August 7, 2025 • 56 mins
Ever wonder what happens when you mix birthday celebrations, day drinking, and a reluctant podcast guest? The answer is pure entertainment. In this special episode, I finally convince my camera-shy boyfriend to join me behind the microphone as a birthday gift to myself.
As the RonRon juice flows we dive into the misadventures that have shaped our relationship. From our hurricane-diverted cruise ship vacation to the infamous Big Bear trip where his truck got stuck in ice and spawned his anxiety-induced catchphrase: "Don't laugh at me, I have anxiety!" Our travel stories reveal both the hilarity and depth of our connection, even when things go sideways.
The conversation takes unexpected turns as we debate who would survive longer in a zombie apocalypse (spoiler: I'd tap out early rather than struggle through post-apocalyptic life), play our own version of the Newlywed Game, and tackle listener questions in our "Gremlin Guidance" segment. My boyfriend's reluctance to gather gossip details drives me crazy as a self-proclaimed "nosiest bitch to have ever lived," while his persistent belief that he's 33 years old (he's not) becomes a running joke throughout the episode.
As the recording progresses and the drinks continue, you'll hear me transform into what I lovingly call "a gremlin," but that's all part of the birthday celebration charm. Whether you're a longtime listener curious about the mysterious man in my life or a new friend looking for laughs, this episode offers a genuine glimpse into our relationship dynamic. Follow @emilytogremilypod on Instagram and TikTok for more gremlin adventures!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey guys, so I just finished editing this episode
and while it's a really funnyepisode, you must remember that
we had filmed this and recordedit on my birthday, at eight
o'clock at night, after we hadbeen drinking all day and being
out in the sun.
And as the recording progresses, you are going to hear me slur
(00:24):
my words more and more andbecome a little more unhinged
than normal.
But you know, it was mybirthday, we were having a great
time and while the episode isclocking in at a little under an
hour, we did record for like anhour and a half and also took a
15 minute break on thein-between and also took a 15
(00:44):
minute break on the in-between.
So, yes, just be kind about thefact that I am turning into a
gremlin during the episode.
Also, I never gave him a properintroduction, so let's do that.
Right now I am recording with myboyfriend, robert, whose name I
think I say maybe twicethroughout the whole time.
So, yes, I hope you guys reallyenjoy this episode.
(01:06):
It was a lot of fun to filmwith him and, yeah, let's get it
started.
Cheers, my love, cheers.
(01:33):
Okay.
So finally, after months andmonths and months of nagging, I
finally got my boyfriend on thepodcast say hello, hello.
So I half have him on herebecause he, if you're watching
on YouTube, which most peopledon't really watch on YouTube,
he didn't want to be on camera,which is kind of creating a
(01:55):
little bit of lore around whoyou are and what you look like,
but whatever, no, no one can seeyou.
I you, quiet and shy so so Ihave you on here as like a
(02:18):
birthday present to myself,correct?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
correct.
There you go, honey, I'm doingit for you.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yes, correct, so, yes , so I'm basically going to put
him in the hot seat for theentire episode.
Again, if you're watching onYouTube, you're not going to see
him, you're going to just seeme.
Actually, I haven't decided.
Maybe I'll do like a montage oflike pictures of us and like
(02:42):
videos of us.
I don't know, I'm probably justgoing to put like a video of me
because I'm a littlenarcissistic.
But you know, what can we do?
Are you ready to be put in thehot seat?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm here, don't be happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Thank you, baby.
All right, so the first thingis actually hold on, I lie.
The first thing is actuallyhold on, I lie.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
The first thing is what are we drinking today?
Vodka, it's Ron Ron juice,because we love Jersey Shore, I
know it's watermelon andblueberry.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, so I made him cut the watermelon while he took
a shower.
It's watermelon, vodka,blueberries, cranberry juice,
lime juice, ice and uh, I don'tknow.
I've obviously had several.
So we happies right yeah, ittastes good.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Usually I'm just straight vodka.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
But you are straight vodka, which is why I also gave
you the vodka bottle.
You have the Tito's handlesitting right next to you, and
it should be a good episode,honey, all right, so be careful
with how you answer this, buthave I told any stories
(03:55):
incorrectly?
Careful, baby, careful.
It's also my birthday.
You have to be nice.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
No, just tell us how it is.
I think they're all correctly,yeah, except the cruise one.
Maybe you left a couple kidsout.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, but if I left it out it's just because I don't
remember.
You said I was a little morelike verbally expressive than I
remember me being.
I just remember going to theroom and being a cute little
angel and going to sleep.
Because am I not a cute littleangel?
(04:34):
You are, I, just I had to getthe crew to open the door for us
, which I did explain.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
They had to open the door for us explain they had to
open the door for us or the onlything left out was I did sleep
on the top deck of the shipbecause I got locked out again
and instead of getting somebody,I just went on one of those
cushiony chairs and woke uplooking at the ocean all right.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And my other circle back was life insurance.
You think I'm signing you upfor so many different life
insurance policies to the factthat, like AAA, is like mailing
you pack like legit packet it'snot envelopes, it's packets.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You think I'm signing you up because I'm trying to
let I don't know off you.
I don't know, I'm not even atthat age yet.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
So, sweetheart, they're sending them for a
reason how old do you think youare?
33 well, that's a goddamn lieyou think?
You're 33 I feel 33 feeling andbeing are two totally different
things.
I feel like I'm 16, but if youcheck my driver's license it's
(05:49):
gonna say a totally differentage, especially today, cause
today's my birthday.
Yeah, dmv, people are crookedso you're blaming DMV people for
the reason why you are olderthan you feel yeah, I don't know
they put that year on their.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
they lie, not from your why you are older than you
feel.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, I don't know they put that year on there.
They lie Not from your, likebirth certificate, not from they
just took my word and changedit.
So DMV people have misconstruedyour age.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
They have.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Anyway, but.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
She might have looked at me and said, oh yeah, yeah,
you're 33.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
The silence is loud between us right now.
It's very loud anyway, but theday that that episode aired and
I was talking about the factthat you were upset over the
fact that you thought I wassigning you up for life
(06:47):
insurance, even though there'sno reason to sign you up for
life insurance I received in themail a packet from AAA.
Even though I haven't been aAAA member in like I don't know,
like a year, year and a half,they sent me a packet for life
insurance as well, and then Ishowed it to you.
I said what's your fucking game, dude?
(07:08):
And then you laughed and lookat you.
You're fucking laughing rightnow.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's just, it's triple A it's.
You know, they give it to othermembers, see it's targeted
marketing.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
So it's not me signing you up and being a
creepo, it's you just being intheir target demographic and I
am not in their targetdemographic, mind you, they're.
The first bracket of age is 18to 34.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I'm well before 34 oh , yeah, so my 33 is under 34 I
cannot, I can, I, I cannot, Icannot.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
All right, you know what.
I'm gonna move past this topic,we're gonna go to the instagram
questions.
Are you ready for this baby?
I am you are all right.
So you have to answer it firstand then I'm gonna to answer it.
All right, are you ready?
Yes, Okay, All right.
The first one says where hasbeen your favorite place that
(08:11):
you've?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
traveled.
Wait, you're not going to tellme who it's from.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I only know who the last one is from.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Okay, okay.
So I don't know these people.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
You don't except for the last one, and then you'll
know who it's from.
I'll explain.
Ricky, all right, where hasbeen your favorite place that
you've traveled together, andwhere are you hoping to travel
to next?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Oh, that's a good one .
All our travels have beenexciting, but our favorite place
so far- I feel like we have ohprobably just towards the end of
the pandemic when we went toRosarito with my family.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That was during the pandemic honey.
Well, it was towards the end.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It was-.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh, like towards the end of the pandemic.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, officially, yeah, that was a
good trip, well-.
We went to Rosarito, we didValle Guadalupe wineries.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, we went to the wineries.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
We did the Puerto Nuevo, lobster Town.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
It was a good trip.
It was a great trip.
You were kind of a poo.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Okay, but we were with my family.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I mean I love your family, All my brothers, I love
your family.
So that makes it about a solotrip together seattle was cool
what seattle was nice I loveseattle, but our san diego old
town.
San diego trips were nice Itold us well, actually I told
like half that story on thepodcast already where we went to
the zoo and it was such a windyroad you threw.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah, when you threw up between the cars.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, that was really embarrassing.
I almost I did.
I or you, I mean you listen tothe podcast.
You know that I said that Ialmost did not even go on that
trip.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I remember I was so nervous.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Why was I so nervous about?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
you, but our Paris Casino trips were cool because
we had to stay an extra daybecause I didn't think I can
drive home the next day.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Oh, yeah, wait, no, no, no, that wasn't Vegas.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
No, harrah's in San Diego.
No, it wasn't, it was Harrah's.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
No, it wasn't, it was Agua Caliente.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh, agua Caliente, You're right.
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Of course I'm right, you're right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
You're right.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Of course I'm right, duh.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
It's still south of LA.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I mean whatever, Okay , so okay.
So you said wait, so you didn'tnever said it.
What's the favorite place?
You got to pick one, Uno.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I would say the Airbnb and Joshua tree.
We had great time that weekendfor your birthday.
Wait, no, that was in.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
September, no, your birthday, wait.
No, that was in september.
No what?
No, last year was your birthday.
We went oh wait, oh that yeah,that was a good one.
That was a good one.
What about the time during thepandemic?
You're like I don't rememberwhich one?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
the first one the first one.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I don't know.
I feel like you're gonna be madat me for saying this on camera
and on microphone.
We were rolling hard.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Oh, yeah, yeah, so that was Desert Palm, it was
2020 of September.
So it wasn't Joshua Tree, itwas 29 Palms.
Yeah, yeah, same area, samearea.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, it was a good time.
That was great time actuallythat was nighttime swimming oh,
yeah, yeah good, and where?
Are you, oh yeah, the giantpool yeah, what do they call the
cowboy pool?
It's like three feet deep, tenfeet basically, if he stands in
(11:44):
it, it goes up to his knees.
Yeah, okay, and where are youhoping to travel to next?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
um, I would like to do the trip we never took
because of the pandemicAmsterdam, paris that kills my
soul.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Spain.
Okay, so originally theoriginal trip was gonna be we
were gonna fly into Amsterdam,take the train to Brussels on my
birthday, spain.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Okay, so originally the original trip was going to
be we were going to fly intoAmsterdam.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
take the train to Brussels On my birthday.
We're going to land inAmsterdam on my birthday.
Yeah, so his birthday is May,march.
Oh my God, march, forgive me,that's your other guy.
Not Pablo.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, Pablo Shut up.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Okay, so we're going to land March 23rd of 2020 in
Amsterdam.
