Gremlin Stories: From Phantom Kidnappings to Disney Disasters

Pour yourself a drink and join us for the wildly entertaining pilot episode of Emily To Gremily! Host Emily and her bestie Spice kick things off with signature cocktails and eight years of friendship chemistry that immediately pulls you into their orbit.

When these two get together, no topic is off-limits. We dive deep into how our zodiac signs shape our personalities, Emily embodying that bold Leo energy while balancing an Aquarius moon, and Spice navigating her intense Scorpio sun with those diplomatic Libra influences. We explore how these cosmic energies manifest in our friendship, conflict styles, and life approaches.

Things get hilariously candid when we confess our unconventional "hear me out" celebrity crushes. Forget the predictable Hollywood heartthrobs, we're talking Jason Isaacs as Lucius Malfoy, John Favreau, and other surprising attractions that reveal more about personality than conventional good looks. Our curiosity about a certain full-frontal scene in White Lotus leads to plans for "scientific research".

The highlight comes when we share our "gremlin stories" – those mortifying moments of transformation after one too many drinks. From Emily's mistaken kidnapping scare that ended with police intervention to Spice getting her Disneyland pass revoked after a meltdown over a sold-out Grogu apple, these tales of tipsy misadventures will make your most embarrassing moments seem tame by comparison.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 2 (00:12):
all right cheers to episode one, the pilot emily de
gremley, it's on and poppingexciting exciting, happy to be
here today.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yes, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
You're my very first guest, very much excited to do
my best no, I mean, we're justat the bar high for all you next
people.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yes, we're just here to hang out and talk and gab.
I'm emily emily de gremley.
This is my yes, this is mybestie spice and um, I wanted to
start this podcast just to havea reason to call everyone up, I
know, and talk, just to havelike a reason to you know, talk

(00:54):
shit and gab.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
And talk music, talk movies, talk life, yep.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Everything.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Talk men.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yes, lots of boy talk , lots of shit talk, sex talk.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, we'll get into all of it.
I'm excited.
It's going to be a good episode.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's going to be good yes, it might be a little
clunky.
It's the first time and youknow we're going to work out the
kinks.
Yeah, I'm prone to be nervous.
I need everything to be 100%perfect.
We've got a drink to calm thenerves.
Yes, we have our drink.
Oh, yeah, so we're going tohave a brand new episode drink
for each one.
Everything's going to be, orthe drinks are going to be,
listed on the socials, whichwill be emily2gramilypod on

(01:35):
TikTok and Instagram, so you'llbe able to see what we're
drinking Today.
I made my own drink.
Hers ended up becoming adifferent color, but that's okay
.
You know, I just added a littlebit more cranberry.
Yeah, she, well.
No, you had more simple.
The raspberry, simple syrup.
Yes, yes, we thought aboutcranberry and then we we
switched to simple syrup.
I wanted more raspberry yes, soyeah, um, we've been friends

(01:58):
for what like eight years.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, about eight years.
About eight years.
It's been a long time right, Ican't believe it.
Time flies.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, we were talking about it before we started and
we couldn't believe it was yeahthat long 2018 and I'm like it's
2025.
Yeah, holy shit I feel like itwas yesterday, but also I feel
like it was like 10, 20 yearsago like before the pandemic and
then after the pandemic.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
It's like two different realities.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
That's how I really base life on.
It's like kind of like bc andad.
Yeah yeah, it's pre-pandemicand post pandemic, because I'm
two totally different people, ohyeah I wasn't pink before the
pandemic, you were you, yeah,your whole aesthetic now is pink
, pink, pink, pink, mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
All pink, everything Before it was all black,
everything, yeah, you were likesinister black.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yes, you were goth and you hated pink.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I hated it, but I mean, you melded your two worlds
.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I incorporated both today, I know.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Today we meshed both of my personalities and I
apparently decided to go theopposite and went blue.
I know went blue.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I know she's my something blue.
Yes, I will be that you'resomething blue, exactly all
right.
So here I have my list, becauseyou know it's hard for me to
remember things.
Yes, so we wanted to talk aboutour zodiac energies, because
you're very much a leo.
I am very much as you could tellby this podcast, it's very much
about me and I'm a leo and shejust wants a reason to talk.
I just wanted a reason to talkand then you know you have that

(03:28):
scorpio energy which was alittle you know your
pre-pandemic self with your, uh,the all black, everything.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
You're angry.
The pink helped my scorpio selfcalm down.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I think that was a little bit of your libra in you
where you're finally yeah yourlibra was trying to balance
yourself.
Don't help me, I am not.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I'm Scorpio all the way.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I mean, look, when I think of you, I don't think the
Libra air, yeah.
I think that Scorpio water,yeah, just that deep dark water.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Deep dark water.
It's the raging waters within.
You don't know what's beneaththe surface I'll never let you
know, so you're okay.
So your big three are yourscorpio, sun, libra, moon, libra
rising and I'm on the cusp ofscorpio.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I'm the 25th yeah, I'm like you're almost, I'm
almost full libra, almost triplelibra.
Yeah, triples are like ew,they're weird.
Yeah, not to offend anyonewho's a triple I'm offend them,
I don't care that's the scorpiowith me.
If you don't offend them, Iwill I mean, yeah, I'm, yeah, I
mean you know, but yeah, they're, they're a little um peculiar.

(04:32):
They get maybe too much intheir heads.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, and that scorpio is pulling you right out
, right out, yeah, I think mylibra, um, so scorpio, sun libra
, moon, libra rising I feel likethat is plays into like my OCD
and my organization and myobsessions.
I feel like that's very muchLibra.
I have to be organized.
I like things a certain way andI think that's definitely more
of a Libra aspect than a Scorpioaspect, because I see that in

(04:58):
other Libras and I'm just likeew, why are we like this?
Why are we like this?
And I always deny my libra sidebecause I feel like libras can
never make up their mind and I'mvery like they can't be
indecisive and I feel like theyabsorb other people's
personalities and don't reallyhave one of their own.
Okay, they just I've had a lotof skirt or libra besties and

(05:19):
they're just like little lapdogs, you know, I feel like they
just I think they're a littlemore.
Go with the flow.
Yes, and they're always thepeople in my opinion that are
friends with everybody, and Ican't stand that.
I can't stand that are wetalking about?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
pick a side so it's like they're loyal to all.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
So they're loyal, it's like a friend to everyone
is a friend to no one, in myopinion and I feel like libras
are very much like for everybodythey're social butterflies,
yeah and I'm like no, you gottapick a side pick a damn.
You gotta pick a damn side,like if you don't stand for
something, you stand for nothing, in my opinion, true?
So yeah, my opinion.
That's how libras are, so I'mlike, I'm not but yet you are a

(05:53):
libra.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I'm two-part libra and they technically say
your rising sign is who you arewho you are like on, like you're
at your core, like your sunsign is who you portray yourself
to be, which is very much whatwe're doing, but I'm very nice
underneath the surface.
You are yeah.
Very empathetic, very sweet, soI feel like that, but if you

(06:15):
meet you right off the bat, ohyeah, you would never think that
.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, like you got to earn that.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
When I first met you I was like damn, this bitch is
gruff, yep, yep.
I mean I found like the littlesoft teddy bear.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, I have my soft spots you do you have to mean
something to me to get to seethose true yeah, right off the
bat I was like she's scary yeah,everyone thinks I'm scary, but
then once I'm nice, like oh,she's so nice yeah, I love her.
Yeah, but yeah, to begin withit's yeah, it's very much like
but I feel like I put that outon purpose, like because I don't

(06:48):
want to be fucked with you knowyeah, I mean, I put on an
energy, like I'm unfuckwittablebut I'm very fuckwittable but
you know like I hate.
A new word.
Yeah, you know I'm veryfuckwittable.
You can definitely get insidemy head, but like you'll never
know, you know you're gonna keepit buried within.
Yes, can't let.
I don't like to let myweaknesses show.
I mean, who does, though?
Yeah, exactly, some people justcan't hide it.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I'm there's a lot.
Yeah, I'm thinking of a fewpeople who they're just like a
mess, yeah you know, and they'retoo exposed, they can't they
can't hide it.
They're just a little, a littlestuck about my secrets.
I like to hide in the shadows,yeah, and then so, like my
leoness, I feel like it's verymuch out there, like I like to

(07:32):
be big and bold, center ofattention, center.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
I love to be the center of attention I mean, how
could I not be?
She likes to make it about her,and that's totally fine I love
that, hence the name of thepodcast.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yes, I mean look, it's about me, but I mean so I'm
an aquarius moon, okay, and thelibra rising, so we have that
in common.
So, yeah, I do feel like I tryto in some way be like
diplomatic, where I'm like youare very diplomatic, I try to
see both sides and I'm like,look, okay, I can see why this
person feels this way, I can seewhy you feel this way.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
I try not you're a good mediator, for sure, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
I try not to not pick a side where it's, like you
know, I'm going against one orgoing against the other, like I
just want to find, like thehappy medium.
Because, I don't like conflict.
No, you don't.
I like everything to bepeaceful and happy.
But if there is conflict,you're ready for it.
Especially if it's my conflict,I'm yeah, I'm not down, I'm not
gonna be sweet, no.

