, do
birds fart? They sure do.
OK. Go on.
Great. That's a great book.
(07:42):
The end. Yeah.
Wow. Kia Pete.
Kia Pete. I'm going to say that to people
from now Kia Pete. Who was that?
Well, now I know what I want forChristmas.
(08:17):
This is due to underwhelming demand.
It's us, Dave, Rachel and Foreman.
This is the podcast. I'm going to try this again
because I'm not sure that you were that thrilled where we
ranked you both, you know, just above the HST, just below living
in Saskatchewan doesn't seem great well after.
That story, we must rank higher than that.
Here we go, the podcast that on the list of things Canadians are
(08:39):
thankful for, as you know, it isThanksgiving time of year, We
rank just below Rogers and just above Bell.
We're above Bell, you think? Bell Yes, God, I hope so.
OK, wow. We're we're the Telus of
(09:02):
podcasts. Maybe that's what we are.
Who? Owns Fido.
I can't. Rogers.
OK. Well, Speaking of ranking, you
can rank whose fault this was. That's my game.
You didn't like that one? Well, I'm not sure.
OK, I'm not sure. Fine, I.
(09:25):
Mean if, if if Foreman had started with.
Speaking of ranking, I have a book called Kia.
That would have been that. Would have been better.
That would have been better. OK, well, I have a new game that
you can play along with actuallytoday here at home, at your
home, in your car, wherever you are, wherever.
You are listening, yes. Whose fault is it?
(09:47):
OK, so. That works.
So for a little context and backstory, my kids have and, and I
have started this thing in the home called Mom Bucks.
Now Julia heard of this before and she really wanted to do it.
Mom could we do mom bucks. Now the, the way that they get
(10:09):
money from us at home is if theydo chores, they don't, they
don't typically get a regular allowance because they don't do
regular things to earn it. So if they want money, they have
to do chores. And so she wanted to create mom
bucks because she heard of another family doing this and
she always forgets. Like Julia will start something
and be like, oh, I'm going to dochores and then it lasts like 3
(10:31):
days and then she never does them again.
So they were saving up mom bucksand we had this like thing on
the fridge saying how much they each had and whatever.
And this was like a year ago. I don't think we've given out
mom bucks for a long time. But the girls recently wanted to
spend them because they hadn't spent them yet.
So we were like, OK. And they had like, I don't know,
one of them had $18.00 and one of them had like 11.
(10:53):
I don't know, it wasn't a lot. So Jeremy and I went away last
weekend to Niagara Falls just for a couple of nights to
Niagara on the lake actually. And, and so the our grand, the
grandmas were here staying with the kids.
His mom stayed the first night, my mom stayed the second night.
I mean, if I was your mother or your mother-in-law, I'd be
asking for mum bucks for doing all the.
(11:15):
Babysitting. Yeah, well, they didn't, but my
mom started handing them out. Actually just Willy nilly
handing out mom bucks. So I go home.
Yeah. Because Julia had printed all of
these, this fake money, different amounts, and it's all
just paper that she's cut up andit's all color-coded or
(11:36):
whatever. So they were out and my mom saw
it. And I don't know what the kids
did to earn this money. I don't think they did anything,
but my mom just gave them a lot of mom bucks, like probably $50.
So I come home. There's a there's a phrase
called payback's a bitch, yeah, which I think is appropriate
(11:57):
here. And I said and, and Julia, we
come home and Julia says Gigi gave us a lot of mom bucks.
And I was like, why? What did you do?
She's like nothing. She just gave them.
She said we could have them. And I was like, hold on, did
Gigi also give you the money that goes along with these mom
bucks? No, no she didn't.
(12:22):
Wow. So I.
Go Chigi. Yeah.
Yeah. So I text my mom and I said, I
hear you. You've given my kids a lot of
mom bucks. Are you planning to make good on
that? And she says, I didn't know the
rules. Julia just said I could give
whatever I wanted to them. So I let it rain.
Yeah. Then later she said she could
(12:43):
trade it for real money. I say not fair because she my
mom says it's not fair because she didn't know.
And I said what the fuck mom? They earn mom bucks and they
trade it for real money and she says you'll figure it out.
