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(00:00):
Foreman, did you rodeo this weekend?
Because I feel like it looked. Did you rodeo it?
Sure looked like I did. Yeah, tried on all the guys
stuff. So where was this rodeo?
What was this? It comes to the arena every
year. It's a tour.
It's a professional bull rider like the.
PBO. PBR Tour.
OK. And then they put it on TV.
Oh, it's on TV. Yeah, yeah.
(00:20):
They set up a new. They're like we're testing it
for like VIPs this year. But if it goes well, we'll bring
it. You could buy tickets.
They have like a ring in the middle of the ring that's like
sunken down with like seats and you can sit in the middle while
guys are getting bucked off around you.
No, thank you. I would like that.
That's too close. Awesome.
(00:42):
No, I would sit there and watch that.
Absolutely. Yeah.
What if you? Get hit by a guy falling off.
Well, it's in a cage, so it's just.
Oh, I see. And.
They're not gonna hit you. Oh, it's in a cage, OK.
They bounce off of you. It's fine.
It's like being in a shark cage.Yes, it is.
And going down and the rodeo guys are.
Interesting. Yeah.
The Bulls are kicking, balls areflying, Yeah, I think.
(01:06):
That was flying. I mean I would say in my
uneducated opinion that we are dressed similarly.
How would you rank my get up here on a scale from Ripped to
Jimmy? Where am I?
I'd say you could probably put on all this stuff and you'd look
like you'd be in the bull riding.
Let's do it. This is due to underwhelming
(01:31):
demand. We are Dave, Rachel, Inform and
this is the podcast that is powered by the Sun, so it should
come as no surprise we are recording at night.
Yes, yeah, really getting to me because it's a nice summer day
out there. Yeah, not anymore.
Lung God. Lung God, this is your companion
(01:52):
to. The summer day.
Come on. Sure.
Yeah. And yeah, coming up, coming up
on the podcast, Rachel is a sex toy expert, Foreman versus
versus the birds. And Dave gets pneumonia again,
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(02:56):
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Yeah, sure. You're going to be a Canadian
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(03:19):
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(04:00):
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Hey, not even done. I haven't even started I.
Haven't even. Started.
Because I just stopped talking. I'm like your turn.
(04:21):
Yeah, I'm done. Exactly.
I'm done. Your turn.
You guys all just stop there's. Two of you to figure out who can
jump in now. Somebody has to catch the ball
for him, and you understand whatI mean?
Yes, like. The But you often enjoy punting
the ball and see what happened, so here it is.
It's coming for you. It hit in the.
Face I I have the ball. You guys gave me the ball and
(04:42):
I'm here to apologize openly to the two of you for last week's
podcast because I'm pretty sure and I don't know, I haven't seen
it, I haven't listened to it. I may at some point, I don't
know, but I had a as you guys are both aware, you do you, you
(05:05):
guys do all of the work on this.I do literally nothing.
And last week I had an episode in which I was trying to control
a cough with a little bit of water.
And you guys can see me where, you know, we have the, we have
the video going. And I believe Rachel, you were
(05:26):
talking, you were doing a, it was very entertaining about
playing golf and all that stuff.And I had something I wanted to
say, but I felt a cough coming on.
So I took a little sip of water and then choked.
I mean, literally, I, I was, I coughed for 15 minutes straight.
You guys thought I was dead. You were worried.
(05:48):
Well, at first I thought you were really laughing hard at my
jokes and I was impressed with myself.
None of it. And.
Then I realized, no, I think that's going on a little too
long. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, is he still alive? I cut all of that out so you
don't hear that. I knew you.
Did you the the listener or viewer would not see?
(06:09):
Guys, I know you did. I, I, I begged you not to
include a lot because and then afterwards I think I did
headlines and I was struggling to get through the headlines.
And if you notice that when you listen to the podcast, I will
explain why now, because somehowI got pneumonia again.
How do I get pneumonia again? And in June?
(06:33):
Yeah, in June of all time. What the heck?
I don't think it's. Become an annual event.
No, it's not annual. I don't want it so long.
I, I, I don't want to prolong this.
Before we did the podcast, I hada fever.
It came out of nowhere. It knocked me on my bum.
And then the next thing I know, I felt good again.
(06:53):
Then I'm up. I'm doing everything.
Everything's fine. I go to bed that night, I wake
up the next day, I'm down, down for the count again.
I can't like one day I got up and went back to bed.
That's that's all I did. It was a fever.
That's a fever. Nothing more than I had the
episode with you guys like like so I went to bed that night.
(07:14):
My chest is killing me. I'm like and it all because I
choked on a little bit of water was stupid.
So I said something to my wife in the morning and I drop her
off and she sends me a text and says maybe you have pneumonia.
How the hell would I have pneumonia?
Like what? Well, you have a, you know, like
(07:34):
this and this and this. She's got a few things listed.
And I went, OK, I'm calling the doctor and I don't like to
bother the doctor if I'm, you know, like it's a fever.
Big deal. I don't like to go and waste
anybody's time, right? So I called the doctor's office.
The lady says, oh, what do you why do you need to come in?
I said, well, I might have pneumonia.
Oh dear. Well, can you be here by 10:15?
(07:57):
I'm saying, Oh yes, I can be there.
So I get. In your doctor's office can get
you in that quickly. He's a good guy.
I like. Mine is like booked for a month
up ahead. It's ridiculous.
I. Got in that day.
So I get in. Then he finally says I don't
think you have pneumonia. I don't hear anything.
I said, well what's wrong with me?
He said, well I've had three people in today.
(08:18):
It's a virus. It's just a virus.
What? He said I'll send you for an
X-ray. Go for an X-ray and I'll give
you a prescription, but don't fill it unless you hear from me.
I'm like, OK, so I go down. Very nice lady who remembers
this from the radio. Guys go in, I do my X-ray, get
up there, I do my X-ray. I go home and I think to myself,
(08:39):
I just have a virus. I'm fine, right?
I'm fine. Yeah, I feel fine.
There's nothing. Rest of the day, I feel fine.
I get up the next day, I'm going.
I'm gonna go play golf. I'm going.
I'm done. I feel good.
I get out to the golf course. We're out there.
I hit my first tee shot. I bang it straight out there.
I'm pretty pleased with myself. There you go.
And I walk out. I'm helping a guy look for his
ball and my phone's ringing. It's in my golf cart.
(09:02):
I'm over here. I can't get there.
I see it's my doctor. He's calling.
I'm like, well it's calling to tell me I'm fine, right?
Was it a good day? Like you had good shots already?
Was your 4th there? Yeah.
So even even better day was being it was.
An even better day. Try to complete the picture
here. Right.
Even better. So, so I don't get to my phone
(09:24):
in time. So then I see there's a message.
So I listen to the message and the message is my doctor
personally calling me. Because normally it's the the
secretary, but it's my doctor personally calling me.
He says call me back as soon as you can.
I'm like. Oh no.
And I goes, yeah, he goes, you know what?
He says. You've got a little pneumonia on
(09:44):
the right hand side, right therewhere it hurt.
Right where? You had the cake, so you knew.
You have a little trace of pneumonia there.
And I said, oh, So what do I do?He said, well, get that
prescription filled, which I did.
And he, he goes, take it. If you have any issues, let me
know if we need to give you something stronger.
I'm like, OK, I said, well, I'm on the golf course.
(10:07):
He goes, yeah, you really are walking pneumonia.
And we had had this conversation.
There is no, there's no such thing as walking pneumonia.
Really. Really.
He said to me that day, he goes walking pneumonia is not a
thing. People make things up, so if you
look up. Right.
Because everybody around here like kids and walking.
(10:28):
Our neighbors were like, oh, people, we have walking
pneumonia. Like what?
Walking pneumonia like like you're pneumonia like.
It just doesn't. Take you out.
Exactly what it is for man. A trace I didn't have when I was
sick with you guys 5-6 years ago.
I had full on both of my lungs every I had.
A You were very bad back then. Yes, that was the first time you
(10:50):
had pneumonia. So let me explain what walking,
technically walking pneumonia isa little bit OK, Pneumonia,
that's what it essentially it's having pneumonia and not knowing
that you have pneumonia. Can you get rid of it on your
own? Apparently, according to Google,
(11:12):
yes. But you're better off getting,
you know, medication to get rid of it.
I had a very mild case, very mild case, Foreman, but enough.
And when if you left it, does that mean like a little bit of
pneumonia? If you don't treat it, will it
become full pneumonia? Yeah, could I?
Would I would I would argue because mine I was having some
(11:35):
pains, mine would have got worseprobably, probably.
But if you have walking. Pneumonia.
Walking pneumonia, which is not really a thing.
Like it's a tiny bit of pneumonia.
If you think you have that, you probably don't.
