September 11, 2022 • 34 mins
For over 3 years we have been running Even the Podcast is Afraid, entertaining our listeners & viewers of the show. However, all good things must come to an end, and so it is time to say goodbye to Even the Podcast is Afraid. Our lives have changed so much during the past 3 years to bring us to this point, but we will always remember the love & dedication our fans showed us through the show. So please join us in our final episode, as we say goodbye, and give one last Elbow Deep salute.
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[THANKS & MENTIONS FOR THIS EPISODE]
Stephanie Kemmerer, thank you from the bottom of our hearts for all of the writing, research, and inspirations through the run of Even the Podcast is Afraid. We will always remember the hard work, dedication, and love for ETPIA.
Created, produced, & hosted by Jared Ordis
Co-hosted by Nick Porchetta & Samantha Vazquez
Even the Podcast is Afraid is an original Ordis Studios Production
Copyright © 2022 by Ordis Studios
[MUSIC USED IN THIS EPISODE]
Music from https://filmmusic.io "In Your Arms" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
[THANKS & MENTIONS FOR THIS EPISODE]
Stephanie Kemmerer, thank you from the bottom of our hearts for all of the writing, research, and inspirations through the run of Even the Podcast is Afraid. We will always remember the hard work, dedication, and love for ETPIA.
Created, produced, & hosted by Jared Ordis
Co-hosted by Nick Porchetta & Samantha Vazquez
Even the Podcast is Afraid is an original Ordis Studios Production
Copyright © 2022 by Ordis Studios
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We ain't gonna stand afraid. Welcometo Even the Podcast Is Afraid. I'm
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Jared and I'm here with Nick andthe audio of Sam. Hello, Sam's
disembodied voice. Yes, if you'reif you're watching watching the video, yeah,
she is a ghost. I'm notin my usual area, so I
don't have my webcam unfortunately, youguys, I'm sorry. If you've seen
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the title of this episode, thenyou know what this episode is. This
is the end. It is ye, I mean, there's no other way
to put it. This this isthe final episode of Even the Podcast is
Afraid. All good things must cometo an end. All good things must
come to an end. That's probablygonna be the title of this episode.
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Yeah, it's time for us tosay goodbye. And we've been doing this
now for almost three year years,No, over three years? Is it
over? Because I got I gota Facebook memory at like the other day
from when we did our first episode. Wow, and crazy to think.
(01:30):
Yeah, there's there's so much that'sgone on during this time frame of three
years and during this break, Uh, it just it kind of popped up,
you know, like I got alot going on outside of this,
working in a streaming service, whichif you follow me, you know what
that is. Um, you know, Sam's business is picked up. Nick's
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busy, you know, with thestreaming and baby, and it's come to
a point to where it's kind ofhard hard to keep up with the same
Uh, how would you put itlike that? The same rhythm that we
normally have. Yeah, because wehad our schedules are pretty like sporadic.
(02:14):
Oh yeah, because especially mine alsomind business. Yeah, because free hashtake
freelancer life. But like I mean, we had the COVID year because I
wasn't working, and well Sam workedthe bank job, so she had regular
hours. Yeah, Jared's just doinghis regular jobs. So it was very
easy to find a time because Ihad all the time in the world.
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Say he wanted to record at Tuesdayat three am, I was available here,
and it's it's come It's come time. We h We've been doing this,
like we said, three years,and during this time, we've all
grown, We've all had things changedin our lives. I normally get four
hours to sleep at night, andyou know, taking this off of my
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plate is one of those things thatwill help me. There's there's several other
projects obviously I'm working on I haveto have a project. Um. Like
I said, I'm still working aforty hour a week job plus working for
a streaming service, and I Ijust don't have the time. I don't
think in the strength and the lackof sleep is finally catching up to me.
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You know. It's it's kind ofbad too when you're when you're out
during this time too, and you'relike, congratulations, Jared, you have
a hernia. Yeah, yeah,you know, it's one of those things.
It's like, you know what,maybe I should kind of focus on
my health a little bit. MaybeI should, yeah, you know,
And and it's it's come to oneof those points where you know, it
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was just time. Yeah, yeah, I know. We promised you wear
wolves. And the closest you're gettingto a wearwolf is this beard on my
face. I mean you both rightnow. I was always looks like a
young wolf. Oh, thank you. I'm glad you think I'm done so
you're saying wolf. You know whatI was going to save today, but
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I didn't get a chance. Soone of the things though, that we
are going to do, Patriots.I'll start off with this, Patrons,
I know that you have already paidfor September. I just want to let
you all know I will refund allof you for September. So, but
first you're taking that money to thecasino. Hey, but you know what,
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if we win big, we canjust all split it up. So
I mean with our patre patriots patrons, or we'll go to six flags.
And you know what, our longestsupporting patron, still the bad guy.
Yes, still the bad guy.Giving you that shout out, buddy,
because you have been give me around of applause for that one. That
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is awesome. Thirty two months,thirty two months, has been a patron
for thirty two months. I'm stillthe bad guy. You are the krim
Dela crime, my friend. Yes, thirty two months. But we do
want to think obviously Stephanie as well, for all of the writing research that
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she has done throughout this podcast probablywould ended way earlier without her. Yeah,
yeah, we didn't have time toresearch exactly, we didn't have time
to do it. So without her, this podcast wouldn't have kept going.
And we really do appreciate Stephanie foreverything that she's done with the writing and
the research and and and getting thosetwo us. And I hate it because
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we actually have three h three seriesthat she has written that we will not
release, so um, maybe I'llrelease those as the last final thing on
Patreon. If you want to readthrough them, read them, they'll be
there. Um no edits no nothing, you'll just get straight. What's Stephanie
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typed? Yeah, it's it's itis what it is. And that's kind
of where I mean, what dowe truly appreciate, you know, all
the hard work and stuff that she'sdone for us, because I mean she
she really did save this podcast.She did. Yeah, well, the
early day, the early days ofthe podcast was literally us reading a Wikipedia
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article. Yeah, like the firstlike three or four episodes, Yeah,
yeah, the first, the veryfirst because well, research is hard because
you know, it's there's there's alot to exactly, there's a lot to
go on, especially to make likea half an hour forty five minute then
like an hour two hour, likeif you're going like that, like you
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need and you look at like thebig podcasts in our field, like last
Podcast and Left they have a team. Yeah they have a team. Yeah
we don't. We've never had that. But you know, we don't have
a team. I mean we weare the team we're yeah, except Stephanie's
not here with us. But that'sthe team guys. But Stephanie, we
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do want to tell you thank you, yes for everything that you've done,
and we really do appreciate you.I truly appreciate you doing all the work
that you have done for this show, and it will not be forgotten.
