August 7, 2022 • 49 mins
In this episode of Side Crime, the hosts of Even the Podcast is Afraid discuss several weird stories that have recently been in the news, including: a man kills his friend for summoning bigfoot, kids scares neighbors dressed as Chucky, monkeys attacking people in Japan, and more.
Plus, we announce our end of Summer break - Us here at Even the Podcast is Afraid will be taking a break. We will be back with a brand new episode on September 19th, 2022. During this time will still be releasing new episodes of the After Show on Patreon. We will also be releasing some older episodes of our After Show for FREE to everyone!
We look forward to being back with you all on September 19th!
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We ain't gonna stand is Afraid?Welcome to even the podcast Is Afraid.
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I'm Jared and I'm here with Nickand Sam as we travel back into another
episode of some side Crimes. Siesside Crime. Yes, everyone's favorite nutty
realm. What are the nutty circlearound the world of weird Shit? Mostly
Florida Circle around Florida. Just thecircles rom Florida. I don't think there's
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any stories in this episode from Florida. I was going to say a lot
of them are actually from Alabama thistime, So is there I thought,
I don't think it's none from Canadathough, So well, before we get
started, obviously, we want tomention the Crime and Conspiracy Network. It's
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are also on demand, and ifyou're keeping up with us on YouTube,
we're currently in part three of MKUltra, so we are still releasing the
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old episodes on YouTube weekly. Butgood luck to you all. Sorry viewers,
listeners, we are actually going tobe going on a break. We
need a break. I need Ineed sleep. I have a lot going
on in life. The bags underhis eyes looks like the Leafs coach at
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the end of the season. PlusNick is going to be going on vacations
and Sam's got two vacations planned.So we're gonna We're gonna take a break.
So after this episode of Signed Crime, we will not return with a
new episode until the week of Septembernineteenth. I know that is a long
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time, that's about four or fivesix weeks, but we need an extended
break. I don't think we've evertaken an extended break in almost three years
of this podcast. No, you'vebeen doing it weekly. I think once
in like Christmas, I took timeoff and the Babby was born. Yeah,
we've now, we've done weekly,but we've never taken like an extended
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break, an extended We need touchgrass, need to touch grass. So
I just want to yes, yes, that this three four hours sleep a
night is starting to wear thin,especially since I've been doing that about a
year now, and I'm tired.I'm very tired. I think I'm gonna
sleep for six weeks going to HighNation a right, But yes, we're
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going to take an extended break,and obviously we will be banned. We'll
be back, like I said,the week of September the ninth teenth,
So during this extended break, wewill not be releasing any new content,
So there will be no new content. Now not saying we may not release
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any aftershow episodes during this time periodor anything like that, because obviously there's
not much involved with releasing those they'realready done. But during this time frame
we want to give you something.So yes, you know, may not
be every week, but we willgive you one during that time. So
I will put this out on socialmedia as well, and then I will
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remind you also at the end ofthis episode about our extended break and three
years of content that you can binge. We do have three years of content
you can be but for the peoplethat listen to us weekly on the regular
watch us three years ago, it'sterrible. Why would you say that,
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nig So there you go September nineteenthwhen we were return, and I'll go
ahead and let everybody know when wereturn on the week of September nineteenth,
it will be a series on Werewolves. So there we already have the series
picked out. It will be onwerewolves. Yep, we're gonna do teen
Wolf. But to get out ofthis, uh this this talk here about
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our break, Let's move into someside crime stories because that's what you're here
for. You want to hear theweird news. Alrighty, well, as
usual, I guess i'll start.So this is from AP News and there
is no author so it's written byJohn ap himself. Um, Police California
burglar forgot keys inside crime scene.Oh, shouldn't do that. If you're
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gonna try to get away with something, don't don't leave your keys. It
probably shouldn't have brought your keys atall. No, why, Yeah,
that's a little odd, but youknow he just left him in the car.
Yeah. Yeah. A Northern CaliforniaBurger, which burglar not Burger Burger
burying the lead here. The burglarwas actually a Burger in Northern California.
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Burglar returned to the scene of thecrime this weekend after he forgot his keys
inside a donut company's corporate office.That don'tut company, not Tim Martin's.
The thief stole some petty cash fromJohnny Donut's office in the San Francisco Bay
area on Saturday night. In anothertwist. He also grabbed the keys to
a bakery vehicle, but didn't stealthe vehicle itself. Oh why wait why
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so he just wanted the keys.He just wanted some jingly. I guess
maybe maybe I don't know, Yeah, I don't know, like why sad
Rafael police or seeking the public helpedto identify the burglar, who used an
unknown tool to manipulate the office's doorknob and getting side around ten pm.
He used his penis. Yes,that was the tool, According to Lieutenant
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Dan Fink, The crime was reportedto police on Monday, which was like
last Monday. Surveillance video shows theband moving between the office and a backstorage
area where he pried open a filingcabinet, Fink said. Lieutenant said the
thief took a bank bag with anunknown amount of cash. I really hoped
the bag had the dollar sign onit. Yeah, like that like the
criminals carry. That's like the oldnineteen thirties cartoons. Yeah, and then
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he's sneaking like this, yeah,exactly, exactly. Yeah, he took
a big bag with an unknown amountof cash. Part of the investigating is
finding out why this specific business wastargeted, he said. Craig Blum,
founder of Johnny Donuts, that hiscompany plans to deliver a few dozen donuts
to the San raphael police officers whocame to our aid to ensure that we
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can continue serving our community and correctthat we can continue serving our community handcrafted
donuts without interruption. It was anunfortunate incident, but we're glad no donuts
or team members were harmed. Blumsaid, sometimes even the thought of a
donut makes you do crazy things.So he left his keys, I'm assuming
then he came back and got hiskeys. I guess so, like did
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they catch him there? But thenhe stole another pair of back to get
the keys. They're looking for him. They haven't found him. They're looking
for him. They have a surveillance. Actually why, My question is why
why a donut shop, Like youknow, they're not going to have a
lot of money. It's a fuckingdonut shop. The guys, it's not
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like me. Though his is aT shirt. I got shirt. Listen.
I wouldn't go all the way,but that's what a thief would say.
I wouldn't go to California to stealdonuts. I live near a Tim
Horton did I tell you about thetime I accidentally stole a donut from Tim
Horton's nick I don't know yet.You're not making yourself looking how long ago
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was this? This is oh god, a couple of years ago. So
what happened was, um was thatyou limitations? So what happened was I
think we took Lily to her doglessons. Then after we went to Timmy's
and Liza ordered from the app andshe's like, what do you want.
I'm like, I want this,but I also wanted donut. I wanted
to Boston Cream Donut, one ofmy favorite donuts. And she's like,
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oh, it's not gonna be acombo. I'm not gonna order it free.
But I didn't hear the part whereshe said she wasn't going to order
it for me, so it wasa mobile order. So I just went
in and picked it up and theyhand everything. I'm like, oh,
I missing a donut and like,okay, no problem, give me the
donut and I will walked back tothe car and then Liza is like,
oh, you bought the donut.I'm like no, Like didn't you order
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it? She's like no. I'mlike oops, that's how I stole it
to Now, two weeks later,Liza might have stolen a coffee from Tim
Horton's O that same too. Sowhat happened at the time, Lisa was
working over night shifts and she hada free because again everything's to be app
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right, she had a free umwas it? They used to have it
where like if you ordered a certainnumber of coffees, you got a free
coffee. They've now changed it.It's something different. But you had to
scan the the car, that's whatwas Yeah, no, sorry, she
didn't order it online. She hadthe card to scan it that to get
her free coffee. So she goes, she scans the card and drives off.
She's like, I didn't even waitfor the confirmation that it was free,
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because what happens. You order,they're like, okay, it's a
dollar or whatever, and then yougo you scan okay, it's it turns
out it's a free coffee. Andshe's like, I might have stolen I'm
like, you terrible person. I'mlike, we can't go to that Tim
more once again, but fuck youtalking about you stolen doughnuts. She still
coffee, But you know what,Nix was a little more innocent though literally
thought, yeah, Liza might havestolen. We don't know. We don't
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know if it actually was a freecoffee. It might have been, it
was, it wasn't free. You'reboth kleptomaniacs. Yes, yes, we
gotta we got we gotta get ourare Tim's fixed? Because you know,
coffee and donuts are so expensive Canadianssound the Mounties, Yeah, they're gonna
come in with the moose. That'sokay. I stole Boston cream. I
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didn't steal like a maple dip.No, they won't even send the Mounties
after they were still on Rocky andBoowinkle was at the end of the story.