(08:26):
Or you know, if someone does medirty, there's that ferocity,
like a lion and a leo, correct?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
yeah, very, she's got the claws, they're there yes, I
don't like to use them.
No, she's like a kitten for themost part.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, she wants to be played with, but I feel like
I'm more like, a little morelike ferocious when it comes to
like people I care and loveabout.
Yeah, if it's about me, then I'mmore like a little more like
ferocious when it comes to, like, people I care and love about.
Yeah, if it's about me, thenI'm just like, whatever.
Like that's where, like, myLibra-ness comes in, where I'm
just like, all right, noconflict, like whatever.
Like, say what you want to say,that's fine.
But if, like, someone'sattacking or affecting someone I
love or care about, then that'swhere you're going to see that

(09:02):
coming.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
That like little mean quality come out.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, you can be very cunty you don't see it a lot
though.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
No, yeah, I save it for special occasion like you
know that I'm cunty to beginwith, and then you know I'm soft
, but you like you come acrossas very approachable, very nice,
very soft, and then that's kindof shocking, because some
people say I'm I'munapproachable, I don't think so
at all.
I'm thanks I don't think so atall.
I don't think so at all.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
I mean, I guess those people just I always thought
you were just like so adorable,I don't know, I can't go.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
I don't know.
I thought you were verywelcoming.
Oh great, wow, I've never heardthat I don't know.
At least in like friend groups.
I'm just, like you know, a verydelicate, soft way in your
approach.
Like I say you don't likeconflict.
If, like, that's why you're agood mediator, because your tone
of voice is always like kind ofwhat people need to hear, right

(09:50):
, I mean like it, it evens outall of that tenaciousness where
everyone's pissed.
Yeah, like you just come in,you're like guys and I'm like
here she comes to moveeverything over.
It's a good thing.
It's a good thing, it's why youcalled me.
Yeah, exactly it's the reasonwhy we called her, and then
you're mad when she does it wellright, but then I feel like my
like aquarius moon pops outwhere I don't know much about.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Aquarius, tell me she's.
She's a little dark where I getvery like I cut people off.
I, if I'm done, I'm done, Iwill not speak to you and I have
no problem being in the sameroom with you, yeah, and not
speaking, which is even colderI'm I can be very cold.
I've been told that before.
It didn't feel good when I wastold that it was my libra

(10:35):
popping out like hey, say itagain, say it again.
Yeah, no, I can be very cold andit's probably not my best
quality.
I don't think it's anybody'sbest quality.
It's more like I think aself-preservation thing, where
I'm just trying to be like okay,you know what, I don't want to
involve myself in this conflict.
I don't feel like speakingabout this with you.

(10:55):
So you know what.
You don't exist.
That's not that great, butagain, it's just it takes a lot.
You can be in the same room withsomeone.
It takes a lot to get me there.
There's a few people who I'vedone that with.
Yeah, you know it's, yeah, it's, it takes me a lot.

(11:16):
It takes a lot to get there.
Yeah, and you give chancesuntil yeah, and I probably give
too many chances.
I think I'm thinking more of,like, personal relationships.
You know, I have to like reallycare about you at one point to
get to that point.
Yeah, so you know, if you gotme there, congrats, I cared yeah
, yeah, I cared at one point.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
That just shows how much you meant.
Or at one point?

Speaker 1 (11:39):
all right, so we went through our personalities big
threes yeah and then now I toldyou to give me your biggest
celebrity.
Hear me out, who is yourcelebrity crush that other
people would question you about?
You know it can't be like, okay, who's your biggest celebrity
crush?
Who you you don't think is ahear me out where everyone's
like oh yeah, he's a hear me out.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
I mean hayden christensen.
You know I'm a star wars freak.
Oh yeah, I love an Anakin.
He is cute he's a fine ass.
That's like, I think, the onlyStar Wars.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Star Wars movie I've ever seen.
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
I mean his acting is so bad in that movie that it's
so good now.
I mean.
I think I was like nine when.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
I saw it, so I was like when I rewatch it now.
I'm like this is so terrible,but seen any other star wars
movies.
Don't make me put you throughit I mean you already said you
were going to.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah, it's like a rite of passage I don't have to
go watch them all, so I thinkthat is so we're suffering
through it.
Yes, okay it's not, it's in,it's enlightening.
Oh okay, yes, I feel like itreally relates to real life star
wars it's just like dark yeah,you know, like the force and
like the dark side, like it'svery much the duality of life,

(12:46):
you know what I mean.
Okay, good versus evil vibes.
Okay, just in a galaxy far, faraway.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Okay, we're just going to equate it to Earth.
Mm-hmm, I think we're doing alot of that nowadays.
Yes, okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Like a lot of the scenes where, like, the fucking
empire is giving these crazyspeeches and everyone's lined up
like it looks like fuckinghitler shit.
It's crazy which I think we'reheaded towards now.
We're living through itliterally.
But I feel like movies mimicreal life of course, I mean yeah
I'm very much a conspiracytheorist, whatever you want to
say, so I feel like I very muchbelieve in predictive
programming, like they put itout there, before it happens.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Right, because it desensitizes you or it's like
maybe a little bit of a warningshot, like hey look, I feel like
they're mocking us.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
They're making fun of what they're about to go do.
Yeah, no shame, no shame, butyeah, anakin.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Darth Vader, that's your crush.
Yeah, that's my, that's your,your crush.
Yeah, that's my, who's your,hear me out, crush I feel like
that one I'm so obsessed with.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Um, why can't they name it's also star wars?
Well, now he's star wars nowhe's star wars affiliate, but he
used to be john favaro.
Okay, it's very like he's notlike your tip, like totally not
like bod type.
You know he has, he has dad bodenergy.
But like him and Vince Vaughnyou know they're always in
movies together.
I want to climb Vince Vaughnlike a tree, but that's not
really a hear me out, I mean hecould be.

(14:13):
Yeah, you know, but I feel likehis partner in crime.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Imagine if he saw this and he was like okay.
Ring-a-ding-ding.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
I love Vince ring-a-ding-ding, I love vince
vaughn.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
But yeah, john favaro is not like your average like.
Why would you like john favaro?
Yeah, he's not.
He's not topping like the listof like the 10 sexiest.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
He's like it's not like he's like got high.
It's not like he's like fuckinggot a six-pack, but he's
hilarious.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
I love the personality.
Yes, I love funny guys bringingyou there.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
I'm obsessed with funny guys like he and all his
roles plays like the same roleyou know those guys who just
play the same role different wayover and over again.
Yeah, definitely, I think Ihave a few like, if it like
jason bateman, fucking dork,like I love him right there's
something just so fuckable abouthim.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, most people would be like what?

Speaker 2 (14:59):
when I tell dudes who I would like, who my celebrity
crushes are, they're like johnfavreau.
What, why?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
like it's like brad pitt, you know, and I'm like no,
yeah, I feel like guys are moreof like they think of, like the
usuals the brad pitt um georgeclooney, yeah affleck, typical,
yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Or like henry cavill, he's cute.
I don't think he's that cute, Idon't.
I don't like pretty boys,that's the thing.
Like anakin's, as pretty as itgets for me, like I can
appreciate them, but they're notlike my kryptonite, you know
okay.
So what's your kryptonite?
I don't know, girl.
You're like wait.
Can they say?

Speaker 1 (15:39):
it.
I don't know what is mykryptonite Like wait, can they
say?

