Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1990: Why Nothing Else Compares

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Step back into the sewers with us as we celebrate the groundbreaking 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film—a movie that holds the distinction of being the most profitable indie film until Blair Witch came along nearly a decade later. What makes this original adaptation so special? Why do all subsequent reboots pale in comparison?

From Jim Henson's revolutionary puppetry work to the perfect blend of humor and heart, we break down the film scene by scene, highlighting memorable moments like Raphael's anger issues, Casey Jones' vigilante introduction, and the emotional connection between Splinter and his turtle sons. Did you know each actor who wore a turtle suit also appeared in human cameos throughout the movie? Or that Corey Feldman voiced Donatello for a mere $7,000 because he didn't think the film would succeed?

The conversation naturally flows into our recent entertainment experiences, from the immersive world of Oblivion Remastered to Disney+'s surprisingly gritty Daredevil series. We debate the merits of practical effects versus CGI, reminisce about classic gaming mechanics, and share recommendations for games like Space Marines 2 and the upcoming Ready or Not.

Whether you're a longtime TMNT fan or simply appreciate groundbreaking filmmaking, this nostalgic deep dive captures why some cultural touchstones continue to resonate decades later. The practical effects, authentic performances, and earnest storytelling of the original Turtles film created something special that modern technology simply can't replicate—proving sometimes, the original recipe remains the best.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Quarter turn.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
God Is it over yet.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
No, and you know, I can talk about Ninja Turtles for
hours.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
You're like?
No, you're not, I'll kill youthe hate and rage come from Tom.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Thomas is tired Ninja Turtles.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Thomas has had a long week.
We got to.
You know, play a bunch ofWarzone after this.
We're not.
You two can play.
Thomas will not be there.
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Speaker 1 (01:08):
They're all free, so come and join us, like some of
you did, during free comic bookday.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, we're still talking about that because it
just happened.
I know, this is like threeweeks ago.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
And you guys are like what is going on?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Why are these dudes so weird all of a sudden?
It's because we're tired.
Retired.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
We're tired.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, we did free comic book day starting at
pretty much 8 o'clock, and nowit's 9 o'clock at night.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I got up at 7 am and I was just like ugh.
We ate a muffin for breakfast,and then we didn't eat again
until like 7 pm when we all ateMcDonald's and decimated a bunch
of chicken nuggets.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
We suffer for your amusement.
Mitch, are you not entertained?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
What is the famous turtle phrase?
Oh, I was supposed to recordsomething.
I was like what are you doing?
Try again.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Cowabunga, all right, thank you, he's trying to set
us up, jeez he took my buzzer.
Macho man just screaming.
I guess I need a buzzer.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh yeah, he needs a buzzer too.
Anyways, we are going to betalking about the 1990 Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles, the bestTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
They've tried new reboots and stuff and none of
them live up to the greatness.
They tried to re-Bukal Prettymuch A historical movie.
Do you know why, tom?
Why in the film industry isTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
historical?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Because there were real-life Ninja Turtles in New
York City in 1822?
.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Until they were hunted down by the government
Mitch in film history.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
why is 1990s?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Because it was the largest indie film, or well,
most profitable indie film, allthe way up until Blair Witch
came out.
You're a smart man.
Yeah, because it's my favoritemovie.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Of course I know this People never took indie films
seriously, even back then.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
It's wild that two of the biggest indie films of all
time as far as highest grossing,all happened in the same decade
.
Then Blair Witch came out in1999.
Well, yeah again, yeah, Like1999.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well yeah, I guess yeah, something like that.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
The 90s the best decade.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
They all run together the pinnacle of human
achievements.
Who did the puppetry?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Jim Hansen.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, hansen Hansen, not the Hansen brothers.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
When you said the Hansen brothers I was was like
the guys from the movie slapshot I got a text.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh okay, all right, hey, very important, it's his
wife going.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Where are you?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
doing it for the pod.
All right, take us away mitch.
How's this movie?
Where are we going?
What?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
is it in 1990?
In the streets?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
of new y Narrated by Macho.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Man.
The movie starts off with April.
Well, it starts off where yousee a bunch of foot soldiers
robbing people in broad daylightwith the help of teenage
thieves.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Are they generic bad movie thieves?
Like they don't have guns?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Well no, these are like pickpockets.
They're doing the whole walk,pickpocket guy, and that's when
we walk past the wallet off tothe next person.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
They're smoking mirrors.
They're troubled youths.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
But they're like, basically they're just stealing
TVs and emptying out cargotrucks and stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
They're pickpocketing TVs from people.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Well, there's a lady sitting on like the turns, leans
in the window to get something.
You just see two hands come in,grab the TV and pull it out of
the way and then she like looksdown, she's like hey, and she
sees some kid run off.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
She's on like the eighth floor and nobody really
knows how fast that kid got downthere.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Here's a niche trivia question for you, Mitch.
The opening shot was originallywhat?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Originally what.
I Originally what.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Originally what I don't know.
It was turtle shells poppingout of the water.
Oh, that's right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I remember that, but they didn't use it in the film.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
They cut it.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
And they actually used something similar in the
second movie.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
They used it for the trailer for the movie, right,
but they cut it because ofbudget reasons.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, Something about they couldn't.
After the dock crashes.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
How come April O'Neil doesn't wear yellow all the
time?
Because she wasn't going to theactor was like no, I'm not
doing it.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
She compromised in the very like after the whole
like robbing people scene, shewears like a yellow raincoat in
the very first scene, when she'swalking out to her car she gets
mugged and it was actuallysupposed to be like a big fight
scene in that.
But because of budget, againthey just cut it to where
everything goes black becausethe turtle throws it, knocks out
the light.
Everything goes black, thepolice lights come up and all of
a sudden you see all the badguys tied up, which actually I

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think works better.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
It does.
They tied them up, but theywere all dead.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
They're just tuckered out the whole premise which
kind of forces April O'Neil andthe Ninja Turtles together is?
Raphael drops his sigh while hewas up there.
He's like peeking through thelittle sewer cover, he's like oh
.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
He drops a sigh Sewer cover.
He's like oh, no-transcript.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
He gets into his chest, but then you get the
whole.
I don't know.
It's like a montage of them,like seeing different pieces of
the sewer as they're walking in.
You see their shadows.
They jump around the corner andTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
pops on the screen Cowabunga.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Their image was like woo.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Every time, little Mitch, when we worked together
in the same office, you'd havethat movie on.
When, like nobody would decideon what to watch, you just put
it it could be on repeat overand over and over again I can
enjoy that movie all day you'resick.
You need help.
If you, if you chained him to achair and just put a TV in