Yeah, so that that's it.They didn't. They wouldn't catch the
guy or what they catch the guy? Damn, even though he left his
keys there. They could have likedusted for prints or something. I don't
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know. The donut burger burglar,Yes, yes, burglar. There was
a time when Tim Horton's tried sellingburgers. Um, they sold veggie burgers
only that's not a hamburger. Yeah, I know it was. It was
because they oh where the healthier likeno smart because what they would do is
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like every week they'd release a newitem, which is cool because they're kind
of in competition McDonald's, right,and it's fine, But the problem is,
as with most fast food places,a majority of the workers there are
part time high school workers, sothey work like two three shifts a week
or whatever. Right, so theycome in for a shift and suddenly they
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have like a brand new menu.They don't have time to like learn it.
So then what was happening is likepeople didn't know how to make them.
So Timurton's like, okay, we'regonna stop selling like non you know,
coffee shop items. So now it'slike donuts, coffee and like sandwiches
and stuff. Yeah you would expect, but yeah they had Benjie burgers but
no regular burgers. It's like that'swhy so weird? Wh is so weird?
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All right? The Tim Horton's podcast, by the way, Yeah,
all right, so we are movingto Alabama with this one from the huff
Posts Neighbors Free to Buy, CreepyChes, Discover Real Life child's Play.
Are you are you creeping out yourneighbors again? Orders? Yes. The
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creepiest thing leaving your blinds open whereyou're walking around. Nick oh Man I
have no shame anymore ever since,like we have the baby. Um,
like the baby's cry because I sleepin the nude. There you go visualization
for the audience. You've mentioned thistime it's very hot, but also happy
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about sleeping in the night. Iam happy anyways. So it happens if
the baby's like sleeping in her roomand then she's crying, I quickly you
have to go and get her.Um, I'm not putting pants on.
That's just going down the hall.Now. We have a window in our
hall that faces the neighbors same windowin the hall, and the way the
window's position, there's no possible wayto get curtains up there because it's like
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overstairs. So I'm pretty sure theneighborhoods just you know, seeing me.
You know that hannibal or animal RedDragon, Red Dragon, you know what
he's making coming down the stairs,the fucking seed from signs, the alien
walking across like really fast, Likewhat is that you just see nick like
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going across. I'm telling you,if you've never seen the horror movie Red
Dragon, there is a scene init where he's literally coming down this end.
Dick's just flopping. He's just floppingeverywhere. God coming down the stairs
down. That's about right. Yeah, just flop. You sold me,
you sold me a dick flopping.I gotta I gotta watch it. Here
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you go, all right? Sothis one is by Ben residents of Ben
Planchet. Oh no, not Hooper, unfortunately, um residence of Pinson.
I think is its Penson, Alabama. Yeah, did not want to play
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with the chucky doll roaming their streetsduring the day. That's currying because there's
pictures. There's pictures of it,and it's absolutely like it's nightmare fuel.
Kendrill Walden spotted the figure resembling theevil protagonists from the nineteen eighties child's play
horror movies and posted alarming photos onFacebook. Is the look alike proud the
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neighborhood and overalls in a striped shirtwith long red hair, very much like
the movie villain. I almost hada heart attack, Walton wrote. Some
Facebook users tag parents joking that theirchildren were terrorizing neighbors. Others were spooped.
The doll, however, turned outto be a five year old kid
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named Jackson who likes to wear oldHalloween costumes. Yeah, Halloween is every
day, Okay, Jackson's mom,Brittany Reid, said her son loves to
make people laugh. That's just kindof how his personality is, said Reid,
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whose mother was watching Jackson while shewas at work during the Chucky incident.
Predictably, the social media scare wentviral, with Reid's family taking a
star turn. Jackson's brother said hethought it was amazing that his brother's costume
got so much attention, and Reidsaid the stunt might make it to the
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next level. We actually got amessage from people asking for him to be
at their kid's birthday party because oh, well that's you know, what's funny?
Did you say that? And you'relike, what kid would want that
at their birthday party. My niece, she was born in October. Yeah,
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she came a little bit before Halloween, a few days for Halloween.
Okay. She is upset est withhorror movies and horror anything. I believe
her theme for her birthday party she'sturning nine, I think is horror movie
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villains. Oh that's awesome. Notshitting you, No. My sister called
me and asked me, do youhave any like horror movie like cutout things
or anything like that? We borrowbecause that's what she wants to do.
She wants a horror themedol, kid, are you kidding me? That's awesome?
Hey whatever, because she really hadshe had never seen the original Leprechn
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and she keeps asking me. She'slike, Uncle Jared, will you show
me Leprechn? So she wants towatch Lepricn. And I'm like, I
have got it. I gotta breakdown and find the time to sit here
and watch Lepricn with my niece Hogan, because she's she wants to watch lepric
No, that's awesome, and Lepriconis like such a great movie, you
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know, the first one? Yeah, the first one, not the not
what comes after him? And hestarts visiting Bay, gets in space and
everything else. Ship it becomes theEarnest series, don't you dare? Ernest
is amazing. I love Ernest.I'm just saying because it's like Ernest goes
to whatever, So it's like LEPrecongoes to summer camp. Didn't he like
visit the hood too? He went, oh no, yeah, no,
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it's it's terrible to Compton. No, it's called LEPrecon in the Hood.
Oh yeah. And then I thinkthe other one's called LEPrecon Back to the
Hood, Yeah, amazing. Yeah, and you know those are actually better
than than LEPrecon two and three.In Space, Oh, I believe it.
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I need to be in space.Why not? I mean, every
horribile and went to space at onetime. I guess it's fair, you
know. But the first one isthe best one, which which was also
general for Anderson's first film. That'sright. Really it was not long before
Friends too, I think, wasn'tit It was it was before for Yeah,
yeah, oh wow, before Friends. Yeah. Nice. Well,
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you know, kudos to the kid. He was having a good time,
I know. Yeah, that endedup being a wholesome story. Yeah,
it's okay, Like the photos areabsolutely terrified, but I'm glad that the
kid was like having fun and outof context the photos of horrifying. Oh
yeah, no, if you didn'tknow what was going on, I mean,
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could you imagine this lady when she'slike driving down the road, she
just sees some fucking chucky like kidrunning around. Oh my gosh. But
yeah, so that's the end ofthe story. Um. Now we have
another one here coming from Wisconsin.So I originally I thought we had more
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Alabama stories. Maybe I saw itsomewhere else. But but this one's coming
from Wisconsin, and it's Wisconsin coupleopen museum to show off kat figuring collection.
And this is coming from UPI whata I'm feeling this is Sam's future.
That's why I sent it to her. Actually, that's why I'm reading
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it. I'm I'm throwing shade here. It's my sister's future. I know
the podcast. Damn she look.I found this story and I thought of
Sam immediately, and I said,yeah, she's reading this because I started
looking at the pictures of the themeal zem oh no ye. And let
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me tell you something. You talkabout nightmare fuel. It's night what it
does not look cute. It lookslike it needs to be burned. No,
these are damn whatever. Oh goahead, read the story. This
is my sister's future. This whowrote this one? Yes? Then Ben
Hooper or man the myth the legend. So a Wisconsin couple turned their collection
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of more than thirteen thousand cat figuringsand feline themed pieces of art into a
maoseum to raise money for shelter cats. Sean Redner and Hilary Sigle. Redner
said they remodeled the basement of theirIs it monopoly falls? I have no
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idea. I don't know. Theyremodeled their basement to feature porcelain cats.
Yes, so they could increase thenumber of cat figurings on display at the
house, also known as Redner's RescueCat Figuring maoseum Jesus Christ. Could they
have picked a shorter fucking thing tomake it plausible? Now? Now get
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this from four thousand in twenty twentyto seven thousand in July of this year.
So that's a lot of figurines.It's a lot of collecting during the
pandemic. Got nothing better to do, but just like gold eBay and look
up cat porcelain. I thought about, say, cat porn cat maybe that
might be in that meosm too.Oh no, it might be. No,
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I hope not. Isn't like anypicture of cat cat porn because they're
naked, I mean not if they'relike showing. I mean, if they're
just sitting there, you can't say. If they well, if they turn
around, there's bulls at It's true. I mean, like it is true.
You know cats sometimes they lay ontheir back because they want, you
know, belly rubs before they're likebrutally scratch in bite you before they rip
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your insides out. Yes, notall cats, though there are something men
display them for the next owner.My cat doesn't do that. He will
literally let you like touch his belly, rub his belly, do whatever,
and he will never like attack you. No, he's just that. He's
sweet. He's a sweet. Youknow how they call snakes a note rope,
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Yeah, that's a note pussy.Say the same thing about my ax
do. Oh god, Nick,you're ex listening to this right now.
Maybe I don't know, but whichone am I talking about? Oh this
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is all right hand? Oh damn, this is all we do. The
museum has taken over my life,Rendner said. The couple offers tours of
their home on the third Sunday ofeach month or the fourth Sunday if there's
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a holiday, and proceeds and theproceeds from the tours are donated to the
local cat shelters. Oh so it'slike a good cause. That's cute selling
evil for evil whatever or just overhere, he just fucking hates Look,
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if you've listened to this podcast longenough, you know my view on cats
and why we have a beef becausehe hates cats, and I absolutely love
cats. So I was a cat, got a dog. Yeah, look
that a dog sometimes, Sam,Why would you let the spawn of Satan
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enter your home? Because not allcats are the spawn of Satan? Oh?
