November 8, 2024 • 76 mins
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video keeennn. I am Boner Wood, it is November 2nd, 2024! The first week of November! Anyway, we don't have a full house tonight, but we are expected to have somebody else with us tonight! Anyway! From the great state of fucked up Alaska because it doesn't know if it wants to be cold or not.
(02:39):
then the Frozen Pig-Man himself, Mr. Ork. Boy, there ain't a truer fucking statement out there. I tell you what, 21 inches of snow already in the talk of 40 degrees and it's raining again by fucking Tuesday so Mother Nature's definitely lost her goddamn mind.
But you're good, discover you're actually ready to play.
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But it uses oil!
That's right. The real great stage.
[ sinking regular high vibes ]
Get up there.
And it's not because you love talk.
(laughter) I'm going to throw.
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You know, brag too much about that cuz that-
Speaker 2 (03:35):
(laughter)
(laughs)
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You come up over to the East Coast up my way in my neck of the woods back out back, and he loves his wood He's starting to get in some Christmas orders. Finally you motherfuckers. That's about goddamn time Go over to what's how wood turning comm check it out grab you some custom orders before it's too late It is none other than Mr.. Waquim what time?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
- Yay.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
If you, if you had a foot race between a dinosaur and a human, did you know that it's most likely?
Or I mean, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Human would win!
Speaker 3 (04:13):
would win. doesn't matter the size ... if you have a race between dinosaur and human ... most likely.
Why?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm just saying you fucked it up to begin with
Speaker 3 (04:34):
(laughing)
Speaker 2 (04:37):
you
Speaker 3 (04:41):
But. It's been one of those weeks, but I'm still fucking breathing, so it's been one of those years. I know, right. So this is going to be disgusting, right? But you guys know, genetically, I I have I am subject subjected to boils once in a while. With Crohn's, that heightens that percentage rate of when it happens.
(05:18):
And something wet!
And I was like what the fuck? I was like what was that.
there's nothing wet on my sheath. So I sit up a little bit and I reach back behind my back again where I scratched. And this fucking boil that's been there for years because it hardened up
Back in the day.
(05:40):
this morning.
So I get my mom in here I said I need you in here now cuz she was going out to the store. So she gets in here, as she went home my god, she starts mashing on it right. And we probably said here for like 10 minutes, and that bitch was so fucking loaded.
(06:01):
I didn't even do it. It didn't hurt.
I'm out of here, and what didn't it what usually bothers me is if you don't know boils usually have very smelly puss this one did not smell at all I was very fucking surprised cuz I'm like that bitch has been there for how long she went back when he was on him era I was like so
Speaker 2 (06:34):
** us**
Speaker 3 (06:38):
[Laughter] But I was like, "What the fuck? That's the first thing I'll wake up to as a fucking."
loyal. That just decided to go later.
out St. Helens of boners back. [Laughter] Pretty much. Pretty much. But, I want to make it clear. It wasn't bothering me all these years, it was basically a knot. Sometimes they do form knots under your skin for whatever reason, but it just.
(07:07):
had decided to do that and I was like, wow. And she just kept mashing it and mashing it and mashing it. And she had to get like a whole fucking roll of paper towels to fucking, you know, keep it from going down my fucking spine and shit. But I know people were loving the story right now. They was. Going. I mean, it's. Very stock if we don't have growth.
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(laughing) If this was the
doing it? I mean, right? Right? Right? I'd be selling tickets. You guys gotta come see this. Yeah and you know it's mine.
very fucking... painful. They are so... you can't touch them, you can't breathe on them, that's how bad...
(07:56):
but this one just...
been there and it was like you know what
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Um, I'm outta here. *laughs*
Speaker 3 (08:06):
It's time that our ways
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Right, right. Farewell, good friend.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I would not believe that. Man. It was just f**t. It was weird. Anyway, uh, joining us now from the swamp. Ass of Florida. He is the psych warden. Gang CEO supervisor and sometimes patients himself. He is the Marine crown eater. I stink him. Sergeant war dog. Hey, hey, dark green Marine.
(08:39):
I hear that!
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I hear that.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Anyway if you didn't see the post over on Facebook, Instagram, VV Radio, or
I gots to tell ya, the DV Radio Senior Challenge coins are in.
They look fucking beautiful. That's it. It's so expect them. Expect them within the next few weeks, obviously, depending on your shipping.
(09:17):
because it is coming through usps. So depending on how they decide to ship shit and how quickly it is. - Probably fucking dogsled all the way up here. These slow sons of bitches. Anyway. - Look, that time fucking JJ sent me that goddamn pen and it didn't get here for what, three months? Four months? - They could have walked it there by that time, man. Come on. - I know and he had come up to my house twice during that time. - That pen was six months late. - Six months, six months. - Yes.
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Captain All October hasn't crossed fingers anymore
else uh I'll be doing the November design very soon as in doing the final dress
and getting it up hopefully on the store over there where the other 10-year designs are so if you haven't gotten any of your 10 year designs that you want you better get them because time is running out you got until December 31st to get them that's it December 31st and they will be gone they will never return I don't give a fuck who you are
Speaker 2 (10:56):
turn. Oh, look...
Speaker 3 (10:58):
official light comes on.
You're watching? Anyway, well this lead to 2024 and usually by now you'll hear people start talking before it's been so bad.
2025 is it's going to be my year man. I think it was finally lost hope. It might just be the end of.
(11:24):
at
Yep. Yep. Um, I'll say this, and this is all we'll say about this the rest of the night. Uh, if you're going to vote, go vote, because that's what you feel like and who you vote for is your own opinion and feelings, not because I'm celebrity or news network or news article told you to, or some fucking meme on Facebook or because your friends, your
(11:58):
policies. That's all I want to say. That's that's it. Are you saying shit else because fuck politics politics. Fuck god damn motherfucking ass wiping politics god. I'd be glad when the ads are over. Holy shit. Dude.
Pandora you know what it's like to be in a fucking swing state come live in a fucking swing state
(12:20):
for one fucking election. Oh my Dude, I can't tell you how many times I have backed out of a fucking YouTube video and restarted it to get the fucking political ads to go away. You know, I'm not even joking.
to a song me and my mom so I back out start it up back out started up I think
(12:43):
times. I backed out just to get a fucking political ad to go away. But anyway, I don't know who I'm going to feel for this year. I was just a vote for whoever did.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Like, I don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Like video players.
given his choices aren't always right.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
- Uh.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
- I love it, I love it (all laughing)
Baby early
You do! That's right. Well we'd get in the shaft, right? I see it in the video yesterday or this morning in this 'It was this black lady at her
And I guess her grandchild or daughter comes in and says, mama what you doing? She said, I'm hiding my baby oil. So she said, why are you hiding your baby oil for? She went, from did it.
(13:40):
And she went, I don't care. What did you come and get my because he needed it? Hey, that's the you know what this it should we should have thought about this last weekend. It could be the new scary Halloween story.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Why did you buy baby oil? Did you?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
- It's a good Christmas.
but don't forget to put baby oil out for diddy. I've seen a lot of people wearing those ski masks with the ditty face for Halloween. I don't know if you guys have seen those.
Yeah. I see a fucking realist though. What kind of things likes virgins in gold? Yeah.
(14:24):
the notes aren't actually
I was like, fucking what?
Exactly!
like the Simpsons rice rejected? Yeah.
I've never really liked him personally.
(14:54):
of my music that I've ever had. I don't think there's one Diddy song out there. No, I mean he was big. Like what late 90s as a rapper.
Like late nineties or 2000's. So, back then it was like, that's kinda cool, but then I grew up.
So I think the one that got him really big was, what was it?
Is that the one?
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or somebody else. I can't think.
wouldn't keep everything in your 처음, what做 you think,
And they can I put it cuz he was
because they're designed to be
I don't know.
I was going to say he was a producer. So he's always been a producer.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well not always but for the majority.
something that I would hope you'd let me know what you want. And then puppy shed it to me to just follow. Keep it busy because when I went, man, I'm out of the house tonight.
Shut the fuck up dude
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(laughing)
Take care. 둘째 개 о snacks
Oh yeah...
But I don't know if.
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Oh. My. Fucking. God.
We have lost it tonight
(coughing)
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you guys down true?
Thanks for watching guys!
We will do our best to keep ourulation H because this is a similar "S cooking battle in
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That's gonna be fun.
It gets harder every year because.
level that are out there.
Is the stuff that they had done like moved
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television shows, it's hard to.
from stuff on YouTube.
video or show because of fucking licensing
It is one of the hardest things here lately.
The easier ones are mus- musicians, obviously. But yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
He says.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
My God, Mr. Weatherboy! Oh, yeah. So if there's somebody that you'd like to hear in the end of the year tribute for 2024, you can send them to info@dvradio.net that is not a guarantee that they will be in the tribute because I have to keep it short, but I also have to make it makes sense because I try to make it into like a little.
(18:08):
if you will. But yeah, so that's that's coming up quick. Chris, over on affinity Friday, which was last night from affinity protocol, if you guys didn't know, was talking about some streaming stuff and that we would be linking up soon. And that is true. So we will be doing some streaming with affinity soon.
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And let me before I forget I actually show that on the video.
are watching it is affinity defy. So you can go over there to X and go listen to their latest affinity protocol to find out more information about what they said last night, of course,
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I'm not logging in. um Let's uh, actually before we go around the proverbial.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Jared from the
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Hope for 22 a day dot org in here with us what you go to bro
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Hey how's it going guys?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
We're going to try to keep my clearance going.
just drink some water.
Our bed hasn't been listening for a couple of days now. We're good. Yeah.
I DO have a bunch of stuff that's current
(19:54):
right next to me, I need you to check it out.
No, that'd bemore cautious job. Those Bugs are (no I've got some some wine and some meat)
I'm gonna ask.
