January 23, 2024 • 48 mins
Poop Ship AKA 2013's Carnival Triumph, need I say more?
on February 7th of 2013, thousands of people boarded the Carnival Triumph, anticipated a relaxing 4 days at sea, the first 2 days went off without issue. Sadly, by day 3, guests were now pooping in red biohazard bags, and 'weeing' in the shower..... this may not be a true crime story, but its still one of the scariest stories we have ever covered....
TRIGGER WARNING...... soo much poop talk....
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I love it.
So when we did polyclass, Ipromised that we would do a
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It may not necessarily be atrue crime case, but it's still
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Speaker 2 (01:30):
Is it a true story?
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It is a true story Is there a crime that takes place.
I don't think technically, ohwell, this is controversial.
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The podcast is called Everything Scary, and this is
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Oh, right To turn the page Alittle bit of the access off, so
you know, I would imagine thatpeople who experience this are
still dealing with some form ofPTSD, and rightfully so.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, why the fuck would you ever go on a cruise?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh boy, Hopefully second handymandes back from
hers by the time.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Do you ever go on a cruise?
Have you ever been on a cruise?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I don't think I'd enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
No, because there's like a morgue on the vessel.
Did you say there's a morgue?
Yeah, there has to be.
What the fuck are you saying?
Well, people die on cruises, sothey got to do something with
the body.
There's not a morgue?
Well, what do you think theygot to do with all the bodies,
all cruise ships?
Go ask your girl.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Hey Siri.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Hi Siri.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Are there morgues on cruise ships?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Some cruise ships have morgues.
This answer is frombestlifeofmindcom.
First of all, if you have awebsite called bestlifeofmindcom
, you shouldn't be quoting that.
Cruise ships have fuckingmorgues.
Live up to your brand, sure,maybe talking about the fucking
water slides on cruise ships.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Oh God, this is awful .
It's like weekend at Bernie's.
That would be a good sequel,though.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Weekend at Bernie's.
He's dead on a cruise.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
They didn't have a morgue, they sent him in the
slide.
It would be hilarious.
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I don't hear shit from any of you.
So the story I'm going to tellyou now.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I'm going to take you to Galveston, Texas.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh nice.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It's 2013.
Yeah, the low in Texas at thistime was 55 degrees Fahrenheit,
which is about 12 Celsius, whichis a little chilly, but to us
Canadians, I think we're allstill wearing shorts and the
tops.
But for Texas.
I think that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, like it's a deep freeze.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
On February 7th, 3,145 guests gathered to board
the Carnival Triumph for whatwas supposed to be only a four
day cruise.
Oh on top of the guests, therewas also 1100 crew members,
which meant that there was awhopping 4,243 people on board.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
What was it?
One crew member for every thirdpassenger Is that that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
It seems like a lot, but they probably could use more
.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I can't wait to be starting talking about poop.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
This is your bread and butter.
We're right in your.
I love a good poop story Ifthere was poop and wrestling
this would be your topic.
So they had planned to cruiseto Cozumel, mexico, at which
point the guests would disembark.
They could go sightseeing orpartake in some delicious
(06:00):
Mexican food.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Or, from what I understand, when you go on a
cruise.
When you disembark then you goto the village where everybody's
like, hey, do you want to buythis shit that we've made?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Hey, GPGP that's right.
That was when I For the longesttime when we were in the
Dominican.
I don't remember which time itwas, but I thought he's like hi,
my name is Chibi Chibi.
And then I said to my husbandlet's go down and get some stuff
from Chibi Chibi.
And he was like why the fuck doyou call him that?
I thought his name was ChibiChibi, but he was saying Chibi
Chibi.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yes, that's.
Funny, that's stupid blonde.
That guy's calling me cheap.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
So they were going to disembark, they were going to
eat some tacos, which is justhave you ever done that?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Have you ever had Mexican food, do you?
You don't have like a regulartable at an authentic Mexican
restaurant on the road.
