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I don't. I sleep in my own bed or a very
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Well, yes, that's what I'm suggesting.
You stay in a. Hotel well.
No, but a very nice hotel. Very Rachel Hotel, says Rachel.
Yeah, it's not a Comfort Inn. My opinions on hotels are it
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must have a white duvet cover. Like it must be white bedding
with a white duvet if it has a flowered, you know, a floral
print. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not staying there, No. Yeah, if it doesn't have a
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doesn't mean anything, even in afancy hotel, because when we
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Very historic places, but also let us bring in our puppy and
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(01:36):
Let's see here. Oh, I have a new Golf friend
that I'll be telling you about. Rachel's preparing for a garage
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And mostly with someone else's lawn.
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Never. It's not a bad night.
It's not a bad. Night, just make sure you cut
the grass first. Oh, to host.
Your. Party.
Foreman, Here we go. That's right, That's right,
Foreman cut them two. One go.
Just really isn't the most fun when it's someone else's lawn
(04:37):
and especially with someone else's lawn mower.
Have you ever been in that situation?
And don't say yeah, Rachel, because I don't know if you've
ever cut a lawn ever. You've never cut the lawn.
Ever cut with the riding mower? Yeah.
With the riding mower. But not I've never used a push.
How? Many one time.
Have you done that one? I used to.
Do it a lot as as a teen. I would help my dad.
(04:58):
Yeah, OK. And.
He would do the push mower part and I would do the riding lawn
mower part, Yeah. Sure.
That is that's what I think partpeople's part well and with
people with riding lawn mowers who live in town, who have town
sized yards and I think what a waste because half of your yard
you have to go back out and do with the push.
Mower and I know so. Yeah, it was usually around the
(05:18):
trees that he would have to do. But we had a we had a bigger
yard, Yes, when I was growing up.
So yeah. Of course he did.
It must be cool and. Yeah, well, riding his.
Lawn mower, you know, sparkled Princess parties.
Yeah, it all goes we. Never had those.
We never got to have those. Sure.
I don't believe that. I didn't believe that.
But I I can't even remember the last time I would have cut
(05:40):
someone else's lawn with their mower in years, if ever.
But I did. I just did to.
Who's more? I'm sorry, First, who's lawn?
Barry Marlene's My Inlaws. You're in Paris.
Yeah, and they're mower. Yes, OK.
Have you never cut their lawn before?
I don't think so. He's definitely cut mine.
(06:02):
And thank you, Barry, of course.He has.
Yeah, what kind of lawnmower do you do you have?
How old's your lawnmower for me?I have had that thing since,
like it has come from Ontario toNova Scotia and back.
I've had that since. That's the first lawn mower I
bought as an adult and I still have it.
OK. Yeah.
It's a pull cord gasoline push mower from Home Hardware.
(06:27):
Mine's AI, don't know what. I've had mine since I moved into
my house. It was brand new.
I bought it brand new. I've had it serviced a couple of
times because I don't want to buy a new one.
Well, I just want to keep it. I mean, I don't want to.
I don't want. To do that for you for a price.
Yeah, I think. You could start a small engine
repair in your driveway. I.
Don't believe you. I don't believe you could.
(06:48):
No, I do the oil, I've replaced the blade.
I'll do the the filter. Wow.
I've done the muffler, the spark.
Plug, I'm not going to you. Oh yeah, not.
Going to you all. Right.
It's running great. Did you learn that yourself, or
did Barry teach you all that? YouTube.
YouTube teaches you everything for.
You and it still works, eh? Absolutely it does.
(07:10):
Good Forman's got a new gig. But being an older one, like
it's, it's got its quirks. It's like having an older car,
you know that how to tap the brakes and stuff like that.
You just know. You know exactly how it works.
You know exactly how it operates.
So. And then in your own lawn, you
know exactly where to go and howbit wide the corners can be and.
(07:31):
All you know your pattern. How far away are your in laws
from your home? How far?
Oh. Walking distance 10 minutes.
OK, so next question would be then why the hell didn't you
bring your own mower? You're going to walk 10 minutes
with the boat you're going to put.
Your in the back of your. You know it's easy.
You just lift it, put it in yourtrunk.
(07:51):
The back of my Mazda 3. Fit.
It'll fit. Stick it in there.
No, it'll stick at the back. I.
Didn't I should have? Yes, because they always used to
have a regular lawn mower and inrecent times they've got all
electric battery powered everything which just seems
(08:11):
simple unless you've never used it before and you're there alone
using it for the first time. So this is a battery so.
You've never used. Mower.
And trimmer. I don't think I would like that.
I use a battery operated. Weed whacker, Yeah, well, same,
I guess, but they yeah, it's really down to the mower, which
(08:33):
I can get the battery in and press the button and then you
move the lever down and then it starts going.
But it changes speeds based on how much grass is under it.
I wouldn't like that. I'm thinking why isn't it
shooting the clippings at the side but it's just bunching up
underneath and then quitting? We don't know this yet.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
(08:55):
Like I don't even understand. You know the the grass that gets
cut because it's not attached tothe ground anymore?
Where does it go? Where does it go, Rachel?
Yeah. Where does?
It go, Rachel. No, well, actually it gets
bagged because Jeremy bags it. So doesn't get easy but we don't
bag. I don't bag mine because I know
this is, you know, I, I don't. I'm not an expert on lawns, but
(09:16):
I was told a long time ago get amulching mower.
And a mulching mower is a mower with a blade that chops up the
grass, supposedly. Yeah, I and.
Then leave and then you don't have to bag it.
You don't have to bag it it. Sits on your.
Grass in the pool. That's why we bag it in the, you
know. It's around your pool house, the
grass. No, no, not anymore.
(09:36):
Kids, kids feet. Ohh, I see.
Yeah. I just rake a my lawn.
I rake the grass, the tall bunched up grass from the good
sections onto the slightly dead sections and try and even.
I feel like that's even in it out.
Yeah, exactly. Well.
That's a good. I don't think it works.
Might maybe it helps it grow. So where do you put your bagged
grass then, Rachel? Out for a yard waste day?
(09:59):
I don't know. But they don't take your well in
the city. They don't take grass.
Jeremy takes it to the dump or the grass bin place or
something. That's what.
I miss in Saint Thomas we had a green bin, in Halifax we had a
green bin. No green bin in central Elgin.
No, you have to take your yard waste to a depot or something.
Well, yeah, but you can't bag your yard waste.
(10:20):
That's the way it is in London anyway.
That's why I don't. I wouldn't do it anyway, but
that's. Why?
Well, this has turned very riveting.
But yeah, sorry, this is we're at a municipal council meeting
right now. Where do you take your?
Why can't you bag it up? Back to me struggling with
(10:40):
someone else's mower. Yeah, Foreman, Yeah.
I'm sure the neighbors probably were watching thinking who is
this complete idiot? Does he never cut grass before?
Like it was it was bunching, it was turning off.
I was raking every two minutes. Were you?
I couldn't get the corners right.
So there's like long grass in between the strips where I'm
(11:01):
mowing because I couldn't figureout how to line it up You.
Really stuck at cutting grass. Oh, it was terrible.
Now, when, when all of that was going on, were you making any?
Were you? Oh yeah.
You can picture it. Swearing up a storm.
Absolutely. Picture it.
Yeah. Were the neighbors outside?
Did you see anybody? Thank goodness.
Oh, good. OK, so nobody that you know of
(11:24):
was watching you or could see you and.
It was a Saturday morning and itwas raining because every is
rain for every day for like 2 weeks it.
Seems to have it was true. I'm doing it anyway so I'm it
needs. To be done.
Wearing raining. Clearly your in laws were away.
Are they back? They're back now, yeah.
How do they enjoy the the treatment to your lawn?
(11:46):
Didn't they comment? Said about theirs because I
learned that while they're away they were at their other
daughter's house. So my brother and sister in
law's right, which is a much larger country property and they
were gone for an equal amount oftime as Barry and Marlene were
away from here. So, which resulted in Barry
having to cut their grass. And.
(12:08):
Which they have a lighting riding lawn mower in a large
large country lot. OK.
