077 - Emily in Paris S2E8-10 [Netflix]

Join us for Episode 77 of Dumpsterpiece Theatre as we wrap up Emily in Paris Season 2 - where champagne sabering goes horribly wrong, pregnant bosses eat their way through every scene, and fashion shows at Versailles somehow involve twerking in fancy underwear.

Key Moments:

• Camille's dad literally loses a fingertip while sabering champagne, spraying blood all over Emily's face in the most slapstick sequence this show has ever produced
• Claude becomes our champagne expert, explaining the proper technique for sabering bottles (spoiler: you have to commit to the motion)
• Madeline arrives in Paris looking like she swallowed a bowling ball, then proceeds to eat baby carrots in literally every scene while wielding corporate buzzwords like weapons
• We witness mime harassment in the wild as a street performer mocks Madeline's pregnancy because apparently that's comedy gold
• The fashion show at Versailles features Gregory dressed as Marie Antoinette presenting shapewear through interpretive dance and flash mob choreography
• Timothy breaks up with Emily via bicycle chase in the most mature relationship conversation she's had all season
• Sylvie's husband Laurent shows up in a towel-wearing Eric's worst nightmare scenario at the apartment door
• Luke delivers the ultimate foot-in-mouth performance by spilling Emily's entire romantic history to Alfie at a party
• Pierre fires Savoir in the most brutal French dismissal ever: "You will never understand me"
• The great Savoir rebellion unfolds as the entire French office quits simultaneously, leaving Emily to choose between Chicago corporate life and Parisian chaos

Distance Watch Update: Alfie's "long distance" relationship from London clocks in at a whopping 2 hours and 18 minutes by train. If Hardin and Tessa can survive 38 minutes, anyone can make this work.

Is this season finale a masterpiece of romantic confusion? Absolutely not. Does it feature enough workplace drama, finger injuries, and questionable fashion choices to keep us entertained? Surprisingly, yes! The season earns points for commitment to chaos but loses them for making us sit through three episodes of Camille's manipulative scheming.

Next Episode: We're taking a wild detour into art house cinema with "The Holy Mountain" - a 1973 fever dream featuring characters named "The Chimpanzee" and "Bald Woman Two." Prepare for enlightenment, or at least confusion.

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