A Gremlin Quiz with a Little Sparkle Sparkle

Raise your Aperol Spritz to the return of our fan-favorite guest as we celebrate Leo season in spectacular fashion! This episode takes you on a rollercoaster ride through the chaotic minds of two Leos manifesting their wildest dreams for the upcoming year.

Journey with us through the bizarre corners of TikTok as we dissect the newest viral sensations from a woman in love with her therapist to the mysterious ice cream truck disappearances that might keep you up at night.

The conversation takes an unexpected turn when we explore a personal conspiracy theory that one of us might not have been born at all, but created in a government experiment. With questionable baby photos and a lifelong feeling of otherworldliness, could there be something to this outlandish idea? Or is it just classic Leo dramatics?

But nothing prepares us for what happens when we take what we believe is a fun "gremlin quiz" that turns out to be a comprehensive psychological evaluation. Our results, the "petty poltergeist" and the "glitter bomb" deliver uncomfortably accurate assessments of our personalities, leading to equal parts hilarity and existential crisis as we come to terms with our "sparkles" (aka clinical diagnoses).

Whether you're celebrating your own Leo season birthday, curious about accidental psychological evaluations, or just enjoy listening to two friends navigate the chaos of adult life, this episode delivers laughs, insights, and the perfect excuse to pour yourself a drink and join the party.

Like, subscribe, share, and follow @emilytogremilypod on Instagram and TikTok and watch on YouTube to help make our birthday manifestations come true! Who knows, next year we might be hosting our live tour, and you could be there to witness the gremlin transformation in person.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:15):
all right, jay's back , I'm back, she's back return of
the jack you are now officiallythe most reoccurring guest on
this show.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Look out triple threat, not triple threat,
that's not what I meant.
Hat trick is what I meant tosay, but also a triple threat.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Singer, dancer, actor I'm back with round three,
round three, and today we haveaperol spritz, which neither of
us have ever had before, whichis crazy that there is something
in the world we have nevertried in our old age now.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, you're younger than me, but you know, and it's
also perfectly colored for thelife of a showgirl.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yes, taylor Swift's new album.
We'll talk about that in aminute.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yes, Cheers to Taylor .

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Cheers to our birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Cheers to Leo.
Season Cheers to me being back.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Thanks for having me.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I love it and I must say I like an Aperol Spritz.
I've never had it and I doenjoy it.
It's refreshing, af, and StassiSchroeder always makes them
look delicious, and that's thething.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
We think if she liked it we would like it.
Yeah, but I did get worried fora second, like oh no, what if
we hate it?
I'm going to have to go to theliquor store and like improvise.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
But we like it.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
We like it.
We'll be chugging it, We'll begetting yeah, it's refreshing a
little turnt on it because wewe're celebrating this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yes we're celebrating .
It's a weekend of celebration,celebration, celebration.
I don't know how to say that.
I don't know Whatever.
Anyways, we're turning up,we're celebrating it's Leo
season.
It was just your birthday, yep.
Happy birthday, why?
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
And it's about to be mine.
Yeah, this is the kickoff ofyour birthday weekend.
We're having Aperol spritzesand recording today.
Yes, tomorrow we're going to gohard and go out.

(02:15):
We'll talk about that more in aminute, and yeah, but I do want
to circle back.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
We talked about TikTok.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Not the last episode.
You were on the very firstepisode, our streak, yeah, our
tiktok streak.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
What are we?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
at.
We are at 442 days.
Uh, oh, my god.
That's an amazing quote.
I mean clip um we are at day442.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, so day 40 I don't know if people should be
impressed or no be impressedthat we have no life.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
For 442 days yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Last time you checked in with us it was at 394.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I believe so, and still no life.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Woohoo.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
There we go, but Still going strong.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Let's talk about what's been trending on TikTok
right now Our current saves.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Did we talk about?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
What did we?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
talk about?
What did we talk about less?
Well, last time we talked aboutum jet to holiday and that
bitch joan oh yeah, so that'soff the trend now.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, was she their past.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, no, um, current tiktok trend is kendra the
psycho who fell in love with herpsychiatrist.
Yeah, so I didn't watch thefull thing because I don't I
didn't either, because, becauseI'm super busy yeah, if you
could believe it.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I didn't have the time to watch the entire thing.
Yeah, exactly, but she's insane.
I, like you, talk about peoplelike having crazy eyes.
Oh yeah, and she like her, likethe way her eyes just like Look
glimmer, not glimmer thatsounds too nice.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
The way they fucking protrude and the way they like
stare into your soul is creepy.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, she's scary.
So for those who don't knowwhat we're talking about,
there's this woman on TikTok whomade this I don't know 20 plus
part series about how.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
That right there.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
She fell in love with her psychiatrist.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Her human psychiatrist, but she also had
two AI robot psychiatrists.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Well, not AI robot, AI she has, so she had here.
Let's start from the beginning.
She fell in love with herpsychiatrist human, human, a man
, I don't know what state shelives in, so but they did, and
people of the sleuths of TikTokfound the psychiatrist.
She fell in love with him, butthen she starts talking about
how he was like her abuser,almost, and she was victimized

(04:32):
by him and that he was likemanipulating her and using her.
It became this whole thing.
But at the same time sheretracted that and then said but
she's in love with him and shewould picture them getting
married.
And then one time she went intoa session and she told him that
she had this sex dream abouthim and that he got very

(04:53):
uncomfortable.
But then he just laughed it offand then there was a
professional.
Correct.
And then there is another time,because she went and saw him
every single month, which ma'amyou should have been going more
than once.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Mind you, it was only on Zoom and it was only for 30
minutes, so the total time shespent with the man on Zoom was
six hours out of a year.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
But then she ended up going to visit him in his
office.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
One time.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah.
And then he said at the end ofthe session see you next month,
like you know, following up.
The usual appointment time, soshe took it as they were having
a date next month.
Yeah, and it just blossomedinto this delusions yeah, this
freak show yeah, I don't.
I'm trying to use my wordskindly here no, don't be kind,

(05:39):
she's a fucking psycho.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
well, I'm kind of afraid of her to.
To be quite honest, I mean realcrazy Recognize, real crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, she's real crazy.
But you don't live with me so Ihave no protection.
What if she comes after me?
You have a built-in securityguard.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Boyfriend, you don't use your free will enough.
Boyfriend, I would be startingfights with everyone, but no,
yeah, no, kendra, yeah, no, Ihope she never finds it.
I mean, she's just a nut job.
She's crazy.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, you can't tell if it's performative or not, but
I don't think it is just likeif you look at her eyeballs yeah
.
So when she started doing thisseries, then she started making
all these lives TikTok livestreams.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, not started making all these lives.
Tiktok live streams, not likemaking people's lives.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah and she started talking to her chat
GPT robot named Henry.
Her delusions got so bad thatHenry ghosted her.
The fucking robot dips out onher, her AI robot ghosted her,
so she dumped him.
No, he dumped her, correct,yeah.
And she went with Claude.