So that's a lot more work. And it's not the riding
lawnmower you remember as a child, Rachel, because these
ones don't have steering wheels anymore.
They just get the levers and what can spin on the spot.
Yeah, I don't know how to work that.
(12:29):
And I sure would love to see that video.
That would have been fun. Listen, if Barry can tap trees
and make Maple syrup, he can. He can figure out the levers on
a lawn mower. He figured it out, but I I bet
you the the experience was similar to mine.
Lots of swearing. There you go.
(12:49):
No neighbors though. No neighbors.
Yeah, everything worked out wellthen I think.
So that's a happy ending. Thanks.
Foreman love to hear stories about Foreman learning new
skills. Great job.
I like a happy ending. Thanks, Foreman.
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Sometimes it's I think sometimesit's OK.
I think sometimes it's the perfect word there.
I you know, I'm not sure if the two of you are aware of this,
but I enjoy the occasional game of golf.
(16:59):
Do you really? How often do you golf, Dave?
Well. What do you mean by it?
Like when you say how often? What does that mean?
How many times a week? All eight days a week or.
No, not 8 days. No, no, I don't do eight days a
week, four or five, four or fiveif I could nap.
Four or five now 4. Or five?
(17:20):
Well, it. Was 3 when we were when we had.
Jobs. No, I've upped my upped my game
now up my game. You really?
Have I played literally? I play with, I've been playing
with a couple of guys we're I think close to.
I think we're we just started our third year playing together.
(17:41):
You've gotten thing. With a bunch of other guys.
Yeah, but then that's the difference you don't have time
for. That that groups falling apart
different to a new group. Here there is a new.
New foursome. New Well, actually, no, it's
just three of us. Is this the old man breakfast
group? Yeah, this is who I go and have
breakfast. I.
Was actually thinking about yourold man breakfast recently
(18:03):
because I saw a bunch of old menhaving breakfast when I was out
for breakfast with my old man and it wasn't Dave so I wondered
how your old man breakfasts weregoing.
That's not where I was, but it'sprobably where I was in the
winter time. I'm not there now.
I'm not there now. So they're good guys.
They they took me into their threesome when I was looking for
(18:26):
someone to play with their twosome.
I should say there was this. It's the two of them and they've
accepted me and we have a littlegame now.
We play for a little money, we know each other.
Very well put. Them on to that playing for
money. Nope.
Nope. They invited me in.
They watched. Because you played for.
A while I I did one of those. What do you call it when you?
(18:48):
Hustle. You hustled them.
I sandbagged right I I looked worse than I was.
Hustle. For a long time I was my golf
game had kind of petered out a little bit and then they invited
me into a money game because they realized I was about as
good as maybe as good, maybe a not quite as good as they were.
(19:10):
And there was a chance that theycould win some money off of me.
OK. And I quickly got better, right?
Because that's how I, that's howI, that's the way to work, I.
Just needed the motivation. I just needed.
That's right. I just need to so we have a
little money game. It's not a lot of money.
It's a little bit of money. You can maybe win a couple of
bucks on a day. Highly unlikely.
(19:31):
Today I won a quarter. I'm rich.
A. Quarter, I know I.
Always knew when Dave had a goodgolf day because he would Jingle
jangle his change down the hallway.
I don't need to hear him coming.Yeah, because my wife said stop
doing that. So I don't do that anymore.
I have I, but I, I keep my winnings in a container and I'm
(19:52):
OK, I'm ahead for now. OK, so I can always, you know,
so I've always. Got that jar for.
That that's right. So I don't.
I never feel like I'm. Losing.
If someone needs a coffee at your house, that's the jar they
go to. Right, there's enough for one.
Yeah, that's right. Anyway, what happens though when
you're at and I play it, there are members at my golf course.
I'm a member, but it's it's a public golf course.
(20:15):
So people, I call them, you've heard me to refer, refer to the
momos before. A Momo is, is a, a golfer who
maybe plays, I don't know, you can play 567 times a year.
But a Momo is a golfer comes outto a public golf course and
thinks that he's Rory McIlroy. You know, he, he, you know, he
(20:38):
Plumb bobs with his putter. He takes four or five practice
swings. He does all of that stuff.
He scuffs, he does so and then and then he chunks it right and
he's in front of you and you hate that.
That's. Like me.
Hate, hate, hate that I. Line it up perfectly.
But if you have a threesome and you're surrounded by foursomes,
(21:04):
it it can get tedious because we're quicker and they're not as
quick as we are. So we had someone who joined us
my first year playing with theseguys.
They just said, oh, by the way, they're coming tomorrow.
You OK with that? I'm like, yeah, sure.
(21:24):
I don't care who plays with this.
Sure, 4 is always better than three because it's not slow.
So anyway, I played with this person two years ago, I think
maybe 10, maybe 12 times. And then last year they didn't
come at all. And I think I asked at one
point, hey, we're, you know, oh,well, they've got some issues.
(21:46):
Some, you know, they can't, you know, so they can't play golf or
whatever. And I'm like, oh, OK.
Anyway, so this year this personhas is all in.
This person is a female, by the way.
I didn't mention that. Oh.
OK, I conveniently left out the fact that she's a female, so
she's not in our golf game at all.
(22:07):
She's not in breakfast iPad either.
No, no, she's not invited to. I haven't seen her.
You're quite exclusive with your.
Lifestyle not no, not necessarily anyways, she's very
nice lady. I you know, she's an older than
me and I know that's hard for you guys to imagine.
Wow, I know so older than me. At one point she said what are
(22:30):
you in your mid something the other day and I went no, but
thank you. So I felt good about that.
I felt pretty. Yeah.
I, I, I was like, it's. Because you're a, you're a very
young spirit, David. That's right.
Could be the two young women I live with.
That could be something to do. So whatever, whatever works.
That's right. Anyway, so she's joined us Now
(22:53):
here's the thing. Not last year, the year before
when she played with us, she didn't really bother me.
I, you know, she can play, but she has a habit of she's she's
not taking it overly soon. She's not really keeping score.
But so that means when if she hits a lousy shot, she'll often
(23:13):
drop another ball and just hit another one, which can get kind
of annoying if you're not expecting that.
That's what I do. Yeah, OK.
Well, that's not how golf works.That's not how we play.
We don't. You hit a bad shot, you have to
accept that, and you hit your next shot when you get to that
bad shot. OK, so anyway, but that's fine.
(23:35):
That's not like a really difficult thing to do.
Yeah, shall we? Played.
What about that youthful spirit,Rachel?
Yeah. Anyway, so now she's now she's
playing with, with us more often.
So now she's a little she's likewho books the tee times?
That's my job. We all have a job in the force
(23:56):
and one guy keeps score. The other guy I think buys beer
if we ever need a beer. But I don't know.
I don't know what exactly what he does.
And I book all the tee times. You can book 8 days in advance.
And I do that. I I'm up early, I book the tee
times. So she asked who's booking the
tee time. So, you know, my one buddy says
Dave's doing that. Oh, well, I don't, I think we're
(24:19):
playing a little too early. It's a little chilly.
I'm like, I don't care. Don't say that to Dave.
Yeah, I don't care. Oh boy.
Like you, you get what you get. And you don't get upset, right?
You get. It's too early.
Oh. It's too early and you know, you
know what too early is for them at 9:00.
(24:43):
Well, it's not very warm out yetat 9:00.
No, it's not it. Will be soon, like in July,
you're going to want to be out there at 7:00 or 8:00.
Supposed to be, she says to me one like one day.
She goes, well, did you not check the forecast?
No, I don't check for a forecastthat's eight days away.
It's, you know, the end of May. I'm booking 9:00.
(25:05):
If you don't like it, but I didn't say don't come, I just
said. Yeah.
So does she have any other friends that she could golf
with? Or apparently she chooses to be
with you. Apparently she chooses.
To be why does she not have other friends?
I don't know. That's what I'm beginning to
wonder. So yeah, yesterday we played and
(25:26):
I would be coming No eighteen holes at yes at 9 and I was
becoming and she because she wascomplaining about today's tea
time yesterday. Well, it's too early for me.
I'm like, good, don't come. It was the I just said to her,
it was the only time I could get.
