Dummies in the Desert

Dummies in the Desert

From history, tier lists, reading the dictionary, exposing the secret society of Lunch Ladies, and everything in between, come join Carter, Aidan, Abe, Brock, Nathan, Lucas, James, Devin, Nathan, Kayden, Luke, Dylan, Nate, Other Aidan, Kaison, Jackin, and Johnny. We are the Dummies in the Desert. Follow us as we embark on our majestic journey as the worlds podcast.

Episodes

June 18, 2024 110 mins

Sorry that the quality of this episode sucks, I didn't have the time to properly edit it.

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Do you need some albums recommendations? We got you covered. Join us as we talk about our favorite albums from The Beatles and Prince to Kayne West and Kendrick Lamar to Spoon and Daft Punk.

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From the Silk, Sea and Sand Roads and the rise of the Monguls to the columbian exchange to the Great Depression to fall of the British Empire, listen to semiprofessional historians Jack Monson and Aidan Giles as they go through all of the history students see in AP World. You may not have done much work throughout the school year but if you have an hour and forty minutes to spare we can offer a semi decent substitute.


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Can the dummies solve all the world's problems?


Which dummy has the most rizz?


What are the Dummies' favorite princess movie?


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Sing some of your favorite Christmas carols with your favorite dummies.

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What is the true meaning of Christmas?


Can the dummies write Christmas Carols?


What is the best Christmas movie?


Fortnite?


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Which of the dummies would be the best Santa Clause?


What are some of the wackiest holiday traditions?


Would you go to prom with Mrs. Clause?


Can the dummies sing Christmas carols?


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Who can cook the best food?


Where did James go?


Can you cook pasta only using plastic spoons?


Why didn't Nathan and Jackin cook their soup?


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Who killed Nathan?


Is Satchel a psychopath?


What did we find in our Dark Web Mystery Box?


Is Devin a good Butler?


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October 10, 2023 60 mins

Can Luke write a song in 5 minutes?


Can Luke kill evil Dylan?


Who knows Luke the best?


Who is the best dancer?


Will Nathan finish his quesadilla?


Where is Luke going?


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September 20, 2023 47 mins

Which dummy will get the most dates?


How does one talk to a women?


Am I a nerd for making a game segment about analytics?


What happened to our political ideology tier list segment?


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August 16, 2023 118 mins

Will Nathan and Carter be able to escape the Temple of the Thing They Want?


What's Carter's coolest Transformer?


Who knows Carter the best?


What are the best cheeses?


What is Carter going to do now that he's leaving home?


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Does anyone remember Just James?


Can we write a screenplay in 5 minutes?


What's the best lizard?


Are we pro or anti microphones?


Why if politics do where ideologies perhaps?


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July 4, 2023 66 mins

Which president would win in a fist fight?


What is the best American Stereotype?


Are we about to get canceled?


Will Aidan shut up about American History?


Why did we add a Gushers ad?


(disclaimer: most people should be smart enough to understand this but for the rest of the population just because one person says or believes in one thing that does not mean the The Dummies in the Desert as a whole endorse...

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June 6, 2023 77 mins

Will the Dummies be able to survive the heat?


What are some of the Dummies darkest secrets?


Can Dummies still argue as their mouths on fire?


Will Aidan be able to talk about Midway?


What are the best political ideologies?


Do any of the Dummies understand any of the political ideologies?


This episode is dedicated to Joe Stuart cause he gave us the hot sauce and he's a cool dude. We are very Pr...

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May 22, 2023 82 mins

Will Aidan ever shut up about the Sharknado movies?


What the balls is Troll 2 about?


Which of the Cars movies is the best?


Is Killer Bean racist?


Why do we watch so many bad movies?


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Do you really know the Dummies?


Do the Dummies really know the Dummies?


Can a hammer head shark beat up a tiger?


What is the best word that starts with the letter X?


What is the best pillow on the Curtis's couch?


Why is this episode basically just ASMR?


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April 10, 2023 103 mins

Let me guess the AP test is in a couple weeks and you didn't read the book. Don't worry Jack and Aidan got you. In this review we go over the entire history of America and sing James K. Polk by They Might Be Giants. We go from Pre-columbian Native Americans, to the American Revolution, to the Anti-Masonic Party, to the Canning of Sumner, to Woodrow Wilson (cringe), to FDR's two billion organizations, to Cold War, to Jac...

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Who's smarter Dummies or Scholars?


Is McDonalds Marxist or Stalinist?


Is 7 the 6th best number?


What is the 3rd furthest planet from Earth?


What is the best School Subject?


Will Katlyn do my AP Chemistry homework for me?


Find out all of this and more as us Dummies team up with Scholars to find out what is truly the meaning of the universe. Then once we found it we got bored so we recorded anothe...

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"There must be some way out of here, said the joker to the thief" learn of the chaos, death and politics that was carried out during one of the most contentious times in American history. Hippies, Helicopters and Hellish Guerrilla warfare this is the story of the Vietnam War and why America was doomed to loose it...

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