Speaker 2 (15:41):
it.
I don't know what is mykryptonite?
Oddly like something fucked upabout their face.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Like are you into, like that rat boy aesthetic Kind
of Kind of going on right nowbut not like skinny grungy.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
You know what I mean.
But I like flawed faces.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
I don't like perfect faces.
Okay, like.
The first person that popped inmy head was like Owen Wilson
with his nose.
Okay, not that flawed.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Oh my God.
Okay, no offense, owen Wilson,I love you.
Lightning McQueen.
Okay, maybe Owen Wilson isLightning McQueen, hear me out.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Great, that's a good.
Hear me out, that's a good one.
Okay, so we're going to go withcartoons.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yes, okay, cartoons.
If we're going to hear me out,I would for a drive I saw one
where they were talking about um, who I can't think of his name
scar's son in lion king 2 ohokay, I haven't seen that I saw
lion king.
One and a half.

(16:35):
That one's good.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
It's about timon and pumbaa oh okay, this is about
like scar's son and then simba'sdaughter, and then they end up
becoming an item, which is weird, because I think that would
make them cousins, cousins yeah,so okay, so we're getting a
little south here, but it cameout.
I remember watching it like asa child like like on vhs as a

(16:56):
child I remember the line.
I really hope I'm not fuckingup simba's pride.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Is that what it was called?
I don't know, interesting, Imean hear me out.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
But yeah, it was a hear me out and that was like
interesting like, and I didn'tthink about it and I was like,
okay if I had to think of acartoon.
I mean, I guess like aladdinand eric are hot oh eric from
eric yeah I was obsessed withhim I mean he's cute.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
I like the dark hair as opposed to like I don't know
the blonde hair.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
You know, see, like in normal real life, like us as
humans not cartoons, not inanimation, not in animation Like
blonde, blue eyes are like mykryptonite.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Okay, like, but in animation you like the tall,
dark, handsome, I meanapparently in animation,
anything goes.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yes, because we're in animation.
Okay, who's goes?
Yes, because we're in animation.
Okay, who's your?
Hear me out animation.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
I don't know.
I feel like an animation isn'thear me out, like it seems so
wrong.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
We're talking about a cartoon yeah, so yeah, I think
any animation is um a hear meout in itself, for sure yeah,
because we're talking aboutdrawings or what about hear me
out, women?

Speaker 2 (18:04):
oh, who'd you go, leslie for?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I mean like hear me out, is it here?
No, because I have like hotgirls I'm trying to think.
If I have a weird, hear me outI don't for women, no, because I
just think women are pretty.
That's true.
You know, like I don't thinkI've ever seen a girl and been
like this and like one of thebangers like you know, like you,
just like been like oh for why.
Yeah, yeah, that's like youknow, like you just like been
like oh for why yeah, yeah,that's true, that's very true.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
You make a good point , yeah.
So, men, who is your?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
hear me out okay, non-animated, non-animated, yeah
, okay, I have a weird one witha dilemma so let's spill, okay
let me preface this have youbeen watching, or have you ever
watched, any of the seasons ofwhite lotus?
okay, no, okay, neither have I,okay, hence my dilemma.
So I've had this one for awhile and I think I've told like

(18:56):
one person maybe, and they werelike what's wrong with you?
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna say thatthe person's real name, and then
you might not know him.
So his name is jason isaacs.
Do you know who that is?

Speaker 2 (19:08):
okay, I'm curious who this is now, so I'll equate him
to in all the seasons, no okay,I mean, I know it's different
people and all I think it ishe's in the newest one.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
He is most famous for playing lucius malfoy.
Oh my god I love him.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
I love him.
Good choice, yeah, okay Ifucking love.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I thought you were gonna look at me and be like no,
what he always plays an evilrole, and I love it okay, so I
remember watching.
Did you ever see the patriot?
Yes, I remember he kills thesun.
He's evil he's horrible butthose baby blues staring at me.
I remember watching in seventhgrade face and being like heath
ledger's hot, but also like whyam I attracted to this guy?

(19:49):
Didn't tell anyone in seventhgrade because I was like I'm
gonna keep that to myself.
That's weird.
And then I grow up and you knowI'm still attracted to him.
And then I see him as evillucius malfoy and he's got like
the best skin and he's got thatluscious blonde hair.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
I love that hair.
His hair is like that platinumwhite, ice white cold I don't
love.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I mean, I love blonde hair, but like the hair.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
I was just kind of like, but okay my dilemma the
way he speaks the accent in thatmovie too I mean, I'm a sucker
for any accent oh, not anyaccent, accents, accents the
british accent mainly.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yes, my dilemma.
So in the new season he's inthe new season of white lotus.
There is apparently a scene ortwo where he goes full frontal.
I heard it was a fake frontal.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Is that true?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
I don't know.
So it's kind of like this thesituation.
Did you ever see that that uhtv show was, like a couple years
ago, called sex life on?

Speaker 2 (20:42):
netflix on netflix.
I watched the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah, so I watched it for science because everyone
was talking about the fullfrontal scene.
Yeah, and I was like, well,like everyone was like doing
like tiktok, reactions of likeshowing like their grandma and
everyone's had everyone mygrandma introduced me to that
show.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
She came over and I said put anything you want on.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
She put that on and her boyfriend was there, like my
grandma and her boyfriend cameover and I said, put anything
you want on.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
She put it on, she put that on and her boyfriend
was there.
Like my grandma and herboyfriend came over to visit,
they put on sex life and I waslike, but then I realized where
I get it from my grandma's afreak.
There you go.
And I hadn't seen her a longtime and I was just like, okay,
I get it.
Now I get it.
I'm like I know my mom's a hoe,but my grandma's a freak.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Like I see everything and that's both sides, like
that's not my mom's mom, that'smy dad's mom and I'm like all
right, it makes sense, I get it.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
I get it from both sides.
I was so uncomfortable at first, oh I bet.
But I mean she accepts, youknow my background and
everything so I was just likeokay, I can, I can accept this,
we could watch this together andwhen she left, I started from
season one amazing, great showyeah, so okay.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
So I started watching season one and I watched it
only because everyone's talkingabout this full frontal scene
and I was like what is everyonetalking about?
So, for science, I startedwatching it and then I saw what
they were talking about and Iwas like, oh, it was like, you
know, an elephant trunk likehanging out there.
So now I've never seen seasonone or two of white lotus, but I

(22:08):
want to start watching seasonthree of white lotus because,
because supposedly, yeah, hegoes full frontal, like his robe
opens.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah, he's like sitting there with his wang out.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, and that's what I heard and I want to see it,
but I feel like that makes melike I feel like pervy doing
that.
I don't know If he put it outthere, but I want to know.
It's free to see.
Is it real?

Speaker 2 (22:31):
or is it fake?
I think it's fake.
I'm pretty.
I think he made a statementsaying that it was a fake.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Well, now I'm not even interested, I don't even
want to see it now he could belying to protect his rep or
something.
Also, I can't believe anythingthe Hollywood stars did.
I saw that someone was like oh,you can tell whether or not
it's real, whether he'scircumcised or not.
So again for science.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I'm just trying to find out oh maybe, yes, we'll
have to watch.
I mean, I guess we got homework, now let's go.
Let's go watch it.
There's been an assignment.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
We have an assignment I'm curious to see also, like
if it's a fake, it better lookgood like it, better not.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
I think it looks good .
I just it better not be like agrower.
If it's like fake, is it fakebecause it's longer than his
really is, or is it grossier,like what's fake about it?
The length of the girth?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
I don't know.
We have to find out.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
We need to go watch it you know, it was funny when
you brought this up, because Ione of my um, what were we
talking about?
What?
Uh, hear me out, hear me outyes, mine used to be, but now,
like, I feel like everyone has acrush on him, kind of Jason
Segel oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
So I love you, man.
Oh yeah, he's forgetting Sarah.
Yeah, forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I love you, man, like you know he just looks like a
curly-haired tall guy, but hedoes full frontal yes.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
And forgetting.
Sarah Marshall in the uneditedversion.
Yeah, I can picture it rightnow it's real and he like you
know when he opens a towel andshows it, and he like, slaps it
back and forth and you can hearit on his leg.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
I was like because I had only seen, like I don't know
, the regular version.
But then when I saw like theuncut or the dvd, version
literally uncut.
No, he's cut, he's cut.
But um, when I saw thedirector's version, or extended
version, whatever it was, I waslike, and I already had a crush
on him.
So I was like okay and he hadthe balls to do that and it was
definitely real Like it looked.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
We're like 100% sure, yeah, Not us objectifying men
and asking is it real?
Is it real At least?