I don't want to play at 2:00 in the afternoon.
(25:49):
I would prefer to play at 9:00, but sometimes you can't.
OK, Oh, well, it's too early forme.
Great. So you won't be here tomorrow.
Wonderful, I say to myself. Right.
Anyway, she became. If it was me though, he would
say it to me. Mildly annoying yesterday.
She doesn't follow the golf etiquette.
(26:10):
You know, she's sometimes she's chatting when she shouldn't be
chatting. Oh, in the backswing I hate.
That, or sometimes she. Likes to drive.
She likes to drive her cart ahead when, you know, one of us
maybe hit one of those lousy shots that we have to still go
and hit the second one and she's50 yards up and you have to go,
(26:32):
hey. We're back here good at Target
you. Can't go ahead of everyone's
ball. You have to stay behind the last
ball. Anyway, so I talked to myself
yesterday after I left. I'm like I'm starting to get
annoyed. Should I say something to my
fellow the other two guys 'causeI'm wondering, is it just me?
Am I gonna go straight to hell because I like am I the one?
(26:56):
She's ruining the line. Yeah, Am I the only one?
Like she's starting to annoy me.All of a sudden, I think step
one, maybe if you've got the three of you without her at a
moment, you could be like, yeah,what do you guys think?
And then if that doesn't go anywhere and nothing changes,
then it looks like tee times might.
(27:17):
The only time I could get is 8. Yeah, exactly.
I'm booking 6:00 AM. Well, I was going to say, like,
if you. So if the three of you decide
you don't want to play with her,who gets to tell her?
That this is the problem. But no one has to it is Dave
starts progressively making earlier earlier tea time she'll.
Leave. So anyway, obviously I like to
stick up for the. Women.
(27:38):
But in this case, I'm like, yeah, I could see that.
That's annoying. I'm, I'm annoyed and I think to
myself, I know she's not playingtoday because it's way too early
for her. So I'm.
I'm actually going to say something to the other boys
today. I'm gonna go, you know?
Yeah. She's starting to annoy you.
Or am I the only one that's getting annoyed?
Except that I showed up. I drove into the parking lot
this morning, and there she was.Oh, for the early tea time.
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And I just went. Well, there's my day's boy.
How she's treating you guys is how I would treat my husband.
But not other men. You know, like, not other
people. Like if you, if I'm in a
foursome, yeah. Like I wouldn't, not that I
would be rude to him, but I would say things like, well, I
don't, I don't want to play at that time.
(28:23):
Right. Like I would, I would exactly.
I would ask for the adjustments,but I wouldn't ask for an
adjustment if it was a group decision already.
Do you know what I mean? Oh, she wanted my phone number
so she could contact me and I went no, you can't have my
phone. I am never giving you my phone.
Number. Ever, ever, ever.
Yeah, today. Today was way worse.
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I mean. Way.
Worse, to the point where at onepoint she squanked a shot.
So she squanked her shot. Yeah, to the right.
We all saw her do it. And she's like, oh, and she
talks a lot. And so I'm next.
She was sort of off to my you. Did like in reading?
(29:06):
Next, I'm hitting. Next, I'm getting ready to hit a
shot. She's now behind me and whistles
a ball by my head because she hits another shot.
What? So.
I said to the boys, what the hell was that?
And so Charlie says I'll speak to her.
I said no, don't bother. You can't be hitting another
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shot if someone's standing rightthere.
So then he did, he spoke and shewas like, I'm really sorry.
I I wasn't even thinking. And I'm like, yeah.
You have. To look at where you're hitting
it, though, look, there's someone standing in front of me.
I shouldn't hit. Second last hole is a par three.
I'm hitting last, the other three have already hit.
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I take a practice swing and she takes off in her cart all the
way to the to the green. And I looked at the other boys
and said, what the Hell's going on?
And they're like, so I went, well, I'm hitting.
Yeah, it's I, I have to hit. She's not looking.
She's at the green. So I hit right at her.
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Not intentional. Well, no, yeah, I'm not that
good. You all have to wait at the
same. You all have to be at the same
spot so nobody gets hit. And she and she.
She looks. That at the ball, it didn't come
closer. It didn't come that.
Closer and then, she said. Well, I'm really sorry, Dave.
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What would you do for us? So what do you say, Foreman?
Just book keep. Booking early and.
Early, I'm golfing at six, I'm golfing at six.
I'm avoiding the confrontation and I'm golfing at six.
I wish I was a better golfer. I might have hit her.
I don't know, You know, I just, that's a terrible thing to.
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Podcast here if you. Don't mind.
Yeah, something else I've been doing lately is getting ready
for our garage sale, big garage sale weekend here in my town and
and I'm getting ready for. Is that this coming weekend as
we record this? As I record this, yeah, May
31st, the day after my birthday,and tomorrow is Foreman's
(32:14):
birthday after we've like as we're recording this, so.
Yeah, jokes on all, you've been trying to make a big deal about
my age last week and I'm still 39.
Yeah, bottom line is still. Today.
It's not really by the time. You hear this podcast both of
us. Is all irrelevant.
OK, good. Right.
OK. Should have been the name of the
(32:34):
podcast. This is all irrelevant.
This is all. Irrelevant.
Why didn't we call it? Yeah, well, that would be the
title of this episode exactly. I'm writing the next.
I'm not. I'm putting that down.
Forget that. Yeah.
That's. Right.
All right, so it's garage sale weekend.
This is all. What is it irrelevant?
Garage sale weekend, except it'salready over.
(32:56):
How it's? Already over?
Well, I hope we got rid of all of our crap.
Did you sell the cpap for 7 bucks that?
Sold years ago Foreman that was that's long gone this year we're
getting rid of most of the toys that are in our.
CPAP that's so funny. If you miss it, we we talked
about that on our on our radio show, because I.
(33:17):
Went when we mentioned that a couple weeks ago.
I went back through the archivesto try and find that bit and I
couldn't. You couldn't.
That's. Too bad.
Oh, it was way too far. Too bad.
Yes, well my my stepdad had a CPAP device, like he was selling
the tubing for it or something. I don't know.
Whatever part that you can sterilize, he was and I think I
put 10. He's like just sell it for
(33:38):
whatever. And so I think I put 10 bucks on
it. Some guy like hassled me for 7-7
bucks and. These guys are all like.
That's how much your life is worth.
Your life is worth. Well, I don't know.
It's the tube for some. I don't really know how they
work, so I don't know. Yes, but if it's if if it's got
any value, why are you trying todicker it down?
(34:02):
It's life or death. It's.
Life or death? I need one of these.
Can you? Would you sell it for five so.
And that's how we garage sale Jeremy and I, we will.
Roll the dice again tonight. Hopefully it works.
There's no crack in it. We will put a price on
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something, but then if somebody's like will you take
this much? We're like, yes, the end like
fine. Well, just I don't care because
once you have gone through your home and organized everything
and gotten it on to your driveway, I am not taking all
that back in. It is not coming back in the
house. It is either.
(34:44):
Being. Sold for a penny or it's going
to Goodwill, like we are not bringing that back in the house.
OK. So anything that doesn't sell
goes immediately in the trunk and goes somewhere else.
Yeah, OK. Because I'm not, I don't want to
deal with it. I've already gotten it out of my
house. It's, it's, it's physically out.
I'm not bringing it back in. Most of the battle with garage
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saling is just getting everything organized ahead of
time. It's not the actual sale itself.
It's the going through toys. So even tonight before this
podcast, I, you know, me and, and Jeremy and the kids are down
here, they're in the basement going through all their toys.
I'm like, can we get rid of these dolls?
Can we get rid of this playset? Can we get rid of this play
kitchen? Can we get like stuff that has
(35:28):
just been sitting there and no one cares about?
And they'll say, Oh, well, sometimes we play with that.
I'm like, how many times you putyou play with it one time a
year? It's going, we're getting rid of
it. All you guys care about is your
iPads. Anyway, I'm getting rid of all
your toys. Like you have nothing left toys
and play outside. I don't know, do something else
or iPads and go outside. So all you want to do is be on
(35:50):
YouTube, whatever so. Keep a soccer ball and you're
good. Keep a soccer ball.