I said well I don't have that much plus what did they do to
(13:04):
earn them? And she says, ha, ha, ha, they
were great. They were great kids.
They they were funny. They ate supper.
They answered my questions. They played with their friends.
They made their lunch, you know,And then my sister chimes in
because this is a group chat. And she goes, how much money did
they get? My mom says several, $100.
(13:28):
I am not cheap. Several 100.
Yeah, so my sister says, well, they're called Mom Bucks.
Why are they called Mom Bucks when other people other than Mom
can give them out? Shouldn't there be Gigi Bucks
and Dad Bucks? And I say they can't, They can't
give them out. Only I can give them out.
(13:49):
That's why they're Mom Bucks. They're not Gigi Bucks.
Yeah, it turns out it rains Grand Mom bucks every day.
Yeah. And she my mom just says I
spread joy wherever I go. That's the best, yes, Good for
her. Anyway, so whose fault is it?
Gigi didn't know the rules, but she just did it Willy nilly and
just started handing out all hundreds of dollars in mom bucks
(14:13):
that my kids now have and think they're going to get.
Whose fault is that? I think it's yours.
Yes, obviously it's yours, Obviously I.
Think Gigi's fault? Maybe she shouldn't stick her
nose in somewhere where it shouldn't.
Doesn't. Belong If the money was lying.
If the money was lying around, it's your fault because the
money was lying around. Like you cannot?
(14:34):
If so, if your daughter printed mum bucks.
Right, and you let her print as many as she.
And you let her print as many asshe wanted.
Exactly, and you're the. Canadian Mint.
You take off for, you know, a a weekend away from your children.
Yeah. And you expect both moms to come
(14:56):
and look after the kids? Yeah.
And they do. And they do.
Mom didn't give out Mom bucks. It was just mine.
She's a shit disturber. I think, well, the first, you
know, the first mom, I can't really speak to that, but the
second mom gets it. Second mom gets.
(15:17):
Her. I whether she knew the rules or
not. I think it's.
Irrelevant, I think she. Just said to her, oh, you can
just give those to us. She's just whatever, whatever
you want. Then here you go.
You've left the program open forgrandma to come in for one
night, and now the program's available.
That's right. Doesn't like you should have
closed. If you haven't been giving them
(15:38):
out in a year, you should have closed it off long ago.
Cash it in. We're done with mom bugs.
But no, it's still there. You know how Bucks comes up only
when anyone, like, thinks about them?
And like, it occurs to Julia. Oh, right.
I could print a lot of these. I could suck her grandma into
this. You don't recall?
I'm reminded of this. My own money.
This is something that I always believed.
(16:01):
If you're going to do that, thenI'm going to play.
And that's what your mom did here.
So you're you're playing a game called Whose fault is it?
Yes, I think it's more if you'regoing to do that, I'm going to
play. Because what happens when, say
Rachel, you leave your Facebook open at work?
Oh God. Well, everybody does that.
(16:22):
Yeah, of course. How is this any different?
Hops on and posts whatever he likes.
And says whatever he wants. Yes, and that.
Happened more. Of course he does, because you
So if you leave it open by leaving.
The money my computer, right? And then comes little David with
his chippy, tappy, typy hands. It's happened to me where people
(16:45):
change my birthday and stuff andthen Facebook doesn't let you
immediately change it back. You have to wait like 3 months
or something. And that's even better.
That's even and then that date. Comes around and everyone wishes
you a happy birthday in August and it's in fucking May.
This is what happens. So whose fault is it yours?
Well, the kids are just going to, I don't have that money to
(17:07):
give them, so they're going to have to just wait.
Well, they'll keep printing it. They can beg Gigi for more.
I always tell them I'm like, go ask Gigi.
She's got lots of money. Yeah.
Gigi, hold your ground. She's got money she can give
you. This is due to underwhelming
(17:37):
demand. We're a podcast where Dave Ray
children Foreman, oh, let me trythis one more time, just one
more time. Great.
Again, we are the podcast that on the list of things Canadian
are thankful for. Yes, we rank just below
Nickelback. Below.
And just above former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
(18:01):
So that's I feel good about. This He didn't have a good
approval rating at the end. I feel good about.
That no one made any flags aboutus yet.
Yeah. There's no flags about us yet,
but wait, wait, yeah, wait for it.