(06:56):
front of him and made him watchNinja Turtles, you would be the
one he would be loving it.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
We can't break him, I mean it's been a while, but it
used to be where I could justquote the movie as they said,
the lines, the whole time.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, that's another thing that would drive me.
Nuts is shut up and let mewatch the movie.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
My wife said the same thing.
She's like I'm not watching ifyou're going to quote the whole
thing.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
I said like one time, I was like, hey, mitch, let's
keep it that way.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, we better let them say it.
But anyways, they have that,they go in.
They see Splinter.
You know he's asking were youseen?
No, of course not.
Oh, here we go, and thenMichelangelo's like ordering the
pizza in the background.
And then you know they find outRaphael.
He's pissed off because he losthis sigh.
And then him and Donatellostart getting into a sho match
and Raphael grabs his hat andcoat and says he's leaving

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because you know that's what hedoes.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
I just like they just put on giant trench coats and
like fedoras.
It's just not like they'rehulkingly bizarre shaped people
With the weird open mouth thingWith the guy in it going.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
It's like Irvigird face, irvigird.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Well before we get to that part, splinter's like
Irvigird face Irvigird.
Well before we get to that part, splinter's like telling him
like we should meditate on theevening.
Then you see, like you hear theas the record starts up and
they start dancing and likepointing you know all sorts of
nonsense.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Then it cuts to Raphael, like walking out of the
Critters movie.
Like he's walking out and yousee the Critters sign.
He's walking down.
Basically he's wearing thetrench coat, hat and a backpack,
but he's like no pants, noshoes.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Weird two turtle feet .

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well, these two robbers run down the street,
grab the purse from some oldlady, he trips them and as they
roll over and look at him, he,like, opens his coat points to
the side and they're like, notthe fact that there's a turtle
body with a weird giant wienerfingers reaches down point.

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I love you guys.
basically, they see that, theyget up, they run off into the
woods and they're like what theheck was that?
And immediately casey CaseyJones drops out of a tree,
proceeds to beat them up with ahockey stick yeah, vigilantes.
Well then Raphael shows up,knocks Casey Jones down.
The two bad guys run away.
Then they commence the fightingbecause, you know, there can

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only be one vigilante in thistown.
Well there can only be four, butthey have to be turtles.
Well, you get the part where,basically, casey Jones like
knocks him down.
What you see is like Raphael'shead leaning over his green bald
head and he's like what, areyou some sort of punker?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Punker, whatever that means Exactly.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
But they get into a fight Raphael's kind of winning
and stuff and then all of asudden he uh, basically lets his
guard down.
Casey jones, like, uppercutshim with a cricket bat, knocks
him into the.
The uh trash can.
He falls over and casey jonesruns off.
Yeah, then he comes home and hehas a little heart to heart
with splinter about how you knowhe has anger you must.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I don't get it, Dad, I'm just so mad.
Well, Kyle you need to get it.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Then it goes to the next part, where April's like
what was it?
I can't remember that.
Oh no, I can't remember a part.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
I have no memory of this place.
While you're remembering TomHayden Hayden, why did
splinter's eyes constantly cry?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
he was very upset.
The puppet, I don't knowthere's.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
The director thought like that was the only way that
they could show emotion withsplinter.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
The problem was it like corroded the material
around his eyes rapidly so theyhad to like constantly replace
the masking but the whole thingwas just like a big electronic
puppet that the guy carried onhis arm.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
And from what I heard , like some parts, he's actually
used two people to puppet theone thing.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, double puppets, and Jim Henson didn't mess
around.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
But then it leads to April.
She's like talking to thepolice chief and stuff,
basically like making him lookbad on live TV.
Then she fusses at him.
Danny uh, you see him like inthe background being escorted
into the police station forgetting arrested for stealing
something not danny but uh,april walks out of the uh, the,
I guess, city hall or whatever,and you see rafael just standing

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there pretending like he'sreading a newspaper in broad
daylight.
As she walks into the, he justturns and follows her.
Well, that's when she's likeshe misses her subway train.
The foot soldiers show upbehind her, ooh, and then she
proceeds to pull out the scythelike she's going to fight him
with it, like all 12 of them.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
She just stabs the guy in the jaw.
The rest of them scatter Easylady.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
We just wanted your money.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
She's playing for keeps, well, no?
So they knock the scythe out ofher hand, so she proceeds to
use her.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Pull out a gun.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
She uses her purse and starts hitting him with it
and they knock her out.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
You better run man.
People with guns would justannihilate the Foot Clan.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, well, while they're doing this, it does have
kind of a cool scene where yousee Raphael's hand reach in, you
grab the side and you hear itdrag across the concrete and
then all of a sudden he runs inlike double, kicks the two of
them, flips the sides around,just starts beating them all up.
Yeah, it's pretty cool,although it does look kind of
funny because he's still wearingthe hat and the backpack and
everything it's.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
They just stapled.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Like Indiana Jones, they stapled a fedora to his
head that was bright, that wasvery bright, but then he picks
up April and just carries heroff into the subway like down
the tunnel and they startplaying Phantom of the Opera.
Well, he carries her back to theturtle lair and then you find
out there's a foot soldier thatfollowed them all the way there.

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And then, while they're tryingto wake her up, he's like
looking through and peekingthrough the little hole in the
door and realizes that you know,hey, these people live here.
So eventually they explain toApril like who they are.
She thinks they're in a dream.
She's like why don't I everdream of Harrison Ford?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
That's such a 1990 thing.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
But I like when they lay her on the couch.
Michael H looks a 1990 thing,but I like when they lay her on
the couch.
Michelangelo looks up and hegoes.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Can we keep her?
Can we keep her?
It's like no.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
But, like when she wakes up, she starts screaming.
And you got Michelangelo andLeonardo look at each other and
go start screaming like girlstoo.
But they take her back to herapartment.
She tells them she'd invitethem up, but she doesn't have
anything but frozen pizza.
And that's when you have.
Donatello pops out of the sewer.
He's, like you said, the magicword.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Pizza.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
So then it cuts to them laughing and joking and
stuff in her apartment.
They go downstairs becausethey're leaving or whatever.
And they're leaving or whateverand they're like bye.
They get back and Splinter'sbeen kidnapped.
Their whole place has beenransacked.
And that's when you have likeRaphael kind of loses, it walks
in.
He's like nah.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Raphael.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Well then they show back up at April's place and
they're like she's like whathappened.
You know Splinter.
Well then they show back up atApril's place and they're like
she's like what happened?
You know splinter, Splinter.
So then they start living withher.
I think Danny comes in because,basically, like the dad won't
let him out of his sight.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
And so, like he sees Michelangelo in the mirror,
turns around and he's gone.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Isn't his dad like the quintessential
too-busy-to-be-a-parent father?
Pretty much?
Yeah, he's like I've gotbusiness to do and he like runs
off with a typewriter and stuff.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I need to be at work Money.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
After that they have Danny and his dad going down the
road and all of a sudden, as hejumps out.
So I don't know how he got outof the seatbelt.
He like grr.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
And his dad just looks at him and clicks the
unclick Run away Good.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
I'm telling your mom you joined the circus.
He runs down to the subway andthat's when you see the coolest
teenage hideout ever.
Because the Foot Clan just gotall these kids playing poker,
smoking, playing arcade games,skating ever.
Because the Foot Clan just gotall these kids playing poker,
smoking, playing arcade games,skating.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Like hoodlums they are.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, skateboarding hoodlums, it really makes like
being a bad guy, like huh, itdoesn't seem that terrible.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, I see all the arcade games they have and
that's when you kind of getintroduced to what's his name.
Guy was in Moon.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Oh, I was going to gonna say guy, but that's from,
uh, the movie that he's in.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
He was in sam rockwell, sam rockwell yeah, one
of his original like firstroles sam rockwell was in the
yeah basically he's walking.
He's walking down these two likeolder teenagers.
He's like so what do you think?
He's like regular, a mental.
He's like holding outcigarettes to give him and stuff
.
And then it flashes over tolike you see, some of the older,
you know teenager stuffpracticing their ninjutsu or
basically getting beat up by thesecond-in-command guy.