We have outdoor toys. That's fine, you know, because
in the summer where it's at all the time.
So no more toys ever. These kids are never getting
another toy. No, I'm not.
I don't. I don't think I bought any toys
for Christmas last Christmas. I don't believe you at all.
No, that does not sound. Truthful.
(36:11):
No, that doesn't sound. Truthful.
They got a video game system andthat was the big thing.
I don't think I bought any toys.No.
There's. A small pause, but enough of a
pause between. They got a video game system,
yeah. They did get a video game.
Ohhh yeah. So that was their big thing,
right? We should follow this up in a
(36:32):
few months, but OK. Sure, they don't play with
enough ever. Like what a waste of money.
The video game system. Play more video games.
Yeah, what's wrong with you kids?
We've got the VR. Stop playing outside, get in
here and play with this video game system.
Like it's. You bought the VR headset?
Must be nice. It must be nice.
(36:54):
It must be nice. Julia and I was like, okay, well
they're not getting much else like I don't.
So I was like, fine, this will be like the you're not getting a
lot else, but this is your big gift for everybody, both of you
and whatever it's you. Just put it out for the garage
sale. Well, I'm not doing that because
they're. Not are they using it.
(37:15):
No, some not. No, not very much.
Give you 7 bucks. No, it was way more than $7.00
I. Throw in the CPAP machine
because. Here's the other thing that
happens with Garage. Sale.
People want stuff for nothing like a CPAP machine for 7 bucks.
That's the whole right now. We don't sell things for very
(37:36):
much either. Like you were like books $0.25
you know? Like I don't care I just wanted
out of here. Some people really love to sell
things for pricey amount. 5 bucks each.
No thanks. No, that's not a garage sale
price. So we were getting everything
out of the garage. You put prices on everything.
Do you like sit down the night acouple of nights?
(37:56):
Before. Or I buy those stickers that are
easy, or I just put like all thebooks in a box and say $0.25.
I don't know, whatever a dollar,do you?
Have should I come to wherever this is taking place?
Should I if I were to come? Can I don't carry cash?
Can I use my? Well you could E transfer me I
(38:18):
guess. You cannot tap your phone like
at a garage sale. I don't have like a tap for you.
$0.25 a book Can I? Can't tap for $0.25.
No, you have to bring cash. I don't.
Like to bring cash? I think people go and get cash
to go garage saleing. Do they?
Yeah, because you get the early birds, right?
Like, so they're out at 7:00 AM or 6:30 and they're circling to
(38:41):
see who's open. They want to get the good deals.
They want to get the good stuff before it's all gone.
They're prepared, they're out there early and they always have
cash. Are there good deals?
Is there anything worth even buy?
Do you buy from anybody else that's selling?
Sometimes if I find something but.
That's, but that's the. Whole I don't even have time to
go, just a. Second, you're.
(39:02):
That's the whole point of this is to get rid of stuff.
Oh my God, yes. Well, last year our neighbors
were getting rid of a BBQ playset and Julia was like, I
want that. So they gave it to her.
Do you think she touched it at all?
This whole year? I'm like, you were 10 years old,
there's no way you're going to play with that.
You know you have to sell it. Yeah.
So I said I'm putting that garage, I'm putting that back
(39:23):
out for the garage sale, by the way, on your driveway, so you
can make money on this. Yeah.
And it's going to be sold like we are not keeping this enough.
We basically stored it for them in our basement for a year.
That's what we did. Well, you're selling a lot of
your stuff as much as you can, and then what you can't sell
goes in the car and it's going to Goodwill, but you're also out
(39:45):
wandering around buying everybody.
Re accumulating. Yeah, sometimes.
Sometimes, yeah, but not. Always.
I salute most of the kids. Re accumulating.
I salute your town for doing a great job of recycling.
Sure you can if you're looking for toys.
Like when I was a young mum and would look and I had little
kids, buying toys and stuff likethat from garage sales was the
(40:06):
best. Oh yeah.
I mean, for that kind of especially the little kids stuff
and babies, there's absolutely no reason to buy any of that
brand new, no. So you're OK with that?
You're OK with buying other people's toy, especially young
kids toys that they chewed and slobbered and done all that?
Stuff, I mean, it's typically the stuff that's in good.
(40:27):
Shape very particular about the sheets in your hotel room.
Oh yes, I'm not buying used sheets at a garage sale, I tell
you that. Buy my own brand new comfortable
down filled bedding. Thank you very much.
But they matched the mattress down the street.
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The one outside, leaning up against the brick wall.
That's. Been outdoors in the rain for
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Back in January when I was discussing problems with the guy
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Whatever happened with that? Did you go back to him?
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But last time I went, he was so late he forgot his scissors in
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and I'm just sitting there like supposed to be getting my
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And he owns the place. Oh boy.
If you're, I'm sorry, Mr. Barber.
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If you're a Barber, when I was in on the radio, I never forgot
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Why? Why don't you just leave them at
work? You own the place.
I don't know. That was that was the last
straw. And that's weird.
You know what? Someone recommended I go
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Look at your hair. I was going to say that well.
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By the way, also a message from Dave and Elmer.
OK. Sent to me, but I've.
Heard from Dave for a little while.
It's about you, Rachel. And I don't know if he, I mean,
it's getting back to Rachel, obviously.
OK Dave says that I hope my new gig is going well.
Yes for sure. Side note, can you please find
out what course Rachel and her woman's group is golfing at so
(44:52):
it can be avoided at all costs the days they are there Haha
Dave and Elmer. Should I tell you?
I don't know if I should tell Dave or it's just a surprise
maybe for him. It's a public service.
Look if you. It's a public service.
If you don't want to help the public if you don't want to.
I don't need to help the public in this case the.
(45:14):
Pain and suffering that could that could happen to somebody
who's stuck behind you. That's right.
That's fine. She's.
Already A5, some soon to be 6, some with that Lady Dave doesn't
want. Yeah.
You. Can have.
Her. We don't want her because she
seems too hardcore for us. Much too.
Aloof. I think that's what you gotta.
You gotta. Push for relaxed but we are not
(45:35):
aloof, I can tell you that. Would be the funniest thing ever
if somehow David you get her into Rachel's group.
No, let's see if I can do that. When do you golf?
'Cause they'll make us do three and three.
I'm going out this Thursday, actually.
Thursday evening now. I'll message.
You later. She does like late times we have
to go after work. Yeah, she likes it when it
perfect. Hates getting up early.
(45:56):
Yeah, clearly. OK, I have a message from
Lindsay Devoe now that we know how to say her name.
Lindsay from Halifax. Hey guys, it's still great
listening to you. And thanks to Eileen for
reminding me, as I've been busy with my hubby being away, that I
am still waiting to see the finished puzzle project of that
puzzle. Oh, Costco puzzle mail to
(46:18):
Rachelle House. Yeah, Lindsey is the one that
sent you the Costco puzzle, Rachel.
It's on a shelf in the kids toy closet.
Okay, Rachel, if you're going tobe the one that does the puzzle,
Foreman needs to help you. That is my request.
You heard it here folks. Hey Foreman.
Also side note, Halifax Fleet Week is coming up.
(46:42):
Time to go sailor shopping. That wasn't some sailor
shopping. That would be fun.
Yeah. Only single to be single in
Halifax. The Dutch men are here.
Is that what they are? They'll be Dutch sailors,
they'll be German sailors, American sailors, British.
Sailors. Oh, Spanish sailors.
(47:02):
Really. Canadian sailors I.
Thought it was just like all theCanadian sailors coming home or
something. Oh, it's international fleet.
Week. Oh, OK, no.
No, no. Everyone's on their Sunday
putting on their Sunday best. Their white shoes.
You're so naive, Rachel. I don't.
What do I know? I don't live there or I don't
know. You've never experienced Fleet
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Week, No. Wouldn't that be lovely so.
Isn't that why your husbands away, Lindsay?
Because he's a sailor. Is he away?
I don't want to go down. During Fleet Week or is it a
different? I don't want to go further down
that road while she can't immediately respond, so that's
right.
I didn't want to spend the nightthere.
I don't. I sleep in my own bed or a very
nice hotel bed. That's where I sleep.