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need to bottle it, bottle it and drink it.
all
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And I just walked in and say, "My present is my presence."
(laughter) - Oh my god.
This doesn't need.
right?
they taste
(21:00):
have enough for the jars. Okay. Your own supply. Yeah.
Oh shit. So really quick. Let's go around the proverbial table. Mr Oink, how was your week, sir? Oh, another week of night shift down and out. Like I said, we had about 21 inches of snow over the last couple of, well, week and a half, but, uh, and like I said,
(21:25):
day it's supposed to be 40 degrees in rain again so mother nature hasn't figured out why for something I don't know somebody pissed her off I don't know but it's that time of year we don't know what's gonna happen and of course you can't you know no offense here
for sharp folks.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
(laughterarm.iamente)
Speaker 3 (21:49):
come on easy. It's been a week man.
Work-as-usual. Nothing exciting. You know.
I also knocked out of it that didn't bother me none so...
So all's good
(22:11):
you finish that that f***ing last comp.
Cause I was like.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
leave that in the show. ( qualifying boasts of power in professional hatting )
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Mr. Bender. How was your week, sir? Pretty good. Pretty good. Just quiet work and all works. No play as usual living the bachelor.
Uh, like earlier today, I was like, Oh, I think.
Toss a couple of hot dogs into the air fryer, you know, it's most good, like all beef hot dogs, cheese them.
(22:44):
prior. And there was some chicken wings who had moulded that I left in there from like last week. I was like, ah, fuck.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
[laughing] Just cook them again. They're safe.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
There's this penicillin in the door.
Sure, I can probably use the penicillin for something.
$2. No.
But, yeah, no.
Yes!
(23:17):
Oh, Organic blue cheese. Oh, yeah. I.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
tell her nothing. So he was like, just forestall done, but yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
- No, I did not eat it, no.
No. I just decided to go over to the microwave.
The wigs are still in the air. Probably the show the show. I guarantee you, that was one.
I don't know one too many and you're like I'll get it in the morning and you had such an hangover
(23:58):
- Next morning, you were like.
the air fryer until last this week. That's a fairly accurate assessment. Yes.
I was like, Oh man, I've got some wings. It's going to be awesome. Film the air fryer passed out. Yeah, that's more, I didn't even think about it was like, Oh, I'm going to get some breakfast tacos, fuck. - Waffle house, mmm.
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laughing
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choose from the store. there only one fully clearance accessible restaurant
up. So um. Don't get the joke. What fucking hell fuck all y'all.
(24:55):
How was your week? Okay, man. Um,
one part of it truly pissed me off. >> Yeah, was it the civilian, please tell me it was a civilian then you punch that motherfucker right in the dick. >> No my pain doctor now says that I can't drink alcohol
(25:20):
more of the pain medication, and it s just...
gas trauma, though it's not, you know, like something hard.
my neck and back shirt
>> Thank you.
And then had to throw it all away. I mean, do you have a monitor on your drink? No.
(25:42):
iht fishing!
No, but I mean they were like...
warning, the next time we're gonna have to discharge.
How do they know that you've been going through my urine analysis man? Wait, you've been drinking And board off? No, what I'm.
(26:03):
know that I'm the never in the two years that I've been going
about it. So now I'm confused cause I had drink the day before, you know, I just to change for a provider. F**k that guy. Yeah. That guy sounds like a g**k bag. Honestly, no, no, no. But you got to understand they are cool. With you having your medical marijuana card. So I had to like have this little fine tune of a mixed scoring. Where?
(26:32):
they will give me trauma at all and-
So, yeah.
it stands on both for whatever facility I end up at.
sure is you don't drink 48 hours before your next V.A. appointment? Oh, no, it's not with the V.A. though. Well, well, your medical doctor. OK, that's what I'm saying, as we don't know, man, I'm kind of nervous to even want to chance it, because it's like, do I deal with the neck and back pain or do I say fuck it and drink? Now, I did go like a year and a half without it when I moved to Texas. But then once I moved back here and I started exercising and walking again,
(27:20):
'cause like I said, I bought three bottles this morning.
all the way till I realized, you know, what, what I, you know, what I bought and I was like, fuck it. The wife done won them. So I ended up throwing away.
I'm like, I do offer disposal services for that kind of stuff, right Good.
(27:43):
say, you know, if you buy it as an urban, just mail it this way. I'll take care of it. Right, I know how to safely and, and, uh, properly, disIN noley does dispose of that. Yeah. License, whether EPA and everything, like, so Sergeant.
about it, but I'm guessing since some alcohol showed up in your
(28:04):
the doctor - spinning.
Oh, Rellen.
They just don't want you drinking. Why you taking charm at all at all? Well, I, that's weird. I mean, I guess he like not like I was just gonna say, I get mixing it right like
Speaker 2 (28:24):
let me take some Tramadol and then swallow some fucking chaser after it or something. But not to drink at all like around it.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
to me, unless like I said, just because they felt.
bit of alcohol in your ear analysis.
make sense. Yeah. Yeah. You're right, maybe.
- You know next time I see him, I'll argue that. - Another question, are you diabetic?
the
(28:58):
And it's blood sugar. It's not alcohol. It's their blood sugar. But if you're not diabetic, then that throws that out. But
>> I just I decided fuck Narcotics, especially I was onsee >> And you're not.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
drug long term.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
It's both visual and audible. And the doctor was like, "How long have you been on tram at all?" Like, since you know.
and he said, "That's a short term.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
These are side effects.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
social media
and all the better!
hallucinations went away.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
So, I decided, "Fuck Narcotics. I use bourbon. I need a protein."
Speaker 3 (29:55):
plus narcotics is just a dangerous...
slippery slope, man, I'm not saying you're headed there, but I'm just saying I would rather suffer the pain than risk that. But as long as it's prescribed, it's okay. Uh huh! Yeah! Buy your own alcohol…buying alcohol…
>> If you always finish like the doctor said.
(30:20):
- To do it yourself, it's pretty nice.
(laughs) - Practicing your own medicine.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
All right. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Just
(laughing)
the top of our class. I mean, let's be rimpy.
(laughing)
His idea still passes.
(laughs)
anyway.
(30:58):
Jesus. Uh, JJ, how'd your week been, man?
But it was good.
I'm a little bit frustrated because I turned this really, really, really, really, really down.
mission for uh for Butthole Joe and uh, I can't show it to anybody 'cause he
(31:22):
I'm frustrated with that.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
But the really good news…
Speaker 3 (31:29):
is, we're getting a puppy.
...
Speaker 2 (31:40):
better. Um, and now we should get in with the next 10 days.
And hopefully--
Speaker 3 (31:48):
His parents have the temporary. His mom has temperament that we may be able to service. So we're looking forward to that.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
puppy proofing the house.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
weekend.
That's a very nice now, that's the one that you posted a picture of. Yep. That's the little guy.
- He's adorable. - He is, he's cute as shit.
But he's also a bully and he's a male.
a baby. So we've got to go through all that puppy shit. I hope you hope we're not too attached to your couch. Fuck that couch.
(32:27):
I am I am
there. I almost went there. I almost went there. If you don't know what I'm talking about, look up Dave Chappelle, rig James. But that has the
- Yeah, I was going to go the whole skit.
Time to go.
(32:48):
could quit the whole thing for us.
I won't hold that against me. Here I am trying to show this cute-ass picture, this puppy and me over here. Fuck y'all couch.
But no that's, that's the little guy in the,
(33:12):
livestream if you're watching on Twitch or rumble You's a buddy little doggy look at it
Oh yeah, he's cute now he's gonna be at least 100 pounds probably upwards of 100.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
He'll still be cute because he'll be a fucking baby still.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
He'll do as he'll be fucking yogi. Oh God exactly, exactly. It's just like you're not wrong. He's going to be built like a fucking brick ship house man dog will be as wide as he is tall and it'll all be muscle. This fucking dog for people that don't know yogi, he has a small body and a fucking brick house head. So when he sits down, he'll sit there for like 10 seconds and he looks like
(33:54):
Because he can't keep the weight of his head from moving.
Isn't think you're not gonna be able to use your excitments
If you got like the recliner out or something he has to put his fucking chin
foot rest of the fucking-
So I can sit there and look at you with these fucking eyes that are...
(34:17):
Love on me, please. And has a fucking line that sounds like fucking Ewoks, that
Fucking shutting my door all the god damn time like you little mother, but anyway. I'm glad I'm glad to
He's a cute little monster. - Oh yeah, he's me.
(34:40):
obstacle too.
But Munchie needs a little brother. Belle's thirteen years old.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
lady, and hopefully havin
Speaker 2 (34:53):
(In Italian, it was calling the venue " waysar" . This wasieran
Speaker 1 (34:55):
if Bell didn't wake up tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (34:57):
she would be absolutely devastated she would be lost.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Like, I'd have to take the work.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
It's that bad.
Kind of they both moat for months after, after we lost skater. Yeah.
We're excited as fuck actually.
Spent way too much money at Walmart yesterday getting puppy. I was almost as bad as if there was a new baby in the house.
(35:36):
that you're really close to has.
You're like oh, I'm gonna spoil the fuck out of that child cuz I'm gonna be its uncle or it's goddad or whatever Every fucking time must been way too much fucking money
on that child like guerrillas and the..
"The one that does the Objective Zero Promo". Her Daughter.
(36:03):
I spoiled the fuck out of her this Christmas. Like, it's already on her house, waiting. I ain't going to say it on-air 'cause if she happens to listen, but...
And she's like, I'll go check. And she goes out there and there's like these huge ass fucking boxes,
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And I'm like, you'll see.
(laughs) But anyway.
are usually people try to hand me like a new baby, where there's I'm nice, whatever. I'm just like, nothing. I say it on the way, Of all of it. I understand where it's going, fully understand I'm in the same way. I get my kids one present and then I just, I have a pool stick that I just snap into throw it on the ground. I'm like, all right, figure it out.
