Evelyn Phipps
Visit my Swellcast website to reply to my episodes: https://www.swellcast.com/LadyFi This is the personal podcast of Evelyn Phipps (@LadyFi). To learn more or to start your own podcast, please visit www.swellcast.com. Visit https://swellcast.com/LadyFi to add your episodes to this community podcast, or to start your own podcast.
Episodes
July 17, 2025 • 1 min
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"Good morning, my swellcast family. Good morning. And these are the jokes of this day. Okay, shout out to my fingers because I can count on all of them. That car looks nice, but the muffler seems exhausted. That's a good car joke. That's a good car joke. Oh, my gosh. Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday, but I missed. If you see a crime in an Apple store, does that make you an...
"Good morning, my swellcast family. Good morning. And these are the jokes of this day. Okay, shout out to my fingers because I can count on all of them. That car looks nice, but the muffler seems exhausted. That's a good car joke. That's a good car joke. Oh, my gosh. Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday, but I missed. If you see a crime in an Apple store, does that make you an...
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July 15, 2025 • 1 min
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"What did the cereal bring to the bank? Checks. I can't make this stuff up. Okay, okay. Oh, Lord. Oh, my God. The child refused to nap. She was found guilty of resisting arrest. I gotta go. I gotta go. Good morning."
"What did the cereal bring to the bank? Checks. I can't make this stuff up. Okay, okay. Oh, Lord. Oh, my God. The child refused to nap. She was found guilty of resisting arrest. I gotta go. I gotta go. Good morning."
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July 14, 2025 • 2 mins
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"But today, these are the jokes of this day. So I hope it brings you some joy today. Just a little bit of laugh, because it's a Monday. All right, people, here we go. I don't get why Marvel doesn't use the Hulk to advertise more. He's basically one big banner. Oh, my gosh. Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the booze. Oh, my throat."
"But today, these are the jokes of this day. So I hope it brings you some joy today. Just a little bit of laugh, because it's a Monday. All right, people, here we go. I don't get why Marvel doesn't use the Hulk to advertise more. He's basically one big banner. Oh, my gosh. Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the booze. Oh, my throat."
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July 11, 2025 • 1 min
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"I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Okay, okay, okay. One more. What do lawyers wear to court lawsuits? I gotta go. I gotta go. Good morning."
"I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Okay, okay, okay. One more. What do lawyers wear to court lawsuits? I gotta go. I gotta go. Good morning."
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July 10, 2025 • 1 min
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"Good morning, my swell cast family. Good morning. And it's the jokes of this day. So did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Gosh. Okay, you guys, what does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. What is the smartest insect? You guys. A spelling bee. I'm gonna leave it right there. A spelling beat."
"Good morning, my swell cast family. Good morning. And it's the jokes of this day. So did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Gosh. Okay, you guys, what does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. What is the smartest insect? You guys. A spelling bee. I'm gonna leave it right there. A spelling beat."
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July 9, 2025 • 2 mins
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. How do you make an egg roll? You push it. How did the bicycle fall over? Because it was too tired. I can't breathe. Last one, you guys. Last one, I promise. Why do melons have weddings? Because they can't cantaloupe. I gotta go. Good morning. Good morning."
"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. How do you make an egg roll? You push it. How did the bicycle fall over? Because it was too tired. I can't breathe. Last one, you guys. Last one, I promise. Why do melons have weddings? Because they can't cantaloupe. I gotta go. Good morning. Good morning."
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July 8, 2025 • 2 mins
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"In addition to all four hundred and thirty five voting members, five of the six non voting delegates representing the District of Columbia and the US Territories will also be up for election. And winners of these elections will serve in the 120th United States Congress. So you know the assignment, right? You know the assignment. Get out there and vote. Get registered right now, get ready. If ...
"In addition to all four hundred and thirty five voting members, five of the six non voting delegates representing the District of Columbia and the US Territories will also be up for election. And winners of these elections will serve in the 120th United States Congress. So you know the assignment, right? You know the assignment. Get out there and vote. Get registered right now, get ready. If ...