Yes, No, my Spiro isan angel. Okay, he would
never do anything. See you namedit Spiro. He must breathe fire.
No, he's like the cute littledragon that doesn't do anything. You know,
he's just they're looking all cute.What are you talking about? Spiro
would burn the hell out of littleother little creatures running around. Yeah,
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that is true, unfortunately, butyou know what, he is innocent.
Okay. Just because his name isSparrow does not mean Look, I will
admit what they're doing is a goodcall. It's just I would not visit
there are you know what. Thereare worse things people can collect, Yeah,
much worse people can collect cloud Ifit was a cloud museum, you
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wouldn't catch me dead. I wouldbe more interested. No, nope,
nope, nope, I'll pass onthat one. Whatever. Then I would
love to visit the Clown Motel atsome point in my life. Yeah,
I've seen I've seen a bunch oflike videos about it and Honestly, I
don't know if I would. It'sjust so creepy. It's too creepy.
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We'll see me, all right,just a little bit more to this,
to this story. Um. Thecouple said that their ultimate goal is to
build a cat cafe and a museumto house their collection, which is cat
cafe. What are they gonna docook them? You've never heard of a
cat cafe before, You've never knowyou don't need a cafe with cats in
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it, exactly if it said catcafe, do you think my feet are
gonna step foot through the door.No? Okay, but here's the thing.
Like you go into a cafe,you can get your little latte and
stuff, and then you can alsopeck cats on the side. Oh well
then that sucks, I'll fast.But if you like the cats, then
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you can adopt them and something withthe whole point of cat cafes. Dude,
you Oh, I didn't know.I don't know the adoption. I
didn't know about the adoption thing.Yeah, they do that over here in
um Tampa. I think there's acat cafe and continue to get my coffee
from Starbucks. Oh my god,Starbucks coffee sucks. Scarbucks every other drink
is delicious. Yeah, that's allI get. I don't really get vanilla
(25:48):
bean frappuccino or white chocolate frappuccino.Three pumps strawberry and drizzle. M yeah,
with three pumps of raspberry syrup.It tastes like cotton candy. Oh,
you're welcome, pretty good listeners,you're welcome. Wait, wait,
so what is it? It's thevanilla being. Either vanilla bean or white
(26:08):
chocolate both work with three pumps ofraspberry syrup. Nice. Yes, that
sounds actually really delicious. It isfantastic. They should actually make a show
for me on an animal planet.What about you hating cats? Oh?
They should. They should put youin a room full of cats. I
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would hyperventilate, you guys watching practicalActually, I wouldn't hyperventilate, just be
mad. Yes, oh yeah,yes, sal is like deathly afraid of
cats and it's hilarious. How areyou afraid of I'm not afraid of I
don't. I don't. I don'tget. I can understand being afraid of
dogs because dogs, yeah, no, you just hug on them and yeah
(26:52):
yeah, but I mean like somedogs like they're barked, like you don't
know cats or just some people havebeen like attacked by dogs and shit,
and then some people, many peoplehave been attacked by cats. Yeah,
that including their owners no apparent reasonother than the fact that they just want
to claw and bike to shit.I had, I had a kitten that
almost scratched my ball sack. Howdid you have a kitten by your ball
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sack? Okay, no, thekitten was not. There's a logical.
So I was in my pajamas.Yes, I was in my pajamas and
they had like the draw string onthem, right, So I was sitting
on my desk chair and the drawstring was I didn't realize it hanging below
the chair. Meanwhile, kitten islike, oh, something swats and gets
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under my doesn't hit the balls,but gets under my balls, And I
was like, oh, that couldhave hurt. That could have been bad.
Oh my god, so da theycould have lost his balls to cats.
Yes, um, there's just alittle bit more. So my goal
is to hopefully move all of thisinto a coffee shop where we can have
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adoptable cats so visitors can have acup of coffee, hopefully bring a cat
home, and then the museum willbe a separate entity to the coffee shop.
Redner said the couple first started collectingthe cat figurines in twenty eighteen and
now visit various thrift stores, rummagingsales, and flea markets every weekend to
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find new pieces for their mauseum.The pairs said that they also hope to
eventually take the Guinness World Record forlargest collection of cat related items. The
record is currently held by Carmen delAldonna, who who owns twenty one thousand,
three hundred and twenty one items.Jesus shee, why why would you
(28:48):
want that much? But where dothey where do they put it? Though?
Twenty one thousand? I mean,can you imagine twenty one thousand items?
You can't just put that all inone house like they have to have
like a giant, fucking like warehousejust full of cat figurings. Yeah,
that's creepy. That's a lot.I mean, that is a lot of
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fucking cat figurings. Holy crap.But I personally would visit the Mea Museum
theauseum. I'm sorry theseum Well,maybe you can go on your vacation.
Yes, we'll go to Wisconsin andthen I'll take a picture of all the
cats stuff just for ortis m movingon. This story comes also from the
(29:37):
huff Post. It is written byEd Maza. Here you go, here's
the here's the headline. Man accusedof killing Fran claims it was to stop
him from summoning Sasquatch. I didn'tknow we could do that, summon sasquatch.
(29:57):
I mean, okay, what apparentlyhe thinks Sasquatch is a demon?
Yeah? How the fuck can yousummon sasquatch? First of all? And
why the fuck is your friend?Like? Okay, yeah, just go
on with the story and Oklahoma.Noodler was arrested and reportedly confessed to killing
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his fishing partner, claiming he didso to stop Bigfoot from coming to eat
him. Was he on drugs atthe time? Maybe? Larry Doyle Sanders
fifty three had been noodling a wayof catching catfish by a hand for people
who do not know with Fran.Jimmy Knighton also fifty three along the South
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Canadian River and Ponto Talk County onSaturday. You know, is that how
you say that? Nick? Think? Ye? If you wouldn't have mentioned
what noodling was, I would haveliterally thought that I don't know, like
actually I actually know what knew is. Yeah, I mean I know,
I know, like, you know, people catch fishes with their hands sometimes.
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I didn't know that was called noodlingthough. That's so weird. Larry
claimed that while at the river,he discovered Jimmy intended to feed him to
Sasquatch bigfoot. Larry indicated Jimmy attemptedto get away from him so that the
Sasquatch could eat Larry. Oh mygod. The Oklahoma State Beer I know,
(31:27):
right. The Oklahoma State Bureau Investigatorstold kfo R that Sanders thought Knighton
basically tricked him into being out there, and that the two fault for an
hour. Oh my god. Itsays Sanders allegedly choked knight And to death
near the river, then went homeand confessed to his daughter, who was
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dating knight and son. What what, I'm sorry? What is going on?
Like? Oh my god, Ijust wanted to let you know,
and I killed your boy friends deadare because he was going to fade me
to the Sasaskoquatch. Yeah, Iwould definitely call the police on that one,
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just saying I saw him, misterHarry Henderson standing on the side of
the bank over there licking his lips, just waiting for one of us to
snack on. So he thought killinghis best friend was the best option.
Yeah, apparently, I mean,did he get eaten by sasquatch? No,
exactly. It said he appeared tobe under the influence of something share
(32:35):
of John christ Katie. It sayshis statement was that mister Knighton had summoned
Bigfoot to come and kill him.That's why he had to kill mister Knighton.
Nice. The Oklahomian reported that Sandershad outstanding warrants from two drug related
cases. In twenty nineteen, hewas placed on probation for five years for
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bringing meth into the jail after beingarrested for public intoxication. K XII reported
that Sanders is now facing a chargeof first agree murder. Well, I
don't know, if I don't knowa first degree will stick, but second
degree definitely, Yeah, I firstdegree will probably sticks. Like he planned
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it. I don't think he plannedto have his friend summon Bigfoot. I
mean, right then and there hecould have, because I heard that if
if you're already like in the situation, and right then and there you plan,
you're like Okay, I gotta killmy friend or whatever. Maybe premeditated.
Yeah, it's pretty Yeah, Iguess that's true. That's true.
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It wasn't like, oh I justlost control and then friend was suddenly dead.
You know. It's like he thoughtabout it for a second. He
was like, you gotta think it'seither me or him. This is the
this is Oklahoma. Yeah, he'sgetting first degree. Yeah, oh yeah,
yeah, but that's the end ofthe story. Crazy man kills his
(33:57):
friend. Nothing for another thing.Now, you can't even trust your friends.
They weren't out there fishing, Let'sbe honest. They were out there
smoking the math and they had Youjust had a really bad trip and just
ended up killing his fucking friends.Well, they probably both saw sasquatch.