That wouldn't be something thatyou'd pull.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I'm really embarrassed, but like not
embarrassed at the same time,like I'll tell people who want
to hear about it.
Me having to drive to yourplace in order to do our
recordings is tipping my scale alittle bit, because I will not
pass up a good opportunity to goand get some authentic Mexican
food.
And it's gotten to the point nowwhere, like, they can have like
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a table of like 10 waiting atthe front door at this.
It's called hey Corumba, it'sin Bradford, if you guys know,
you know, but when I walk in I'mby myself with my stupid little
laptop and he will give me atable of six and make the other
people wait because he's likeshe is our bread and butter.
I love it and I'm like you hearmy tacos and fajitas and sex is
(07:33):
the only thing missing fromthat affair.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Oh, my God, I love him so much, though you know
what I don't think it could getbetter, so like sex would only
take away from it.
Sex would only ruin it.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Sex would ruin the affair Just give me the burrito,
so you know they could go eatMexican food, which is, quite
frankly, the most deliciouscuisine of them all, in my
humble opinion.
You'd recommend they could shop, they could listen to live
music, and afterwards they wouldget back on the cruise ship and
they'd simply go back toGalveston.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Go see the show on the cruise ship.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You could see the musical They've got you know,
the triumph was actually likethe pride of the Carnival fleet.
It was the length of threefootball fields which I had to
look up, so it was actuallyabout 1,080 feet long.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Okay, that's about it .
Speaker 1 (08:20):
It had a huge casino floor.
There were 13 decks with fourswimming pools and seven
whirlpools.
This was essentially a resorton the water.
Have you ever been on a cruise?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
No, god, no, you could not.
You could not cut me a checkfor an amount.
I know the morgues.
I don't vacation with morgues,ok, also, I'm claustrophobic.
I also feel that anybody whoinvited me to go to the cruise
wants to kill me, and it's onlya matter of time before they say
(08:50):
, hey, look at the back, come on, let's go check out the back of
the ship.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You had to wait for.
How many years did you have totravel with your radio station
to go to like sandals, resortsand stuff like that?
Right?
Yes, ok, so did those peopletry to kill you.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Well, legally I can, I'm going.
No, I yes.
Ok, let me rephrase that yes,if I was forced to go for work,
I would have to go.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
OK, yes and like, because you would always have to
like, put on a big hurrah rightLike.
This is the best place on earth.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yes, and we were all on the inside.
I'm like, oh my God, I don'twant to fly.
You're somewhere too.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I would just be bathing in like taco meat.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I just have one of those little snorkels that came
out above the taco Me, duckinginto a giant pool of ground beef
.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I'm like more shower cream.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Very, very ladylike.
You've been on a cruise I askedyou yeah, like four seconds, ok
, you need, I need to get youlike some omega threes of some
sort because, like, if you'renot going to stop partaking in
the dead, the assets or fish oilsomething's got to give me and,
like your memories, got to getbetter.
So you've never been on acruise.
It was four seconds ago.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Would you ever go on a cruise?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Not after reviewing this.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I would do an Alaskan cruise.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
What, because?
What are you talking?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
about that's cruise, are you?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
fucking like.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
It's not in the winter.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I think Alaskan's always in the winter.
I have never, like once,thought Alaskan all me.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, this cruise.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Like what are you trying to reenact?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Well, I don't think it's a carnival cruise.
I don't think that I don'tthink that there's like an
Alaskan cruise with a waterslide.
Oh, maybe there is.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
What do you fucking think it is then Like what's
happening, what?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
are you?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
seeing that really moves Whales come to fucking
Innisfil, I'll show you some notwhales.
Well, give me a couple morerounds at the Mexican restaurant
.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Jesus, get that out of here, oh my God.
A quick cheer to Icon.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
So, oh God, I love them so much.
You know this was a resort onthe water.
There was nightly entertainment, good food and drinks.
What more could you ask for?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Toilets.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Not, not marks, what's the opposite of marks.
I want that.
So you know, everything wassmooth sailing, so to speak.
