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Hello, Madame, can I get anything for you?
And that's on the rocks. Coming right up.
Hello there, Sweet Cheeks. Alone for tonight.
Ah, don't be scared now. I'm just a chill guy.
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You're too pretty to be deaf, I see.
Choosing not to answer me at all.
Whoa, a little feisty, huh? I like that.
Hey, bartender, put this girl's drink on my tab.
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Jeez, everyone's deaf today. What a drag.
So, want to hang out with me tonight, sweet cheeks?
I don't know if you're unable tosense body language or just
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plain stupid. It's quite obvious that this
nice lady doesn't want to concern herself with you.
Here's your order, Miss on the House.
Wow, I never knew bartenders could read female minds.
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Mind your own business prick. If you don't move away from the
lady, I'll be forced to call security on you and escort you
out of the premises, banning youfrom entering this establishment
permanently. Jeez, what an actual killjoy.
Man, this snob woman is not worthy of my time anyway.
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Whatever, we never get enough ofthem.
Are you OK? Yes, I'm sorry you had to
experience that. We just seem to never run out of
creeps like them. Unfortunate how they don't know
how to approach a woman properly.
Are you sure you're OK? You do seem out of it.
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You never really budged even when that asshole passed by.
Oh no, it's it's OK. I should really be minding my
own business. Really.
Are you sure you do need company, you say?
Well, since it's quite the slow day, I'd be happy to accompany
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you. I would assume you're not here
to celebrate, you're here in need of comfort.
No, I don't read female minds. I'm just observing, that's all.
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I've seen many kinds of people who come and go here, you know?
Any interesting interactions youask?
There was a man here who came here all roughed up.
Weird thing is that he was wearing this expensive looking
suit like he's from a wedding. Apparently he's not only from a
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wedding, he's the groom. When he and his supposed wife
were doing their vows, the brideconfessed that she's actually in
love with his sister and she's well into women.
Yep. I also had a visitor who was
having issues with his relationship with his wife
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because apparently he was falling for his mother-in-law.
I know I had my fair share of very fucked up stories here.
Which makes the whole job rewarding.
I get to know people more and how the world works.
Different spectrums of life, youknow, It's fascinating.
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Well, it's not like I indulge inother people's misery.
I mainly enjoy the diversity of the world.
All those stories within a smallbar like this.
You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly.
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Lots of perceptions to look at. How about you?
What's your story? A supposed bride to be, huh?
Let me guess, cheating? Oh, they just fell out of love,
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huh? Ever mention why they feel like
life with you is stagnant and you're just holding them back?
Wow that's some deep shit. No offense but at least they
told you before you even tied the knot.
You know it could have been harder and probably worse if you
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freshly wet and then they tell you that that's still shitty.
No excuse to just do that to youwithout even trying to talk
things out. How are you holding them numb?
I can see that. Hard to process it, especially
if it's new. Oh I know more than you'd
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expect. My story.
Quite unfair if I start asking questions about yours without
even telling mine. I used to love music growing up.
I would sing at pubs, events andeven had some crazy gigs.
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That love vanished when my dad died when I was 21.
I was singing in his pub too, you know, It got pretty popular
because of that. Also got divorced when I was 24.
Almost 10 years ago I found out that my wife was cheating on me
with her boss. She was already pregnant when I
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found out. Yeah, the denial stage was the
most fucked up time for me sinceI was beating myself up too much
and didn't process what truly happened.
But it gets better, especially if you come to realize that this
thing that happened is actually good for you moving forward.
You know, not spending too much effort and love towards someone
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pointless. In another perspective, yeah,
congratulations, you escaped a possibly explosive and
emotionally wrecking relationship.
Really. I thought all my yapping was too
much. Glad to know it cheered you up a
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bit somehow. Now tell me about yourself.
You still have a long way to go then.
Being in your early 20s and you being such a beautiful lady
gives you a lots of opportunities to meet new
people. Take this as a learning curve
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for your future relationships. It gets easier, but let yourself
grieve, especially if it helps you lessen the load here.
You look quite adorable even if you're crying like that.
Just being honest here man. Looks like I'm going to have to
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close soon. No problem.
Do you have a car or will someone pick you up?
I'm not letting you drive in that condition, just a car.
OK, let me just refill that drink of yours still on the
House. Of course, while you wait for me
to clean up, I'll drive you home.
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No, I insist. Please won't let a sweet lady
like you crash your car after a heart crushing event, won't I?
Here I'll be back in a few. Oh, hey, I'm sorry for making
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you wait, but I'll be finished in less than 10.
Oh, the restroom. It's right around the corner.
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Are you OK? Shit, the faucet gave out.
I knew I had to fully replace this when those girls got too
rowdy in here. There.
Shit, I'm really sorry about that.
And now you're you're all wet. Let me grab you a towel to cover
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you up here.
I'm really sorry for what happened.
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What was that for you? You couldn't hold back after
watching me get all wet while I fixed the faucet?
Are you sure about this? Because if you are, I won't be
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able to stop myself. OK, then if we're doing this,
we're doing this the right way. Good morning, beautiful.
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Uh huh. Where did she go?
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