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When I had my own kids, right? Like I would get them the bare essential gifts, right? Like that's all I would get them, but I'm gonna spoil everybody else's.
Because I want him to be the meanest shit asses ever. Not understandable. Also, I got to say, deep to the DOD. That is not true. Like I I am that uncle, right?
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♪ You don't give them candy ♪
blah blah blah blah as soon as they get out the-
What the fuck you want to do you awesome you want a Snickers, you know, some ice cream? You won't be
Jared, how you been, man? Oh, yeah, I've been weaving sofa.
busy. People won't leave us alone, and we've been doing a lot of
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So I mean it's kind of combination.
that people won't leave you alone in a good way or a bad way. Oh, you know, or is, is kind of go ahead and say it's in a bad way.
It's weird.
Let's start out with the good. So this week, we've been pretty busy.
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particular part of the
last year so they've been practicing. I've been going to get my son after practice after school around 5.30, just to take my daughter back to school, like I said.
(laughs)
be
dress up, you know, as all Demon Slayer for the kiddos this year.
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So, gosh, I got all of us, including me, all of us, everything wig, this.
[crosstalk] She makes us do that stuff all the time, but that you know it's great. It's fun. Kids enjoyed it. It was fun. Our squadron, or you'll remember doing this stuff, our squadron had like a door decorating competition.
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to make a
from the
game oh nice so uh if I could send someone a picture in here I could
Or. Yeah. Send it through zoom, dude.
Hurry up.
It's locked I don't have it it's on my phone. Uh, oh my god Why you gotta be on your phone?
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What the fuck?
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[laughter] I like the way you trimmed that one up. [laughter] I thought we were saying, "No-diddy." [laughter] I thought you said, "Pro-diddy." Oh, never mind. [laughter] It was pretty fun though. I came home, I made the wooden planks, they're covered, the door you know, the ones that you like busted off and you have to reapply or whatever, I made those out of cardboard,
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It was, it was awesome. We had, we had the best store. We had the best door. It was the greatest door of all the doors.
us everywhere. But ours was the best. It was pretty fun. I didn't even didn't even get to go there because it took so long for Kaush to get
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You can have a third on the DB radio page chat or those listeners can see as well.
that's what I want.
That was it. Yeah. But that was a little.
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got enjoyed going around to the basement.
- Right. - There, you have a,
Bye.
Oh my God, that's great.
manage the
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I made those out of cardboard.
So make sure to do that, okay. It's so cool. It was awesome. It was fun. It was, it was a good experience. Took me until like two in the morning, but I did it. Damn. It was an awesome experience.
All that, contest. And all I know is the commander showed up.
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Wow, that's wicked.
we let me guess you just put some like I don't know spider webs on there and said a sign that said boo and like I can't remember what they said.
there it's just spider webs like.
we'll leave that one til they make the karthus look the same. Carl Cool. Close one. Kiar is the back of the
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- Yeah.
where he is? >> One point OH. >> And all of a sudden.
comes at your screen and covers your screen and it's like a you're like oh, shit
However, Kasha hates spiders, so I should totally do that. - Oh dude, you gotta get satisfactory and do that then.
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I'm like, uh, right now, I'm, I'm about, let's see after I get off here tonight, I'm actually going to beat, um, Baldur's Gate.
it and then start a new evil character that just murders everybody. Uh, so.
your standard dark-arch stuff.
just in one of those types of moods, you know, as we'll do in the video game. What are the game back in the day where you could be lighter, dark and it was one of the greatest RPGs... That's it. That's the one could not think of the goddamn name that..that's the hold up today in my opinion. I got it on this theme. There are doors that you get to open there is called guardian doors. And obviously this was my jam, too.
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you right there. There was one guardian door that
evil act in front of me.
drag some village are all the way out here slaughtering it or no, they just go there. Do you remember the crunchy chicks? Yep.
Like 20 crunchy chicks." And that was turning you into an eagle. That's all you had to do.
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Should I used to do in that game all the time? I need to, I need to re download it and play it again. It's been a minute.
And I haven't played a lot of getting of the schedule in Blue orchestra
get shit.
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what's the black guy's name? Will. Yeah. I got him and then I got a little past that and I haven't played in a while.
pretty uh all their stories.
carry all the way through all three acts. So that's, that's the coolest part is like, whoever's in
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un you're going to be playing through like their life. Their stuff. Uh, like I have like, uh, what's that one, that super gay? Uh, Oh yeah. Yeah. Right. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I, I went and played his role too and you get to go.
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leader of all the vampires and you can choose to like kill all the vampires, free them all, make a starion like the head.
He would just be called the super duper gated vampire at that point.
But you could be like the vampire.
becomes blade, essentially he just walks out and he can be in sunlight.
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But right. So, yeah, so, yeah, it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. I need to finish it. I'm just I've been playing wild.
So wild.
Especially if you've got prepared to do that.
So, but now we've also been busy with the soap. Gosh has been making a lot of hellos soap. And we put it up on our website and everything now. And, yeah, if we get some of that.
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It's pretty funny it. We've got.
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You know, we got one for each branch.
The only one we're waiting on.
puddle pirates, the coast guard, and it is a rubber ducky. And in that rubber ducky, we're just waiting on the smell.
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I want to go up on the houseby
Click on Handmade Soap.
you know, bringing you over here.
from all of these wonderful soaps right here. - Oh yeah.
Like that.
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Eating propriety.
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..oman season
that's the Marine inspires
(laughs) - The army one smells the best though, 'cause it's...
So strong. The army one smells fantastic. The, the dirty Joe one dirty Joe. That was my, yeah.
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"Yeah that was my favorite." "I'm gonna have to get one of the dark ones just because it's a dark." "Yeah yeah, that was it it's hilarious."
duck of soap a soap duck duck of soap a shocked duck of soap
in your house. I don't care
you put it. It doesn't have to be the bathroom, just display it and be like, "Oh, you got a nice rubber ducky, why is it so heavy and feel all weird?" It's soap, it's soap.
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>> There's a couple of the weird ones. You saw thehof. Uh. >> Oh.
that will lead me into.
things that people will--
Bring a phone here not wrong, you're gonna
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I hate that. But you hate you hate the banana smell. I hate artificial banana smell.
So the cactus, the only green one, the only light green one on their scroll up above. Oh, there it is. Facts, facts. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah he doesn't like bananas, Touching His Bitters
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all of them is
with a middle finger sticker on the bottom of them.
lost?"
I have a middle finger sticker on the bottom.
only. So on all of our labels that we've made, it says use extra that we use externally only. I love that. I mean, you have to put that on there. Right? But yeah, yeah. I'm pretty proud of the dependent pot in this one, because I helped write that one. I helped write a lot of these. But this pink peony infused soap was inspired by all the military spouse
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Soap that's served by the soap that's going on to be deployed is
Maybe the Red Friday,
Right here. Yeah,
all the boxes okay, have you come with me?
soap yet? Oh, Jesus, that is so great. We just so many things.
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- Yes. - I didn't even think about that.
their other connected themselves into the AI the so people without for having he
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playing that. Yeah. You know, I wrote, I remember whenever I broke with my husband, you weren't there, a bit. So whenever they, well, I remember whenever I was in Iraq with my husband. No, no, you won't pitch. So
Like well, you know, what instead of soap that would just
Why don't I make a cast and just have little iron ingots of this appendipotamus thing?
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That way they can put it in their backpack, and that way they can feel the weight of their histamine with them, and that way they can actually be there. And we were just talking...
that" making fun of it. And I was like, "Well, you know what? That's a great idea. Maybe we can make a Dependipotamus Kettlebell" and it'd be like, "It's the same thing as lifting your own Dependa." You know? Oh. Getting great shape. You know, we were just making fun of the whole Dependa thing. Mm-hmm. And Kasia made a slight joke cause we're just live, we're just joking around. And she had mentioned like, "Well, you know, there are people in here that can really use this soap that could clean up their act."
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leave them for my neighbor or whatever.
- Oh, God. - We've been having some neighbor problems and, you know, it's have based housing, it happens.
Well, my Fers Sergeant calls me. He's a brand new Fers Sergeant, like just...
me and just replaced our old one. And he had not had a single clue as to what was been going on within our neighborhood. And was I just want to be left alone at the end of the day I just want to be
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And all of a sudden, he calls me, starts chewing my ass out.
Your wife made a- made a favor done.
video about how she was going to
go on your neighbor's property and leave this like inappropriate thing on their doorstep or something. I was like, whoa what are you even doing?
And he's like yeah. I'll see but I don't care gonna stay alive. Fuck off. Fuck you, Mike. All right, N molecularرك considering this.
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Come to find out someone whether it be the the neighbor or a friend someone was in that live and decided at that moment to start where they started.
if they record whole thing or just and have nothing better to do or just recorded one.
don't care, right, she said that recording to their first sergeant who sent it to mine, who instead of having my back,
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And you come in and see this real quick and get the full story. He just did the standard Air Force knee jog.
reaction. Yes, that's my first class. That was my first-person wooden pole.
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their beauty.
I was like "I had a great thing going before you did that."
you already heard great things about me.
I was like, Oh yeah. You're right. I was like, then why would you react like that? Like, you know, we, we went through that whole thing, but yeah. So that happened because of that. So, but. I got another soap idea for you. The first sausage. I make that into an iron ingot.
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I think last year somebody came across one of our parking cards, and they are old parking cars. We haven't sold parking cards since 2018 or 19 when the main DB page was up. He had pulled into some baseball field and parked like a dick and somebody left him a parking card that said, "Learn how to park" a lot awful or something.
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So he goes on; "He, he.... n-now, this is how far this guy went He went through great lengths to find our Twitter Because I will tell you now, we did not have our Twitter or social media except for Facebook
on those parking cards when they were created. That was it. And the Facebook page has been gone for.