Probably that'd be pretty scary. Butyou know, I don't know if I
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can kill my friend over it.But you know, that's if you were
on Matthew may have maybe. Iguess we'll never know, though, we'll
never know. That's it. That'sit, alrighty Well. This next story
comes from Big Black Cock to BBC, written by There's No Name so John
(34:39):
BBC. Japan's police to take measuresafter wild monkey rampages I'm pretty sure this
is how Pokemon starts. Oh,I'm pretty funny. We've had a story
in the past about monkeys rampages beforetwo we have yes, no, And
we've also established that monkeys are kindof te terrifying. I mean, yeah,
(35:01):
like I don't like them. Ithink they're creepy looking. Just no.
Japanese police are turning to tranquilizer gunsin an attempt to stem the tide
of wild monkey attacks that have beenterrorizing residents. Oh great. In recent
weeks, forty two people have beenreported injured in Yamaguchi City, including children
and the elderly. Just catch itin a poke ball. The attacks are
(35:23):
being blamed on Japanese macaques. Ithink, as they say, maccaquecca Oh
is that the type of monkey?Yes, I got to look this UPA
is a bird m aca q ue s okay, so it's kind of
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like the snow oh okay, Isee. Oh oh, these things are
creepy looking. They have like redfaces, I know, because they're angry.
It's rare to see this many attacksin a short period of time,
said one city official, declining togive their name. Initially, only children
and women were attacked recently. Elderlypeople and adult men have been targeted too.
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Attempts to capture the animals with trapsended in failure, and police patrols
implemented since the first attack in earlyJuly have failed to deter the culprits.
Authorities are also I'm sure if theassaults are the work of a single rogue
monkey or several. I hope it'sseveral and not just one, just one
really pissed off monkey cheese. Injurieshave varied, with local media reporting Victims
(36:30):
have received anything from scratches, bittenlegs and hands, to bitten necks and
stomachs. Stories and us yeah storiesand trying to rip out your inner Stories
include a four year old girl scratchduring an apartment breaking What breaking, I'm
breaking now? They're picklocking, picking, while in another instance, a monkey
(36:55):
breached a kindergarten classroom. Some residentshave reported multiple incursions in their homes as
the primates gained access by sliding screendoors or entering through open windows. No,
I heard crime coming from the groundfloor, so I hurried down,
one father told Japanese press. ThenI saw a monkey hunching over my child.
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Oh my god, over the monkeyin Jesus. Once a vulnerable species,
Japanese macaw numbers have recently increased.They are now listed by the International
Union for Conservation of Nature as aspecies of Least concern. However, the
recovery has triggered serious conflicts between peopleand the macaus. According to their research
(37:44):
from Yamagata University, a decrease indistance between humans and macaus is blamed by
the study shifting cultural attitudes towards macaus. Changes in human behavior and changes in
force environments are given as possible reasons. Why. See, sometimes it's just
okay to an animal go extinct.I huh, go ahead, No,
(38:07):
I was gonna say that. Youknow, I can't imagine, you know,
the monkeys being extinct would be,I don't know, a good thing.
Imagine the pep talk, the peptalk the one monkey gave the other
monkeys. He was like, tonightwe died. It's planted out the apes.
(38:29):
But I mean, okay, likeobviously they're like they're thriving right now.
The monkeys are thriving, and theygot nowhere to go. What do
you expect is going to happen?I mean, I didn't expect him to
commit crimes by hunching children, breakingit into houses. But you know,
up they're fed up. They're like, where the fuck are my trees?
(38:51):
Why are you in my house?Bitch? Like breaking it to people's houses,
taken back my land? Oh okay, oh okay, I was sitting
here. It's like, yeah,Well the thing is, it's like,
so, how do you stop thisproblem? Though? You can kill the
(39:15):
monkeys, just just exterminate them,just kill them. They're at least concern.
You can kill them now, they'renot endangered anymore. Yeah, until
they see but you know what happens. Then they tell people to start killing
them, and then they kill toomany and then now they're on the extinction
list again. Ah, fuck them. They started problems. Yeah, we've
got to assert our dominance as thehuman race. We got to assert our
(39:39):
dominance as the head primates. Exactlyright. I guess they may be good
with their hands and stuff too,but I'm also very good with a trigger,
you know what. But so theycan't too. I bet you they
could use the gun. It probablycould, but they probably can't the though
(40:00):
I don't know, Champagne. Youknow there was a study done, well,
okay, when they if they thisis because like a gun for like
a monkey would be heavier, likeheavy for them. Right, they're stronger
than us. Man, the hellyeah, I bet you that shit could
like they're expecting the recoil. Dude, let me tell you how strong them
(40:22):
little monkeys are. They can ripyour nose off and shit down your nostrils.
Okay, yeah, no monkeys,they say that, even the little
ones, they just have like superfucking human strength. Very good z.
Yeah, so just shoot them.That's it, all right. Last story
(40:45):
of this side crime episode. Thiscomes from newser written by Evan Gastelatto.
Here we go, peeps, cops, they didn't thank him for holding the
doors, so he pulled a gun. I'm sorry, yeah, Joshua Murray,
buy me again. Joshua Murray heldthe door for two women at a
(41:07):
family dollar store in Connecticut on Saturdayafternoon and got upset, customers say when
they didn't thank him, really upset. Murray, twenty five, is accused
of brandishing a gun in his angerand pointing it at multiple customers. The
New Haven Register, a NBC Connecticutreport, that's a lot. I'm never
(41:27):
holding a door for anyone now,or I'm not gonna let anyone hold the
door for me. Yeah, getsso angry over something like so stupid.
He just wanted politeness, that's allhe wanted done. He pulls out a
gun. He's like, you betterbe polite to me. Why can't you
be like the motherfucker's in Saskatchewan.It says Hampden police officers arrested murray Or
(41:53):
the business, and they say heinterfered with them while they took him into
custody. He has charged with carryinga pistol with not a permit, a
felony, plus misdemeanor charges of interferingwith an officer and two counts a second
degree breach of peace. No onewas injured in the incident. So we
listened to you. When someone holdsthe door for you, than you see.
(42:15):
You know what I do because likea lot of the times is I'll
push the wheelchair button that way thedoor is open for Like everyone in the
South though, it's normal everybody itwere. We're considered like polite because that's
just how we were raised. Everybodysays it. People wave at each other
(42:36):
just out of general it's being nice. Yeah, it's not a thing,
but I guess wherever he's in Connecticut. He was pissed. I guess he
had held the door open for fartoo many people and they haven't said anything.
I mean, that's how many timeshas that happened to like one of
us, where you opened the door, leave it open, you know,
and like ten people are like walkingby and stuff, and only like half
(42:58):
of them say thank you. I'mI don't even say, just like it's
just a nod, you know,like yeah yeah, or like a you
know yeah, I'd just say appreciateit, Yeah, thank you. That's
not enough. You're gonna get agun pulled pulled out on you. Yeah
yeah. Oh well, well he'ssitting in jail now for stupidity. What
(43:20):
an idiot. But obviously, yeah, this being our last story, we
had two bonus stories just in case, but because we always talk about bears,
I'm still going to mention them becausewe've always had bear stories on this
podcast. And there was a storyabout a bear who actually walked up to
a house in South Carolina and ringthe doorbell. Nice. Oh it's polite,
(43:44):
and it's on camera. It's onthe ring doorbell, ring the ring
doorbell. Okay, that wasn't abear. That was the Jehovah's Witness.
Okay, have you heard the wordabout Christ? And then the other one
was a bear actually visited a Georgiamall and tried to open the doors.
(44:06):
She just wanted to get those greatdeals. Yeah, I mean I heard
you had to bask In Robbins,just trying to visit the basking Robbins.
But yeah, if you want togo look those up. They're very recent,
like toward like July twenty seven,July twenty ninth. They're very very
recent stories that those happened. Boththose stories sound wholesome. They are wholesome.
(44:29):
They're just funny. I love whenbears do weird shit. It's just
I love when bears do human stuff. My favorite is like the video where
bears in some guy's backyard like diggingthrough the trash. The guy just goes
out a winner's like, hey stopthat, and the bear looks and runs
away like, oh crap, I'vebeen caught. But obviously don't forget.
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We ain't gonna stand is Afraid?Welcome to even the podcast Is Afraid.
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I'm Jared and I'm here with Nickand Sam as we travel back into another
episode of some side Crimes. Siesside Crime. Yes, everyone's favorite nutty
realm. What are the nutty circlearound the world of weird Shit? Mostly
Florida Circle around Florida. Just thecircles rom Florida. I don't think there's
(00:45):
any stories in this episode from Florida. I was going to say a lot
of them are actually from Alabama thistime, So is there I thought,
I don't think it's none from Canadathough, So well, before we get
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need a break. I need Ineed sleep. I have a lot going
on in life. The bags underhis eyes looks like the Leafs coach at
(01:53):
the end of the season. PlusNick is going to be going on vacations
and Sam's got two vacations planned.So we're gonna We're gonna take a break.