So, like I said, withpatrons, we will refund you all for
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September. All of you will getrefunded for September. So anybody that never
became a patron. At some point, Patreon will become free for everyone.
So all of the after show episodes, all of the ad free episodes,
all of that will be available soonfree for everyone. Keep posted on our
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socials. I'll let you know whenit goes free. I'm going to give
it a little time before I makeit free because our patrons have been wonderful
enough to support us during these times, and I want to make sure that
they are appreciated of course. Yeah, and this is just like a farewell
gift to everybody, you know,just thanks watching us, thanks for listening
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to us, you know, justbeing on our socials and just being amazing.
The socials will still be up.I will not be taking down any
of the episodes, so the episodeswill still be available to listen to our
video episodes our TV show. Obviously, there will not be any brand new
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episodes after this one on the Crimeand Conspiracy Network, but all of our
old episodes will be on demand stillon the Crime Conspiracy Network, and if
you are following along on our YouTubechannel, I am still uploading old episodes
and will continue to do that untilthe last episode, which is this one.
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So currently it's still on the mkUltra series, so still got a
ways to go on YouTube. Yeah, there's four episodes left on mk Ultra,
which was an eleven part series,so yeah, longest series that we've
ever done. I didn't even mention. Stephanie actually started writing for us for
the first time, and that wasthe Fred and Rose Fred series. That
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was the first series written by Stephanie. Everything before that was either mainly me
researching and everything except for Nick diddo the series on Um Lucagnata magnatta.
Yeah, so yeah, but that'sthat's pretty much the what we're coming out
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with their. Yeah, also gota shadow Ben Hooper. Yes, yes,
he's a big contributor to the time. He carried this podcast, especially
on our side crime episodes. Manyof Ben hooper written news articles inspirational for
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us. Yes, they're inspirational andkeeping. Yes, absolutely. I hate
that we never got been on theshow. No, no, um,
I would have loved to have beenon because Ben was literally like a host
for this show and he didn't evenknow it. He didn't even know it,
didn't even know. They're writing hishis odd odd stories, which is
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refreshing when you have all the bullshitgoing on in the real world, you
have these like funny stories of like, hey, you know, guy pisses
in milkshake machine or whatever. Patrons, just let you know too. There
will be no other episode of theAfter Show this. This episode is it.
This. This is the final episodeof Even the Podcast Is Afraid.
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So there is no final episode ofAfter the Podcast Is Afraid, except for
the last one that just released withme and Nick yeah talking about her job
or what we did on her timeof what we did on our time off.
Yeah, and and technically on mytime off, like I've said,
it's been working my regular job plusworking on a separate project and about three
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more projects and another uh more stufffor the streaming service. Um. Sam
we didn't. We you know what, we don't know what you've been doing
on your time off because oh youwere not on that after show. No,
because I know you went on atrip Jo. Yeah, and I
didn't have any of my equipment withme. But um so we went up
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to Georgia, um to Atlantis specifically, and Atlantis, yes, attis um
So we went and hung out withJeremy's family and so we saw family there.
We went to the Georgia Aquarium,which that was my special request.
I said, did they have thewell sharks back or they still just completely
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did what they did? The wellsharks died at the Atlanta Aquarium not too
long. I didn't know that wasthere. Well sharks. Yeah, well
then they have gone out and calledsome more then, oh excellent, excellent
Jesus, So I didn't know allthat, okay, or either they just
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resurrected the same ones from the bed, the zombie well sharks. Zombie well
Sharks. I would pay to seethat. I would actually pay to see
that too, because that would bepretty interesting. Yeah, but that was
my special request because every time wego to Georgia, I always have to
go to that aquarium because it's oneof my favorite aquariums ever, and it
is a very good aquarium. It'sit's great. They have the beluga whales,
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amazing amazing creatures, like they're socool, and um, what else
do they have? They had allsorts of like shit, you posted a
bunch of pictures of some crazy shitthat like it looked like it was in
Ripley's believe it or not. Um, we have one of those in Toronto
by the way. Oh really,yeah, there is a Ripley's aquarium near
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me. It's in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Yeah. Oh okay, yeah,
no, I'm trying to remember whichwhich photo. But it's really funny that
you went to the Georgia Georgia Aquariumand you actually have an aquarium near where
you live. Oh yeah, no, the Florida Aquarium. I've been to
that one like a million times,and guess what, the Georgia one is
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a hundred times better. The Georgiaone is nice, is very nice.
I will say that the Florida onedefinitely has a lot more wetlands stuff.
Yeah, the Georgia Aquarium has morelike oceans and stuff, and which is
cool. It's it's a great change. But they both have their unique like
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qualities and stuff. But I haveto say the Georgia one is amazing.
You want me to tell you howI learned about the Florida Aquarium in Tampa?
Oh what happened? Flippy has toldme everything I need to know about
the Florida Aquarium. Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was gonna be like
some Florida man fucked a fish storyshot. And the wetlands area looks amazing
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at the at the Florida Aquarium.Oh yeah, yeah, it's it's cool.
Oh yeah, because they literally madea wetlands No, it's it's really
cool what they did with it.And do they have alligators there? Oh?
Yep, dude, are are youkidding me? Yes, they have
them outside the aquiation they're not evenpart of. But you know what in
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the Georgia Aquarium they had three albinogators. Yeah. I've never seen albino
games before. Really, yeah,that's they haven't. I mean, you've
never been to Gatorland. You're nearthat too. Maybe when they got albino
gators? Is in Florida just Gatorland. It's like, I mean, the
whole state of Florida albino though,wild You know your backyard and you'll all
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have a gator right there, justshowing. But um, yeah, no,
no, the Georgia Greer was somuch fun. Did you go to
the World of Coca Cola? Idid not, but I was in the
area and I saw the outside.We just we didn't have enough time.
It was kind of a quake trip. You make time for Coca Cola.
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I know, we gotta do itnext time. Coca Cola is crim of
soda. You know. We didgo on not this trip, but the
last trip we went on. Wewent to Georgia. We went on the
big ferris wheel that's right there inCentennial Park. Oh my god, talk
about sketchy. No, I havenever been horror movie. No, it
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was really sketchy. Final destination itfalls off and just rolls across Atlanta happened.
So once we got all the wayto the top the way that the
fucking the cart things are, theywere swinging. It was fucking like swinging,
and I was like, oh mygod, we're gonna die up here,
Like this is it, this isit. And I told Jeremy.
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I was like, do not move. I was like, do not move
this card. Jeremy should have startedswinging, he started moving, and I
put it on video and I waslike, dude, you need to solve
it. Yeah, we had wehad the exhibition at the end of summer,
so it ended Labor Day was thelast day. But I've used to
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go on the rights as a kid, but like there's now like as an
adult, I'm like, it's sosketchy because they're just like they just quickly
put them together and they just youknow that they're I don't know, I
just don't trust them. I don'ttrust them. I'm just maybe I'm just
old and crotchety. I would liketo also mention a feat that we've done
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on this podcast. In three years, we have never met in person.