- Five years, six years?
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out so this guy done all this deep diving to find out the dysfunctional veterans Twitter page goes over there and he's like, "Oh, you..."
P-E-D-O's and
with your parking cards and this that. And I was like, look guy, how did you park? And he was like, that's not the point. I was like, those parking cards are for people that park like dicks first off.
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And I was like, why are you calling us p E D O's? Cause I can't say that on Twitch.
But, um.
all out debate. And he's, you know, he's the typical fuck you, your piece of shit, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm basically doing the troll thing where I'm like, look, guy, I'm trying to be real nice, I'm trying to work this out. What did you do wrong? You know, I'm that guy. And then I think we have like.
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followers that were like, you're the bad guy.
just talking about y'all finally, it goes on for probably two hours. the back and forth, no joke. And he deletes it all because he, I guess, came to the realization that he's a dumb fuck and doesn't know how to park.
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Wow.
coil, excuse me. We're talking, he was like, so he literally searched for how long.
So that's our Twitter page.
I was like, I don't know dude.
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how bad is your life?
takes' so literally. Like, if I got that on MY vehicle 'cause I parked like a dumbass,
like me, they write really column.
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- Alison again, please.
the super alpha. I don't know. I'm over time, over, over masculine, dude. I've read it for male currents too. So I don't know. I think. Yeah.
Whatever. Edge, whatever we want to fucking call him.
strong here and energy. It's almost that time. So, Jared, what you guys got going on at Hope for 22,
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Gosh, you couldn't be with us tonight. But I know you know-
Oh yeah. I mean, I'm I'm the one that runs the website and.
along with taking care of four kids, and doing a job, and evidently pissing off neighbors. So you're the "pindopotamus" in this relationship? *Laughs*
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In a way in a way, I like to say have a jack of all trades, but it is cause she's non-profit Her name is on the top of the command the chain of command I'll say that oh my god, I love it Anyway, I hope for 22 a day or you guys got anything upcoming
you want to get out there, let everybody know about you!
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Yeah, absolutely absolutely. Oh, so the first thing. I-- appreciate you showing up the soaps That is now active so now we can actually
and you know getting you know fundraising or our next upcoming situation that we have
I
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Also help with so many other issues that can really help out. So every year we do back comets for Title II Doesn't Must Be Home, features problems to feed for를vns, and we've done a total of. Well, it's it's an awesome thing to not only do for the
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work to reach people on radio
So so and so forth the current mission that we're doing is our Box Drive our Christmas Box Drive I believe that's what it is called. Yes. That is what it's called good. I'm a good worker. There we go, you sound
now because the last time I almost fucked it all up so that's just how I do
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But yeah, currently, we have a hundred boxes that are going overseas about the only thing we're really doing now. You can still sponsor box money still gotta go to everything because it costs a lot to send these boxes. It's gonna cost over a thousand dollars just to send or sorry over two thousand dollars. Excuse me to send one hundred boxes overseas so that's one of the biggest portions of our cost.
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you go onto that Jared, um, I don't want to say his name because I haven't gotten clearance for it yet, but one of our, um, fellow DV staffer ease, um, Bender will know who are talking about as well. Cause, uh, he worked with them for awhile, but, uh, he actually helped with the shipping cost for you guys, correct. Yes.
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didn't know what all talk about regarding money. So that's not my day. Well, I did tell her I was going to give him a shout out and then I forgot to even ask for his permission to say his name on air. So that's why I was like, I'm not going to say his name yet. So, that's very good.
that part has been... That 2000 got taken care of.
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super awesome wherever that came in, such a surprise, such a blessing. There's still a little cost here and there just to get last minute things for the boxes and that's kind of what we're currently working and currently trying to build. We also have our... I'd be remiss if we didn't also have mention our calendars. So our calendars of all of our beautiful women, most of them took their photos there at our event
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You're still in strained for
landmarks to showcase that city that, hey, we're here to support you here in the city.
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or they go into web, they can say.
where this is, that's pretty cool. So we chose a lot of landmark areas for those photos just for that reason, but
the price is going to go up after Veterans Day.
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so that is the current current theme is it's going to go up after there i think we have
Currently right now. Nice.
every 25 the girls have to do an MRE day. They have to go live and eat MRE and
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and I'm not going to be nice to her on this one. So I was not nice on the first one. The first one was the taco and that was even I, it was that's pretty bad. As Jared mentioned, they are, um, $20 until November 11th and they'll go up.
Again this is for the 2025-
calendar. Yes. And that's pretty much all we got. Kaush is actually going to do a--
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This weekend and I believe in a couple weeks, she's got a show to do to try to try to win. So, we get to.
>> Also -- >> See. Go ahead, go ahead.
so I hope for 22 a day dot org that you guys are taking
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2026 calendar model applications. Bro, what the fuck? I was literally saying that. That's crazy. Okay. Yes. Get out of my head or just stay in there and enjoy yourself. It's nice. There's not a lot going on their in there so.
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Yeah, we are absolutely accepting any applications. There's a lot of questions that go down there. If you guys wanna ever go.
see what our needs are if you feel like you have someone that might need.
need. Yeah. Well, I got to sign in to fucking apply, so I can't do it on this browser that I'm here. No, I'm going to shut I'm going to keep my comments to Twitch No, uh, central. So you're good. You're good.
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(laughs)
that you guys are taking applications and it's not just how do I want to put this
you won't take it like that, but I don't want the listeners. So think of it there, in the circle of Kashi's friends. Right. Like you are branching out and you won't.
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women to be involved with this?
>> Absolutely, yes. >> And we're not talking about just Records.
who are they?
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day is, what is your day?
Uh-oh. We want to make sure that.
**JASON LENGSTORF:** That was one of the questions we have.
22 andTenAutoR, it's all we're saying! Yeah, yeah, I mean, I just, I, I know the DV Radio...
That's what I heard. (laughing) Like you couch. Oh, it's a futon. We all know it is. I used to have a futon.
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[laughs] And that should've been a Redist reaction.
It's a joke, but I'm not going to on Twitch. - I got the food, I paid the extra 20 bucks to get the faux leather food time from Walmart, okay. It's classy. - Aw dude, I had the cheapest shit that you can get from Fuckin Walmart.
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experience. I'm like man. I remember why don't come back here.
Yeah. Because in Walmart, I think I'm still like a, you know, when you do love a little bit older and a poor few pounds, like yourself, feel like I'm still, you know, solid five, six range in Walmart. And I went to go to the targets like a fucking
Like Oh god, I'm maybe a too, a best here then like, yeah, like.
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Okay. Oh my god. Right. So and so.
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Nobody was on it.
to start right here. Kind of out of the way I'm gonna run to the bathroom room.
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And I went back.
And even though I had like my stuff in there,
I came back. It was gone.
Like somebody, like, scooped it up and just took it away, and I'm like, what the hell? You know, Walmart, you can leave your.
It's like the next day and it's still there. But I don't know.
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What are we talking about smartphone development for a certain reason? You wouldn't want to buy a phone yet.
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What's wrong with you and ball bank right now? I know you did well.
Yeah, I know it's coming. So pretty out of place, I was like, Oh, that sucks.
So, I'm gonna do that fucking MacGover mullet to you next time, cut the sleaze out of a Flamel shirt.
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Anything else, Jared, for hope for 22 a day or. No, man, there's nothing else going on.
Go around the proverbial table and do
thoughts and words. Jared, you want to start? All I really got...
If you need it, please let
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and safety brief I gotta get to everybody so here we go thanks for let me come in a little late.
and we forgot how to add to it for Eastern Standard Time, so... Well, don't forget that we go back an hour tonight.
- I saw that was very plainly on your page. Guys don't forget that.
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She didn't answer me.
as pictures here too. What did you see?
theEvery red lamb pork
Yes. Yeah, because I was trying to find a picture that that didn't have a lot of background in it that I would
to sit here for two hours and fucking edit?" That wasn't that bad, actually.
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understandable.
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Yes. And I can get it on my Android device now. So that must mean that it's coming to 99% of the Android devices that are updated. It's a great app. It really is. I've been over it a few times. I haven't contacted anybody because I'm not a DICK and I am not going to be like, Hey, I'm being a DICK and take it away from somebody's time. But I might hit Chris and Betsy up later and be like, Hey, can I test your app? But yes, absolutely.
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If you need somebody that you are a stranger to.
room, go to a forum, go to a chat room, be careful in chat rooms by the way. Um, but just, just find somebody that you're comfortable with speaking with. If it's not a doctor, find an individual that you feel comfortable opening up to, whether it's about what's bothering you or just to talk, you don't have to talk about. I hope you understand that, uh, just knowing that somebody is there that gives a damn, that's what matters.
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video keeennn. I am Boner Wood, it is November 2nd, 2024! The first week of November! Anyway, we don't have a full house tonight, but we are expected to have somebody else with us tonight! Anyway! From the great state of fucked up Alaska because it doesn't know if it wants to be cold or not.
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then the Frozen Pig-Man himself, Mr. Ork. Boy, there ain't a truer fucking statement out there. I tell you what, 21 inches of snow already in the talk of 40 degrees and it's raining again by fucking Tuesday so Mother Nature's definitely lost her goddamn mind.
But you're good, discover you're actually ready to play.
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But it uses oil!
That's right. The real great stage.
[ sinking regular high vibes ]
Get up there.
And it's not because you love talk.
(laughter) I'm going to throw.
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You know, brag too much about that cuz that-
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(laughter)
(laughs)
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You come up over to the East Coast up my way in my neck of the woods back out back, and he loves his wood He's starting to get in some Christmas orders. Finally you motherfuckers. That's about goddamn time Go over to what's how wood turning comm check it out grab you some custom orders before it's too late It is none other than Mr.. Waquim what time?
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- Yay.