Speaker 2 (24:29):
you know the tables have turned.
We can objectify them if theywant to objectify us.
True, fair game.
Yeah, fair game, yeah, fairgame.
We don't do it intentionally,no, I'm like.
It's not like we walk aroundand stare at their imprints and
being like I mean, most of themdon't have the imprint exactly,
but they can go around staringat our cleavage and our ass all
day, true, and like breakingnecks in the process, not even

(24:49):
being discreet about it you know, like literally.
So he used to be like you hearme out, but I feel like he got
popular.
I mean he's cute.
He's cute.
I just I told you, like thefunny, weird guys and I like it,
I want to climb him and vincevaughn like a tree, like the
tallness yeah, you know, I'venever been with someone that
tall, so it's, it's a thing.

(25:10):
So who's the?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
tallest guy you've ever been.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Like, what, like, I think the tallest guy I've ever
dated, not like slept with, butlike dated.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, dated Slept with.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
I mean, I don't really care Dated I think it was
my high school boyfriend.
He was like three, two years orthree years older than me, I
forget, but he was like one ofthose tall, skinny white boys.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Okay, so still sticking with your theme.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, yeah, but I mean, he was like skinny.
You know, I don't, I can't dolike that whole pale skinny,
like looks like they're dyinglike they're gonna fly away like
an african look, yeah, no, Idon't do that.
Like smoke cigarettes dyinglike no, I don't?
They're like um, they got theheroin chic look.
Yeah, I don't like that anymore.
That was definitely like a highschool thing I think he was.

(25:54):
Yeah, you know I definitely hadmy emo girl face and like know
he was all like tatted andwhatnot and that was that, but I
think he was the tallest.
I think Actually.
No, that's not true.
Bitch Randall was the tallest.
I call him Bitch Randall, heknows.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
He's still Bitch Randall on my phone.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
You said Bitch Randall.
To me, like I'm, this guy isbitch randall.
I think he's at least like sixfoot, yeah, and he's mexican.
So that's interesting.
I'm mexican.
We're not tall people, we'rejust not.
Do you see any mexicans in thenba or on the football field?
You just don't.
We're not.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
I'm still stuck on bitch randall.
Yeah, it's because.
Do we have a reason for yes?

Speaker 2 (26:33):
one day we were we're all partying in high school,
we're all in in a car I think itwas my friend's minivan and
we're just like A typical highschooler's car.
Yeah, we're doing beer runs,like you know, and I always did
beer runs with the boys becauseI was always down.
So one day he was just like healways bitching, like he's
always yapping, always gotsomething to say and one day

(26:59):
we're like 15 years later stillcalling this guy.
He's always been bitch randallin my phone and everyone started
calling him bitch randall oh no, yes, yes, does he care?
No, I mean he.
I mean he can't, he can't, hejust can't.
He's gonna sound like a bitch.
I saw him recently, kind of um.
I went back to my hometown toget my keys because I locked
myself out of um.

(27:19):
I went back to my hometown toget my keys because I locked
myself in my apartment and oneof my best friends had my spare
keys all the way in fuckingpomona, oh my god.
So I ended up like making a pitstop and going to this bar and
saying hi to old friends, and hewas there and I was just like
this is interesting, you'restill bitch randall and he's
still I think.
Let me see.
I'm pretty sure he's stillbitching on my phone.
I mean, if I have his numbersaved oh my god, this poor guy

(27:42):
yeah, I mean, he's lucky I don'tcall him his other name.
But yeah, oh no, we won't askwhat that?
Okay, he's abbreviated, atleast he's br br, he's br.
Oh no, but it was bitch randallfor a long time.
I was like well, we know who bris.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Well, now we do.
Sorry, Randall, nah, don't besorry, you should have stopped
bitching.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
He has like potato chip ears too, so I would call
him Lays.
Are they thin, Very Like paperLike up here, Like he almost has
no cartilage curve.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Like you know, we have this.
Well, you can get a piercing.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah, he like they're like, you know we have this
like you can get.
Well, you can get a piercing.
Yeah, he like can't get apiercing because there's nothing
there.
So and that's that nicknamecame along the same time.
He was bitchy in the car.
I was like with your potatochip ears I'm good at roosting I
mean, I was a bitch in highschool more than I am now.
Yeah, now I'm more subtle aboutit are you, though?

Speaker 1 (28:40):
no, okay, no, at least we're self-aware.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, I'm just I choose who I want to pick on
more precisely now.
Before it was like anybodycould get it.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Now I'm just like I have to care, I don't care, I
don't have to care, I'm notgonna make a joke about you,
you're not.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
You're not important enough to hate.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yes, sit down.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yes, yep.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Exactly Quote by the great Used to be great.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Oh yeah, lisa Vanderpump, we still, we still
Kind of like her.
We have to like her becauseshe's kind of grandfathered in,
but apologist, he's just anaughty boy yeah, no, no.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Do you see the stuff about james and tate brothers
like, yes, we're not, we're nothappy with that.
We'll get into that.
Yeah, I mean we can talk aboutit now.
Who cares we'll?
We'll keep bitching about men adifferent day too um yeah, it
was just yeah.
James kennedy, who is famousfrom vanderpump, rules he I was
rooting for him, we were, wewere all rooting for you.
Yeah, he was um.

(29:45):
He took a selfie with the tatebrothers.
Ew, we should.
It was like a slap fest yeah,we should beat the name because,
uh, they're horrific, peoplehorrific not really.
at least they've beendeplatformed, yeah they don't
deserve the attention of us.
But you know, here we aretalking about them.
We'll call them the T brothers,it's fine.
So, yeah, he was taking aselfie with them and then

(30:07):
supposedly said he didn't knowwho they are.
Denied, denied, denied.
Yeah, he denied it and thenthey came out and said he was
begging for a selfie with us andnow he's claiming he doesn't
know who we are.
You know what that reminds?

Speaker 2 (30:20):
me.
He's a fucking little bitchthat beam a selfie, remember,
and he's like go take a hondacivic selfie.
Yes, it's like, bro, you knewyou were trying to be myself,
you were trying to be cool, likeyeah, like he I don't know what
.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I don't know what's going on with him.
Not that I know him personally.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
I'm acting like I know these people, yeah, I mean,
we feel like it, we live welive close to these people like
we live right by west hollywood.
So it's not like we're thosesuper fans that are like out of
touch.
Yeah, no, we go to therestaurant.
We've eaten the goat cheeseballs, we've been to tom tom and
everything you know.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah, we've lived it but it's just, um, yeah,
disappointing.
It's disappointing, to say theleast.
I heard, or like I saw on, likeyou know, the websites, that
the girls unfollowed him,including Allie.
Oh, really, yeah, like Katie,allie, the rest of the girls,
sheena, finally, are done withhim yeah that they unfollowed

(31:12):
him right after the whole Tatebrother incident.
Like, how many times can you dothis?
How many times can you do this?
How many times can you say youdidn't know, or that you were
drunk and you're sorry, likewe've all had our drunken
shitty-ass moments, but this isa little more vile.
Yeah, vile, and with thepolitical climate we're in, it's
like we don't need any morehatred towards women going on

(31:36):
here and to just be so unaware,and I don't think he's unaware.
I just think he felt theramifications of what he was
doing and decided sorry till hegot caught yeah, he yeah exactly
, and the whole he wasn't sorryhe cheated.
He was sorry that he found out.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, you know, like the whole, thing with the
domestic violence, with Allieand the yelling.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah, and it's just it's not new how he treated
Kristen, it's just old.
It's old news Like you can'tkeep saying the same thing over
and over again.
Yeah, she's like our fuckingprophet.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, she's like Mother Teresa, she's our
Nosferatu.
She's crazy or not Nosferatu?
Who am I talking?