Hey. Listen, I smell merch coming on.
Yeah, that's right. Speaking of smells, OK, it's
(18:25):
time for headlines. Went on a lot longer than I.
Remember, these are actual headlines.
As you know, I don't make these up.
I don't have to. No, they're real.
And thank you Foreman over our great During the summer months,
(18:46):
Foreman kept sending me headlines, random ones they
would just show up doing helpingme do well.
He literally does most of my work for me, so I appreciate it.
Foreman, thank. You too, I think from what I
recall, paint a rich tapestry ofwhat kind of town Guelph is.
Really. Well, yes, there's a lot of
Guelph ones. I did notice that.
OK, here we go. These are actual headlines.
(19:06):
Let's start with Rabbits with horns and tentacles are being
reported in Northern Colorado. That's an actual headline.
Wow. Now keeping keeping in mind, I
believe. Horns and tentacles.
I can't even imagine what that looks like.
Scary, I would think. Yeah.
Gross. Now keep in mind, I believe
cannabis is legal in Colorado. So yeah, just say Denmark Zoo.
(19:33):
This is a good one. Denmark Zoo asks people to
donate their small pets as food for the captive predators.
How big's that dog there originally?
Headlines. Probably wouldn't be a good
prey, so I have to be careful when I let her.
Tell Jeremy. She still hates them, by the
(19:56):
way. The Denmark Zoo just asked
people. Hey, you got any, you know,
hamsters you don't need? We'll take them.
Yeah, well, here. In Colorado, there might be some
animals. Yeah, maybe the robbery suspect
caught after walking behind a news crew doing a segment about
him That is convenient. You're not the only one sending
(20:21):
me headlines. I want to thank Linda
Winteringham for this headline. Man arrested for driving the
child size pink Barbie Jeep through Prince George, BC.
That's an actual headline. That's I don't know how big.
Prince. George, Prince George, BC is,
(20:42):
but that's a drive in a little, you know, Barbie cheap.
That's a hike. Yeah.
Linda also sent me this one missing drunk man spent hours
helping a search party look for himself.
OK. I feel like that happens.
A lot. Yes, it does happen.
I have read those kinds of headlines about women helping
(21:03):
and every like so many times, yes.
It seems to happen more than youthink.
You're looking for. Headlines.
BC furniture store ordered to pay damages to couple whose
cushions needed constant fluffing.
Real headlines. OK, we shouldn't need fluffing,
(21:28):
is that that's not? Constant fluffing constant.
No, every now and. Then fluffing.
We are constantly fluffing our cushions.
It's your fault. Imagine the horror.
Yeah, yeah, really. Police charge Aaron Ontario man
after belly bumping his landlordduring a dispute What?
(21:49):
That's an actual. Headline Now listen, I think
during a dispute is implied whenyou belly pump someone, don't
you? I mean something.
Was like, baby, you know, guys like chest bump.
Celebration. OK, celebration.
That's what I thought. I thought it was implied, but I
guess I could be wrong. I could be wrong.
Yeah. Some local headlines.
(22:10):
Here's 1 Norfolk man charged with driving without a license
for the 16th time. Yes.
Headlines. Yeah, well, I anticipate that
kind of headline coming from Norfolk.
The Norfolk was implied. Yes, Norfolk should have been
implied there. And this one, Yes, a driver
(22:30):
crashed into an Ontario Dr. testcenter in Sarney.
I saw. Real headlines.
Through the front one. Well, they failed, obviously.
And then this one police charge Paris ON man driving with
multiple mattresses on top of his vehicle.
(22:51):
Not just one, not 2 multiple. That's an actual headline.
Is that like that's not you can't do that.
Can you have one? Yeah, Well, I mean.
One I think you can handle, but multiple might be, you know,
yeah, that might be dangerous tothe public.
At the window, can't really grabthe top.
(23:12):
One to the top one I'm trying study finds cockatoos can
perform 30 distinct dance moves.Wow and.
I believe that because I believecockatoos are fly.
Headlines where are. They are, they are OK.
(23:34):
Speaking of Oh yeah, Speaking ofNew York City firefighters
suspended after giving hot girlsa fire truck ride.
Yeah. Real headlines.