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Then you have this wholeShredder like walk in slow.
You know you're here becausethe outside world doesn't love
you.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
But Shredder loves you.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
I mean basically, he's like I am your father, this
is your family.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Who does the voice of Shredder?

Speaker 2 (16:10):
The voice I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Wasn't it, uncle Phil .

Speaker 2 (16:13):
No, that was for the cartoon.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
David McCarron.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
David McCarron does the voice.
James Saito is the originalShredder.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
We know who does Shredder in.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
TMNT 2.
We do, but after that you haveDanny, raises his hand, tells
him he knows where the turtlesare.
And that's when uh was it, ref.
You see rafael and leonardoarguing because they.
Rafael wants to go look forsplinter right now.
Leonardo's like no.
First we got to find out somemore information.

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April's on the tv talking abouthow you know, there's this
ancient ninja clan here in thecity, ninja clan.
Well, raphael goes off on hisown again goes to the rooftop.
Casey Jones sees him from afarwith some binoculars.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
He just has a.
Well, he's sitting.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Peeping.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Tom.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Basically, casey Jones is sitting on a roof
fixing his gear or whatever, andhe's got to see something in
the distance and try to figureout what it is.
He pulls up his binoculars, cantell it's Raphael, and Raphael
proceeds to get curb stomped bya whole host of foot soldiers
yeah, because he's beating themup.
He's like how do you expect tobeat me?
And then they all like close inat once.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
And he's like, oh wait.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Well, I mean, like the next scene is like him
getting kicked in the stomach.
You're not supposed to do that.
You're supposed to go one at atime.
Yeah, one at a time.
Eventually he gets thrownthrough the sunroof of the
building lands and he's prettymuch incapacitated for like the
next 30 minutes of the movie.
And you have the three turtlestrying to fight in April's
apartment with all sorts ofstuff you have, like

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Michelangelo doing his like testwith the other ninja turtle or
with the other foot soldier.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah, see, isn't there like a big goof in there
too, like you can see theirwires.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Not in that part.
There's a part where you cansee actually one of the
cameramen.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, see one of the cameramen.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Or one of the not the actors, but the crewmen.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Like they're foam.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
He's crouched down behind a table as they're
fighting the soldiers.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Their foam swords are like bending on Goofy and stuff
.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, there's one scene where, when Leonardo
originally leaves April'sapartment, the sword gets stuck
on the wall and it kind of bendsbackwards as he's walking by.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
And then the famous dude inside the mouth of one of
the turtles.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Well, yeah, that's later.
We're getting there.
We're getting there Bright eyesjust staring.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Basically, yeah, the turtle's fighting.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
They're doing all this stuff.
Well then there's a part wherethe turtle's basically like
rolling across and the footsoldiers keep missing and
hitting the axes on the floor.
And then they look up andthere's more foot soldiers about
to jump in.
He's like I don't think it'ssuch a good idea for your guys
to join.
Well, they jump in and then thewhole floor collapses into the
basement or into the first floorof, like the antique store.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
I hope she gets her deposit back.
She's not.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
They start fighting down there, it she's not.
They start fighting down there,it gets caught on fire.
Casey Jones shows up, saves theday, basically holding off the
foot soldiers in time foreverybody to get out.
Then they go to the old farm,where the old farm yeah,
basically April is like tellinglittle stories, but she's like
drawing the different scenes andstuff.
You've got Donatello and CaseyJones working on the truck so

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they can get back.
Michelangelo's pretty much offjust training by himself.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
You got Leonardo, you're like waving nunchucks and
you're out.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
You got Leonardo just kind of sitting by Raphael's
side as he's unconscious in thetub.
He's dead Pretty much.
But actually they ache in thispart to more of like why they
chose Michelangelo to be thelast Ronin in the comics because
he takes it the hardest,because that's why he goes off
by himself and he's actuallytraining punching the punching
bag and all sorts of stuff, andthat's why they chose him later

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on Not eating pizza.
But eventually Raphael wakes up.
They start training some moreLeonardo's kind of meditating
and Splinter kind of calls outto him through the astral plane.
So then they have their theForce ghost projects himself.
It is part of Ninja Turtles.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Ninja Turtles.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
I like turtles.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
I like turtles I like turtles as he starts crying.
He's just like.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
But they basically have the whole Force ghost scene
where they start meditating andSplinter tells him that he
loves him and this might be thelast time he gets to talk to him
, and then you are the chosenone.
It makes me tear up a littlebit, because you've got
Michelangelo starting to cry.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
That's how Mitch cries just sloppy.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
But then after that they head back and Danny's
hiding out in their sewer, lairfrom the Foot Clan because he
doesn't want to be part of themanymore.
I'm a good guy now.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
I don't want to be a foot guy.
I'm joining the Shoulder Clan.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
The Head and Shoulder Clan.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
They all have dandruff.
Don't make fun of the dandruff,dust Dandruff.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
They stand over people go ah ah.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
But with Danny standing there, they're like ah
yeah, we should really go afterthe Foot Clan, but we should get
a good night's rest first, sothey all go to sleep.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Danny betrays all of them.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, he wants to be a good guy, wakes up, goes back
you.
He goes to talk to Splinterwhere he's being held, and
Shredder catches him.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Kills him.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
He molests him with his eyes.
What?
Because he looks at him andthen he's not touching him, but
he's moving his hand down hisbody.
He's sensitive, looking at him.
And then he reaches in his backpocket and pulls out the
picture of the Ninja Turtle.
He's like they're back Then hekills him.
You would think right.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
But so he sends all the foot soldiers after him.
He's like this time I go myself.
So all the foot soldiers showup, the turtles turn on the
steam in the lair and beat themall up before it clears.
And then that's when Raphaelhe's standing there eating an
apple he goes gosh.
I sure do wish there was moreof them.