That is true, not we havenever met in person. We have completely
on an entire podcast with never meetingone or three years. And I don't
you know what's funny. Since we'vedone the podcast, I haven't been to
the States. That's so fun Well, I mean, yeah, you have.
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You went to Vegas, didn't you. That was before the podcast.
Oh yeah, that was like afew weeks before the podcast. But you
did visit I am McDonald's and Georgia. I did, but that was like
like fifteen years ago or something.Yeah, no, even longer than that.
That's the closest you've been to me. I mean I've been to Niagara.
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Well yeah, well no, I'vebeen to Florida, oh before.
Okay, so well I mean GeorgiaFlorida same distance. Oh no, no,
not recently, I mean like inmy lifetime. Okay, yeah,
well that being said, sad,depending on you know, life situations,
might be going to Florida and Bartsbecause I want to watch Blue Jay spring
training. I don't know how faryou are from dun Eden. Oh shit,
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I'm not that far away. Maybelike an hour or so away?
Perfectly all all to send out?Yeah, I'll send you picture my feet,
and we should all plan to goto the most magical place on earth.
Oh God, world, Oh thatwould be awesome. We should.
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I mean, you know, it'sfunny. I live in Florida. I've
lived in Florida for fifteen years andI have not been to Disney. It's
funny because I live in Alabama andI've been more than I can count on
my hands and toes. I've beentwice, and I live, you know,
thousands of kilometers away. The thingabout Floridians. Is that you know,
like not a lot of Floridians goto the amusement parks. It's usually
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people from like out of state andjust like visiting and chit. Like I
mean, yeah, you're gonna getyour Floridians and stuff there too. But
you know you have people. Iknow a bunch of people around here that've
been to Disney or Universal. Wecould plan a trip for two thousand twenty
five when Epic Universe opens and goto Super or Nintendoland. Oh oh,
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you know I'm going to be becausewe're gonna have to get on that Mario
Kart because in twenty twenty five,like Delia will be three four years old.
Oh yeah, my kid to besolid. Yeah, I mean be
solid. I probably won't have kidsthen, but you know, you don't
know, you might maybe who knows, but your kids size, so we
can claim you as a child.Yeah, we get We'll get the child.
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It's great though. It's great abouthaving a baby. Delilah's age is
she's free to go to events,game free, tennis, free free everywhere
we go to and under actually thezoo is no zoos to it under some
places the ax so we went tothe exhibition. I think it's actually four
and under. Yeah, so werewe not that she's going to remember these
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things. We are literally planning aDisney World trip though, so that is
no like it is going to happenin our future. But like Liza said,
probably not till Delilah is old enoughto remember it. But also Liza's
never been, so I'm like,we can go for you. Here's the
if we wait till twenty twenty fiveNike and we plan this accordingly, right,
we can do it. We cando it because Cooper will be twenty
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to see so he'll be seven,eight, he'll be nine, Copeland will
be five, will be three.Well, it depends on when we go,
but imagine we go, the litillbe three or four. We need
to go during American Thanksgiving. Yeahokay, so okay, so yeah,
so that's around That's around Delata's birthday. So there you go, Happy birthday
the Lila. It's gonna be happy. We can celebrate it on like a
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week day. We're gonna go forthe whole fucking week. Sam, what
are you talking about the whole week? I'm not driving ten fucking hours a
day. Yeah, I'd be flying, just putting that out there. We're
flying, Yeah, you would fly. I'm not gonna very can drive.
What would that be for you,Nick? Would that be like a twenty
hour drives? It's twenty five hours. I've done the take Nick at least
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two days to get there. Damntwenty five hours, right, so like
we would have obviously be stopping.You'd stop at least halfway. Yeah yeah,
oh yeah, yeah, because ittakes me to get to like Virginia,
it takes me about ten hours,so I assume because we'd be like
I was a family. We've drivento Myrtle Beach from here, which is
about fifteen hours, and usually,yeah, we stop in Virginia or West
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Virginia overnight and then we one timewe did do overnight. My dad's like,
we're never doing that again. Ohno, did you guys book like
a really bad hotel or something.No, no, no, no,
we didn't did one straight drip.Yeah yeah, so my dad like slept
all. I think we left itlike five in the morning or something,
so we'd get there like get areasonable bullish time. But my dad's like
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it never because it's like you cansleep as much as you want, like
fifteen hours. Is it's doing anythingfor fifteen hours sleep. By the time
it's twenty twenty five, even thepodcast is afraid will be relegated to the
to the forgotten yeah or lost media. No, or it just might endom
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resurgence. Keep the keep this,keep following the social because in twenty twenty
five we do make that Disney trip, you will get this random picture on
the social like three years later.We never posted it. Only it only
took us seven fucking years to meeteach other. So there you go.
Um, I'll have to get astool for for Sam so she can be
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I know, I'm tiny, too, mean, taller than you. All
you'll see is my neck and below. No, we Delilah will be as
tall as Sam. Beard would beas it will be as long as me
by the time at the time weall visit. No, i'd probably trimmed.
We're not going that long. Thewife won't let me do that.
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No, otherwise I'd probably grow thatlong, like down. Yeah, I'd
probably I'd probably go past my chest. Yeah, I see, like this
is kind of extreme. Like Iwas gonna trim today and I just didn't
just leave it, just leave itand get one like me. Oh,
I had to go wild during thepandemic when I was at work here that
my hair was wild. My beardwas wild. Trim your hair, but
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just keep the beard, dude,Just keep the beard down the hair and
then just trim it. Just trimit to round it out. Man,
get this get this beard, becauseright now it's dick and curly. Yeah,
yeah, there you go. Itis. It'll get the get the
bushy man. It's red too.It's so funny. It's red. My
beard. Like if you look closely, it has every color and it like
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it's like red brown, black,gray, because you know I'm old,
mine's brown gray. As you cansee, the gray is coming in right
there in the front. Yeah,right there. And I'm telling you,
when I get to my sixties,I am becoming Santa Claus. Oh hell
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yeah. My father in law lookslike Santa. Like he looks like Santa.
And once we were at like abreakfast place and this kid it was
I don't even think it was aroundChristmas, but he was just staring at
him like Santa seating breakfast here.You know how much a mall Santa makes?
No I think Santa Convention, Yes, yes, yeah, they do.
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Depending on how big the mall isdepends on how much money you make.