We're going to take the trainto Brussels.
We are going to take a trainback into Paris.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
And LA shut down a week before.
Well, no, the world shut down.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
It was just like it was terrible.
We were so upset At first.
We thought we were going to beable to get away with it, and we
didn't realize how serious itwas.
Just like it was terrible.
We were so upset at first, wethought we were going to be able
to get away with it and wedidn't realize how serious it
was.
We would have been stuck ineurope 100, like, yeah, it would
have been terrible, one of uscould have gotten sick.
I mean, at one point one of ushad gotten covid at some point
and it was a terrible diseaseand we were extremely sick and
(13:04):
this, this and that whatever,but anyway, yeah, so we were
going to go.
That would be a great trip torecreate, especially because it
was paid for.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Well, we were lucky to get a complete refund.
Because at first they were likewell, you're not going to get
your taxes back, you're notgoing to get the hotel back.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
You're not going to get the train ride back, well,
no initially we were just onlygonna get everything back except
the taxes, which at that pointI was like, well, fuck it, like
I don't feel like fighting them,I don't feel like talking to
people in different language,like I was just like I'm
fighting with people but itseems like everybody realized
how serious it was Exactly andthey're like all right.
(13:45):
Yeah.
So eventually, like I don'tknow, like maybe around like
October of 2020, we ended upgetting like a significant jump
in our bank account.
We were like what the hell isthis for?
And then we realized it was thetaxes back from that trip.
So luckily that came to be Allright.
(14:08):
Actually, the favorite placeI've been that we've traveled to
it also comes from, like avocal stem that I have with you.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Don't laugh at me, I have anxiety oh god, big bear
was a great trip so we went tobig bear.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
It was, I don't know, maybe like our third, fourth
trip.
A third it's got to be third,um third trip because we went to
san diego, we went to vegas,and, and then I think third
would have been Big Bear, so itwas like February.
January.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
January 2019.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and so we pulled into this lodge in
Big Bear.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, the front office.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
The front office so we could get our keys and like
be told like exactly where to goon the property.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It wasn't a hotel, it was a cabin resort.
It was like cabin resorts,exactly where to go on the
property it wasn't a hotel, itwas a cabin resort.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, it was a cabin.
It was like cabin resorts andhe parks, he gets to eat.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
They had a blizzard the night before Correct Huge
snowstorm.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yes, it was a very big deal.
The fact that we made it wasamazing.
And then he gets in the car andhe goes to drive away.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Well, we park, we go, check in and we go back to the
car.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yes, and he goes to drive away and he can't drive
away.
He's stuck in what, what?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
is that?
What do you call that?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Like a snow drift.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
No, no, no.
So my tire went in a perfectlysquare block of ice, so my tire
was dead center of a block ofice.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
And I cannot get out.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I turned the wheel, I went forward backward, turning,
tried pushing and I'm sittingthere going.
There's nobody around becauseit's so cold and it's snowing.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Of course, so no one's out.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
It's like 12 noon and I'm in shorts and a t-shirt,
mind you, and the people arelooking at me like wait he did
not pack pants.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
He doesn't pack pants because he, in the coldest
weather possible, he could be inSiberia or Russia, and this
dude is always in shorts.
You're in shorts right now.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
And a t-shirt.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
It's so frustrating.
It's so frustrating becausehe's never cold.
I wish he was ever cold.
He's never cold.
Anyway, he has to get under thecar, yeah, so I'm like
struggling to get the car out.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
One tire's in a block of ice.
So she's laughing like she'sdoing now and I'm like stop
laughing, I'm getting anxiety.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
And then so my vocal stim becomes don't laugh at me,
I'm having anxiety and hebecomes so mad, and it's what.
This is what, six years later,seven years later.
You still love me, though,right I'm on here you're on here
(17:19):
and you hate this.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I love you so I go walk into the reception area and
I'm like, uh, my tire's stuck,my truck is stuck like, oh well,
it's our maintenance person'sday off, but let's see if he's
available so he eventually comesout okay with a little like tow
truck, like a little scooperthing, okay how about this?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
have you ever I mean not that, like we grew up ever
around snow?
Because, like I saw snow thefirst time when I was like I
don't know, like it wasn't myfirst time in big bear, though
oh so you should know better.
So like baby, like basicallyget together in a parking spot.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Ice formed around my tire.
Oh so it's mother nature'sfault.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yes, I just parked in a parking spot, ice formed
around my tire.
Oh, so it's Mother Nature'sfault.
Yes, I was going to say Wait, Idon't remember what I was going
to say Because I'm stuck on thefact that you think it's Mother
Nature.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah, so the main thing is that it comes out with
this little bulldozer like aminiature version and he's like
I'll tow, tow you out, but youhave to go underneath wait, did
we have to get towed out?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I don't remember that so I went underneath my car I
mean, I remember you laying inthe snow and then telling me,
actually told me, bro, I have ablanket if you want to go
underneath and you're like no,I'm tough, I have you got shorts
and a t-shirt on.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I'm like I'm fine actually and I was wearing flip
flops.
The fucking flip flops he givesme the rope with the hook, I
hook it up underneath my car andhe pulled this out.
You know, I tipped the guy andhe's like, oh, it's okay, man,
it's my day off, I just want togo back and watch football or
something.
It was playoff time, oh yeah,it was January.
(19:02):
Yeah.
So anyway, I tipped the guy andhe was like, thank you so much,
man, I'm going to go back andhave my beer.
And we got our cabin.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
That was a great cabin, though that was a fun
time.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It was.
We had snowball fights.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
We had snowball fights.
I built a snowman that was agreat vacation.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
All our vacations are great, I think.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I don't know.
I feel like we have really badtravel luck, though.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Well, our cruise.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
That was a shit show in and of itself.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I mean, I think it was Hurricane Ike.
I don't remember whichhurricane it was it was a tour
through Kabul, because our thirdday was supposed to be in Kabul
.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yeah, so we were and we were excited we were very
excited to go on the-.
Until some lady told us did youread the paper no, hold on,
hold on, we can't go.
This is the problem.
The paper that so.
We were entering the boat, wewere given a paper yeah, and we
just put it aside reason, Idecided that you should be given
(20:06):
the paper.
So you were handed the paper,you took it into your possession
and then I don't know what thefuck you did with it.
And then you, we just walkedonto the boat.
Then we went into the musterstation, quote, unquote, which
is where you're supposed to goif like the boat is sinking.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, this is your.
Yeah, this is your area.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
This is your area, in case we.
You know, we got a jack androse it and she was this older
lady was like, oh my god, canyou believe we're not going to
cabo?
And I was like, wait, what shewas like?
It was on the paper.
I'm like, oh my god, give methe fucking paper.
So you're like, oh really.
So you pulled it out of yourfucking pocket, you gave it to
me.
I'm like, oh my god, it sayswe're not going to cabo, which
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is the whole reason we're goingon this vacation which, honestly
, like I feel like that's likemaybe our supreme vacation.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I fucking loved that cruise a lot of people look down
on cruises, so the boat went onto deep into the pacific it.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Well, it went to ensanada.
Well, no, that was after.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
So we went into the pacific and you can feel the
winds, oh no I have like and therain.
Backstories of like and you cansee people getting.
It was like food by the pool,no, and their food was flying
off their dishes.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
That was my Instagram story.
I had a plate of nachos thatyou know me and nachos.
I fuck with nachos Hardcore.
I had a plate of nachos and Iwas videoing it for Instagram
because you know me and my youknow, 20 followers are very
(21:44):
interested in my nachos and Ivideoed it.
And then my nachos fell like.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
They flew away like birds yeah, but other people
walking by us because by thepool area had a free taco stand
right.
It's part of the cruise yeah,so people are making tacos and
they're walking past us andthey're like oh no, my taco, oh
no, my taco 100, but it waswindy, it was raining windy, it
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was, it was swells were, it waslike in a hurricane, it was like
15 feet swells slamming intothe side of the cruise ship I
mean, look, we had a great timeno, it was.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
It was amazing, you and I got the unlimited drink
package.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
We had a great time we spent a lot because we didn't
go to cabo.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
They parked we parked in ensenada for two days.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Well, no, we parked in the ocean for two days as
well okay, but they parked inensenada, so people are going
instead of being there eighthours.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
We were there for like right, I think 37 hours,
which means we just got to like,have the boat.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, it was, it was so people got off the boat in
senada because it was two daysworth yeah but we met some
amazing people from texas in theboy.
Yeah, yeah, it was a great time.
It was a great time that familywe met with the grandpa was
amazing, and then the whole hisentire family.
It was fun goods time.
We had a great time.
That family we met with thegrandpa was amazing, and then
the whole his entire family.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
It was fun, goods, yeah, yeah, we had a great time.
I do remember making friendswith some guy in the casino who
kept fucking winning.
He was just always winning.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Oh yeah, we met two guys, that curly haired guy, I
think, they were from Seattle.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I don't know where the yeah, they were from seattle
and jude kept winning.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
But then I remember he played slots he won.
He played blackjack, he won.
Yeah, it was like I'm like dudelike your fucking formula.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I don't know what the hell you're doing.
Not that he had a formula but,I was just like, oh my god, like
you got it going on, like Ifeel like he left the boat like
up ten thousand dollars fromwhat he spent on the goddamn
fucking cruise anyway.
But I do remember that I waslike walking towards you because
(23:52):
you were at like I don't knowwhere the fuck you were, but I
walked up and then I tripped onthe stairs and he picked me up
and I was like thank you so much, like he was like super nice
you wish you would keep incontact with him.
Oh yeah, totally yeah, him andall his thousands, 100%.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
That was a good trip.
The staff on that cruise wasnice.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
They were great.
That was a great one.
So, yeah, I have anxiety.
That's a great vocal stim thatI have from you.
But yeah, that cruise wasprobably one of my favorite
trips that we've taken together.
We've taken a bunch I mean noneA bunch of little trips.
Yeah, little trips.
We need to take bigger trips,but you know what can we do?
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All right.
Second question how do you two?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
That was the first question.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
That was the first question.
That was the first question.
Well, it was two questions inone, all right.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
How do you two like to spend your free time?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I don't know we like watching, catching up on shows.
Okay, so let me ask you thishave you always been a reality
TV connoisseur?
Nope, so it's just me that madeyou that.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, but I like spending the time with you.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Okay.
So out of all the reality showsI've forced you to watch what's
your favorite.
You want me to give you a list.
We got Jersey Shore.
We got Vanderpump Rules.