So after this episode of Signed Crime, we will not return with a
new episode until the week of Septembernineteenth. I know that is a long
(02:16):
time, that's about four or fivesix weeks, but we need an extended
break. I don't think we've evertaken an extended break in almost three years
of this podcast. No, you'vebeen doing it weekly. I think once
in like Christmas, I took timeoff and the Babby was born. Yeah,
we've now, we've done weekly,but we've never taken like an extended
(02:37):
break, an extended We need touchgrass, need to touch grass. So
I just want to yes, yes, that this three four hours sleep a
night is starting to wear thin,especially since I've been doing that about a
year now, and I'm tired.I'm very tired. I think I'm gonna
sleep for six weeks going to HighNation a right, But yes, we're
(03:02):
going to take an extended break,and obviously we will be banned. We'll
be back, like I said,the week of September the ninth teenth,
So during this extended break, wewill not be releasing any new content,
So there will be no new content. Now not saying we may not release
(03:25):
any aftershow episodes during this time periodor anything like that, because obviously there's
not much involved with releasing those they'realready done. But during this time frame
we want to give you something.So yes, you know, may not
be every week, but we willgive you one during that time. So
I will put this out on socialmedia as well, and then I will
(03:47):
remind you also at the end ofthis episode about our extended break and three
years of content that you can binge. We do have three years of content
you can be but for the peoplethat listen to us weekly on the regular
watch us three years ago, it'sterrible. Why would you say that,
(04:11):
nig So there you go September nineteenthwhen we were return, and I'll go
ahead and let everybody know when wereturn on the week of September nineteenth,
it will be a series on Werewolves. So there we already have the series
picked out. It will be onwerewolves. Yep, we're gonna do teen
Wolf. But to get out ofthis, uh this this talk here about
(04:35):
our break, Let's move into someside crime stories because that's what you're here
for. You want to hear theweird news. Alrighty, well, as
usual, I guess i'll start.So this is from AP News and there
is no author so it's written byJohn ap himself. Um, Police California
burglar forgot keys inside crime scene.Oh, shouldn't do that. If you're
(05:00):
gonna try to get away with something, don't don't leave your keys. It
probably shouldn't have brought your keys atall. No, why, Yeah,
that's a little odd, but youknow he just left him in the car.
Yeah. Yeah. A Northern CaliforniaBurger, which burglar not Burger Burger
burying the lead here. The burglarwas actually a Burger in Northern California.
(05:21):
Burglar returned to the scene of thecrime this weekend after he forgot his keys
inside a donut company's corporate office.That don'tut company, not Tim Martin's.
The thief stole some petty cash fromJohnny Donut's office in the San Francisco Bay
area on Saturday night. In anothertwist. He also grabbed the keys to
a bakery vehicle, but didn't stealthe vehicle itself. Oh why wait why
(05:46):
so he just wanted the keys.He just wanted some jingly. I guess
maybe maybe I don't know, Yeah, I don't know, like why sad
Rafael police or seeking the public helpedto identify the burglar, who used an
unknown tool to manipulate the office's doorknob and getting side around ten pm.
He used his penis. Yes,that was the tool, According to Lieutenant
(06:12):
Dan Fink, The crime was reportedto police on Monday, which was like
last Monday. Surveillance video shows theband moving between the office and a backstorage
area where he pried open a filingcabinet, Fink said. Lieutenant said the
thief took a bank bag with anunknown amount of cash. I really hoped
the bag had the dollar sign onit. Yeah, like that like the
criminals carry. That's like the oldnineteen thirties cartoons. Yeah, and then
(06:36):
he's sneaking like this, yeah,exactly, exactly. Yeah, he took
a big bag with an unknown amountof cash. Part of the investigating is
finding out why this specific business wastargeted, he said. Craig Blum,
founder of Johnny Donuts, that hiscompany plans to deliver a few dozen donuts
to the San raphael police officers whocame to our aid to ensure that we
(06:57):
can continue serving our community and correctthat we can continue serving our community handcrafted
donuts without interruption. It was anunfortunate incident, but we're glad no donuts
or team members were harmed. Blumsaid, sometimes even the thought of a
donut makes you do crazy things.So he left his keys, I'm assuming
then he came back and got hiskeys. I guess so, like did
(07:17):
they catch him there? But thenhe stole another pair of back to get
the keys. They're looking for him. They haven't found him. They're looking
for him. They have a surveillance. Actually why, My question is why
why a donut shop, Like youknow, they're not going to have a
lot of money. It's a fuckingdonut shop. The guys, it's not
(07:38):
like me. Though his is aT shirt. I got shirt. Listen.
I wouldn't go all the way,but that's what a thief would say.
I wouldn't go to California to stealdonuts. I live near a Tim
Horton did I tell you about thetime I accidentally stole a donut from Tim
Horton's nick I don't know yet.You're not making yourself looking how long ago
(08:01):
was this? This is oh god, a couple of years ago. So
what happened was, um was thatyou limitations? So what happened was I
think we took Lily to her doglessons. Then after we went to Timmy's
and Liza ordered from the app andshe's like, what do you want.
I'm like, I want this,but I also wanted donut. I wanted
to Boston Cream Donut, one ofmy favorite donuts. And she's like,
(08:22):
oh, it's not gonna be acombo. I'm not gonna order it free.
But I didn't hear the part whereshe said she wasn't going to order
it for me, so it wasa mobile order. So I just went
in and picked it up and theyhand everything. I'm like, oh,
I missing a donut and like,okay, no problem, give me the
donut and I will walked back tothe car and then Liza is like,
oh, you bought the donut.I'm like no, Like didn't you order
(08:45):
it? She's like no. I'mlike oops, that's how I stole it
to Now, two weeks later,Liza might have stolen a coffee from Tim
Horton's O that same too. Sowhat happened at the time, Lisa was
working over night shifts and she hada free because again everything's to be app
(09:07):
right, she had a free umwas it? They used to have it
where like if you ordered a certainnumber of coffees, you got a free
coffee. They've now changed it.It's something different. But you had to
scan the the car, that's whatwas Yeah, no, sorry, she
didn't order it online. She hadthe card to scan it that to get
her free coffee. So she goes, she scans the card and drives off.
She's like, I didn't even waitfor the confirmation that it was free,
(09:28):
because what happens. You order,they're like, okay, it's a
dollar or whatever, and then yougo you scan okay, it's it turns
out it's a free coffee. Andshe's like, I might have stolen I'm
like, you terrible person. I'mlike, we can't go to that Tim
more once again, but fuck youtalking about you stolen doughnuts. She still
coffee, But you know what,Nix was a little more innocent though literally
thought, yeah, Liza might havestolen. We don't know. We don't
(09:50):
know if it actually was a freecoffee. It might have been, it
was, it wasn't free. You'reboth kleptomaniacs. Yes, yes, we
gotta we got we gotta get ourare Tim's fixed? Because you know,
coffee and donuts are so expensive Canadianssound the Mounties, Yeah, they're gonna
come in with the moose. That'sokay. I stole Boston cream. I
(10:15):
didn't steal like a maple dip.No, they won't even send the Mounties
after they were still on Rocky andBoowinkle was at the end of the story.
Yeah, so that that's it.They didn't. They wouldn't catch the
guy or what they catch the guy? Damn, even though he left his
keys there. They could have likedusted for prints or something. I don't
(10:35):
know. The donut burger burglar,Yes, yes, burglar. There was
a time when Tim Horton's tried sellingburgers. Um, they sold veggie burgers
only that's not a hamburger. Yeah, I know it was. It was
because they oh where the healthier likeno smart because what they would do is
(10:56):
like every week they'd release a newitem, which is cool because they're kind
of in competition McDonald's, right,and it's fine, But the problem is,
as with most fast food places,a majority of the workers there are
part time high school workers, sothey work like two three shifts a week
or whatever. Right, so theycome in for a shift and suddenly they
(11:16):
have like a brand new menu.They don't have time to like learn it.
So then what was happening is likepeople didn't know how to make them.
So Timurton's like, okay, we'regonna stop selling like non you know,
coffee shop items. So now it'slike donuts, coffee and like sandwiches
and stuff. Yeah you would expect, but yeah they had Benjie burgers but
no regular burgers. It's like that'swhy so weird? Wh is so weird?
(11:43):
All right? The Tim Horton's podcast, by the way, Yeah,
all right, so we are movingto Alabama with this one from the huff
Posts Neighbors Free to Buy, CreepyChes, Discover Real Life child's Play.
Are you are you creeping out yourneighbors again? Orders? Yes. The
(12:05):
creepiest thing leaving your blinds open whereyou're walking around. Nick oh Man I
have no shame anymore ever since,like we have the baby. Um,
like the baby's cry because I sleepin the nude. There you go visualization
for the audience. You've mentioned thistime it's very hot, but also happy
(12:26):
about sleeping in the night. Iam happy anyways. So it happens if
the baby's like sleeping in her roomand then she's crying, I quickly you
have to go and get her.Um, I'm not putting pants on.