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And then more charge in andthey beat them up.
They literally chased the footsoldiers out of the sewers where
the foot soldiers are runningfrom them trying to get away.
They chase them to the rooftop.
That's when Shredder shows up,proceeds to beat the holy hell
out of all four of them.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
And then they trick.
Basically, he provokes Leonardointo anger and tricks him to
where, basically, all he'd haveto do is stab him in the throat,
because he's already trappedhim on the ground.
He makes the other three throwtheir weapons away.
That's when Splinter shows up,because Casey's beating up Tatsu
, which is like the second incommand, rescued Splinter and
somehow Splinter disappears fromthe middle of a crowd, this

(22:34):
giant rat that they were holdingonto, oh, he's a rat and he's
at the top of the building.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
He's very crafty.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
But Shredder realizes that Splinter is the same rat
that cut his face.
Oh Same rat, yeah, when hekilled Hamato Yoshi, which was
Splinter's master, oh, yeah,yeah, yeah.
Well, he goes charging at himbecause he loses his cool.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Oh, no, he goes charging him.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
And when the turtles threw their weapons off,
michelangelo's nunchuck got hungon one of the ladders.
So he grabs that like, wraps itaround, flips him over and then
, you know, shredder beingShredder tries to throw a knife,
loses his grip, falls into thetrash compactor in the trash
truck and basically andbasically, casey Jones just
commits murder.
He walks over and goes, whoops,he pulls the lever down, hey,

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wait, and then you get the wholecelebration of Casey and April
kissing the turtles high-fivingon top of the rooftop.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Can't believe?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
she's specious like that.
But yeah, it's a great movie.
If you like Ninja Turtles andyou've never seen this, shame on
you.
You should Shame on you.
I wish they would go back tolike these suits Because, while
I know that they were aproduction nightmare.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Because they said like the guys lost 20 pounds
from sweating inside these suits.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Those suits did not look like they breathed.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah, what's funny is the one turtle that was an
actor and the stunt guy insidethe suit.
All of them had cameos at onepoint.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Raphael, you could see their face.
But that guy shows a cameowhere he was a footman and he
had a mask on.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
No, not that one, that was Donatello's.
Oh yeah, Donatello, he's thefoot soldier that tells April
that, like yo, she needs tosilence herself.
He was talking about the FootClan in the subway.
Raphael's the one where, whenhe's chasing Casey Jones down
the street, he rolls across thehood and then the guy in the
back of the cab leans up.
What the heck was that?
That was him.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Some guy dressed in pajamas.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Michelangelo's cameo.
The actor was the Domino'sPizza guy that leans in.
He's trying to put the pizzathrough the grate.
He's like this is the 10.
The tab's 13.
You're two minutes late, dude.
Yes, I know the world, I know.
Let's see Leonardo's.
He was one of the teenagers inthe Foot Clan at the very end

(24:52):
when Casey Jones is fightingTatsu.
He's one of the ones standingright next to Sam Rockwell.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah, is fighting Tatsu.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
He's one of the ones standing right next to Sam
Rockwell.
Yeah, but yeah.
I mean Corey Feldman does thevoice of Donatello, which he
actually, because he didn'tthink the movie would be good,
only took like I think it waslike $6,000 to $7,000 for pay,
and that was it, and then he wasreally mad that they wouldn't
give him anything else laterwhen the movie did so well, Is
he still alive?
Yeah, he actually has a band ofsome sort, Corey.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Feldman yeah.
He's just like ska, it's weird,it's not ska, it's some sort of
pop thing that didn't do verywell.
He hired a bunch of underwearmodels to be backup dancers.
It was very strange.
All right, what happens now,mitch?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Well, now we have some trivia for you.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
All right.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
I'm ready hey guess it is Ninja Turtle trivia.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Oh no, Because it's like the eighth time we've done
it.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Oh, no, well, not the movie, we've done cartoons All
right, this is mine.
Don't put that in mine.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
We just have Mitch yelling screaming nonstop, so
I'm not going to know whichone's which.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
All right.
Question number one what is thename of the news station where
April O'Neil works?

Speaker 3 (26:09):
City News it's a number Channel 3 News.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yes, look at that.
Oh, I Keep score.
Look at that.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, I remember, I said that Channel Three News Did
you.
Did you say that?

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Tyler.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
I did a really great ventriloquist impression.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Number two who directed the 1990 Teenage Mutant
Ninja?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Turtles.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Wasn't it a douche guy?
Didn't we say he was Doochearlier?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
That was the guy that did the replacements.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
It's all bleeding together.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
I'm trying to think directors that would be
prevalent, sam Mendes.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
No.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Baron.
He was big in animatronic stuffback then.
Close Like uh, mike, some plainboring name.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
I'll give it to you, steve Baron, steve Baron.
Ah yes, steve, what's mypunishment?

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Hayden, uh, let's see Number three, which actor
played Casey Jones.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Uh, the dude from um.
Let's see Number three.
Which actor played Casey Jones?
The dude from that John Goodmanmovie?
He was a serial killer.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
I don't know that movie Coats.
He was also in Shooter.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
It was like Eli Coats Coatis.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Elias.
Well, I think it's Elias, orElias Elias Coatis.
Yes, good luck, tom Yep.
Number four what is the name?

Speaker 3 (27:45):
of the Foot Clan's headquarter in the 1990 film the
headquarter, yeah, ourheadquarters.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
The Foot Lair Close the Foot Locker.
The Foot Den the Foot Locker.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
What were they?
In Some sort of warehouse, itwas just like chains the foot
building Foot factory.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
You've said both words, not together, though.
The foot warehouse, yes.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Oh God.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
This is going to be a long night.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Number five In the 1990 film what pizza toppings do
Michelangelo and Donatelloorder?

Speaker 3 (28:18):
It's like marshmallows or something stupid
.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Pepperoni.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
No, and pineapple, it's anchovies.
I know anchovies is one of them, anchovies and mushrooms, if
you put anchovies on that thing.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Mushrooms and onions.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
I'll give you both a point, because it was mushrooms
and anchovies.
There you go.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I'll take it my pity point your pity point.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Let's see what martial arts weapon does Raphael
use?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Bow Steph Sigh.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
It's Raphael.
Oh, I thought you saidDonatello.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I don't know, I'm tired.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
All right number seven.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Lightsaber who provided.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Well, you won't know this one.
The voice for Leonardo wasBrian Tocci, number.
The voice for Leonardo wasBrian Tocci, number eight.
I did know that.
Did you know that one?
What is the name?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
of the sensei rat Splinter.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Master Splinter.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Well, it just says Splinter here.
Of course it does.
Let's see Number nine In the1990 film.
What is the name of Danny'sfather, april's boss?
I forgot his name when I wastalking about it, but yeah, good
luck, mike Peckerhead.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
It's something stupid because his last name has
something to do with money.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
If you could tell me the first name.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Daniel, no, I don't know what's like a rich white
guy it's like Charlie or Charles.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
John Michael Charles.
It was a Charles.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Charles.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Pennington, that was money.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
I called it All right Number 10.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Pennington what is the primary color of Leonardo's
headband?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Blue.
Yes, I was like Leonardo's blueLeonardo's blue.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Let's see who played the role of April O'Neil in the
1990 film Hoag was her last nameJudith Hoag, Judith Hoag yep,
you're just staring at me likeI'm supposed to.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
I'm hoping you get something.
I got two, two.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
He's got two.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Let's see we're going by golf scoring right?
Oh yeah, because right now Ihave an eagle.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Eagle In the 1990 film.
What is the name of the kid whodelivers?