They gotta think like there's gonna bea lot of like there's a demand
for They can make anywhere from fiftyto one grand. Oh shit, being
a mall Santa. I think Iread an article one time that said,
like the Santa at like mall ofAmerica, because yeah, they're almost one
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hundred grand. Yeah that's not sure. That's like my local mall. The
Santa there makes like fifty five butjust for three months, yeah, three
fucking months. Hell yeah, I'llbe there. I'll be the best damn
Santa you've ever seen. And likea lot of these people are retired.
Yeah I think hustle type thing.Yeah, or they just love it,
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you know, or they You haveto go to Santa School. You have
to get certified to be Santa Claus. Sorry what the fuck is? Yes?
Why am I just learning about this? So I'll have to go to
Santa scol Santa School and get certifiedto be They teach you, Oh yeah,
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now fail you fail? Ho hoclass? Class? Who class?
Yeah? You got to know whatbecause you have to go because you have
to know all of the reindeer Ohyeah, you have all these questions these
little kids ask you better know it. Oh yeah, you better be all
up on your on your Santa andChristmas in history. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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you could be the worst Santa inhistory. I could be like you
know, Billy Bob Thorn. Yeah, bad Santa. You can watch a
break, you know. But butyeah, this is sad that we are
ending the show. But I knowit's for a good cause. Yeah,
it's for better cause. And youknow, just like we said, everything
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in our lives are kind of justchanging. We're busier than when we first
started and busier. A lot haschanged and stuff. I have a human,
you do human? Yeah? Ithink since we started. Yeah uh
well I had another human since westarted to do so yeah yep. Yeah,
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no humans for me yet, indue time, time, in due
time, And like we said thattwenty twenty five trip to Disney World may
include an extra human. Or maybethe extra human will procure I will I
will be the extra human, orthe happiest place on Earth may help may
help create a happy baby. Youjust don't know, but I do want
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this. Whenever your wedding is,whenever you and Jeremy decide to tie the
night. I do want an invitation, same has I will I will make
the trip. We will make.That would be awesome, guys that would
will make the trip because I meanwe can drive. That's yeah. Oh
yeah, well you're definitely, You'reyou're definitely. I know what I'd be
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even better. I'd fly to Alabamaand drive in with order. There you
go, do it the trip.That would be a good trip. That
would be for all first meat atyour wedding. I also demand to be
best man. We could be ushers. We should be ushers. I'll be
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your flower girl, the flower.You have to wear a dress though I'm
not wearing dress, and I'll doit. We're little flowers in your beard.
I'll put a little flowers in thebeard. I'll do that'll do.
Yeah. We always had this runningjoke girl that I work with um,
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and the joke was we wanted tobe I wanted to get ordained as a
minister, and I wanted to doanother one of my friends. I wanted
to do her wedding, but Iwanted to be the rhinestone cowboy and I
wanted to I wanted to wear Ryanstones all over my jacket and the cowboy
hat and be shirtless underneath the jacket. God and I and I would come
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out to the like before the brideand all of them before they all came
out, and it's like a likea Brian Stone cowboy'n't And I wanted somebody
throwing stuff behind me and as Iwalked up to the smoke machine, smoke
machine everything. Yeah, that wouldI probably would have made the news.
Probably people would have filmed me.I'd have been all over the internet like
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who is this Bryant? Look?People probably would have hired me. Oh,
I'm sure I'd have been like,oh, I want the rhinestone cowboy
to officiate my wedding. Damn straight, you didn't hire you? Yeah,
see, there you go. ButI was shut down not by the ride
who but by her husband. Wellhe's a lamer. Yeah yeah. Yeah.
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The bride was all for it.She was like, that'd be cool,
let's do it. Damn missed opportunity, missed opportunities, missed opportunities.
I don't know that it would havebeen too much like a Quentin Tarantino film,
you know. But anyways, buteverybody, we we said we would
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do this goodbye episode for about thirtyminutes. Yeah, and it's been about
thirty minutes. It's been about thirtyminutes, and we are going to missed
this absolutely. Yeah, Yeah,we love you. Thanks for hanging in
with us for three years. Thanksfor inviting us into your lives. You're
into your vehicles, you're you're listeningto us, your TVs, your TV,
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your TVs, your TVs, maybeyour pants. Yeah, I mean
we all still will have We allstill have socials, We all still have
Yeah, we do reach out tous at anytime. You know, it's
and you definitely don't full on theextreme on twitch. So yeah, you
want to watch me, you know, be bad at video games. Sometimes
she will find me in the commentssection and the chat. In the live
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chat, you'll find I built Irecreated the Simpsons House on the SIMS yesterday.
You know, I actually have aVHS tape coming Nick. Oh yeah,
I've started all this collecting shit andsince I've been on break too,
So that's a that's a whole otherdebacle. Which there's a YouTube channel coming
soon for me searching for all thisshit. So stay tuned to socials.
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I'll post that out. But sowe're, like I said, we're all
still working on stuff, and it'syou know, like I said, Nick,
he's on Twitch. You can stillgo watch Nicky. You can still
go see him. You'll watch mesoon on YouTube if if you like to
see nerdy stuff as I collect frommy Rambo and Predator in Indiana Jones collection.
And Sam has an only fans forher feed pick she does, she
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does. But I do have aTwitter, So if anybody wants to reach
out and stuff, hang out,you know, send send their feet picks.
In all reality, yes, weare still on social you still can
reach out. We're not completely disappearing. And just because this podcast is over
does not mean we're like never gonnatalk to each other ever. Again.
We still talk to each other,you know, pretty frequently. In I
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mean, if I have to keeptalking to Sam, yeah, I mean
we've been talking to each other forover three years. It's been what for
Sam, I've been talking to Samnow for about what two years? Yeah?
Yeah, I've talked to Nick nowfor almost five years. So I
don't I don't think I'm gonna stoptalking to either one of them, so
exactly, so just because I've beena majority of my life right now with
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both of them. Oh yeah,so it's it's not the end of our
friendship. It's just the end andmoving on from this show to other things,
right, and we'll still be playing, like you know, we'll play
some video games and shit together,hang out. Yeah, yeah, shah.
But this is it. This isit, this is it. So
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appreciate you and yes, of course, just giving your time and your ears
to listen to us and watch usand stuff. It's just it's been very
it's been a very good experience forsure. I'll mention this too before we
sign off for the last time.Stephanie if you uh, if you want
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to keep up with Stephanie, sheis on Twitter as well. Of course,
she actually has started another podcast andshe's on some other stuff too,
so go follow Steph if you wantto keep up with her. She's still
got a lot of projects she's workingon as well. Go check her out,
Give her love, give her youknow, all of your your your
ears. She would greatly appreciate allthe support on that, as much support
(32:54):
as she has given us over thelast almost two years. Yea, she
has been writing for us. Sobut anyway, here we go, signing
off for the last time. Thelast time. I'm gonna tell you all
to stay elbow deep. The lasttime you get to hear Nick coming to
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your ear. Were all gonna doit together. I think Mary just came
out even further. I can't.I can't do it as good as you
guys. Thank you, guys,We love you. Thanks for all the
support. We love you, guys. Stay elbow deep, deeper than elbows.
