April 7, 2025 • 55 mins
Call Me By Your Game
a nostalgic video game podcast
We mash genres. We pitch games. You question our sanity.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, you can't reach the button.
Is this Tiny T-Rex or?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
what the fuck?
Remember that from Meet theRobinsons?
Yeah yeah, my head's so big andmy arms are so strong.
He's like trying to grab thekey and his hand's up against
the wall.
He's like Hello, hello andwelcome to Entertain this.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You can do the intro Mitch, but you're going to have
to do the social media still.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That's not fair.
Aside from not being fair, thisis a podcast about movies, tv
shows and video games, and we'retalking in 1950s radio
announcer voices.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, you are Slow it down it down daisy, all right.
Social media hate it easy.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
you can entertain this podcastcom an x and twitter
thank you or uh.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Instagram is entertain this underscore that's
probably the best you've done,cause.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I almost messed it up too, cause I was.
I was saying I was likeentertain, not dot this,
entertain this underscore Forthose of you who still listen to
the show.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
it's late at night.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I don't know how y'all find us on social media,
but what you do, we havefollowers.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Here we are.
You find it in the flyers.
You find it in the flyers.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Last episode we covered our top ten movie quotes
.
Or well, me and Hayden's topten movie quotes.
Hayden's, mitch's, mayden's,mayden's, the Mayden's they're
not the only one I know, right,that's the first time I got
tongues was in a while.
Mitch is top ten moviemonologues.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, he got the homework assignment which were
Took it and ran.
He did.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I wrote essays for my one sentence.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, you have to write one paragraph.
Mitch Rodate, they were veryinspirational Overachievers.
Hayden's were pretty niche, Iwould say into more of his
favorite categories, especiallycontemplative and
self-reflective.
Yeah, I like that stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I had long ones for the last episode.
Wait till you hear the firstone.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I guess mine were probably more pop culture-y and
stuff that was really, I guess,stuff that was in the lexicon of
Americana More simple PunchyGood.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
You know which I think combined?
Talk to me Goose.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It was great.
All right, but now we're at theworst.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
the worst, this is where we get off the rails.
This is where it goes downhilland I have a feeling that some
of yours, uh, you're gonna likecontradict each other and be
like, wow, that's a great line,probably, uh, but we'll, we'll
kick it off with a uh, a generaluh, I think across the room, so
to speak, so this is probablywhat everybody agrees is a bad
(02:45):
one.
I think across the room, so tospeak, so this is probably what
everybody agrees is a bad one.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I did not hit her.
It's not true, it's both.
I did not hit her, I did not.
Oh hi Mark, oh hi Mark.
That was when Hayden said theworst ones.
I was like every effing linefrom the room.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I was just like all right, picked the, I picked the
obvious one.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh and time out real quick.
We can't have hot sauce becauseof what they said in their
quotes just throwing that outthere or none of us unless we
can find tommy was first gettommy was mailing address, we're
gonna find it.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
We're mailing him that you swore in a movie from
the 90s on our show he probablyasked to be on the.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
We didn't let tommy wasabi in our pocket, no I would
just to see what happens.
No, this is a quality show no,can't pronounce his last name,
all right.
Well, tom, why is that a badline?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Because that movie sucks.
Everything about that movie isterrible.
That is the deranged makings ofa lunatic who somehow conned
his way into getting a movie.
Yeah, it's a.
The only thing that'simpressive about that movie is
the fact it was made.
That's it.
Neil Breen is a better directorand actor.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
no, yes, no, yes, for the great quote of I can't
believe you killed yourself inthat tone you know he's still I
from I, what's the movie, uh,where they made a mock like a
mockumentary or not amockumentary.
It was like a, the retelling ofhow the room got made.
Um, anyways, the disasterartist, that's what.
(04:28):
The hallway james franco, yeah,they talked about how, like, he
still like has a theatricalrelease of the room, like once a
year, just in case you can getin the oscars with so yeah like
it ain't happening so you getthe razzies yeah he got I I
don't know he swept.
(04:52):
I've never been able to make itthrough the whole movie, but you
watch like bits and pieces ofit.
It's just so, like individualtakes, like reels or whatever.
You just so I'm heavilyconfident.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
What, what year is that movie?
From?
1981, 1981.
Probably, or something like1990.
Pauly Shore at that time with acamcorder and 30 bucks.
I'm pretty sure probably couldhave did a better movie, pauly.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Shore is awesome.
I don't know what you'retalking about.
I mean it at least used to be.
I don't know about now, today.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Well, we definitely have the wide range of film
fanatics here.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Now we got the room out of the way.
I'm a weasel, all right now wecan start.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Ah, dimitch is number one, here we go enough is
enough.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on
this monday to friday.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yes, you did the sci-fi channel once because you
watched the movie and it'ssamuel jackson saying the mf,
the mf, but the sci-fi channelversion.
I'm sick and tired of thesemonkey flipping snakes on this
monday through friday.
Playing is infinitely better.
If he said that in the realmovie I would have it would have
(05:56):
been amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I I, so I think you originally wanted the mfr one I
didn't care which one, it didn'tmatter either one was bad.
Well, I found the uh, thesci-fi one.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I was like better because you can play the whole
thing.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, that is.
That is peak cinema.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I'll be honest, I've never seen snakes I haven't
either no, that's just like it'sreally bad.
But like the the that line,though, it's like a novelty,
like like pride and prejudiceand zombies, like you don't need
to know what's going on in thelate 2000s and into the early
2010s.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
The sci-fi channel was gold because you'd get these
movies that were theatricalmovies, that had profanity and
stuff that happened to it, andthen you would wait to watch the
sci-fi version to see what theedit was, because it was gonna
be better.
Yeah, that.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
He loved his job.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
The best.
There's this one and a sidebar.
The greatest one is Dracula3000, where Coolio is the
vampire.
He gets stabbed with the stakeBecause in the movie he goes on
F.
He says on F word believable ashe dies, but the sci-fi it is
on and it cuts to him likealready, on the ground goes
(07:06):
believable, all right.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
So for this one, I'll tell you it's from one of the
transformers movies.
All right, believe it what isit?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
the wiki?
No, that was better than that.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
So I watched, uh, the first one and everybody was
like transformers.
It's an amazing movie I watchedit and I was like this is a
dumb movie.
It is.
And so, like you know, allthese freaking Transformers
movies came out and there wasone available and I was like, no
, I'll check in, they're stillcranking them out.
They've got to be doingsomething right.
So I watched this one and I waslike, nah, it's still terrible.
(07:40):
It's still terrible, it's awful.
And here's a quintessentialline from this movie I'm like a
fat ballerina.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I don't know who that is.
I can't believe you got Mitchin his morning routine.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
He spins in the bathroom.
I'm a ballerina.
I'm pretty sure it's JohnGoodman.
That is John Goodman, Okay yeah, is that really?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, he plays like.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Bloodhound yeah, he's like.
Isn't he like a Mountain Dewtruck or something like that?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I don't know it's so stupid.
Monster Energy, no, his namewould be like the Kyle Machine.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Like the idea of these.
Characters are so dumb to beginwith and then you give them
lines, but they should all belike Bumblebee they just can't
speak.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
So it's just.
I don't know, they are good,mindless things, just if you
just want to watch action now asfar as story, yeah, the special
effects, like I rememberwatching a documentary on like
special effects where they'regoing and they talked about um
transformers, the like to renderoptimus prime.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Transforming was like petabytes, like we hit.
We hit go on a computer anddidn't see it for three months.
I was like cool, if that's yourtechnological marvel, that's
what you think gets butts inseats.
I guess it works because peopleare like wow.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Well, I mean, it is impressive.
It was impressive when it cameout.
Well, because you actually seeparts moving, I suppose, yeah, a
jumble of metal yeah, it wasn'tlike they did like a cutaway or
something, or like you see ashadow and like the shadow moves
.
Yeah, like they would do withlike animorphs.
Yeah, because they couldn'tafford to do.
Still a great show.
Still a great show alright,it's Tom's.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Who are you?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
here we go.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I'm Rey.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Rey, who Rey Skywalker?
Your Honor, I object.
Liar, liar, liar.
I didn't sound like David.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
The J Jonah Jameson Awesome Perfect, because it's so
stupid.
You're not a Skywalker, right,you're a Palpatine.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I agree, she was trained by luke skywalker, so
what for like the three daysthat they were together.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
That was grogu.
He doesn't go around going.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'm grogu skywalker that would be like us taking the
last names of some people thatwe trained under yeah, she was
proud of her training.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Okay, I'm trying to defend the movie here I just got
some slack.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Proud of her training .
She had like an 80s montage,yeah, and it wasn't even that
good.
It wasn't even an 80s montage,it was a 90s montage, not nearly
as good as the 80s.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Well, it's better than being Ray Palpatine, I
guess.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Oh, one of the most richest, most powerful people
ever, man the horror.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Bring honor back to the name maybe?
Yeah Well, tom would definitelybe a Sith.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I would I probably went to.
I would just like a shootlightning out of my hands.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I, I, uh what's called?
Uh, I would not envy, uh.
I sympathize with Darth Vadersaying you do.
Huh yeah, Kill the younglingsyou know, let's be honest, if it
was between my wife or you guys, I'd kill you both just saying
well, you know, he's got to savehis wife he's got space
(10:53):
dementia
Speaker 3 (10:55):
alright, anyway, mitch's number two, here we go,
come back, that's not mine.
Oh congratulations, tom, he'sgoing again.
Come back, that's not mine,come back, that's his.
Oh Congratulations, tom, he'sgoing again.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
That's a tank.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I'll never let go, I promise.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Pushes his bobbing body underwater.
The bubbles are still coming up.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I'm not dead yet.
I feel happy.
You'd be stoned dead in amoment.
That's not the quote I'd put onthe list.
The quote is when she gets ontothe piece of wood at the door
and she's like there's notenough room, it's like, yeah,
there is Mythbusters proved it.
It's like it is wood.
It would support the two of you.
It's 1990s, leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
He weighs 138 pounds oh wait, this was mitch's.
I can see the statue of libertyalready.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's so stupid.
He's like standing at the frontwith his arm tucked.
So we just both picked quotesfrom Titanic.
Yes, we did.
And girls were just like.
You guys don't even know, youguys don't even have emotions.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I mean, the Titanic is a good movie, but there's
some lines that are just likeLook, james Cameron's not known
for his quality of writing.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Okay, no, unobtainium , I'm just going to leave it at
that.
Yeah, unobtainium.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
But that is probably the most believable thing,
because that's exactly what wewould have called it.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
What unobtainium yeah ?
Oh, okay yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, it would have been that, or something
obnoxiously difficult to say inLatin.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I would have called it Hadeum.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Hadeum, hadeum, yeah, hadeum Mitchium Tumium.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
So you've got me confused now, because the last
one you had them in the orderthat I had them, and this one
you've got them bouncing around.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
So I'm trying to figure it out.
It doesn't matter, they're allbad.
Bad, it was a hasty.
Yeah, all right, it was a hastyedit.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
All right, what's your next?