It's a chest cold. It's a chest cold, don't bother
(11:55):
your doctor. But if you're trying to be
dramatic about your chest cold, then it's, ah, it's walking
pneumonia. Yeah, I got.
A lot more. Go see the donkey if you want.
Can't get into Rachel's for a few days.
No, my doctor is you can't get in for two weeks minimum.
When can you get here? She said.
Right away I. Yeah, No, we can't.
They will not. They rarely make exception like
(12:17):
you can, although they do have awalking clinic at night that you
can go to. If you want no.
Which is the worst thing, yes. Avoid at all costs.
But it's only for patients. But it's all what you have to
line up and Oh my God, it's literal hell on earth.
Walk in clean out of that are not walk in clinics.
They're line up in weight clinics.
(12:38):
Stop calling them walk. In yes, it's.
Coughed on clinics just. Just book appointments so that
everybody knows when they can come and if they have an
appointment, if they can get in.Yeah, get whatever, but
everybody noticed. Family walk in clinics anywhere.
Book Appointments. Yeah, I came in with a Just
Gold, but I left with pneumonia.Yeah, exactly.
(12:58):
You would. This is due to underwhelming
demand with Dave, Rachel and Foreman.
This is the podcast that feels like a hot summer day.
(13:21):
Does it? Sweaty and very uncomfortable.
I mean, I'm. Feeling that right.
I'm feeling that right now. I'm feeling that right now.
Having you desperate for relief.That's right.
But but but Foreman. I'm desperate to be rid of the
birds living at my home. Very good, that is almost handed
(13:43):
to you. The birds?
The birds what? What kind of what?
Kind of birds do you have there?Robins.
What is the season? Worst.
Kind, it's the season. We have, we have Cardinals, the
Cardinals. The male Cardinal looks great.
Yeah, with the, he was so brightred in the field.
(14:03):
Yeah, that's him. The Cardinal he used to play.
That's the only reason I know that.
Oh. My God, name that.
Bird, that bird. Can you do a?
Robin, Can you do a Robin for me?
I. Don't know what Robin sound
like. Oh my God.
Oh, stay away from your nest, lady.
Leave me alone. That's my life right now.
(14:23):
That happened to me before, yeah.
This is constant and Ashley already has this years long
thing with birds where she's shedoesn't get along with any bird,
no. When you say she doesn't, she
doesn't get along, what does that mean?
She doesn't want to be around them.
And they don't. There's something about with
(14:44):
birds against her too. But who's ever heard of someone
hitting a bird with their car? Because Yep, Ashley has several
times just driving. I've had a couple of birds.
Yes, I've hit a bird once or twice, Yeah.
Wow, Yeah, it happens. It happens.
They. Hit me really.
I mean like. Yeah, it's more of a well, I'm
(15:04):
not trying to hit them. They sort of.
Yeah, yeah, you're already, you're already on your I.
Was trying to hit the. Bird bigger than them if.
You're trying to hit birds whiledriving.
You're don't do that. That's difficult.
I think, yeah, don't do that. But she's always the one that
and she'll hit a bird or if anyone's going to get chased by
a goose, it's her really. And she'll run and scream from
(15:28):
the house, which just makes it worse.
Hilarious. I love that.
Wow, there's. Nothing more entertaining than
someone who's frightened of birds, I find.
Yeah, because. Birds.
Really, birds are really frightened of us.
They don't want really any part of us.
Geese are geese are a different sort of they are a bird and
they're a different animal. Yes, you know they're they're
(15:49):
going to protect usually if a ifa goose gets upset.
Themselves, I think they're justgonna it's.
Because you're, you're, you're bothering, you know, Yeah.
But it's when they have the babies in the spring that
they're, they're just pissing and snapping and twisting their
necks around and they're. Going around the golf course,
they don't like 9 irons. I'll just tell you.
(16:09):
They don't. Hey, no they don't ore balls.
I did a lot of ore balls. I'm only kidding, I've never
touched inferred with A9 iron. It's just a joke.
I think it would just be nice toknow you have a weapon in your
hand in case it in case. It comes at you, yeah.
I would. I would only use it to protect
myself. That's right.
That's right. Just I.
Used to do a stroller boot camp at Spring Bank Park for like a
(16:31):
whole year and and the the geesenever really bothered us.
There was a lot of them walking around, Yeah.
Well if they don't have any babies then they will just leave
you. Alone.
If there's no babies around, they're fine.
There's. Some babies in the spring,
obviously, but. So you have a bird they'll
foreman that must have a a baby.Around they have a they she
built a nest on. Normally I'm pretty good about
(16:52):
it if I see one started get Nope, get out of here.
You're getting hosed down and put in the garbage before
there's eggs. Right.
Yeah. But this year, I did not see one
in the back corner of her house.She built it on top of the vent
from the hood vent over your stove.
Oh, has a little metal vent thatgoes outside, and she built it
(17:14):
on top. Oh, wow.
So it's not blocking the air flow from actually using the
vent. But it's a nice little platform
for her to put a Robin's nest ontop of it.
Yeah. Yeah.
Right. And you can't get at it.
It's pretty high. I need a ladder, yeah, and if I
go anywhere near it, she will attack.
Like how close? Like you just walk under it.
(17:34):
This is on the backside corner of her house.
And then on the main back part is like our deck goes right to
that corner, and that's where the BBQ is.
The hot tub's there. Yeah.
If you glance in that direction,she's on you.
You should. She'll be on top of the fence,
in the grass, all always watching.
(17:55):
Is it the female? Or the male that's.
Happy. Yeah, the dad's on the fence.
Yeah, the. Male.
Well I think it's the mom because eggs have attached.
You can see 2 little heads if she's far enough away that you
can look over. Right, okay, yeah, well then
you're on the down, down like it's almost over.
It's almost over because she's, yeah, she's always.
(18:15):
Out collecting worms and you seeher with worms and she's on the
top of the fence and she's goingback and forth.
Yep. Yeah, and she'll just dive bomb
your head. Yes.
When we lived in our old house, we had a, we would go out the
door and there was a light thereon the porch, right?
So the, there was a nest there on the light, right behind the
light. They built it on the light.
Basically I had that happen one time too.
And we couldn't use the door. We couldn't go in and out that
(18:37):
door. We had to go out the garage.
You gotta get them. Out as soon as you'd get you go
out the door. They were dive but and both of
them, the mom and the dad would dive bomb our heads.
It was scary. I thought it was gonna use it.
First time I was. That happened at a house I was
at too. And I saw the nest up there and
I went, oh, isn't that cool? It's not cool.
It's not. Fun.
(18:58):
Because the other thing is there's a window right here
beside me. And this window, well, is right
under where she is, and it's just full of shit.
It's all shit in there. It's so gross.
Yeah. Fill it with some grass.
They don't tend to hold that in.No, it just goes wherever.
Just be right under the nest, yeah?
(19:19):
But you can't. Well, hopefully the babies are
gone in a couple weeks and then they.
Better because it's been a couple weeks now of this and you
can't even go near it. Ashley's little scream and like
she'll dunk her head in the hot tub almost because the mom's
around. And then I had to go.
There's grass over here too, so at some point I got to get in
there and cut it right. So there.
(19:40):
All mores. Coming through with the push
mower in one. Hand the noise maybe?
And the whipper sniper above my head in the other hand.
Oh. My gosh.
Pushing the lawnmower whipper sniper in the air looking
looking for shadows waiting for you.
Wow. Oh my gosh.
So funny. She didn't get me though.
(20:01):
But no, that would have been a sight.
I don't think so. Get you?
She just wants to scare you away.
But you might have to move your BBQ to the other side of the
deck for now. She's getting on you, Rachel.
It's not. She's just scaring you away.
I. Don't think she's the land on
you. I think it's so terrible animal
instinct to act like this when you have babies there because
you're basically telling all animals, all people, all
(20:23):
potential predators, hey, there's babies in there
unattended. If you just shut up, lady, then
I wouldn't even know the desk was there.
Well, that's. True, yeah.
Good point. Yeah, they're.
Not smarter than us. Raise that at the next bird
meeting that you attend. How about you do that?
The community town hall. Sorry, it's so hard.
(21:00):
Sorry. Pneumonia must be gone.
Yeah, it's gone. It is gone.
It's actually, it's funny that, you know, you're you're trying
to give the birds. Hey.
Hey birds. Parenting.
Tips. Hey, maybe you don't make such a
ruckus other people might stop. Telling us there's an unattended
baby over here. You need to go to the next.
(21:22):
Meeting just prime for being kidnapped.
You like to go she. Should know better.
(21:50):
This is due to underwhelming demand, The podcast.
That's like dipping your toe in the water at Port Stanley this
time of year. Cold and uninviting.
But but it it does get better. So yeah, it'll get better.
That's a good beach. Yeah, hang in there, hang in
there. Little, nipply little.
Nipply. Is that what that's what they
would say? Sure.