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If you, if you had a foot race between a dinosaur and a human, did you know that it's most likely?
Or I mean, that's okay.
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Human would win!
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would win. doesn't matter the size ... if you have a race between dinosaur and human ... most likely.
Why?
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I'm just saying you fucked it up to begin with
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(laughing)
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you
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But. It's been one of those weeks, but I'm still fucking breathing, so it's been one of those years. I know, right. So this is going to be disgusting, right? But you guys know, genetically, I I have I am subject subjected to boils once in a while. With Crohn's, that heightens that percentage rate of when it happens.
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And something wet!
And I was like what the fuck? I was like what was that.
there's nothing wet on my sheath. So I sit up a little bit and I reach back behind my back again where I scratched. And this fucking boil that's been there for years because it hardened up
Back in the day.
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this morning.
So I get my mom in here I said I need you in here now cuz she was going out to the store. So she gets in here, as she went home my god, she starts mashing on it right. And we probably said here for like 10 minutes, and that bitch was so fucking loaded.
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I didn't even do it. It didn't hurt.
I'm out of here, and what didn't it what usually bothers me is if you don't know boils usually have very smelly puss this one did not smell at all I was very fucking surprised cuz I'm like that bitch has been there for how long she went back when he was on him era I was like so
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** us**
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[Laughter] But I was like, "What the fuck? That's the first thing I'll wake up to as a fucking."
loyal. That just decided to go later.
out St. Helens of boners back. [Laughter] Pretty much. Pretty much. But, I want to make it clear. It wasn't bothering me all these years, it was basically a knot. Sometimes they do form knots under your skin for whatever reason, but it just.
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had decided to do that and I was like, wow. And she just kept mashing it and mashing it and mashing it. And she had to get like a whole fucking roll of paper towels to fucking, you know, keep it from going down my fucking spine and shit. But I know people were loving the story right now. They was. Going. I mean, it's. Very stock if we don't have growth.
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(laughing) If this was the
doing it? I mean, right? Right? Right? I'd be selling tickets. You guys gotta come see this. Yeah and you know it's mine.
very fucking... painful. They are so... you can't touch them, you can't breathe on them, that's how bad...
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but this one just...
been there and it was like you know what
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Um, I'm outta here. *laughs*
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It's time that our ways
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Right, right. Farewell, good friend.
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I would not believe that. Man. It was just f**t. It was weird. Anyway, uh, joining us now from the swamp. Ass of Florida. He is the psych warden. Gang CEO supervisor and sometimes patients himself. He is the Marine crown eater. I stink him. Sergeant war dog. Hey, hey, dark green Marine.
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I hear that!
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I hear that.
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Anyway if you didn't see the post over on Facebook, Instagram, VV Radio, or
I gots to tell ya, the DV Radio Senior Challenge coins are in.
They look fucking beautiful. That's it. It's so expect them. Expect them within the next few weeks, obviously, depending on your shipping.
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because it is coming through usps. So depending on how they decide to ship shit and how quickly it is. - Probably fucking dogsled all the way up here. These slow sons of bitches. Anyway. - Look, that time fucking JJ sent me that goddamn pen and it didn't get here for what, three months? Four months? - They could have walked it there by that time, man. Come on. - I know and he had come up to my house twice during that time. - That pen was six months late. - Six months, six months. - Yes.
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in that six months like What the fuck anyway Depending on how fast us ps decides to ship it to your house once Tyler gets them all in their packages and shipped out They will be coming into your doorstep soon. So yeah, you can stop fucking emailing them. You dick wads Told you
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Captain All October hasn't crossed fingers anymore
else uh I'll be doing the November design very soon as in doing the final dress
and getting it up hopefully on the store over there where the other 10-year designs are so if you haven't gotten any of your 10 year designs that you want you better get them because time is running out you got until December 31st to get them that's it December 31st and they will be gone they will never return I don't give a fuck who you are
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turn. Oh, look...
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official light comes on.
You're watching? Anyway, well this lead to 2024 and usually by now you'll hear people start talking before it's been so bad.
2025 is it's going to be my year man. I think it was finally lost hope. It might just be the end of.
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at
Yep. Yep. Um, I'll say this, and this is all we'll say about this the rest of the night. Uh, if you're going to vote, go vote, because that's what you feel like and who you vote for is your own opinion and feelings, not because I'm celebrity or news network or news article told you to, or some fucking meme on Facebook or because your friends, your
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policies. That's all I want to say. That's that's it. Are you saying shit else because fuck politics politics. Fuck god damn motherfucking ass wiping politics god. I'd be glad when the ads are over. Holy shit. Dude.
Pandora you know what it's like to be in a fucking swing state come live in a fucking swing state
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for one fucking election. Oh my Dude, I can't tell you how many times I have backed out of a fucking YouTube video and restarted it to get the fucking political ads to go away. You know, I'm not even joking.
to a song me and my mom so I back out start it up back out started up I think
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times. I backed out just to get a fucking political ad to go away. But anyway, I don't know who I'm going to feel for this year. I was just a vote for whoever did.
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Like, I don't know what you're doing.
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Like video players.
given his choices aren't always right.
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- Uh.
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- I love it, I love it (all laughing)
Baby early
You do! That's right. Well we'd get in the shaft, right? I see it in the video yesterday or this morning in this 'It was this black lady at her
And I guess her grandchild or daughter comes in and says, mama what you doing? She said, I'm hiding my baby oil. So she said, why are you hiding your baby oil for? She went, from did it.
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And she went, I don't care. What did you come and get my because he needed it? Hey, that's the you know what this it should we should have thought about this last weekend. It could be the new scary Halloween story.
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Why did you buy baby oil? Did you?
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- It's a good Christmas.
but don't forget to put baby oil out for diddy. I've seen a lot of people wearing those ski masks with the ditty face for Halloween. I don't know if you guys have seen those.
Yeah. I see a fucking realist though. What kind of things likes virgins in gold? Yeah.
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the notes aren't actually
I was like, fucking what?
Exactly!
like the Simpsons rice rejected? Yeah.
I've never really liked him personally.
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of my music that I've ever had. I don't think there's one Diddy song out there. No, I mean he was big. Like what late 90s as a rapper.
Like late nineties or 2000's. So, back then it was like, that's kinda cool, but then I grew up.
So I think the one that got him really big was, what was it?
Is that the one?
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or somebody else. I can't think.
wouldn't keep everything in your 처음, what做 you think,
And they can I put it cuz he was
because they're designed to be
I don't know.
I was going to say he was a producer. So he's always been a producer.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well not always but for the majority.
something that I would hope you'd let me know what you want. And then puppy shed it to me to just follow. Keep it busy because when I went, man, I'm out of the house tonight.
Shut the fuck up dude
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(laughing)
Take care. 둘째 개 о snacks
Oh yeah...
But I don't know if.
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Oh. My. Fucking. God.
We have lost it tonight
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you guys down true?
Thanks for watching guys!
We will do our best to keep ourulation H because this is a similar "S cooking battle in
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That's gonna be fun.
It gets harder every year because.
level that are out there.
Is the stuff that they had done like moved
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television shows, it's hard to.
from stuff on YouTube.
video or show because of fucking licensing
It is one of the hardest things here lately.
The easier ones are mus- musicians, obviously. But yeah.
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He says.
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My God, Mr. Weatherboy! Oh, yeah. So if there's somebody that you'd like to hear in the end of the year tribute for 2024, you can send them to info@dvradio.net that is not a guarantee that they will be in the tribute because I have to keep it short, but I also have to make it makes sense because I try to make it into like a little.
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if you will. But yeah, so that's that's coming up quick. Chris, over on affinity Friday, which was last night from affinity protocol, if you guys didn't know, was talking about some streaming stuff and that we would be linking up soon. And that is true. So we will be doing some streaming with affinity soon.
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And let me before I forget I actually show that on the video.
are watching it is affinity defy. So you can go over there to X and go listen to their latest affinity protocol to find out more information about what they said last night, of course,
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I'm not logging in. um Let's uh, actually before we go around the proverbial.
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Jared from the
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Hope for 22 a day dot org in here with us what you go to bro
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Hey how's it going guys?
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We're going to try to keep my clearance going.
just drink some water.
Our bed hasn't been listening for a couple of days now. We're good. Yeah.
I DO have a bunch of stuff that's current
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right next to me, I need you to check it out.
No, that'd bemore cautious job. Those Bugs are (no I've got some some wine and some meat)
I'm gonna ask.
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need to bottle it, bottle it and drink it.
all
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And I just walked in and say, "My present is my presence."
(laughter) - Oh my god.
This doesn't need.
right?
they taste
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have enough for the jars. Okay. Your own supply. Yeah.
Oh shit. So really quick. Let's go around the proverbial table. Mr Oink, how was your week, sir? Oh, another week of night shift down and out. Like I said, we had about 21 inches of snow over the last couple of, well, week and a half, but, uh, and like I said,
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day it's supposed to be 40 degrees in rain again so mother nature hasn't figured out why for something I don't know somebody pissed her off I don't know but it's that time of year we don't know what's gonna happen and of course you can't you know no offense here
for sharp folks.
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(laughterarm.iamente)
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come on easy. It's been a week man.
Work-as-usual. Nothing exciting. You know.
I also knocked out of it that didn't bother me none so...
So all's good
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you finish that that f***ing last comp.
Cause I was like.
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leave that in the show. ( qualifying boasts of power in professional hatting )
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Mr. Bender. How was your week, sir? Pretty good. Pretty good. Just quiet work and all works. No play as usual living the bachelor.
Uh, like earlier today, I was like, Oh, I think.
Toss a couple of hot dogs into the air fryer, you know, it's most good, like all beef hot dogs, cheese them.
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prior. And there was some chicken wings who had moulded that I left in there from like last week. I was like, ah, fuck.
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[laughing] Just cook them again. They're safe.
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There's this penicillin in the door.