Uh, mine is that I didn't justpull up hey, you guys.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, that's a great line.
That is a great line that thatdeserves better props you're
coming home with me now allright, here we go.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
What other way is that?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
it's a pressure valve won't open unless there's
tremendous pressure.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Let me play it again.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Pressure valve won't open unless there's tremendous
pressure.
Is that?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Kurt Russell, that's Kurt.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Russell from the movie Poseidon.
They're trying to square peg acircle hole.
This is how a pressure valveworks, unless there's pressure.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
We're simplifying that there.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
What exactly goes into a garbage truck, I don't
know, you know, like maybeGarbage Trash.
There's such a dumb line.
What movie is that fromPoseidon Ship?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
turns upside down.
Is that the remake?
Was it a remake Because therewas the Poseidon Adventure and
and that was in like the 70s?
Yeah, this is With Gene Hackman.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
This was like late 90s, early 2000s.
No way I didn't know that, GeneHackman.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
All right well, but who knew?
Pressure controls, pressurevalves.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Isn't that crazy Wild , the more you know the only way
to open it more pressure.
All right, next from tom wasthe titanic room.
On the door I would pick foryou, because you said uh, you
said something else, so, but Iwon't that one.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
You said something else, but this is what you got,
yeah I can't be bothered to dothat one.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
You said like the door bit and I was like no, I
said, there's not enough roomjack well, I sift through all
these YouTube videos and they'reall like 12 minutes long and I
was like I can't be bothered toedit.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Great quotes by Hayden.
I couldn't be bothered Be happyI had anything.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I just go to live by it.
I can't be bothered.
I can't be bothered.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
All right, so I'll move on to Tom's next one.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Okay greetings, my friend.
We are all interested in thefuture, for that is where you
and I are going to spend therest of our lives and remember
my friend.
Future events such as thesewill affect you in the future
(15:19):
future events will affect you inthe future.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
What is is that from, that's, from Plan 9, from Outer
Space.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
That's like some kid.
It's a bad movie.
It is a horrible, horriblemovie.
Writing a paper about thefuture.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah, in the future, your future self will be in the
future.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Say future one more time, please, future.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Future.
I will in the future Future.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Future.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
It's just so freaking stupid.
We made you watch that for thepodcast.
Yes, you did, as a punishment.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, I had to watch it as a punishment.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I think I recall you said it was a great movie.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Oh yeah, I remember sitting on the couch, either A
rocking back and forth becauseit just hurt, or it was so funny
I was almost out of breath.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
As sad as Bela Lugosi's last movie.
He just propped his corpse up.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
He was dead in the film.
They retained the rights to hiscorpse for six months.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
That's his legacy.
Was it an Ed Wood film?
I think it was yes.
So like yeah, they just made astory work.
They didn't care.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
It was like they were filming eight movies
simultaneously and they lostfunding for all of them and they
were just like you have to putone thing out.
And they were like, all right,well, what do we?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
got.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
How far did you get?
I got like eight hours of amovie.
I got four minutes of a movie.
I got seven minutes of a moviemovie.
Yeah, they were like all right,they just started editing and
just went here.
We go make it work in thefuture.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
These would be your problems in the future it's like
the, the guy who did all hisvideo game movies before.
It was cool to do video gamemovies and they were terrible,
um, like resident evil and allthat.
Oh yeah yeah, they were justlike you knew there were going
to be awful movies and somehowthere was a market for it.
People were watching it.
(17:03):
That was ed ed wood back in theday in the 1950s.
All right, mitch, this is yournext one.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I love you, you complete me is that from jerry
mcguire I couldn't remember whatmovie it was from, I just
remember that line.
I'm like, oh like he's mad,like I hate you.
Oh no, because he's like crying.
It's like you complete.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
God, be a man that's what he told, uh, nicole kidman
yeah, it's tom cruise, tomCruise, intensity, the cruzity,
I mean I get like first off,like the running in the rain
romance lines that are inrom-coms.
They're all kind of goofybecause they're trying to be
original they can't because it'sthe same thing over and over
(17:53):
again, but that's a weird takeon it.
Yeah, how exactly you know, doyou complete?
This is mine, wasn't the personstanding next?
Speaker 4 (18:06):
to me in the veil, can you?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
hear.
I couldn't know, I just heardthunder.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
That's pretty much how the movie goes.
Oh, so, like again a rom-com.
Uh, she's, I think.
She runs to him in the and, uh,you know, professes her love to
him.
It's um, what movie is this?
Four weddings and a funeral,okay, and it's got a hue jackman
.
No, the other British, hugh,hugh Mann, no, oh, hugh Grant,
(18:44):
hugh Grant, yeah, yeah he's fromnine months in that movie too.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I don't know he was in that newer heretic movie as
well, wasn't he?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
well, he was in the Dungeons and Dragons movie.
Yeah, he was, yeah, yeah, sameguy.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
And then what's the Christmas movie?
Uh, which one?
The one where you have.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
What's the Christmas movie?
Which one?
The one where you have theensemble cast with Alan Rickman,
liam Neeson, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Oh, you had to ask me .
Yeah, I know what you'retalking about.
It's got, sir Bill Nye.
Rick Grimes is in it, bill.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Nye is in it.
Love Actually, love Actually.
That's the movie.
It's a good movie.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Anyway, so she runs to him.
It's a girl from Groundhog'sDay, opposite of Bill Murray.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Okay, I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
And she professes her love and he's like they're
trying to have a conversation.
The storm is blaring and hecan't understand what's going on
and he says, like I can'tbelieve you came here to talk to
me in the rain and she's likeher eyes are like blinking
because it's raining.
Is it raining?
I didn't notice?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
It's like oh my God, she's an idiot.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
It's just a weird goofy line.
Obviously, four Weddings and aFuneral didn't do really well.
Can't imagine why.
So moving on to Tom's next onewe have.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Anakin, I have failed you.
I should have known the Jediwere plotting to take over.
It's just bad, Anakin.
Chancellor Palpatine is evil.
From my point of view, the Jediare evil.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
That's just such bad writing.
I didn't feel like that partwas that bad.
I do Because.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I feel like the part where he's like he killed
younglings.
That's the bad part.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
I mean Obi-Wan could have been like he killed kids,
little kids, they're calledyounglings, yeah, I know, small
children's.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
So I mean, I get it, he's gone to the dark side and
whatever.
Yeah so, but why is it?
Why?
The jedi evil, from his pointof view, what there isn't.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
It's just what he says that's why it's stupid,
because because that's why it'sbad writing.
I mean, obviously he's beenbrainwashed, but he kind of just
gives into it well, becausethey're.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
He wants to try and stop, because he knows she's
gonna die.
He wants to stop it and theyrefuse to help him find a way to
stop it.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
But ultimately she dies because of all of his
actions.
Had he not done any of thatcrap, she would have been fine,
but he didn't know that and noone was willing to explain it to
him.
Also, another stupid partthat's not featured is she's
losing the will to live.
It's like it is the damn future, Like you are a floating robot
that is sentient.
What do you mean?
(21:24):
She's losing the will to live.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
She needs a will transplant.
Somebody bring the will.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Inject her.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Bring the machine that goes bing and fix it.
Damn it, it's so stupid.
Tom didn't want her to die.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Neither would I.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I mean all right.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
What do you think Anakin was trying to do?
You know what I'm saying?
He was choking her.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
A little wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
She forgot the safety word.
She was supposed to say allright, Midichlorians,
midichlorians.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
That's a great safety word.
All right, mitch's next one,here we go.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
They're eating her and then they're going to eat me
.
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Thank you for including this.
Everybody knows this, becauseit's that goofy white guy in
glasses going.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Oh my, God Trolls 2 that y'all punished me and made
me watch.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
That's right, you also thought that movie was
amazing.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Oh yeah, it was great .
The whole like softcore pornwhere she's like got popcorn and
eating corn while she's tryingto seduce him.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
It was horrible, it was bad.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
I do want to know the director's notes for why he
wanted him to hold, oh my God,for so long, just like be like
just give it, like everythingyou got, Give it.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, oh my God, Now you said it too fast, Just drag
it out, Drag it out.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
They're eating her.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Then they're going to eat me In Trolls 2, so there's
a Trolls 1, apparently.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah then there's Trolls 3, back to the hood.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Okay, that's Leprechaun.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
That is Leprechaun.
Yeah, alright, never mind.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
There is a Trolls 3.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I forgot, there is a.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Trolls 3.
But Trolls 1 and Trolls 2 arenothing alike.
Whatever, this one has somelady that's like wannabe poison
ivy that brings the trolls.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
It was weird, they make green stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
They turn the people into the plants and then they
eat them, and then they're goingto eat me.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Here's my next one.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Where you going.
It's turkey time.
Gobble, gobble, huh, huh.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Gobble, gobble.
What, what, what.
Like he's confused, like he'scaught in the matrix, like what,
what was this from, gilly, orwhatever.
Oh yeah, I've never seen thatmovie.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Oh man, I watched the video, the clips, uh yeah, even
Ben Affleck's like what, what?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Like he forgot he was in a movie and he was acting.
He's like what Turkeys, whatGobble, gobble, what?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Their bed game is not on the same level.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
That's for sure.
Remind me to say gobble, gobbleto Rachel.
Yeah, see how well that works,same level, oh man, remind me to
say gobble, gobble to Rachelyeah, see how well that works
for her.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Hey, babe.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Gobble, gobble.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Oh man, be funny as you win.
It's turkey time, get out, getout, it's just.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Or the sound a lightsaber makes when it gets
deactivated.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Just suck it back in All right, this is Tom's.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
We're almost done with the Star Wars I have
another one, yeah, I do too.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Somehow Palpatine returned.
Yeah, that was mine too.
Somehow Palpatine, somehow.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Palpatine returned.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, that was mine too.
Somehow Palpatine.
Like that is all we get issomehow, somehow is one word,
somehow Palpatine returned.
We get three words.
Three words to describe themost evil, powerful Sith Lord in
all these films.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
There was like seven writers involved in this movie,
All right.
One of them was tasked withcoming up with the backstory of
how Palpatine came back.
He woke up and was like whatday is it what?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
do?
We got Somehow.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Palpatine came back.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
We're behind schedule .
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Somehow Palpatine returned.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
You can look at the film and figure out what
happened better than the waythat they described it.
Well even.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Oscar Isaac.
He can't save that line, he'sjust like.
Somehow Palpatine returned.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Whatever, and he's a serviceable actor.
I'm not going to call him agreat, great actor.
I think he's fine, I think he'sa very serviceable, I think
he's a good actor.
Such a dumb line.
That's such a good line Thanwhat we actually got.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
All right, mitch's next one Batman.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Tonight's forecast.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
A freeze is coming, that's just awesome.
It's Arnold, it doesn't matter,you can say anything stupid.
Arnold can do and say whateverthat man wants.
He didn't speak english.
He's like I'm going to americaand I'm going to be a big actor.
And they're like no, you can't.
And he goes and what does he do?
He starts being in movies, hestarts learning english.