(22:11):
OK. And if it's too cold, try out
the Port Stanley Brewing Company.
Oh, I intend to go there. Hoping for a sponsorship?
Well, don't shit on them and maybe they.
Will they're? Fantastic.
Why would we do that? Okay, well, they're not the keg,
Rachel. Okay, I am going to the keg this
weekend for Father's Day. Is that a God?
(22:33):
I hope it's not a gift. Of course it is.
You'll know is we have the way. No.
Wow. Happy Father's Day, Dad.
We're going to the keg. We're going somewhere we we're
not sure you like, but we don't know what you like, so we're
going. I don't know anything about you,
so let's go to the keg. Let's go to the.
This was a request by the dad that's being taken, so not
(22:57):
lying. I don't know what dad does that,
but OK, whatever. That's.
That's whole other world the problem.
Is a whole other world. So this segment is not for kids,
This is not for kids. Which segment?
That we do is for kids. I don't know if some kids might
listen, but this one is not OK. I don't every kid you just
turned saved. It to the end.
(23:18):
Yeah, every kid loves pneumonia.Old days pneumonia.
Foreman's Birds. And Foreman talking about his
birds. Right.
Yeah, OK, so this one's not for kids because I recently went to
a sex toy party here. We go, okay, well, we knew.
You put up the swing. Okay, all right.
(23:38):
So put up the swing. No, I saw a real sex swing there
and it looks very different. Very a sex toy party.
Yeah, at a friend's house in theneighborhood.
How do you get invited to that? Where does that come?
Is it come? Is that an e-mail or?
No, it was a text. Actually, it was a text message
(23:59):
text. It was a bunch of girls, a bunch
of us girls, moms in the in the in the neighborhood celebrating
somebody's 40th birthday. And as I'm at this party,
several people said to me, are you going to be talking about
this on the podcast? I said, I yes, I fucking am.
Absolutely. So watch what you do.
(24:19):
And they did. There wasn't any.
There wasn't a lot of any scandalous things.
There's lots of jokes and thingslike that.
Who hosted the can? I don't want to.
I don't. I don't need names or.
Anything. Should I make up a name?
I don't know the the host I'll say it's a host.
It was a girl who hosted for her40th birthday and all the invite
said was come help me celebrate drinks, dips and Dicks.
(24:45):
And I said I wasn't sure. We were all like, alright,
picked this sounds like a fun girls night.
You know, it kind of sounds likea Bachelorette party.
That pretty much says what it is, Rachel.
I don't think there was any question.
There Well, I had a couple because the as we're getting
ready to go, I texted I'm like, is this like a a buying things
party or is this just like a like a penis themed party?
(25:09):
Sitting around looking at Dicks.Right.
And she's like, Oh no, it's likeyou can buy things if you want.
Like it's. Are we looking at Dicks?
Are we holding on to Dicks? Yeah, that's.
Right are we? Playing.
With there's drinks, there's dips and there's and there's
Dicks. Dicks.
That's all I really knew. OK, So I thought OK God I hope
(25:31):
my parents are listening right now.
I don't think I will turn that party for him and I don't know
about you. If you got that, you would you
go. No, well, I don't know unless
they're likes. Drinks and dips I'm into but I
don't know if I need to. Are.
Did they invite people like us who needed to bring I?
No. I don't think so.
It was all women. Good.
It was all women and. Surprise, surprise, yeah.
(25:54):
It was always so I said, is thislike a buying things like or
purchasing things or like what is this part?
Or is this just like a kind of aBachelorette?
I don't theme type party right like she said.
Says drinks. Drinks, dips and Dicks.
And Dicks. Why are you asking questions
after that? Well, I wasn't sure you're.
A big question. Were you the only one who asked
(26:16):
questions? Because I feel like you were.
Only I think I was the only one.I feel like you would she.
Says help me celebrate the Big 40 was another.
So I thought, OK, so this is notit's not for kids, obviously.
So we didn't really. We obviously didn't tell her
party. Or this segment, once again, I'm
confused. OK.
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All right. Sure.
So she says yes, it's a buying things party now.
There used to be thing a party called, I can't remember what's
called. Oh, Fantasia parties.
That's what they used to be called.
Now they're called Pure Romance Parties and it's basically sex
toys. That's basically all it is.
Your friend. Someone comes and they present
(26:58):
all these sex toys to you and you can purchase them if you
like. So your friend was using her
birthday as an excuse to. Sell.
To sell her friends and neighbors on her multi level
marketing scheme well, she. Wasn't the one doing it.
She wasn't the one selling it. Somebody.
Came. She was getting.
Cut. She was taking a little so.
(27:19):
The host gets. A little A.
Portion of the sale sure to purchase their own.
Base Oh, I see. Alright.
Yeah. So I oh, so you don't get any
cash back, but you get to you. Get like a you get money, you
get portion of the sales that you.
Can buy something in the catalogthat sure suits your.
Suits your fancy. What?
(27:39):
What would you say? If you were to put a a shape on
the structure of this sales situation, would it?
Would it be a pyramid shaped? Maybe.
Kind of a triangle, probably. Yeah.
Yeah, I would say right. Got it.
How big? How big was the Tri anyway?
So and then when you purchase you can go to a separate room
(28:02):
and they have it all private so you can purchase your own thing.
But the. First thing.
Yeah, not everybody knows, but not everybody was purchasing
things. Wait a second, you don't?
If you want to buy something, you go into a separate.
Go into the champagne room. Does that work?
Well, the lady that's selling, yeah will like present all the
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products. Right.
And then she goes to a separate room and then you take turns
going in the room and telling her what you want to buy and
ordering it. Oh, because you don't want your
friends to know what you're buying?
Yeah, you don't want your friends to know which adult toy
that you've purchased, right? OK.
She doesn't have them in a box in there that she just hands to
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you. No, I think she orders them.
I see. But she had all the she, the
ones she showed us were passed around and everybody got to have
a good look at them. So Floor.
Models. The floor models, yeah.
When you say look at them, you mean feel?
Yeah, turn. Them on.
Yeah, I'm yeah, OK. Yeah, sure.
(29:06):
All right. Yeah.
So not everybody bought everything.
I actually, I actually didn't buy anything to be honest with.
You go in and see the lady in the separate room.
I didn't no and the 1st. You didn't require anything, no.
No, I did. You see anything that you.
Did so boring to tell you? Did you see anything that
intrigued you? There were several things that
we were all like, what's this cactus looking thing?
(29:32):
I would be intrigued by that myself.
It is in the shape of a cactus and it's painted.
Not painted, but it's, you know,colored like a cactus.
Well, I think I know what it's used for, but unless it's got
pricklies on it. It didn't have pricklies, no.
Then I know what it's used. I pretty I have a pretty good
idea what it's used for. Yeah, unless you want to.
They did. I need I if you have questions
(29:55):
about that, Rachel. I'm surprised, but I no.
We're looking through the cattleshe that actually wasn't one
that she showed us. I see.
So we were all. That intrigued you, and you
were. And you were like, hey.
Yeah, the swing. She did have a swing there and
showed us how it worked. How does it work?
Well, it's. You can use it various ways.
(30:17):
Turns out so. How does she show that?
With clothes on. With clothes on.
Right. But I asked if she was doing it
naked, why would she do she? Fixed it to a door, the door
frame and then you can use it various different ways.
I guess so. That's.
(30:37):
It looks very different from theswing we have in our basement,
the silk, the silk that the children play with, that they
play with. Yeah.
So anyway, so I arrive at the party and and there's of course
all the penis themed things. So I've somebody gets me a penis
straw. Of course, I've got a straw for
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my drink in the shape of a Dick and there's and we brought a
gift for our friend because we knew my my next door neighbor
and I knew that it was her birthday.
So I found on Amazon charcuterieboard in the shape of a deck.
So we bought that and then put meats and cheeses on it.
(31:19):
Well, that's good. Yeah, right now, lots of
sausages you're putting. Meat we did have.
Meat. Meat.
Cheeses on the Dick shape. We had pepperoni sticks and
olives on there, some cheese so and then that was her gift,
which she'll never use. Somebody else gave her.
Oh, she got a lot of penis themed gifts, which she'll
(31:43):
never. What are you going to do?
Somebody gave her. Some garage sale next year.
Yeah, you would think, yeah, youhave your garage sale there in
your small town. Let us know next year because.
Yeah, I will. I feel like there's going to be
a lot of interesting things. Dick board for 2 bucks.
Dick board. Yeah, and she got a Dick
decanter for her wine. Mm.
(32:06):
Hmm. It's just you don't have to call
it a Dick decanter. It's just a Dick canter, Dick, a
Dick canter. Yeah, but it's literally the
shame. We were all like, what is that?
Because it's literally a hollowed out glass.
Everything that just sits upright on the table like this.