Sure, I can probably use the penicillin for something.
$2. No.
But, yeah, no.
Yes!
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Oh, Organic blue cheese. Oh, yeah. I.
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tell her nothing. So he was like, just forestall done, but yeah.
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- No, I did not eat it, no.
No. I just decided to go over to the microwave.
The wigs are still in the air. Probably the show the show. I guarantee you, that was one.
I don't know one too many and you're like I'll get it in the morning and you had such an hangover
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- Next morning, you were like.
the air fryer until last this week. That's a fairly accurate assessment. Yes.
I was like, Oh man, I've got some wings. It's going to be awesome. Film the air fryer passed out. Yeah, that's more, I didn't even think about it was like, Oh, I'm going to get some breakfast tacos, fuck. - Waffle house, mmm.
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laughing
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choose from the store. there only one fully clearance accessible restaurant
up. So um. Don't get the joke. What fucking hell fuck all y'all.
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How was your week? Okay, man. Um,
one part of it truly pissed me off. >> Yeah, was it the civilian, please tell me it was a civilian then you punch that motherfucker right in the dick. >> No my pain doctor now says that I can't drink alcohol
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more of the pain medication, and it s just...
gas trauma, though it's not, you know, like something hard.
my neck and back shirt
>> Thank you.
And then had to throw it all away. I mean, do you have a monitor on your drink? No.
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iht fishing!
No, but I mean they were like...
warning, the next time we're gonna have to discharge.
How do they know that you've been going through my urine analysis man? Wait, you've been drinking And board off? No, what I'm.
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know that I'm the never in the two years that I've been going
about it. So now I'm confused cause I had drink the day before, you know, I just to change for a provider. F**k that guy. Yeah. That guy sounds like a g**k bag. Honestly, no, no, no. But you got to understand they are cool. With you having your medical marijuana card. So I had to like have this little fine tune of a mixed scoring. Where?
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they will give me trauma at all and-
So, yeah.
it stands on both for whatever facility I end up at.
sure is you don't drink 48 hours before your next V.A. appointment? Oh, no, it's not with the V.A. though. Well, well, your medical doctor. OK, that's what I'm saying, as we don't know, man, I'm kind of nervous to even want to chance it, because it's like, do I deal with the neck and back pain or do I say fuck it and drink? Now, I did go like a year and a half without it when I moved to Texas. But then once I moved back here and I started exercising and walking again,
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'cause like I said, I bought three bottles this morning.
all the way till I realized, you know, what, what I, you know, what I bought and I was like, fuck it. The wife done won them. So I ended up throwing away.
I'm like, I do offer disposal services for that kind of stuff, right Good.
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say, you know, if you buy it as an urban, just mail it this way. I'll take care of it. Right, I know how to safely and, and, uh, properly, disIN noley does dispose of that. Yeah. License, whether EPA and everything, like, so Sergeant.
about it, but I'm guessing since some alcohol showed up in your
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the doctor - spinning.
Oh, Rellen.
They just don't want you drinking. Why you taking charm at all at all? Well, I, that's weird. I mean, I guess he like not like I was just gonna say, I get mixing it right like
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let me take some Tramadol and then swallow some fucking chaser after it or something. But not to drink at all like around it.
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to me, unless like I said, just because they felt.
bit of alcohol in your ear analysis.
make sense. Yeah. Yeah. You're right, maybe.
- You know next time I see him, I'll argue that. - Another question, are you diabetic?
the
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And it's blood sugar. It's not alcohol. It's their blood sugar. But if you're not diabetic, then that throws that out. But
>> I just I decided fuck Narcotics, especially I was onsee >> And you're not.
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drug long term.
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It's both visual and audible. And the doctor was like, "How long have you been on tram at all?" Like, since you know.
and he said, "That's a short term.
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These are side effects.
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social media
and all the better!
hallucinations went away.
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So, I decided, "Fuck Narcotics. I use bourbon. I need a protein."
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plus narcotics is just a dangerous...
slippery slope, man, I'm not saying you're headed there, but I'm just saying I would rather suffer the pain than risk that. But as long as it's prescribed, it's okay. Uh huh! Yeah! Buy your own alcohol…buying alcohol…
>> If you always finish like the doctor said.
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- To do it yourself, it's pretty nice.
(laughs) - Practicing your own medicine.
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All right. Sorry.
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Just
(laughing)
the top of our class. I mean, let's be rimpy.
(laughing)
His idea still passes.
(laughs)
anyway.
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Jesus. Uh, JJ, how'd your week been, man?
But it was good.
I'm a little bit frustrated because I turned this really, really, really, really, really down.
mission for uh for Butthole Joe and uh, I can't show it to anybody 'cause he
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I'm frustrated with that.
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But the really good news…
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is, we're getting a puppy.
...
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better. Um, and now we should get in with the next 10 days.
And hopefully--
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His parents have the temporary. His mom has temperament that we may be able to service. So we're looking forward to that.
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puppy proofing the house.
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weekend.
That's a very nice now, that's the one that you posted a picture of. Yep. That's the little guy.
- He's adorable. - He is, he's cute as shit.
But he's also a bully and he's a male.
a baby. So we've got to go through all that puppy shit. I hope you hope we're not too attached to your couch. Fuck that couch.
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I am I am
there. I almost went there. I almost went there. If you don't know what I'm talking about, look up Dave Chappelle, rig James. But that has the
- Yeah, I was going to go the whole skit.
Time to go.
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could quit the whole thing for us.
I won't hold that against me. Here I am trying to show this cute-ass picture, this puppy and me over here. Fuck y'all couch.
But no that's, that's the little guy in the,
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livestream if you're watching on Twitch or rumble You's a buddy little doggy look at it
Oh yeah, he's cute now he's gonna be at least 100 pounds probably upwards of 100.
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He'll still be cute because he'll be a fucking baby still.
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He'll do as he'll be fucking yogi. Oh God exactly, exactly. It's just like you're not wrong. He's going to be built like a fucking brick ship house man dog will be as wide as he is tall and it'll all be muscle. This fucking dog for people that don't know yogi, he has a small body and a fucking brick house head. So when he sits down, he'll sit there for like 10 seconds and he looks like
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Because he can't keep the weight of his head from moving.
Isn't think you're not gonna be able to use your excitments
If you got like the recliner out or something he has to put his fucking chin
foot rest of the fucking-
So I can sit there and look at you with these fucking eyes that are...
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Love on me, please. And has a fucking line that sounds like fucking Ewoks, that
Fucking shutting my door all the god damn time like you little mother, but anyway. I'm glad I'm glad to
He's a cute little monster. - Oh yeah, he's me.
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obstacle too.
But Munchie needs a little brother. Belle's thirteen years old.
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lady, and hopefully havin
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(In Italian, it was calling the venue " waysar" . This wasieran
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if Bell didn't wake up tomorrow?
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she would be absolutely devastated she would be lost.
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Like, I'd have to take the work.
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It's that bad.
Kind of they both moat for months after, after we lost skater. Yeah.
We're excited as fuck actually.
Spent way too much money at Walmart yesterday getting puppy. I was almost as bad as if there was a new baby in the house.
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that you're really close to has.
You're like oh, I'm gonna spoil the fuck out of that child cuz I'm gonna be its uncle or it's goddad or whatever Every fucking time must been way too much fucking money
on that child like guerrillas and the..
"The one that does the Objective Zero Promo". Her Daughter.
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I spoiled the fuck out of her this Christmas. Like, it's already on her house, waiting. I ain't going to say it on-air 'cause if she happens to listen, but...
And she's like, I'll go check. And she goes out there and there's like these huge ass fucking boxes,
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And I'm like, you'll see.
(laughs) But anyway.
are usually people try to hand me like a new baby, where there's I'm nice, whatever. I'm just like, nothing. I say it on the way, Of all of it. I understand where it's going, fully understand I'm in the same way. I get my kids one present and then I just, I have a pool stick that I just snap into throw it on the ground. I'm like, all right, figure it out.
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When I had my own kids, right? Like I would get them the bare essential gifts, right? Like that's all I would get them, but I'm gonna spoil everybody else's.
Because I want him to be the meanest shit asses ever. Not understandable. Also, I got to say, deep to the DOD. That is not true. Like I I am that uncle, right?
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♪ You don't give them candy ♪
blah blah blah blah as soon as they get out the-
What the fuck you want to do you awesome you want a Snickers, you know, some ice cream? You won't be
Jared, how you been, man? Oh, yeah, I've been weaving sofa.
busy. People won't leave us alone, and we've been doing a lot of
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So I mean it's kind of combination.
that people won't leave you alone in a good way or a bad way. Oh, you know, or is, is kind of go ahead and say it's in a bad way.
It's weird.
Let's start out with the good. So this week, we've been pretty busy.
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particular part of the
last year so they've been practicing. I've been going to get my son after practice after school around 5.30, just to take my daughter back to school, like I said.
(laughs)
be
dress up, you know, as all Demon Slayer for the kiddos this year.
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So, gosh, I got all of us, including me, all of us, everything wig, this.
[crosstalk] She makes us do that stuff all the time, but that you know it's great. It's fun. Kids enjoyed it. It was fun. Our squadron, or you'll remember doing this stuff, our squadron had like a door decorating competition.
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to make a
from the
game oh nice so uh if I could send someone a picture in here I could
Or. Yeah. Send it through zoom, dude.
Hurry up.
It's locked I don't have it it's on my phone. Uh, oh my god Why you gotta be on your phone?
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What the fuck?
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guitar, μα 누가ubine
is all on all on your shoulders now.