(26:51):
He's like you know what?
I'm gonna be a big action star?
Like no, you're not.
And then he does it.
You know, I'm gonna marry akennedy.
No, you can't, you're justarnold, he goes well, I'm gonna
do.
You can't, you're just Arnold,he goes well, I'm going to do it
.
Hey, you can't be governor.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Watch me.
I just can't believe they hadhim do so many one-liners that
were such puns and thenconvinced him to wear that suit.
He has it.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, I know.
He kept it because he looksawesome in that suit no, no, he
doesn't make it any better.
He is the best part of thatmovie.
No that is so stupid, youcannot change my mind Arnold is
the best part of that entirefilm.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Well, you can be wrong all you want.
That's stupid.
I do feel like whenever Time toget cool, I do feel like
whenever Trump says somethingstupid, he thinks he's saying it
like how Arnold would say it,like commanding presence and you
(27:42):
can kind of eyes age that's astupid dude.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
It's awesome.
It's arnold.
Arnold gets a pass foreverything.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Well, there you go.
There's a diversion amongst ourarnold cannot have bad lines,
all right, speaking, it's notpossible.
Speaking your honor, I haveerroneous which button's the
erroneous?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
okay, that's the erroneous.
Remember this one.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, all right, here's some quality cinema.
Oh, what is this movie?
Silent Night, deadly Night,part 2.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
It's Garbage.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Day the way he like.
So this guy's just likecarrying a trash can out to his
curb and the dude running aroundwith a gun sees him and he's
like Garbage Day.
He's like blinking like amaniac.
The guy's like what?
And he just blasts him.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
That was one of his punishments.
There was a part one, but wenever let him watch that.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
We let him go right to part two so he could be more
confused.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
I wish this movie made no sense.
That bit was hilarious.
It just stuck out as stupid asit could be Garbage day.
He's got some sort of childhoodtrauma with garbage.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
My dad was killed in a freak garbage accident All
right Down to Tom's.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Do you enjoy pain?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Pain don't hurt yes, it does.
That's the whole point of pain.
Pain don't hurt yes, it does.
That's the whole point of pain.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Pain hurts.
He's such a man though.
He's such a manly man he canfight off bikers and stuff.
What was that from Roadhouse oh?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
okay, that's the one bad line in Roadhouse Pain don't
hurt.
That is worse than I used to Fguys like you in prison.
Yeah, that was pretty badBefore Patrick Swayze does a
secret move and rips the guy'sthroat out.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
There was a couple of lines in that movie where
you're just like, okay, come on.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, there's a couple of lines in it.
Roadhouse is an awesome movie.
I will never say it's not good.
That's just kind of one linewhere it's like we could have
probably did better just cut thewhole line out, maybe?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
yeah, all right.
Uh, mitch is.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
You just said pain doesn't bother me, I'll be also
just a girl standing in front ofa boy naked asking him to love
her.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Your version would have been better Naked.
I just found that whole thingstupid.
What was this from Notting?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Hill, he's got a lot of rom-coms, Mitch yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Well, it's just.
I mean, I've never actuallyseen the full movie.
I just know that I've seen thisquote all the time and I can't
stand it.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
It's so stupid.
I'm just a girl.
Is that where the song comesfrom?
Just a small town girl.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
It's just like just a girl.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Do you think girls rehearse Like all right, we're
going to have a really intenseconversation?
They just come up with thesedumb lines.
They wave.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I'm just a girl.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Wait to throw that line out there.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yes, I know that you are just a girl.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
That's why I'm interested, he's like no, no, no
, no, I got to finish.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Standing in front of a boy, though.
Yes, I know that I am also aboy.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Did you think I didn't?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
know, asking him to love him, nah no.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Not when you put it like that.
I'm having to explain.
Did you get held back?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
All right, that was Mitch's, so mine is.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Oh man, oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man, oh God, oh
man.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Oh God, oh man, oh God.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Am I listening to a guy?
Climax and boom goes thedynamite.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
It's from a movie called Tough Guys Don't Dance.
Oh okay, I thought it was froma porno yeah.
I don't remember the bit, buthe gets a letter and he reads it
.
It's apparently very upsetting.
That's all he could think tosay at that time.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
It's setting.
That's all he could think tosay at that time.
Oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man.
It's every day when I find outit's overtime day jesus, we
could have wrote somethingbetter than that I mean come on,
we reviewed a ton of bad movies.
We know we could do a lotbetter than something.
It's wild that they wrote thatand thought yeah, that's fine
we'll take it.
It's's all good, good enough,good enough, all right, here is
Hams.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I bid $50,000 for Poison Ivy $100,000.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
And I bid $500,000.
$1 million, $2 million youdon't have it.
$3 million, million I'll borrowit from you.
Four million, five million, asa utility belt, not a money belt
.
Six million seven million.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Never leave the cave without it.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, that's where george clooney pulls out the bat
card.
He's spread batman like visacard.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
It's like never leave the cave without it and I hope
his belt really does go when hedoes it's so stupid that I mean
this movie's not good at all.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
But that was like come on, you think, when they
were making this movie, likewhat's next bat money?
they just got so lost in the thebatman's stupidity they're just
like whatever you got, and it'sso wild because we had 89, the
one with, uh, christopher walkenand danny devito with the
timber the first two with timburton and batman returns and uh
(33:27):
, michael keaton, yeah, and thenthat the slide was batman
forever, was batman forever withval kilmer, yeah, like that was
kind of like they tried butthey just did not care, yeah,
and they were just like, screwit, we're just gonna be like
adam west campy, and then, yeah,and then batman and robin.
It was like I wish there was asound of a helmet hitting
(33:48):
something, just clink, becausethat's what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
It's like it's like, yeah, I remember seeing that as
a kid and I was like thismovie's really bad yeah, I
remember even as a kid I waslike this is not good.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, I don't care for this I was like, like I've
read comic stuff and I alwayslike bane and I was like this is
not bane.
I was so disappointed.
It's just just a gorilla manwith a mask who played bait in
that one.
Some wrestler that they sayprofessional wrestler, but I've
never heard of him so I don'tknow who it was.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
He couldn't even be a good wrestler.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
No, he was a pro wrestler in Ukraine.
He was on WWF.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I've never heard of him.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
All right, this is Mitch's next one.
Somehow Palpatine returned.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Elonious.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
So on the same wavelength with that one, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, no sense in rehashing.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
We've already covered .
I mean, you need to talkamongst yourselves when I pull
the next one.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Crap, crap, crap.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Why did you not like that line?
Because, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Because it's limp-wristed, it's lazy writing,
it's not good.
Star wars had gravitas at onepoint yeah, it was you know and
I get somehow palpatine returned.
When also in star wars isobi-wan handing luke, bader's
lightsaber goes this is yourfather's license.
Like this is a weapon of a jediknight, not as clumsy or as
(35:16):
random as a blaster.
It's like it's a more civilizedweapon, more you know civilized
age.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I'll be honest, the newer movies.
I mean, they handed him hislightsaber and he just throws it
.
Yeah, like come on.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
That was stupid.
And then the OG is just likefor over a thousand generations
the Jedi.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
I'm happy to know that there is an explanation to
how Palpatine returned, but it'sin the book that the movie that
is based off the movie.
So if you want to, I didn't goto the movie to read.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
I didn't go to the theater.
I'm sure watch a film and read.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I'm sure that book is selling like gangbusters.
All right, here's my next one.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
What is?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
that.
What is that?
What is it?
Oh, what is that?
What is that?
What is it?
Oh no, not the bees.
Not the bees.
They're in my eyes I like.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
I like how they just gave nicholas cage direction,
like, look, bees are going to becg.
Just make noises like you wouldthink bees would be, it's just
not to be.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
It's so wild that that's one of the best horror
films, that it's lampooning orit's ripping the wicker man.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
It's trying to reboot it or something, isn't it yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
because you had the wicker man with Christopher Lee
plays the bad guy.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
I think Somerset's the guy's name yeah, the villain
who's the bad guy.
I think Somerset's the guy'sname.
Yeah, the villain who's themain guy.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Was it Donald Sutherland?
That wasn't him, was it?
No?
I can't remember the actor thatplays the police sergeant that
goes to investigate it, but it'svery like it's a creepy.
The original Wicker man is acreepy movie.
Yeah, like they really deep,like they hit you over the head
with psychological and suspense.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
They need to, they need to uh.
And then we get Nick cage.
Yeah, they need to give it awide berth.
It's, you know, 20 some oddyears, I think it's been about
there.
They could try.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
No, they really just he just needs to lean into the
national treasure thing.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Come back with that.
They're not going to make itanymore.
I guarantee you.
Yes, If they do, it'll berebooted.
You know with new characterssome way down the road and I
want Sean.
Bean and he can't die.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
No, I want him to be in all of them in some way, but
he cannot be killed in any ofthem All right, this is Tom's.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by
lightning.
Same thing that happens toeverything else.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Are you sure, Tom?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah, it's just, it's not good.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
I remember watching that as a kid and I was like oh,
something different happenswhen a toe gets struck by luck.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
I'll wait for this epic line.
It just doesn't happen.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
She says safety, I was like why'd you ask?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I mean then why did you ask woman?
Damn it, halle Berry.
How dare you be hot.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
And stupid at the same time.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
How dare you be one of the hottest women of all time
?
Yeah, I really feel like hercharacter in X1 is not great.
No, it's not great.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Well, Storm is an interesting character.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Because even when she comes, it really was like she
was getting a paycheck.
Because she comes in the room,she's like Senator's dead?
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Yeah, just bland.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Meh.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Sad.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
I don't know what I'm acting to, but in X2 and 3 and
Days of Future Past and all therest of it she starts going up.
We get good actress Halle Berrynot getting a paycheck, Halle
Berry.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Maybe she didn't think that those comic book
silly movies were going to comeout.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
No, she was too busy, worried about Catwoman.
She was training for Catwoman.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
That worked out for her, didn't it?
All right, speaking of X-Men,that movie sucks.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Here's my hint.
Same franchise.
Oh yeah, I'm the Gemini.
Eat the crusade.
He tells that to what is it?
Elliot Page, yeah, ellen Page,yeah To Kitty Pryde where she
goes to run through the wall,and he says it like eight times
throughout the movie yeah, it'sso stupid.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I mean, that's so.
That was a crash and burnmoment.
So bad that the guy that playedvinnie jones yeah, they wanted
him to come back for wolverineand he was like, no, no, that's
fair point he's not actuallythat bad of an actor like.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
He nails his niche parts really really well well,
the whole especially.
It's like the soccer hooligan.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
The whole line is just like out of nowhere, like
it didn't.
Doesn't fit the tone no, it'slike they just put it in there
just to get the rating a littlehigher.
It's, yeah, it's it's not great.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
It's not great yeah, the last day I remember, like
because x2 was amazing.
It was a great movie, a greatsequel yeah and I was really
excited about the third one,like oh, how are they going to
bring back professor x and allthis other stuff?
you know well he does yeah, hedoesn't oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
, yeah and then and uh, but theyjust did it so stupid, like the
(40:15):
way they killed him off.