They frown on that. You're not supposed to do that.
They. Frown on.
That. A mule riding criminal.
(23:55):
Right away I'm intrigued. A mule riding criminal.
Right away I'm intrigued by the headline.
That's all we need, really. But well.
Continue. There's maybe a bit more.
A mule riding criminal was arrested for releasing a raccoon
inside a business. You did not see that coming.
That's an actual headline. He's got the raccoon under his
(24:16):
arm. Ride the mule.
You did not. So yeah, picture the guy, the
mule riding just before the release.
Just picture that. You're right, all you.
Need and then. Raccoon under his arm.
Outcomes a raccoon. Yeah.
And one more here before we moveon to Florida.
Man claims his broken arm was the result of his massive unit.
(24:42):
I don't know why I read that headline, I just know it was
when I. How does that relate?
It doesn't really. I don't see.
Maybe I don't want to know I. That's why he needed to keep
fluffing his pillows. Headlines.
That's me. I don't know, I.
Don't know either. OK to Florida where a Florida
(25:04):
woman punches alligator to rescue her dog.
You got to do what you. Got it.
Happens every day. Real headlines.
Florida man arrested after spraying Publix shoppers in the
face with bug spray. EW, yeah, that's not that's what
an. Idiot.
That's an actual headline. Florida man files for divorce
(25:24):
after wife threatens his drum set.
Headlines. Don't touch my drum set.
Yeah, exactly. Foreman nose.
Don't worman. Nose my drums don't.
You touch the drums. Don't go in there.
Don't touch it, all right? Don't touch the drum.
Don't touch it. If you had to choose between
your drum set and Ashley, tough choice, eh?
(25:45):
OK. Florida Florida man in.
She's already made me choose. By the way, the drum set's in
the garage. That's right.
Florida Man in Batman pajamas Did I say more?
No. I mean that's good enough.
You would think. Mm hmm.
(26:05):
Florida man in Batman pajamas catches burglary suspect
claiming his PJS quote gave me the extra confidence I need.
Yes. Real headlines now that.
I'm all for that headline. I am good for you for that
headline. It's a good headline, yeah.
Florida Man has 45 minutes standoff with wild boar in his
(26:26):
own home. Wow, wow.
That's an action. How did it get in there?
A 45 minute standoff. I would have given up after 10.
Yes, absolutely. All yours.
I'll go call animal control. Like just go out.
And go hop on my mule, grab my raccoon and get the hell out of
here. Here, how about?
(26:47):
That's right, Florida man hospitalized with rare infection
after eating feral pig meat. No what the?
Could have been the guy in the standoff with the wild boar.
That's how the standoff ended. That's how it ended.
Yeah, Don't eat it. Headlines.
Police say Florida woman allegedly hidden several
syringes and a bag of fentanyl Quote insider person.
(27:17):
Headlines. The bag.
I can everybody just shiver? Did everybody just do a little
shiver there? Good idea.
You're watching the YouTube. And I knew it was coming.
And I still shivered. I knew it was coming.
You still. Feel.
I thought you were just going tobe inside her purse.
No persons, right. All right, man.
The syringes are in. Don't move.
Don't. Yeah.
What the fuck? I can't move Florida Man all
(27:41):
right, to cash $368 billion check.
That's an actual headline. It was not real.
No, he wrote it himself. Yeah.
Sure. Good.
That's. A tip off.
That's a tip off. Florida man attempts to run over
his date after she refused to allow him to smell her feet.
(28:02):
EW yeah, headlines. I'm guessing he didn't get a
second date, just just guessing that.
Guys, he asked to smell my feet and then he tried to run me
over. Zach stole.
All our. Girlfriends, let me tell you
about this horrible day Florida Florida woman arrested for
performing unlicensed dental work and allegedly using crazy
(28:25):
glue during procedures. Oh my God, that would only
happen in Florida. Real headlines.
Seriously, that's that's the craziest thing all.
Right. Well that's what she did.
Here we go. Drunk Florida woman in hot dog
costume should work. Gets busted for toilet papering
(28:47):
her neighbors car. In the hot dog, that's an.
Actual headline. Wow.
You try, you tend to yourself. I'm pissed at the neighbor,
right? I don't want any.
