Elf Control

Elf Control

The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year. It’s silly, Christmassy & a bit dark. Short, funny episodes to bring some Christmas cheer. ***Finalist in the 2022 Australian Podcast Awards for ’The Creative Award’***

Episodes

December 24, 2023 4 mins

Merry Christmas from everyone at Elf Control!

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Christmas eve, when boys and girls put out milk and cookies in excited anticipation, oblivious to the fact that Santa has become more interested in delivering podcasts than toys.

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December 21, 2023 4 mins

Is Christmas in crisis? With so many Gameboxes to be delivered Santa needs to find his Christmas spirit or Elphonse will need to find a new job.

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December 19, 2023 3 mins

Santa’s existential crisis has put Christmas under a cloud.

 

 

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December 17, 2023 3 mins

The old stable, off limits for reasons we don’t speak (refer to Season 1!) of now appears to be undergoing major restoration works.

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December 15, 2023 3 mins

It’s store visit time, a chance for wide eyed children to meet the real Santa who’s a little low on Christmas Spirit but quite full of other spirits.

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December 13, 2023 2 mins

We’re only days from Christmas and all appears under control at Elf Control giving the North Pole elves some freedom to explore other hobbies.

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December 11, 2023 3 mins

Is it sustainable to continue gifting coal to the naughty children, or is it time to consider an alternative?

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December 9, 2023 3 mins

With the workshop now fully automated, Elaph takes some time out for elf-improvement at the Zen Den of Fury Control.

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December 7, 2023 4 mins

Letters to Santa keep arriving by the sack full, from both nice and naughty children.

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December 5, 2023 3 mins

Welcome to the first episode of Elf Control - Series 5 The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year.

Athough it’s actually not that busy at the moment…

New episodes coming every second day (even dates) until Christmas.

Make sure you stick around for the finale episode on Christmas Eve. Catch up on Series 1-4 here on Facebook or on your podcast app.

 

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December 23, 2022 5 mins

Can Doctor's order save Christmas?!

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December 21, 2022 3 mins

The Gamebox machine is operational again, as is the fully updated sticker machine; whilst the Claus's are on the road to recovery albeit with a few bumps along the way.

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December 19, 2022 3 mins

The Elf Patrol investigate an incident and stick around for the Christmas Party.

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December 17, 2022 4 mins

Elphonse's electric sled arrives whilst Santa and Mrs Claus's just chill.

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December 15, 2022 4 mins

Mrs Claus has caught the contagious virus from Santa; and Elphonse continues treating them with old (free!) reindeer medication, preferring to spend his new found funds on warehouse updates.

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December 13, 2022 3 mins

Despite the tech trouble, the workshop elves have been busying themselves by tooling some more traditional toys.

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December 11, 2022 3 mins

Elphonse acquires the means to fix the workshop machines.

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December 9, 2022 3 mins

Unexpected news for Grumble and a computer virus for Santa?

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December 7, 2022 3 mins

With Grumble still not back from Christmas Island, Elphonse has his hands full.

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