Yeah, oh, you're so proud ofyourself.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Thank you so much.
I actually wrote that joke inhere.
I love you so much Good.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
So this was going to be an extra special trip for
Stephanie Stevenson and RobertMalham, who had boarded the
cruise because they had plannedto marry at sea.
Oh it was supposed to bepicture perfect.
Little did they know that there, for better or for worse, vows
would be tested much sooner thanthey had anticipated.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Can I derail for just one quick?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
second Absolutely not , it's it is about cruises.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I was on this YouTube rabbit hole the other day and I
forget what the term is, butit's people who miss the cruise.
So you mean, like when they'vedisembarked at like this and
it's people running after it andpeople freaking out and having
a meltdown.
It is entertaining because youget like a two hour warning.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Oh yeah, and apparently like I forget what I
was listening to, something inregards to cruises, but they
said that like Carnivalspecifically has a thing and
they are like maybe it's a bit,we don't know if it's like an
act that they do to kind of likesway people in one direction.
But every single Carnivalcruise that they had gone on
that people like the crew werelike OK, so, and so is late,
(12:25):
like let's wait on them, andwhen they get back on, like
everybody boo them.
And then so like people werestanding on all their decks and
like when these like late comerseverybody's like, yes, that's,
that's what they do.
But is it real, or is it thatI'm like making a point?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I think it's real.
I think that you can be lateand then there's, we're leaving.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You're no longer going to be allowed on this ship
, because the problem with thattoo is that you don't need a
passport to go on a cruise right.
So like what if you're stuck inMexico?
What, yeah, you don't.
International waters man.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
That is fucking crazy .
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah.
So what if you're like I willget into it further into this
story but like what if you'restuck in like fucking just
Mexico, for example, and youdon't have a passport to fly
back into the States?
So what they do you have towait for another cruise.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
They go into your room and they give you a yellow
or an orange envelope, so theygo in your room to get all your
documents and then they hand itto you.
I don't know how they got it soquickly, but they were off the
ship, they weren't coming backand I guess they went a lot of
the people.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
So we will find out that 900 people in this story
didn't have passports on thecruise.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
On the ship itself, so it wasn't like the captain
could have given anybodyanything.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
That's so weird, right?
International waters if they, Idon't you could marry a donkey,
anything goes.
I mean, you could fistfight adonkey.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Toast, not a.
Really let me up.
So, like I said, smooth sailing.
Yeah that was until the earlymorning on February the 10th.
Oh and about 528 a voice cameover the loudspeaker and they
were saying Elphateen, oh no,and this kept repeating.
(14:22):
Of course the guests did notknow what that meant, but the
crew understood that this was toalert them that there was a
fire.
Emergency Guests on the firstand second floor would open
their doors to find a thickblack smoke filling the hallways
.
Oh naturally, the passengersstarted freaking out and of
course, we're thinking the worst.
(14:43):
Yes, and they startedscavenging for life jackets for
themselves, as well as theirfamily and friends that they had
either Met or traveled withyeah, bullshit.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I'm sure they were just like, oh so dramatic with
the paper so the smoke deck,which is essentially just a
chimney.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I had to look that up because I'm like the point of
the smoke deck.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
What are we doing out there?
Fucking making a roast, havinga dirt.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
So it had black smoke billowing out of it and the
guests started to fill up theevacuation stations.
Okay, when a voice came overthe loudspeaker and in a calming
voice, with a beautiful accent,she said folks, there is no
need to be at the musterstations.
We do ask at this time that youproceed back to your state
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rooms, back to your cabins and,as I said, there is a situation
in the engine control room, butit is under control.
So we do ask that you make yourway back to your cabins.
At this time.
There's no need to be waitingin the muster rooms.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Thank you, and that just had a spoonful of sugar.
Helps the medicine.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I actually in my script, which is holy paper All
right in front of my my quotes.
I had to remind myself that Ishould be doing an English
accent when I convey this.
So that was it.
Clearly, you know, there's justa few nervous folks on board
who were freaking everyone elseout, and this nice lady with the
(16:08):
soothing accent had confirmedit.