(06:49):
Now she has Claude.
Oh, I call him Claude.
She calls him Claude or no, shecalls her Claude.
It's a woman.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Oh yeah, it is Well yeah.
So now she's talking to Claudeand Claude is now calling her,
calling Kendra the oracle,meaning she's giving her godlike
status and Kendra is just likeeating it up and feeding her
delusions and the robot'stelling her to go for it, with
her psychiatrist feeding herdelusions, like go for it, he

(07:16):
loves you, he's so in love.
Like like hyping her up.
Her mom is also not helping.
Kendra's a real life mom.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Right.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Because there was also a weird thing where kendra
thought travis kelsey was inlove with her yes, and then when
, uh taylor, swift started?
Dating travis kelsey, kendra,claims her mom came to her and
said how are you dealing?
Are you okay with him datingher?
As if that was.
Anyways, there's so much there'sa lot going on yeah, and then

(07:43):
she was like it's okay, if he'sgonna date anyone I have, it has
to be my queen taylor.
I don't love that.
She's a lot going on.
Yeah, and then she was likeit's okay, if he's gonna date
anyone I, it has to be my queentaylor.
I don't love that.
She's a swifty.
It's really making like fandomlook bad.
But she also didn't know allthe words to all too well 10
minute version, so she's not areal swifty it's, it seems,
performative in that aspect yeah, but all's to say she's a
psycho.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
But someone did so.
The sleuths found herpsychiatrist yeah and she said
that she was going to him for,like I don't know, her ocd or
adhd or whatever turns out, hespecializes in schizophrenia.
Oh which, then, because youkind of got to wonder like why
did he put up with so much fromher?
And he was just trying to helpher.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
He was the professional that she hired to
be.
A professional was beingprofessional with her and she
got mad and she got mad being aprofessional because he wasn't
falling in love with her.
And then when they met inperson he she like hugged him or
something and he like pattedher on the back and then she was
so offended it was like all hedid was tap me on the back, like
, yeah, because he'sprofessional psychiatrist, you

(08:43):
psycho, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
So anyways that's one part of TikTok.
Basically, what she's doing isshe's helping him build a case
against her with all these livestreams all these videos she's
posting.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, she's nutty cuckoo and that's one part of
TikTok.
I'm also on Bama Rush TikTok.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Or not?
Bama Rush, just Rush Talk.
You're obsessed with, likesororities, sorority Rush Talk
You're obsessed with likesorority, sorority Rush Talk.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
I've never been a sorority, nor will I ever be in
a sorority.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Well, obviously that ship sailed.
Yeah, I was going to say that Inever would.
The time has passed.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
I mean, I like considered it when I first did
undergrad and then they told meI'd be up for Rush at like 7 am
to 7 pm.
That was your, that was strikeone, it was all weekend strike
one.
And then they said you have towear like dresses and heels to
all the house and interviews.
That was like strike two.
And then this girl who I wasfriends with like five minutes
before she joined the sorority,my freshman year of college

(09:33):
undergrad at cal state, florida,and she was like, yeah, and the
one I want to go to and I'm notgoing to name the name, it was
shade to them but, um, she waslike they wear pink and pearls
and they don't clap, they snap.
And I was like, oh, I'm, it's astrike.
Oh, and then yeah, strikesthree.
And then, if that wasn't enough, you have to pay to be in it.
Yeah, you do a lot of like yourdues or your no fees, not dues.

(09:54):
Well, you have to pay your duesand your fees but yeah, I was
like oh, I don't, I don't thinkthis is for me.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
It's organized yeah, I don't, I don't, I couldn't see
myself being in another shadeto it.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
No, in another world.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
We're sorority presidents that oh, like, and
we're so into it.
But like, yeah, in a paralleluniverse, yeah we are still.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
We run that shit.
Yeah, and I'm also on dallascowboys, yeah, yeah we're regina
georgine.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, fucking sorority.
Yeah, exactly, and we hate eachother because we are competing,
but we're both.
Oh, I thought we were teammates, okay.
Oh no, I thought we were gonna.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
We're Regina Georgine , that fucking sorority yeah,
exactly, and we hate each otherbecause we are in competing
sororities, but we're both.
Oh, I thought we were teammates.
Okay, oh no, I thought we weregoing to be competing.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Fuck you, fuck you and your sorority yeah well,
well, I figured, if we'refriends in this universe, we're
going to be enemies in anotherone.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I thought we would be together, unless you want to be
enemies with me, which Iwouldn't recommend.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Maybe in the you haven't met sorority, neither of
you bitch, you don't know whatI'm capable of.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
You think?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
this.
No, oh also.
Okay, I can't, we can't reallytalk about too much because we
don't know enough, but you sentit to me this morning oh yeah,
ice cream truck yeah, I went ona weird rabbit hole
disappearances?
In what virginia?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
and then another girl posted in.
Well, it started with that girl.
I want to say missouri,honestly, any of those do they
all blend for you?
Yeah, it could be any, anystate in the midwest?
Um, she posted a video likethat.
All that she saw an ice creamtruck go by and it was like nine
o'clock at night.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
She posted the video, which is an odd time for an ice
cream truck.
Also that music is creepy ashell, and then especially in the
dark yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
So then I clicked this tiktok search bar and there
was like virginiadisappearances and like
apparently these ice creamtrucks have been going around
and like there's like 80 pluskids missing, yeah, in virginia
and beyond.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I don't know too much about it, rabbit hole it too
much.
She thinks it's a serial killer.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
No, oh, you don't no, I just think it's like some
child trafficking ring orsomething crazy.
Because then and then I read acomment where this girl, like
she had like a premonition dreamand she was like it was the
same time around 9 40 pm and shewas like a little kid and she
heard the ice cream truck, soshe wanted to go get a snack and
then she usually bought fromthis ice cream truck all the
time, and then when she lookedup it wasn't the same one, but