Well, yes, that's what I'm suggesting.
You stay in a. Hotel well.
No, but a very nice hotel. Very Rachel Hotel, says Rachel.
Yeah, it's not a Comfort Inn. My opinions on hotels are it
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must have a white duvet cover. Like it must be white bedding
with a white duvet if it has a flowered, you know, a floral
print. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not staying there, No. Yeah, if it doesn't have a
duvet, not staying there. Tell you the Dwight thing
doesn't mean anything, even in afancy hotel, because when we
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first moved to Saskatchewan, they put us up in the Royal
Saskatchewan H1 of the Fairmont.Oh.
Very historic places, but also let us bring in our puppy and
the whole room and the bedding and everything was just full of
fur. Oh God.
That's gross. So even a nice.
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Just really isn't the most fun when it's someone else's lawn
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and especially with someone else's lawn mower.
Have you ever been in that situation?
And don't say yeah, Rachel, because I don't know if you've
ever cut a lawn ever. You've never cut the lawn.
Ever cut with the riding mower? Yeah.
With the riding mower. But not I've never used a push.
How? Many one time.
Have you done that one? I used to.
Do it a lot as as a teen. I would help my dad.
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Yeah, OK. And.
He would do the push mower part and I would do the riding lawn
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I don't believe that. I didn't believe that.
But I I can't even remember the last time I would have cut
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But I did. I just did to.
Who's more? I'm sorry, First, who's lawn?
Barry Marlene's My Inlaws. You're in Paris.
Yeah, and they're mower. Yes, OK.
Have you never cut their lawn before?
I don't think so. He's definitely cut mine.
(06:02):
And thank you, Barry, of course.He has.
Yeah, what kind of lawnmower do you do you have?
How old's your lawnmower for me?I have had that thing since,
like it has come from Ontario toNova Scotia and back.
I've had that since. That's the first lawn mower I
bought as an adult and I still have it.
OK. Yeah.
It's a pull cord gasoline push mower from Home Hardware.
(06:27):
Mine's AI, don't know what. I've had mine since I moved into
my house. It was brand new.
I bought it brand new. I've had it serviced a couple of
times because I don't want to buy a new one.
Well, I just want to keep it. I mean, I don't want to.
I don't want. To do that for you for a price.
Yeah, I think. You could start a small engine
repair in your driveway. I.
Don't believe you. I don't believe you could.
(06:48):
No, I do the oil, I've replaced the blade.
I'll do the the filter. Wow.
I've done the muffler, the spark.
Plug, I'm not going to you. Oh yeah, not.
Going to you all. Right.
It's running great. Did you learn that yourself, or
did Barry teach you all that? YouTube.
YouTube teaches you everything for.
You and it still works, eh? Absolutely it does.
(07:10):
Good Forman's got a new gig. But being an older one, like
it's, it's got its quirks. It's like having an older car,
you know that how to tap the brakes and stuff like that.
You just know. You know exactly how it works.
You know exactly how it operates.
So. And then in your own lawn, you
know exactly where to go and howbit wide the corners can be and.
(07:31):
All you know your pattern. How far away are your in laws
from your home? How far?
Oh. Walking distance 10 minutes.
OK, so next question would be then why the hell didn't you
bring your own mower? You're going to walk 10 minutes
with the boat you're going to put.
Your in the back of your. You know it's easy.
You just lift it, put it in yourtrunk.
(07:51):
The back of my Mazda 3. Fit.
It'll fit. Stick it in there.
No, it'll stick at the back. I.
Didn't I should have? Yes, because they always used to
have a regular lawn mower and inrecent times they've got all
electric battery powered everything which just seems
(08:11):
simple unless you've never used it before and you're there alone
using it for the first time. So this is a battery so.
You've never used. Mower.
And trimmer. I don't think I would like that.
I use a battery operated. Weed whacker, Yeah, well, same,
I guess, but they yeah, it's really down to the mower, which
(08:33):
I can get the battery in and press the button and then you
move the lever down and then it starts going.
But it changes speeds based on how much grass is under it.
I wouldn't like that. I'm thinking why isn't it
shooting the clippings at the side but it's just bunching up
underneath and then quitting? We don't know this yet.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
(08:55):
Like I don't even understand. You know the the grass that gets
cut because it's not attached tothe ground anymore?
Where does it go? Where does it go, Rachel?
Yeah. Where does?
It go, Rachel. No, well, actually it gets
bagged because Jeremy bags it. So doesn't get easy but we don't
bag. I don't bag mine because I know
this is, you know, I, I don't. I'm not an expert on lawns, but
(09:16):
I was told a long time ago get amulching mower.
And a mulching mower is a mower with a blade that chops up the
grass, supposedly. Yeah, I and.
Then leave and then you don't have to bag it.
You don't have to bag it it. Sits on your.
Grass in the pool. That's why we bag it in the, you
know. It's around your pool house, the
grass. No, no, not anymore.
(09:36):
Kids, kids feet. Ohh, I see.
Yeah. I just rake a my lawn.
I rake the grass, the tall bunched up grass from the good
sections onto the slightly dead sections and try and even.
I feel like that's even in it out.
Yeah, exactly. Well.
That's a good. I don't think it works.
Might maybe it helps it grow. So where do you put your bagged
grass then, Rachel? Out for a yard waste day?
(09:59):
I don't know. But they don't take your well in
the city. They don't take grass.
Jeremy takes it to the dump or the grass bin place or
something. That's what.
I miss in Saint Thomas we had a green bin, in Halifax we had a
green bin. No green bin in central Elgin.
No, you have to take your yard waste to a depot or something.
Well, yeah, but you can't bag your yard waste.
(10:20):
That's the way it is in London anyway.
That's why I don't. I wouldn't do it anyway, but
that's. Why?
Well, this has turned very riveting.
But yeah, sorry, this is we're at a municipal council meeting
right now. Where do you take your?
Why can't you bag it up? Back to me struggling with
(10:40):
someone else's mower. Yeah, Foreman, Yeah.
I'm sure the neighbors probably were watching thinking who is
this complete idiot? Does he never cut grass before?
Like it was it was bunching, it was turning off.
I was raking every two minutes. Were you?
I couldn't get the corners right.
So there's like long grass in between the strips where I'm
(11:01):
mowing because I couldn't figureout how to line it up You.
Really stuck at cutting grass. Oh, it was terrible.
Now, when, when all of that was going on, were you making any?
Were you? Oh yeah.
You can picture it. Swearing up a storm.
Absolutely. Picture it.
Yeah. Were the neighbors outside?
Did you see anybody? Thank goodness.
Oh, good. OK, so nobody that you know of
(11:24):
was watching you or could see you and.
It was a Saturday morning and itwas raining because every is
rain for every day for like 2 weeks it.
Seems to have it was true. I'm doing it anyway so I'm it
needs. To be done.
Wearing raining. Clearly your in laws were away.
Are they back? They're back now, yeah.
How do they enjoy the the treatment to your lawn?
(11:46):
Didn't they comment? Said about theirs because I
learned that while they're away they were at their other
daughter's house. So my brother and sister in
law's right, which is a much larger country property and they
were gone for an equal amount oftime as Barry and Marlene were
away from here. So, which resulted in Barry
having to cut their grass. And.
(12:08):
Which they have a lighting riding lawn mower in a large
large country lot. OK.
So that's a lot more work. And it's not the riding
lawnmower you remember as a child, Rachel, because these
ones don't have steering wheels anymore.
They just get the levers and what can spin on the spot.
Yeah, I don't know how to work that.
(12:29):
And I sure would love to see that video.
That would have been fun. Listen, if Barry can tap trees
and make Maple syrup, he can. He can figure out the levers on
a lawn mower. He figured it out, but I I bet
you the the experience was similar to mine.
Lots of swearing. There you go.
(12:49):
No neighbors though. No neighbors.
Yeah, everything worked out wellthen I think.
So that's a happy ending. Thanks.
Foreman love to hear stories about Foreman learning new
skills. Great job.
I like a happy ending. Thanks, Foreman.
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Sometimes, but not overwhelmingly.
Sometimes it's I think sometimesit's OK.
