Edible Honesty

The once legendary and mighty Floridian Oranges, an Alpha Species unlike any other, has disappeared from this planet. I examine how this edible extinction took place in 3 parts.

Is is Fruit? Or is it Candy?

Is is Candy? Or is it Fruit?

Is it fruit? Or is it Candy?

Or is it Candy? Or is it Fruit?

In this episode, I expose that what we eat when we consume American Supermarket Sticker Fruit is actually 16 DEGREES of KEVIN BACON…

In this episode, I explore the advent of Type 2 diabetes in the form of fruit.

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God doesn't like when some corporation decides to call an Edible Audible and change the play on what was already called to begin with. When it happens God gets pissed, and when God gets pissed, people starve. And guess what... 

I propose a complimetary alternative to American Supermarkets in the form of municipal food towers and I mean a municipal food tower needs to be erected in every single town and every single city in American without missing one.

Count Dooku and Emperor Palpatine OR American Supermarkets and the edible powers that be have executed an edible Order 66 and murdered over 90% of all the fruits and vegetables that existed on the planet. Andrew the Giant and a group of Edible Rebels led by his multigenerational farmer friends have a plan in place to once and for all end the cloning and shelf stabalization of sticker fruit.

As I attempt to navigate my way through the produce aisle of an American supermarket, I begin to lose consciousness after I consume a manufactured shelf stabilized peach. Before I pass out, I am surrounded by Count Dooku and the entire Clone army. Are all American supermarkets being run by Emperor Palpatine.  

Long gone are the days of POEM WORTHY produce; and, long gone are the days when FRUIT actually used to SPOIL. And, why's that? Because AMERICAN SUPERMARKETS made sure of it. And, Yoda said it best, I’m paraphrasing…

Begun the STICKER FRUIT WARS have…