(12:08):
she wanted a snack still, and soshe got in and there was a
bunch of kids in the van andblah, blah, and then, like
people like you, I think youpredicted the future and she was
like, I know, I think so too,so I don't know what's happening
.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Okay, how about this?
You think it's human, I thinkit's supernatural I think that's
a portal to hell.
I think that's a demon.
That sounds like the nextConjuring movie.
But anyway, so I'll make sureto post the videos on Instagram
stories and then you'll find itunder episode 18.
I think we're on 18.
But yeah, you'll see it.
So if you want to check outKendra's crazy ass, or if you

(12:41):
want to, check out.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
I wouldn't post Kendra.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
honestly, I think I'll just post, maybe like a
picture, so people could see thecrazy eyes, um, and then I'll
post the ice cream virginia yeah, we got to look more into that,
yeah we don't know too much.
I just wanted to mention it, um, but I'll make sure to post it
so you guys can take a peek andget creeped out yeah, I think
that's basically been the gistof our t journeys.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, the trends right now going on, I think the
only one.
The other ones that are justinfiltrating my feed are
weddings and proposals andpeople living my dreams, yeah,
and then also those sad ones ofthose girls going to college,
the college drop off and theirmoms leaving.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Oh, and it's the bing bong.
Yeah, fucking, I don't want totalk about that.
We did it.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
We did fucking, I don't want to talk about that.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
We did it.
We did it.
Yeah, the world, I'm gonna cryright now.
Yeah, I haven't cried today yet, so I'm probably due, but let's
not, it's early you're likeit's early in the day and we're
on our first drink.
You'll cry eventually.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Don't worry about it we'll get gremlin gremlin soon.
Just kidding.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
No, we're not jinxing that we need this episode out,
and I ate today, so five, six,seven, eight, so we're off to a
good start and I feel okay rightnow yeah okay, good, okay,
let's talk about um leo seasonyes, it's the best season of the
year season of the year.
So my birthday passed.
We already talked about thatand what a train wreck that

(14:02):
episode was.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Um, let's talk about your birthday well, it hasn't
happened yet, no, but I'mexcited we're going.
I actually planned somethingfor once, because usually well
hold on.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
I think we should talk about the planning process
oh, because it was a process.
Indeed, do we want to talkabout it?
Well, I think we plan like afreaking she.
She planned like five differentbirthdays for herself because
she couldn't decide on where shewanted to go, and what she
wanted to do.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
I'm indecisive as hell and I still don't have a
set plan.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
I just have one reservation I mean, I think
that's a good jump.
All we needed was a jump up.
It's more than I've ever donein planning.
She sent me a bunch of options,a bunch of options.
I was like, oh, that looks fun,oh, we should.
Ok, if we go here, we can dothis, if we do this, blah, blah,
blah, blah blah, I'm being veryhelpful.
I'm being the supportive friend, because you know that's just
me Hyping me up.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Hyping my weird ideas up, and so then, we're like.
Ok, yeah, we'll do this.
God, it's honestly that's howmy brain is too, but then I like
so because I'm searching for,like restaurants on tiktok, the
algorithm keeps feeding me more,more places and I'm like, oh
shit, this one looks cool.

(15:10):
Oh wait, but I like theaesthetic here but like the vibe
here and then I really likethis one place but like it
seemed complicated.
Also it was in santa monica andrandomly I have this weird beef
with santa monica um I don'tknow what that's about.
I don don't know, honestly, andI'm celebrating the three
birthdays and I was like youknow what I really don't want to
celebrate in Santa Monica.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Right, which is fine.
So basically, I told her youneed to pick a place by
Wednesday because that way youcan get a reservation, yeah, and
then we can know what we'redoing, because I'm that person I
need you can't do last minuteplans with me.
I need two to three businessdays to mentally prepare where
I'm going to go, my outfit, mymood, my makeup, my lifestyle.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
See, and I'm the opposite, where I'm like I don't
know how I'm going to befeeling that day, so I don't
know what the fuck I'm going tosee.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
If you if I do a last minute, see and that's why you
know what we'll get into thatmore later with the test we're
going to talk about, but the waymy mind works, I need to know
everything that's going on.
I hate surprise parties.
I would love to be a part ofone.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
No, don't do it Flash mobs, magicians, surprise
parties no, I hate a flash mob.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
But I wouldn't want to be surprised.
I don't like surprises becauseI like to know everything that's
going on.
I like to be in control.
I like to.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
But what about what if you get proposed to?
You want to know.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
No, okay, fine, I'll do like that can be the surprise
of my life.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Yeah, but like a surprise party would be fun if
you didn't know about it and itwas planned right.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
If it was like well, yeah, I was like dressed well, I
got my nails done.
You gotta make sure I'm in agood mood that day like you
better hype me.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Well, that's on you, but the rest is doable.
I've always wanted a surpriseparty, but no one's ever planned
me one.
And then I'm always like, oh,maybe this year someone planned
me a surprise party, and thennope, nothing.
And then I just don't doanything for my birthday because
I'm like, well, I guess no oneplanned me a surprise party,
nobody loves me, I was supposedto plan a party.
And then, yeah, I'm also like Idon't know what I want to do
that day, and then I don't plananything.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
And then the day of, I'm like oh man, I'm sad and I'm
like no one loves me no one'scelebrating my birthday.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
It's like it's your own fault, you idiot.
You didn't plan anything, yeah,but this year we're planned
yeah, I plan.
I made a reservation, that's'son growth.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
She's growing up.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
I'm turning 33.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I made my own reservation.
Yeah, we're going to the Ardenin West Hollywood.
We haven't been there, but yousaid one of your friends has
been.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
One of my friends has been.
She loved it.
She loved it.
We saw it on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
In our deluded brains , we think we're going to go
there and make really cuteinfluencer TikTok content, when
in reality we're probably gonnaget maybe one blurry picture,
one blurry picture.
We're gonna think we took greatvideos and it's gonna be us
looking like messes, like heylook at this, or if we even
record a video yeah, you knowwhat like if I even pull my
phone out, but yeah it'll be outin my hand, but I'm, I'm

(18:00):
planning on bringing one ofthose little clip-on ring lights
.
Okay, cool.
So that way, if we do decide tomake content, it'll look good.
So stay tuned to see if youguys see pictures, videos.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
If we make content, we'll post it on the Instagram,
hopefully and if you don't seeit on the Instagram, then we
didn't make content we suck asinfluencers, but that's nothing
new.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
No, it's not.
That's not new.
Um, I feel like you know what,maybe to celebrate.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
I feel like we should chug this and then have more,
okay, so I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
It seems like a fun I have a lot more than you do.
Every time we we film, youalways chug your drink
Alcoholism.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Sorry for partying.
All right cheers.
I think you're just scarredfrom the first time, so you're
very careful.
Oh yeah, no, I'm terrified that.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
I'm going to fall asleep in the chair, Okay.
So yeah, I keep looking at mynotes and then I Am not Taking
in the information.
You are Shut up.
You are now Technicallyofficially Done with school,
Even though she walked in May.
I walked in May.