Speaker 1 (32:13):
about Nostradamus.
No shidamis, oh okay, I waslike girl.
Oh my god, you're the smarterone.
I'm over here talking about myfucking, did you well?
My movies on peacock, likewaiting in my queue, oh my god
no, no, she predicts everything.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
She yes and she's always looked like crazy and
she's been right the entire timeyeah, she's.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Everyone just chalks up to her being like a Looney
Tune and Miami girl.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
You know she was right because even Ariana
admitted that.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
That she knew and she was just defending Sandoval and
pretending like men just suck,men just suck.
And Jack's now admitting he hasa cocaine problem.
Like we didn't know, he's beenskiing for years, god.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
It's like saying, oh my God, how many nose jobs and
why?
Yeah, like you blew throughthree noses.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
It's like saying like , oh, wow, emily likes vodka,
yeah, shock shocker wow hey,guess what spice is kind of a
bitch, wow, oops, oops, likedude, like we knew, they knew
don't make it obvious we couldtell by the pupil size and just
his rage you know, all the timefor no reason, like a bull in a
china shop all the time and likethe, the disbelief, you know,

(33:24):
like the way he could convincehimself of certain things was
very much drug addict behavioryou know what I mean, like you
can believe your life.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
You and I have been around a lot of drug addicts in
our time yes, we, even my formerself in high school, like I
would say I could believe anylie I told myself oh yeah, and
I'm like I see right yeah, likeI've been you baby.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
It's really sad that britney stuck with him through
that I, you know, I sawsomething.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
I think it was actually earlier today that she
had said that if she never hadher son cruz, that she thinks
she would have stayed with himbecause she didn't realize how
horrible he was treating heruntil she was in front of her
son being treated that way andrealized like wait, hold on.
This isn't right, this isn'tnormal.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah, something becomes, something switches.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yeah, like someone else involved yeah, like her
maternal instinct, like flippedon, and she was like not that it
wasn't ever on, yeah, but thatit flipped.
And she was just like wait,hold on.
This isn't normal for like this, like sweet innocent child, to
be around.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
No, so she, you can normalize it for yourself, and
you can rationalize it foryourself, but when you're
looking at it through a lens ofa child, yeah, like she's
watching, like she sees hertwo-year-old watching this and
she was like wait, hold on, okay, yeah you know what this isn't
right.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I I need to make a change.
So I'm proud of her for makingthe change.
For sure, she's got a beautifulbaby boy out there yeah like
you know, she didn't see itearlier, she would have never
had her baby.
So we're happy for her now.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
But the whole cast was skiing.
You know what I mean.
Like he had a problem, you know, but like production knew For
sure the cast knew.
Did you see that clip wherethey saw like the plate in the
room?

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah, it was at his wedding.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
At his wedding there's a plate.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
In his room there's a plate and you see him like
bending over to like make a line.
I'm like dude, this is crazy.
And then like yeah, and thenSandoval's like looking around,
like shocked that the camerasare there.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
I always wondered how they could drink so much, and
it's like I mean, yeah, now weknow.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
I remember back in the day I used to like chug,
like you know, handles.
Let's take a guess why.
Yeah, it's not because mytolerance is like this high.
Yeah, I'm like you can onlydrink like that if there's other
substances involved yes like Ijust couldn't believe that yeah,
and he's over here being likeguess what, guys, I do cocaine
tissues like bro, we've beenknowing especially when you

(35:39):
yelled at lisa vanderpump in herown restaurant and then this is
my show flipped everyone off.
Yeah, and then he's lucky, he'son my show.
We mean, your show like thisisn't your show.
Not even your own podcast isyour show, man, not even your
bar was your bar for real.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Oh my god, the issues .
I've never been there either Imean, I know now it's britney,
so we'll have to go.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
We will know she has a different place.
Oh okay, so we'll have to go.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
We'll have to go we're gonna go spritz bar.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah, we're gonna go support that'll be female
supporting, of course, womensupporting women always except
some of you bitches are verydumb, it's some yeah, well, you
know, you know, we support themfrom afar.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Yes, I won't clap for you, but I won't boo for you.
I'm indifferent, it's that.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Libra.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
I'm very indifferent I guess that is part of me
sometimes, the damn Libra I know, and Libras have good luck,
though, and I feel like I don'thave good luck Really.
Why not, girl, have you looked?
And I feel?

Speaker 1 (36:37):
like I don't have good luck really.
Yeah, no, why not?
I love you.
Look at my life.
I don't know.
I mean, when I look at yourlife or think of your life, I'm
not like damn unlucky.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
No, I just feel like ever since that like lil wayne
song like nasty as a scorpio,but I'm a lucky libra, like it's
one of his lyrics I don't evenknow that I'm like hey, I am
nasty as a scorpio but I'm notlucky as a Libra and I don't
know.
Maybe I don't know if that's nottrue.
I've been, I've gotten throughsome things.
I guess that's luck or whatever.
But you know, I never winanything.

(37:06):
I never get picked Like.
I'm not one of those luckypeople where, like, like you,
win the lotto, not the lottoother Libras I know have like
random things in their life thatthey didn't earn necessarily.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Like it was just kind of handed to them yeah like
this is just the luck of thedraw.
Maybe it's only if you're a sunLibra.
Yeah, that's fine.
I don't know.
I don't mind earning my stripes.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
You know.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
but I'm like, yeah, I definitely don't have that
lucky Libra sign, that's reallyfor fun because I got, I don't
got that I've never won on ascratcher I really rarely win,
but but I have so many peoplewho do.
I've won a few.
Like not, I'm not talking aboutlike thousands like I think I
won, like I don't know, like 20bucks.
I got really excited, 20 orsomething.
I mean it didn't pay for theamount of scratchers that were

(37:52):
bought, but you know it was likemore.
It's like when those thingswere like you buy so many
lottery tickets, like you gottawin something.
Yeah, you know it was just likeI wish I won the lottery.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
It made me feel better about myself for real,
for real like, but we all wastemoney on the lottery, so I mean
someone's bound to wineventually.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
California always wins too.
Yeah, but it's never likeanytime.
My boyfriend I go on a triplike and we're driving through
like a random ass part of townyeah, like small town barstow or
like you know something likethat, like where it's just like
not out to barstow, you knowit's like like a kind of like an

(38:30):
out there town where it's notlike you know, the corner
fucking sepolvita.
Yeah, you know, they usuallyare a little more prone to
winning yeah, so we'll buy aticket.
I mean, we still don't.
I saw someone.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
We're trying yeah, someone was just.
I'm in a lotto pool all thetime with my ex and all of his
friends so I think it's likeprobably like a dozen of us,
okay, and like we're like one ofus is bound to win, and like we
all, split it if someone wins.
So I'm like, well, at least Igot these, these asians that
spent a lot of money on a lot oftickets.
They're like here's my dollar.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah I'm like.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Here's my contribution what did you bring
to the table?
A dollar, but you still gottasplit it.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yeah, you still gotta split it because if I would
have won, and you only put this,I would split it with you too.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
So it's funny, I'm in a lotto pool and I just then.
We venmo every every week, orwhatever oh, wow well, I don't
venmo.
I cash up.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
I'm kicked off, venmo oh my gosh, we won't ask why
yeah I mean, it's just just fuck, venmo okay, I mean I haven't
used venmo in years.
Yeah yeah just um, yeah, theydon't like me, but if you, if
venmo wants to sponsor, I'm downto be sponsored just you know.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
wait, I Wait, I was no, who not Venmo?
Was it Brian Johnson whocreated Venmo, or did he do
PayPal?
I couldn't tell you.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
either way, do you know who that is?
Nope.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
The guy who wants to live forever.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Oh, the one who has a weird documentary and he kind
of looks like paper mache.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yes, he was just on an episode of the Kardashians
too, oh my God.
The kardashians too, oh my god,because kim's vain ass, you
know, wants to.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
yes, okay yeah, he's um.
People are asking is he avampire?
Because he looks.
I haven't.
He looks like a ghost.
I haven't seen the episode.
I don't like know about him, Ijust I.
I saw him and I don't want tolive forever if that's what I'm
going to look like.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
I just think it's weird to want to live forever,
if that's what I'm going to looklike.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
I just think it's weird to want to live forever, I
mean are we having a great timeright now?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah, why are you trying to deny what's natural,
like I understand, like curingdiseases, vibe, but like live
forever for what Like?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
what are we working towards?
Yeah, there's got to be an endgoal somewhere.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
It just seems very vain.
Know, I'm just like this is man, is just like so full of
himself like I don't feel likethis is for the greater good.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
I feel like this is very show showy you know what I
mean.
Like okay, I know he has adocumentary out but I haven't.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Yeah, it's called like don't die oh okay, it's
called.
It's called something like that, but on netflix like.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
What are his tips and tricks like?
Is he asking you to buy?