I think sometimes it's the perfect word there.
I you know, I'm not sure if the two of you are aware of this,
but I enjoy the occasional game of golf.
(16:59):
Do you really? How often do you golf, Dave?
Well. What do you mean by it?
Like when you say how often? What does that mean?
How many times a week? All eight days a week or.
No, not 8 days. No, no, I don't do eight days a
week, four or five, four or fiveif I could nap.
Four or five now 4. Or five?
(17:20):
Well, it. Was 3 when we were when we had.
Jobs. No, I've upped my upped my game
now up my game. You really?
Have I played literally? I play with, I've been playing
with a couple of guys we're I think close to.
I think we're we just started our third year playing together.
(17:41):
You've gotten thing. With a bunch of other guys.
Yeah, but then that's the difference you don't have time
for. That that groups falling apart
different to a new group. Here there is a new.
New foursome. New Well, actually, no, it's
just three of us. Is this the old man breakfast
group? Yeah, this is who I go and have
breakfast. I.
Was actually thinking about yourold man breakfast recently
(18:03):
because I saw a bunch of old menhaving breakfast when I was out
for breakfast with my old man and it wasn't Dave so I wondered
how your old man breakfasts weregoing.
That's not where I was, but it'sprobably where I was in the
winter time. I'm not there now.
I'm not there now. So they're good guys.
They they took me into their threesome when I was looking for
(18:26):
someone to play with their twosome.
I should say there was this. It's the two of them and they've
accepted me and we have a littlegame now.
We play for a little money, we know each other.
Very well put. Them on to that playing for
money. Nope.
Nope. They invited me in.
They watched. Because you played for.
A while I I did one of those. What do you call it when you?
(18:48):
Hustle. You hustled them.
I sandbagged right I I looked worse than I was.
Hustle. For a long time I was my golf
game had kind of petered out a little bit and then they invited
me into a money game because they realized I was about as
good as maybe as good, maybe a not quite as good as they were.
(19:10):
And there was a chance that theycould win some money off of me.
OK. And I quickly got better, right?
Because that's how I, that's howI, that's the way to work, I.
Just needed the motivation. I just needed.
That's right. I just need to so we have a
little money game. It's not a lot of money.
It's a little bit of money. You can maybe win a couple of
bucks on a day. Highly unlikely.
(19:31):
Today I won a quarter. I'm rich.
A. Quarter, I know I.
Always knew when Dave had a goodgolf day because he would Jingle
jangle his change down the hallway.
I don't need to hear him coming.Yeah, because my wife said stop
doing that. So I don't do that anymore.
I have I, but I, I keep my winnings in a container and I'm
(19:52):
OK, I'm ahead for now. OK, so I can always, you know,
so I've always. Got that jar for.
That that's right. So I don't.
I never feel like I'm. Losing.
If someone needs a coffee at your house, that's the jar they
go to. Right, there's enough for one.
Yeah, that's right. Anyway, what happens though when
you're at and I play it, there are members at my golf course.
I'm a member, but it's it's a public golf course.
(20:15):
So people, I call them, you've heard me to refer, refer to the
momos before. A Momo is, is a, a golfer who
maybe plays, I don't know, you can play 567 times a year.
But a Momo is a golfer comes outto a public golf course and
thinks that he's Rory McIlroy. You know, he, he, you know, he
(20:38):
Plumb bobs with his putter. He takes four or five practice
swings. He does all of that stuff.
He scuffs, he does so and then and then he chunks it right and
he's in front of you and you hate that.
That's. Like me.
Hate, hate, hate that I. Line it up perfectly.
But if you have a threesome and you're surrounded by foursomes,
(21:04):
it it can get tedious because we're quicker and they're not as
quick as we are. So we had someone who joined us
my first year playing with theseguys.
They just said, oh, by the way, they're coming tomorrow.
You OK with that? I'm like, yeah, sure.
(21:24):
I don't care who plays with this.
Sure, 4 is always better than three because it's not slow.
So anyway, I played with this person two years ago, I think
maybe 10, maybe 12 times. And then last year they didn't
come at all. And I think I asked at one
point, hey, we're, you know, oh,well, they've got some issues.
(21:46):
Some, you know, they can't, you know, so they can't play golf or
whatever. And I'm like, oh, OK.
Anyway, so this year this personhas is all in.
This person is a female, by the way.
I didn't mention that. Oh.
OK, I conveniently left out the fact that she's a female, so
she's not in our golf game at all.
(22:07):
She's not in breakfast iPad either.
No, no, she's not invited to. I haven't seen her.
You're quite exclusive with your.
Lifestyle not no, not necessarily anyways, she's very
nice lady. I you know, she's an older than
me and I know that's hard for you guys to imagine.
Wow, I know so older than me. At one point she said what are
(22:30):
you in your mid something the other day and I went no, but
thank you. So I felt good about that.
I felt pretty. Yeah.
I, I, I was like, it's. Because you're a, you're a very
young spirit, David. That's right.
Could be the two young women I live with.
That could be something to do. So whatever, whatever works.
That's right. Anyway, so she's joined us Now
(22:53):
here's the thing. Not last year, the year before
when she played with us, she didn't really bother me.
I, you know, she can play, but she has a habit of she's she's
not taking it overly soon. She's not really keeping score.
But so that means when if she hits a lousy shot, she'll often
(23:13):
drop another ball and just hit another one, which can get kind
of annoying if you're not expecting that.
That's what I do. Yeah, OK.
Well, that's not how golf works.That's not how we play.
We don't. You hit a bad shot, you have to
accept that, and you hit your next shot when you get to that
bad shot. OK, so anyway, but that's fine.
(23:35):
That's not like a really difficult thing to do.
Yeah, shall we? Played.
What about that youthful spirit,Rachel?
Yeah. Anyway, so now she's now she's
playing with, with us more often.
So now she's a little she's likewho books the tee times?
That's my job. We all have a job in the force
(23:56):
and one guy keeps score. The other guy I think buys beer
if we ever need a beer. But I don't know.
I don't know what exactly what he does.
And I book all the tee times. You can book 8 days in advance.
And I do that. I I'm up early, I book the tee
times. So she asked who's booking the
tee time. So, you know, my one buddy says
Dave's doing that. Oh, well, I don't, I think we're
(24:19):
playing a little too early. It's a little chilly.
I'm like, I don't care. Don't say that to Dave.
Yeah, I don't care. Oh boy.
Like you, you get what you get. And you don't get upset, right?
You get. It's too early.
Oh. It's too early and you know, you
know what too early is for them at 9:00.
(24:43):
Well, it's not very warm out yetat 9:00.
No, it's not it. Will be soon, like in July,
you're going to want to be out there at 7:00 or 8:00.
Supposed to be, she says to me one like one day.
She goes, well, did you not check the forecast?
No, I don't check for a forecastthat's eight days away.
It's, you know, the end of May. I'm booking 9:00.
(25:05):
If you don't like it, but I didn't say don't come, I just
said. Yeah.
So does she have any other friends that she could golf
with? Or apparently she chooses to be
with you. Apparently she chooses.
To be why does she not have other friends?
I don't know. That's what I'm beginning to
wonder. So yeah, yesterday we played and
(25:26):
I would be coming No eighteen holes at yes at 9 and I was
becoming and she because she wascomplaining about today's tea
time yesterday. Well, it's too early for me.
I'm like, good, don't come. It was the I just said to her,
it was the only time I could get.
I don't want to play at 2:00 in the afternoon.
(25:49):
I would prefer to play at 9:00, but sometimes you can't.
OK, Oh, well, it's too early forme.
Great. So you won't be here tomorrow.
Wonderful, I say to myself. Right.
Anyway, she became. If it was me though, he would
say it to me. Mildly annoying yesterday.
She doesn't follow the golf etiquette.
(26:10):
You know, she's sometimes she's chatting when she shouldn't be
chatting. Oh, in the backswing I hate.
That, or sometimes she. Likes to drive.