We got Vanderpump Villa, belowDeck.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
You're just calling me out now.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I'm not calling you out.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I'm watching.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
How am I calling you out, hey?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
my friends don't know I watch these shows.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Sweetheart, yes, they do.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I don't know Jersey Shore.
I didn't like it in thebeginning, but now that we watch
the Like the newest version ofit.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Like them being grown up?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
No like you, go back and watch season one, season two
season three, four five I likeit now watching it with you than
15 years ago.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Am I giving you new experiences With my young mind?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
It's hanging out with you.
That's cool for me.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
You're just always down to hang out with me, okay,
so wait, what's the favoriteshow that I've turned you on to?
Also, it doesn't have to bereality, I've made you watch a
lot of shows.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I love Lucy, I loved before.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Well, I mean because you were around when it was
filmed.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Like it was only, like it was only started 33
years ago.
I mean, I don't know, I can'tpick one.
I, like you, were enjoyingGrey's.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Anatomy for a while.
But you haven't seen it sincethe beginning, which is what my
next round of TV watching isgoing to be.
You got to watch it from thebeginning.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I'm going to go with probably the Office, or
Everybody Loves Raymond.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Oh, those are great shows.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Those are good ones, good ones, baby Good ones, all
right, ooh, this one's a goodone.
What's a good one?
What's a pet peeve you haveabout each other?
What's your pet peeve about me,even though I'm perfect in?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
every way.
Yeah, I was going to say that'sa goddamn lie.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Shut the fuck up Nothing.
You do not think I'm perfect.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
You are.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
You think I'm perfect .
I have a pet peeve about youperfect you are.
You think I'm perfect.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I have a pet peeve about you that I'm perfect.
That is not my pet peeve aboutyou, yeah I have no pet peeve
about you.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
That's a damn lie.
There's no way that you're likelooking at me being like, oh
she's perfect, no, no you'resuch a liar Nope.
All right, want me to tell youmy pet peeve about you?
All right?
So let's say you come home.
If I come home or you alwayscome home, shut up.
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You come home and you're like,hey, so-and-so got a divorce and
I'm like, oh my God, why.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Oh, that I don't get full stories on gossip.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Who the fuck doesn't ask fucking questions I say guys
I say oh my god, why did theyget divorced?
I don't know, did someone cheat?
I don't know who initiated thedivorce.
I don't know who doesn't askfollow-up questions.
It shows that you don't care.
How do you not care about yourfriends getting a fucking
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divorce.
I'm so mad, I'm so mad, I'm somad this doesn't mean I don't
care about you it does show thatyou don't care about me,
because why would you not getthe full fucking story?
I want to know what's going onlike.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
I'd rather stay out of people's business.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
You are wild.
You are wild.
Who wants to stay out ofsomeone's business?
I want to know everyone'sbusiness at all times.
You listen to the show, correct?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
You heard last week's episode Even before the show I
live with you heard last week'sepisode even before the show.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I live with you.
You know I am the nosiest bitchyou will ever fucking be in
your entire life.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
You also know I'd rather not talk to most people
but if it's your friend saying,hey, this is what's going on in
my life, how do you not askfollow-up questions?
This is wild news.
If you were to tell mesomething, if you're like.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
If they're my close friend, eventually they'll tell
me.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
That is.
That is so insane, the factthat you think that way.
Your brain is wired sodifferent.
And I don't think it's the.
It's not in the majority.
How do you not care about whatis happening in people's lives?
It's not in the majority.
How do you not care about whatis happening in people's lives?
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I care about what's happening.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Next time something happens I'll be like hey, by the
way, em wants to know exactlywhat's going on, please no.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
You can blame it on me.
I don't give a flying fuck,because if you listen to this
podcast, you know that I am thenosiest bitch to have ever lived
.
I don't care if I know you, itcould be a random ass fucking
person your last podcast, thewedding one is like you were
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like.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Oh, I need to know the details.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
So the next question says do you ever get jealous?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Nope.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
You never get jealous .
Why is that?
Do you think I'm not desirableenough to get jealous over?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
I'm just confident.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Confident of what.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
No matter what somebody else says or does or
trying to get your attention.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
That I'm going to be faithful.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Oh, I love that that is true.
Should I get jealous about you?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
No reason to.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah, that's true.
All right, a question.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Most people don't like Shrek Shut up.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
You do don't like Shrek.
Shut up.
You do not look like Shrek,although you are creating lore
about what you look like becauseyou won't be on camera.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Mm-hmm.
All right, the next, actuallythe last question.
You know who this is from.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Just from the question.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Just from the question oh God, All right, Are
you ready?
Quote unquote why is he so sexy?
Hey, and thank you, Tom, forwriting in for this question.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Oh, I wasn't even going to say his name.
I was going to say cheeseburger.
Oh no, I'm going to call youout sweetheart Tom thank you,
I'm surprised that's the onlyquestion.
Oh no, I'm going to call youout sweetheart Tom.
Thank you, I'm surprised,that's the only question.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Oh no, he sent in two others and I just decided to
pick this one because I thoughtit would make you blush the most
, which it is.
You're so pink, You're so cute.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
I love you, Tom.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
We love you, tom, and even though this is probably
the only episode that you'reactually listening to, thank you
, baby Love, episode that you'reactually listening to.
Thank you, baby, love you somuch.
All right, are we ready for thenext part?
Oh, I thought that was the lastquestion well, it was for that,
for the instagram questions.
Now we're gonna do the newlywedgame, okay?
(32:16):
So when I ask you the question,you have to answer what you
think my answer is, and viceversa right I didn't.
I did tell you the questions,like yesterday, two years ago
two years ago actually, so youprobably forgot it, but whatever
.
So question number one who ismy celebrity crush?
(32:44):
And I'm gonna answer for you aswell who I think is my or I
know okay it's one of two peopleall right charlie hunnam or
leonardo dicaprio you gotta pickone I'm gonna go with charlie
Hunnam.
I fucking love him yeah, so do Ithe naughty things I would do
(33:07):
to him me too, just kidding yousaid that and then you went like
this with your hand you went ohmy god, you look so upset.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I love his movie.
I love his acting.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Charlie Hunnam is okay.
For those who don't know, justlook up Jax Teller from Sons of
Anarchy.
Oh my God, Such a beautiful man.
He's just like.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Or Green Street.
Hooligans is what I love abouthim.
You could look that up as well.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I love him.
He's so sexy All right, anyway,I got to get over what I'm
thinking.
He's so sexy alright, anyway, Igotta get over what I'm
thinking.
Alright, your celebrity crush,charlize Theron of course yeah,
you love her.
That's easy peasy.
Lemon squeezy alright, what ismy and your?
(34:01):
But you have to answer for mefavorite dessert.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yours is brownies.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Nope, Really Heavens to Betsy.
You really don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Mm-mm.
Brownies.
You love brownies.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I mean, I love brownies, cheesecake buddy,
Yours is creme brulee.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Dude, okay, hold, on Yesterday we were talking about
creme brulee and then I lookedup ways to make creme brulee and
I was like, fuck this, this isway too complicated.
I'm not going to make cremebrulee for you.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
I love you so much if you can have it all the time.
It probably gets old.
So yeah, who?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
has creme brulee all the time.
That's like a.
That's like a rich person.
You know what?
That's a rich person's dessert.
That's the goal.
We're gonna have creme brulee.
We're gonna be so rich.
We're gonna have creme bruleeso many times that we're not
even gonna.
We're gonna be like I'm bored.
I'm bored of this dessert.
(35:09):
Love it all right.
If I had a superpower, whatwould I want it to be?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
you would like to read people's thoughts you think
so.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
All right, tell me what your superpower would be,
and then I'll tell you what minewould be and what I thought for
you.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Mine would be be able to transport myself out of a
room.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Or away from people or being invisible, okay, it's
like oh, I don't like thosepeople.
Snap.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
But you don't like anybody.
You're like oh, I don't likethose people Snap, but you don't
like anybody.
You're like I'm alwaysinvisible.
Yeah, okay, and what?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
would mine be.
It's like oh my God, humans,Bye.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Okay, and what would mine be?
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Read people's thoughts.
Okay, so you know what's goingon.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
All right, ooh, ooh, because you know I's going on.
All right, oh, oh, because youknow I like control, you know
I'm a control freak.
Okay, that's fair.
I would want to have, like, oh,okay, I think you would want
teleportation yeah which is whatbasically you said not like a
genie, like like where you canlike, basically like a genie.
(36:21):
But yeah, I think you wantteleportation, I want
telekinesis, I want to like movethings with my mind, I want to
be able to be able to be likewhat charlie hunnam appear here
no, that's teleportation.
I mean I'm gonna use your powerin in my respects but like, if
(36:45):
you annoy me I can go like.
Like always, you act like Ithrow you across the room.
Who would survive longer in azombie apocalypse and why?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Between us.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Between you and me.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Oh, you would.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
You think me.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Why?
Because I'm a big guy, sothere's more to eat.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Okay, it's not talking about like oh my God.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Well, zombies eat people.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Of course.
But like, okay, all right, I'mgonna, I'm gonna flip it around.
I think you would survivelonger because you have a will
to live now that I don't.
But if a zombie apocalypsehappened, like right now, I'm
gonna tell you what I'm gonna do.
(37:36):
I'm gonna dip out, I'm gonnadrink a lot Tito's or vodka or
whatever the fuck's available.
I'm going to take a lot ofpills and I'm just going to like
peace.
I don't Do you know what?
My favorite thing to do isBedrock.
(37:56):
I love to sit and enjoy my timewith myself.
Sit and enjoy my time withmyself.
I don't want to travel on footacross the country in search of
a better life, which is why Iwas born in the correct time
(38:17):
period, generation.
There's no way in hell I wouldhave survived, like being like a
pilgrim or I I don't evenfucking know.
There's no.
There's no way.
I was born in the right timeperiod and if the zombie
apocalypse starts right now, I'mgonna go out with a goddamn
(38:39):
bang.
I'm gonna have a goddamn greattime.
I'm gonna get really drunk, I'mgonna do some illegal stuff.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
I'm like call it would it be illegal during the
zombie apocalypse?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
it wouldn't be illegal.
Yeah, no one's gonna arrest me.
I mean, if you want to arrestme, like fucking take it.
I've never been arrested in myentire life.
Actually, that would be fun.
I feel like I want to be likethat 98-year-old woman who was
like she was like I've neverbeen arrested in my entire life.
I want to be that lady.
(39:14):
I've never been arrested.
I just want to be arrested atone point in my life.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
During a zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
No, no, no, Like later on in life, like, like,
just like, let's say like I liveto be like I don't know, like
80, 90, whatever, I don't know.