No what, no elbow deep.Just stay head deep in your own
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ass or somebody else. Absolutely,this podcast has been made possible by listeners
(34:09):
like you. The show is partof the Ortists podcast Network.
We ain't gonna stand afraid. Welcometo Even the Podcast Is Afraid. I'm
(00:23):
Jared and I'm here with Nick andthe audio of Sam. Hello, Sam's
disembodied voice. Yes, if you'reif you're watching watching the video, yeah,
she is a ghost. I'm notin my usual area, so I
don't have my webcam unfortunately, youguys, I'm sorry. If you've seen
(00:46):
the title of this episode, thenyou know what this episode is. This
is the end. It is ye, I mean, there's no other way
to put it. This this isthe final episode of Even the Podcast is
Afraid. All good things must cometo an end. All good things must
come to an end. That's probablygonna be the title of this episode.
(01:07):
Yeah, it's time for us tosay goodbye. And we've been doing this
now for almost three year years,No, over three years? Is it
over? Because I got I gota Facebook memory at like the other day
from when we did our first episode. Wow, and crazy to think.
(01:30):
Yeah, there's there's so much that'sgone on during this time frame of three
years and during this break, Uh, it just it kind of popped up,
you know, like I got alot going on outside of this,
working in a streaming service, whichif you follow me, you know what
that is. Um, you know, Sam's business is picked up. Nick's
(01:53):
busy, you know, with thestreaming and baby, and it's come to
a point to where it's kind ofhard hard to keep up with the same
Uh, how would you put itlike that? The same rhythm that we
normally have. Yeah, because wehad our schedules are pretty like sporadic.
(02:14):
Oh yeah, because especially mine alsomind business. Yeah, because free hashtake
freelancer life. But like I mean, we had the COVID year because I
wasn't working, and well Sam workedthe bank job, so she had regular
hours. Yeah, Jared's just doinghis regular jobs. So it was very
easy to find a time because Ihad all the time in the world.
(02:36):
Say he wanted to record at Tuesdayat three am, I was available here,
and it's it's come It's come time. We h We've been doing this,
like we said, three years,and during this time, we've all
grown, We've all had things changedin our lives. I normally get four
hours to sleep at night, andyou know, taking this off of my
(02:58):
plate is one of those things thatwill help me. There's there's several other
projects obviously I'm working on I haveto have a project. Um. Like
I said, I'm still working aforty hour a week job plus working for
a streaming service, and I Ijust don't have the time. I don't
think in the strength and the lackof sleep is finally catching up to me.
(03:23):
You know. It's it's kind ofbad too when you're when you're out
during this time too, and you'relike, congratulations, Jared, you have
a hernia. Yeah, yeah,you know, it's one of those things.
It's like, you know what,maybe I should kind of focus on
my health a little bit. MaybeI should, yeah, you know,
And and it's it's come to oneof those points where you know, it
(03:46):
was just time. Yeah, yeah, I know. We promised you wear
wolves. And the closest you're gettingto a wearwolf is this beard on my
face. I mean you both rightnow. I was always looks like a
young wolf. Oh, thank you. I'm glad you think I'm done so
you're saying wolf. You know whatI was going to save today, but
(04:08):
I didn't get a chance. Soone of the things though, that we
are going to do, Patriots.I'll start off with this, Patrons,
I know that you have already paidfor September. I just want to let
you all know I will refund allof you for September. So, but
first you're taking that money to thecasino. Hey, but you know what,
(04:30):
if we win big, we canjust all split it up. So
I mean with our patre patriots patrons, or we'll go to six flags.
And you know what, our longestsupporting patron, still the bad guy.
Yes, still the bad guy.Giving you that shout out, buddy,
because you have been give me around of applause for that one. That
(04:50):
is awesome. Thirty two months,thirty two months, has been a patron
for thirty two months. I'm stillthe bad guy. You are the krim
Dela crime, my friend. Yes, thirty two months. But we do
want to think obviously Stephanie as well, for all of the writing research that
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she has done throughout this podcast probablywould ended way earlier without her. Yeah,
yeah, we didn't have time toresearch exactly, we didn't have time
to do it. So without her, this podcast wouldn't have kept going.
And we really do appreciate Stephanie foreverything that she's done with the writing and
the research and and and getting thosetwo us. And I hate it because
(05:36):
we actually have three h three seriesthat she has written that we will not
release, so um, maybe I'llrelease those as the last final thing on
Patreon. If you want to readthrough them, read them, they'll be
there. Um no edits no nothing, you'll just get straight. What's Stephanie
(05:56):
typed? Yeah, it's it's itis what it is. And that's kind
of where I mean, what dowe truly appreciate, you know, all
the hard work and stuff that she'sdone for us, because I mean she
she really did save this podcast.She did. Yeah, well, the
early day, the early days ofthe podcast was literally us reading a Wikipedia
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article. Yeah, like the firstlike three or four episodes, Yeah,
yeah, the first, the veryfirst because well, research is hard because
you know, it's there's there's alot to exactly, there's a lot to
go on, especially to make likea half an hour forty five minute then
like an hour two hour, likeif you're going like that, like you
(06:38):
need and you look at like thebig podcasts in our field, like last
Podcast and Left they have a team. Yeah they have a team. Yeah
we don't. We've never had that. But you know, we don't have
a team. I mean we weare the team we're yeah, except Stephanie's
not here with us. But that'sthe team guys. But Stephanie, we
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do want to tell you thank you, yes for everything that you've done,
and we really do appreciate you.I truly appreciate you doing all the work
that you have done for this show, and it will not be forgotten.
So, like I said, withpatrons, we will refund you all for
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September. All of you will getrefunded for September. So anybody that never
became a patron. At some point, Patreon will become free for everyone.
So all of the after show episodes, all of the ad free episodes,
all of that will be available soonfree for everyone. Keep posted on our
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socials. I'll let you know whenit goes free. I'm going to give
it a little time before I makeit free because our patrons have been wonderful
enough to support us during these times, and I want to make sure that
they are appreciated of course. Yeah, and this is just like a farewell
gift to everybody, you know,just thanks watching us, thanks for listening
(08:11):
to us, you know, justbeing on our socials and just being amazing.
The socials will still be up.I will not be taking down any
of the episodes, so the episodeswill still be available to listen to our
video episodes our TV show. Obviously, there will not be any brand new
(08:33):
episodes after this one on the Crimeand Conspiracy Network, but all of our
old episodes will be on demand stillon the Crime Conspiracy Network, and if
you are following along on our YouTubechannel, I am still uploading old episodes
and will continue to do that untilthe last episode, which is this one.