She likes to drive her cart ahead when, you know, one of us
maybe hit one of those lousy shots that we have to still go
and hit the second one and she's50 yards up and you have to go,
(26:32):
hey. We're back here good at Target
you. Can't go ahead of everyone's
ball. You have to stay behind the last
ball. Anyway, so I talked to myself
yesterday after I left. I'm like I'm starting to get
annoyed. Should I say something to my
fellow the other two guys 'causeI'm wondering, is it just me?
Am I gonna go straight to hell because I like am I the one?
(26:56):
She's ruining the line. Yeah, Am I the only one?
Like she's starting to annoy me.All of a sudden, I think step
one, maybe if you've got the three of you without her at a
moment, you could be like, yeah,what do you guys think?
And then if that doesn't go anywhere and nothing changes,
then it looks like tee times might.
(27:17):
The only time I could get is 8. Yeah, exactly.
I'm booking 6:00 AM. Well, I was going to say, like,
if you. So if the three of you decide
you don't want to play with her,who gets to tell her?
That this is the problem. But no one has to it is Dave
starts progressively making earlier earlier tea time she'll.
Leave. So anyway, obviously I like to
stick up for the. Women.
(27:38):
But in this case, I'm like, yeah, I could see that.
That's annoying. I'm, I'm annoyed and I think to
myself, I know she's not playingtoday because it's way too early
for her. So I'm.
I'm actually going to say something to the other boys
today. I'm gonna go, you know?
Yeah. She's starting to annoy you.
Or am I the only one that's getting annoyed?
Except that I showed up. I drove into the parking lot
this morning, and there she was.Oh, for the early tea time.
(28:02):
And I just went. Well, there's my day's boy.
How she's treating you guys is how I would treat my husband.
But not other men. You know, like, not other
people. Like if you, if I'm in a
foursome, yeah. Like I wouldn't, not that I
would be rude to him, but I would say things like, well, I
don't, I don't want to play at that time.
(28:23):
Right. Like I would, I would exactly.
I would ask for the adjustments,but I wouldn't ask for an
adjustment if it was a group decision already.
Do you know what I mean? Oh, she wanted my phone number
so she could contact me and I went no, you can't have my
phone. I am never giving you my phone.
Number. Ever, ever, ever.
Yeah, today. Today was way worse.
(28:46):
I mean. Way.
Worse, to the point where at onepoint she squanked a shot.
So she squanked her shot. Yeah, to the right.
We all saw her do it. And she's like, oh, and she
talks a lot. And so I'm next.
She was sort of off to my you. Did like in reading?
(29:06):
Next, I'm hitting. Next, I'm getting ready to hit a
shot. She's now behind me and whistles
a ball by my head because she hits another shot.
What? So.
I said to the boys, what the hell was that?
And so Charlie says I'll speak to her.
I said no, don't bother. You can't be hitting another
(29:29):
shot if someone's standing rightthere.
So then he did, he spoke and shewas like, I'm really sorry.
I I wasn't even thinking. And I'm like, yeah.
You have. To look at where you're hitting
it, though, look, there's someone standing in front of me.
I shouldn't hit. Second last hole is a par three.
I'm hitting last, the other three have already hit.
(29:50):
I take a practice swing and she takes off in her cart all the
way to the to the green. And I looked at the other boys
and said, what the Hell's going on?
And they're like, so I went, well, I'm hitting.
Yeah, it's I, I have to hit. She's not looking.
She's at the green. So I hit right at her.
(30:14):
Not intentional. Well, no, yeah, I'm not that
good. You all have to wait at the
same. You all have to be at the same
spot so nobody gets hit. And she and she.
She looks. That at the ball, it didn't come
closer. It didn't come that.
Closer and then, she said. Well, I'm really sorry, Dave.
(30:35):
What would you do for us? So what do you say, Foreman?
Just book keep. Booking early and.
Early, I'm golfing at six, I'm golfing at six.
I'm avoiding the confrontation and I'm golfing at six.
I wish I was a better golfer. I might have hit her.
I don't know, You know, I just, that's a terrible thing to.
I'd find a new foursome. This is due to underwhelming
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(31:53):
Podcast here if you. Don't mind.
Yeah, something else I've been doing lately is getting ready
for our garage sale, big garage sale weekend here in my town and
and I'm getting ready for. Is that this coming weekend as
we record this? As I record this, yeah, May
31st, the day after my birthday,and tomorrow is Foreman's
(32:14):
birthday after we've like as we're recording this, so.
Yeah, jokes on all, you've been trying to make a big deal about
my age last week and I'm still 39.
Yeah, bottom line is still. Today.
It's not really by the time. You hear this podcast both of
us. Is all irrelevant.
OK, good. Right.
OK. Should have been the name of the
(32:34):
podcast. This is all irrelevant.
This is all. Irrelevant.
Why didn't we call it? Yeah, well, that would be the
title of this episode exactly. I'm writing the next.
I'm not. I'm putting that down.
Forget that. Yeah.
That's. Right.
All right, so it's garage sale weekend.
This is all. What is it irrelevant?
Garage sale weekend, except it'salready over.
(32:56):
How it's? Already over?
Well, I hope we got rid of all of our crap.
Did you sell the cpap for 7 bucks that?
Sold years ago Foreman that was that's long gone this year we're
getting rid of most of the toys that are in our.
CPAP that's so funny. If you miss it, we we talked
about that on our on our radio show, because I.
(33:17):
Went when we mentioned that a couple weeks ago.
I went back through the archivesto try and find that bit and I
couldn't. You couldn't.
That's. Too bad.
Oh, it was way too far. Too bad.
Yes, well my my stepdad had a CPAP device, like he was selling
the tubing for it or something. I don't know.
Whatever part that you can sterilize, he was and I think I
put 10. He's like just sell it for
(33:38):
whatever. And so I think I put 10 bucks on
it. Some guy like hassled me for 7-7
bucks and. These guys are all like.
That's how much your life is worth.
Your life is worth. Well, I don't know.
It's the tube for some. I don't really know how they
work, so I don't know. Yes, but if it's if if it's got
any value, why are you trying todicker it down?
(34:02):
It's life or death. It's.
Life or death? I need one of these.
Can you? Would you sell it for five so.
And that's how we garage sale Jeremy and I, we will.
Roll the dice again tonight. Hopefully it works.
There's no crack in it. We will put a price on
(34:24):
something, but then if somebody's like will you take
this much? We're like, yes, the end like
fine. Well, just I don't care because
once you have gone through your home and organized everything
and gotten it on to your driveway, I am not taking all
that back in. It is not coming back in the
house. It is either.
(34:44):
Being. Sold for a penny or it's going
to Goodwill, like we are not bringing that back in the house.
OK. So anything that doesn't sell
goes immediately in the trunk and goes somewhere else.
Yeah, OK. Because I'm not, I don't want to
deal with it. I've already gotten it out of my
house. It's, it's, it's physically out.
I'm not bringing it back in. Most of the battle with garage
(35:07):
saling is just getting everything organized ahead of
time. It's not the actual sale itself.
It's the going through toys. So even tonight before this
podcast, I, you know, me and, and Jeremy and the kids are down
here, they're in the basement going through all their toys.
I'm like, can we get rid of these dolls?
Can we get rid of this playset? Can we get rid of this play
kitchen? Can we get like stuff that has
(35:28):
just been sitting there and no one cares about?
And they'll say, Oh, well, sometimes we play with that.
I'm like, how many times you putyou play with it one time a
year? It's going, we're getting rid of
it. All you guys care about is your
iPads. Anyway, I'm getting rid of all
your toys. Like you have nothing left toys
and play outside. I don't know, do something else
or iPads and go outside. So all you want to do is be on
(35:50):
YouTube, whatever so. Keep a soccer ball and you're
good. Keep a soccer ball.
We have outdoor toys. That's fine, you know, because
in the summer where it's at all the time.
So no more toys ever. These kids are never getting
another toy. No, I'm not.
I don't. I don't think I bought any toys
for Christmas last Christmas. I don't believe you at all.
No, that does not sound. Truthful.
(36:11):
No, that doesn't sound. Truthful.
They got a video game system andthat was the big thing.
I don't think I bought any toys.No.
There's. A small pause, but enough of a
pause between. They got a video game system,
yeah. They did get a video game.