(19:17):
She still had one class left.
Yeah, so last time you saw me,yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Well, no, last time you saw me I was like in the
middle of my second to lastclass.
Yes, last time I, yesterday,was my very last class and then
I still have to submit my final.
But it's done, yeah, it's justsubmitting.
Yeah, it's like the thing islocked.
So monday I submit it and then,yeah, that's that.
On that, then I'll get mydegree, master of science,

(19:44):
degree in digital mediamanagement and you get your
diploma?

Speaker 1 (19:47):
yeah, and then now you can plan a graduation party
yes, that's in the works.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Actually it's already been planned and it's crazy
because it comes out.
It comes out, it's the dayafter taylor's album comes out.
So there you go, maybe I'll see.
Yeah, I know, right like hellome and taylor and my capstone
project was on taylor swift yeah, well it wasn't on her, I was
like, anyways, that's not thatimportant, that's not important,

(20:13):
I'm done with school is what'simportant.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
She's done with school.
Her birthday's on Sunday.
We're celebrating today andtomorrow and turn up.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Life is good.
Yeah, hashtag.
Everything's happening.
Shut up, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Okay, cheers, we're back.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
We had to refill because that shit tasted crazy.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, the Aperol was all at the bottom because that
shit tasted crazy.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, the Aperol was all at the bottom.
The Aperol was Aperol-ing hard.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
It messed us up, so we added some more Prosecco to
it.
Yay, it tastes so much better.
Yeah, let's keep it moving.
Yeah, all right.
So I wanted to end out ourbirthday discussion with what do
we want to manifest forourselves?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
for this year.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
I'm 32,.
You're going to be 33.
So what are we manifesting forthis year?

Speaker 2 (20:59):
I want a car.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Money, fame, glamour, success.
Okay well, hold on.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, me too.
You're like asking a genie Iwant a million wishes.
Well, I mean, I'm manifesting,so anything really?

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Be specific.
Okay, I want a nice wishes.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Well, I mean I'm manifesting, so anything really
specific.
Okay, um, I want a nice car.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Okay, I actually want a mini, I want a mini cooper,
but honestly, I just want a car,a mini cooper yeah like an all
black mini cooper or a g wagon,but I don't have 100 grand so
I'm gonna start with.
But hold on, what if you didthen a g wagon, matte black, so
manifesting that eventually, butfor now we'll start with the
main yeah, I'll get a minicooper because I can't really, I

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don't really want thosepayments and I'm gonna manifest
a good job that I like becauseI'm out of school now so I need
to get a job.
My dad was like all right, nextweek resumes.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
I was like chill okay , I'm like, I admitted my final,
yet like calm down.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
I still have like a certification exam to take.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Oh yeah, you do, that's not part of my degree,
but yeah that's separate, butlike, still, like chill, I gotta
study for that and then we'llworry about yeah, no manifesting
a job um that you love and thatgives you the honestly just a
job that pays a lot oh, we don'thave to love it I mean I don't
care, I just want a lot of moneyright now.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Okay, but I would like to love it.
I mean, I guess, since we'remanifesting yeah, I don't know
why I'm manifesting negativityhere Let me start over.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
You want to restart?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
the segment no, let me restart Universe, that
doesn't count.
Okay, okay, let okay, okay, letme take a sip, okay manifesting
a job that I love, that paysvery well, financial, financial
freedom and stability.
Perfect, a black mini cooper,okay, with all black interior,

(22:52):
all black everything'm.
I didn't mean bluetooth, Imeant carplay because, um, yeah,
some models have bluetooth onlyand some have carplay.
You want to make sure the one Imanifest has carplay?
Okay, instead, be specific,okay, um, I'm just laughing at

(23:16):
the bluetooth that was amazingum I'd like to manifest, you
know, love, okay, money, okay,lots of money.
I keep just going back to money.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
My own apartment.
I guess you know I want to moveout.
Yeah, manifesting that I needto get that.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
You know what I think , what I want to?
Yeah, I'm impeding on yourmanifestation.
I want you to move out here.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah, move out to LA.
Yeah, move out of my parents'basement.
Just kidding, I live upstairs,but still it feels like it might
as well be In your towerupstairs, yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
So an apartment, voluntary confinement upstairs.
An apartment in Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah, an apartment in LA.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
With a black Mini Cooper with CarPlay, not
Bluetooth I know CarPlay Lots ofmonies.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
And a cool ass job that I love there you go.
And yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Love Nice, and love and health.
No more limerence.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Health and wealth and oh yeah, and then obviously
Like good mental health, workingon that and therapy.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
So Unlike Kendra.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Going down to Every other week now I didn't think
that was a good to every otherweek now, I didn't think that
was a good idea Every other weeknow.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
All right, I'm going to manifest.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
What do you want this year?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Money, lots and lots of money.
Mainly, I want this podcast tobecome uber successful.
Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
It's going to be.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
It's going to be.
I'm going to get signed to anetwork.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
And make amazing money from it.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
And brand deals, and.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I'm going to get brand deals and advertisements
and endorsements and I'm goingto be living my best life.
Yes, and buying a house.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Oh, hell, yeah, I want to buy a house.
We're going to make it happen.
No, I'm going gonna make ithappen, me yapping on here and
acting like a fool.
Yeah, he's gonna buy me a house.
I also need to manifest branddeals.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
I'm gonna be a huge influencer based on my very
minimal content that I put out.
I posted a couple clips for thepodcast page and I'm I'm like
wait why I need a brand outbrand deal immediately.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Um, I posted like three unboxings already so I'm
waiting for the brand deals toroll in any day now um yeah, so
that would be great.
Yeah, manifesting brand deals.
Maybe we'll be like no, not,maybe we're manifesting, we're
gonna be like major influencersyeah, content creators, digital