I sound terrible, but whatever,like I live to be that old and
I've never been arrested becauseI've lived my life, like you
(39:44):
know, by church, technicallyOkay.
Last question for newlywed gameIf you won the lottery, what's
the first thing you'd buytogether?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
We'd buy a house.
A house, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Why.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Your house.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Because, you know, I love the house that I've set my
mind on.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Okay, let's say I didn't exist, emmy doesn't exist
.
What would you do?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Be sad.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Aww, okay, okay, okay , forget being sad.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
What would you do if what if I if won the lottery
without you?
Yeah, like pretend I don'texist but, also pretend that,
like other vaginas, don't existI'd take I don't know a hundred
of my closest family and friendson a I don't know the two-week
cruise a cruise, a cruise towhere?
(40:52):
It doesn't matter oh okay,we're all together, probably
mexico, from mexico to themediter.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Okay, how about this?
Not that I'm like impeding onyour cruise, I'm just asking you
, like, as, like a person, wouldyou ever want to go to the
Antarctica?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
You don't exist.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Okay, I exist now Boom.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Oh, um.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Wait, hold on, I exist now.
Maybe the Caribbean?
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Boom Caribbean.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
What about Antarcticaarctica?
Yeah, I never thought of itwould you ever want to go there?
Never thought about the drakepassage never thought of it I'm
like am I a crazy person forwanting to do it?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
south pacific mediterranean.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Okay, hold on, hold on, Stand by Bubbies.
South Pacific and Mediterraneanare two totally different
places.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah, I know, go from one to the other, go to Mexico,
South Pacific, and then jump ona flight and go to Greece.
All those other places.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
All right, you want to do grammar and guidance Sure.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
All right, you want to do grandma?
Speaker 1 (42:03):
guidance.
Sure, All right.
The first one said I amplanning to take a trip to Los
Angeles with my boyfriend inthree weeks.
Any suggestions on what weshould do?
Slash where we should go Sydneyfrom Maryland.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I can tell you where you shouldn't go?
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Yeah, don't go to Venice or Santa Monica Beaches.
Yeah, also, don't go to Veniceor Santa Monica Beaches.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Also don't go to like the Hollywood Walk of Fame
Cause, that's.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
It's dangerous.
Don't do the Hollywood thing.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
It's scary.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Don't do Santa Monica , Venice or Hollywood Walk of
Fame.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
I mean, you can do like Santa Monica Pier no.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
It's just, people are targeting tourists there.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
I would do Orange County.
If you have a car Orange County, Do Newport Beach.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Or money to do Uber.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Huntington Beach.
I mean, yeah, if you have likethe funds to Uber everywhere,
mm-hmm, I would do Laguna.
Do Orange County beaches.
It's safer, they're cleaner.
So if you stay in LA, do CulverCity, manhattan Beach, long
Beach it's like its own city.
(43:14):
Pasadena as well is cool.
But if you want to do beaches,I would do Orange County beaches
, laguna, newport.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Or, if you want, to do like Malibu Huntington.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah, even Santa Barbara.
Go up to Santa Barbara, takethe train to Santa Barbara.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
It's a cool view.
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
You can do the mountains too.
I mean, it's all a day's trip.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
You go to Big Bear and go to the beach all in the
same day yeah, like that's thelovely part about los angeles is
you can do beach mountains, youyou have like you can be in the
snow in big bear and still getsun at the beach the same day
yeah, all right.
(43:56):
Are you ready for grandmaguidance number two?
All right.
My husband and I are expectingour first child in three months.
We haven't found out the sex ofthe baby because we want want
it to be a surprise.
We have been getting in afriendly argument about what the
baby's name would be, but as weget closer to the date I'm
(44:20):
worried he's not going to agreewith my names.
How would you two settle thisdispute?
Speaker 2 (44:26):
signed katrina um, agree on if it's a girl, you
pick, if it's a boy, he picks ohno you know.
I mean you have to agree onsomething right or draw names.
I mean do you have to agree onsomething right or draw names?
I mean, do you want to pickyour grandparents or his
(44:48):
grandparents?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Hold on, let me ask you this Because, let me state
this for the record you and I,we have not decided whether we
want to have children or not,correct, mm-hmm?
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Okay, have children or not, correct, okay, so, if,
if, if if, if we decide we wantto have children I have the
names picked, okay, and you'recool with that?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
yeah that's us, though.
Okay, I have a verymanipulative thing that I can
say.
That's why I picked it, becauseI was like oof.
I'm like that soundsmanipulative, but it could work
in Katrina's favor.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
You give like a really weird name that you would
be like, yeah, like we shoulddo this, and then you give the
normal name that you want andit's that Like okay, so around
like I don't know, maybe likethe age I was like 15, I said
out loud I wanted to name mydaughter Nestle.
(45:54):
What would you say if I saidthat to you right now?
Speaker 2 (45:58):
If that's what you wanted to pick.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
You would totally go with that.
You would totally go with thename.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
If I said you can pick the name, then what can I
say?
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Okay, so can I pick the name?
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
You're going on record right now.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
I can name the baby whatever I want.
Yeah, you've been very vocalabout what you would want our
child's name to be Okay.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
if it's a boy, at least his middle name has to be
what I want.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
And I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
All right.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
It just can't be as long if it's a boy.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
As long as Robert is in there somewhere, I'm cool.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Okay, I'm down to do Robert as a middle.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Just because I don't want Robert as a first, not
because I think it's a bad name.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Well, my grandfather, my mom's side, Robert.
Eight of the nine brothers hada Robert, so I need a Robert.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
That's my kerfuffle is that at one point, like a
month ago, there was amisunderstanding of what Robert
was talking to your mom.
So I don't want it to be achild that's like lost in the
sauce, basically when it's likewhich Robert is it?
(47:25):
I don't know that one.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, well, I know every single Robert.
And the 200 cousins on my mom'sside.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
I know, you know Again, the possible child I
might have, which is a very bigpossible, because I think if I
have a child I might die.
So this might be a moot point.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Well, if he was born, my size.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
You were born.
How big were you when you wereborn?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
So for the record I was, was it 11 and a half pounds
, 11.7 pounds Either way.
19 and a half inches.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
I feel imminent death .
I just don't see it.
I don't physically see it.
What I would love to do love,love, love.
I would love to adopt a child.
That's my goal in life.
I want to adopt a child.
He was looking at me like Iwould love to adopt a child and
(48:38):
bring him or her, like, into ourfamily.
No, we're not into that.
You're into it, I can see you.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Well, we'll discuss it.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
All right, so now it's time you gotta tell your
gremlin story.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
What, gremlin?
I was never told this.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
You were told this you had several gremlin stories
lined up to discuss.
You were just going to debateon which gremlin story you were
going to talk about.
So which story would you liketo tell?
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Oh Jesus, oh mind you , he is gonna be weird about
talking about what he was underthe influence of me nothing.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Oh okay, wow, so many so many things you were under
the influence of no, just somany gremlin stories.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
I mean see, not really bad I'm a crazy ass
gremlin.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
This guy is a crazy ass, fucking gremlin.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
He, he introduced me to being a fucking gremlin I
guess the one I'm gonna go withis a golf tournament in the late
90s, oh wait wait like late 90s, like what year?
Speaker 1 (50:08):
I don't know 98, 9 oh baby, yeah, I was like five
years old, yeah I was probablylike seven, so this is a wild
wild times that you're talkingabout so it's a golf tournament,
you know.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
So there's dozens and dozens of people that I know,
or?
Speaker 1 (50:32):
who are also seven.
Yeah, yeah, exactly okay.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
So it gets started and it's because of the
tournament.
So every couple holes or fewholes, it's, you know, a group
of girls serving drinks and youknow everybody's getting sauced
drunk.
For those that don't know, Ithink sauce is and known at some
(50:59):
point in the middle of thetournament, so like after six or
seven, eight holes, somebodysays, hey, who wants to roll?
Speaker 1 (51:12):
And you're like me.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
So yeah, our foursome , it's groups of four, so a
foursome is four people playingtogether.
You know, you go off the bestball, whoever hits it the part
of this.
All right, let's go off thatguy's ball are you like a good
golfer?
Sure so that's, no okay no, Ican drive the ball, I just can't
(51:35):
do this.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
I can't do this.
I don't even know what the fuckthat means I can hit the ball
far from the tee.
I just can't make it in thehole always baby.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
So we're drinking and at some point somebody's like,
hey, I got these things.
Who want to roll?
Speaker 1 (51:57):
so I was like what's these things?
Speaker 2 (52:01):
oh, man, you have to have to.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Of course, Of course, honey buddy.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
E-tabs back then.
So we did, and at some point Ihad to pee.
So I go to pee behind this treewhile everybody else is hitting
their balls, and as I'm peeingI'm like, wow, the grass is
getting closer and I'm sinkingand now my legs are covered in
(52:28):
water.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Wait.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
And now my shorts are covered in water Stop.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Are you in actual quicksand?
Speaker 2 (52:35):
Not quicksand, but I was peeing by a tree, grass, mud
, by a lake, so eventually I waswaist deep in this lake.
Anyway, I'm like oh shit.
So I'm trying to get out and Ican't.
I just keep going further.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
And now the water's wait, you're just like walking
within quicksand I'm not walking, I'm peeing and I'm sinking.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
So the person will call, tries to help me, but he
starts sinking himself, buteventually gets out and then
finds a stick and hands it to meand pulls me out.
So yeah maybe we shouldn't haverolled that day.
Yeah, so the rest of the dayI'm I'm in muddy wet, but golf
(53:28):
course, lake water drenchedshorts, shoes and socks I.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
I also feel like that's not like the worst you've
ever been.
Speaker 2 (53:43):
Really.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yes, I mean, look, you've seen me worse.
I feel like that's not yourworst.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Yeah, that was bad.
I mean, you know, it was a golftournament, so there's a dinner
.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
So there's people like watching.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
No, yeah, after the tournament there's a dinner.
People like watching.
No, yeah, after the tournamentthere's the dinner.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
there's awards given out there's this and that.
Speaker 2 (54:11):
So yeah, this say it was two in the afternoon.
We were there till like nineo'clock at night that sounds
like a saw trap.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
This is terrible.
Okay, is that your worst drunkhigh experience?
Probably really that's yourworst I would yeah, okay what
would be a saw trap for you?
I don't know like being soberand like a group of brand new
(54:39):
people.
Would that be a saw trap?
Because that sounds terrible tome.
I always hate to be new peopleyeah, I don't like newbies all
right, my love.
Would you like to give yoursocials out for the podcast, or
no?
uh, yeah, negative all right,he's private dude.