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You live on the edge, Rachel. I I do not.
I mean Foreman I, I think. It just confirms all the rumors
there's ever been about that town.
I think so too. That's that's a reason.
We had a good time and I saw thehusband.
I saw her husband at the park the day before.
And I said I'm, I'm coming to your house tomorrow.
(32:51):
He's like, yeah, I know. And I said, are you going to be
there? He's like, Nope.
I don't think. No, I'm not.
It would be wise get out. I will not be there at all.
I'd like to ask him now about all his Dick themed items in his
house. Yeah, yeah, I.
Think it all had to get put awaythat night?
Forever. This is due to underwhelming
(33:29):
demand. We are Dave, Rachel, and
Foreman. If you guys will acknowledge me
for just one second, I'm going to read something here quickly.
So I say from me to you, I will make your dreams come true.
Do you love me? Do you, surfer girl?
(33:49):
Aw, that is apparently Foreman. Apparently, although it's been
disputed. The first song ever written by
Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys Surfer Girl.
Some people dispute that he may have written a few songs before
that first song he ever wrote onhis own.
I was heartbroken earlier today when I found out that he had
(34:11):
passed away. The the founder leader of The
Beach Boys. In case you don't know who Brian
Wilson was, he only wanted to beremembered as a good songwriter.
Someone once asked him, what do you want to be remembered for?
Well, I think I was a pretty good songwriter.
(34:31):
Great. Yeah.
Yep. Yep.
It's true. Yep, we were my friend.
My best friend and I were obsessed with The Beach Boys in
like element late elementary school.
Oh, good for you. We would listen to every single
album like all year. We were obsessed with them for
like so long. Well, she was.
And then of course, because she was my best friend, I was I was
(34:54):
by default, so. Yeah, well.
Yeah, I was. I remember my I had some 40
fives from my parents of Beach Boys and Jan and Dean.
Yeah. Well, he was.
All that. Basically he was he was involved
in a lot of the Jan and Dean stuff.
Anyway, he helped to Co write some of that stuff and all that.
Like Brian Wilson was created. He and the group that he with
(35:17):
his brothers and his cousin created a sound that we are
still still resonates to this day.
So. And he was the main motivation
for The Beatles to be bigger andbetter.
Yeah, God Only Knows, which is on Pet Sounds Great album if
you've never heard it. God Only Knows is Paul
McCartney's absolute favorite song.
(35:42):
He cries every time he hears it.Brian Wilson actually was born
almost on the first day of summer, which is absolutely
amazing because he's so connected to summer.
Anyway, I'm, I'm done. I needed to, you know, it's a
big part of my life. You needed to.
I wasn't sure what you were going to say when you said if
(36:03):
you'll acknowledge. No big part of.
Acknowledging you. And then I was like, OK, this is
thank you. Very much for letting me do
that. Listen this little podcast.
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You'll find us there. Go to that website.
Find a way to sponsor us becausewe could always use sponsors.
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(36:46):
Yes, you can. Like another Dave, Dave with the
Lions Club in Lambeth. Wow, All right.
Did the other day. I was really glad to hear that
you would landed on one O 4 because we were a a real fan of
yours when you're with the Dave and Rachel show.
Oh. Thank you.
(37:07):
Yeah, especially when you call about the caller #7 every day.
I started. I've been doing that here still.
Was every so good good? That's funny.
Yeah, well, and we actually, Dave, Rachel and I still do a
podcast together now too. Oh, is that right?
Oh good. Yeah, yeah.
(37:27):
If you look up due to underwhelming demand, you will
find us. Oh, OK, I'll I'll mention that
to my daughter because she was areal fan, so.
What episode is this? No.
Yeah. 129 So when you get to this episode.
Get on it. Give.
Format a call back and let him know you heard it.
(37:48):
Yes. Thank you, Dave.
Thank you. That's so nice.
That's nice. Yeah, I know we hear a lot from
the same people, but we we loved.
And I know not everybody is comfortable, you know, writing
or calling or leaving a comment or that.
But it does mean a lot to us to know that you're there and
listening and you enjoy it and, you know, we're on the right
track doing stuff. So it's a lot.
(38:10):
Better than the message I got a week ago.
Yeah, Also at the radio station.There's one of those two.
Yeah, just simply your new afternoon guy's the worst.
That's me that would make that would make my day for me.
Yeah, I got a reaction. You got to embrace.
(38:30):
That. Yeah, yeah.
Well, he's listening and he hears it.
He's. Listening enough.
Good. He must be doing my job.
Yeah, David, we have a message. And not as a voicemail, but in
typed form from Scotty in Halifax, No.
OK. Yeah.
Or Scotty. Yeah, Yeah, he does.
Does he? I know he.
(38:52):
Says I I think while Dave is trying to get the annoying 4th
to leave his golf group with early tee times, she is trying
to get him to quit by sending balls at his head and parking
her cart in the way. Maybe.
Think so. And talking constantly?
Yeah, it might be. She's trying to get rid of you.
Exactly what do I know? So has she been back or what's
(39:15):
going on, 'cause she wasn't there when you were sick?
Well, I wasn't there. She was there, but I wasn't.
But. I see.
I played with her twice this week.
It's been OK, It's been fine. OK.
So it's better. She had a did.
Anyone talk to her or no? You know, she's still there was
at one point, I think she left before she was off to the to the
(39:39):
next tee before I'd even put it.What the hell?
It's just no, she's just nothingto.
Wait for your group. She's fine.
OK, We're all good. I mean, I don't pay attention a
lot, but even I know that. So nobody's really talked to her
and no one wants to have to havea conversation, so you're just
living with it. I'm stuck with it.
I'm having that conversation. Got it.
(40:00):
That's what's really happening. OK, well, we'd also have a
message from Ainsley, who sends us messages frequently.
So thank you, Ainsley saying Foreman, I can't believe you
just don't voluntarily cut your parents or in laws grass when
you go over and see it needs done, especially since they're
around the corner. Ouch, Ouch.
(40:24):
Called out. Foreman.
That is a theory, although it's always, always meticulous.
OK, so he's. I'm so.
Berries like Dave in that his lawn like I don't think Dave
would want anyone else taking care of him I.
Don't want anybody cutting my lawn, no.
Leave it alone. Yeah.
(40:45):
I've never gone over and saw that it needed to be done.
It's been it's. Been dead, it's.
Been. Dead.
Yeah, I do not want forming anywhere near my grass.
No ever. And I don't want to do it
either. So it's not happening.
No. Win, Win.
Yeah. Although I'd like to see Rachel
(41:05):
give no, never never. Mind.
Absolutely. Never.
Mind never I would butcher your grass.
You would fucking hate it. Yeah, but that would be on
purpose, which is fine. Fine for me.
OK, I have a message from Lindsay Devoe who does write to.
US. Quite a bit, which we love.
Thank you, Lindsay. She's out in Halifax and she
says, I just finished listening to episode 127 a couple episodes
(41:29):
ago where I threw in there that Halifax International Fleet
Wheat Fleet Week is coming up ina couple of weeks and Foreman is
correct. We'll have everything from
French sailors to German to American.
I'm not sure who is exactly all who is coming.
Also to answer your question, yes my husband is currently away
and will not be home for Fleet Week.
(41:51):
My Fleet Week will be two weeks later when my hubby gets home.
Very. Nice, I should have brought.
You to this. Party, Lindsay, before your
husband gets home. Can you Can you send her the
catalog? Yeah, I probably could.
(42:13):
Here we go. Hi.
What do you think that? What are your choices, Amy?
Was that a cardinal, a chickadee, or a Flamingo?
Sounds like my mother-in-law. Take a stab at it.
(42:39):
Would you like to? Would you like to hear it again?
Would that help? Let's hear it again.
Let's. I would.
I would. All right.
All right. What do you think, JJ?
Could even get through. What are the choices again?
A cardinal, a chickadee or a Flamingo?
Yeah, I'm thinking it's a Flamingo.
(43:01):
Oh, that it's. Not a Flamingo.
No, clearly. It's a chickadee.
What did you say? Say it again.
It's a chickadee. That's right.
Correct. Yay the.
One is correct. One right.
One right. All right, here we go.
Bird number 2. Are you ready?
I'm ready. OK, here we go all.
(43:28):
Right. What are the choices again?
OK, Amy, is that a Cardinal or aFlamingo?
Would you like to hear it again?I don't blame you again.
Yeah, I love. To hear it again, you better
hear it again. OK, it's a cardinal.
(43:50):
A Cardinal. Cardinal is correct.
Good. For you.
You've won your fries. You have already won, but we're
going to play you the last call just.
Just can't. Wait, I know.
Here we go. See if you know what this bird
is. Any idea what that might be?
(44:11):
OK, that's definitely my mother-in-law, no doubt.
Foreman, did you rodeo this weekend?
Because I feel like it looked. Did you rodeo it?