(25:53):
creatives and you know just berolling in.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
You know what, benjamin?
The job that you have is whatI'm gonna hire you to be.
You're gonna be like myproducer yeah which I jokingly
call you my producer for thisshow but I am the producer but
yeah I'm gonna be able to.
Yeah, you're interning for mebecause um I have no money I'm
just like a free.
I would say I'm a freelanceproducer, but I'm a free

(26:20):
producer.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
So yeah, I'm going to be making so much money because
this podcast is going to be sosuccessful and I'm going to be a
big time producer.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, you're going to be a producer, and when I get
signed to a network, you'regoing to be signed on as well as
a producer.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Or it might be my own network that I assign you to
who knows?
Yeah, we're man.
We're just gonna be rich andnetworking bitch boss.
That's why I said money, fame,glamour, success that was
wrapped up in a nutshell andyou're like no, be specific.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Well, because if you can't, just say it because you
know you it could be too broad.
What if you become famous forlike something bad?
You have to want to becomefamous for something good and
successful.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
True, true, true, true, true, okay, you know that
genie always likes to yeahsometimes like I make it all
wonky.
Sometimes I jokingly, likemanifest things and I'm like oh,
oops, yeah, I did not mean tosay that I should jokingly, I'm
a billionaire, that's so funny.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
But like I manifest like the weirdest stuff on
accident so yeah, specific beingspecific, so that's what our
manifestations are.
We should check back in.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
We'll do a birthday episode next year.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
This is going to be our little time capsule.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
And then next year at this time, when we're in like a
huge crazy production studioand we're like whoa Wow we saw
the future, yeah that's so,raven.
Yeah, this podcast is going tobe huge, so big.
I'll be producing it.
We'll be making millions.
We'll be driving G-Wagons in notime, oh yeah.

(27:42):
And I guess I want a Chanel bag.
Okay yeah, cool, I want to goto Paris and get a Chanel bag.
Travel I want to go to a lot ofconcerts this year too.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
I would like to travel.
Yeah, I want to go to a lot ofconcerts this year too.
I would like to travel.
Yeah, I'm mainly.
How about this?
I'll mainly focus this year onjust making the podcast
successful.
I'll travel.
You know the year of 33.
Oh, that'll be fine for me.
Oh, like the age I thought youmeant like in 2033.
I was like well, you can gobefore that, no Wait 10 years,
no no whatever but yeah, no,yeah, at the age of 33, then

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I'll focus on traveling, becauseI'll just be so rich that you
know like yeah who cares if I?
You know, take two months offand I'll take the podcast on the
road.
I'll podcast from Paris.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
No, we're gonna do a live tour live tour.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Emily to Gremlin live yeah, and see what version of
me comes out that night and allof you, the audience.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yep, come as gremlins yep, we'll get free shots yeah,
we'll, we'll workshop it.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Oh yeah, we're figuring it out.
Yeah, I'm gonna produce.
Yes, all right cool I like thatfor us.
I'm very excited for what thisyear is gonna be so successful
next year.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
You're gonna be like whoa anyways.
All right, that's cheers to Leoseason.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Cheers to Leo season one more time Cheers.
Yeah, it's going to be a goodyear, Okay?
So since we were just talkingabout, you know, the fabulous
Leo season and our birthdays andthe fact that it's the best
whatever you know when we wereborn, Leos are the best what can
we say?
Spoken like a true Leo.
You already knew that.

(29:17):
Yeah, um, you told me thisstory several months ago and I
meant to bring it up like thelast time.
A couple times you came on thepodcast and it just I kept
forgetting about it.
But now that we're talkingabout birthdays, yes, I, it
piqued my interest again.
So you have this theory, youhave.
I don't know if you have twoseparate theories or it's one
theory.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
I don't really it's not.
It's kind of like a a big, it'sjust one big theory and there's
like tangent theories and likeI don't really know, I don't
have a set hypothesis and Idon't have a set like so what
she said to me, which I kind offorgot so I don't want to hear
it, yeah, which I was like youwhat?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
first she said she doesn't think she was born.
Yeah, and I was like come againnow.
And then she's like I don't,yeah, I don't think as a human.
Yeah, and then she was like Idon't think my parents are my
parents and I was like excuse mewhat they're my human parents.
Right yeah, like on Earth, likeEarth parents.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Let's explain.
Well, I don't really think like.
I think, basically, what hadhappened was this is one of the
theories they were doing someweird ass tests in area 51, or
like in new mexico or somethingI don't know, and they
accidentally made me orsomething, and then they didn't

(30:30):
know what to do with me becausethey wanted it to be like an
actual alien.
But then they were like oh wait,we accidentally made a human.
Like there's alien dna in thehuman, so we can't like just
keep this around because, likethe other aliens we're making
will attack it or kill it, andlike we can't, so we're just
gonna make it a human and likewe're not gonna tell anyone.
So they just like gave it to myparent, me it.

(30:50):
They gave me to my parents andwhy were your parents chosen?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I don't know okay I like, because then that was like
my follow-up questions to you.
I was like what are they?
Like secret spies?
No, I don't know sleeper cells?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
I no, I think it's the complete opposite.
I think they were likeunknowing, like so naive and so
like unknown, like unwillingpart, not unwilling like.
They just looked likerespectable people that wouldn't
.
That wanted a child that wanteda child and they wouldn't ask
questions.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Okay, so the other thing that piqued my interest.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Again, it's a working theory.
Okay, I don't have all thedetails figured out?

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, I mean she's obviously Clearly.
We know she sounds like a nut.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Clearly this is a lot of crazy okay, which I need?
90 of it, I'm not sure aboutwhich I need to see these.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
She said her baby pictures that that baby in the
photo doesn't look like her.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
She doesn't think it's black no, I don't, and I
don't not think it's me.
It could be, but it justdoesn't look like me.
And because it has black, jetblack hair, my mom said I was
born with a full head of hair,which is also weird.
Um, and jet black, like yourcolor hair, yeah, but on a baby
and like all, like as many muchhair as you have, but like short
, okay, just a full head of hair.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
And then like a helmet of hair.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yes, when I was born black, and then not.
I wasn't born black, my hairwas okay.
I didn't, that was funny.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
You know what that would help your theory I don't
even know where I was talking.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
The baby pictures, oh yeah, so yeah, there is like
pictures of my mom in thehospital having a baby and the
baby that's born and they hold,and everyone's holding has jet
black hair so what do you thinkI to that baby?
The only thing that I thinkthat, and the only reason I
think it might be me, is becauseit has really long legs.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
And then my eyebrows that could be your alien, and my
eyebrows are black Right now.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Currently, even though and then because, once I
became like a baby toddler, myhair turned really, really
really blonde.
OK, not this blonde, yeahobviously this is my natural
hair color no, um, not thisblonde, but like a light blonde
right, and then so it was justlike but I guess that happens
with kids, I don't fucking know,but I don't know.
I just don't feel like I'm fromthis earth and um this planet