That's just going down the hall.Now. We have a window in our
hall that faces the neighbors same windowin the hall, and the way the
window's position, there's no possible wayto get curtains up there because it's like
(12:48):
overstairs. So I'm pretty sure theneighborhoods just you know, seeing me.
You know that hannibal or animal RedDragon, Red Dragon, you know what
he's making coming down the stairs,the fucking seed from signs, the alien
walking across like really fast, Likewhat is that you just see nick like
(13:11):
going across. I'm telling you,if you've never seen the horror movie Red
Dragon, there is a scene init where he's literally coming down this end.
Dick's just flopping. He's just floppingeverywhere. God coming down the stairs
down. That's about right. Yeah, just flop. You sold me,
you sold me a dick flopping.I gotta I gotta watch it. Here
(13:31):
you go, all right? Sothis one is by Ben residents of Ben
Planchet. Oh no, not Hooper, unfortunately, um residence of Pinson.
I think is its Penson, Alabama. Yeah, did not want to play
(13:54):
with the chucky doll roaming their streetsduring the day. That's currying because there's
pictures. There's pictures of it,and it's absolutely like it's nightmare fuel.
Kendrill Walden spotted the figure resembling theevil protagonists from the nineteen eighties child's play
horror movies and posted alarming photos onFacebook. Is the look alike proud the
(14:24):
neighborhood and overalls in a striped shirtwith long red hair, very much like
the movie villain. I almost hada heart attack, Walton wrote. Some
Facebook users tag parents joking that theirchildren were terrorizing neighbors. Others were spooped.
The doll, however, turned outto be a five year old kid
(14:46):
named Jackson who likes to wear oldHalloween costumes. Yeah, Halloween is every
day, Okay, Jackson's mom,Brittany Reid, said her son loves to
make people laugh. That's just kindof how his personality is, said Reid,
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whose mother was watching Jackson while shewas at work during the Chucky incident.
Predictably, the social media scare wentviral, with Reid's family taking a
star turn. Jackson's brother said hethought it was amazing that his brother's costume
got so much attention, and Reidsaid the stunt might make it to the
(15:30):
next level. We actually got amessage from people asking for him to be
at their kid's birthday party because oh, well that's you know, what's funny?
Did you say that? And you'relike, what kid would want that
at their birthday party. My niece, she was born in October. Yeah,
(15:50):
she came a little bit before Halloween, a few days for Halloween.
Okay. She is upset est withhorror movies and horror anything. I believe
her theme for her birthday party she'sturning nine, I think is horror movie
(16:11):
villains. Oh that's awesome. Notshitting you, No. My sister called
me and asked me, do youhave any like horror movie like cutout things
or anything like that? We borrowbecause that's what she wants to do.
She wants a horror themedol, kid, are you kidding me? That's awesome?
Hey whatever, because she really hadshe had never seen the original Leprechn
(16:34):
and she keeps asking me. She'slike, Uncle Jared, will you show
me Leprechn? So she wants towatch Lepricn. And I'm like, I
have got it. I gotta breakdown and find the time to sit here
and watch Lepricn with my niece Hogan, because she's she wants to watch lepric
No, that's awesome, and Lepriconis like such a great movie, you
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know, the first one? Yeah, the first one, not the not
what comes after him? And hestarts visiting Bay, gets in space and
everything else. Ship it becomes theEarnest series, don't you dare? Ernest
is amazing. I love Ernest.I'm just saying because it's like Ernest goes
to whatever, So it's like LEPrecongoes to summer camp. Didn't he like
visit the hood too? He went, oh no, yeah, no,
(17:25):
it's it's terrible to Compton. No, it's called LEPrecon in the Hood.
Oh yeah. And then I thinkthe other one's called LEPrecon Back to the
Hood, Yeah, amazing. Yeah, and you know those are actually better
than than LEPrecon two and three.In Space, Oh, I believe it.
(17:48):
I need to be in space.Why not? I mean, every
horribile and went to space at onetime. I guess it's fair, you
know. But the first one isthe best one, which which was also
general for Anderson's first film. That'sright. Really it was not long before
Friends too, I think, wasn'tit It was it was before for Yeah,
yeah, oh wow, before Friends. Yeah. Nice. Well,
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you know, kudos to the kid. He was having a good time,
I know. Yeah, that endedup being a wholesome story. Yeah,
it's okay, Like the photos areabsolutely terrified, but I'm glad that the
kid was like having fun and outof context the photos of horrifying. Oh
yeah, no, if you didn'tknow what was going on, I mean,
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could you imagine this lady when she'slike driving down the road, she
just sees some fucking chucky like kidrunning around. Oh my gosh. But
yeah, so that's the end ofthe story. Um. Now we have
another one here coming from Wisconsin.So I originally I thought we had more
(18:55):
Alabama stories. Maybe I saw itsomewhere else. But but this one's coming
from Wisconsin, and it's Wisconsin coupleopen museum to show off kat figuring collection.
And this is coming from UPI whata I'm feeling this is Sam's future.
That's why I sent it to her. Actually, that's why I'm reading
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it. I'm I'm throwing shade here. It's my sister's future. I know
the podcast. Damn she look.I found this story and I thought of
Sam immediately, and I said,yeah, she's reading this because I started
looking at the pictures of the themeal zem oh no ye. And let
(19:40):
me tell you something. You talkabout nightmare fuel. It's night what it
does not look cute. It lookslike it needs to be burned. No,
these are damn whatever. Oh goahead, read the story. This
is my sister's future. This whowrote this one? Yes? Then Ben
Hooper or man the myth the legend. So a Wisconsin couple turned their collection
(20:07):
of more than thirteen thousand cat figuringsand feline themed pieces of art into a
maoseum to raise money for shelter cats. Sean Redner and Hilary Sigle. Redner
said they remodeled the basement of theirIs it monopoly falls? I have no
(20:32):
idea. I don't know. Theyremodeled their basement to feature porcelain cats.
Yes, so they could increase thenumber of cat figurings on display at the
house, also known as Redner's RescueCat Figuring maoseum Jesus Christ. Could they
have picked a shorter fucking thing tomake it plausible? Now? Now get
(20:55):
this from four thousand in twenty twentyto seven thousand in July of this year.
So that's a lot of figurines.It's a lot of collecting during the
pandemic. Got nothing better to do, but just like gold eBay and look
up cat porcelain. I thought about, say, cat porn cat maybe that
might be in that meosm too.Oh no, it might be. No,
(21:18):
I hope not. Isn't like anypicture of cat cat porn because they're
naked, I mean not if they'relike showing. I mean, if they're
just sitting there, you can't say. If they well, if they turn
around, there's bulls at It's true. I mean, like it is true.
You know cats sometimes they lay ontheir back because they want, you
know, belly rubs before they're likebrutally scratch in bite you before they rip
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your insides out. Yes, notall cats, though there are something men
display them for the next owner.My cat doesn't do that. He will
literally let you like touch his belly, rub his belly, do whatever,
and he will never like attack you. No, he's just that. He's
sweet. He's a sweet. Youknow how they call snakes a note rope,
(22:03):
Yeah, that's a note pussy.Say the same thing about my ax
do. Oh god, Nick,you're ex listening to this right now.
Maybe I don't know, but whichone am I talking about? Oh this
(22:26):
is all right hand? Oh damn, this is all we do. The
museum has taken over my life,Rendner said. The couple offers tours of
their home on the third Sunday ofeach month or the fourth Sunday if there's
(22:47):
a holiday, and proceeds and theproceeds from the tours are donated to the
local cat shelters. Oh so it'slike a good cause. That's cute selling
evil for evil whatever or just overhere, he just fucking hates Look,
(23:07):
if you've listened to this podcast longenough, you know my view on cats
and why we have a beef becausehe hates cats, and I absolutely love
cats. So I was a cat, got a dog. Yeah, look
that a dog sometimes, Sam,Why would you let the spawn of Satan
(23:29):
enter your home? Because not allcats are the spawn of Satan? Oh?
Yes, No, my Spiro isan angel. Okay, he would
never do anything. See you namedit Spiro. He must breathe fire.
No, he's like the cute littledragon that doesn't do anything. You know,
he's just they're looking all cute.What are you talking about? Spiro
would burn the hell out of littleother little creatures running around. Yeah,
(23:53):
that is true, unfortunately, butyou know what, he is innocent.
Okay. Just because his name isSparrow does not mean Look, I will
admit what they're doing is a goodcall. It's just I would not visit
there are you know what. Thereare worse things people can collect, Yeah,
much worse people can collect cloud Ifit was a cloud museum, you
(24:15):
wouldn't catch me dead. I wouldbe more interested. No, nope,
nope, nope, I'll pass onthat one. Whatever. Then I would
love to visit the Clown Motel atsome point in my life. Yeah,
I've seen I've seen a bunch oflike videos about it and Honestly, I
don't know if I would. It'sjust so creepy. It's too creepy.