It's a simple boat fire, run ofthe mill come on, guys, like if
you guys don't experience a fewboat fires during your Carnival
cruise, are you even cruising?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
also, do we know if that's a big number 3000 guests
for a cruise?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I'm gonna go ahead and say probably it is a big
number Okay you know what?
I don't really know the yeah,but that's a good.
Like I said, the carnivalTriumph was considered like
they're the Queen Mary to theQueen Mary to before the Queen
Mary to the Titanic.
What, oh boy?
What is the song that GordonLightfoot sings?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
about the Edmund Fitzgerald, then the admin
Fitzgerald.
It is honestly the worst.
It's just.
It's about a ship, it's like,and then they filled the ship
with the gas on the lake andthen it went down with the motor
(17:05):
.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Okay, but to be fair, like there's also songs out
there that are like all songs,the sweat trips down my balls
and skeet, skeet.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I think that's shakes , it's a Shakespeare.
No, that's music.
Is that a fellow?
Is that from a fellow?
I forget, is he like?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
whatever it.
Whatever it is, it's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I don't fucking care the sweat duff, drip down off my
ladies Duff ball.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I don't know why the ladies involved in this, where
the female duff crawl.
Ah, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So, mothafuck.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
It wasn't long after this announcement that
everything was perfectly fine.
We're good, everything's greedy.
Go to the casino.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Well yeah, fucking go eat some lobster go gamble,
pretty sure the cruise ships onfire.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
The lights would start to flicker after that
announcement had come over isn'tthat cool, though.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Isn't that like a strobe effect?
Isn't that mean night club?
Is that does not correct me ifI'm wrong.
Does that I mean things aboutto pop off?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Things did pop off.
I'm a bit to tell you how theypopped off.
So they you know, lightsflickered and then they went out
entirely.
The only lights that werelighting, the small white
emergency lights in the hallway.
As it would turn out, in thediesel room number six, a fuel
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leak had started and there hadbeen a spark which ignited a
fire, but thankfully there wasan automatic fire suppressing
system that had got the fire outby 6 0, 8 am.
No, okay.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
They've a mongo.
Yeah, I love sailing.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
However, in the fire short time it had managed to
knock out most of the ship'spower.
Oh no and Disabled itspropulsion system.
Oh, this is it of thetransmission and motor.
Oh, oh do you know what apropulsion system is?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I do, I don't, but I think I know a propulsion.
I Think propulsion, I thinkit's just like to move you, yeah
, like yeah when I asked him.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I said what is a propulsion system?
You know okay he looked at melike I was the stupid sort he's
like um, like in what context?
I don't even know what context.
He's like it's got like thefucking transmission, it's got
the, it's got like it doesn'tpropel you is how he said it to
me and I was like, okay, don'tfucking talk to me like I'm an
idiot.
Just explain to me what thisstupid fucking system does.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I Don't need your shit, right now I'm just trying
to write a script.
It just moves, yeah, so that'sprobably involves the propeller.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I couldn't you know what you would have fucking said
a way nicer to me than he did.
He was like, um, like you hadto like, brace himself on the
wall.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Um so dramatic like he's being blown over by you,
are you?
You're the mother of mychildren.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
You don't know what a fucking propulsion system is
Fuck.
So it consists of thetransmission in the motor which
Basically, since it was disabled, meant that this ship was not
moving it would not propel thepropeller.
Not propelling, wow so, whichnow left this giant floating
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resort Just kind of driftingthrough the Gulf of Mexico
aimlessly, mmm.
But the crew had a plan twotugboats would be sent out to
the nearest dock, which was inProgreso, mexico.
It was estimated that theyshould dock by February the 12th
, which is only a day longerthan the guests had initially
prepared to be on the ship.
Unfortunately, though, guestswould soon find out that the
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lights and Propeller thank yousystem were not their only
worries.
Oh, oh air conditioning, runningwater, septic systems and
elevators were also done as well.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Why, why, why put everything so close to this?