Speaker 2 (40:58):
he doesn't eat after 11 am either.
Like the man lives so, very sohe's just fasting yeah, he like
eats and he only eats like thesame thing every day.
It's very interesting.
He uses all this like.
He has all these like labs.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
I heard he takes like 200 pills a day.
Yeah, like vitamin?
Yeah, no wonder he doesn't.
That's not living like hey, youwant to live forever, so you
can do this routine every day.
Like what's the 200 pills a day?
Yeah, like vitamin?
Yeah, no wonder he doesn't eat.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
That's not living.
Like, hey, you want to liveforever, so you can do this
routine every day.
Like what's the point of livingforever if you're going to live
the same day?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
every day.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
I wonder what he takes Like what.
I think the guy is weird and heused to be a Mormon.
He Some crazy shit.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yes, I'm very excited .
And he left the.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Mormon church, so he's okay.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
For now, that's like yeah Well, you know what, we'll
circle back on this and talkabout it because, okay, a new
homework assignment.
We're gonna watch jason isaac'spenis yes in white lotus and
we're gonna see what the hell'sgoing on with that dude.
That don't die, we'll get intothat yeah, and we'll have to go
back into that vitamins is thisguy taking because?

Speaker 2 (41:59):
and he on the episode of kardashians he says he gets
like multiple erectionsthroughout the night and like
kim and chris are like.
Thanks for that informationlike what is it?
because he says like, says like,having multiple erections
throughout the night is like asign of like vital health and
all these things.
And I'm like, yeah, true, whotells him that he has these
multiple boners?
He records them.
Like he wears something atnight that records his sleep and

(42:21):
his boners, apparently Like anaura ring.
Yeah, I bet Like something, helike records it and he gets
multiple erections by aura maybe.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Oh no, he has his own crazy companies.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Oh man, yeah, we'll talk about.
I could tell you about it later.
But he also has this likecompany he's involved with where
you could pay like thirtythousand dollars to try and cure
your depression with like thismachine and you have to do.
You can do it like 50 sessionsin five days or you can do like
50 sessions over the course oflike a couple months.
But I saw this girl do it andit did not cure her depression
but honestly, it didn't looklike she had depression either.

(42:56):
She just seemed like I wanted.
I wanted to see them do it onsomeone with like trauma, severe
trauma and depression.
You know, I didn't.
She didn't talk about herbackstory, so I can't judge what
her trauma was or what herdepression came from.
She didn't talk about herbackstory, so I can't judge what
her trauma was or what herdepression came from.
She didn't talk about it, but Ifeel like that would give more
context.
Hmm, hmm.
I would not pay $30,000, though$30,000 for 500 or 50 sessions

(43:21):
For 50 sessions In five days youhave to do so.
It's like 25 days.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
It sounds like it's like old psychotherapy, like
electrodes.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Yeah, and it it sounds like it's like old
psychotherapy, like electro.
Yeah, okay, it looks like thatit clicked your head.
It's like oh, no, no, no, and Iwas like what are the after?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
I mean, why not just like, lobotomize, like let's
call it a damn day?
Yes, we're going back in time.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Anyway, that's what I'm saying like everything is
reversing, so I don't know Ithink, brian johnson's a kook.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Next subject we'll circle back, we're gonna.
We're gonna go watch and listenand see what the fuck's going
on over there and in youropinions too, please.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Yeah, you want to live forever.
Yeah, do you?
Want to live forever, I meanI'd rather be a vampire if I
want to live forever.
I'd be a fucking vampire ifthat was like an actual thing,
but I want to be, not a humanyeah, yeah, no like I could be a
human forever.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
No, I I got enough problems right now.
Yeah, vampire Hell.
Yeah, it hurts to like I wouldgo kill all bad men.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Women would be able to walk freely at night, because
I would just be sucking men'sblood as they're trying to prey
on them.
I would.
I would just the world would bea safer place if there were
female vampires.
That's how we think you knowvampires probably don't exist.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
We're not living in Twilight.
God damn it, I wish.
I mean, you know, twilight was.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
I love those movies.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
I do too.
I hate them, but I love them.
They were on what was it?
Was it Hulu?
I think it was Hulu, or youknow, tubi, I don't know.
Whatever it was on something Iit was on something.
I watched all of them and kindof felt shitty about myself, but
I enjoyed it.
Whatever works, yeah.
I was over here working on mycomputer and it was on in the
background and I was just like,wow, this movie's really bad.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
but I'm really enjoying it.
I didn't watch the Twilightmovies when they came out.
I'm one of those people thathas to wait for the hype to die
down.
You don't want to be in on thetrend, yeah, no, I refuse to
watch Game of Thrones for thesame reason I never watched it.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
I'm just not into it.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
I mean not that I want to watch it now, I think
that's probably why I don'twatch White Lotus, because
everyone won't shut the fuck upabout it.
I mean I like watching thingsthat no one else watches.
I'm going to watch it now?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Yeah, of course, but I cares what's going on down
there.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
You put it out there.
It's for entertainment value.
Yeah, let's see what's.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Let's see what's going on exactly exactly, okay,
so part of this podcast it'scalled emily to gremlin for the
reason of actually you coinedthe term.
Yeah, I did, you did.
So it's you become a gremlinkind of like in the movie where
you're not supposed to what likeyou're not supposed to feed the
gremlins or gizmo before itbecomes a gremlin.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
They're called mogwai .
Okay, mogwai yeah, you're notsupposed to feed it or drink any
water after midnight, or elseit turns into a gremlin, which
is what we become after we'vehad several cocktails yeah it's
usually titos usually titos um,but you know, we'll kind of take
what we can get exactly and Ibecame the gremlin gang.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
We became the gremlin gang um with several others,
and yeah, so part.
That's why it's emily togremlin, because, yes, you know
the transformation happens, yeahhopefully not today, no, but
you're doing good I'm doing good, yeah, I'm sipping, yeah, but
yeah, so we're gonna talkgremlin stories which happened

(46:33):
after we you know transformed.
Do you want to go first?
You want me to go first?
You go first, me go first.
Okay, all right, I don't knowif you know this story.
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
I do.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
And it's embarrassing .
I mean, they're allembarrassing.
If it's a gremlin story, you'renot, you know, proud of it.
Okay, so it's the firstchristmas that I spent with my
now current boyfriend.
Um, we were house sitting forhis brother and we had gone to
his family's house for christmasday.
Everything was lovely.

(47:04):
And then we decided to go to abar with a few of his friends,
or a friend I think, a friend Idon't know, there could have
been several people there go toa bar at night and so we go
there.
And you know me when I drinkand I get pat like that blackout
point, I like to run away.
Yes, you do I I'm a runner.
It's the only time it's the onlytime I run got a runner.

(47:25):
We got a runner, go get her.
She's a track star.
So I don't remember leaving thebar.
And I woke up and I was in areally, really dark room you're
laughing now.
I was in a dark room and therewere no windows.
So I thought I had beenkidnapped because I didn't

(47:47):
remember leaving the bar and Iwas like oh my god, I think I
got kidnapped and I thought Iwas in a shipping container and
I'm like, and I there was like abunch of stuff around me yeah
so I was like, oh my god.
So I like, I eventually likeclawed my way to freedom, like
on top of something, because Iwas under like boxes and I found
a window.
So I'm banging on the windowfor like what felt like I don't

(48:10):
know hours, and then I wastrying to unscrew the, the
window pane, oh my god, and so Ican't get even traffic.
Yes, yeah, so I was unscrewingthe windows but they went
unscrew, so my hands got alltore up and I was banging, like
you know, for its safety orfreedom or I don't know what I

(48:31):
was going at.
But I was like trying to gethelp, I was trying to be saved,
and I kept yelling myboyfriend's name Because I was
like, if he's around, that's whyI didn't get an answer.
So finally the police show up,not the po-po.
The po-po came, oh my God, andthey like flashed their lights
and they're like flashing themin the window and they're like

(48:52):
ma'am, are you okay?
I was like I don't know where Iam.
They were like, okay, they'relike there's a door right here
and I was like where it wasaround stuff.
I was in a garage and luckily itwas the garage of his brother,

(49:13):
so I did.
So what ended up happening is Ihad gotten drunk at the bar and
we went back to his brother'shouse and everything was great,
went to sleep At some pointbecause when I woke up, thinking
I was kidnapped, I did have topee, okay, and I still had to
pee because I was like, oh myGod, like I didn't know what to
do, yeah.
So I think I woke up needing tofind the bathroom and I somehow

(49:36):
wandered, which the bedroom tothe garage.
It's not close.
So I just was wandering thehouse, went into the garage and
just, I think, laid down, that'sthe only explanation.
Wow.
So they're like ma, ma'am,there's a door right here, so I
I finally make your exit.
Yeah, like you know, sheepishly,I feel like a fucking moron.