Speaker 3 (30:26):
pizza to the turtle's sewer.
Basically, who is Charles' son,danny?

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yes, oh, okay, you don't have a buzzer but sure I
already get in a headache.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Who's Danny Payton I?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
already get in the point.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
This isn't a buzzer-worthy trivia.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
How dare you Just for that?
Who provided the voice for, orwho provided the?
Who was the actor that playedShredder in the 1990 film?
I already said his name.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah, I don't remember it.
Kevin Nash no.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Kevin something.
Something.
Kevin Kevin Feige.
I don't remember Something.
Kevin Kevin Feige, I don'tremember.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Jared Hess, james Saito oh.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Number 29.
In the 1990 film what?

Speaker 3 (31:12):
weapon does Casey Jones use to fight Raphael?
It was a cricket club orsomething like that.
Cricket bat.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
There's something he uses first.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Hockey stick.
It's got to be a hockey stick.
Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
All right, let's see what is the name of the Foot
Clan's second in command.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Tochi, taki, taki.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
It's like Tachirobe or something.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
No, you're close, though it starts with a T Taki.
It's like Tachirobe orsomething.
No, you're close, though itstarts with a T Tatsu.
Yes, yeah, 10 to 4.
You're doing great, tom.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Let's see what is the color of Donatello's headband.
I heard touchdown.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Purple Okay.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Small amount of P.
Small amount of Q, Number 36.
Yes, I'm skipping some becauseit mixed in the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles 2 and 3 in thesequestions In the 1990 film.
What is the name of the FootClan?
That's the same question, SeeChatGBT messes up, I didn't do
it.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Is it Tatsu?
No, it was.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Basically, it was asking you what was the name of
the warehouse again, the FootWarehouse, is it Tatsu?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
No, it was Basically I was asking you what was the
name of the warehouse?

Speaker 2 (32:19):
again, foot warehouse In the 1990 film.
What does Raphael yell severaltimes when he flips into the
sewer or losing his side.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
It was always like a profanity.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
It was always like Was it, was it now?

Speaker 3 (32:31):
It was darn, but not that.
So what was it?
D-a-m-a?
Water runs into a dam.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Yeah, we agreed.
That's not a bad word.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
A dam is not a curse word.
I mean, I think it is but Tomsays it's not, I just remember
my mom being like, oh, everytime.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Well, instead of saying you know God, you know
whatever, like when I was alittle kid, I would say bad
damage, like throw something.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Let's see oh and like throw something.
Let's see oh in the 1990 film.
What does Michelangelo use tofight the Foot Clan in April's
apartment, besides his nunchucks?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
A spatula.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
No.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
An iron.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
No.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
A blender.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
No.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Rolling pin.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
No.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
It's a musical instrument.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
A cello?
No.
Trumpet no, clarinet, saxophoneno, it's a musical instrument.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
A cello no, trumpet no Clarinet.
Saxophone no A trumpet, oboe.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
This is wrong, but I know the actual answer.
Oh, because for some reason itsays pizza, but that's not what
he uses, it's a musicalinstrument.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Guitar no, harmonica no.
Tuba instrument GuitarHarmonica.
No An accordion.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
No, it's a two-handed instrument because there's two
separate.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Cymbals.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
The cymbal monkey.
I was going to say drumsticks.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
He gets several of them together and he's like pop
pop.
Let's see In the 1990 film whatis the name of the antique shop
below April's apartment?
1990 film.
What is the name of the antiqueshop below April's apartment?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Mrs Chow's Gifts of the Far East.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
No idea, chan's.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
The second time around shop?
What Stupid.
What about the first timearound?
They weren't antiques back then.
Alright, and we'll just do thelast question on this part.
What, yes, the second timearound shop Stupid, okay.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
What about the first?

Speaker 3 (34:17):
time around.
Is that on a different street.
They weren't antiques back then.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
All right, and we'll just do the last question on
this part In 1990 film what doesSplinter hold while meditating
in the sewer, Would it?
Be, a stick A staff?
Yeah, A staff.
A discarded dildo, hayden winsby a good bit Yay.

(34:41):
But since we finished this parta little early, we're going to
talk a little bit about somestuff that we've been watching
lately.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
You watched anything lately or played any games
lately?

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Let me think of a good punishment for Tom.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Me and Reg will be watching Peaky Blondes.
Peaky Blondes Now.
Have you seen?
It before no, never seen it?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Oh, you've never seen it.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Oh, I watched the first episode when it came out
and didn't get into it.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Well, you're lucky because some of these seasons
were like two years apart, soyou don't have to wait.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
We quickly went from the beginning and I was like uh.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
And then the end of season one.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
I heard they're doing a film with all them reprising
their roles.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Yeah, I never finished the last season, I
don't know why, I just couldn'tget into it.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
It's because it was like three years after the
season before it.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, it kind of just wore off on you.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
It's only so much that the dude Kelly Murphy's
character he just surviveseverything.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Literally literally.
Just like you, lucky bum, I'vebeen playing Space Marines 2.
I'm almost done with thecampaign, didn't they?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
come out with more DLC for it.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, they did.
They got a whole bunch of newDLC stuff, the Space.
Wolves, the Iron Fists, theRaven Guard, Dark Angels, so
there's like more to play.
Yeah, they added, I think,three new operations, missions.
There's a couple new maps, newweapons.
They got a really cool tacticalsuit for the space wolves,

(36:03):
where you have like a wolf'shead helmet.
Oh, that is cool.
That looks really awesome.
That would be pretty cool.
It is really cool.
I was like I think it's theassault class.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
I was like ooh.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Because you know, I like my bulwark and the dark
angels with the hood and likethe big helmet with the big
feathers on the side, like Thorlooks really awesome.
That game is peak masculinity.
Because I started playing it andthen, like five minutes in, I'm
like for the emperor and I'mlike brother, brother, as I'm
like cutting people down Because, like, I only played like the

(36:33):
first two missions and then wewent right into multiplayer and
started grinding that out whenwe all got the game and then we
were doing the operations.
So now that I'm actuallyplaying through the campaign, I
was like those Xenos scum.
I hate them, I hate y'all.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
I hate y'all.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
It's like heretic.
So have either one of y'allwatched Daredevil yet yeah.
Nope you haven't watched it yet.
Nope, never's wrong with you Alot.
It's actually a good show.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
I just know the guy because he's in the Spider-Man
movie and he's Peter Parker'slawyer and he catches the brick
and it's like how'd you do that?
He?