(55:02):
The fact that I got him on hereon this podcast is absolutely
wild.
I use it as like kind of abirthday present, so I'll take
what I can get, but I will planon whoring him out on TikTok and
the podcast Eventually.
He's looking at me like I'mcrazy, but it will happen.
(55:26):
You can follow myself and thepod at emilytogremilypod on
Instagram and TikTok and you canemail me your gremlin stories
or gremlin guidance atemilytogremilypod at gmailcom.
And yeah, that's what we'redoing today, baby Right.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
Yes, that's it.
Follow her, emily Togramily.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
Follow, like, share, subscribe, rate five stars, do
everything.
That's what we're going to do,and I'm tired.
It's my birthday, let's go.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Woo-hoo go birthday celebration.
Hey guys, so I just finished editing this episode
and while it's a really funnyepisode, you must remember that
we had filmed this and recordedit on my birthday, at eight
o'clock at night, after we hadbeen drinking all day and being
out in the sun.
And as the recording progresses, you are going to hear me slur
(00:24):
my words more and more andbecome a little more unhinged
than normal.
But you know, it was mybirthday, we were having a great
time and while the episode isclocking in at a little under an
hour, we did record for like anhour and a half and also took a
15 minute break on thein-between and also took a 15
(00:44):
minute break on the in-between.
So, yes, just be kind about thefact that I am turning into a
gremlin during the episode.
Also, I never gave him a properintroduction, so let's do that.
Right now I am recording with myboyfriend, robert, whose name I
think I say maybe twicethroughout the whole time.
So, yes, I hope you guys reallyenjoy this episode.
(01:06):
It was a lot of fun to filmwith him and, yeah, let's get it
started.
Cheers, my love, cheers.
(01:33):
Okay.
So finally, after months andmonths and months of nagging, I
finally got my boyfriend on thepodcast say hello, hello.
So I half have him on herebecause he, if you're watching
on YouTube, which most peopledon't really watch on YouTube,
he didn't want to be on camera,which is kind of creating a
(01:55):
little bit of lore around whoyou are and what you look like,
but whatever, no, no one can seeyou.
I you, quiet and shy so so Ihave you on here as like a
(02:18):
birthday present to myself,correct?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
correct.
There you go, honey, I'm doingit for you.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yes, correct, so, yes , so I'm basically going to put
him in the hot seat for theentire episode.
Again, if you're watching onYouTube, you're not going to see
him, you're going to just seeme.
Actually, I haven't decided.
Maybe I'll do like a montage oflike pictures of us and like
(02:42):
videos of us.
I don't know, I'm probably justgoing to put like a video of me
because I'm a littlenarcissistic.
But you know, what can we do?
Are you ready to be put in thehot seat?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm here, don't be happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Thank you, baby.
All right, so the first thingis actually hold on, I lie.
The first thing is actuallyhold on, I lie.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
The first thing is what are we drinking today?
Vodka, it's Ron Ron juice,because we love Jersey Shore, I
know it's watermelon andblueberry.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, so I made him cut the watermelon while he took
a shower.
It's watermelon, vodka,blueberries, cranberry juice,
lime juice, ice and uh, I don'tknow.
I've obviously had several.
So we happies right yeah, ittastes good.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Usually I'm just straight vodka.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
But you are straight vodka, which is why I also gave
you the vodka bottle.
You have the Tito's handlesitting right next to you, and
it should be a good episode,honey, all right, so be careful
with how you answer this, buthave I told any stories
(03:55):
incorrectly?
Careful, baby, careful.
It's also my birthday.
You have to be nice.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
No, just tell us how it is.
I think they're all correctly,yeah, except the cruise one.
Maybe you left a couple kidsout.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, but if I left it out it's just because I don't
remember.
You said I was a little morelike verbally expressive than I
remember me being.
I just remember going to theroom and being a cute little
angel and going to sleep.
Because am I not a cute littleangel?
(04:34):
You are, I, just I had to getthe crew to open the door for us
, which I did explain.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
They had to open the door for us explain they had to
open the door for us or the onlything left out was I did sleep
on the top deck of the shipbecause I got locked out again
and instead of getting somebody,I just went on one of those
cushiony chairs and woke uplooking at the ocean all right.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And my other circle back was life insurance.
You think I'm signing you upfor so many different life
insurance policies to the factthat, like AAA, is like mailing
you pack like legit packet it'snot envelopes, it's packets.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You think I'm signing you up because I'm trying to
let I don't know off you.
I don't know, I'm not even atthat age yet.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
So, sweetheart, they're sending them for a
reason how old do you think youare?
33 well, that's a goddamn lieyou think?
You're 33 I feel 33 feeling andbeing are two totally different
things.
I feel like I'm 16, but if youcheck my driver's license it's
(05:49):
gonna say a totally differentage, especially today, cause
today's my birthday.
Yeah, dmv, people are crookedso you're blaming DMV people for
the reason why you are olderthan you feel yeah, I don't know
they put that year on their.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
they lie, not from your why you are older than you
feel.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, I don't know they put that year on there.
They lie Not from your, likebirth certificate, not from they
just took my word and changedit.
So DMV people have misconstruedyour age.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
They have.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Anyway, but.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
She might have looked at me and said, oh yeah, yeah,
you're 33.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
The silence is loud between us right now.
It's very loud anyway, but theday that that episode aired and
I was talking about the factthat you were upset over the
fact that you thought I wassigning you up for life
(06:47):
insurance, even though there'sno reason to sign you up for
life insurance I received in themail a packet from AAA.
Even though I haven't been aAAA member in like I don't know,
like a year, year and a half,they sent me a packet for life
insurance as well, and then Ishowed it to you.
I said what's your fucking game, dude?
(07:08):
And then you laughed and lookat you.
You're fucking laughing rightnow.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's just, it's triple A it's.
You know, they give it to othermembers, see it's targeted
marketing.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
So it's not me signing you up and being a
creepo, it's you just being intheir target demographic and I
am not in their targetdemographic, mind you, they're.
The first bracket of age is 18to 34.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I'm well before 34 oh , yeah, so my 33 is under 34 I
cannot, I can, I, I cannot, Icannot.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
All right, you know what.
I'm gonna move past this topic,we're gonna go to the instagram
questions.
Are you ready for this baby?
I am you are all right.
So you have to answer it firstand then I'm gonna to answer it.
All right, are you ready?
Yes, Okay, All right.
The first one says where hasbeen your favorite place that
(08:11):
you've?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
traveled.
Wait, you're not going to tellme who it's from.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I only know who the last one is from.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Okay, okay.
So I don't know these people.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
You don't except for the last one, and then you'll
know who it's from.
I'll explain.
Ricky, all right, where hasbeen your favorite place that
you've traveled together, andwhere are you hoping to travel
to next?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Oh, that's a good one .
All our travels have beenexciting, but our favorite place
so far- I feel like we have ohprobably just towards the end of
the pandemic when we went toRosarito with my family.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That was during the pandemic honey.
Well, it was towards the end.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It was-.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh, like towards the end of the pandemic.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, officially, yeah, that was a
good trip, well-.
We went to Rosarito, we didValle Guadalupe wineries.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, we went to the wineries.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
We did the Puerto Nuevo, lobster Town.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
It was a good trip.
It was a great trip.
You were kind of a poo.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Okay, but we were with my family.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I mean I love your family, All my brothers, I love
your family.
So that makes it about a solotrip together seattle was cool
what seattle was nice I loveseattle, but our san diego old
town.
San diego trips were nice Itold us well, actually I told
like half that story on thepodcast already where we went to
the zoo and it was such a windyroad you threw.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah, when you threw up between the cars.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, that was really embarrassing.
I almost I did.
I or you, I mean you listen tothe podcast.
You know that I said that Ialmost did not even go on that
trip.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I remember I was so nervous.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Why was I so nervous about?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
you, but our Paris Casino trips were cool because
we had to stay an extra daybecause I didn't think I can
drive home the next day.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Oh, yeah, wait, no, no, no, that wasn't Vegas.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
No, harrah's in San Diego.
No, it wasn't, it was Harrah's.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
No, it wasn't, it was Agua Caliente.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh, agua Caliente, You're right.
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Of course I'm right, you're right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
You're right.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Of course I'm right, duh.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
It's still south of LA.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I mean whatever, Okay , so okay.
So you said wait, so you didn'tnever said it.
What's the favorite place?
You got to pick one, Uno.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I would say the Airbnb and Joshua tree.
We had great time that weekendfor your birthday.
Wait, no, that was in.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
September, no, your birthday, wait.
No, that was in september.
No what?
No, last year was your birthday.
We went oh wait, oh that yeah,that was a good one.
That was a good one.
What about the time during thepandemic?
You're like I don't rememberwhich one?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
the first one the first one.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I don't know.
I feel like you're gonna be madat me for saying this on camera
and on microphone.
We were rolling hard.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Oh, yeah, yeah, so that was Desert Palm, it was
2020 of September.
So it wasn't Joshua Tree, itwas 29 Palms.
Yeah, yeah, same area, samearea.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, it was a good time.
That was great time actuallythat was nighttime swimming oh,
yeah, yeah good, and where?
Are you, oh yeah, the giantpool yeah, what do they call the
cowboy pool?
It's like three feet deep, tenfeet basically, if he stands in
(11:44):
it, it goes up to his knees.
Yeah, okay, and where are youhoping to travel to next?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
um, I would like to do the trip we never took
because of the pandemicAmsterdam, paris that kills my
soul.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Spain.
Okay, so originally theoriginal trip was gonna be we
were gonna fly into Amsterdam,take the train to Brussels on my
birthday, spain.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Okay, so originally the original trip was going to
be we were going to fly intoAmsterdam.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
take the train to Brussels On my birthday.
We're going to land inAmsterdam on my birthday.
Yeah, so his birthday is May,march.
Oh my God, march, forgive me,that's your other guy.
Not Pablo.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, Pablo Shut up.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Okay, so we're going to land March 23rd of 2020 in
Amsterdam.
We're going to take the trainto Brussels.
We are going to take a trainback into Paris.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
And LA shut down a week before.
Well, no, the world shut down.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
It was just like it was terrible.
We were so upset At first.
We thought we were going to beable to get away with it, and we
didn't realize how serious itwas.
Just like it was terrible.
We were so upset at first, wethought we were going to be able
to get away with it and wedidn't realize how serious it
was.
We would have been stuck ineurope 100, like, yeah, it would
have been terrible, one of uscould have gotten sick.
I mean, at one point one of ushad gotten covid at some point
and it was a terrible diseaseand we were extremely sick and
(13:04):
this, this and that whatever,but anyway, yeah, so we were
going to go.