It was like Spider-Man 3.
They had too much going on.
Too many villains, the Phoenixarc and all this other crap Die.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Die.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
The X-Men movies.
That trilogy really does notget the credit it deserves.
Those movies are above a five.
Okay, I'd say they're aboveaverage.
Hang on, each one of them is anabove average film.
I call them three speed bad.
(40:49):
The first one I mean the firstone has great moments.
It sets up, especially likewhere he sets off the metal
detector.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
And then he, like, slices it and Cyclops just looks
at it.
But he looks at the claws andretracts two to give him the
middle finger.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
And Cyclops goes, and then later there's just like
wait, how do we know you're thereal Wolverine?
He just goes, you're a dick,and he's like, all right, he
just puts his hand down real one, like there was so much about
those movies that's done really,really well.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
What's what's sad about it?
Because like those, I likethose.
Um, yeah, that them andspider-man were pretty much my
introduction to comic bookbecause those were the cartoons
we had in the 90s.
We had the x-men cartoon and wehad spider-man and then to see
this, the spider-man just likedrop off and then x-men kind of
get like corpse carried through.
Whatever the reboot was, thatwas just rough to watch.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
So well, I like some of the reboot ones.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Now they do, I really think you know here and there,
but michael fassbender asmagneto was fantastic, was it?
Speaker 3 (41:49):
origins?
Was that the one?
The origins was bad, that's theone, wolverine?
Speaker 2 (41:53):
yeah, what's the one?
Speaker 1 (41:54):
but you got leave schreiber saber tooth and that
was awesome.
That was awesome.
It was first class, right?
Yeah, first class.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
That was a good one.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
I'll give you that Because he's on like a revenge
tour.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Yeah, everything beyond that was pretty awful.
I like the Days of Future Pastwhere Wolverine where they make
the sentinels and all that stuff, vader.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Dink Peter.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Lynch.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
It's like looking in a mirror, only not.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
Can you guess the movie?
Play it again.
I know it's John Travolta thatis.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
John.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Travolta.
Oh face off Face off.
There you go.
So this is John Travolta tryingto act like Nicolas Cage.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Nicolas Cage.
Yeah, what movie am I thinkingof?
Broken Arrow, broken Arrow,broken Arrow.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
All right.
The problem is John Travoltaand Nicolas Cage are both kind
of like yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Trying to be Nicolas Cage.
They're both like.
Nobody can just be Nicolas Cageyou are.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
They can't act any different than what they are.
You got wild and crazy NicolasCage and then, like smarmy, john
Travolta.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Or he's walking the.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Saturday Night Fever, you know.
So he's walking the.
You know saturday night fever.
So watching them try and beeach other, it's, it's painful
to watch, it's not good, but Iactually really it's like a
guilty pleasure I love thatmovie.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
That's like some of the best acting you see of
people pretending to be otherpeople and nailing.
It is in harry potter and thechamber of secrets who, where
they take the polyjuice potion,and the two slithering kids have
when they take the Polyjuicepotion, oh yeah.
And the two Slytherin kids haveto act like Ron and Harry, yeah
, but with like their voiceslike mixed into it and it's like
damn, like you guys are reallydoing good at that.
(43:26):
Yeah, like I believe, like thisis happening.
What's her name?
And then, yeah, emma Watsonhaving to pretend Emma Watson,
having to pretend Emma Watsondoing an impression of Helena
Bottom Corner doing animpression of Hermione.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
It was like inception of impressions.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
It was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
Alright, so I think we're done with Toms.
Oh wait, no, there's one more.
But wait, there's more.
There's one more.
I don't remember what it is.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
What's the matter with you, Rockout?
This is insane.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
You lost your mind.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
He's got space dementia.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
What is that?
What is that?
What's space dementia?
He just discovered it.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
It's like a Star Trek MacGuffin Whatever, just put
space in front of it.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Space something Dementia?
It's like that's not whatdementia is.
He doesn't front of it.
Space something Dementia.
It's like that's not whatdementia is.
He doesn't suddenly get it.
It's space dementia.
It's like that is just made upnonsense.
Let me Google it.
But this is also the moviewhere Ben Affleck asked Michael
Bay wouldn't it be easier justto train the astronauts with his
drilling equipment?
And Michael Bay literally justturns and looks at Ben Affleck
(44:35):
and goes, how about you shut theup?
And he's like got it All right.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Space.
Dementia does not exist.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Yeah, it's just made up, nonsense.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
You had to look it up to find out.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
I just wanted to make sure If somebody was suffering
from space dementia.
And now we have a button it'sspace dementia.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
He's got space dementia.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Because it's just nonsense.
And the saddest part is it'sspace dementia.
He's got space dementia Allright.
Because it's just nonsense.
It's so stupid.
And the saddest part is likeit's a good actor telling you
that William Fickner.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Yeah, he's all right.
He's in a lot of bad movies.
All right, this is Mitch's lastone.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Two.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
He's got two, let me play this one.
We'll figure out what the lastone is.
Okay, you were never a god, youwere never a man.
You were never a god.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
You were never a god, you were never, a god.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What did you say about me, findhim, save Martha, what?
(45:51):
What did you say?
Look, I love the movie and Iknow what they were going for,
but that is so bad, like youcould have just said you know
mom or Mommy, just a bad.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
It is bad it doesn't fit.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
It's just so disappointing.
It's not good.
It's just so disappointing.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
It's not good.
It's a tremendous letdown.
Shallow and pedantic.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Yeah, and honestly, the whole DC, that was like the
beginning and the end for DC.
I'll give you, I'll give you,man of Steel.
Man of Steel was good.
Batman vs Superman was where Iwas like I don't know.
I liked the whole movie, otherthan the line, and then it just
went downhill.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Justice League Snyder Cut is a lot better than the
Justice League Justice League'sbad.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Alright, here's my next one.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Medic.
What did he say?
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Medic Is that from Starship Troopers, where the
dude gets his head blown off inthe training exercise and he's
just like Medic, it's just like.
No, I think he's gone.
No, I think he's done.
I think he's done.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
There was a couple times where people would get
eviscerated and just likesomebody, would scream medic.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
It's an ugly planet, it's a bug planet.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
You know, the funny part was you never see a medic.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Nobody's training for it.
Nobody's got a red crossanywhere on them.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Well, no, you do.
When he breaks the guy's arm.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He calls for a medic and theyliterally show a guy with like a
cross on.
Well, no, you do when he breaksthe guy's arm.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Oh, yeah, yeah he calls for a medic and they
literally show a guy with across on his helmet.
That's because you can save hislife.
You're still in training.
The medics don't show up ifthey know there's no shot, all
right.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
I'd say the special effects in that movie for the
arachnids.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
Yeah, they were ahead of the time.
They still hold up really,really well.
I tried watching two just tosee, and I first five minutes.
I was like now, and then I, youdid not want to know more, I
wanted to three.
I did not want to know.
And I went to three and I justlike they were doing a good job
of like hiding the bugs and Iwas like, oh, is there like a
creepy bug or something I don'tsee?
(48:16):
And I realized why they weredoing a good job of like hiding
the bugs and I was like, oh, isthere like a creepy bug or
something that I don't see?
And I realized why they weretrying to hide the bug, because
once they finally showed it, itwas like it was in Nintendo 64.
And I was like, oh, this issci-fi channel.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
And it's funny Like the suits that he wear are the
same suits they were in liketime force yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
All right this is my last one.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Somehow Palpatine returns.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
No, I didn't.
You guys got any thoughts aboutthat, that was a pretty.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
The one other one that I had was I live my life a
quarter mile at a time.
I do have that one.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Okay, all right, that one's.
I don't know why it's on thelist.
Yeah, bitch time.
Okay, all right.
All right, that one's.
I don't know why it's on thelist.
Yeah, bitch, here we go.
Speaker 4 (49:02):
I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Nothing else matters, not the mortgage not the store,
not my team, and all that Forthose 10 seconds or less I'm
free All right.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Is there any feasible way to go a quarter of a mile
in less than 10 seconds?
Yeah, in less than 10 seconds.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yeah, he says 10 seconds Because I'm pretty sure
in that movie that the car doesit in eight.
Yeah, I mean there's dragracing, because he's like you
owe me a 10-second car.
Yeah, because a lot of carsthat that's like the benchmark
for quarter-mile drags.
Ah, okay Is 10 seconds.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
I thought that was an astronomical.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
No, there's cars that can do it in 8.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
What like those cars in that movie?
Speaker 2 (49:48):
I mean because, like there's some street cars that go
0 to 60 in like three seconds.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Yeah, like a Nissan GTR with all the launch control.
I got a friend that can do that.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
He's gotten some tickets Stuff like those he
called and asked how to get outof them.
He was doing 120 in a 55.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
I have a five-letter word for you Court.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
I don't know you.
Goodbye.
He was going through JacksonCounty.
I forgot was it 129 orsomething like that, or I-29?
Not I-29.
But anyway, he was goingastronomically fast compared to
what he's supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Did you see the one that's been going around on
Facebook and YouTube, where it's?
A guy escapes the cops in achase because he has the 100,000
lumen flashlight?
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
And he's in a Prius and he just pulls it out and
turns it on and it.
And he just pulls it out andturns it on and it's just like
the apocalypse and you're likewhere did he go, I don't know.
And then he just turns it offand then the cops are just like
I saw one the other day.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
No joke, there was this guy running from the police
while a guy in a faster carpulls up next to him, hands like
this container over to him.
Yeah, the oil slick, the trunkpops open.
He pours, like this containerover to him.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
yeah, the oil slick, the trunk pops up and the video
that I had had, the mario karttheme going to.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
You guys have played too much mario kart.
If I was in a chase thathappened to me, I'd be like I'm
not even mad, like that's just.
That's pretty cool it'd begreat.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
It's like you threw a red shell or something he takes
out a turtle and watches.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
I did see something like these guys were driving
around in a little Mario cartlike the go-karts around some
city or something.
They had a little stuffed thing, drove up to a police car,
threw it at him, hit thewindshield with the little
stuffed animal thing.
The cops just started laughingat him.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Ah, there you go.
Somehow Palpatine returned,Somehow.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
And so did we.
It feels like it's been foreversince we sat here and did this.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Yeah, well, we got a few minutes yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
No, we don't.
Yeah, sure, we do.
Okay, how about we save it forthe other episodes, because we
don't have as much content?
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Well, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
We'll improvise, we're good.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
We'll make it up as we go.
That's how we roll.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Oh wait, nothing wrong, I mean I gotta pee, but
okay, okay, well, I want anintro.
We'll save it for the next onethen, all right, okay, I'll edit
that part out too.
No, you won't, because it wasfunny.
Thank you for listening toentertain this a podcast about.
We're just starting the nextone right now.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Movies and video games.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
My name was Tom, I'm Hayden, I'm Mitch and we'll
catch you on the next episode.
Speaker 3 (52:25):
I've got space dimension.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
He would like to know more.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
I figured, if we're going to be confusing, let's be
really confusing.
Let's just lean into it.