(49:58):
So I, you know, walk out andthey're like well, have, are you
under the influence of anything?
I was like I, we were drinkinglast night.
You know they're thinking likethis, you know high idiot.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Yeah, they probably think you're high on
methamphetamine or something.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
I mean, if I was, I probably would have remembered
yeah, but yeah no, if you werehigh on methamphetamine, you
would have got out of there.
Probably yeah.
So I just was like.
I was like we were drinking andI don't know.
I think this is the house I'msupposed to be at and they are
talking to me out front, andthen I look over and I see my
boyfriend he's like waving at mefrom the front door.

(50:37):
I was like can I go back insidethat way?

Speaker 2 (50:39):
they're like yes, ma'am, like did your little walk
of shame.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Oh no, I felt I don't .

Speaker 2 (50:43):
I almost broke up with him that day because you
were so embarrassed, because Iwas so, not because I was mad at
him or nothing.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
I was just so embarrassed.
I was like I I don't want to dothis, I don't want to live in
this embarrassment in this showanymore and I like seriously
considered like being like.
You know, I think we're over,which is so funny, it's so not
fair to him and I know you'relistening to this and I'm so
sorry, but we love you.
We love you.
But, um, yeah, I was soembarrassed by it and I was just

(51:11):
like, oh my god, like I'm anidiot.
And he said that he woke upfrom the police shining a light
on him.
They were like sir, sir, andhow and he reached over and he
was like she's not here, he'slike what'd she do?
Oh?

Speaker 2 (51:24):
they will.
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
I'm like you're acting, like I get like pulled
by the police.
Yeah, on the reg, which is isnot true, but it's really not
that's.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
It's really not true.
She's like a saint for the mostpart yes, I have never been in
handcuffs.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
It's actually, we're talking about real life in real
life.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Like scorpio and me, I'm dirty.
I'm dirty in real life.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
I have never been put in handcuffs, you know that's
an accomplishment to be takenaway.
Yeah, that is such anaccomplishment, honestly I feel
like I said it out loud and nowI'm something's about to go down
no, no, you're not the type tobe detained.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I feel like I like put it out there and now the
universe is like bet no, you'regood, you're good and you're we,
we're gremlin, so we don'tgremlin too hard anymore.
Yes, we save it for specialoccasions.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
This was now, I think , holidays are exceptions.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Though it was, bad shit always happens.
It was also like six, sevenyears ago yeah, seven years ago
so she girl.
That's like the gremlin originstory right there.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
That's when yeah, yeah and again, I don't remember
.
I really thought that I somehowran away from him and then I
got picked up by a scary person.
You know me and my I mean that'sa rational me and my true
crimes you know, I thought like,oh my god, I'm gonna be like an
episode of dateline and that'sthat.

(52:52):
So I was like determined, I waslike traumatic, I was like I'm
going to be, I'm gonna fight formy life.
There was nothing to fight, Iwas just trying to get through a
window.
So stupid, horrible.
I hate myself just talkingabout it.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
What did she do?
What, yeah, what did she do?
She never does anything.
What do you mean?
I mean, he was used to myyou're like, not even like a
jaywalker type.
You're not even like.
You're a crosswalk person.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
I do crosswalk, yeah it's because I'm terrified I
might get hit by a car I wishsomeone would you're like I'm
waiting for that ferrari to hitme.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
I walk too fast, can't catch me.
I'm impatient, I don't catch me.
I'm impatient.
I don't wait for lights.
I'm like a New Yorker, I justgo.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Oh yeah, we don't wait.
That cab's waiting to get you.
No, I'm like go ahead.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
I'll be fighting that cab driver, okay.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
So what's your Gremlin story then?
Okay, yours is probably goingto be better than Better than
mine.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Mine's just sad.
I turned into a gremlin atDisneyland.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
And I, when don't you ?

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Yeah Well, I have a little more control now Ended up
me getting my pass revoked for30 days.
I'm a Disneyland magic keyholder.
Yes, I was day drinking all daygoing to the parks.
I got so drunk I was stumblingthrough the parks.
They don't like that I wasstumbling through the parks.

(54:16):
I was trying to watch, we weretrying to get to the water show.
What is it Not World of Color,the one in front of?
Fuck, how am I a regular then?
I don't know what it's called.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
I was too drunk to know what it was called.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
And I've still never seen that show to this day, the
one in like new orleans squarearea on the water, where they do
all the digital, the water okaythat one I was trying to get to
that.
I was trying to like go throughthe crowds.
I was like stanky, leggingthrough that crowd like it like
move child like one of thoselike the things in front of the
car, yeah I think I was justlike waving the wacky inflatable
legs were just like giving out.

(54:51):
My legs were giving out atdisneyland, and so a person I
was with was like let's just geta snack, like let's just chill
a snack.
Yeah, he was wasted too.
So, yeah, I wanted one of thegrogu apples.
You needed like a pretzel.
No, I demanded a grogu applethat was gonna cure my ailments,
I swear.
So we go to the place to getthe grogu apple, and I think

(55:13):
this is why security was called,because oh no, once there was
no grogu apples left.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
I threw a fucking tantrum.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
What kind of tantrum, like I've seen you throw a
tantrum.
Yeah, I know there was aphysical assault kind of I was
like, because I had youassaulted the no, not a disney
employee, the person I was with,because I said I wanted this
apple earlier in the day and Iknow it's going to sell out and
they're like, oh, we'll just getit later.
And my drunk ass was soemotional that I couldn't get my
apple.
I was in the store and I waslike there's still alive?

(55:50):
Yeah, not me.
Barely, barely, barely, and soI punched him in the chest and I
was just like like literallystarted crying, crying over a
grogu caramel apple and I waslike, oh my god.
I was like it's all your fault.
I told you I wanted my apple.
Security was called so we likewalked out of the store and I'm

(56:11):
like stumbling is he likedesperate to get you away?
He didn't even realize howdrunk I was.
We were both so intoxicated Idon't think he cared.
You know like that's normalgremlin behavior he was like she
gets drunk and hits me andcries when she doesn't get away
all the time like so what shedoes like this is a thursday.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (56:28):
exactly.
This isn't normal.
So then we're like walking,walking, and I'm still like
can't even stand and I likeleave him because I'm so upset.
So I start power, I'm kind of arunner so I start power walking
ahead of him and I trip and Ilike eat shit drunk and that's
when security comes.
I think they were like tailingus, you know what I mean after

(56:48):
the punch, because when Ipunched him, the the Disney
employee was like this is thehappiest place on earth.
Yeah, and I was like ooh, like Iwas.
They were rolling their eyesLike it gave them the ick for
sure, she messy.
So then the security came andlike I'm sorry, like we're going
to have to ask you guys like toleave the park and my drunk no,

(57:12):
like if you would just left, Iknow, but it's because it was a
woman security officer, bigbertha came around, oh no, and
she was just giving that likefemale cop energy and like I
don't like, if you ask me toleave, fine, but like even the
guy I was with was like damn,she was like a bitch.
You know what I mean.
Like trying to prove a point,yeah, trying to prove a point.
And I was just like what's yourname?
And I was like what is?
I'm like looking at the nametag and I like Not comprehending
it.
No, I was like zooming in on myphone, like the picture's all

(57:35):
blurry, the picture's all blurry, and I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna report you.
And I was like I totally actedlike a Karen, like literally, I
was just like what's your number?
And like we could have gottenaway with it never could just
left yeah, but never give like.
If you're gonna get kicked outof the park, don't tell them
you're a magic key holder don'ttell why and what's your number?

(57:56):
Yeah, you know, like they werelike do you guys have tickets
for the day?
Or like do you guys have passes?
And little good boy narc overhere was like yeah, we have
passes.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Like can we see?

Speaker 2 (58:05):
them and like then they, you know they can see your
barcode so, so they likecanceled out our fucking.
No, this is the.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Thing.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
No, they only did it to mine.
The next day we had plans to goagain.
I'd be like, well, we can't gobecause of you.
Because they didn't tell methat.
Like you know that your thingis revoked, like they walked us
out of the park, you know.
So the next day you found out,the next day I tried to my pass.