(08:56):
So currently it's still on the mkUltra series, so still got a
ways to go on YouTube. Yeah, there's four episodes left on mk Ultra,
which was an eleven part series,so yeah, longest series that we've
ever done. I didn't even mention. Stephanie actually started writing for us for
the first time, and that wasthe Fred and Rose Fred series. That
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was the first series written by Stephanie. Everything before that was either mainly me
researching and everything except for Nick diddo the series on Um Lucagnata magnatta.
Yeah, so yeah, but that'sthat's pretty much the what we're coming out
(09:43):
with their. Yeah, also gota shadow Ben Hooper. Yes, yes,
he's a big contributor to the time. He carried this podcast, especially
on our side crime episodes. Manyof Ben hooper written news articles inspirational for
(10:05):
us. Yes, they're inspirational andkeeping. Yes, absolutely. I hate
that we never got been on theshow. No, no, um,
I would have loved to have beenon because Ben was literally like a host
for this show and he didn't evenknow it. He didn't even know it,
didn't even know. They're writing hishis odd odd stories, which is
(10:28):
refreshing when you have all the bullshitgoing on in the real world, you
have these like funny stories of like, hey, you know, guy pisses
in milkshake machine or whatever. Patrons, just let you know too. There
will be no other episode of theAfter Show this. This episode is it.
This. This is the final episodeof Even the Podcast Is Afraid.
(10:50):
So there is no final episode ofAfter the Podcast Is Afraid, except for
the last one that just released withme and Nick yeah talking about her job
or what we did on her timeof what we did on our time off.
Yeah, and and technically on mytime off, like I've said,
it's been working my regular job plusworking on a separate project and about three
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more projects and another uh more stufffor the streaming service. Um. Sam
we didn't. We you know what, we don't know what you've been doing
on your time off because oh youwere not on that after show. No,
because I know you went on atrip Jo. Yeah, and I
didn't have any of my equipment withme. But um so we went up
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to Georgia, um to Atlantis specifically, and Atlantis, yes, attis um
So we went and hung out withJeremy's family and so we saw family there.
We went to the Georgia Aquarium,which that was my special request.
I said, did they have thewell sharks back or they still just completely
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did what they did? The wellsharks died at the Atlanta Aquarium not too
long. I didn't know that wasthere. Well sharks. Yeah, well
then they have gone out and calledsome more then, oh excellent, excellent
Jesus, So I didn't know allthat, okay, or either they just
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resurrected the same ones from the bed, the zombie well sharks. Zombie well
Sharks. I would pay to seethat. I would actually pay to see
that too, because that would bepretty interesting. Yeah, but that was
my special request because every time wego to Georgia, I always have to
go to that aquarium because it's oneof my favorite aquariums ever, and it
is a very good aquarium. It'sit's great. They have the beluga whales,
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amazing amazing creatures, like they're socool, and um, what else
do they have? They had allsorts of like shit, you posted a
bunch of pictures of some crazy shitthat like it looked like it was in
Ripley's believe it or not. Um, we have one of those in Toronto
by the way. Oh really,yeah, there is a Ripley's aquarium near
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me. It's in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Yeah. Oh okay, yeah,
no, I'm trying to remember whichwhich photo. But it's really funny that
you went to the Georgia Georgia Aquariumand you actually have an aquarium near where
you live. Oh yeah, no, the Florida Aquarium. I've been to
that one like a million times,and guess what, the Georgia one is
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a hundred times better. The Georgiaone is nice, is very nice.
I will say that the Florida onedefinitely has a lot more wetlands stuff.
Yeah, the Georgia Aquarium has morelike oceans and stuff, and which is
cool. It's it's a great change. But they both have their unique like
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qualities and stuff. But I haveto say the Georgia one is amazing.
You want me to tell you howI learned about the Florida Aquarium in Tampa?
Oh what happened? Flippy has toldme everything I need to know about
the Florida Aquarium. Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was gonna be like
some Florida man fucked a fish storyshot. And the wetlands area looks amazing
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at the at the Florida Aquarium.Oh yeah, yeah, it's it's cool.
Oh yeah, because they literally madea wetlands No, it's it's really
cool what they did with it.And do they have alligators there? Oh?
Yep, dude, are are youkidding me? Yes, they have
them outside the aquiation they're not evenpart of. But you know what in
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the Georgia Aquarium they had three albinogators. Yeah. I've never seen albino
games before. Really, yeah,that's they haven't. I mean, you've
never been to Gatorland. You're nearthat too. Maybe when they got albino
gators? Is in Florida just Gatorland. It's like, I mean, the
whole state of Florida albino though,wild You know your backyard and you'll all
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have a gator right there, justshowing. But um, yeah, no,
no, the Georgia Greer was somuch fun. Did you go to
the World of Coca Cola? Idid not, but I was in the
area and I saw the outside.We just we didn't have enough time.
It was kind of a quake trip. You make time for Coca Cola.
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I know, we gotta do itnext time. Coca Cola is crim of
soda. You know. We didgo on not this trip, but the
last trip we went on. Wewent to Georgia. We went on the
big ferris wheel that's right there inCentennial Park. Oh my god, talk
about sketchy. No, I havenever been horror movie. No, it
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was really sketchy. Final destination itfalls off and just rolls across Atlanta happened.
So once we got all the wayto the top the way that the
fucking the cart things are, theywere swinging. It was fucking like swinging,
and I was like, oh mygod, we're gonna die up here,
Like this is it, this isit. And I told Jeremy.
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I was like, do not move. I was like, do not move
this card. Jeremy should have startedswinging, he started moving, and I
put it on video and I waslike, dude, you need to solve
it. Yeah, we had wehad the exhibition at the end of summer,
so it ended Labor Day was thelast day. But I've used to
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go on the rights as a kid, but like there's now like as an
adult, I'm like, it's sosketchy because they're just like they just quickly
put them together and they just youknow that they're I don't know, I
just don't trust them. I don'ttrust them. I'm just maybe I'm just
old and crotchety. I would liketo also mention a feat that we've done
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on this podcast. In three years, we have never met in person.
That is true, not we havenever met in person. We have completely
on an entire podcast with never meetingone or three years. And I don't
you know what's funny. Since we'vedone the podcast, I haven't been to
the States. That's so fun Well, I mean, yeah, you have.
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You went to Vegas, didn't you. That was before the podcast.
Oh yeah, that was like afew weeks before the podcast. But you
did visit I am McDonald's and Georgia. I did, but that was like
like fifteen years ago or something.Yeah, no, even longer than that.
That's the closest you've been to me. I mean I've been to Niagara.
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Well yeah, well no, I'vebeen to Florida, oh before.