That would be a great trip torecreate, especially because it
was paid for.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Well, we were lucky to get a complete refund.
Because at first they were likewell, you're not going to get
your taxes back, you're notgoing to get the hotel back.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
You're not going to get the train ride back, well,
no initially we were just onlygonna get everything back except
the taxes, which at that pointI was like, well, fuck it, like
I don't feel like fighting them,I don't feel like talking to
people in different language,like I was just like I'm
fighting with people but itseems like everybody realized
how serious it was Exactly andthey're like all right.
(13:45):
Yeah.
So eventually, like I don'tknow, like maybe around like
October of 2020, we ended upgetting like a significant jump
in our bank account.
We were like what the hell isthis for?
And then we realized it was thetaxes back from that trip.
So luckily that came to be Allright.
(14:08):
Actually, the favorite placeI've been that we've traveled to
it also comes from, like avocal stem that I have with you.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Don't laugh at me, I have anxiety oh god, big bear
was a great trip so we went tobig bear.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
It was, I don't know, maybe like our third, fourth
trip.
A third it's got to be third,um third trip because we went to
san diego, we went to vegas,and, and then I think third
would have been Big Bear, so itwas like February.
January.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
January 2019.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and so we pulled into this lodge in
Big Bear.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, the front office.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
The front office so we could get our keys and like
be told like exactly where to goon the property.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It wasn't a hotel, it was a cabin resort.
It was like cabin resorts,exactly where to go on the
property it wasn't a hotel, itwas a cabin resort.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, it was a cabin.
It was like cabin resorts andhe parks, he gets to eat.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
They had a blizzard the night before Correct Huge
snowstorm.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yes, it was a very big deal.
The fact that we made it wasamazing.
And then he gets in the car andhe goes to drive away.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Well, we park, we go, check in and we go back to the
car.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yes, and he goes to drive away and he can't drive
away.
He's stuck in what, what?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
is that?
What do you call that?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Like a snow drift.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
No, no, no.
So my tire went in a perfectlysquare block of ice, so my tire
was dead center of a block ofice.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
And I cannot get out.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I turned the wheel, I went forward backward, turning,
tried pushing and I'm sittingthere going.
There's nobody around becauseit's so cold and it's snowing.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Of course, so no one's out.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
It's like 12 noon and I'm in shorts and a t-shirt,
mind you, and the people arelooking at me like wait he did
not pack pants.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
He doesn't pack pants because he, in the coldest
weather possible, he could be inSiberia or Russia, and this
dude is always in shorts.
You're in shorts right now.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
And a t-shirt.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
It's so frustrating.
It's so frustrating becausehe's never cold.
I wish he was ever cold.
He's never cold.
Anyway, he has to get under thecar, yeah, so I'm like
struggling to get the car out.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
One tire's in a block of ice.
So she's laughing like she'sdoing now and I'm like stop
laughing, I'm getting anxiety.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
And then so my vocal stim becomes don't laugh at me,
I'm having anxiety and hebecomes so mad, and it's what.
This is what, six years later,seven years later.
You still love me, though,right I'm on here you're on here
(17:19):
and you hate this.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I love you so I go walk into the reception area and
I'm like, uh, my tire's stuck,my truck is stuck like, oh well,
it's our maintenance person'sday off, but let's see if he's
available so he eventually comesout okay with a little like tow
truck, like a little scooperthing, okay how about this?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
have you ever I mean not that, like we grew up ever
around snow?
Because, like I saw snow thefirst time when I was like I
don't know, like it wasn't myfirst time in big bear, though
oh so you should know better.
So like baby, like basicallyget together in a parking spot.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Ice formed around my tire.
Oh so it's mother nature'sfault.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yes, I just parked in a parking spot, ice formed
around my tire.
Oh, so it's Mother Nature'sfault.
Yes, I was going to say Wait, Idon't remember what I was going
to say Because I'm stuck on thefact that you think it's Mother
Nature.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah, so the main thing is that it comes out with
this little bulldozer like aminiature version and he's like
I'll tow, tow you out, but youhave to go underneath wait, did
we have to get towed out?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I don't remember that so I went underneath my car I
mean, I remember you laying inthe snow and then telling me,
actually told me, bro, I have ablanket if you want to go
underneath and you're like no,I'm tough, I have you got shorts
and a t-shirt on.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I'm like I'm fine actually and I was wearing flip
flops.
The fucking flip flops he givesme the rope with the hook, I
hook it up underneath my car andhe pulled this out.
You know, I tipped the guy andhe's like, oh, it's okay, man,
it's my day off, I just want togo back and watch football or
something.
It was playoff time, oh yeah,it was January.
(19:02):
Yeah.
So anyway, I tipped the guy andhe was like, thank you so much,
man, I'm going to go back andhave my beer.
And we got our cabin.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
That was a great cabin, though that was a fun
time.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It was.
We had snowball fights.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
We had snowball fights.
I built a snowman that was agreat vacation.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
All our vacations are great, I think.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I don't know.
I feel like we have really badtravel luck, though.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Well, our cruise.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
That was a shit show in and of itself.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I mean, I think it was Hurricane Ike.
I don't remember whichhurricane it was it was a tour
through Kabul, because our thirdday was supposed to be in Kabul
.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yeah, so we were and we were excited we were very
excited to go on the-.
Until some lady told us did youread the paper no, hold on,
hold on, we can't go.
This is the problem.
The paper that so.
We were entering the boat, wewere given a paper yeah, and we
just put it aside reason, Idecided that you should be given
(20:06):
the paper.
So you were handed the paper,you took it into your possession
and then I don't know what thefuck you did with it.
And then you, we just walkedonto the boat.
Then we went into the musterstation, quote, unquote, which
is where you're supposed to goif like the boat is sinking.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, this is your.
Yeah, this is your area.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
This is your area, in case we.
You know, we got a jack androse it and she was this older
lady was like, oh my god, canyou believe we're not going to
cabo?
And I was like, wait, what shewas like?
It was on the paper.
I'm like, oh my god, give methe fucking paper.
So you're like, oh really.
So you pulled it out of yourfucking pocket, you gave it to
me.
I'm like, oh my god, it sayswe're not going to cabo, which
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is the whole reason we're goingon this vacation which, honestly
, like I feel like that's likemaybe our supreme vacation.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I fucking loved that cruise a lot of people look down
on cruises, so the boat went onto deep into the pacific it.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Well, it went to ensanada.
Well, no, that was after.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
So we went into the pacific and you can feel the
winds, oh no I have like and therain.
Backstories of like and you cansee people getting.
It was like food by the pool,no, and their food was flying
off their dishes.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
That was my Instagram story.
I had a plate of nachos thatyou know me and nachos.
I fuck with nachos Hardcore.
I had a plate of nachos and Iwas videoing it for Instagram
because you know me and my youknow, 20 followers are very
(21:44):
interested in my nachos and Ivideoed it.
And then my nachos fell like.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
They flew away like birds yeah, but other people
walking by us because by thepool area had a free taco stand
right.
It's part of the cruise yeah,so people are making tacos and
they're walking past us andthey're like oh no, my taco, oh
no, my taco 100, but it waswindy, it was raining windy, it
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was, it was swells were, it waslike in a hurricane, it was like
15 feet swells slamming intothe side of the cruise ship I
mean, look, we had a great timeno, it was.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
It was amazing, you and I got the unlimited drink
package.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
We had a great time we spent a lot because we didn't
go to cabo.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
They parked we parked in ensenada for two days.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Well, no, we parked in the ocean for two days as
well okay, but they parked inensenada, so people are going
instead of being there eighthours.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
We were there for like right, I think 37 hours,
which means we just got to like,have the boat.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, it was, it was so people got off the boat in
senada because it was two daysworth yeah but we met some
amazing people from texas in theboy.
Yeah, yeah, it was a great time.
It was a great time that familywe met with the grandpa was
amazing, and then the whole hisentire family.
It was fun goods time.
We had a great time.
That family we met with thegrandpa was amazing, and then
the whole his entire family.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
It was fun, goods, yeah, yeah, we had a great time.
I do remember making friendswith some guy in the casino who
kept fucking winning.
He was just always winning.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Oh yeah, we met two guys, that curly haired guy, I
think, they were from Seattle.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I don't know where the yeah, they were from seattle
and jude kept winning.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
But then I remember he played slots he won.
He played blackjack, he won.
Yeah, it was like I'm like dudelike your fucking formula.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I don't know what the hell you're doing.
Not that he had a formula but,I was just like, oh my god, like
you got it going on, like Ifeel like he left the boat like
up ten thousand dollars fromwhat he spent on the goddamn
fucking cruise anyway.
But I do remember that I waslike walking towards you because
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you were at like I don't knowwhere the fuck you were, but I
walked up and then I tripped onthe stairs and he picked me up
and I was like thank you so much, like he was like super nice
you wish you would keep incontact with him.
Oh yeah, totally yeah, him andall his thousands, 100%.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
That was a good trip.
The staff on that cruise wasnice.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
They were great.
That was a great one.
So, yeah, I have anxiety.
That's a great vocal stim thatI have from you.
But yeah, that cruise wasprobably one of my favorite
trips that we've taken together.
We've taken a bunch I mean noneA bunch of little trips.
Yeah, little trips.
We need to take bigger trips,but you know what can we do?
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All right.
Second question how do you two?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
That was the first question.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
That was the first question.
That was the first question.
Well, it was two questions inone, all right.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
How do you two like to spend your free time?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I don't know we like watching, catching up on shows.
Okay, so let me ask you thishave you always been a reality
TV connoisseur?
Nope, so it's just me that madeyou that.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, but I like spending the time with you.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Okay.
So out of all the reality showsI've forced you to watch what's
your favorite.
You want me to give you a list.
We got Jersey Shore.
We got Vanderpump Rules.
We got Vanderpump Villa, belowDeck.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
You're just calling me out now.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I'm not calling you out.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I'm watching.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
How am I calling you out, hey?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
my friends don't know I watch these shows.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Sweetheart, yes, they do.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I don't know Jersey Shore.
I didn't like it in thebeginning, but now that we watch
the Like the newest version ofit.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Like them being grown up?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
No like you, go back and watch season one, season two
season three, four five I likeit now watching it with you than
15 years ago.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Am I giving you new experiences With my young mind?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
It's hanging out with you.
That's cool for me.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
You're just always down to hang out with me, okay,
so wait, what's the favoriteshow that I've turned you on to?
Also, it doesn't have to bereality, I've made you watch a
lot of shows.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I love Lucy, I loved before.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Well, I mean because you were around when it was
filmed.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Like it was only, like it was only started 33
years ago.