The diesel room six.
Spread out your infrastructure.
One breaker.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
They're like we can't have everything.
Every time I light up, I go andI blow dry my hair.
Fucking.
All this shit goes out.
Who?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
wired this thing, they flash back as one guy.
Guys, it's an easy system.
It's all in one room.
He's just one guy, marty, youdid it.
You did it again, marty.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Come on problem solver.
I don't ever foresee a system,marty, where this is gonna fail
us so Again, the calming ladywith a nice accent would come
over the loudspeaker sayingwe're going to deliver some red
bags to your cabins, to thebathroom, if you can, if you
need to do a number two you knowa poop Please do it in the red
(21:30):
bags and drop it off at the binsin the corridor wait wait, and
if you need to do a number one,that's a we please do it in the
shower.
Thank you, folks, and I'll beback with any more updated info.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Okay, so We's are in the shower?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah, why do you look abused?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Well, I think first of all it should be Dudes weeing
over the side of the boat rightoff the dead.
It's on the first deck, thoughwe're not peeing from the sixth
story balcony just on toeveryone.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
No, well, you know what?
That's kind of what happens,anyways.
But here's the thing I thinkthat if you're telling anybody
to get that close to the railing, you're kind of a little bit
liable if something happens.
You know if you're insistingthat a dude pisses over the side
of the boat and he Tophels onit over.
That's kind of your fault.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I mean, don't you want yet?
True, yeah, but wouldn't youwant to ease up on the old
plumbing system?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I mean you probably would but I think they've got
enough legal problems on theirhands after all this happened
that they're like old fucking,you know.
And Johnny one legs thatfucking toppled over the side
when he was trying to pee.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
We really don't need that guy on our fucking
conscious to.
One leg.
So, can't poo in a shower,obviously right.
No, I mean like it.
I'm sure it's happened in thehistory of the world, but like
okay, you know what boots to theground, get upstairs.
I would, but I you know whatit's funny just forgot here.
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I pooed in the sink.
I can't.
I already went.
Women that are here.
I.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
This is.
I just like to push the bounds.
When they're not here, there'sno reason for it.
The plumbing here's fine.
So, like this nice lady said,she'd be back with any updated
information at this time.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
One thing in your sack?
Have you pooped in your?
Oh, probably ruined Christmas.
I can't see Santa.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It brings you PTSD with a red sack all you think
you're getting you haven't evenlike, we haven't even grazed the
surface of how awful this is.
So at the time that theannouncement went out, the
toilets were already filled tothe rim.
Why are people?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
shitting so much on vacation.
They're eating.
And Jesus Christ, what do youeat?
The buffet, not the good shit.
Fuck.
Oh, people are Bows my face.
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People are fucking disgusting.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
So much worse than this to you.
Have any?
You don't even know plates.
So many plates, just so muchplay wild.
Oh my god, just macaroni andcheese, like for fucking get it.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I bet the like oh my god, begin the extra day, load
up on the food.
There's no way this is gonnacome around to bite us in the
well, nobody's biting you inanything.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
We need to do more red bags.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Like and would you, as a human being, when they're
delivering the red bags, are youlike I'm gonna need more than
four?
Like, or do you just like youknow?
Okay, like I'm gonna be daintyabout it, I'll just what kind of
bags are they, are they?
Biohazard red bags.
So they're like I would saythey're about the size of like a
kitchen garbage.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Oh, what you need more than you listen.
If you need more than, Scooping.
For kitchen catchers Shit.
I don't think you should havebeen able to go on a cruise.
How are you medically clearedTo go on a cruise?
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Would need to do expel yourbody weight in a day.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
What if you have?
What if you have multiplepeople in your room?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Well, listen, we're all.
Everybody get ready Cuz, justlike when the girls get away,
we're all syncing up our cycles.
We're all gonna get on the samepoop.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Same bag?
Yeah, no, for fucking good.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
You're not sharing a bag.
I'm going over, you're notpooping in the same bag?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I will not.