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July 8, 2025 • 1 min
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"Good morning, my swellcast family. Good morning. And these are the jokes of this day. Okay, what is a houseware? A dress? How do trees get online? They just log on. How was Rome split in two with a pair of Caesars? Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he never lands. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Okay, okay, okay. One more, one more, one more. Where can you buy soup in bulk?"
"Good morning, my swellcast family. Good morning. And these are the jokes of this day. Okay, what is a houseware? A dress? How do trees get online? They just log on. How was Rome split in two with a pair of Caesars? Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he never lands. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Okay, okay, okay. One more, one more, one more. Where can you buy soup in bulk?"
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July 7, 2025 • 1 min
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"Good morning, my slack ass family. Good morning. And these are the jokes of this day. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball. What do you call a fake noodle? An imposter. Oh, my God. An imposter. How do you know if a vampire is unwell? Because he'll be coughing. Why did the bullet lose its job? Because it got fired. Okay, okay, okay. One more, one more."
"Good morning, my slack ass family. Good morning. And these are the jokes of this day. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball. What do you call a fake noodle? An imposter. Oh, my God. An imposter. How do you know if a vampire is unwell? Because he'll be coughing. Why did the bullet lose its job? Because it got fired. Okay, okay, okay. One more, one more."
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July 3, 2025 • 2 mins
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"Oh, I seen a lot of people posting about what was their favorite film or what was their guilty pleasure film. And for me, one of them would be Men in Black. And it just so happens that yesterday was Men in Black's so and so's birthday, because it was released on July 2, 1997, and it has gained $587 million worldwide."
"Oh, I seen a lot of people posting about what was their favorite film or what was their guilty pleasure film. And for me, one of them would be Men in Black. And it just so happens that yesterday was Men in Black's so and so's birthday, because it was released on July 2, 1997, and it has gained $587 million worldwide."
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July 3, 2025 • 1 min
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"Good morning, my sweatcast family. Good morning. And this, the jokes of this day. Sometimes it is so good to laugh, because laughter is the best medicine. I'm telling you, a belly full of laughs. You're gonna have a smile on your face. You're gonna use muscles you probably haven't used in a while. And you're gonna. The endorphins that are inside of you are gonna make you feel a lot better."
"Good morning, my sweatcast family. Good morning. And this, the jokes of this day. Sometimes it is so good to laugh, because laughter is the best medicine. I'm telling you, a belly full of laughs. You're gonna have a smile on your face. You're gonna use muscles you probably haven't used in a while. And you're gonna. The endorphins that are inside of you are gonna make you feel a lot better."
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July 2, 2025 • 3 mins
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"The jury found Sean Combs not guilty on racketeering conspiracy. That was count one. But they found him guilty on count three, which was transportation to engage in prostitution in connection with. With his ex girlfriend, Cassie Ventura. And then guilty on count five, which is transportation to engage in prostitution. That's also in connection with his ex girlfriend, who testified under the p...
"The jury found Sean Combs not guilty on racketeering conspiracy. That was count one. But they found him guilty on count three, which was transportation to engage in prostitution in connection with. With his ex girlfriend, Cassie Ventura. And then guilty on count five, which is transportation to engage in prostitution. That's also in connection with his ex girlfriend, who testified under the p...
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July 2, 2025 • 1 min
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"Family. Good morning. I want to tell a couple of jokes. Right. Jokes are so funny. Sometimes we need to just laugh a little. So why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them. You get it? What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on ahead. Oh, my gosh. That is funny. That is so funny. Why are horses so sleepy? Because they're always hitting the hay. Last one."
"Family. Good morning. I want to tell a couple of jokes. Right. Jokes are so funny. Sometimes we need to just laugh a little. So why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them. You get it? What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on ahead. Oh, my gosh. That is funny. That is so funny. Why are horses so sleepy? Because they're always hitting the hay. Last one."