Sure looked like I did. Yeah, tried on all the guys
stuff. So where was this rodeo?
What was this? It comes to the arena every
year. It's a tour.
It's a professional bull rider like the.
PBO. PBR Tour.
OK. And then they put it on TV.
Oh, it's on TV. Yeah, yeah.
(00:20):
They set up a new. They're like we're testing it
for like VIPs this year. But if it goes well, we'll bring
it. You could buy tickets.
They have like a ring in the middle of the ring that's like
sunken down with like seats and you can sit in the middle while
guys are getting bucked off around you.
No, thank you. I would like that.
That's too close. Awesome.
(00:42):
No, I would sit there and watch that.
Absolutely. Yeah.
What if you? Get hit by a guy falling off.
Well, it's in a cage, so it's just.
Oh, I see. And.
They're not gonna hit you. Oh, it's in a cage, OK.
They bounce off of you. It's fine.
It's like being in a shark cage.Yes, it is.
And going down and the rodeo guys are.
Interesting. Yeah.
The Bulls are kicking, balls areflying, Yeah, I think.
(01:06):
That was flying. I mean I would say in my
uneducated opinion that we are dressed similarly.
How would you rank my get up here on a scale from Ripped to
Jimmy? Where am I?
I'd say you could probably put on all this stuff and you'd look
like you'd be in the bull riding.
Let's do it. This is due to underwhelming
(01:31):
demand. We are Dave, Rachel, Inform and
this is the podcast that is powered by the Sun, so it should
come as no surprise we are recording at night.
Yes, yeah, really getting to me because it's a nice summer day
out there. Yeah, not anymore.
Lung God. Lung God, this is your companion
(01:52):
to. The summer day.
Come on. Sure.
Yeah. And yeah, coming up, coming up
on the podcast, Rachel is a sex toy expert, Foreman versus
versus the birds. And Dave gets pneumonia again,
because that's exciting. And this excitement is, Yeah,
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Yeah, she could do glitter tattoos.
Not where I was thinking, but OK, OK.
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Yeah, sure. You're going to be a Canadian
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Yeah, she does it all. And when I say face painting,
(03:19):
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(04:00):
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So I want to good segue. Yeah, well, I'm not done yet.
Hey, not even done. I haven't even started I.
Haven't even. Started.
Because I just stopped talking. I'm like your turn.
(04:21):
Yeah, I'm done. Exactly.
I'm done. Your turn.
You guys all just stop there's. Two of you to figure out who can
jump in now. Somebody has to catch the ball
for him, and you understand whatI mean?
Yes, like. The But you often enjoy punting
the ball and see what happened, so here it is.
It's coming for you. It hit in the.
Face I I have the ball. You guys gave me the ball and
(04:42):
I'm here to apologize openly to the two of you for last week's
podcast because I'm pretty sure and I don't know, I haven't seen
it, I haven't listened to it. I may at some point, I don't
know, but I had a as you guys are both aware, you do you, you
(05:05):
guys do all of the work on this.I do literally nothing.
And last week I had an episode in which I was trying to control
a cough with a little bit of water.
And you guys can see me where, you know, we have the, we have
the video going. And I believe Rachel, you were
(05:26):
talking, you were doing a, it was very entertaining about
playing golf and all that stuff.And I had something I wanted to
say, but I felt a cough coming on.
So I took a little sip of water and then choked.
I mean, literally, I, I was, I coughed for 15 minutes straight.
You guys thought I was dead. You were worried.
(05:48):
Well, at first I thought you were really laughing hard at my
jokes and I was impressed with myself.
None of it. And.
Then I realized, no, I think that's going on a little too
long. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, is he still alive? I cut all of that out so you
don't hear that. I knew you.
Did you the the listener or viewer would not see?
(06:09):
Guys, I know you did. I, I, I begged you not to
include a lot because and then afterwards I think I did
headlines and I was struggling to get through the headlines.
And if you notice that when you listen to the podcast, I will
explain why now, because somehowI got pneumonia again.
How do I get pneumonia again? And in June?
(06:33):
Yeah, in June of all time. What the heck?
I don't think it's. Become an annual event.
No, it's not annual. I don't want it so long.
I, I, I don't want to prolong this.
Before we did the podcast, I hada fever.
It came out of nowhere. It knocked me on my bum.
And then the next thing I know, I felt good again.
(06:53):
Then I'm up. I'm doing everything.
Everything's fine. I go to bed that night, I wake
up the next day, I'm down, down for the count again.
I can't like one day I got up and went back to bed.
That's that's all I did. It was a fever.
That's a fever. Nothing more than I had the
episode with you guys like like so I went to bed that night.
(07:14):
My chest is killing me. I'm like and it all because I
choked on a little bit of water was stupid.
So I said something to my wife in the morning and I drop her
off and she sends me a text and says maybe you have pneumonia.
How the hell would I have pneumonia?
Like what? Well, you have a, you know, like
(07:34):
this and this and this. She's got a few things listed.
And I went, OK, I'm calling the doctor and I don't like to
bother the doctor if I'm, you know, like it's a fever.
Big deal. I don't like to go and waste
anybody's time, right? So I called the doctor's office.
The lady says, oh, what do you why do you need to come in?
I said, well, I might have pneumonia.
Oh dear. Well, can you be here by 10:15?
(07:57):
I'm saying, Oh yes, I can be there.
So I get. In your doctor's office can get
you in that quickly. He's a good guy.
I like. Mine is like booked for a month
up ahead. It's ridiculous.
I. Got in that day.
So I get in. Then he finally says I don't
think you have pneumonia. I don't hear anything.
I said, well what's wrong with me?
He said, well I've had three people in today.
(08:18):
It's a virus. It's just a virus.
What? He said I'll send you for an
X-ray. Go for an X-ray and I'll give
you a prescription, but don't fill it unless you hear from me.
I'm like, OK, so I go down. Very nice lady who remembers
this from the radio. Guys go in, I do my X-ray, get
up there, I do my X-ray. I go home and I think to myself,
(08:39):
I just have a virus. I'm fine, right?
I'm fine. Yeah, I feel fine.
There's nothing. Rest of the day, I feel fine.
I get up the next day, I'm going.
I'm gonna go play golf. I'm going.
I'm done. I feel good.
I get out to the golf course. We're out there.
I hit my first tee shot. I bang it straight out there.
I'm pretty pleased with myself. There you go.
And I walk out. I'm helping a guy look for his
ball and my phone's ringing. It's in my golf cart.
(09:02):
I'm over here. I can't get there.
I see it's my doctor. He's calling.
I'm like, well it's calling to tell me I'm fine, right?
Was it a good day? Like you had good shots already?
Was your 4th there? Yeah.
So even even better day was being it was.
An even better day. Try to complete the picture
here. Right.
Even better. So, so I don't get to my phone
(09:24):
in time. So then I see there's a message.
So I listen to the message and the message is my doctor
personally calling me. Because normally it's the the
secretary, but it's my doctor personally calling me.
He says call me back as soon as you can.
I'm like. Oh no.
And I goes, yeah, he goes, you know what?
He says. You've got a little pneumonia on
(09:44):
the right hand side, right therewhere it hurt.
Right where? You had the cake, so you knew.
You have a little trace of pneumonia there.
And I said, oh, So what do I do?He said, well, get that
prescription filled, which I did.
And he, he goes, take it. If you have any issues, let me
know if we need to give you something stronger.
I'm like, OK, I said, well, I'm on the golf course.
(10:07):
He goes, yeah, you really are walking pneumonia.
And we had had this conversation.
There is no, there's no such thing as walking pneumonia.
Really. Really.
He said to me that day, he goes walking pneumonia is not a
thing. People make things up, so if you
look up. Right.
Because everybody around here like kids and walking.
(10:28):
Our neighbors were like, oh, people, we have walking
pneumonia. Like what?
Walking pneumonia like like you're pneumonia like.
It just doesn't. Take you out.
Exactly what it is for man. A trace I didn't have when I was
sick with you guys 5-6 years ago.
I had full on both of my lungs every I had.
A You were very bad back then. Yes, that was the first time you
(10:50):
had pneumonia. So let me explain what walking,
technically walking pneumonia isa little bit OK, Pneumonia,
that's what it essentially it's having pneumonia and not knowing
that you have pneumonia. Can you get rid of it on your
own? Apparently, according to Google,
(11:12):
yes. But you're better off getting,
you know, medication to get rid of it.
I had a very mild case, very mild case, Foreman, but enough.
And when if you left it, does that mean like a little bit of
pneumonia? If you don't treat it, will it
become full pneumonia? Yeah, could I?
Would I would I would argue because mine I was having some
(11:35):
pains, mine would have got worseprobably, probably.
But if you have walking. Pneumonia.
Walking pneumonia, which is not really a thing.