That would be funny.
Would you like to know more?
Yeah, you, you.
Hey, you can't reach the button.
Is this Tiny T-Rex or?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
what the fuck?
Remember that from Meet theRobinsons?
Yeah yeah, my head's so big andmy arms are so strong.
He's like trying to grab thekey and his hand's up against
the wall.
He's like Hello, hello andwelcome to Entertain this.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You can do the intro Mitch, but you're going to have
to do the social media still.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That's not fair.
Aside from not being fair, thisis a podcast about movies, tv
shows and video games, and we'retalking in 1950s radio
announcer voices.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, you are Slow it down it down daisy, all right.
Social media hate it easy.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
you can entertain this podcastcom an x and twitter
thank you or uh.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Instagram is entertain this underscore that's
probably the best you've done,cause.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I almost messed it up too, cause I was.
I was saying I was likeentertain, not dot this,
entertain this underscore Forthose of you who still listen to
the show.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
it's late at night.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I don't know how y'all find us on social media,
but what you do, we havefollowers.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Here we are.
You find it in the flyers.
You find it in the flyers.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Last episode we covered our top ten movie quotes
.
Or well, me and Hayden's topten movie quotes.
Hayden's, mitch's, mayden's,mayden's, the Mayden's they're
not the only one I know, right,that's the first time I got
tongues was in a while.
Mitch is top ten moviemonologues.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, he got the homework assignment which were
Took it and ran.
He did.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I wrote essays for my one sentence.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, you have to write one paragraph.
Mitch Rodate, they were veryinspirational Overachievers.
Hayden's were pretty niche, Iwould say into more of his
favorite categories, especiallycontemplative and
self-reflective.
Yeah, I like that stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I had long ones for the last episode.
Wait till you hear the firstone.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I guess mine were probably more pop culture-y and
stuff that was really, I guess,stuff that was in the lexicon of
Americana More simple PunchyGood.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
You know which I think combined?
Talk to me Goose.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It was great.
All right, but now we're at theworst.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
the worst, this is where we get off the rails.
This is where it goes downhilland I have a feeling that some
of yours, uh, you're gonna likecontradict each other and be
like, wow, that's a great line,probably, uh, but we'll, we'll
kick it off with a uh, a generaluh, I think across the room, so
to speak, so this is probablywhat everybody agrees is a bad
(02:45):
one.
I think across the room, so tospeak, so this is probably what
everybody agrees is a bad one.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I did not hit her.
It's not true, it's both.
I did not hit her, I did not.
Oh hi Mark, oh hi Mark.
That was when Hayden said theworst ones.
I was like every effing linefrom the room.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I was just like all right, picked the, I picked the
obvious one.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh and time out real quick.
We can't have hot sauce becauseof what they said in their
quotes just throwing that outthere or none of us unless we
can find tommy was first gettommy was mailing address, we're
gonna find it.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
We're mailing him that you swore in a movie from
the 90s on our show he probablyasked to be on the.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
We didn't let tommy wasabi in our pocket, no I would
just to see what happens.
No, this is a quality show no,can't pronounce his last name,
all right.
Well, tom, why is that a badline?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Because that movie sucks.
Everything about that movie isterrible.
That is the deranged makings ofa lunatic who somehow conned
his way into getting a movie.
Yeah, it's a.
The only thing that'simpressive about that movie is
the fact it was made.
That's it.
Neil Breen is a better directorand actor.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
no, yes, no, yes, for the great quote of I can't
believe you killed yourself inthat tone you know he's still I
from I, what's the movie, uh,where they made a mock like a
mockumentary or not amockumentary.
It was like a, the retelling ofhow the room got made.
Um, anyways, the disasterartist, that's what.
(04:28):
The hallway james franco, yeah,they talked about how, like, he
still like has a theatricalrelease of the room, like once a
year, just in case you can getin the oscars with so yeah like
it ain't happening so you getthe razzies yeah he got I I
don't know he swept.
(04:52):
I've never been able to make itthrough the whole movie, but you
watch like bits and pieces ofit.
It's just so, like individualtakes, like reels or whatever.
You just so I'm heavilyconfident.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
What, what year is that movie?
From?
1981, 1981.
Probably, or something like1990.
Pauly Shore at that time with acamcorder and 30 bucks.
I'm pretty sure probably couldhave did a better movie, pauly.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Shore is awesome.
I don't know what you'retalking about.
I mean it at least used to be.
I don't know about now, today.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Well, we definitely have the wide range of film
fanatics here.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Now we got the room out of the way.
I'm a weasel, all right now wecan start.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Ah, dimitch is number one, here we go enough is
enough.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on
this monday to friday.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yes, you did the sci-fi channel once because you
watched the movie and it'ssamuel jackson saying the mf,
the mf, but the sci-fi channelversion.
I'm sick and tired of thesemonkey flipping snakes on this
monday through friday.
Playing is infinitely better.
If he said that in the realmovie I would have it would have
(05:56):
been amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I I, so I think you originally wanted the mfr one I
didn't care which one, it didn'tmatter either one was bad.
Well, I found the uh, thesci-fi one.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I was like better because you can play the whole
thing.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, that is.
That is peak cinema.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I'll be honest, I've never seen snakes I haven't
either no, that's just like it'sreally bad.
But like the the that line,though, it's like a novelty,
like like pride and prejudiceand zombies, like you don't need
to know what's going on in thelate 2000s and into the early
2010s.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
The sci-fi channel was gold because you'd get these
movies that were theatricalmovies, that had profanity and
stuff that happened to it, andthen you would wait to watch the
sci-fi version to see what theedit was, because it was gonna
be better.
Yeah, that.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
He loved his job.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
The best.
There's this one and a sidebar.
The greatest one is Dracula3000, where Coolio is the
vampire.
He gets stabbed with the stakeBecause in the movie he goes on
F.
He says on F word believable ashe dies, but the sci-fi it is
on and it cuts to him likealready, on the ground goes
(07:06):
believable, all right.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
So for this one, I'll tell you it's from one of the
transformers movies.
All right, believe it what isit?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
the wiki?
No, that was better than that.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
So I watched, uh, the first one and everybody was
like transformers.
It's an amazing movie I watchedit and I was like this is a
dumb movie.
It is.
And so, like you know, allthese freaking Transformers
movies came out and there wasone available and I was like, no
, I'll check in, they're stillcranking them out.
They've got to be doingsomething right.
So I watched this one and I waslike, nah, it's still terrible.
(07:40):
It's still terrible, it's awful.
And here's a quintessentialline from this movie I'm like a
fat ballerina.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I don't know who that is.
I can't believe you got Mitchin his morning routine.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
He spins in the bathroom.
I'm a ballerina.
I'm pretty sure it's JohnGoodman.
That is John Goodman, Okay yeah, is that really?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, he plays like.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Bloodhound yeah, he's like.
Isn't he like a Mountain Dewtruck or something like that?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I don't know it's so stupid.
Monster Energy, no, his namewould be like the Kyle Machine.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Like the idea of these.
Characters are so dumb to beginwith and then you give them
lines, but they should all belike Bumblebee they just can't
speak.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
So it's just.
I don't know, they are good,mindless things, just if you
just want to watch action now asfar as story, yeah, the special
effects, like I rememberwatching a documentary on like
special effects where they'regoing and they talked about um
transformers, the like to renderoptimus prime.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Transforming was like petabytes, like we hit.
We hit go on a computer anddidn't see it for three months.
I was like cool, if that's yourtechnological marvel, that's
what you think gets butts inseats.
I guess it works because peopleare like wow.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Well, I mean, it is impressive.
It was impressive when it cameout.
Well, because you actually seeparts moving, I suppose, yeah, a
jumble of metal yeah, it wasn'tlike they did like a cutaway or
something, or like you see ashadow and like the shadow moves
.
Yeah, like they would do withlike animorphs.
Yeah, because they couldn'tafford to do.
Still a great show.
Still a great show alright,it's Tom's.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Who are you?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
here we go.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I'm Rey.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Rey, who Rey Skywalker?
Your Honor, I object.
Liar, liar, liar.
I didn't sound like David.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
The J Jonah Jameson Awesome Perfect, because it's so
stupid.
You're not a Skywalker, right,you're a Palpatine.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I agree, she was trained by luke skywalker, so
what for like the three daysthat they were together.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
That was grogu.
He doesn't go around going.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'm grogu skywalker that would be like us taking the
last names of some people thatwe trained under yeah, she was
proud of her training.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Okay, I'm trying to defend the movie here I just got
some slack.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Proud of her training .
She had like an 80s montage,yeah, and it wasn't even that
good.
It wasn't even an 80s montage,it was a 90s montage, not nearly
as good as the 80s.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Well, it's better than being Ray Palpatine, I
guess.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Oh, one of the most richest, most powerful people
ever, man the horror.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Bring honor back to the name maybe?
Yeah Well, tom would definitelybe a Sith.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I would I probably went to.
I would just like a shootlightning out of my hands.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I, I, uh what's called?
Uh, I would not envy, uh.
I sympathize with Darth Vadersaying you do.
Huh yeah, Kill the younglingsyou know, let's be honest, if it
was between my wife or you guys, I'd kill you both just saying
well, you know, he's got to savehis wife he's got space
(10:53):
dementia
Speaker 3 (10:55):
alright, anyway, mitch's number two, here we go,
come back, that's not mine.
Oh congratulations, tom, he'sgoing again.
Come back, that's not mine,come back, that's his.
Oh Congratulations, tom, he'sgoing again.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
That's a tank.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I'll never let go, I promise.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Pushes his bobbing body underwater.
The bubbles are still coming up.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I'm not dead yet.
I feel happy.
You'd be stoned dead in amoment.
That's not the quote I'd put onthe list.
The quote is when she gets ontothe piece of wood at the door
and she's like there's notenough room, it's like, yeah,
there is Mythbusters proved it.
It's like it is wood.
It would support the two of you.
It's 1990s, leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
He weighs 138 pounds oh wait, this was mitch's.
I can see the statue of libertyalready.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's so stupid.
He's like standing at the frontwith his arm tucked.
So we just both picked quotesfrom Titanic.
Yes, we did.
And girls were just like.
You guys don't even know, youguys don't even have emotions.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I mean, the Titanic is a good movie, but there's
some lines that are just likeLook, james Cameron's not known
for his quality of writing.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Okay, no, unobtainium , I'm just going to leave it at
that.
Yeah, unobtainium.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
But that is probably the most believable thing,
because that's exactly what wewould have called it.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
What unobtainium yeah ?
Oh, okay yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, it would have been that, or something
obnoxiously difficult to say inLatin.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I would have called it Hadeum.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Hadeum, hadeum, yeah, hadeum Mitchium Tumium.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
So you've got me confused now, because the last
one you had them in the orderthat I had them, and this one
you've got them bouncing around.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
So I'm trying to figure it out.
It doesn't matter, they're allbad.
Bad, it was a hasty.
Yeah, all right, it was a hastyedit.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
All right, what's your next?
Uh, mine is that I didn't justpull up hey, you guys.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, that's a great line.