(24:36):
We'll see me, all right,just a little bit more to this,
to this story. Um. Thecouple said that their ultimate goal is to
build a cat cafe and a museumto house their collection, which is cat
cafe. What are they gonna docook them? You've never heard of a
cat cafe before, You've never knowyou don't need a cafe with cats in
(25:00):
it, exactly if it said catcafe, do you think my feet are
gonna step foot through the door.No? Okay, but here's the thing.
Like you go into a cafe,you can get your little latte and
stuff, and then you can alsopeck cats on the side. Oh well
then that sucks, I'll fast.But if you like the cats, then
(25:25):
you can adopt them and something withthe whole point of cat cafes. Dude,
you Oh, I didn't know.I don't know the adoption. I
didn't know about the adoption thing.Yeah, they do that over here in
um Tampa. I think there's acat cafe and continue to get my coffee
from Starbucks. Oh my god,Starbucks coffee sucks. Scarbucks every other drink
is delicious. Yeah, that's allI get. I don't really get vanilla
(25:48):
bean frappuccino or white chocolate frappuccino.Three pumps strawberry and drizzle. M yeah,
with three pumps of raspberry syrup.It tastes like cotton candy. Oh,
you're welcome, pretty good listeners,you're welcome. Wait, wait,
so what is it? It's thevanilla being. Either vanilla bean or white
(26:08):
chocolate both work with three pumps ofraspberry syrup. Nice. Yes, that
sounds actually really delicious. It isfantastic. They should actually make a show
for me on an animal planet.What about you hating cats? Oh?
They should. They should put youin a room full of cats. I
(26:29):
would hyperventilate, you guys watching practicalActually, I wouldn't hyperventilate, just be
mad. Yes, oh yeah,yes, sal is like deathly afraid of
cats and it's hilarious. How areyou afraid of I'm not afraid of I
don't. I don't. I don'tget. I can understand being afraid of
dogs because dogs, yeah, no, you just hug on them and yeah
(26:52):
yeah, but I mean like somedogs like they're barked, like you don't
know cats or just some people havebeen like attacked by dogs and shit,
and then some people, many peoplehave been attacked by cats. Yeah,
that including their owners no apparent reasonother than the fact that they just want
to claw and bike to shit.I had, I had a kitten that
almost scratched my ball sack. Howdid you have a kitten by your ball
(27:17):
sack? Okay, no, thekitten was not. There's a logical.
So I was in my pajamas.Yes, I was in my pajamas and
they had like the draw string onthem, right, So I was sitting
on my desk chair and the drawstring was I didn't realize it hanging below
the chair. Meanwhile, kitten islike, oh, something swats and gets
(27:38):
under my doesn't hit the balls,but gets under my balls, And I
was like, oh, that couldhave hurt. That could have been bad.
Oh my god, so da theycould have lost his balls to cats.
Yes, um, there's just alittle bit more. So my goal
is to hopefully move all of thisinto a coffee shop where we can have
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adoptable cats so visitors can have acup of coffee, hopefully bring a cat
home, and then the museum willbe a separate entity to the coffee shop.
Redner said the couple first started collectingthe cat figurines in twenty eighteen and
now visit various thrift stores, rummagingsales, and flea markets every weekend to
(28:22):
find new pieces for their mauseum.The pairs said that they also hope to
eventually take the Guinness World Record forlargest collection of cat related items. The
record is currently held by Carmen delAldonna, who who owns twenty one thousand,
three hundred and twenty one items.Jesus shee, why why would you
(28:48):
want that much? But where dothey where do they put it? Though?
Twenty one thousand? I mean,can you imagine twenty one thousand items?
You can't just put that all inone house like they have to have
like a giant, fucking like warehousejust full of cat figurings. Yeah,
that's creepy. That's a lot.I mean, that is a lot of
(29:12):
fucking cat figurings. Holy crap.But I personally would visit the Mea Museum
theauseum. I'm sorry theseum Well,maybe you can go on your vacation.
Yes, we'll go to Wisconsin andthen I'll take a picture of all the
cats stuff just for ortis m movingon. This story comes also from the
(29:37):
huff Post. It is written byEd Maza. Here you go, here's
the here's the headline. Man accusedof killing Fran claims it was to stop
him from summoning Sasquatch. I didn'tknow we could do that, summon sasquatch.
(29:57):
I mean, okay, what apparentlyhe thinks Sasquatch is a demon?
Yeah? How the fuck can yousummon sasquatch? First of all? And
why the fuck is your friend?Like? Okay, yeah, just go
on with the story and Oklahoma.Noodler was arrested and reportedly confessed to killing
(30:19):
his fishing partner, claiming he didso to stop Bigfoot from coming to eat
him. Was he on drugs atthe time? Maybe? Larry Doyle Sanders
fifty three had been noodling a wayof catching catfish by a hand for people
who do not know with Fran.Jimmy Knighton also fifty three along the South
(30:42):
Canadian River and Ponto Talk County onSaturday. You know, is that how
you say that? Nick? Think? Ye? If you wouldn't have mentioned
what noodling was, I would haveliterally thought that I don't know, like
actually I actually know what knew is. Yeah, I mean I know,
I know, like, you know, people catch fishes with their hands sometimes.
(31:06):
I didn't know that was called noodlingthough. That's so weird. Larry
claimed that while at the river,he discovered Jimmy intended to feed him to
Sasquatch bigfoot. Larry indicated Jimmy attemptedto get away from him so that the
Sasquatch could eat Larry. Oh mygod. The Oklahoma State Beer I know,
(31:27):
right. The Oklahoma State Bureau Investigatorstold kfo R that Sanders thought Knighton
basically tricked him into being out there, and that the two fault for an
hour. Oh my god. Itsays Sanders allegedly choked knight And to death
near the river, then went homeand confessed to his daughter, who was
(31:48):
dating knight and son. What what, I'm sorry? What is going on?
Like? Oh my god, Ijust wanted to let you know,
and I killed your boy friends deadare because he was going to fade me
to the Sasaskoquatch. Yeah, Iwould definitely call the police on that one,
(32:13):
just saying I saw him, misterHarry Henderson standing on the side of
the bank over there licking his lips, just waiting for one of us to
snack on. So he thought killinghis best friend was the best option.
Yeah, apparently, I mean,did he get eaten by sasquatch? No,
exactly. It said he appeared tobe under the influence of something share
(32:35):
of John christ Katie. It sayshis statement was that mister Knighton had summoned
Bigfoot to come and kill him.That's why he had to kill mister Knighton.
Nice. The Oklahomian reported that Sandershad outstanding warrants from two drug related
cases. In twenty nineteen, hewas placed on probation for five years for
(32:55):
bringing meth into the jail after beingarrested for public intoxication. K XII reported
that Sanders is now facing a chargeof first agree murder. Well, I
don't know, if I don't knowa first degree will stick, but second
degree definitely, Yeah, I firstdegree will probably sticks. Like he planned
(33:16):
it. I don't think he plannedto have his friend summon Bigfoot. I
mean, right then and there hecould have, because I heard that if
if you're already like in the situation, and right then and there you plan,
you're like Okay, I gotta killmy friend or whatever. Maybe premeditated.
Yeah, it's pretty Yeah, Iguess that's true. That's true.
(33:36):
It wasn't like, oh I justlost control and then friend was suddenly dead.
You know. It's like he thoughtabout it for a second. He
was like, you gotta think it'seither me or him. This is the
this is Oklahoma. Yeah, he'sgetting first degree. Yeah, oh yeah,
yeah, but that's the end ofthe story. Crazy man kills his
(33:57):
friend. Nothing for another thing.Now, you can't even trust your friends.
They weren't out there fishing, Let'sbe honest. They were out there
smoking the math and they had Youjust had a really bad trip and just
ended up killing his fucking friends.Well, they probably both saw sasquatch.
Probably that'd be pretty scary. Butyou know, I don't know if I
(34:19):
can kill my friend over it.But you know, that's if you were
on Matthew may have maybe. Iguess we'll never know, though, we'll
never know. That's it. That'sit, alrighty Well. This next story
comes from Big Black Cock to BBC, written by There's No Name so John
(34:39):
BBC. Japan's police to take measuresafter wild monkey rampages I'm pretty sure this
is how Pokemon starts. Oh,I'm pretty funny. We've had a story
in the past about monkeys rampages beforetwo we have yes, no, And
we've also established that monkeys are kindof te terrifying. I mean, yeah,
(35:01):
like I don't like them. Ithink they're creepy looking. Just no.
Japanese police are turning to tranquilizer gunsin an attempt to stem the tide
of wild monkey attacks that have beenterrorizing residents. Oh great. In recent
weeks, forty two people have beenreported injured in Yamaguchi City, including children
and the elderly. Just catch itin a poke ball. The attacks are
(35:23):
being blamed on Japanese macaques. Ithink, as they say, maccaquecca Oh
is that the type of monkey?Yes, I got to look this UPA
is a bird m aca q ue s okay, so it's kind of
(35:44):
like the snow oh okay, Isee. Oh oh, these things are
creepy looking. They have like redfaces, I know, because they're angry.