Like it's a tiny bit of pneumonia.
If you think you have that, you probably don't.
It's a chest cold. It's a chest cold, don't bother
(11:55):
your doctor. But if you're trying to be
dramatic about your chest cold, then it's, ah, it's walking
pneumonia. Yeah, I got.
A lot more. Go see the donkey if you want.
Can't get into Rachel's for a few days.
No, my doctor is you can't get in for two weeks minimum.
When can you get here? She said.
Right away I. Yeah, No, we can't.
They will not. They rarely make exception like
(12:17):
you can, although they do have awalking clinic at night that you
can go to. If you want no.
Which is the worst thing, yes. Avoid at all costs.
But it's only for patients. But it's all what you have to
line up and Oh my God, it's literal hell on earth.
Walk in clean out of that are not walk in clinics.
They're line up in weight clinics.
(12:38):
Stop calling them walk. In yes, it's.
Coughed on clinics just. Just book appointments so that
everybody knows when they can come and if they have an
appointment, if they can get in.Yeah, get whatever, but
everybody noticed. Family walk in clinics anywhere.
Book Appointments. Yeah, I came in with a Just
Gold, but I left with pneumonia.Yeah, exactly.
(12:58):
You would. This is due to underwhelming
demand with Dave, Rachel and Foreman.
This is the podcast that feels like a hot summer day.
(13:21):
Does it? Sweaty and very uncomfortable.
I mean, I'm. Feeling that right.
I'm feeling that right now. I'm feeling that right now.
Having you desperate for relief.That's right.
But but but Foreman. I'm desperate to be rid of the
birds living at my home. Very good, that is almost handed
(13:43):
to you. The birds?
The birds what? What kind of what?
Kind of birds do you have there?Robins.
What is the season? Worst.
Kind, it's the season. We have, we have Cardinals, the
Cardinals. The male Cardinal looks great.
Yeah, with the, he was so brightred in the field.
(14:03):
Yeah, that's him. The Cardinal he used to play.
That's the only reason I know that.
Oh. My God, name that.
Bird, that bird. Can you do a?
Robin, Can you do a Robin for me?
I. Don't know what Robin sound
like. Oh my God.
Oh, stay away from your nest, lady.
Leave me alone. That's my life right now.
(14:23):
That happened to me before, yeah.
This is constant and Ashley already has this years long
thing with birds where she's shedoesn't get along with any bird,
no. When you say she doesn't, she
doesn't get along, what does that mean?
She doesn't want to be around them.
And they don't. There's something about with
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birds against her too. But who's ever heard of someone
hitting a bird with their car? Because Yep, Ashley has several
times just driving. I've had a couple of birds.
Yes, I've hit a bird once or twice, Yeah.
Wow, Yeah, it happens. It happens.
They. Hit me really.
I mean like. Yeah, it's more of a well, I'm
(15:04):
not trying to hit them. They sort of.
Yeah, yeah, you're already, you're already on your I.
Was trying to hit the. Bird bigger than them if.
You're trying to hit birds whiledriving.
You're don't do that. That's difficult.
I think, yeah, don't do that. But she's always the one that
and she'll hit a bird or if anyone's going to get chased by
a goose, it's her really. And she'll run and scream from
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the house, which just makes it worse.
Hilarious. I love that.
Wow, there's. Nothing more entertaining than
someone who's frightened of birds, I find.
Yeah, because. Birds.
Really, birds are really frightened of us.
They don't want really any part of us.
Geese are geese are a different sort of they are a bird and
they're a different animal. Yes, you know they're they're
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going to protect usually if a ifa goose gets upset.
Themselves, I think they're justgonna it's.
Because you're, you're, you're bothering, you know, Yeah.
But it's when they have the babies in the spring that
they're, they're just pissing and snapping and twisting their
necks around and they're. Going around the golf course,
they don't like 9 irons. I'll just tell you.
(16:09):
They don't. Hey, no they don't ore balls.
I did a lot of ore balls. I'm only kidding, I've never
touched inferred with A9 iron. It's just a joke.
I think it would just be nice toknow you have a weapon in your
hand in case it in case. It comes at you, yeah.
I would. I would only use it to protect
myself. That's right.
That's right. Just I.
Used to do a stroller boot camp at Spring Bank Park for like a
(16:31):
whole year and and the the geesenever really bothered us.
There was a lot of them walking around, Yeah.
Well if they don't have any babies then they will just leave
you. Alone.
If there's no babies around, they're fine.
There's. Some babies in the spring,
obviously, but. So you have a bird they'll
foreman that must have a a baby.Around they have a they she
built a nest on. Normally I'm pretty good about
(16:52):
it if I see one started get Nope, get out of here.
You're getting hosed down and put in the garbage before
there's eggs. Right.
Yeah. But this year, I did not see one
in the back corner of her house.She built it on top of the vent
from the hood vent over your stove.
Oh, has a little metal vent thatgoes outside, and she built it
(17:14):
on top. Oh, wow.
So it's not blocking the air flow from actually using the
vent. But it's a nice little platform
for her to put a Robin's nest ontop of it.
Yeah. Yeah.
Right. And you can't get at it.
It's pretty high. I need a ladder, yeah, and if I
go anywhere near it, she will attack.
Like how close? Like you just walk under it.
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This is on the backside corner of her house.
And then on the main back part is like our deck goes right to
that corner, and that's where the BBQ is.
The hot tub's there. Yeah.
If you glance in that direction,she's on you.
You should. She'll be on top of the fence,
in the grass, all always watching.
(17:55):
Is it the female? Or the male that's.
Happy. Yeah, the dad's on the fence.
Yeah, the. Male.
Well I think it's the mom because eggs have attached.
You can see 2 little heads if she's far enough away that you
can look over. Right, okay, yeah, well then
you're on the down, down like it's almost over.
It's almost over because she's, yeah, she's always.
(18:15):
Out collecting worms and you seeher with worms and she's on the
top of the fence and she's goingback and forth.
Yep. Yeah, and she'll just dive bomb
your head. Yes.
When we lived in our old house, we had a, we would go out the
door and there was a light thereon the porch, right?
So the, there was a nest there on the light, right behind the
light. They built it on the light.
Basically I had that happen one time too.
And we couldn't use the door. We couldn't go in and out that
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door. We had to go out the garage.
You gotta get them. Out as soon as you'd get you go
out the door. They were dive but and both of
them, the mom and the dad would dive bomb our heads.
It was scary. I thought it was gonna use it.
First time I was. That happened at a house I was
at too. And I saw the nest up there and
I went, oh, isn't that cool? It's not cool.
It's not. Fun.
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Because the other thing is there's a window right here
beside me. And this window, well, is right
under where she is, and it's just full of shit.
It's all shit in there. It's so gross.
Yeah. Fill it with some grass.
They don't tend to hold that in.No, it just goes wherever.
Just be right under the nest, yeah?
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But you can't. Well, hopefully the babies are
gone in a couple weeks and then they.
Better because it's been a couple weeks now of this and you
can't even go near it. Ashley's little scream and like
she'll dunk her head in the hot tub almost because the mom's
around. And then I had to go.
There's grass over here too, so at some point I got to get in
there and cut it right. So there.
(19:40):
All mores. Coming through with the push
mower in one. Hand the noise maybe?
And the whipper sniper above my head in the other hand.
Oh. My gosh.
Pushing the lawnmower whipper sniper in the air looking
looking for shadows waiting for you.
Wow. Oh my gosh.
So funny. She didn't get me though.
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But no, that would have been a sight.
I don't think so. Get you?
She just wants to scare you away.
But you might have to move your BBQ to the other side of the
deck for now. She's getting on you, Rachel.
It's not. She's just scaring you away.
I. Don't think she's the land on
you. I think it's so terrible animal
instinct to act like this when you have babies there because
you're basically telling all animals, all people, all
(20:23):
potential predators, hey, there's babies in there
unattended. If you just shut up, lady, then
I wouldn't even know the desk was there.
Well, that's. True, yeah.
Good point. Yeah, they're.
Not smarter than us. Raise that at the next bird
meeting that you attend. How about you do that?
The community town hall. Sorry, it's so hard.
(21:00):
Sorry. Pneumonia must be gone.
Yeah, it's gone. It is gone.
It's actually, it's funny that, you know, you're you're trying
to give the birds. Hey.
Hey birds. Parenting.
Tips. Hey, maybe you don't make such a
ruckus other people might stop. Telling us there's an unattended
baby over here. You need to go to the next.
(21:22):
Meeting just prime for being kidnapped.
You like to go she. Should know better.
(21:50):
This is due to underwhelming demand, The podcast.
That's like dipping your toe in the water at Port Stanley this
time of year. Cold and uninviting.
But but it it does get better. So yeah, it'll get better.
That's a good beach. Yeah, hang in there, hang in
there. Little, nipply little.