I mean, I don't know, I can'tpick one.
I, like you, were enjoyingGrey's.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Anatomy for a while.
But you haven't seen it sincethe beginning, which is what my
next round of TV watching isgoing to be.
You got to watch it from thebeginning.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I'm going to go with probably the Office, or
Everybody Loves Raymond.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Oh, those are great shows.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Those are good ones, good ones, baby Good ones, all
right, ooh, this one's a goodone.
What's a good one?
What's a pet peeve you haveabout each other?
What's your pet peeve about me,even though I'm perfect in?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
every way.
Yeah, I was going to say that'sa goddamn lie.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Shut the fuck up Nothing.
You do not think I'm perfect.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
You are.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
You think I'm perfect .
I have a pet peeve about youperfect you are.
You think I'm perfect.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I have a pet peeve about you that I'm perfect.
That is not my pet peeve aboutyou, yeah I have no pet peeve
about you.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
That's a damn lie.
There's no way that you're likelooking at me being like, oh
she's perfect, no, no you'resuch a liar Nope.
All right, want me to tell youmy pet peeve about you?
All right?
So let's say you come home.
If I come home or you alwayscome home, shut up.
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You come home and you're like,hey, so-and-so got a divorce and
I'm like, oh my God, why.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Oh, that I don't get full stories on gossip.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Who the fuck doesn't ask fucking questions I say guys
I say oh my god, why did theyget divorced?
I don't know, did someone cheat?
I don't know who initiated thedivorce.
I don't know who doesn't askfollow-up questions.
It shows that you don't care.
How do you not care about yourfriends getting a fucking
(28:26):
divorce.
I'm so mad, I'm so mad, I'm somad this doesn't mean I don't
care about you it does show thatyou don't care about me,
because why would you not getthe full fucking story?
I want to know what's going onlike.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
I'd rather stay out of people's business.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
You are wild.
You are wild.
Who wants to stay out ofsomeone's business?
I want to know everyone'sbusiness at all times.
You listen to the show, correct?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
You heard last week's episode Even before the show I
live with you heard last week'sepisode even before the show.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I live with you.
You know I am the nosiest bitchyou will ever fucking be in
your entire life.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
You also know I'd rather not talk to most people
but if it's your friend saying,hey, this is what's going on in
my life, how do you not askfollow-up questions?
This is wild news.
If you were to tell mesomething, if you're like.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
If they're my close friend, eventually they'll tell
me.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
That is.
That is so insane, the factthat you think that way.
Your brain is wired sodifferent.
And I don't think it's the.
It's not in the majority.
How do you not care about whatis happening in people's lives?
It's not in the majority.
How do you not care about whatis happening in people's lives?
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I care about what's happening.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Next time something happens I'll be like hey, by the
way, em wants to know exactlywhat's going on, please no.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
You can blame it on me.
I don't give a flying fuck,because if you listen to this
podcast, you know that I am thenosiest bitch to have ever lived
.
I don't care if I know you, itcould be a random ass fucking
person your last podcast, thewedding one is like you were
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like.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Oh, I need to know the details.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
So the next question says do you ever get jealous?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Nope.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
You never get jealous .
Why is that?
Do you think I'm not desirableenough to get jealous over?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
I'm just confident.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Confident of what.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
No matter what somebody else says or does or
trying to get your attention.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
That I'm going to be faithful.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Oh, I love that that is true.
Should I get jealous about you?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
No reason to.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah, that's true.
All right, a question.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Most people don't like Shrek Shut up.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
You do don't like Shrek.
Shut up.
You do not look like Shrek,although you are creating lore
about what you look like becauseyou won't be on camera.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Mm-hmm.
All right, the next, actuallythe last question.
You know who this is from.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Just from the question.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Just from the question oh God, All right, Are
you ready?
Quote unquote why is he so sexy?
Hey, and thank you, Tom, forwriting in for this question.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Oh, I wasn't even going to say his name.
I was going to say cheeseburger.
Oh no, I'm going to call youout sweetheart Tom thank you,
I'm surprised that's the onlyquestion.
Oh no, I'm going to call youout sweetheart Tom.
Thank you, I'm surprised,that's the only question.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Oh no, he sent in two others and I just decided to
pick this one because I thoughtit would make you blush the most
, which it is.
You're so pink, You're so cute.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
I love you, Tom.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
We love you, tom, and even though this is probably
the only episode that you'reactually listening to, thank you
, baby Love, episode that you'reactually listening to.
Thank you, baby, love you somuch.
All right, are we ready for thenext part?
Oh, I thought that was the lastquestion well, it was for that,
for the instagram questions.
Now we're gonna do the newlywedgame, okay?
(32:16):
So when I ask you the question,you have to answer what you
think my answer is, and viceversa right I didn't.
I did tell you the questions,like yesterday, two years ago
two years ago actually, so youprobably forgot it, but whatever
.
So question number one who ismy celebrity crush?
(32:44):
And I'm gonna answer for you aswell who I think is my or I
know okay it's one of two peopleall right charlie hunnam or
leonardo dicaprio you gotta pickone I'm gonna go with charlie
Hunnam.
I fucking love him yeah, so do Ithe naughty things I would do
(33:07):
to him me too, just kidding yousaid that and then you went like
this with your hand you went ohmy god, you look so upset.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I love his movie.
I love his acting.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Charlie Hunnam is okay.
For those who don't know, justlook up Jax Teller from Sons of
Anarchy.
Oh my God, Such a beautiful man.
He's just like.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Or Green Street.
Hooligans is what I love abouthim.
You could look that up as well.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I love him.
He's so sexy All right, anyway,I got to get over what I'm
thinking.
He's so sexy alright, anyway, Igotta get over what I'm
thinking.
Alright, your celebrity crush,charlize Theron of course yeah,
you love her.
That's easy peasy.
Lemon squeezy alright, what ismy and your?
(34:01):
But you have to answer for mefavorite dessert.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yours is brownies.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Nope, Really Heavens to Betsy.
You really don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Mm-mm.
Brownies.
You love brownies.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I mean, I love brownies, cheesecake buddy,
Yours is creme brulee.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Dude, okay, hold, on Yesterday we were talking about
creme brulee and then I lookedup ways to make creme brulee and
I was like, fuck this, this isway too complicated.
I'm not going to make cremebrulee for you.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
I love you so much if you can have it all the time.
It probably gets old.
So yeah, who?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
has creme brulee all the time.
That's like a.
That's like a rich person.
You know what?
That's a rich person's dessert.
That's the goal.
We're gonna have creme brulee.
We're gonna be so rich.
We're gonna have creme bruleeso many times that we're not
even gonna.
We're gonna be like I'm bored.
I'm bored of this dessert.
(35:09):
Love it all right.
If I had a superpower, whatwould I want it to be?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
you would like to read people's thoughts you think
so.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
All right, tell me what your superpower would be,
and then I'll tell you what minewould be and what I thought for
you.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Mine would be be able to transport myself out of a
room.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Or away from people or being invisible, okay, it's
like oh, I don't like thosepeople.
Snap.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
But you don't like anybody.
You're like oh, I don't likethose people Snap, but you don't
like anybody.
You're like I'm alwaysinvisible.
Yeah, okay, and what?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
would mine be.
It's like oh my God, humans,Bye.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Okay, and what would mine be?
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Read people's thoughts.
Okay, so you know what's goingon.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
All right, ooh, ooh, because you know I's going on.
All right, oh, oh, because youknow I like control, you know
I'm a control freak.
Okay, that's fair.
I would want to have, like, oh,okay, I think you would want
teleportation yeah which is whatbasically you said not like a
genie, like like where you canlike, basically like a genie.
(36:21):
But yeah, I think you wantteleportation, I want
telekinesis, I want to like movethings with my mind, I want to
be able to be able to be likewhat charlie hunnam appear here
no, that's teleportation.
I mean I'm gonna use your powerin in my respects but like, if
(36:45):
you annoy me I can go like.
Like always, you act like Ithrow you across the room.
Who would survive longer in azombie apocalypse and why?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Between us.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Between you and me.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Oh, you would.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
You think me.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Why?
Because I'm a big guy, sothere's more to eat.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Okay, it's not talking about like oh my God.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Well, zombies eat people.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Of course.
But like, okay, all right, I'mgonna, I'm gonna flip it around.
I think you would survivelonger because you have a will
to live now that I don't.
But if a zombie apocalypsehappened, like right now, I'm
gonna tell you what I'm gonna do.
(37:36):
I'm gonna dip out, I'm gonnadrink a lot Tito's or vodka or
whatever the fuck's available.
I'm going to take a lot ofpills and I'm just going to like
peace.
I don't Do you know what?
My favorite thing to do isBedrock.
(37:56):
I love to sit and enjoy my timewith myself.
Sit and enjoy my time withmyself.
I don't want to travel on footacross the country in search of
a better life, which is why Iwas born in the correct time
(38:17):
period, generation.
There's no way in hell I wouldhave survived, like being like a
pilgrim or I I don't evenfucking know.
There's no.
There's no way.
I was born in the right timeperiod and if the zombie
apocalypse starts right now, I'mgonna go out with a goddamn
(38:39):
bang.
I'm gonna have a goddamn greattime.
I'm gonna get really drunk, I'mgonna do some illegal stuff.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
I'm like call it would it be illegal during the
zombie apocalypse?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
it wouldn't be illegal.
Yeah, no one's gonna arrest me.
I mean, if you want to arrestme, like fucking take it.
I've never been arrested in myentire life.
Actually, that would be fun.
I feel like I want to be likethat 98-year-old woman who was
like she was like I've neverbeen arrested in my entire life.
I want to be that lady.
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I've never been arrested.
I just want to be arrested atone point in my life.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
During a zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
No, no, no, Like later on in life, like, like,
just like, let's say like I liveto be like I don't know, like
80, 90, whatever, I don't know.
I sound terrible, but whatever,like I live to be that old and
I've never been arrested becauseI've lived my life, like you
(39:44):
know, by church, technicallyOkay.
Last question for newlywed gameIf you won the lottery, what's
the first thing you'd buytogether?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
We'd buy a house.
A house, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Why.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Your house.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Because, you know, I love the house that I've set my
mind on.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Okay, let's say I didn't exist, emmy doesn't exist
.
What would you do?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Be sad.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Aww, okay, okay, okay , forget being sad.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
What would you do if what if I if won the lottery
without you?
Yeah, like pretend I don'texist but, also pretend that,
like other vaginas, don't existI'd take I don't know a hundred
of my closest family and friendson a I don't know the two-week
cruise a cruise, a cruise towhere?