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July 2, 2025 • 1 min
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"Good morning my swellcast family. Good morning. And if you could pick a different career than the career that you're currently in, what would you pick? I mean if you had a choice what would you do? Some people do have choices. They are in a specific profession. Sorry and then they change professions because they get additional degrees, they move to different states and counties and they do wh...
"Good morning my swellcast family. Good morning. And if you could pick a different career than the career that you're currently in, what would you pick? I mean if you had a choice what would you do? Some people do have choices. They are in a specific profession. Sorry and then they change professions because they get additional degrees, they move to different states and counties and they do wh...
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July 1, 2025 • 48 secs
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"To all my July birthday swellers. Happy, happy birthday. My daughter's birthday is this month. My father's birthday was this month. Happy birthday. I hope this month is filled with joy and good laughter and fun. Good food, friends, good weather. I hope everything is a blessing to you this July. So happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday."
"To all my July birthday swellers. Happy, happy birthday. My daughter's birthday is this month. My father's birthday was this month. Happy birthday. I hope this month is filled with joy and good laughter and fun. Good food, friends, good weather. I hope everything is a blessing to you this July. So happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday."
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July 1, 2025 • 1 min
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"No, but there are some that are in college and are working toward that goal. To me being a grown up is so much more than just turning 18. But I want your perspective when is grown grown."
"No, but there are some that are in college and are working toward that goal. To me being a grown up is so much more than just turning 18. But I want your perspective when is grown grown."
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June 29, 2025 • 4 mins
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"It's, of course, makes it more economical for you, that they have the freedom of different foods. So they're living a healthier lifestyle. They have the ability to be able to get out more, which gives them a healthier lifestyle that the health care over there or wherever you. I'm saying over there, but wherever you tend to go, a lot of people are going to Malaysia or Thailand or the Philippin...
"It's, of course, makes it more economical for you, that they have the freedom of different foods. So they're living a healthier lifestyle. They have the ability to be able to get out more, which gives them a healthier lifestyle that the health care over there or wherever you. I'm saying over there, but wherever you tend to go, a lot of people are going to Malaysia or Thailand or the Philippin...
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June 28, 2025 • 1 min
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"Good evening, my swell cast family. Good evening. And what are y' all doing this good Saturday evening? I'm chilling. I am so grateful to be chilling. You have no idea how much I'm grateful to be chilling. I have been so busy lately, and I have been able to really set my schedule the way I want to. And then a while back, I was really, really sick in the hospital, and then I spent some time in...
"Good evening, my swell cast family. Good evening. And what are y' all doing this good Saturday evening? I'm chilling. I am so grateful to be chilling. You have no idea how much I'm grateful to be chilling. I have been so busy lately, and I have been able to really set my schedule the way I want to. And then a while back, I was really, really sick in the hospital, and then I spent some time in...
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June 26, 2025 • 2 mins
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"But now I'm kind of bummed out because the Simpsons creators decided to use the 36th season for finale to kill off a beloved character in the future. What they did is the episode, which is called Extranger things, focuses on Bart and Lisa Simpson's sibling bond, who end up growing apart after they stop watching the Itchy and Scratchy show. And this leads Marge Simpson to worry about her child...
"But now I'm kind of bummed out because the Simpsons creators decided to use the 36th season for finale to kill off a beloved character in the future. What they did is the episode, which is called Extranger things, focuses on Bart and Lisa Simpson's sibling bond, who end up growing apart after they stop watching the Itchy and Scratchy show. And this leads Marge Simpson to worry about her child...
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June 26, 2025 • 4 mins
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"My sweat gas family. Good morning. I want to talk to you this morning a little bit about water. I was reading some things this morning and it was saying that some people don't want to drink water before bed because they have to get up at night to go to the bathroom. Well, when someone asked a cardiologist, why do people, especially older people, pee so much at night?"
"My sweat gas family. Good morning. I want to talk to you this morning a little bit about water. I was reading some things this morning and it was saying that some people don't want to drink water before bed because they have to get up at night to go to the bathroom. Well, when someone asked a cardiologist, why do people, especially older people, pee so much at night?"
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