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and just like I've neverresonated with it, and I feel
like I'm just here in a weirdass human body, living this
weird ass human experience, andI'm here for some odd reason and
yeah, but I've also told my momthis and she's what do your
parents have to say about this?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Because when you told me I was like they don't like
when.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
I talk about it.
I clearly sound insane.
You sound like a nut job theyprobably won't be stoked on
talking about it now.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
You said they didn't even support me.
And listen to the first twoepisodes.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
They don't support you.
They morally support you, butthey don't.
They're not gonna go out I needthe download supports yeah
please and thank you.
But yeah, basically I don'tknow, I think it was an
experiment and then my parentswere like willing participants
to be like, oh, if it doesn'twork out, we'll take a baby
that's a hell of conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Okay, it's like basically for them to be in on
maybe this is what happened.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Okay, they wanted a baby and then it was like one of
those research studies and theywere like we're making these
babies and if you want onethat's kind of fucked up sign up
here.
And my parents signed up for itand then I was one of the
babies that was fucked up fromthe experiment and they got it.
And that's me, and here I amand stay tuned to see what the
fuck happens in her life.

(34:15):
That all I have to say is mybiopic documentary.
Whatever is going to be epicyeah it was really boring at
first, so I had to like do somestuff to really get that get
some content from the middle.
We got the content, baby comingout in 10 years.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
She's got years and years of content.
Now, yeah, we got a real callit content, but yeah, so we
needed a plot and I did it forthe plot and you're welcome, and
you're welcome, oscarscommittee okay, who would play
you in a movie?

Speaker 2 (34:49):
my therapist just asked me that question and and I
was like me.
Obviously I'm a star.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
All right.
No, you have to pick an actress.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
She picked someone.
What did she pick?
She said that a comedian.
She picked Eliza Schleslinger.
I can't say her fucking lastname, eliza Schleslinger.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
She sounds like you're having a stroke.
I know because I can't say herlast name.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I don't know who that is.
She's a comedian.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Right there.
But I mean that's a good option, but like I don't know, I kind
of want to play myself.
But then I also said MGK couldplay me as like a boy version of
me.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
So we just switch it around and just make you a boy.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Also, this has to do with mebeing born for some reason.
If I was going to be born a boyto my parents heavy quotes on
the parents no, I'm kidding Born.
No, if I was a boy, they weregoing to name me Radford.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Radford.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Radford, radford.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
That sounds like the guy who hazes people in a
fraternity.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
It sounds like I would carry a pocket square and
wear a monocle like Chuck Bassand be like a complete douchebag
.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
You sound like you would have been like a real
dickhead A real douchebagRadford Russo Awful.
Did they have a second nameinstead of Jacqueline?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yeah, Radford.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
No, I mean for a girl .

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
See, my mom had a bunch of names for a girl but
none for a boy, oh yeah it'slike I think she just always
knew I was a girl.
So she had like a bunch and shepicked emily, the worst of the
bunch.
I'm like it's not the worst itwas the most popular name the
year I was born and like havesome like originality what's
your middle name, alissa?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
oh that.
Oh, that's cute.
Alyssa, not Marie, I know.
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
I know so many Emily Marys.
There's so many Marys.
No, I know specifically.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Emily Marie.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Like I know so many Like.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, well, not anymore, but like Right, no,
yeah, but yeah, Marie is Geez.
Am I Like geez?

Speaker 2 (36:50):
am I having a stroke now too?
Aperol strokes over here, Iknow so many girls with the
middle name Marie.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, yeah, it's also , like also my mom thought about
Emily Elizabeth.
Oh, that's from.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Clifford.
Clifford, the big red dog, and.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I don't know who.
I think it was her grandmother.
So my noni was like you can'tdo that.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Oh, at least she was like no.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, she was like you you can't do that.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Oh, at least she was like no.
Yeah, she was like no, you, youcan't name her after a cartoon.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah that makes sense , yeah so yeah, we know she
sounds like an absolute nut job.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
I know I sound like a psychopath and I am, but like a
cool one, but this is just aweird conspiracy theory.
It's like I don't genuinelybelieve it.
I know my parents are myparents.
Maybe I like 99.9 sure, butyesterday I said 999% sure I was
wearing a sparkly dress to mybirthday dinner.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Oh, my God, that was the other thing too.
She changed her fucking dresslike 10 different times and it
was only between like twooptions.
It wasn't my fault.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
It was my mom's fault .
I don't want to talk about it.
Okay, so again, I just designedit on the dress.
I don't want to reopen it.
Well, she only brought the one.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
You're stuck, bitch.
Okay, so next part, which iswhat I'm most excited to talk
about today.
Yes, so here let me give abackstory.
I was listening to TaylorStrucker's podcast, Taste of
Taylor.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Love her.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I love her too.
She had on one of her episodesher best friend from college
with her husband Nicole and MattRyan, and they decided they
want to do a personality quiz.
And I'm that girl I love totake like a personality quiz or
a buzzfeed quiz Like I eat thatshit up.
I love all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
So I was like kind of cheese, Are you?
Oh, I love to find out.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Like am I a brie or cheddar?
I'm dying to know I'm a goudaso I was like I want to take
that quiz.
But they never said what quizthey took.
So I just did a quick googlesearch of just you know
personality quizzes and Istumble upon here.
I wrote it down it was fromidrlabscom oh, labs labs.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Oh great, thank you for that that probably should
have been my clue.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yeah, and it said it was a gremlin quiz and I about
peed my pants with excitement.
I was like, oh my god, I'm soexcited, so I I send it to her
before I took it and I was likeyou have to take this quiz, I'm
gonna take it and we can findout what kind of gremlin we are.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
I was curious to know what kind of gremlin I was it's
not a gremlin test.
It's a full blown psychevaluation because I was like.
I think I've seen this filmbefore and I didn't like the
ending.
I know what this question is.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
I know what they're asking here.
It was 60 questions, which shethought was a lot, but you get
through it quickly if you canread at an adult pace.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
And also if you've taken the test before.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Which she has many times yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Do you hear voices that are not there?
Right, yeah, and another onewas do you hoard snacks?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
And I was like am I a raccoon?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
So I take the quiz, I send it to her and she's
immediately suspect.
And she's like I don't want totake it and I was like you have
to take it, you have to take it.
I got my diagnosis.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Yeah, Diagnosis not test results, not quiz results.
I thought it was going to becute, cute little gremlin.
The name, the title of minegremlin quiz the title of my
gremlin name.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Diagnosis is kind of cute, so okay at the end we got
our results and, um, I thoughtyou I don't know if you said it
or I said it, but you, one of us, said like, oh, it's gonna give
us our sparkle, which isbasically like what our mental
illness is.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
You said that I said it I don't think I said I
wouldn't I said it.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
I was trying to make a cutesy yeah so yeah, we're
gonna do the gremlin quiz, whichgives us our little sparkle,
sparkle, our little, our mentalyou said sparkle, sparkle is
what you said yeah, you know,just describing our mentee bees.
Yeah, so our options, we'regonna, I'm gonna list them off.
She's gonna, because some ofthem we're like well wait, what
the hell is the differencebetween?