Ohhh yeah. So that was their big thing,
right? We should follow this up in a
(36:32):
few months, but OK. Sure, they don't play with
enough ever. Like what a waste of money.
The video game system. Play more video games.
Yeah, what's wrong with you kids?
We've got the VR. Stop playing outside, get in
here and play with this video game system.
Like it's. You bought the VR headset?
Must be nice. It must be nice.
(36:54):
It must be nice. Julia and I was like, okay, well
they're not getting much else like I don't.
So I was like, fine, this will be like the you're not getting a
lot else, but this is your big gift for everybody, both of you
and whatever it's you. Just put it out for the garage
sale. Well, I'm not doing that because
they're. Not are they using it.
(37:15):
No, some not. No, not very much.
Give you 7 bucks. No, it was way more than $7.00
I. Throw in the CPAP machine
because. Here's the other thing that
happens with Garage. Sale.
People want stuff for nothing like a CPAP machine for 7 bucks.
That's the whole right now. We don't sell things for very
(37:36):
much either. Like you were like books $0.25
you know? Like I don't care I just wanted
out of here. Some people really love to sell
things for pricey amount. 5 bucks each.
No thanks. No, that's not a garage sale
price. So we were getting everything
out of the garage. You put prices on everything.
Do you like sit down the night acouple of nights?
(37:56):
Before. Or I buy those stickers that are
easy, or I just put like all thebooks in a box and say $0.25.
I don't know, whatever a dollar,do you?
Have should I come to wherever this is taking place?
Should I if I were to come? Can I don't carry cash?
Can I use my? Well you could E transfer me I
(38:18):
guess. You cannot tap your phone like
at a garage sale. I don't have like a tap for you.
$0.25 a book Can I? Can't tap for $0.25.
No, you have to bring cash. I don't.
Like to bring cash? I think people go and get cash
to go garage saleing. Do they?
Yeah, because you get the early birds, right?
Like, so they're out at 7:00 AM or 6:30 and they're circling to
(38:41):
see who's open. They want to get the good deals.
They want to get the good stuff before it's all gone.
They're prepared, they're out there early and they always have
cash. Are there good deals?
Is there anything worth even buy?
Do you buy from anybody else that's selling?
Sometimes if I find something but.
That's, but that's the. Whole I don't even have time to
go, just a. Second, you're.
(39:02):
That's the whole point of this is to get rid of stuff.
Oh my God, yes. Well, last year our neighbors
were getting rid of a BBQ playset and Julia was like, I
want that. So they gave it to her.
Do you think she touched it at all?
This whole year? I'm like, you were 10 years old,
there's no way you're going to play with that.
You know you have to sell it. Yeah.
So I said I'm putting that garage, I'm putting that back
(39:23):
out for the garage sale, by the way, on your driveway, so you
can make money on this. Yeah.
And it's going to be sold like we are not keeping this enough.
We basically stored it for them in our basement for a year.
That's what we did. Well, you're selling a lot of
your stuff as much as you can, and then what you can't sell
goes in the car and it's going to Goodwill, but you're also out
(39:45):
wandering around buying everybody.
Re accumulating. Yeah, sometimes.
Sometimes, yeah, but not. Always.
I salute most of the kids. Re accumulating.
I salute your town for doing a great job of recycling.
Sure you can if you're looking for toys.
Like when I was a young mum and would look and I had little
kids, buying toys and stuff likethat from garage sales was the
(40:06):
best. Oh yeah.
I mean, for that kind of especially the little kids stuff
and babies, there's absolutely no reason to buy any of that
brand new, no. So you're OK with that?
You're OK with buying other people's toy, especially young
kids toys that they chewed and slobbered and done all that?
Stuff, I mean, it's typically the stuff that's in good.
(40:27):
Shape very particular about the sheets in your hotel room.
Oh yes, I'm not buying used sheets at a garage sale, I tell
you that. Buy my own brand new comfortable
down filled bedding. Thank you very much.
But they matched the mattress down the street.
(40:47):
The one outside, leaning up against the brick wall.
That's. Been outdoors in the rain for
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We crave that. That's why we do this.
And in fact, thank goodness for you and for people like Ainsley.
Ainsley. Who?
Back in January when I was discussing problems with the guy
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Whatever happened with that? Did you go back to him?
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But last time I went, he was so late he forgot his scissors in
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distracted with other people andother things going on and kept
and I'm just sitting there like supposed to be getting my
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And he owns the place. Oh boy.
If you're, I'm sorry, Mr. Barber.
(43:26):
If you're a Barber, when I was in on the radio, I never forgot
my headphones. If you're a Barber, you don't
forget your scissors in the car.Right.
Why? Why don't you just leave them at
work? You own the place.
I don't know. That was that was the last
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You know what? Someone recommended I go
somewhere else and I looked backthrough the messages and it was
(43:47):
Ainsley who said yeah. Foreman.
My husband goes to Angry Bear Barber in Saint Thomas.
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(44:09):
Look. At your hair.
Look at your hair. I was going to say that well.
That fade. Wow, that's a good haircut.
That's a haircut fast. Easily.
I noticed your haircuts but I didn't today, so Angry Bear is a
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Anytime, tell Toby OK? Yes, absolutely.
(44:30):
By the way, also a message from Dave and Elmer.
OK. Sent to me, but I've.
Heard from Dave for a little while.
It's about you, Rachel. And I don't know if he, I mean,
it's getting back to Rachel, obviously.
OK Dave says that I hope my new gig is going well.
Yes for sure. Side note, can you please find
out what course Rachel and her woman's group is golfing at so
(44:52):
it can be avoided at all costs the days they are there Haha
Dave and Elmer. Should I tell you?
I don't know if I should tell Dave or it's just a surprise
maybe for him. It's a public service.
Look if you. It's a public service.
If you don't want to help the public if you don't want to.
I don't need to help the public in this case the.
(45:14):
Pain and suffering that could that could happen to somebody
who's stuck behind you. That's right.
That's fine. She's.
Already A5, some soon to be 6, some with that Lady Dave doesn't
want. Yeah.
You. Can have.
Her. We don't want her because she
seems too hardcore for us. Much too.
Aloof. I think that's what you gotta.
You gotta. Push for relaxed but we are not
(45:35):
aloof, I can tell you that. Would be the funniest thing ever
if somehow David you get her into Rachel's group.
No, let's see if I can do that. When do you golf?
'Cause they'll make us do three and three.
I'm going out this Thursday, actually.
Thursday evening now. I'll message.
You later. She does like late times we have
to go after work. Yeah, she likes it when it
perfect. Hates getting up early.
(45:56):
Yeah, clearly. OK, I have a message from
Lindsay Devoe now that we know how to say her name.
Lindsay from Halifax. Hey guys, it's still great
listening to you. And thanks to Eileen for
reminding me, as I've been busy with my hubby being away, that I
am still waiting to see the finished puzzle project of that
puzzle. Oh, Costco puzzle mail to
(46:18):
Rachelle House. Yeah, Lindsey is the one that
sent you the Costco puzzle, Rachel.
It's on a shelf in the kids toy closet.
Okay, Rachel, if you're going tobe the one that does the puzzle,
Foreman needs to help you. That is my request.
You heard it here folks. Hey Foreman.
Also side note, Halifax Fleet Week is coming up.
(46:42):
Time to go sailor shopping. That wasn't some sailor
shopping. That would be fun.
Yeah. Only single to be single in
Halifax. The Dutch men are here.
Is that what they are? They'll be Dutch sailors,
they'll be German sailors, American sailors, British.
Sailors. Oh, Spanish sailors.
(47:02):
Really. Canadian sailors I.
Thought it was just like all theCanadian sailors coming home or
something. Oh, it's international fleet.
Week. Oh, OK, no.
No, no. Everyone's on their Sunday
putting on their Sunday best. Their white shoes.
You're so naive, Rachel. I don't.
What do I know? I don't live there or I don't
know. You've never experienced Fleet
(47:23):
Week, No. Wouldn't that be lovely so.
Isn't that why your husbands away, Lindsay?
Because he's a sailor. Is he away?
I don't want to go down. During Fleet Week or is it a
different? I don't want to go further down
that road while she can't immediately respond, so that's
right.
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