Speaker 3 (37:04):
goes.
I'm a great lawyer.
The Netflix one was good.
It kind of petered towards theend but the Disney reboot is
actually pretty good, it's noteven a reboot.
It's like a.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
I mean it's like a continuation, pretty much like a
year later.
Yeah, it's actually pretty good, I was surprised Disney went to
the level of violence and stuffthat they went.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
They're not as surprising for Disney.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
They kept it R-rated.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
There's a serial killer who's like.
What's that mysterious graffitiartist that makes it People
want to spend a million dollarson his stuff?
He just does something I don'tknow.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
But in this TV show he's called Muse.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
But he uses people's blood as the paint.
I can't have him spacing on hisname.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
What's his name?
He's like a mysterious artistand like he, like they put a
remember that he put a famouspainting on auction and like
like once the guy sold for amillion dollars the frame of the
painting, was a paper shredderand just shredded the painting
right as it was sold.
You never it was like a realthing.
Yeah, it happened.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
And everybody's like.
I love the art.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
What is that guy's name?
It's like I can't remember whatit's called.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
All right, but basically, yeah, this guy,
somehow he mixes chemicals withit and basically he kidnaps
people, drains them of theirblood and then uses that to
paint stuff, because the citycrew and stuff realize they
can't wash it off with theirnormal stuff.
But Kingpin becomes mayor andhe knows who Daredevil is and
he's like you know, we can'thave vigilantes around here

(38:35):
Banksy.
Yeah, sure, that guy.
Okay, but you have White Tiger,that basically he's getting
framed and Daredevil has to likeLawyer him out.
See, I'm trying to find a way tophrase it without divulging the
main plot.
That happens at the verybeginning.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Lawyer antics ensue.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Courtroom drama.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Well, you know, then things happen to him.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
He dates a psychiatrist.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah, punisher shows back up.
He's still crazy.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
The only problem I have with the show is it ended,
and it just ended.
Obviously, they were leaving itopen for more well, they've
already started.
They've already been filmingseason two I was like, oh okay,
so there's going to be anotherepisode.
And then, like three weeks wentby and I was like what's
another episode going on?
I checked and it was like itwas.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
I guess, the season's done well, I mean, I know
they've already started filmingthe second season because
there's set photos of daredevilin a suit that he never wore
this first season.
So they've already startedfilming it.
So it's supposed to come outnext year, the next season.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
It's interesting because Kingpin is the mayor of
New York now and he's positionedeverybody to hate vigilantes
through politics and Daredevil'strying to be retired and stuff
like that.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
But they keep pulling him back in, they keep bringing
him back in.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
I'm not back.
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
I'm back.
I'm thinking I'm back.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
But yeah, bullseye's in it a little bit again, which
is the guy that can't miss,basically, except for he does.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
He's a more realistic Bullseye.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
He doesn't ricochet peanuts into old ladies' mouths
and stuff like that and causechoking, although he does use a
tooth to blind a guy.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Well, he basically gets smashed in the face and
while he's being stitched up inprison, he like smiles and
there's blood in his mouth.
He spits his tooth out at theguy and hits him in the eye,
while the guard's like wallowingon the ground, he steals his
stuff and proceeds to escapeprison.
That's so stupid.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Tom, I have your punishment.
Okay, what is it?
Amnesia?
The bunker, what it's?
On Game Pass.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
It's a game.
Yeah, oh Wow, we haven't doneany game.
Punishment in forever.
That's yours, amnesia.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Send it to me on Messenger.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
It's pretty good.
The Messenger it's pretty goodand the Daredevil basically it
ends off where it leads in, likeyou think they're going to
bring back the rest of theNetflix characters for the
street level stuff, but they'renot.
Well, I mean, I'm pretty surethey are, or at least some of
them, because that's there'salready a few that's already,
like mentioned that they'vesigned on to appear in Marvel
stuff.
Didn't say what I sent it toyou, thank you.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Yeah, we're tired, we're struggling.
Right, you played any gameslately?
Uh, I played that uh expedition33 I can never, I can never
remember what the full game iscalled um.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
I think that's it, isn't it no, it's got some
famous fancy.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Let me type in expedition 33.
Uh, there it is glare, obscure,expeditioncure, expedition 33.
I don't know why they don'tjust call it Expedition 33.
It's just too easy.
Yeah, it's a beautiful game.
You know, the voice acting isokay.
It's very like.
I think it's made by like aKorean film or production studio

(41:51):
, so like sometimes the thingsthey say and, like the
mannerisms that happen, feellike I don't know weird, uh for
an english speaking voice cast.
But um, it's, it is verybeautiful.
It's a turn-based rpg with likeqte mechanics where you can
press a button at the right timeand block or parry whatever,

(42:13):
and if you get good at that, youcan use those mechanics at the
right time and block or parrywhatever, and if you get good at
that, you can use thosemechanics to build abilities to
like, essentially go SuperSaiyan and, you know, blow up
the bad guy.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Super Saiyan's.
Pretty cool the way that thecameras work in the game.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
to maneuver around the battlefield as you're
fighting enemies is really cool.
I've never seen it done likethat, because it'll drop to your
feet when there's a toweringmonster that you're fighting and
it really gives you a sense ofscale and make you kind of I
don't know encompass theuniverse a lot better than just
a typical RPG where it's justlike here's a wide shot of

(42:51):
everybody and that little greenthing's you and that big green
thing's the bad guy.
But it's pretty cool.
I'm super into it, I'm playingit, but I'm also super
distracted by OblivionRemastered.
I watched a few videos on it.
It looks really good.
It is good I haven't playedOblivion in, probably.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Since it came out.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
When did?

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Oblivion come out Like 2006?
.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
It feels like it's been 20 years, so that sounds
about right Because it was onthe Xbox 360?
.
Or was it on the original Xbox.
Let's find out.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
I don't think it was on the original.
I don't think it came out forthe original.
I think it was a 360.
Oblivion, I 360.
Oblivion.
I don't remember what year itcame out, though Original.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Well, I mean, skyrim was on the 360, wasn't it?
It was a 2006 release, so it'sbeen almost 20 years, wow.
And we still can't get ElderScrolls 6.
And did you hear?
Grand Theft Auto 6 is lookingto be delayed.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeah, it's being delayed until.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
May of next year and like Rockstar was, like we're
sorry, yeah, like you're stillgonna buy and you're gonna spend
a hundred bucks on it too.
But anyways, back to Oblivion.
It's nice.
They've really I don't knowwhat they've done to like
upscale the audio but likehearing Patrick Stewart do the

(44:10):
like intro and like settle youinto the adventure and stuff,
like that man, it just you'rejust like, ah, a true adventure
game.
I, I miss these games, you know.
And then next thing, you know,you're out of the prison and
you're out into the wilds andthere's one quest over there,
every elder scrolls game.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
But like all these, like great adventure games all
start with you beingincarcerated yeah, it's like a
theme and you know, you know youjust get sidetracked.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
There's so much to do .
The old school mechanics ofOblivion were the best.
You know like how.
It was simple, not overly likeskill tree out the wazoo, it was
just.
You want to get good withswords, swing a sword a lot you
want to get good at jumping.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Jump a lot you want to get good at jumping Jump a
lot, you want to get good atwalking.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Yeah, just keep on walking.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Keep on walking, or like we watched Jeff play
earlier you want to get good atbeating people up?
Just keep punching them.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Punch the crap out of them, but the graphics, amazing
.
Uptick on the graphics.
I don't remember if Oblivionhad a daily cycle.
At least it wasn't as prominentas this is, and I feel like
there's a weather system as wellin this, as well, I don't think
it was the same as it was inSkyrim.