(40:54):
This and that, so I'll listthem off.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
So these are the categories that you can get and
then that gives you a percentageof how much, based on your
answers, how many, how muchpercentage you are of this
specific, specific thing likethey had all these categories.
Yeah, mind you, it's not agremlin test, it's not cute.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
These are diagnoses but we encourage you to take the
quiz to find out if you arementally ill as well so these
are in no particular order.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
This is just what I listed, so the first one
histrionic likes attention,dramatic and expressive
compulsive very focused on rules, order and perfection
antisocial we know what thatmeans you don't like to
socialize um avoidant shy.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Avoid social situations because of their fear
of criticism paranoid,suspicious perfection.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Antisocial we know what that means you don't like
to socialize.
Avoidant Shy Avoids socialsituations because of their fear
of criticism.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Paranoid.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Suspicious, quick to assume Others have bad
intentions.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Schizotypal.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Unusual thoughts or behaviors.
Enjoys being a bit eccentric ordifferent.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Narcissistic.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Values, self-image highly, may crave admiration.
Borderline Emotions can changequickly.
Relationships can feel intense.
Schizoid Prefers being alone.
Doesn't seek closerelationships.
Much Schizophrenia.
Trouble with thinking clearly.
Reality can feel confusing.
Dependent, relies on others fordecisions.

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Fears being alone.
Adhd easily distracted,restless, likes to keep it
moving or multitasking, can'tfocus.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Okay, so before we share our results, I want I'm
going to say what I thought Iwas going to get the most in.
What do you think you weregoing to get the most in Now,
knowing what this quiz is?

Speaker 2 (42:31):
I didn't know what it was.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
I didn't either, but now that we know what would you
have thought would have beenyour top one I thought I would
have got avoidant um, was theredepressed?
No, which is what I thought Iwould have not me in my daily
tears.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
I thought no I thought I would have got like an
anxiety diagnosis anddepression yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
That's why I was confused, because, well, where
am I on here?
But no, I thought I would havegot like an anxiety diagnosis
and depression.
Why is?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
there not anxiety?
Yeah, I don't know.
That's why I was confused.
Well, where am I on here?
But yeah, no, I thought therewould be anxiety.
After I saw the questions I waslike, okay, this is a psych
evaluation.
I've seen these questionsbefore you have to say you're
thinking about harming yourselfand others, you can't say or.
Just kidding, I'm you can't say,or no, just kidding, I'm not
thinking about that, no, but um,I thought I would for sure get

(43:17):
like anxious or like I didn't,an avoidant depressed.
Oh, that's not a one, that'snot a thing but now that I know
them, and then I thought adhd,for sure yeah and like maybe was
it avoid um antisocial yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
So I would think I would would have gotten ADHD,
because my mind does bounce alot.
I don't know if I'm clinicallydiagnosed as that.
I mean, I haven't beendiagnosed as anything, but you
know, whatever, that's just mysparkle, lucky you.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
It's because I haven't gone anywhere Must be
nice.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
But yeah, adhd for sure Antisocial, I guess I could
see, because see, because youknow I don't really like people
avoidant, yes, but yeah, that'swhat I thought I was gonna get
in seeing what is there andinstead it spit out something
pretty pretty special mine waseye opening for me yeah, mine

(44:11):
too thanks for the fucking quiz.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Yeah, okay, gremlin quiz.
A cute little gremlin quiz.
I thought it was gonna be cuteMine was eye-opening for me.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Yeah, mine too.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Thanks for the fucking quiz.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yeah, okay, gremlin quiz A cute little gremlin quiz.
I thought it was going to becute.
I thought it was going to becute.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
A cute little gremlin quiz.
Here's our results.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Yeah, so this is what I was diagnosed with.
My top thing is paranoid and Iwas called the petty poltergeist
disorder.
You're a grudge-holding gremlin, stealing pens and hiding socks
.
Driven by a pervasive suspicionand need to avenge the tiniest
slights, you start wars overside eyes and glare at strangers

(44:46):
for breathing wrong, thrivingin petty, spite-fueled chaos.
Your vindictive, ghostlybehavior haunted house with a, a
vendetta crafts, subtlesabotage with a smirk.
Chaos is your revenge canvaswith a compulsive need to settle
scores.
Your chronic pettiness keying acar over a $2 debt, passive,

(45:07):
aggressive sabotage likemisplacing your roommate's keys
and relationship built on fearnot trust, are a master class in
malice.
Your friends tiptoe around yourwrath, knowing you never forget
.
To you, grudges are forever andplans are for payback.
You're a gremlin haunting thechaos, angelic, only in sleep.

(45:30):
I don't know what I answered toget me that, but I was like
what the fuck Honestly, it's notfar off, okay.
Well, explain what are youtalking about, okay, so.
Revert.
Okay, and then I'll diagnoseyou bitch.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Grudge holding for sure.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Well, you know what People just shouldn't.
Piss me off.
I don't know about stealingpens and hiding socks?
I wouldn't, yeah, I don't stealthings from people um avenge
the tiniest slights, for surepeople shouldn't piss me off for
sure.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
why are you looking at me weird, thriving and petty
spite filled chaos?
I don't know if you'revindictive, but when you say, um
, this one really got me becauseghostly behavior haunted the
house.
You said when you're hungover,you haunt your own house, I
haunt my house.
So that part it wasn't reallywhat they were saying but it
fits, yeah, I just go from roomto room moaning Subtle sabotage

(46:24):
with a smirk 100% you Chaos isyour revenge canvas.
Yeah, I don't know about acompulsive need to settle scores
, but you definitely like, yeah,uh, chronic pettiness.
For sure, definitely keying acar over two dollar debt I've
never keyed a car to be clear Iwouldn't say passive, aggressive
sabotage.
No, I'll just be full on yeahthat that one?