Okay, so well I mean GeorgiaFlorida same distance. Oh no, no,
not recently, I mean like inmy lifetime. Okay, yeah,
well that being said, sad,depending on you know, life situations,
might be going to Florida and Bartsbecause I want to watch Blue Jay spring
training. I don't know how faryou are from dun Eden. Oh shit,
(17:52):
I'm not that far away. Maybelike an hour or so away?
Perfectly all all to send out?Yeah, I'll send you picture my feet,
and we should all plan to goto the most magical place on earth.
Oh God, world, Oh thatwould be awesome. We should.
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I mean, you know, it'sfunny. I live in Florida. I've
lived in Florida for fifteen years andI have not been to Disney. It's
funny because I live in Alabama andI've been more than I can count on
my hands and toes. I've beentwice, and I live, you know,
thousands of kilometers away. The thingabout Floridians. Is that you know,
like not a lot of Floridians goto the amusement parks. It's usually
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people from like out of state andjust like visiting and chit. Like I
mean, yeah, you're gonna getyour Floridians and stuff there too. But
you know you have people. Iknow a bunch of people around here that've
been to Disney or Universal. Wecould plan a trip for two thousand twenty
five when Epic Universe opens and goto Super or Nintendoland. Oh oh,
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you know I'm going to be becausewe're gonna have to get on that Mario
Kart because in twenty twenty five,like Delia will be three four years old.
Oh yeah, my kid to besolid. Yeah, I mean be
solid. I probably won't have kidsthen, but you know, you don't
know, you might maybe who knows, but your kids size, so we
can claim you as a child.Yeah, we get We'll get the child.
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It's great though. It's great abouthaving a baby. Delilah's age is
she's free to go to events,game free, tennis, free free everywhere
we go to and under actually thezoo is no zoos to it under some
places the ax so we went tothe exhibition. I think it's actually four
and under. Yeah, so werewe not that she's going to remember these
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things. We are literally planning aDisney World trip though, so that is
no like it is going to happenin our future. But like Liza said,
probably not till Delilah is old enoughto remember it. But also Liza's
never been, so I'm like,we can go for you. Here's the
if we wait till twenty twenty fiveNike and we plan this accordingly, right,
we can do it. We cando it because Cooper will be twenty
(20:07):
to see so he'll be seven,eight, he'll be nine, Copeland will
be five, will be three.Well, it depends on when we go,
but imagine we go, the litillbe three or four. We need
to go during American Thanksgiving. Yeahokay, so okay, so yeah,
so that's around That's around Delata's birthday. So there you go, Happy birthday
the Lila. It's gonna be happy. We can celebrate it on like a
(20:32):
week day. We're gonna go forthe whole fucking week. Sam, what
are you talking about the whole week? I'm not driving ten fucking hours a
day. Yeah, I'd be flying, just putting that out there. We're
flying, Yeah, you would fly. I'm not gonna very can drive.
What would that be for you,Nick? Would that be like a twenty
hour drives? It's twenty five hours. I've done the take Nick at least
(20:56):
two days to get there. Damntwenty five hours, right, so like
we would have obviously be stopping.You'd stop at least halfway. Yeah yeah,
oh yeah, yeah, because ittakes me to get to like Virginia,
it takes me about ten hours,so I assume because we'd be like
I was a family. We've drivento Myrtle Beach from here, which is
about fifteen hours, and usually,yeah, we stop in Virginia or West
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Virginia overnight and then we one timewe did do overnight. My dad's like,
we're never doing that again. Ohno, did you guys book like
a really bad hotel or something.No, no, no, no,
we didn't did one straight drip.Yeah yeah, so my dad like slept
all. I think we left itlike five in the morning or something,
so we'd get there like get areasonable bullish time. But my dad's like
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it never because it's like you cansleep as much as you want, like
fifteen hours. Is it's doing anythingfor fifteen hours sleep. By the time
it's twenty twenty five, even thepodcast is afraid will be relegated to the
to the forgotten yeah or lost media. No, or it just might endom
(22:00):
resurgence. Keep the keep this,keep following the social because in twenty twenty
five we do make that Disney trip, you will get this random picture on
the social like three years later.We never posted it. Only it only
took us seven fucking years to meeteach other. So there you go.
Um, I'll have to get astool for for Sam so she can be
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I know, I'm tiny, too, mean, taller than you. All
you'll see is my neck and below. No, we Delilah will be as
tall as Sam. Beard would beas it will be as long as me
by the time at the time weall visit. No, i'd probably trimmed.
We're not going that long. Thewife won't let me do that.
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No, otherwise I'd probably grow thatlong, like down. Yeah, I'd
probably I'd probably go past my chest. Yeah, I see, like this
is kind of extreme. Like Iwas gonna trim today and I just didn't
just leave it, just leave itand get one like me. Oh,
I had to go wild during thepandemic when I was at work here that
my hair was wild. My beardwas wild. Trim your hair, but
(23:07):
just keep the beard, dude,Just keep the beard down the hair and
then just trim it. Just trimit to round it out. Man,
get this get this beard, becauseright now it's dick and curly. Yeah,
yeah, there you go. Itis. It'll get the get the
bushy man. It's red too.It's so funny. It's red. My
beard. Like if you look closely, it has every color and it like
(23:27):
it's like red brown, black,gray, because you know I'm old,
mine's brown gray. As you cansee, the gray is coming in right
there in the front. Yeah,right there. And I'm telling you,
when I get to my sixties,I am becoming Santa Claus. Oh hell
(23:51):
yeah. My father in law lookslike Santa. Like he looks like Santa.
And once we were at like abreakfast place and this kid it was
I don't even think it was aroundChristmas, but he was just staring at
him like Santa seating breakfast here.You know how much a mall Santa makes?
No I think Santa Convention, Yes, yes, yeah, they do.
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Depending on how big the mall isdepends on how much money you make.
They gotta think like there's gonna bea lot of like there's a demand
for They can make anywhere from fiftyto one grand. Oh shit, being
a mall Santa. I think Iread an article one time that said,
like the Santa at like mall ofAmerica, because yeah, they're almost one
(24:37):
hundred grand. Yeah that's not sure. That's like my local mall. The
Santa there makes like fifty five butjust for three months, yeah, three
fucking months. Hell yeah, I'llbe there. I'll be the best damn
Santa you've ever seen. And likea lot of these people are retired.
Yeah I think hustle type thing.Yeah, or they just love it,
(25:02):
you know, or they You haveto go to Santa School. You have
to get certified to be Santa Claus. Sorry what the fuck is? Yes?
Why am I just learning about this? So I'll have to go to
Santa scol Santa School and get certifiedto be They teach you, Oh yeah,
(25:23):
now fail you fail? Ho hoclass? Class? Who class?