That is a great line that thatdeserves better props you're
coming home with me now allright, here we go.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
What other way is that?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
it's a pressure valve won't open unless there's
tremendous pressure.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Let me play it again.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Pressure valve won't open unless there's tremendous
pressure.
Is that?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Kurt Russell, that's Kurt.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Russell from the movie Poseidon.
They're trying to square peg acircle hole.
This is how a pressure valveworks, unless there's pressure.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
We're simplifying that there.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
What exactly goes into a garbage truck, I don't
know, you know, like maybeGarbage Trash.
There's such a dumb line.
What movie is that fromPoseidon Ship?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
turns upside down.
Is that the remake?
Was it a remake Because therewas the Poseidon Adventure and
and that was in like the 70s?
Yeah, this is With Gene Hackman.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
This was like late 90s, early 2000s.
No way I didn't know that, GeneHackman.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
All right well, but who knew?
Pressure controls, pressurevalves.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Isn't that crazy Wild , the more you know the only way
to open it more pressure.
All right, next from tom wasthe titanic room.
On the door I would pick foryou, because you said uh, you
said something else, so, but Iwon't that one.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
You said something else, but this is what you got,
yeah I can't be bothered to dothat one.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
You said like the door bit and I was like no, I
said, there's not enough roomjack well, I sift through all
these YouTube videos and they'reall like 12 minutes long and I
was like I can't be bothered toedit.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Great quotes by Hayden.
I couldn't be bothered Be happyI had anything.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I just go to live by it.
I can't be bothered.
I can't be bothered.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
All right, so I'll move on to Tom's next one.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Okay greetings, my friend.
We are all interested in thefuture, for that is where you
and I are going to spend therest of our lives and remember
my friend.
Future events such as thesewill affect you in the future
(15:19):
future events will affect you inthe future.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
What is is that from, that's, from Plan 9, from Outer
Space.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
That's like some kid.
It's a bad movie.
It is a horrible, horriblemovie.
Writing a paper about thefuture.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah, in the future, your future self will be in the
future.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Say future one more time, please, future.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Future.
I will in the future Future.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Future.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
It's just so freaking stupid.
We made you watch that for thepodcast.
Yes, you did, as a punishment.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, I had to watch it as a punishment.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I think I recall you said it was a great movie.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Oh yeah, I remember sitting on the couch, either A
rocking back and forth becauseit just hurt, or it was so funny
I was almost out of breath.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
As sad as Bela Lugosi's last movie.
He just propped his corpse up.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
He was dead in the film.
They retained the rights to hiscorpse for six months.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
That's his legacy.
Was it an Ed Wood film?
I think it was yes.
So like yeah, they just made astory work.
They didn't care.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
It was like they were filming eight movies
simultaneously and they lostfunding for all of them and they
were just like you have to putone thing out.
And they were like, all right,well, what do we?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
got.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
How far did you get?
I got like eight hours of amovie.
I got four minutes of a movie.
I got seven minutes of a moviemovie.
Yeah, they were like all right,they just started editing and
just went here.
We go make it work in thefuture.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
These would be your problems in the future it's like
the, the guy who did all hisvideo game movies before.
It was cool to do video gamemovies and they were terrible,
um, like resident evil and allthat.
Oh yeah yeah, they were justlike you knew there were going
to be awful movies and somehowthere was a market for it.
People were watching it.
(17:03):
That was ed ed wood back in theday in the 1950s.
All right, mitch, this is yournext one.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I love you, you complete me is that from jerry
mcguire I couldn't remember whatmovie it was from, I just
remember that line.
I'm like, oh like he's mad,like I hate you.
Oh no, because he's like crying.
It's like you complete.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
God, be a man that's what he told, uh, nicole kidman
yeah, it's tom cruise, tomCruise, intensity, the cruzity,
I mean I get like first off,like the running in the rain
romance lines that are inrom-coms.
They're all kind of goofybecause they're trying to be
original they can't because it'sthe same thing over and over
(17:53):
again, but that's a weird takeon it.
Yeah, how exactly you know, doyou complete?
This is mine, wasn't the personstanding next?
Speaker 4 (18:06):
to me in the veil, can you?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
hear.
I couldn't know, I just heardthunder.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
That's pretty much how the movie goes.
Oh, so, like again a rom-com.
Uh, she's, I think.
She runs to him in the and, uh,you know, professes her love to
him.
It's um, what movie is this?
Four weddings and a funeral,okay, and it's got a hue jackman
.
No, the other British, hugh,hugh Mann, no, oh, hugh Grant,
(18:44):
hugh Grant, yeah, yeah he's fromnine months in that movie too.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I don't know he was in that newer heretic movie as
well, wasn't he?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
well, he was in the Dungeons and Dragons movie.
Yeah, he was, yeah, yeah, sameguy.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
And then what's the Christmas movie?
Uh, which one?
The one where you have.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
What's the Christmas movie?
Which one?
The one where you have theensemble cast with Alan Rickman,
liam Neeson, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Oh, you had to ask me .
Yeah, I know what you'retalking about.
It's got, sir Bill Nye.
Rick Grimes is in it, bill.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Nye is in it.
Love Actually, love Actually.
That's the movie.
It's a good movie.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Anyway, so she runs to him.
It's a girl from Groundhog'sDay, opposite of Bill Murray.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Okay, I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
And she professes her love and he's like they're
trying to have a conversation.
The storm is blaring and hecan't understand what's going on
and he says, like I can'tbelieve you came here to talk to
me in the rain and she's likeher eyes are like blinking
because it's raining.
Is it raining?
I didn't notice?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
It's like oh my God, she's an idiot.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
It's just a weird goofy line.
Obviously, four Weddings and aFuneral didn't do really well.
Can't imagine why.
So moving on to Tom's next onewe have.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Anakin, I have failed you.
I should have known the Jediwere plotting to take over.
It's just bad, Anakin.
Chancellor Palpatine is evil.
From my point of view, the Jediare evil.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
That's just such bad writing.
I didn't feel like that partwas that bad.
I do Because.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I feel like the part where he's like he killed
younglings.
That's the bad part.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
I mean Obi-Wan could have been like he killed kids,
little kids, they're calledyounglings, yeah, I know, small
children's.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
So I mean, I get it, he's gone to the dark side and
whatever.
Yeah so, but why is it?
Why?
The jedi evil, from his pointof view, what there isn't.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
It's just what he says that's why it's stupid,
because because that's why it'sbad writing.
I mean, obviously he's beenbrainwashed, but he kind of just
gives into it well, becausethey're.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
He wants to try and stop, because he knows she's
gonna die.
He wants to stop it and theyrefuse to help him find a way to
stop it.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
But ultimately she dies because of all of his
actions.
Had he not done any of thatcrap, she would have been fine,
but he didn't know that and noone was willing to explain it to
him.
Also, another stupid partthat's not featured is she's
losing the will to live.
It's like it is the damn future, Like you are a floating robot
that is sentient.
What do you mean?
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She's losing the will to live.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
She needs a will transplant.
Somebody bring the will.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Inject her.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Bring the machine that goes bing and fix it.
Damn it, it's so stupid.
Tom didn't want her to die.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Neither would I.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I mean all right.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
What do you think Anakin was trying to do?
You know what I'm saying?
He was choking her.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
A little wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
She forgot the safety word.
She was supposed to say allright, Midichlorians,
midichlorians.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
That's a great safety word.
All right, mitch's next one,here we go.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
They're eating her and then they're going to eat me
.
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Thank you for including this.
Everybody knows this, becauseit's that goofy white guy in
glasses going.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Oh my, God Trolls 2 that y'all punished me and made
me watch.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
That's right, you also thought that movie was
amazing.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Oh yeah, it was great .
The whole like softcore pornwhere she's like got popcorn and
eating corn while she's tryingto seduce him.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
It was horrible, it was bad.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
I do want to know the director's notes for why he
wanted him to hold, oh my God,for so long, just like be like
just give it, like everythingyou got, Give it.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, oh my God, Now you said it too fast, Just drag
it out, Drag it out.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
They're eating her.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Then they're going to eat me In Trolls 2, so there's
a Trolls 1, apparently.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah then there's Trolls 3, back to the hood.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Okay, that's Leprechaun.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
That is Leprechaun.
Yeah, alright, never mind.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
There is a Trolls 3.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I forgot, there is a.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Trolls 3.
But Trolls 1 and Trolls 2 arenothing alike.
Whatever, this one has somelady that's like wannabe poison
ivy that brings the trolls.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
It was weird, they make green stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
They turn the people into the plants and then they
eat them, and then they're goingto eat me.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Here's my next one.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Where you going.
It's turkey time.
Gobble, gobble, huh, huh.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Gobble, gobble.
What, what, what.
Like he's confused, like he'scaught in the matrix, like what,
what was this from, gilly, orwhatever.
Oh yeah, I've never seen thatmovie.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Oh man, I watched the video, the clips, uh yeah, even
Ben Affleck's like what, what?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Like he forgot he was in a movie and he was acting.
He's like what Turkeys, whatGobble, gobble, what?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Their bed game is not on the same level.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
That's for sure.
Remind me to say gobble, gobbleto Rachel.
Yeah, see how well that works,same level, oh man, remind me to
say gobble, gobble to Rachelyeah, see how well that works
for her.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Hey, babe.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Gobble, gobble.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Oh man, be funny as you win.
It's turkey time, get out, getout, it's just.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Or the sound a lightsaber makes when it gets
deactivated.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Just suck it back in All right, this is Tom's.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
We're almost done with the Star Wars I have
another one, yeah, I do too.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Somehow Palpatine returned.
Yeah, that was mine too.
Somehow Palpatine, somehow.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Palpatine returned.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, that was mine too.
Somehow Palpatine.
Like that is all we get issomehow, somehow is one word,
somehow Palpatine returned.
We get three words.
Three words to describe themost evil, powerful Sith Lord in
all these films.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
There was like seven writers involved in this movie,
All right.
One of them was tasked withcoming up with the backstory of
how Palpatine came back.
He woke up and was like whatday is it what?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
do?
We got Somehow.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Palpatine came back.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
We're behind schedule .
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Somehow Palpatine returned.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
You can look at the film and figure out what
happened better than the waythat they described it.
Well even.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Oscar Isaac.
He can't save that line, he'sjust like.
Somehow Palpatine returned.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Whatever, and he's a serviceable actor.
I'm not going to call him agreat, great actor.
I think he's fine, I think he'sa very serviceable, I think
he's a good actor.
Such a dumb line.
That's such a good line Thanwhat we actually got.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
All right, mitch's next one Batman.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Tonight's forecast.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
A freeze is coming, that's just awesome.
It's Arnold, it doesn't matter,you can say anything stupid.
Arnold can do and say whateverthat man wants.
He didn't speak english.
He's like I'm going to americaand I'm going to be a big actor.
And they're like no, you can't.
And he goes and what does he do?
He starts being in movies, hestarts learning english.
(26:51):
He's like you know what?
I'm gonna be a big action star?
Like no, you're not.