(40:52):
It doesn't matter oh okay,we're all together, probably
mexico, from mexico to themediter.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Okay, how about this?
Not that I'm like impeding onyour cruise, I'm just asking you
, like, as, like a person, wouldyou ever want to go to the
Antarctica?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
You don't exist.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Okay, I exist now Boom.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Oh, um.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Wait, hold on, I exist now.
Maybe the Caribbean?
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Boom Caribbean.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
What about Antarcticaarctica?
Yeah, I never thought of itwould you ever want to go there?
Never thought about the drakepassage never thought of it I'm
like am I a crazy person forwanting to do it?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
south pacific mediterranean.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Okay, hold on, hold on, Stand by Bubbies.
South Pacific and Mediterraneanare two totally different
places.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah, I know, go from one to the other, go to Mexico,
South Pacific, and then jump ona flight and go to Greece.
All those other places.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
All right, you want to do grammar and guidance Sure.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
All right, you want to do grandma?
Speaker 1 (42:03):
guidance.
Sure, All right.
The first one said I amplanning to take a trip to Los
Angeles with my boyfriend inthree weeks.
Any suggestions on what weshould do?
Slash where we should go Sydneyfrom Maryland.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I can tell you where you shouldn't go?
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Yeah, don't go to Venice or Santa Monica Beaches.
Yeah, also, don't go to Veniceor Santa Monica Beaches.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Also don't go to like the Hollywood Walk of Fame
Cause, that's.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
It's dangerous.
Don't do the Hollywood thing.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
It's scary.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Don't do Santa Monica , Venice or Hollywood Walk of
Fame.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
I mean, you can do like Santa Monica Pier no.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
It's just, people are targeting tourists there.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
I would do Orange County.
If you have a car Orange County, Do Newport Beach.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Or money to do Uber.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Huntington Beach.
I mean, yeah, if you have likethe funds to Uber everywhere,
mm-hmm, I would do Laguna.
Do Orange County beaches.
It's safer, they're cleaner.
So if you stay in LA, do CulverCity, manhattan Beach, long
Beach it's like its own city.
(43:14):
Pasadena as well is cool.
But if you want to do beaches,I would do Orange County beaches
, laguna, newport.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Or, if you want, to do like Malibu Huntington.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah, even Santa Barbara.
Go up to Santa Barbara, takethe train to Santa Barbara.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
It's a cool view.
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
You can do the mountains too.
I mean, it's all a day's trip.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
You go to Big Bear and go to the beach all in the
same day yeah, like that's thelovely part about los angeles is
you can do beach mountains, youyou have like you can be in the
snow in big bear and still getsun at the beach the same day
yeah, all right.
(43:56):
Are you ready for grandmaguidance number two?
All right.
My husband and I are expectingour first child in three months.
We haven't found out the sex ofthe baby because we want want
it to be a surprise.
We have been getting in afriendly argument about what the
baby's name would be, but as weget closer to the date I'm
(44:20):
worried he's not going to agreewith my names.
How would you two settle thisdispute?
Speaker 2 (44:26):
signed katrina um, agree on if it's a girl, you
pick, if it's a boy, he picks ohno you know.
I mean you have to agree onsomething right or draw names.
I mean do you have to agree onsomething right or draw names?
I mean, do you want to pickyour grandparents or his
(44:48):
grandparents?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Hold on, let me ask you this Because, let me state
this for the record you and I,we have not decided whether we
want to have children or not,correct, mm-hmm?
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Okay, have children or not, correct, okay, so, if,
if, if if, if we decide we wantto have children I have the
names picked, okay, and you'recool with that?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
yeah that's us, though.
Okay, I have a verymanipulative thing that I can
say.
That's why I picked it, becauseI was like oof.
I'm like that soundsmanipulative, but it could work
in Katrina's favor.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
You give like a really weird name that you would
be like, yeah, like we shoulddo this, and then you give the
normal name that you want andit's that Like okay, so around
like I don't know, maybe likethe age I was like 15, I said
out loud I wanted to name mydaughter Nestle.
(45:54):
What would you say if I saidthat to you right now?
Speaker 2 (45:58):
If that's what you wanted to pick.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
You would totally go with that.
You would totally go with thename.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
If I said you can pick the name, then what can I
say?
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Okay, so can I pick the name?
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
You're going on record right now.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
I can name the baby whatever I want.
Yeah, you've been very vocalabout what you would want our
child's name to be Okay.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
if it's a boy, at least his middle name has to be
what I want.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
And I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
All right.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
It just can't be as long if it's a boy.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
As long as Robert is in there somewhere, I'm cool.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Okay, I'm down to do Robert as a middle.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Just because I don't want Robert as a first, not
because I think it's a bad name.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Well, my grandfather, my mom's side, Robert.
Eight of the nine brothers hada Robert, so I need a Robert.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
That's my kerfuffle is that at one point, like a
month ago, there was amisunderstanding of what Robert
was talking to your mom.
So I don't want it to be achild that's like lost in the
sauce, basically when it's likewhich Robert is it?
(47:25):
I don't know that one.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, well, I know every single Robert.
And the 200 cousins on my mom'sside.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
I know, you know Again, the possible child I
might have, which is a very bigpossible, because I think if I
have a child I might die.
So this might be a moot point.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Well, if he was born, my size.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
You were born.
How big were you when you wereborn?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
So for the record I was, was it 11 and a half pounds
, 11.7 pounds Either way.
19 and a half inches.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
I feel imminent death .
I just don't see it.
I don't physically see it.
What I would love to do love,love, love.
I would love to adopt a child.
That's my goal in life.
I want to adopt a child.
He was looking at me like Iwould love to adopt a child and
(48:38):
bring him or her, like, into ourfamily.
No, we're not into that.
You're into it, I can see you.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Well, we'll discuss it.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
All right, so now it's time you gotta tell your
gremlin story.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
What, gremlin?
I was never told this.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
You were told this you had several gremlin stories
lined up to discuss.
You were just going to debateon which gremlin story you were
going to talk about.
So which story would you liketo tell?
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Oh Jesus, oh mind you , he is gonna be weird about
talking about what he was underthe influence of me nothing.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Oh okay, wow, so many so many things you were under
the influence of no, just somany gremlin stories.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
I mean see, not really bad I'm a crazy ass
gremlin.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
This guy is a crazy ass, fucking gremlin.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
He, he introduced me to being a fucking gremlin I
guess the one I'm gonna go withis a golf tournament in the late
90s, oh wait wait like late 90s, like what year?
Speaker 1 (50:08):
I don't know 98, 9 oh baby, yeah, I was like five
years old, yeah I was probablylike seven, so this is a wild
wild times that you're talkingabout so it's a golf tournament,
you know.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
So there's dozens and dozens of people that I know,
or?
Speaker 1 (50:32):
who are also seven.
Yeah, yeah, exactly okay.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
So it gets started and it's because of the
tournament.
So every couple holes or fewholes, it's, you know, a group
of girls serving drinks and youknow everybody's getting sauced
drunk.
For those that don't know, Ithink sauce is and known at some
(50:59):
point in the middle of thetournament, so like after six or
seven, eight holes, somebodysays, hey, who wants to roll?
Speaker 1 (51:12):
And you're like me.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
So yeah, our foursome , it's groups of four, so a
foursome is four people playingtogether.
You know, you go off the bestball, whoever hits it the part
of this.
All right, let's go off thatguy's ball are you like a good
golfer?
Sure so that's, no okay no, Ican drive the ball, I just can't
(51:35):
do this.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
I can't do this.
I don't even know what the fuckthat means I can hit the ball
far from the tee.
I just can't make it in thehole always baby.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
So we're drinking and at some point somebody's like,
hey, I got these things.
Who want to roll?
Speaker 1 (51:57):
so I was like what's these things?
Speaker 2 (52:01):
oh, man, you have to have to.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Of course, Of course, honey buddy.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
E-tabs back then.
So we did, and at some point Ihad to pee.
So I go to pee behind this treewhile everybody else is hitting
their balls, and as I'm peeingI'm like, wow, the grass is
getting closer and I'm sinkingand now my legs are covered in
(52:28):
water.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Wait.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
And now my shorts are covered in water Stop.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Are you in actual quicksand?
Speaker 2 (52:35):
Not quicksand, but I was peeing by a tree, grass, mud
, by a lake, so eventually I waswaist deep in this lake.
Anyway, I'm like oh shit.
So I'm trying to get out and Ican't.
I just keep going further.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
And now the water's wait, you're just like walking
within quicksand I'm not walking, I'm peeing and I'm sinking.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
So the person will call, tries to help me, but he
starts sinking himself, buteventually gets out and then
finds a stick and hands it to meand pulls me out.
So yeah maybe we shouldn't haverolled that day.
Yeah, so the rest of the dayI'm I'm in muddy wet, but golf
(53:28):
course, lake water drenchedshorts, shoes and socks I.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
I also feel like that's not like the worst you've
ever been.
Speaker 2 (53:43):
Really.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yes, I mean, look, you've seen me worse.
I feel like that's not yourworst.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Yeah, that was bad.
I mean, you know, it was a golftournament, so there's a dinner
.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
So there's people like watching.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
No, yeah, after the tournament there's a dinner.
People like watching.
No, yeah, after the tournamentthere's the dinner.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
there's awards given out there's this and that.
Speaker 2 (54:11):
So yeah, this say it was two in the afternoon.
We were there till like nineo'clock at night that sounds
like a saw trap.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
This is terrible.
Okay, is that your worst drunkhigh experience?
Probably really that's yourworst I would yeah, okay what
would be a saw trap for you?
I don't know like being soberand like a group of brand new
(54:39):
people.
Would that be a saw trap?
Because that sounds terrible tome.
I always hate to be new peopleyeah, I don't like newbies all
right, my love.
Would you like to give yoursocials out for the podcast, or
no?
uh, yeah, negative all right,he's private dude.
(55:02):
The fact that I got him on hereon this podcast is absolutely
wild.
I use it as like kind of abirthday present, so I'll take
what I can get, but I will planon whoring him out on TikTok and
the podcast Eventually.
He's looking at me like I'mcrazy, but it will happen.
(55:26):
You can follow myself and thepod at emilytogremilypod on
Instagram and TikTok and you canemail me your gremlin stories
or gremlin guidance atemilytogremilypod at gmailcom.
And yeah, that's what we'redoing today, baby Right.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
Yes, that's it.
Follow her, emily Togramily.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
Follow, like, share, subscribe, rate five stars, do
everything.
That's what we're going to do,and I'm tired.
It's my birthday, let's go.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Woo-hoo go birthday celebration.
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