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(laughing)
Speaker 3 (39:48):
[laughter] I like the way you trimmed that one up. [laughter] I thought we were saying, "No-diddy." [laughter] I thought you said, "Pro-diddy." Oh, never mind. [laughter] It was pretty fun though. I came home, I made the wooden planks, they're covered, the door you know, the ones that you like busted off and you have to reapply or whatever, I made those out of cardboard,
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It was, it was awesome. We had, we had the best store. We had the best door. It was the greatest door of all the doors.
us everywhere. But ours was the best. It was pretty fun. I didn't even didn't even get to go there because it took so long for Kaush to get
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You can have a third on the DB radio page chat or those listeners can see as well.
that's what I want.
That was it. Yeah. But that was a little.
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got enjoyed going around to the basement.
- Right. - There, you have a,
Bye.
Oh my God, that's great.
manage the
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I made those out of cardboard.
So make sure to do that, okay. It's so cool. It was awesome. It was fun. It was, it was a good experience. Took me until like two in the morning, but I did it. Damn. It was an awesome experience.
All that, contest. And all I know is the commander showed up.
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Wow, that's wicked.
we let me guess you just put some like I don't know spider webs on there and said a sign that said boo and like I can't remember what they said.
there it's just spider webs like.
we'll leave that one til they make the karthus look the same. Carl Cool. Close one. Kiar is the back of the
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- Yeah.
where he is? >> One point OH. >> And all of a sudden.
comes at your screen and covers your screen and it's like a you're like oh, shit
However, Kasha hates spiders, so I should totally do that. - Oh dude, you gotta get satisfactory and do that then.
(42:54):
I'm like, uh, right now, I'm, I'm about, let's see after I get off here tonight, I'm actually going to beat, um, Baldur's Gate.
it and then start a new evil character that just murders everybody. Uh, so.
your standard dark-arch stuff.
just in one of those types of moods, you know, as we'll do in the video game. What are the game back in the day where you could be lighter, dark and it was one of the greatest RPGs... That's it. That's the one could not think of the goddamn name that..that's the hold up today in my opinion. I got it on this theme. There are doors that you get to open there is called guardian doors. And obviously this was my jam, too.
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you right there. There was one guardian door that
evil act in front of me.
drag some village are all the way out here slaughtering it or no, they just go there. Do you remember the crunchy chicks? Yep.
Like 20 crunchy chicks." And that was turning you into an eagle. That's all you had to do.
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Should I used to do in that game all the time? I need to, I need to re download it and play it again. It's been a minute.
And I haven't played a lot of getting of the schedule in Blue orchestra
get shit.
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what's the black guy's name? Will. Yeah. I got him and then I got a little past that and I haven't played in a while.
pretty uh all their stories.
carry all the way through all three acts. So that's, that's the coolest part is like, whoever's in
(44:53):
un you're going to be playing through like their life. Their stuff. Uh, like I have like, uh, what's that one, that super gay? Uh, Oh yeah. Yeah. Right. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I, I went and played his role too and you get to go.
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leader of all the vampires and you can choose to like kill all the vampires, free them all, make a starion like the head.
He would just be called the super duper gated vampire at that point.
But you could be like the vampire.
becomes blade, essentially he just walks out and he can be in sunlight.
(45:38):
But right. So, yeah, so, yeah, it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. I need to finish it. I'm just I've been playing wild.
So wild.
Especially if you've got prepared to do that.
So, but now we've also been busy with the soap. Gosh has been making a lot of hellos soap. And we put it up on our website and everything now. And, yeah, if we get some of that.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
It's pretty funny it. We've got.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
You know, we got one for each branch.
The only one we're waiting on.
puddle pirates, the coast guard, and it is a rubber ducky. And in that rubber ducky, we're just waiting on the smell.
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I want to go up on the houseby
Click on Handmade Soap.
you know, bringing you over here.
from all of these wonderful soaps right here. - Oh yeah.
Like that.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Eating propriety.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
..oman season
that's the Marine inspires
(laughs) - The army one smells the best though, 'cause it's...
So strong. The army one smells fantastic. The, the dirty Joe one dirty Joe. That was my, yeah.
(47:20):
"Yeah that was my favorite." "I'm gonna have to get one of the dark ones just because it's a dark." "Yeah yeah, that was it it's hilarious."
duck of soap a soap duck duck of soap a shocked duck of soap
in your house. I don't care
you put it. It doesn't have to be the bathroom, just display it and be like, "Oh, you got a nice rubber ducky, why is it so heavy and feel all weird?" It's soap, it's soap.
(47:49):
>> There's a couple of the weird ones. You saw thehof. Uh. >> Oh.
that will lead me into.
things that people will--
Bring a phone here not wrong, you're gonna
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I hate that. But you hate you hate the banana smell. I hate artificial banana smell.
So the cactus, the only green one, the only light green one on their scroll up above. Oh, there it is. Facts, facts. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah he doesn't like bananas, Touching His Bitters
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all of them is
with a middle finger sticker on the bottom of them.
lost?"
I have a middle finger sticker on the bottom.
only. So on all of our labels that we've made, it says use extra that we use externally only. I love that. I mean, you have to put that on there. Right? But yeah, yeah. I'm pretty proud of the dependent pot in this one, because I helped write that one. I helped write a lot of these. But this pink peony infused soap was inspired by all the military spouse
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small gaming controller to showcase its love for action-packed drama. Upon use of this key warrior, you'll surge with the rank of Italian commander and will demand to be treated as such.
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That's great. That just to let you guys know.
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Soap that's served by the soap that's going on to be deployed is
Maybe the Red Friday,
Right here. Yeah,
all the boxes okay, have you come with me?
soap yet? Oh, Jesus, that is so great. We just so many things.
(50:30):
- Yes. - I didn't even think about that.
their other connected themselves into the AI the so people without for having he
(51:06):
playing that. Yeah. You know, I wrote, I remember whenever I broke with my husband, you weren't there, a bit. So whenever they, well, I remember whenever I was in Iraq with my husband. No, no, you won't pitch. So
Like well, you know, what instead of soap that would just
Why don't I make a cast and just have little iron ingots of this appendipotamus thing?
(51:33):
That way they can put it in their backpack, and that way they can feel the weight of their histamine with them, and that way they can actually be there. And we were just talking...
that" making fun of it. And I was like, "Well, you know what? That's a great idea. Maybe we can make a Dependipotamus Kettlebell" and it'd be like, "It's the same thing as lifting your own Dependa." You know? Oh. Getting great shape. You know, we were just making fun of the whole Dependa thing. Mm-hmm. And Kasia made a slight joke cause we're just live, we're just joking around. And she had mentioned like, "Well, you know, there are people in here that can really use this soap that could clean up their act."
(52:15):
leave them for my neighbor or whatever.
- Oh, God. - We've been having some neighbor problems and, you know, it's have based housing, it happens.
Well, my Fers Sergeant calls me. He's a brand new Fers Sergeant, like just...
me and just replaced our old one. And he had not had a single clue as to what was been going on within our neighborhood. And was I just want to be left alone at the end of the day I just want to be
(52:44):
And all of a sudden, he calls me, starts chewing my ass out.
Your wife made a- made a favor done.
video about how she was going to
go on your neighbor's property and leave this like inappropriate thing on their doorstep or something. I was like, whoa what are you even doing?
And he's like yeah. I'll see but I don't care gonna stay alive. Fuck off. Fuck you, Mike. All right, N molecularرك considering this.
(53:10):
Come to find out someone whether it be the the neighbor or a friend someone was in that live and decided at that moment to start where they started.
if they record whole thing or just and have nothing better to do or just recorded one.
don't care, right, she said that recording to their first sergeant who sent it to mine, who instead of having my back,
(53:39):
And you come in and see this real quick and get the full story. He just did the standard Air Force knee jog.
reaction. Yes, that's my first class. That was my first-person wooden pole.
(54:09):
their beauty.
I was like "I had a great thing going before you did that."
you already heard great things about me.
I was like, Oh yeah. You're right. I was like, then why would you react like that? Like, you know, we, we went through that whole thing, but yeah. So that happened because of that. So, but. I got another soap idea for you. The first sausage. I make that into an iron ingot.
(54:48):
I think last year somebody came across one of our parking cards, and they are old parking cars. We haven't sold parking cards since 2018 or 19 when the main DB page was up. He had pulled into some baseball field and parked like a dick and somebody left him a parking card that said, "Learn how to park" a lot awful or something.
(55:14):
So he goes on; "He, he.... n-now, this is how far this guy went He went through great lengths to find our Twitter Because I will tell you now, we did not have our Twitter or social media except for Facebook
on those parking cards when they were created. That was it. And the Facebook page has been gone for.
- Five years, six years?
(55:35):
out so this guy done all this deep diving to find out the dysfunctional veterans Twitter page goes over there and he's like, "Oh, you..."
P-E-D-O's and
with your parking cards and this that. And I was like, look guy, how did you park? And he was like, that's not the point. I was like, those parking cards are for people that park like dicks first off.
(56:01):
And I was like, why are you calling us p E D O's? Cause I can't say that on Twitch.
But, um.
all out debate. And he's, you know, he's the typical fuck you, your piece of shit, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm basically doing the troll thing where I'm like, look, guy, I'm trying to be real nice, I'm trying to work this out. What did you do wrong? You know, I'm that guy. And then I think we have like.
(56:32):
followers that were like, you're the bad guy.
just talking about y'all finally, it goes on for probably two hours. the back and forth, no joke. And he deletes it all because he, I guess, came to the realization that he's a dumb fuck and doesn't know how to park.
(56:54):
Wow.
coil, excuse me. We're talking, he was like, so he literally searched for how long.
So that's our Twitter page.
I was like, I don't know dude.
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how bad is your life?
takes' so literally. Like, if I got that on MY vehicle 'cause I parked like a dumbass,
like me, they write really column.
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and
Speaker 2 (57:34):
Oh, a chat chat is a chat.
Speaker 3 (57:38):
- Alison again, please.
the super alpha. I don't know. I'm over time, over, over masculine, dude. I've read it for male currents too. So I don't know. I think. Yeah.