(45:26):
Yeah, because man night andOblivion Morrowind was really
weird like fantasy levelOblivion.
That was like a nice blend.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
And there's people still playing.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Morrowind yeah, skyrim was like barely fantasy
compared to Oblivion andMorrowind.
Yeah, it was a different kindof tone.
Much more grounded kind of game.
But you know, and then again itwas like the best RPG of all
time.
With the title oh Dovahkiinit's also interesting too to see

(45:57):
kind of like the ground layersof Skyrim in Oblivion you can
see Skyrim in Oblivion.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
I saw a short earlier where some guy like went to
like some part of the map andit's like, if you look this way,
this is technically whereSkyrim is and that's Highrothgar
.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Yeah, and they like the fact that they planned all
that out to that point andthey'll show the dragon symbol
from Skyrim and things like thatare pertaining to the Nord
people and I don't know ifthat's from the remastered
version or the original version,but it's pretty cool.
It's that well thought out.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
I think even the Blade's helmet has the dragon
thing on it oh yeah, the symbol.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Yeah, I also remember the legendary gear in Oblivion
was really worth it.
It felt much more I don't knowlike an accomplishment to have
than anything in Skyrim when youget that stuff.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
When Oblivion came out, I played maybe two hours of
it.
A friend of mine had it and Ididn't get into it.
It was kind of lost on mebecause I was a little young for
it.
When Skyrim came out and Istarted playing it, I was like
18, or I was 19 years old man.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
I graduated high school when Oblivion came out
2011.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
I was already graduated.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
I remember graduating high school and playing
Oblivion.
I was a freshman in college.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
My brother was a year away from graduating my little
brother, little brother, you'resuch a little guy, tom, you're
so young.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Another.
According to that guy at theshow, I'm old he thought you
were older than us.
I look 4,000 years oldapparently.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Really he didn't think you were that old.
He thought you were like 30.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
I'll take it.
I told Mitch after he left.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
I was like we just met older Hayden.
That's who that was.
And I was like Hayden, has atime machine in your late 50s.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Stick with it, guys.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
You can do it In 20 years he'll have a time machine
and he'll come back and just tohassle me.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Well, because he was wearing like an event shirt, but
Castle me Well, because he waswearing like an event shirt.
But then he went and changedinto Spider-Man and then he just
hung around us just making funof Tom the whole time.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yeah, he was supposed to be like working, but he just
spent like the whole time.
Just givety crap talking toMitch, talking to us and giving
me the business.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
He's my new favorite fan.
I remember that guy's name.
What was his name?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Was it Chris Sure?

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Yeah, don't remember.
I don't remember his name.
Hey, if you're listening.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Reach out on social media and tell us.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Tell us who you are, we'll get it right.
Who are?

Speaker 2 (48:25):
you future, Hayden.
But another game that we andyou have talked about before is
the Ready to Not.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Ready or Not Ready?

Speaker 2 (48:32):
to Not Ready or Not comes out this summer.
Ready or Not.
Ready or Not comes out thissummer.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
On.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Game.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Pass yeah, on console .
It's been on Steam for years.
What do you guys?

Speaker 3 (48:38):
think about the finals, because that's on Game
Pass.
I haven't played that I playeda little bit of it.
I streamed it with my crappyinternet but, glitches aside, it
was actually pretty good.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Is it like Futuristic Base Extraction Shooter?
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
It's a lot of pinging and marking and stuff.
But like the the gunplay feltpretty smooth okay.
So oh, have you guys seenmarathon?
no, that's like the destinyversion or something, or
something so marathon was madeby bungie before halo it was a
dos game like, maybe just likethe shortly after DOS era, and
then Halo and the rest ishistory with Bungie.

(49:19):
So they're going back to theirroots with Marathon and you're
basically robots, I think, andyou're in a PvP setting.
But it's no.
I think it's an extractionshooter too, and you just go in
and there's only like two orthree other teams.
You can avoid each otherentirely or you can complete

(49:40):
objectives and kill the enemyand whatever, and you know get
loot and then come out and do itall over again.
But the graphics seem reallysmooth.
It has that like kind of oldschool Halo feel where it's very
like axis linear on how youshoot.
It's not like Call of Dutywhere you're just guns or just
never hold still the entire time.
It's very straight plane yes.

(50:02):
So you know, like if thecrosshair is there, your
bullet's going to go there, so Icould take it.
I don't know if you guys getinto it.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Well, I mean, I hadn't played that one.
I watched a little bit onReddit, or not.
I watched a little bit onReddit, or not, it's not out yet
, but it looks interesting.
I mean it looks like it's fun,because you actually have to
like, you know hey, put yourhands up or you know, actually
handcuff the people you can like, give verbal commands.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
You have to secure evidence.
Secure weapons yeah, I watchedit.
You can talk people.
And then there's like stuffwhere it's like people like you
think?
A like a citizen, yeah, andthen they pull a gun on you.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Uh, I watched a guy last year play it had it on pc
and, like you, set your squad,like you hire people and but
sometimes like it's kind of likerunning a business, to like do
swat extractions and stuff, butlike uh, if you're, if you, if
your people die a lot, it'stougher to find work because,
you're a crappy leader and youknow if you overwork people
they'll become stressed andthey'll make dumb decisions and

(51:00):
stuff.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
They'll shoot you because, like there's a I've, I
have it on steam.
I've played it a good bit andI've watched a lot of people
play and knowing what we know.
It's like, oh like, there'slike one where it's just
basically this huge drug house.
It's a massive apartmentthere's, there's like Heidi
holes into each room and drop abomb on it.
Yeah, it's like nuke it fromorbit.
That's the plan.
But you got to go in andeveryone's pretty much hostile,

(51:22):
like literally everyone.
And like as soon as I startedlike I you know, did like the
camera thing under the door,nobody you could see it's.
Square up my plates on the door, step in, go to the unknown and
there's just a dude with ashotgun who just blows my brains
out.
As I'm turning, I see him in myperipheral.
I was like, ah, I'm trying towhip him at my mouse, he just