You know, maybe she's got. Hey, there could be cameras.
I'll disguise myself. Disguise myself.
Right. That's what I'll do.
That's what. I'll usually it's either drunk
Florida woman naked or in a stupid costume.
(29:10):
Yeah, you know, like the hotdog or the Batman pajamas.
Fights an alligator with a hammer or something.
The paper is the alligator. Yeah.
How many? Ways that's exactly right.
Florida man arrested for DUI after doing burnout at a red
light in front of cops to quote,impress girls.
(29:32):
Can't be impressed. Women love.
Women love it when you do a burnout.
Yeah, yeah. If they're.
Ask her to smell your feet too, or whatever.
You whatever. Never.
Mind, love a burnout? OK, one more Florida man.
Florida man says he drove 120 mph because he thought he was
racing the cop. Oh.
(29:55):
Headlines. Right, I see that's not how that
works. Not technically wrong.
But. This is due to underwhelming
(30:19):
demand. It's a podcast.
That's Dave Rachel informant. It's a podcast that you may have
noticed went unsponsored. How can that be?
Can it be? Surely to goodness there's
someone who would like to sponsor this poor little
podcast. That's right, poor sad little
podcast. Well.
Who wouldn't want to be associated with us?
(30:41):
Yes. Yeah, didn't sponsor the podcast
that's. What I want, everyone didn't.
Everyone didn't. So there's many ways to get a
hold of us, right, Rachel? Yes, you can go to our website
underwhelming.ca. You can e-mail us Dave
rachelforeman@gmail.com, DM us on any social channel, whatever
(31:04):
we'll get, we'll get back to youand I.
If it works, great. If it doesn't, then that makes
us sad, but whatever. So.
We get sad for a bit and then. Yeah, you know, then we move on.
We try to carry on. Sure.
Yeah. You know that's what you know.
And you can message us for any reason too, not just sponsor.
You can send us any kind of message you want.
Well, this is the part of the podcast where we actually read
(31:26):
those fine messages. Yes I have a message here for
Dave from Jim Bag who oh great, writes to us a lot.
This is about the last episode. Did Dave trip and strike his
head? What the fuck is he going on
about Taylor Swift for? She's fucking annoying and
ruining all sporting events. I don't give a shit whether she
is at a sporting event. Oh, I love it when she's at a
(31:49):
sporting event. For gym bag.
Yeah, wow. You know what Jim Bag's problem
is. But Jim Bag has a problem.
I mean, you really did. Seems to be.
Taylor Swift So Jim bag you are I I believe and I'm without
without question, you're a billsfan and sorry, you know, Taylor
(32:12):
Swift's boyfriend and his team actually fiance now and his team
always hand bills fans their assat the end of the year.
Always. Am I right, Rachel?
Well, Jeremy is a Bills fan alsoand so.
But Jeremy doesn't hate Taylor Swift.
Well, good, because Kendall is a.
Bit. Kendall's a Swifty, my daughter
(32:32):
Kendall. And so we always point out, oh,
there she is. She's at the game if if the
Chiefs are on, right? No, I think.
Who wrote this message? Jim Bag He Jim.
Bag, let it happen, man. I think that's your problem.
You just got to like, give in. Yes, let the Taylor Swift shower
over you. Yes, listen to the delightful
new album I had to do. That I haven't done that yet.
(32:53):
I have to listen to it. I better do that, yeah.
Yeah, you've got. I like Taylor Swift, but I
wouldn't say I'm a Swifty like Ilike her.
I like to keep up with what she's doing and what.
I'm obsessed. You're obsessed, but I'm I kind
of, I'm like, yeah, she's great.She's.
You know, I want to go to the wedding.
I I just want to go to the wedding.
I hope they film. And everybody else I.
(33:14):
Hope they look, film it, market it, I'll buy it.
Whatever it is, I want to see it.
I don't really care. Sure, go Chief skull.
But thank you, Jim bag for for your e-mail.
That's nice. Jan says.
Just watched episode 133 on YouTube.
Haven't laughed that hard at anything since episode 132.
(33:34):
Wow. You're ready for another season
of Due to underwhelming demand. Watching three friends have that
much fun together makes us feel good.
Thank you so much. Thank you, Jam.
Thanks so much. Thank you.