Nipply. Is that what that's what they
would say? Sure.
(22:11):
OK. And if it's too cold, try out
the Port Stanley Brewing Company.
Oh, I intend to go there. Hoping for a sponsorship?
Well, don't shit on them and maybe they.
Will they're? Fantastic.
Why would we do that? Okay, well, they're not the keg,
Rachel. Okay, I am going to the keg this
weekend for Father's Day. Is that a God?
(22:33):
I hope it's not a gift. Of course it is.
You'll know is we have the way. No.
Wow. Happy Father's Day, Dad.
We're going to the keg. We're going somewhere we we're
not sure you like, but we don't know what you like, so we're
going. I don't know anything about you,
so let's go to the keg. Let's go to the.
This was a request by the dad that's being taken, so not
(22:57):
lying. I don't know what dad does that,
but OK, whatever. That's.
That's whole other world the problem.
Is a whole other world. So this segment is not for kids,
This is not for kids. Which segment?
That we do is for kids. I don't know if some kids might
listen, but this one is not OK. I don't every kid you just
turned saved. It to the end.
(23:18):
Yeah, every kid loves pneumonia.Old days pneumonia.
Foreman's Birds. And Foreman talking about his
birds. Right.
Yeah, OK, so this one's not for kids because I recently went to
a sex toy party here. We go, okay, well, we knew.
You put up the swing. Okay, all right.
(23:38):
So put up the swing. No, I saw a real sex swing there
and it looks very different. Very a sex toy party.
Yeah, at a friend's house in theneighborhood.
How do you get invited to that? Where does that come?
Is it come? Is that an e-mail or?
No, it was a text. Actually, it was a text message
(23:59):
text. It was a bunch of girls, a bunch
of us girls, moms in the in the in the neighborhood celebrating
somebody's 40th birthday. And as I'm at this party,
several people said to me, are you going to be talking about
this on the podcast? I said, I yes, I fucking am.
Absolutely. So watch what you do.
(24:19):
And they did. There wasn't any.
There wasn't a lot of any scandalous things.
There's lots of jokes and thingslike that.
Who hosted the can? I don't want to.
I don't. I don't need names or.
Anything. Should I make up a name?
I don't know the the host I'll say it's a host.
It was a girl who hosted for her40th birthday and all the invite
said was come help me celebrate drinks, dips and Dicks.
(24:45):
And I said I wasn't sure. We were all like, alright,
picked this sounds like a fun girls night.
You know, it kind of sounds likea Bachelorette party.
That pretty much says what it is, Rachel.
I don't think there was any question.
There Well, I had a couple because the as we're getting
ready to go, I texted I'm like, is this like a a buying things
party or is this just like a like a penis themed party?
(25:09):
Sitting around looking at Dicks.Right.
And she's like, Oh no, it's likeyou can buy things if you want.
Like it's. Are we looking at Dicks?
Are we holding on to Dicks? Yeah, that's.
Right are we? Playing.
With there's drinks, there's dips and there's and there's
Dicks. Dicks.
That's all I really knew. OK, So I thought OK God I hope
(25:31):
my parents are listening right now.
I don't think I will turn that party for him and I don't know
about you. If you got that, you would you
go. No, well, I don't know unless
they're likes. Drinks and dips I'm into but I
don't know if I need to. Are.
Did they invite people like us who needed to bring I?
No. I don't think so.
It was all women. Good.
It was all women and. Surprise, surprise, yeah.
(25:54):
It was always so I said, is thislike a buying things like or
purchasing things or like what is this part?
Or is this just like a kind of aBachelorette?
I don't theme type party right like she said.
Says drinks. Drinks, dips and Dicks.
And Dicks. Why are you asking questions
after that? Well, I wasn't sure you're.
A big question. Were you the only one who asked
(26:16):
questions? Because I feel like you were.
Only I think I was the only one.I feel like you would she.
Says help me celebrate the Big 40 was another.
So I thought, OK, so this is notit's not for kids, obviously.
So we didn't really. We obviously didn't tell her
party. Or this segment, once again, I'm
confused. OK.
(26:36):
All right. Sure.
So she says yes, it's a buying things party now.
There used to be thing a party called, I can't remember what's
called. Oh, Fantasia parties.
That's what they used to be called.
Now they're called Pure Romance Parties and it's basically sex
toys. That's basically all it is.
Your friend. Someone comes and they present
(26:58):
all these sex toys to you and you can purchase them if you
like. So your friend was using her
birthday as an excuse to. Sell.
To sell her friends and neighbors on her multi level
marketing scheme well, she. Wasn't the one doing it.
She wasn't the one selling it. Somebody.
Came. She was getting.
Cut. She was taking a little so.
(27:19):
The host gets. A little A.
Portion of the sale sure to purchase their own.
Base Oh, I see. Alright.
Yeah. So I oh, so you don't get any
cash back, but you get to you. Get like a you get money, you
get portion of the sales that you.
Can buy something in the catalogthat sure suits your.
Suits your fancy. What?
(27:39):
What would you say? If you were to put a a shape on
the structure of this sales situation, would it?
Would it be a pyramid shaped? Maybe.
Kind of a triangle, probably. Yeah.
Yeah, I would say right. Got it.
How big? How big was the Tri anyway?
So and then when you purchase you can go to a separate room
(28:02):
and they have it all private so you can purchase your own thing.
But the. First thing.
Yeah, not everybody knows, but not everybody was purchasing
things. Wait a second, you don't?
If you want to buy something, you go into a separate.
Go into the champagne room. Does that work?
Well, the lady that's selling, yeah will like present all the
(28:24):
products. Right.
And then she goes to a separate room and then you take turns
going in the room and telling her what you want to buy and
ordering it. Oh, because you don't want your
friends to know what you're buying?
Yeah, you don't want your friends to know which adult toy
that you've purchased, right? OK.
She doesn't have them in a box in there that she just hands to
(28:45):
you. No, I think she orders them.
I see. But she had all the she, the
ones she showed us were passed around and everybody got to have
a good look at them. So Floor.
Models. The floor models, yeah.
When you say look at them, you mean feel?
Yeah, turn. Them on.
Yeah, I'm yeah, OK. Yeah, sure.
(29:06):
All right. Yeah.
So not everybody bought everything.
I actually, I actually didn't buy anything to be honest with.
You go in and see the lady in the separate room.
I didn't no and the 1st. You didn't require anything, no.
No, I did. You see anything that you.
Did so boring to tell you? Did you see anything that
intrigued you? There were several things that
we were all like, what's this cactus looking thing?
(29:32):
I would be intrigued by that myself.
It is in the shape of a cactus and it's painted.
Not painted, but it's, you know,colored like a cactus.
Well, I think I know what it's used for, but unless it's got
pricklies on it. It didn't have pricklies, no.
Then I know what it's used. I pretty I have a pretty good
idea what it's used for. Yeah, unless you want to.
They did. I need I if you have questions
(29:55):
about that, Rachel. I'm surprised, but I no.
We're looking through the cattleshe that actually wasn't one
that she showed us. I see.
So we were all. That intrigued you, and you
were. And you were like, hey.
Yeah, the swing. She did have a swing there and
showed us how it worked. How does it work?
Well, it's. You can use it various ways.
(30:17):
Turns out so. How does she show that?
With clothes on. With clothes on.
Right. But I asked if she was doing it
naked, why would she do she? Fixed it to a door, the door
frame and then you can use it various different ways.
I guess so. That's.
(30:37):
It looks very different from theswing we have in our basement,
the silk, the silk that the children play with, that they
play with. Yeah.
So anyway, so I arrive at the party and and there's of course
all the penis themed things. So I've somebody gets me a penis
straw. Of course, I've got a straw for
(30:59):
my drink in the shape of a Dick and there's and we brought a
gift for our friend because we knew my my next door neighbor
and I knew that it was her birthday.
So I found on Amazon charcuterieboard in the shape of a deck.
So we bought that and then put meats and cheeses on it.
(31:19):
Well, that's good. Yeah, right now, lots of
sausages you're putting. Meat we did have.
Meat. Meat.
Cheeses on the Dick shape. We had pepperoni sticks and
olives on there, some cheese so and then that was her gift,
which she'll never use. Somebody else gave her.
Oh, she got a lot of penis themed gifts, which she'll
(31:43):
never. What are you going to do?
Somebody gave her. Some garage sale next year.
Yeah, you would think, yeah, youhave your garage sale there in
your small town. Let us know next year because.
Yeah, I will. I feel like there's going to be
a lot of interesting things. Dick board for 2 bucks.
Dick board. Yeah, and she got a Dick
decanter for her wine. Mm.
(32:06):
Hmm. It's just you don't have to call
it a Dick decanter. It's just a Dick canter, Dick, a
Dick canter. Yeah, but it's literally the
shame. We were all like, what is that?