Yeah? You got to know whatbecause you have to go because you have
to know all of the reindeer Ohyeah, you have all these questions these
little kids ask you better know it. Oh yeah, you better be all
up on your on your Santa andChristmas in history. Yeah yeah, yeah,
(25:45):
you could be the worst Santa inhistory. I could be like you
know, Billy Bob Thorn. Yeah, bad Santa. You can watch a
break, you know. But butyeah, this is sad that we are
ending the show. But I knowit's for a good cause. Yeah,
it's for better cause. And youknow, just like we said, everything
(26:07):
in our lives are kind of justchanging. We're busier than when we first
started and busier. A lot haschanged and stuff. I have a human,
you do human? Yeah? Ithink since we started. Yeah uh
well I had another human since westarted to do so yeah yep. Yeah,
(26:29):
no humans for me yet, indue time, time, in due
time, And like we said thattwenty twenty five trip to Disney World may
include an extra human. Or maybethe extra human will procure I will I
will be the extra human, orthe happiest place on Earth may help may
help create a happy baby. Youjust don't know, but I do want
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this. Whenever your wedding is,whenever you and Jeremy decide to tie the
night. I do want an invitation, same has I will I will make
the trip. We will make.That would be awesome, guys that would
will make the trip because I meanwe can drive. That's yeah. Oh
yeah, well you're definitely, You'reyou're definitely. I know what I'd be
(27:17):
even better. I'd fly to Alabamaand drive in with order. There you
go, do it the trip.That would be a good trip. That
would be for all first meat atyour wedding. I also demand to be
best man. We could be ushers. We should be ushers. I'll be
(27:38):
your flower girl, the flower.You have to wear a dress though I'm
not wearing dress, and I'll doit. We're little flowers in your beard.
I'll put a little flowers in thebeard. I'll do that'll do.
Yeah. We always had this runningjoke girl that I work with um,
(27:59):
and the joke was we wanted tobe I wanted to get ordained as a
minister, and I wanted to doanother one of my friends. I wanted
to do her wedding, but Iwanted to be the rhinestone cowboy and I
wanted to I wanted to wear Ryanstones all over my jacket and the cowboy
hat and be shirtless underneath the jacket. God and I and I would come
(28:21):
out to the like before the brideand all of them before they all came
out, and it's like a likea Brian Stone cowboy'n't And I wanted somebody
throwing stuff behind me and as Iwalked up to the smoke machine, smoke
machine everything. Yeah, that wouldI probably would have made the news.
Probably people would have filmed me.I'd have been all over the internet like
(28:45):
who is this Bryant? Look?People probably would have hired me. Oh,
I'm sure I'd have been like,oh, I want the rhinestone cowboy
to officiate my wedding. Damn straight, you didn't hire you? Yeah,
see, there you go. ButI was shut down not by the ride
who but by her husband. Wellhe's a lamer. Yeah yeah. Yeah.
(29:07):
The bride was all for it.She was like, that'd be cool,
let's do it. Damn missed opportunity, missed opportunities, missed opportunities.
I don't know that it would havebeen too much like a Quentin Tarantino film,
you know. But anyways, buteverybody, we we said we would
(29:27):
do this goodbye episode for about thirtyminutes. Yeah, and it's been about
thirty minutes. It's been about thirtyminutes, and we are going to missed
this absolutely. Yeah, Yeah,we love you. Thanks for hanging in
with us for three years. Thanksfor inviting us into your lives. You're
into your vehicles, you're you're listeningto us, your TVs, your TV,
(29:52):
your TVs, your TVs, maybeyour pants. Yeah, I mean
we all still will have We allstill have socials, We all still have
Yeah, we do reach out tous at anytime. You know, it's
and you definitely don't full on theextreme on twitch. So yeah, you
want to watch me, you know, be bad at video games. Sometimes
she will find me in the commentssection and the chat. In the live
(30:15):
chat, you'll find I built Irecreated the Simpsons House on the SIMS yesterday.
You know, I actually have aVHS tape coming Nick. Oh yeah,
I've started all this collecting shit andsince I've been on break too,
So that's a that's a whole otherdebacle. Which there's a YouTube channel coming
soon for me searching for all thisshit. So stay tuned to socials.
(30:36):
I'll post that out. But sowe're, like I said, we're all
still working on stuff, and it'syou know, like I said, Nick,
he's on Twitch. You can stillgo watch Nicky. You can still
go see him. You'll watch mesoon on YouTube if if you like to
see nerdy stuff as I collect frommy Rambo and Predator in Indiana Jones collection.
And Sam has an only fans forher feed pick she does, she
(30:59):
does. But I do have aTwitter, So if anybody wants to reach
out and stuff, hang out,you know, send send their feet picks.
In all reality, yes, weare still on social you still can
reach out. We're not completely disappearing. And just because this podcast is over
does not mean we're like never gonnatalk to each other ever. Again.
We still talk to each other,you know, pretty frequently. In I
(31:22):
mean, if I have to keeptalking to Sam, yeah, I mean
we've been talking to each other forover three years. It's been what for
Sam, I've been talking to Samnow for about what two years? Yeah?
Yeah, I've talked to Nick nowfor almost five years. So I
don't I don't think I'm gonna stoptalking to either one of them, so
exactly, so just because I've beena majority of my life right now with
(31:42):
both of them. Oh yeah,so it's it's not the end of our
friendship. It's just the end andmoving on from this show to other things,
right, and we'll still be playing, like you know, we'll play
some video games and shit together,hang out. Yeah, yeah, shah.
But this is it. This isit, this is it. So
(32:07):
appreciate you and yes, of course, just giving your time and your ears
to listen to us and watch usand stuff. It's just it's been very
it's been a very good experience forsure. I'll mention this too before we
sign off for the last time.Stephanie if you uh, if you want
(32:28):
to keep up with Stephanie, sheis on Twitter as well. Of course,
she actually has started another podcast andshe's on some other stuff too,
so go follow Steph if you wantto keep up with her. She's still
got a lot of projects she's workingon as well. Go check her out,
Give her love, give her youknow, all of your your your
ears. She would greatly appreciate allthe support on that, as much support
(32:54):
as she has given us over thelast almost two years. Yea, she
has been writing for us. Sobut anyway, here we go, signing
off for the last time. Thelast time. I'm gonna tell you all
to stay elbow deep. The lasttime you get to hear Nick coming to
(33:15):
your ear. Were all gonna doit together. I think Mary just came
out even further. I can't.I can't do it as good as you
guys. Thank you, guys,We love you. Thanks for all the
support. We love you, guys. Stay elbow deep, deeper than elbows.
No what, no elbow deep.Just stay head deep in your own
(33:39):
ass or somebody else. Absolutely,this podcast has been made possible by listeners
(34:09):
like you. The show is partof the Ortists podcast Network.
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