Everyone Sucks Here

Everyone Sucks Here

We dumpster dive the internet so you don‘t have to. Reading and talking about posts from Reddit‘s ”Am I The Asshole” and ”Relationships.” Laughing at Craigslist‘s ”Missed Connections.”

Episodes

September 8, 2021 45 mins

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss stealing from a charity shop you volunteered at, taking your girlfriend on a date to your daughter's workplace, and entitled parents at Target

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Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss confessions of a summer camp pooper, extra prosthetic feet, and conspiracy theories

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September 1, 2021 77 mins

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss going braless for a vaccine appointment, petty revenge in an elevator, ruining a wedding toast, and more!

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August 30, 2021 47 mins

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss confessions of a 25 year old fighting a child, and a woman who refused to let her daughter skip a grade in school.

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August 18, 2021 71 mins

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss what to do with your divorced parents when they're old, submitting furry erotica instead of a final paper, and meeting a Tinder date's mother

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0:00:00 - Intro

0:29:03 - Put my divorced parents who hate each other in the same nursing home

0:33:14 - AITA ...

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August 16, 2021 54 mins

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss surrogate babies, and a man who is uncomfortable with trying to impregnate his sister.

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August 11, 2021 71 mins

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss tales from the customer, tales from the front desk, and terrible roommates who abandoned their kids!

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August 9, 2021 39 mins

Sam, Sushie & AJ Discuss calling someone else's spouse "useless,"  terrible Netflix binge shows, and Sushie reads some Creepypasta!

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August 4, 2021 65 mins

Sam, Sushie & AJ return for the first full episode of Season 3! Kicking it off with stories about cleaning a fridge and not telling your spouse, a Kevin who drives a big rig, and being uncomfortable with your girlfriend being naked around a dog

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August 2, 2021 61 mins

Sam, Sushie & AJ return for the first Minisode of Season 3! 

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July 14, 2021 61 mins

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss faking celiac disease, reporting a roommate's girlfriend to the landlord, a man who believes rocks breed, and more! This is the Season 2 Finale! New stories continue in Season 3 starting August 2nd!

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July 12, 2021 38 mins

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss not letting someone have a wedding on your property after they uninvited you, missed connections, and entitled parents!

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July 7, 2021 86 mins

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss podcast story changes! Introducing more topics such as "Stories about Kevin," etc. On this episode they talk about calling your sister in law racist, a man who doesn't know how dogs work, and emailing your SO about the arguments you've had.

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July 5, 2021 40 mins

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss bringing your own food to a cookout or get together, and baby relationships reaching a "critical point"

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Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss turning in a group of doctors for malpractice, refusing to cook for a husband's friend, and something people turn into their entire personality.

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June 28, 2021 37 mins

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss trying to get the neighbors to keep their kids inside, more missed connections, and celebrity deaths

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Sam, Sushie and AJ celebrate 1 year of Everyone Sucks Here!

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Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss trying to get a husband to listen to his wife's podcast, a woman who can't make cakes and blames everyone else, bad house guests, and more!

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June 14, 2021 50 mins

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss a having a polyamorous father and uncles trying to crash your wedding, and a woman who won't forgive her cheating stepsister.

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June 9, 2021 89 mins

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss a sister who made her brother miss his daughter's birth, compliments you don't like receiving, things from the 90's that you miss, and more!

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