And then he does it.
You know, I'm gonna marry akennedy.
No, you can't, you're justarnold, he goes well, I'm gonna
do.
You can't, you're just Arnold,he goes well, I'm going to do it
.
Hey, you can't be governor.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Watch me.
I just can't believe they hadhim do so many one-liners that
were such puns and thenconvinced him to wear that suit.
He has it.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, I know.
He kept it because he looksawesome in that suit no, no, he
doesn't make it any better.
He is the best part of thatmovie.
No that is so stupid, youcannot change my mind Arnold is
the best part of that entirefilm.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Well, you can be wrong all you want.
That's stupid.
I do feel like whenever Time toget cool, I do feel like
whenever Trump says somethingstupid, he thinks he's saying it
like how Arnold would say it,like commanding presence and you
(27:42):
can kind of eyes age that's astupid dude.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
It's awesome.
It's arnold.
Arnold gets a pass foreverything.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Well, there you go.
There's a diversion amongst ourarnold cannot have bad lines,
all right, speaking, it's notpossible.
Speaking your honor, I haveerroneous which button's the
erroneous?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
okay, that's the erroneous.
Remember this one.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, all right, here's some quality cinema.
Oh, what is this movie?
Silent Night, deadly Night,part 2.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
It's Garbage.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Day the way he like.
So this guy's just likecarrying a trash can out to his
curb and the dude running aroundwith a gun sees him and he's
like Garbage Day.
He's like blinking like amaniac.
The guy's like what?
And he just blasts him.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
That was one of his punishments.
There was a part one, but wenever let him watch that.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
We let him go right to part two so he could be more
confused.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
I wish this movie made no sense.
That bit was hilarious.
It just stuck out as stupid asit could be Garbage day.
He's got some sort of childhoodtrauma with garbage.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
My dad was killed in a freak garbage accident All
right Down to Tom's.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Do you enjoy pain?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Pain don't hurt yes, it does.
That's the whole point of pain.
Pain don't hurt yes, it does.
That's the whole point of pain.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Pain hurts.
He's such a man though.
He's such a manly man he canfight off bikers and stuff.
What was that from Roadhouse oh?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
okay, that's the one bad line in Roadhouse Pain don't
hurt.
That is worse than I used to Fguys like you in prison.
Yeah, that was pretty badBefore Patrick Swayze does a
secret move and rips the guy'sthroat out.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
There was a couple of lines in that movie where
you're just like, okay, come on.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, there's a couple of lines in it.
Roadhouse is an awesome movie.
I will never say it's not good.
That's just kind of one linewhere it's like we could have
probably did better just cut thewhole line out, maybe?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
yeah, all right.
Uh, mitch is.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
You just said pain doesn't bother me, I'll be also
just a girl standing in front ofa boy naked asking him to love
her.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Your version would have been better Naked.
I just found that whole thingstupid.
What was this from Notting?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Hill, he's got a lot of rom-coms, Mitch yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Well, it's just.
I mean, I've never actuallyseen the full movie.
I just know that I've seen thisquote all the time and I can't
stand it.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
It's so stupid.
I'm just a girl.
Is that where the song comesfrom?
Just a small town girl.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
It's just like just a girl.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Do you think girls rehearse Like all right, we're
going to have a really intenseconversation?
They just come up with thesedumb lines.
They wave.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I'm just a girl.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Wait to throw that line out there.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yes, I know that you are just a girl.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
That's why I'm interested, he's like no, no, no
, no, I got to finish.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Standing in front of a boy, though.
Yes, I know that I am also aboy.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Did you think I didn't?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
know, asking him to love him, nah no.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Not when you put it like that.
I'm having to explain.
Did you get held back?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
All right, that was Mitch's, so mine is.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Oh man, oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man, oh God, oh
man.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Oh God, oh man, oh God.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Am I listening to a guy?
Climax and boom goes thedynamite.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
It's from a movie called Tough Guys Don't Dance.
Oh okay, I thought it was froma porno yeah.
I don't remember the bit, buthe gets a letter and he reads it
.
It's apparently very upsetting.
That's all he could think tosay at that time.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
It's setting.
That's all he could think tosay at that time.
Oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man.
It's every day when I find outit's overtime day jesus, we
could have wrote somethingbetter than that I mean come on,
we reviewed a ton of bad movies.
We know we could do a lotbetter than something.
It's wild that they wrote thatand thought yeah, that's fine
we'll take it.
It's's all good, good enough,good enough, all right, here is
Hams.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I bid $50,000 for Poison Ivy $100,000.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
And I bid $500,000.
$1 million, $2 million youdon't have it.
$3 million, million I'll borrowit from you.
Four million, five million, asa utility belt, not a money belt
.
Six million seven million.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Never leave the cave without it.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, that's where george clooney pulls out the bat
card.
He's spread batman like visacard.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
It's like never leave the cave without it and I hope
his belt really does go when hedoes it's so stupid that I mean
this movie's not good at all.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
But that was like come on, you think, when they
were making this movie, likewhat's next bat money?
they just got so lost in the thebatman's stupidity they're just
like whatever you got, and it'sso wild because we had 89, the
one with, uh, christopher walkenand danny devito with the
timber the first two with timburton and batman returns and uh
(33:27):
, michael keaton, yeah, and thenthat the slide was batman
forever, was batman forever withval kilmer, yeah, like that was
kind of like they tried butthey just did not care, yeah,
and they were just like, screwit, we're just gonna be like
adam west campy, and then, yeah,and then batman and robin.
It was like I wish there was asound of a helmet hitting
(33:48):
something, just clink, becausethat's what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
It's like it's like, yeah, I remember seeing that as
a kid and I was like thismovie's really bad yeah, I
remember even as a kid I waslike this is not good.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, I don't care for this I was like, like I've
read comic stuff and I alwayslike bane and I was like this is
not bane.
I was so disappointed.
It's just just a gorilla manwith a mask who played bait in
that one.
Some wrestler that they sayprofessional wrestler, but I've
never heard of him so I don'tknow who it was.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
He couldn't even be a good wrestler.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
No, he was a pro wrestler in Ukraine.
He was on WWF.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I've never heard of him.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
All right, this is Mitch's next one.
Somehow Palpatine returned.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Elonious.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
So on the same wavelength with that one, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, no sense in rehashing.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
We've already covered .
I mean, you need to talkamongst yourselves when I pull
the next one.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Crap, crap, crap.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Why did you not like that line?
Because, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Because it's limp-wristed, it's lazy writing,
it's not good.
Star wars had gravitas at onepoint yeah, it was you know and
I get somehow palpatine returned.
When also in star wars isobi-wan handing luke, bader's
lightsaber goes this is yourfather's license.
Like this is a weapon of a jediknight, not as clumsy or as
(35:16):
random as a blaster.
It's like it's a more civilizedweapon, more you know civilized
age.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I'll be honest, the newer movies.
I mean, they handed him hislightsaber and he just throws it
.
Yeah, like come on.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
That was stupid.
And then the OG is just likefor over a thousand generations
the Jedi.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
I'm happy to know that there is an explanation to
how Palpatine returned, but it'sin the book that the movie that
is based off the movie.
So if you want to, I didn't goto the movie to read.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
I didn't go to the theater.
I'm sure watch a film and read.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I'm sure that book is selling like gangbusters.
All right, here's my next one.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
What is?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
that.
What is that?
What is it?
Oh, what is that?
What is that?
What is it?
Oh no, not the bees.
Not the bees.
They're in my eyes I like.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
I like how they just gave nicholas cage direction,
like, look, bees are going to becg.
Just make noises like you wouldthink bees would be, it's just
not to be.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
It's so wild that that's one of the best horror
films, that it's lampooning orit's ripping the wicker man.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
It's trying to reboot it or something, isn't it yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
because you had the wicker man with Christopher Lee
plays the bad guy.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
I think Somerset's the guy's name yeah, the villain
who's the bad guy.
I think Somerset's the guy'sname.
Yeah, the villain who's themain guy.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Was it Donald Sutherland?
That wasn't him, was it?
No?
I can't remember the actor thatplays the police sergeant that
goes to investigate it, but it'svery like it's a creepy.
The original Wicker man is acreepy movie.
Yeah, like they really deep,like they hit you over the head
with psychological and suspense.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
They need to, they need to uh.
And then we get Nick cage.
Yeah, they need to give it awide berth.
It's, you know, 20 some oddyears, I think it's been about
there.
They could try.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
No, they really just he just needs to lean into the
national treasure thing.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Come back with that.
They're not going to make itanymore.
I guarantee you.
Yes, If they do, it'll berebooted.
You know with new characterssome way down the road and I
want Sean.
Bean and he can't die.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
No, I want him to be in all of them in some way, but
he cannot be killed in any ofthem All right, this is Tom's.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by
lightning.
Same thing that happens toeverything else.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Are you sure, Tom?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah, it's just, it's not good.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
I remember watching that as a kid and I was like oh,
something different happenswhen a toe gets struck by luck.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
I'll wait for this epic line.
It just doesn't happen.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
She says safety, I was like why'd you ask?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I mean then why did you ask woman?
Damn it, halle Berry.
How dare you be hot.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
And stupid at the same time.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
How dare you be one of the hottest women of all time
?
Yeah, I really feel like hercharacter in X1 is not great.
No, it's not great.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Well, Storm is an interesting character.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Because even when she comes, it really was like she
was getting a paycheck.
Because she comes in the room,she's like Senator's dead?
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Yeah, just bland.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Meh.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Sad.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
I don't know what I'm acting to, but in X2 and 3 and
Days of Future Past and all therest of it she starts going up.
We get good actress Halle Berrynot getting a paycheck, Halle
Berry.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Maybe she didn't think that those comic book
silly movies were going to comeout.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
No, she was too busy, worried about Catwoman.
She was training for Catwoman.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
That worked out for her, didn't it?
All right, speaking of X-Men,that movie sucks.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Here's my hint.
Same franchise.
Oh yeah, I'm the Gemini.
Eat the crusade.
He tells that to what is it?
Elliot Page, yeah, ellen Page,yeah To Kitty Pryde where she
goes to run through the wall,and he says it like eight times
throughout the movie yeah, it'sso stupid.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I mean, that's so.
That was a crash and burnmoment.
So bad that the guy that playedvinnie jones yeah, they wanted
him to come back for wolverineand he was like, no, no, that's
fair point he's not actuallythat bad of an actor like.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
He nails his niche parts really really well well,
the whole especially.
It's like the soccer hooligan.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
The whole line is just like out of nowhere, like
it didn't.
Doesn't fit the tone no, it'slike they just put it in there
just to get the rating a littlehigher.
It's, yeah, it's it's not great.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
It's not great yeah, the last day I remember, like
because x2 was amazing.
It was a great movie, a greatsequel yeah and I was really
excited about the third one,like oh, how are they going to
bring back professor x and allthis other stuff?
you know well he does yeah, hedoesn't oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
, yeah and then and uh, but theyjust did it so stupid, like the
(40:15):
way they killed him off.
It was like Spider-Man 3.