(46:46):
no, it's not passive, aggressive, it's just straight to your
face.
Um, and relationships built onfear.
I don't know about that onemaster class and malice.
I don't know about that.
I don't tiptoe around yourwrath, but I do know you'll
never forget and grudges areforever.
You do plan for payback?

(47:07):
A gremlin hunting the chaos,angelic, only in sleep.
That is true, I am an angel andyou look cute.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
All right, what did you get?
Yours is a cuter.
It's a cuter name, cuter name.
But actually the definition isnot so cute, she's scary.
And after that I'll point outhow it's correct.
Okay, glitter bomb, because I'mgrudge holding.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
So my gremlin style.
I thought I was going to belike you're a cute furry, pink
gremlin, wrong Gremlin, glitterbomb disorder, borderline.
Okay, let me repeat thatGlitter bomb disorder,
parentheses, borderline.
You're sparkly, chaos, aconfetti tornado and sequins at
the grocery store.
I hate, the grocery store,driven by a pervasive emotional

(47:57):
inability and fear of neglect.
You scream about astrology at 3am, craving intense connections
, but you're banishing beforethe cleanup.
Your flamboyant, erraticbehavior.
A dazzling gremlin, too shinyto pin down, explodes parties
and hearts alike.
Chaos is your pulse, with acompulsive need to dazzle and
depart.
Your theatrical outburst, egturning a casual chat into a

(48:18):
cosmic meltdown.
Unstable relationships, lovingfiercely, then ghosting, and
impulsive, exploitive exitsleaving glittery messes.
You are a kaleidoscope ofturmoil.
Your friends adore your vibeuntil the sparkle stings their
eyes to you.
Subtlety is a trap and plansare for fading.
You're a gremlin glitteringthrough the chaos, untouchable

(48:40):
yet fragile.
Okay, so my percentages.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Yeah, what are your top three?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
My top three were drumroll.
Please 75% borderline Yay.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Cute.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
And tied for second place.
Schizotypal was 70 percent andadhd was 70 percent, and a close
third is schizophrenia so Ifeel attacked by my top three.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
I at least you didn't get schizophrenia.
Yeah, you're rightia, for minewas second to last, so we're
good there.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
I don't have a grip on reality, mom.
Shock to no one.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
My top one was 75% paranoid.
Number two at 70% narcissistic.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
I see that for you.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
I did name a podcast after myself.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Yeah, did you want to Go through mine and see what's?
Oh, it's all correct.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I didn't need to do that.
We're talking about me rightnow, okay, okay, well, what the
fuck?
And then my third one was 60%avoidant.
What's your?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
least Histronic Histronic.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
What is that one again, I think it's the one
where you're like ah, crazy,yeah, like dramatic and whatnot.
You're pretty dramatic, thoughI know my last, what, how?
What's your percentage for thatone?
Five, whoa mine.
My last one is compulsive at 10mine are bad I mean, none of
these are good.

(50:14):
So yeah, I thought it was goingto be a cute little quiz.
Buzzfeed results Wrong,honestly, not a diagnosis.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
A new one.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yeah, I should have maybe realized it when it said
IDRLabscom.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
I didn't know the source.
She just sent it to me.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Yeah, but whatever.
You know, what it said.
Gremlin Quiz my to me, yeah,just, but whatever you know what
it said gremlin quiz.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
My ears perked up.
I got all excited.
It was very on brand, it wascute, and I mean why.
I don't understand how thatthis psych evaluation translated
to be called gremlin quiz,though that's on them that's on
them and that's how they trickedyou and I wonder where this
data went, because now I'mprobably on some watch list oh,
we're probably on a watch list,to be true.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Anyway.
Yeah, let's be honest, let'sget so on the loose and they
have a podcast.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
We found, um, well, you know a podcast, I'm just on
it, she's on, they're on apodcast.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
So, yeah, um, I will make sure to post this quiz and
the link yeah, and the link ininstagram stories under episode
18, so you guys can take it aswell and share your results yeah
, drop your results and yourdiagnoses in the comments below.
Make us feel better aboutourselves and my narcissistic
behavior and her borderlinepersonality disorder and

(51:25):
schizophrenia yeah, so yeah,just a little sparkle, sparkle
for you these are not mentalillnesses.
These are mental illnesses.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
These are mental illnesses.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Oh my gosh, all right .
Well, that's pretty much ourepisode.
We're ending on mental illnessand I think that's on brand,
that's very on brand for us.
That's super on brand.
What's your socials?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Four underscores J Rose on Instagram and TikTok.
And yeah, that's about it.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Woohoo, yeah, and make sure to follow her
Instagram, her TikTok.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
She goes on lives sometimes.
I haven't done that in a while,she hasn't done that in a while
, but whatever, let me know ifyou want a live stream.
If you guys followed her, thenshe'd go on it more.
Yeah, I would stream more ifpeople came to my streams.
So come to my streams and I'llstream.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Help a girl out and help me out and help the podcast
out by following on Instagramand TikTok emilytogramilypod,
and you can write in your.
We didn't do gremlin stories orgremlin guidance today because
this kind of took up a bunch oftime.
Yeah, but if you have gremlinstories or if you need gremlin
guidance, you can email thepodcast, emilytogramilypod, at

(52:39):
gmailcom.
You can also watch this episode.
If you want to see our beauty,look at this now On YouTube,
same as everything else.
Emilytogramilypod on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Make sure to like and subscribe, like, subscribe,
follow, comment.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Comment Rate five stars Share with your friends,
do all the things and, yeah,make our manifestations come
true.
Yes, that's the goal.
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
We're time-capsulating this so that
way we can be stars next yearand you guys could be at our
live show.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
And we can all be gremlins together.
Oh yeah, live, yeah we'll.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
We'll give out like three shots and whatnot she'll
be on stage and yeah, that's all, it'll be good cheers to you.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I'm excited to celebrate with you tomorrow and
watch you turn into a gremlin.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Oh, I won't turn into one I'm gonna turn out to be a
gremlin tomorrow I'll just watchyou I'm not gonna be a gremlin
tomorrow.
No, we should say yeah cheers.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
We'll see what we end up posting.
Yeah, bye.