(51:44):
goes and I died.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
I was like this is stupid.
You get points like more moneyto buy better equipment,
depending on how you do it.
If you can do it withnon-lethals and never kill
anybody, you're going to get aton of money that you can do
whatever you want with.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
I've seen Aculite and them play it.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
They were drawn penises on the back.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Yeah, they're like a sand table, because there's like
the trail, like left-eyed asyou draw it and like stone, and
then like him and Tom McGrathwould just start drawing dicks
on them.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Well, what was funny was like one of them was trying
to talk and the other three areliterally drawing two circles in
a long oblong.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
When I was a team leader in the Army, I had to do
a lane and I had to do a sandtable portion and it was like
this long lane where I had twoportions of my team.
So I drew a circle on thebottom right and drew a circle
on the bottom left and I waslike all right, we're going to
travel up this shaft of the laneand I positioned people and

(52:39):
stuff and they're like ugh.
They totally knew.
But man, because I associatedwith the penis they like
flawless the entire time.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Flawless execution they impregnated the target.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Because it's something you can watch.
I want to say it was eitherEngland or Germany or something.
There's a new sport spermracing.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
I saw that what.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Basically, they took two syringes, put them at each
side and threw a microscope.
They're watching to see whosereaches the end.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
first the one video I watched this.
Dude's swimmers were like notintelligent, but the other ones.
They just hit the wall.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Yeah, this one guy was like just straight down, he
took off and people were holdingmoney.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
He's like, ah yeah, they were bent on it.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
There were some.
One is like this guy wakes upand it's like the German pretzel
cutting Olympics and they havetwo scales.
You gotta cut the pretzel inhalf perfectly and they weigh it
to see how good it was and itwas like 49, 49.
And everyone's like losing it.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
And I was like what is this?
You've seen the one where it'slike John Wick, like you know,
level.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Oh yeah, they put a gun in the middle.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Yeah, the two dudes fight for the gun, and then
whoever can grab it and shootthe guy first.
So it's sim rounds.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Yeah, sim rounds.
But yeah, they're both in suitsand they just start fighting to
see who can get the gun first.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
We need a new sport man People are struggling
nowadays.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
What's an everyman sport?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Something where you can just sit and throw something
.
Where you don't need realathletes.
Yeah, that's where they gotcornhole.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Cornhole, hey cornhole.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
The movie I should have made you watch that.
Yeah, change my punishment.
Let me watch Cornhole, themovie no you're playing amnesia.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
One other thing that we should play or watch is
Phasmophobia.
Remember we.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Yeah, that's on.
Game Pass now.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
It is.
Oh, that's what Tom should haveplayed.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Well, amnesia is going to do fine.
You need to record yourselfwhile you're playing it.
We're all just trying torecapture the moment of me
playing Grounded Shrinking orsomething.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Yeah, grounded, it was grounded, grounded with the
spider and pitch darkness,because I don't think you were
on.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
No, yeah, it was just me and Hayden.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
But Hayden still talks about it because of how
high pitch my screen was.
Yeah, of how high-pitched myscream was.
Yeah, I just heard, ah, like I,literally, because it goes like
on like the cusp of puredarkness.
And I turned and justsilhouetted in front of me is a
gigantic spider and all I see isred eight eyes and the
mandibles go like on my gianttelevision, like I'm sitting,

(55:12):
like I'm sitting three feet froma 75-inch TV and just hear the
spider scream.
I was like, ah, I tried toswing at the spider and slap it.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
I swear I had a heart attack.
I just heard screams andmuffled noise and silence.
Once he got back on, I was likedid you die?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
I was like, yeah, it was a spider.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
I don't think Tom's seen it, but what's fun about
Phasmophobia, which supposedlyit came out in October, so it's
on Game Pass, but is basicallyyour wannabe Sam and Dean going
in to like find out why thishouse is haunted?
Ghost facers, you got to figureout the clues.
You don't fight them, but yougot to figure out the clues to
exorcise the monster or theghost out of the place.
Yeah Well, when you die,there's no, it just you don't

(56:03):
know, like if the person's likescared, they're like ah, and it
just cuts off and you can't hearthat person once they Mitch.
Mitch is dead, but I mean,there's one creepy little
doll-looking girl that followsyou around.
Another one's this giant witchlady that's stalking through the
hallway and stuff.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
It seems like a fun game to play as a group.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Because each group has, like you're, the one with
the EMF detector.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
You're the one with like See what I don't get is
like why don't you just lightthe house on fire Because you
want?

Speaker 3 (56:34):
to save the house Tad .

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Well, yeah, people live there.
I'm not paying you for it.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
People live there yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Why, why, why would you not leave?

Speaker 1 (56:41):
It's like the we're doing it for money.
Is it the haunting, theconjuring?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
The conjuring.
It's like I would have left andtorched that the haunting is
attached to the people now, notthe place Doesn't matter,
whatever it does not matter.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
That's just an excuse to keep the movies going.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
That I'm leaving and coming back with a flamethrower.
All right With holy napalm.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
But yeah, Phasmophobia is something I
think would be fun, not to playall the time, but just to try
out.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
We should get it on and do a little Twitch thing or
something, or something.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Or something.
Or something.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
It would be fun, just get Tom screaming like a girl
in front of an eye, I'm notgoing to lie.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
I'd probably jump and scream too, yeah, I did like
how in Grounded they had like anarachnophobia meter and you
could basically turn it down, soit was literally just two balls
.
It was like one small one for ahead and one was the body and
that was it.
It was like bright purple.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
It still made you scream.
No, it was still like ugh.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Because, I knew what was in my mind yeah, that's our
Ninja Turtles and everythingelse episode.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Yeah, something.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Turtles and things.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Good job, guys.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
We recorded four things today, yeah and just a
thing All you people thatlistened are probably going.
Why do we listen to thesepeople now?

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Don't worry.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
It gets better when we're not exhausted.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Yeah, I think we did pretty good.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Well, it was still funny, especially the Minecraft.
Yeah, trying to stumble throughthat trivia.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Oh hey, it's just like yelling the answers at us.
And so all you had to do isjust repeat it back faster.
I'll give you a hint, it'sgolden apple.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Golden apple, yes.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Tom Point, All right well.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
So did we all get punished?
Nope, nope, just me and you,yep.
Oh, how the turntables, don'tworry.
Now that I know oh how thethick plot, now that I know that
we're doing trivia again.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
It ends up in punishments, I guess randomly
this time.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
No, we haven't done it.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
We got steaks, Steaks .
Well, last time we did triviay'all were like no, I don't want
to do punishments, who gets topick next?
But I see how it is.
I see how it is Steaks, steaksFood.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
But that was it for this episode of Entertain this.
My name is Tom, I'm Hayden, I'mMitch and we'll see you on the
next one.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Goodbye, your Honor.
I object Erroneous.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Get out of my house, oh Hayden, oh my God.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Oh, Andy.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Oh my God, Wow, wow.