(58:32):
It was like revoked and I waslike what the heck.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
And then he was like they took your pass away, huh.
And I was like no, and then wewent back.
You're like your day's ruinedtoo, man.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Yeah well, he just had to buy me a ticket, so I was
like this is coming out of yourwallet because I was you're not
banned from the park of yourpast.
You can't use your pass, so Istill went.
The next day.
I was like you can't keep meout of here.
Did you get drunk again?
Not that drunk but yes, I stillindulged a gremlin's gonna
gremlin.
But it was so funny like we wereat the gates and I that's when
I realized I didn't even realizetill we were at the gate and I

(58:57):
was like what the fuck?
My pass is in here and he'slike no way, like they revoked
your pass.
And then I got an email likelater in the afternoon saying
like your pass is suspended for30 days and disney keeps like a
record.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
So like, so you're like I have, you're on their
their list?

Speaker 2 (59:11):
yeah, so if I were like to do that again, like they
may not do it for 30 days, theymay do it indefinitely.
Oh no, yeah, so he had to buyme a ticket.
Use the ticket to enter thepark and then we had another
drunk.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Yeah, like, if you have like, okay, you have one
strike against you.
Fine, like it's a 30 I thinkit's like a three strike.
But yeah, like what's yoursecond strike and what is like
your third strike.
You can't go to any disneylandanywhere.
I would be disney world.
I will cry like any of them.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
I will cry if anyone knows right then, yeah,
seriously, have you ever beenbanned?
Have you ever had your pastrevoked?
My friend, uh ariel, just wentday before yesterday.
Same thing happened to her.
She got banned.
Yeah, would she do?
I?
I mean, I wish I, I thought Ihad told her this story, because
I would have told her.
I would have told her buy aticket well, that too, but I
would have told her don't tellthem you're a pass holder.

(59:58):
Yeah, like dumbass who I waswith was like here's our info.
You know what I mean?
I'm like you don't give thecops information, yeah, you just
say you bought a ticket, yeahwe don't have it but you, you
could have went on your merryway earlier.
Yes, I know, but she was atCalifornia Adventure, like two
days ago, and she got kicked outand she got her people she was
with kicked out, who also havepasses and who weren't as drunk

(01:00:19):
as her, but they went down withher basically.
So all of their passes areGuilty by association.
Yeah, they all, and it was hercousin and someone else got
their passes revoked for 30 daystwo days ago so this is a thing
.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Hopefully they didn't have a plan to go back within
the next.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
No, her and I had reservations to go tomorrow, so
you're just chilling for the day.
I canceled my reservation shedoesn't even have a pass to go
with and like I'm sure she's not.
I mean I wouldn't have goneback unless someone bought my
ticket.
Like I'm not fucking paying,like, yeah, almost three hundred
dollars just to go for the day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
It's ridiculous.
Yeah no, it's expensive as shit.
I saw two, I think.
I saw earlier today that Idon't know if it's like for sure
, but they might do like asliding scale where it's like
the ticket will be moreexpensive if the demand is up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Oh that's, and it's like it's already expensive, as
it is like I've only like mymonthly pass.
I have the highest one and it'slike 145 a month, which to me
is worth it, because a ticket togo to both parks one time is
like 200, like two something,and then that's like 220.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
That's just to get in .
We're not talking about parking.
We're not talking about food.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
I get free parking with mine yeah, so I get free
parking with my pass and like 10to 15 percent discount on merch
and food, not alcohol merch andfood, which is why we're there
yeah, but like if they were todiscount your alcohol, they
would be kicking out way morepeople for drinking excessively.
And like they are cracking downand like you know how, when you
go to a bar, certain beers arelike higher abv, are served in

(01:01:50):
smaller glasses, so they starteddoing that they didn't used to
do that like every beer wouldcome in the same size yellow cup
, no matter how high percentagethey saw people get yeah now
they've changed it and I waslike, well, that's normal.
Like I, I'm not really upsetabout that, because they do that
anywhere, anywhere so I'm likethey do that with anything with
a high abv, but certain peopleare pissed.
But I'm like, at the end of theday it's a children's park.
Let's not be too, toodegenerate it's not degenerate.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
It's not gremlin land .
It's not gremlin land.
You're like I'm shocked thatthey didn't put up with my
bullshit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Yeah yeah, so true story.
Don't be getting toointoxicated at disney, because
they will kick you out.
They will ask for your pass.
Don't give it to them, just sayyou bought a ticket for the day
.
Yeah, you're just a normalperson don't even say you have
the app, because they'll be likepull it up, yeah, because then
you have to.
If you're gonna book rides andstuff, you have to add your
ticket to the app even if you'renot a pass holder, so I just
like bro, I just free ball ithere like I don't know, I'm not

(01:02:42):
from california.
Yeah, like I don't do the app, Ijust like I wait in line like
old school.
I kick it old school.
That that's my new thing.
I'm never, if I ever, drink toomuch.
I'm like you heard it herefirst, yeah.
Don't give them your pass.
Don't give them your ticket.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Don't give them nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
It's like the Pope Zip it.
Yep, don't say nothing.
Be your own lawyer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Yes, don't say nothing.
The right to remain silent yes,and shut up.
Exactly so.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
That's my gremlin story, and my friend, I guess,
is an honorary gremlin byassociation we'll have to have
her on at some point so that shecan let us know exactly what
she did.
She did the same thing, yeah,yeah, I've never.
She was in denial, thoughthat's how drunk she was yeah,
I've never gotten drunk atdisneyland.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
I've had drinks at disneyland, but I've never.
I've never almost gotten kickedout or been like like I
remember the whole day.
Yeah, I didn't, I didn't runaway.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
It's much funner when you can remember the whole day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Yeah, we just like, had some drinks and then went on
a ride, went back and haddrinks and went back to
disneyland, because you can'tget alcohol at disneyland, you
gotta well, you can now, butit's only at the sit down places
so like I haven't been in likea few years, yeah so like
carnation cafe, riverbellterrace and there's oga's
Cantina, the Star Wars bar, butyou can't walk around with

(01:03:52):
alcohol at Disneyland.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Okay, at California Venture you can walk around with
alcohol, at Disneyland it'sonly served at like sitting down
restaurants.
They don't do to-go's there,to-go cups.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Good to know.
Yeah, see, bring your own in awater bottle.
Mm-hmm, people do that too.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
People do too.
People do that too.
They don't.
They're not allowed to checkyour hydro flask or anything
interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
They're not allowed.
I'm over here trying to likefind ways to bring in alcohol.
Don't do that, guys.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
No, yeah, they're not allowed to open your hydro
flask and like smell it oranything.
You're just not allowed tobring glass into the park and
things like so they'll checkyour containers, but they won't
open the containers good to know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Yeah, for next time.
For next time, yes, gremlinadvice, gremlin advice.
Yes, well, I think that's theend of the episode.
Yeah, that was not as scary asI thought it was gonna be.
Yay, so okay.
So your socials, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
So my at my at is the best at you'll ever hear in
your life.
It's at slut.
Who won't fuck you?
Yes, on instagram.
Yeah, do we do tiktok yes, Ithink.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Yeah, my tiktok's the same at slut, who won't fuck
you?

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
yes, on instagram yeah, do we do tiktok?
Yes, I think.
Yeah, my tiktok's the same atslut, who won't fuck you?
I'm not tiktok savvy, so sparewith me.
I still have to read all yourtiktoks that you sent.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
I've sent you like not okay I don't send you a
spiral, I don't send you as manyas I do on instagram, just
because I know you're not liketiktok, aware yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
I was aware, but it's gotten too complicated just
look at the video, just click it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Just click it, look at it.
I'll try.
I'll try for you.
I'll try it, just watch it andthen slide to the next on tiktok
, that's like who will?

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
fuck you on instagram I'm not on twitter or x,
whatever the fuck it's callednow.
Those are my only two socials.
You, you can find me thereanytime.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Yes, yes yes, and then follow the podcast.
It's Emily to Grammarly Pod onInstagram and TikTok Yay, we're
going to have the drinks that wemade today.
I'll have the recipe there foryou Recipe there and we're going
to have clips from this andbehind the scenes.
And, yeah, that's the podcast Iloved it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
I really loved it.
We hope you loved it.
I had a great time being yourguest.
Thank you so much.
And then you're coming backnext week.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Yes, we're going to do a brand new one and see what
topics we come up with then.
By then we will have watchedWhite Lotus and we can report
back about what we saw there.
Yes, for science, I need toknow.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
What's going on?
Is it the girth or the length,or is it both?

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
What kind of?

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
wand does he have?
What is Lucius Malfoy workingwith?

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
I'm excited, I know.
Alright cheers, alright cheers,thank you.
Thank you for joining andtoodles Goodnight, goodnight.