It's rare to see this many attacksin a short period of time,
said one city official, declining togive their name. Initially, only children
and women were attacked recently. Elderlypeople and adult men have been targeted too.
(36:06):
Attempts to capture the animals with trapsended in failure, and police patrols
implemented since the first attack in earlyJuly have failed to deter the culprits.
Authorities are also I'm sure if theassaults are the work of a single rogue
monkey or several. I hope it'sseveral and not just one, just one
really pissed off monkey cheese. Injurieshave varied, with local media reporting Victims
(36:30):
have received anything from scratches, bittenlegs and hands, to bitten necks and
stomachs. Stories and us yeah storiesand trying to rip out your inner Stories
include a four year old girl scratchduring an apartment breaking What breaking, I'm
breaking now? They're picklocking, picking, while in another instance, a monkey
(36:55):
breached a kindergarten classroom. Some residentshave reported multiple incursions in their homes as
the primates gained access by sliding screendoors or entering through open windows. No,
I heard crime coming from the groundfloor, so I hurried down,
one father told Japanese press. ThenI saw a monkey hunching over my child.
(37:21):
Oh my god, over the monkeyin Jesus. Once a vulnerable species,
Japanese macaw numbers have recently increased.They are now listed by the International
Union for Conservation of Nature as aspecies of Least concern. However, the
recovery has triggered serious conflicts between peopleand the macaus. According to their research
(37:44):
from Yamagata University, a decrease indistance between humans and macaus is blamed by
the study shifting cultural attitudes towards macaus. Changes in human behavior and changes in
force environments are given as possible reasons. Why. See, sometimes it's just
okay to an animal go extinct.I huh, go ahead, No,
(38:07):
I was gonna say that. Youknow, I can't imagine, you know,
the monkeys being extinct would be,I don't know, a good thing.
Imagine the pep talk, the peptalk the one monkey gave the other
monkeys. He was like, tonightwe died. It's planted out the apes.
(38:29):
But I mean, okay, likeobviously they're like they're thriving right now.
The monkeys are thriving, and theygot nowhere to go. What do
you expect is going to happen?I mean, I didn't expect him to
commit crimes by hunching children, breakingit into houses. But you know,
up they're fed up. They're like, where the fuck are my trees?
(38:51):
Why are you in my house?Bitch? Like breaking it to people's houses,
taken back my land? Oh okay, oh okay, I was sitting
here. It's like, yeah,Well the thing is, it's like,
so, how do you stop thisproblem? Though? You can kill the
(39:15):
monkeys, just just exterminate them,just kill them. They're at least concern.
You can kill them now, they'renot endangered anymore. Yeah, until
they see but you know what happens. Then they tell people to start killing
them, and then they kill toomany and then now they're on the extinction
list again. Ah, fuck them. They started problems. Yeah, we've
got to assert our dominance as thehuman race. We got to assert our
(39:39):
dominance as the head primates. Exactlyright. I guess they may be good
with their hands and stuff too,but I'm also very good with a trigger,
you know what. But so theycan't too. I bet you they
could use the gun. It probablycould, but they probably can't the though
(40:00):
I don't know, Champagne. Youknow there was a study done, well,
okay, when they if they thisis because like a gun for like
a monkey would be heavier, likeheavy for them. Right, they're stronger
than us. Man, the hellyeah, I bet you that shit could
like they're expecting the recoil. Dude, let me tell you how strong them
(40:22):
little monkeys are. They can ripyour nose off and shit down your nostrils.
Okay, yeah, no monkeys,they say that, even the little
ones, they just have like superfucking human strength. Very good z.
Yeah, so just shoot them.That's it, all right. Last story
(40:45):
of this side crime episode. Thiscomes from newser written by Evan Gastelatto.
Here we go, peeps, cops, they didn't thank him for holding the
doors, so he pulled a gun. I'm sorry, yeah, Joshua Murray,
buy me again. Joshua Murray heldthe door for two women at a
(41:07):
family dollar store in Connecticut on Saturdayafternoon and got upset, customers say when
they didn't thank him, really upset. Murray, twenty five, is accused
of brandishing a gun in his angerand pointing it at multiple customers. The
New Haven Register, a NBC Connecticutreport, that's a lot. I'm never
(41:27):
holding a door for anyone now,or I'm not gonna let anyone hold the
door for me. Yeah, getsso angry over something like so stupid.
He just wanted politeness, that's allhe wanted done. He pulls out a
gun. He's like, you betterbe polite to me. Why can't you
be like the motherfucker's in Saskatchewan.It says Hampden police officers arrested murray Or
(41:53):
the business, and they say heinterfered with them while they took him into
custody. He has charged with carryinga pistol with not a permit, a
felony, plus misdemeanor charges of interferingwith an officer and two counts a second
degree breach of peace. No onewas injured in the incident. So we
listened to you. When someone holdsthe door for you, than you see.
(42:15):
You know what I do because likea lot of the times is I'll
push the wheelchair button that way thedoor is open for Like everyone in the
South though, it's normal everybody itwere. We're considered like polite because that's
just how we were raised. Everybodysays it. People wave at each other
(42:36):
just out of general it's being nice. Yeah, it's not a thing,
but I guess wherever he's in Connecticut. He was pissed. I guess he
had held the door open for fartoo many people and they haven't said anything.
I mean, that's how many timeshas that happened to like one of
us, where you opened the door, leave it open, you know,
and like ten people are like walkingby and stuff, and only like half
(42:58):
of them say thank you. I'mI don't even say, just like it's
just a nod, you know,like yeah yeah, or like a you
know yeah, I'd just say appreciateit, Yeah, thank you. That's
not enough. You're gonna get agun pulled pulled out on you. Yeah
yeah. Oh well, well he'ssitting in jail now for stupidity. What
(43:20):
an idiot. But obviously, yeah, this being our last story, we
had two bonus stories just in case, but because we always talk about bears,
I'm still going to mention them becausewe've always had bear stories on this
podcast. And there was a storyabout a bear who actually walked up to
a house in South Carolina and ringthe doorbell. Nice. Oh it's polite,
(43:44):
and it's on camera. It's onthe ring doorbell, ring the ring
doorbell. Okay, that wasn't abear. That was the Jehovah's Witness.
Okay, have you heard the wordabout Christ? And then the other one
was a bear actually visited a Georgiamall and tried to open the doors.
(44:06):
She just wanted to get those greatdeals. Yeah, I mean I heard
you had to bask In Robbins,just trying to visit the basking Robbins.
But yeah, if you want togo look those up. They're very recent,
like toward like July twenty seven,July twenty ninth. They're very very
recent stories that those happened. Boththose stories sound wholesome. They are wholesome.
(44:29):
They're just funny. I love whenbears do weird shit. It's just
I love when bears do human stuff. My favorite is like the video where
bears in some guy's backyard like diggingthrough the trash. The guy just goes
out a winner's like, hey stopthat, and the bear looks and runs
away like, oh crap, I'vebeen caught. But obviously don't forget.
(44:51):
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(45:37):
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it's okay, you can dip yourtoes. But we will be back
with a brand new episode, Partone of Werewolves on September the nineteenth.
(45:58):
So that's that's a Monday. Wewill be back. Pumpkin Spots, Pumpkin
Space, Latte season. Yeah.Yeah, there's just so much going on
right now. It gives me abreak, lets me get some sleep y'all
got vacations coming up and it justmake it easy. We'll probably release a
few aftershow episodes during that time,maybe not one, maybe one every other
(46:21):
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(46:44):
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On Wednesday, we're gonna be talkingabout the Woman of the Rain,
a cursed painting. Yes, it'sa curse painting out of Ukraine. It's
(47:05):
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there anymore. But we're going totalk about that curse painting on the After
Show during this brief hiatus, Patrons, you should still be getting possibly an
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to release some of those to youduring that break. Since they are shorter,
we feel like we could do thoseduring the break. Anything left that
you would like to mention Nick andSam before we sign off on this episode
a sign crime and then actually signoff for five weeks. Let's go Blue
(47:52):
Jays. We'll see you in spookyseason. We're gonna miss you guys,
and it's much needed. But yeah, we enjoyed, you know, we
enjoyed doing this and but we needa break, you know. But when
it comes back, you're right,it will be close to spooky season.
We'll be getting into October, theHalloween season. Literally when we come back,
(48:14):
it actually be the startup of hauntedhouses going on. They usually start
at the last week of September,last two weeks September usually and run to
light the last the first two weeksof November. Night Fancy New Light has
like a Halloween setting, so itlooks like yeah, n spooky, spooky,
spooky Nico. Well, all right, everybody, thanks for listening,
(48:37):
Thanks for watching. We will seey'all back in five weeks September nineteenth,
see you on the fall. Butduring this time that we are away,
remember to stay elbow deep mm hm, oh my god, at one to
(49:07):
hold everyone over. This podcast hasbeen made possible by listeners like you.
(49:37):
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