Thank you. Well, Megan, Megan Clark had
sent me a message directly after, you know, me fantasizing
about a certain horse on a certain pair of skates.
(33:56):
Yes, OK. That was so funny.
It was funny I. Got a clip even after and I was
like that just makes me laugh out loud all over again.
Megan, though, said Foreman. No, she's gonna retaliate with
some more Windsor love if you don't stop poking at her
skating. So it was like a beware but.
She might. Yeah.
I. Have no problem with that.
(34:17):
Bring it, bring it. Bring it.
OK. Yes, All right.
Melissa had sent us a message. Did we read Melissa's message
where she talked about the baby boy she has August 17th and his
name is Bryce? Nice thing.
Congratulations. That's great.
Yeah, I don't know if she wants us.
(34:38):
It's been a bit of a bit of a medical recovery, but.
OK, Yeah. Yeah, but she says the rest of
her kids are absolutely in love with him.
And my daughter thinks he's a little Dolly.
Good. Good, good, good.
She also wanted to clarify why your BFF Dave Taylor Swift was
not at Bayfest in Sarania in 2008.
Is that what it was 2008? Yes.
Rascal Flatts. She's supposed to perform and
(34:59):
open for Rascal Flatts, but apparently, according to
Melissa, she decided being in a movie with Miley Cyrus was more
important, so she blew off Bayfest.
I'm still salty about that, yeah.
What movie were they in? Taylor Swift appearing as
herself in a cameo in Hannah Montana The movie Film in 2008.
(35:20):
Released in 2000. And maybe that's maybe that's
the case. She performed a song during a
fundraiser to save a local park in the movie.
Okay, there you go. Thanks Forman.
You're welcome. That's thank you Google.
Again, another prime example there.
Jim Baggin, What a wonderful person Taylor Swift is, in case
you need remind. Even fictionally?
(35:41):
Yeah, sure. Yes.
And we do have a voice memo thisweek.
Great. I like those.
It doesn't say it's from Scotty,it says it's from Dave.
Hi. Hey guys, it's Dave Powry.
Not in Elmer anymore. I relocated to Sudbury.
(36:02):
Glad you're back from summer holidays, Foreman.
Stick to your guns on the beer and bottles.
It's far better. As for Rachel and her hockey, I
say she might make 50% of the weeks, Won't do the whole 150.
I bet you're her feet on Saturday.
(36:23):
She currently walk. Dave.
Keep swinging and trying to hit the short stuff and we'll talk
to you guys again soon. Thank you, Dave.
Thank you, Dave. You might.
Be right on the 50% because so far I haven't gone yet.
You haven't. Gone at all, you know there's
been. Two, there's only been 2 so far,
and I, I. Don't.
OK, we haven't and. Actually on the second, did I
(36:43):
tell you this part on the secondone where we were going to do
power skating? Yeah, the one you avoided.
The one I avoided and I told everybody ahead of time and I
know that the the woman who runsthe power skating, who's lovely
by the way, listens to our podcast.
And so I had said on this podcast, I love you, but I'm not
coming. And then another woman who
(37:03):
organizes the hockey messaged methat very night and she said,
Rachel, are you coming tonight? And I said, no, I'm not starting
with power skating. And she's like, Rachel, we all
listen. We all know about your podcast.
We know what you've said, so you'd better get out here.
You're. I didn't.
(37:24):
I didn't. Wow, now.
Anyway, so two weeks haven't gone yet.
Two weeks haven't gone. Planning to go this.
No, actually the third one I have a party I have to go to so
I'll be at the 4th 1. How many are there?
10 or 12 I forget. 10 or. 12, yeah, 50, I think 50% is high,
(37:46):
Dave. Right at 50% I.
Think 50 is high? I think it's a little high.
Oh, by and one more, one more comment.
We can't. We'd be remiss if we didn't
include Fractal Panther from TikTok.
Fractal Panther. Panther.
OK. Who said good T-shirt merch
opportunity? I generally fart in meetings.
(38:07):
That is very true. Yeah.
Very true, I like that, thanks. For me it's also a great band
name if you're looking for a band name.
I generally fart in meetings with work.
Hey, Brock. Yeah, I'd go see them dude
Dungeon, all right.
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