Because it's literally a hollowed out glass.
Everything that just sits upright on the table like this.
(32:30):
You live on the edge, Rachel. I I do not.
I mean Foreman I, I think. It just confirms all the rumors
there's ever been about that town.
I think so too. That's that's a reason.
We had a good time and I saw thehusband.
I saw her husband at the park the day before.
And I said I'm, I'm coming to your house tomorrow.
(32:51):
He's like, yeah, I know. And I said, are you going to be
there? He's like, Nope.
I don't think. No, I'm not.
It would be wise get out. I will not be there at all.
I'd like to ask him now about all his Dick themed items in his
house. Yeah, yeah, I.
Think it all had to get put awaythat night?
Forever. This is due to underwhelming
(33:29):
demand. We are Dave, Rachel, and
Foreman. If you guys will acknowledge me
for just one second, I'm going to read something here quickly.
So I say from me to you, I will make your dreams come true.
Do you love me? Do you, surfer girl?
(33:49):
Aw, that is apparently Foreman. Apparently, although it's been
disputed. The first song ever written by
Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys Surfer Girl.
Some people dispute that he may have written a few songs before
that first song he ever wrote onhis own.
I was heartbroken earlier today when I found out that he had
(34:11):
passed away. The the founder leader of The
Beach Boys. In case you don't know who Brian
Wilson was, he only wanted to beremembered as a good songwriter.
Someone once asked him, what do you want to be remembered for?
Well, I think I was a pretty good songwriter.
(34:31):
Great. Yeah.
Yep. Yep.
It's true. Yep, we were my friend.
My best friend and I were obsessed with The Beach Boys in
like element late elementary school.
Oh, good for you. We would listen to every single
album like all year. We were obsessed with them for
like so long. Well, she was.
And then of course, because she was my best friend, I was I was
(34:54):
by default, so. Yeah, well.
Yeah, I was. I remember my I had some 40
fives from my parents of Beach Boys and Jan and Dean.
Yeah. Well, he was.
All that. Basically he was he was involved
in a lot of the Jan and Dean stuff.
Anyway, he helped to Co write some of that stuff and all that.
Like Brian Wilson was created. He and the group that he with
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his brothers and his cousin created a sound that we are
still still resonates to this day.
So. And he was the main motivation
for The Beatles to be bigger andbetter.
Yeah, God Only Knows, which is on Pet Sounds Great album if
you've never heard it. God Only Knows is Paul
McCartney's absolute favorite song.
(35:42):
He cries every time he hears it.Brian Wilson actually was born
almost on the first day of summer, which is absolutely
amazing because he's so connected to summer.
Anyway, I'm, I'm done. I needed to, you know, it's a
big part of my life. You needed to.
I wasn't sure what you were going to say when you said if
(36:03):
you'll acknowledge. No big part of.
Acknowledging you. And then I was like, OK, this is
thank you. Very much for letting me do
that. Listen this little podcast.
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You'll find us there. Go to that website.
Find a way to sponsor us becausewe could always use sponsors.
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Yes, you can. Like another Dave, Dave with the
Lions Club in Lambeth. Wow, All right.
Did the other day. I was really glad to hear that
you would landed on one O 4 because we were a a real fan of
yours when you're with the Dave and Rachel show.
Oh. Thank you.
(37:07):
Yeah, especially when you call about the caller #7 every day.
I started. I've been doing that here still.
Was every so good good? That's funny.
Yeah, well, and we actually, Dave, Rachel and I still do a
podcast together now too. Oh, is that right?
Oh good. Yeah, yeah.
(37:27):
If you look up due to underwhelming demand, you will
find us. Oh, OK, I'll I'll mention that
to my daughter because she was areal fan, so.
What episode is this? No.
Yeah. 129 So when you get to this episode.
Get on it. Give.
Format a call back and let him know you heard it.
(37:48):
Yes. Thank you, Dave.
Thank you. That's so nice.
That's nice. Yeah, I know we hear a lot from
the same people, but we we loved.
And I know not everybody is comfortable, you know, writing
or calling or leaving a comment or that.
But it does mean a lot to us to know that you're there and
listening and you enjoy it and, you know, we're on the right
track doing stuff. So it's a lot.
(38:10):
Better than the message I got a week ago.
Yeah, Also at the radio station.There's one of those two.
Yeah, just simply your new afternoon guy's the worst.
That's me that would make that would make my day for me.
Yeah, I got a reaction. You got to embrace.
(38:30):
That. Yeah, yeah.
Well, he's listening and he hears it.
He's. Listening enough.
Good. He must be doing my job.
Yeah, David, we have a message. And not as a voicemail, but in
typed form from Scotty in Halifax, No.
OK. Yeah.
Or Scotty. Yeah, Yeah, he does.
Does he? I know he.
(38:52):
Says I I think while Dave is trying to get the annoying 4th
to leave his golf group with early tee times, she is trying
to get him to quit by sending balls at his head and parking
her cart in the way. Maybe.
Think so. And talking constantly?
Yeah, it might be. She's trying to get rid of you.
Exactly what do I know? So has she been back or what's
(39:15):
going on, 'cause she wasn't there when you were sick?
Well, I wasn't there. She was there, but I wasn't.
But. I see.
I played with her twice this week.
It's been OK, It's been fine. OK.
So it's better. She had a did.
Anyone talk to her or no? You know, she's still there was
at one point, I think she left before she was off to the to the
(39:39):
next tee before I'd even put it.What the hell?
It's just no, she's just nothingto.
Wait for your group. She's fine.
OK, We're all good. I mean, I don't pay attention a
lot, but even I know that. So nobody's really talked to her
and no one wants to have to havea conversation, so you're just
living with it. I'm stuck with it.
I'm having that conversation. Got it.
(40:00):
That's what's really happening. OK, well, we'd also have a
message from Ainsley, who sends us messages frequently.
So thank you, Ainsley saying Foreman, I can't believe you
just don't voluntarily cut your parents or in laws grass when
you go over and see it needs done, especially since they're
around the corner. Ouch, Ouch.
(40:24):
Called out. Foreman.
That is a theory, although it's always, always meticulous.
OK, so he's. I'm so.
Berries like Dave in that his lawn like I don't think Dave
would want anyone else taking care of him I.
Don't want anybody cutting my lawn, no.
Leave it alone. Yeah.
(40:45):
I've never gone over and saw that it needed to be done.
It's been it's. Been dead, it's.
Been. Dead.
Yeah, I do not want forming anywhere near my grass.
No ever. And I don't want to do it
either. So it's not happening.
No. Win, Win.
Yeah. Although I'd like to see Rachel
(41:05):
give no, never never. Mind.
Absolutely. Never.
Mind never I would butcher your grass.
You would fucking hate it. Yeah, but that would be on
purpose, which is fine. Fine for me.
OK, I have a message from Lindsay Devoe who does write to.
US. Quite a bit, which we love.
Thank you, Lindsay. She's out in Halifax and she
says, I just finished listening to episode 127 a couple episodes
(41:29):
ago where I threw in there that Halifax International Fleet
Wheat Fleet Week is coming up ina couple of weeks and Foreman is
correct. We'll have everything from
French sailors to German to American.
I'm not sure who is exactly all who is coming.
Also to answer your question, yes my husband is currently away
and will not be home for Fleet Week.
(41:51):
My Fleet Week will be two weeks later when my hubby gets home.
Very. Nice, I should have brought.
You to this. Party, Lindsay, before your
husband gets home. Can you Can you send her the
catalog? Yeah, I probably could.
(42:13):
Here we go. Hi.
What do you think that? What are your choices, Amy?
Was that a cardinal, a chickadee, or a Flamingo?
Sounds like my mother-in-law. Take a stab at it.
(42:39):
Would you like to? Would you like to hear it again?
Would that help? Let's hear it again.
Let's. I would.
I would. All right.
All right. What do you think, JJ?
Could even get through. What are the choices again?
A cardinal, a chickadee or a Flamingo?
Yeah, I'm thinking it's a Flamingo.
(43:01):
Oh, that it's. Not a Flamingo.
No, clearly. It's a chickadee.
What did you say? Say it again.
It's a chickadee. That's right.
Correct. Yay the.
One is correct. One right.
One right. All right, here we go.
Bird number 2. Are you ready?
I'm ready. OK, here we go all.
(43:28):
Right. What are the choices again?
OK, Amy, is that a Cardinal or aFlamingo?
Would you like to hear it again?I don't blame you again.
Yeah, I love. To hear it again, you better
hear it again. OK, it's a cardinal.
(43:50):
A Cardinal. Cardinal is correct.
Good. For you.
You've won your fries. You have already won, but we're
going to play you the last call just.
Just can't. Wait, I know.
Here we go. See if you know what this bird
is. Any idea what that might be?
(44:11):
OK, that's definitely my mother-in-law, no doubt.
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