Whatever. Edge, whatever we want to fucking call him.
strong here and energy. It's almost that time. So, Jared, what you guys got going on at Hope for 22,
(58:08):
Gosh, you couldn't be with us tonight. But I know you know-
Oh yeah. I mean, I'm I'm the one that runs the website and.
along with taking care of four kids, and doing a job, and evidently pissing off neighbors. So you're the "pindopotamus" in this relationship? *Laughs*
(58:31):
In a way in a way, I like to say have a jack of all trades, but it is cause she's non-profit Her name is on the top of the command the chain of command I'll say that oh my god, I love it Anyway, I hope for 22 a day or you guys got anything upcoming
you want to get out there, let everybody know about you!
(58:52):
Yeah, absolutely absolutely. Oh, so the first thing. I-- appreciate you showing up the soaps That is now active so now we can actually
and you know getting you know fundraising or our next upcoming situation that we have
I
(59:23):
Also help with so many other issues that can really help out. So every year we do back comets for Title II Doesn't Must Be Home, features problems to feed for를vns, and we've done a total of. Well, it's it's an awesome thing to not only do for the
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work to reach people on radio
So so and so forth the current mission that we're doing is our Box Drive our Christmas Box Drive I believe that's what it is called. Yes. That is what it's called good. I'm a good worker. There we go, you sound
now because the last time I almost fucked it all up so that's just how I do
(01:00:13):
But yeah, currently, we have a hundred boxes that are going overseas about the only thing we're really doing now. You can still sponsor box money still gotta go to everything because it costs a lot to send these boxes. It's gonna cost over a thousand dollars just to send or sorry over two thousand dollars. Excuse me to send one hundred boxes overseas so that's one of the biggest portions of our cost.
(01:00:40):
you go onto that Jared, um, I don't want to say his name because I haven't gotten clearance for it yet, but one of our, um, fellow DV staffer ease, um, Bender will know who are talking about as well. Cause, uh, he worked with them for awhile, but, uh, he actually helped with the shipping cost for you guys, correct. Yes.
(01:01:04):
didn't know what all talk about regarding money. So that's not my day. Well, I did tell her I was going to give him a shout out and then I forgot to even ask for his permission to say his name on air. So that's why I was like, I'm not going to say his name yet. So, that's very good.
that part has been... That 2000 got taken care of.
(01:01:27):
super awesome wherever that came in, such a surprise, such a blessing. There's still a little cost here and there just to get last minute things for the boxes and that's kind of what we're currently working and currently trying to build. We also have our... I'd be remiss if we didn't also have mention our calendars. So our calendars of all of our beautiful women, most of them took their photos there at our event
(01:02:10):
You're still in strained for
landmarks to showcase that city that, hey, we're here to support you here in the city.
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or they go into web, they can say.
where this is, that's pretty cool. So we chose a lot of landmark areas for those photos just for that reason, but
the price is going to go up after Veterans Day.
(01:02:34):
so that is the current current theme is it's going to go up after there i think we have
Currently right now. Nice.
every 25 the girls have to do an MRE day. They have to go live and eat MRE and
(01:02:59):
and I'm not going to be nice to her on this one. So I was not nice on the first one. The first one was the taco and that was even I, it was that's pretty bad. As Jared mentioned, they are, um, $20 until November 11th and they'll go up.
Again this is for the 2025-
calendar. Yes. And that's pretty much all we got. Kaush is actually going to do a--
(01:03:28):
This weekend and I believe in a couple weeks, she's got a show to do to try to try to win. So, we get to.
>> Also -- >> See. Go ahead, go ahead.
so I hope for 22 a day dot org that you guys are taking
(01:03:52):
2026 calendar model applications. Bro, what the fuck? I was literally saying that. That's crazy. Okay. Yes. Get out of my head or just stay in there and enjoy yourself. It's nice. There's not a lot going on their in there so.
(01:04:15):
Yeah, we are absolutely accepting any applications. There's a lot of questions that go down there. If you guys wanna ever go.
see what our needs are if you feel like you have someone that might need.
need. Yeah. Well, I got to sign in to fucking apply, so I can't do it on this browser that I'm here. No, I'm going to shut I'm going to keep my comments to Twitch No, uh, central. So you're good. You're good.
(01:04:47):
(laughs)
that you guys are taking applications and it's not just how do I want to put this
you won't take it like that, but I don't want the listeners. So think of it there, in the circle of Kashi's friends. Right. Like you are branching out and you won't.
(01:05:08):
women to be involved with this?
>> Absolutely, yes. >> And we're not talking about just Records.
who are they?
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day is, what is your day?
Uh-oh. We want to make sure that.
**JASON LENGSTORF:** That was one of the questions we have.
22 andTenAutoR, it's all we're saying! Yeah, yeah, I mean, I just, I, I know the DV Radio...
That's what I heard. (laughing) Like you couch. Oh, it's a futon. We all know it is. I used to have a futon.
(01:06:12):
[laughs] And that should've been a Redist reaction.
It's a joke, but I'm not going to on Twitch. - I got the food, I paid the extra 20 bucks to get the faux leather food time from Walmart, okay. It's classy. - Aw dude, I had the cheapest shit that you can get from Fuckin Walmart.
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and it was�that, that was a blue mattress. I remember it like, it was yesterday. And someone's are getting, he was like, no, I need to only shop at Target stake.
Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
- Yay. - Awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
experience. I'm like man. I remember why don't come back here.
Yeah. Because in Walmart, I think I'm still like a, you know, when you do love a little bit older and a poor few pounds, like yourself, feel like I'm still, you know, solid five, six range in Walmart. And I went to go to the targets like a fucking
Like Oh god, I'm maybe a too, a best here then like, yeah, like.
(01:07:16):
Okay. Oh my god. Right. So and so.
Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Nobody was on it.
to start right here. Kind of out of the way I'm gonna run to the bathroom room.
Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
And I went back.
And even though I had like my stuff in there,
I came back. It was gone.
Like somebody, like, scooped it up and just took it away, and I'm like, what the hell? You know, Walmart, you can leave your.
It's like the next day and it's still there. But I don't know.
(01:07:54):
What are we talking about smartphone development for a certain reason? You wouldn't want to buy a phone yet.
Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
(indistinct)
Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
What's wrong with you and ball bank right now? I know you did well.
Yeah, I know it's coming. So pretty out of place, I was like, Oh, that sucks.
So, I'm gonna do that fucking MacGover mullet to you next time, cut the sleaze out of a Flamel shirt.
(01:08:26):
Anything else, Jared, for hope for 22 a day or. No, man, there's nothing else going on.
Go around the proverbial table and do
thoughts and words. Jared, you want to start? All I really got...
If you need it, please let
(01:08:48):
and safety brief I gotta get to everybody so here we go thanks for let me come in a little late.
and we forgot how to add to it for Eastern Standard Time, so... Well, don't forget that we go back an hour tonight.
- I saw that was very plainly on your page. Guys don't forget that.
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She didn't answer me.
as pictures here too. What did you see?
theEvery red lamb pork
Yes. Yeah, because I was trying to find a picture that that didn't have a lot of background in it that I would
to sit here for two hours and fucking edit?" That wasn't that bad, actually.
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understandable.
of-
Being stupid.
and that one might be more of an (audio cuts out)
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to do. Call you? Assert dominance. You established dominance? Uh huh. Well now you can just look for D itty and you'll be on your way.
I'm going to watch it to niter on podcasts. The most pro-ditty radio show ever. Yeah, remember, you can buy a copy of my book, the war dog trail, Marine Riflemen struggle with war and PTSD on Amazon for Barnes and Noble.
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type of mental health crisis. Do not be afraid.
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All right. Just as I had to do.
do not be ashamed of what you saw from your own
Going through your own mental health.
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Have a great week. Stay out of trouble.
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I can lootly bend.
Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
>> All right, I have a tip here for everybody,
if you set goals that seem impossible.
then he won't be disappointed when you fail.
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Fuck you, guys.
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Fuck you guys. Aww, we love you too. JJ, let us all swear swirlers, there's live on podcast, brother. If you haven't voted already. Vote on Tuesday. If you don't vote on Tuesday, don't want to fucking hear you whining. This is the most important election in our lives. Go vote. Dun dun dun.
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you know, if you're struggling out there and you need to talk to somebody Hillary to eject dessert where there's path finders, which is our brothers and sisters
just listen to you and talk to you about anything. Do it via text, via video chat, or just straight-up telephone. There's always somebody standing by 24/7 so don't struggle alone. If you need help, reach out again ObjectiveZero.org or look for that free app
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Yes. And I can get it on my Android device now. So that must mean that it's coming to 99% of the Android devices that are updated. It's a great app. It really is. I've been over it a few times. I haven't contacted anybody because I'm not a DICK and I am not going to be like, Hey, I'm being a DICK and take it away from somebody's time. But I might hit Chris and Betsy up later and be like, Hey, can I test your app? But yes, absolutely.
(01:13:47):
If you need somebody that you are a stranger to.
room, go to a forum, go to a chat room, be careful in chat rooms by the way. Um, but just, just find somebody that you're comfortable with speaking with. If it's not a doctor, find an individual that you feel comfortable opening up to, whether it's about what's bothering you or just to talk, you don't have to talk about. I hope you understand that, uh, just knowing that somebody is there that gives a damn, that's what matters.
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but please go over to hope for 22 a day dot org. Grab your calendars, grab your soaps. If you are a fever fan of the T.V.
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if the
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up calendar for 2026, please go sign that application, fill it out. I'd love to see you in there. And I know Kashi and Jared and all the other pinup girls with hope for 22 a day. I would love to be have you a part of that as well. Dvfarm.org we still need to raise funds for that septic system or we can't take veterans in, which we haven't taken veterans in because we haven't gotten the septic system fixed and we need that money. Don't forget.
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