They had too much going on.
Too many villains, the Phoenixarc and all this other crap Die.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Die.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
The X-Men movies.
That trilogy really does notget the credit it deserves.
Those movies are above a five.
Okay, I'd say they're aboveaverage.
Hang on, each one of them is anabove average film.
I call them three speed bad.
(40:49):
The first one I mean the firstone has great moments.
It sets up, especially likewhere he sets off the metal
detector.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
And then he, like, slices it and Cyclops just looks
at it.
But he looks at the claws andretracts two to give him the
middle finger.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
And Cyclops goes, and then later there's just like
wait, how do we know you're thereal Wolverine?
He just goes, you're a dick,and he's like, all right, he
just puts his hand down real one, like there was so much about
those movies that's done really,really well.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
What's what's sad about it?
Because like those, I likethose.
Um, yeah, that them andspider-man were pretty much my
introduction to comic bookbecause those were the cartoons
we had in the 90s.
We had the x-men cartoon and wehad spider-man and then to see
this, the spider-man just likedrop off and then x-men kind of
get like corpse carried through.
Whatever the reboot was, thatwas just rough to watch.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
So well, I like some of the reboot ones.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Now they do, I really think you know here and there,
but michael fassbender asmagneto was fantastic, was it?
Speaker 3 (41:49):
origins?
Was that the one?
The origins was bad, that's theone, wolverine?
Speaker 2 (41:53):
yeah, what's the one?
Speaker 1 (41:54):
but you got leave schreiber saber tooth and that
was awesome.
That was awesome.
It was first class, right?
Yeah, first class.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
That was a good one.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
I'll give you that Because he's on like a revenge
tour.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Yeah, everything beyond that was pretty awful.
I like the Days of Future Pastwhere Wolverine where they make
the sentinels and all that stuff, vader.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Dink Peter.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Lynch.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
It's like looking in a mirror, only not.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
Can you guess the movie?
Play it again.
I know it's John Travolta thatis.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
John.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Travolta.
Oh face off Face off.
There you go.
So this is John Travolta tryingto act like Nicolas Cage.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Nicolas Cage.
Yeah, what movie am I thinkingof?
Broken Arrow, broken Arrow,broken Arrow.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
All right.
The problem is John Travoltaand Nicolas Cage are both kind
of like yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Trying to be Nicolas Cage.
They're both like.
Nobody can just be Nicolas Cageyou are.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
They can't act any different than what they are.
You got wild and crazy NicolasCage and then, like smarmy, john
Travolta.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Or he's walking the.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Saturday Night Fever, you know.
So he's walking the.
You know saturday night fever.
So watching them try and beeach other, it's, it's painful
to watch, it's not good, but Iactually really it's like a
guilty pleasure I love thatmovie.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
That's like some of the best acting you see of
people pretending to be otherpeople and nailing.
It is in harry potter and thechamber of secrets who, where
they take the polyjuice potion,and the two slithering kids have
when they take the Polyjuicepotion, oh yeah.
And the two Slytherin kids haveto act like Ron and Harry, yeah
, but with like their voiceslike mixed into it and it's like
damn, like you guys are reallydoing good at that.
(43:26):
Yeah, like I believe, like thisis happening.
What's her name?
And then, yeah, emma Watsonhaving to pretend Emma Watson,
having to pretend Emma Watsondoing an impression of Helena
Bottom Corner doing animpression of Hermione.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
It was like inception of impressions.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
It was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
Alright, so I think we're done with Toms.
Oh wait, no, there's one more.
But wait, there's more.
There's one more.
I don't remember what it is.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
What's the matter with you, Rockout?
This is insane.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
You lost your mind.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
He's got space dementia.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
What is that?
What is that?
What's space dementia?
He just discovered it.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
It's like a Star Trek MacGuffin Whatever, just put
space in front of it.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Space something Dementia?
It's like that's not whatdementia is.
He doesn't front of it.
Space something Dementia.
It's like that's not whatdementia is.
He doesn't suddenly get it.
It's space dementia.
It's like that is just made upnonsense.
Let me Google it.
But this is also the moviewhere Ben Affleck asked Michael
Bay wouldn't it be easier justto train the astronauts with his
drilling equipment?
And Michael Bay literally justturns and looks at Ben Affleck
(44:35):
and goes, how about you shut theup?
And he's like got it All right.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Space.
Dementia does not exist.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Yeah, it's just made up, nonsense.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
You had to look it up to find out.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
I just wanted to make sure If somebody was suffering
from space dementia.
And now we have a button it'sspace dementia.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
He's got space dementia.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Because it's just nonsense.
And the saddest part is it'sspace dementia.
He's got space dementia Allright.
Because it's just nonsense.
It's so stupid.
And the saddest part is likeit's a good actor telling you
that William Fickner.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Yeah, he's all right.
He's in a lot of bad movies.
All right, this is Mitch's lastone.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Two.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
He's got two, let me play this one.
We'll figure out what the lastone is.
Okay, you were never a god, youwere never a man.
You were never a god.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
You were never a god, you were never, a god.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What did you say about me, findhim, save Martha, what?
(45:51):
What did you say?
Look, I love the movie and Iknow what they were going for,
but that is so bad, like youcould have just said you know
mom or Mommy, just a bad.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
It is bad it doesn't fit.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
It's just so disappointing.
It's not good.
It's just so disappointing.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
It's not good.
It's a tremendous letdown.
Shallow and pedantic.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Yeah, and honestly, the whole DC, that was like the
beginning and the end for DC.
I'll give you, I'll give you,man of Steel.
Man of Steel was good.
Batman vs Superman was where Iwas like I don't know.
I liked the whole movie, otherthan the line, and then it just
went downhill.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Justice League Snyder Cut is a lot better than the
Justice League Justice League'sbad.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Alright, here's my next one.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Medic.
What did he say?
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Medic Is that from Starship Troopers, where the
dude gets his head blown off inthe training exercise and he's
just like Medic, it's just like.
No, I think he's gone.
No, I think he's done.
I think he's done.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
There was a couple times where people would get
eviscerated and just likesomebody, would scream medic.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
It's an ugly planet, it's a bug planet.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
You know, the funny part was you never see a medic.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Nobody's training for it.
Nobody's got a red crossanywhere on them.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Well, no, you do.
When he breaks the guy's arm.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He calls for a medic and theyliterally show a guy with like a
cross on.
Well, no, you do when he breaksthe guy's arm.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Oh, yeah, yeah he calls for a medic and they
literally show a guy with across on his helmet.
That's because you can save hislife.
You're still in training.
The medics don't show up ifthey know there's no shot, all
right.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
I'd say the special effects in that movie for the
arachnids.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
Yeah, they were ahead of the time.
They still hold up really,really well.
I tried watching two just tosee, and I first five minutes.
I was like now, and then I, youdid not want to know more, I
wanted to three.
I did not want to know.
And I went to three and I justlike they were doing a good job
of like hiding the bugs and Iwas like, oh, is there like a
creepy bug or something I don'tsee?
(48:16):
And I realized why they weredoing a good job of like hiding
the bugs and I was like, oh, isthere like a creepy bug or
something that I don't see?
And I realized why they weretrying to hide the bug, because
once they finally showed it, itwas like it was in Nintendo 64.
And I was like, oh, this issci-fi channel.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
And it's funny Like the suits that he wear are the
same suits they were in liketime force yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
All right this is my last one.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Somehow Palpatine returns.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
No, I didn't.
You guys got any thoughts aboutthat, that was a pretty.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
The one other one that I had was I live my life a
quarter mile at a time.
I do have that one.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Okay, all right, that one's.
I don't know why it's on thelist.
Yeah, bitch time.
Okay, all right.
All right, that one's.
I don't know why it's on thelist.
Yeah, bitch, here we go.
Speaker 4 (49:02):
I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Nothing else matters, not the mortgage not the store,
not my team, and all that Forthose 10 seconds or less I'm
free All right.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Is there any feasible way to go a quarter of a mile
in less than 10 seconds?
Yeah, in less than 10 seconds.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yeah, he says 10 seconds Because I'm pretty sure
in that movie that the car doesit in eight.
Yeah, I mean there's dragracing, because he's like you
owe me a 10-second car.
Yeah, because a lot of carsthat that's like the benchmark
for quarter-mile drags.
Ah, okay Is 10 seconds.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
I thought that was an astronomical.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
No, there's cars that can do it in 8.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
What like those cars in that movie?
Speaker 2 (49:48):
I mean because, like there's some street cars that go
0 to 60 in like three seconds.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Yeah, like a Nissan GTR with all the launch control.
I got a friend that can do that.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
He's gotten some tickets Stuff like those he
called and asked how to get outof them.
He was doing 120 in a 55.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
I have a five-letter word for you Court.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
I don't know you.
Goodbye.
He was going through JacksonCounty.
I forgot was it 129 orsomething like that, or I-29?
Not I-29.
But anyway, he was goingastronomically fast compared to
what he's supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Did you see the one that's been going around on
Facebook and YouTube, where it's?
A guy escapes the cops in achase because he has the 100,000
lumen flashlight?
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
And he's in a Prius and he just pulls it out and
turns it on and it.
And he just pulls it out andturns it on and it's just like
the apocalypse and you're likewhere did he go, I don't know.
And then he just turns it offand then the cops are just like
I saw one the other day.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
No joke, there was this guy running from the police
while a guy in a faster carpulls up next to him, hands like
this container over to him.
Yeah, the oil slick, the trunkpops open.
He pours, like this containerover to him.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
yeah, the oil slick, the trunk pops up and the video
that I had had, the mario karttheme going to.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
You guys have played too much mario kart.
If I was in a chase thathappened to me, I'd be like I'm
not even mad, like that's just.
That's pretty cool it'd begreat.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
It's like you threw a red shell or something he takes
out a turtle and watches.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
I did see something like these guys were driving
around in a little Mario cartlike the go-karts around some
city or something.
They had a little stuffed thing, drove up to a police car,
threw it at him, hit thewindshield with the little
stuffed animal thing.
The cops just started laughingat him.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Ah, there you go.
Somehow Palpatine returned,Somehow.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
And so did we.
It feels like it's been foreversince we sat here and did this.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Yeah, well, we got a few minutes yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
No, we don't.
Yeah, sure, we do.
Okay, how about we save it forthe other episodes, because we
don't have as much content?
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Well, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
We'll improvise, we're good.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
We'll make it up as we go.
That's how we roll.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Oh wait, nothing wrong, I mean I gotta pee, but
okay, okay, well, I want anintro.
We'll save it for the next onethen, all right, okay, I'll edit
that part out too.
No, you won't, because it wasfunny.
Thank you for listening toentertain this a podcast about.
We're just starting the nextone right now.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Movies and video games.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
My name was Tom, I'm Hayden, I'm Mitch and we'll
catch you on the next episode.
Speaker 3 (52:25):
I've got space dimension.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
He would like to know more.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
I figured, if we're going to be confusing, let's be
really confusing.
Let's just lean into it.
That would be funny.
Would you like to know more?
Yeah, you, you.
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