There's not a person hanging.
There is not a person on thisplanet earth that I would share
a poop.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
You're hanging your butt over.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
No, I'm jumping over.
Oh, I thought I'm ending it all, yeah that's all takes it's a
slippery slope for me one sharedpoop bag and I'm out of here.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
And then Did they advise you, like it is, one
person squat and the other holdsthe bag, or do you put it in
the garbage?
Can?
Imagine the newlyweds oh, orthat went.
Wait, when did they propose?
Is he proposed yet?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
with the bag.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Listen, will you Listen?
Will you make me happy as well?
Okay, oh my god, he definitelyheld her bag, for, honestly,
they're newlyweds.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
They just can't make eye contact afterwards.
So, Like I said, things areflowing over.
People were peeing in theshowers and the pipes are
already clogged, so every timethe ship tilted one way or
another, raw sewage.
That's hysterical.
It would just spill out allover the floor and it began
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leaking through some of theceilings into the cabins below
oh my god, like a Stephen Kingmovie.
And there's no air conditioning.
Oh, that's a hot shit is hotthrough water, yeah, so you know
, the temperatures were high andthe smells were so bad it was
literally making people sick totheir stomach.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Oh my god, what did they do with the barf?
Is the pool still open?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
oh my god no.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
What is still open nothing the buffet.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Well, no they can't cook anything.
We will get into what they wereeating later and it's fucking
horrendous.
Oh god so now, with all thehuman waste dripping into their
cabins?
Yeah one woman stated that herhusband was lying on the bed
when the ceiling concaved andall of the oh my god, that is so
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unfortunate and you think it'sthe funniest thing you've ever
heard that is the greatest.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Oh, there's a very a very thin line between comedy
and tragedy and picturing a guylaying in bed and just a big
giant shit blister and likeloads on them shit blister.
Look at this day.
Get any fucking words.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I told you not to test it, george.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
We had to go on a fucking cruise.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
We couldn't go to my brother's cabin, so I don't know
why it's worse than when it's astranger.
Like I don't really wantsomebody knowing that I know,
like if it was like A parent orsomething.
Do I want their shit on me morethan they want to complete
strangers?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Oh, that is a good question.
I Want stranger poo.
I think I don't want to knowthe poo, I don't want to know
the bum from which the poo Issending from when booking the
trip I'm like, can I have some,some nice, healthy vegans atop
of me?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Like I don't want that.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
like nacho cheese and beer, no fella yeah, like you
can fucking go somewhere elseand yeah, you want like a vegan
cruise.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, like a nice Cruise where I'm the only one
eating the boat tips is bunch ofrocks rolling up.
It's like a rock tumbler.
So Guess improvised and theybegan dragging their mattresses
out onto the deck and using thesheets to shield themselves from
the sun, and the media dubbedthis tent city.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Wait, you've probably seen pictures of this.
They dragged their mattresses.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Outside.
Why?
Because there was shit comingthrough the ceilings.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
What do you mean?
Why?
Oh right, okay, yeah, not onlyso they could lay down.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
They were in this stifle.
It was like picture at thehottest day of the year.
You're sitting inside of a whatare they called?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
pool deck, like in the?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Sleep oh right and you don't want the blistering
sundown on you, right?
So like they would take theirmattresses outside and then
they'd like pin up their theirblankets so that they weren't
completely exposed to the sun.
Can you imagine Like thirty twohundred people?
It's insane.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I I'd, yeah, definitely rather be on the
Titanic.
No, I Did you pick him, or atleast a sub, to explore it.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Well, that's you wanted this fucking Freezing
cold cruise.
So yeah, I guess you would pickthe.
Titanic but you know, theywould go into Tant City and
helicopters were actually ableto like Come.
They had to dismantle tent cityand then helicopters would drop
in and they would give themsome bits of food and they would
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give them like portableGenerators so that like people
could at least charge theirphones.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Like sure the cruise line loved that.
Let's maybe not get them withthe photos.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
You should see some of the pictures, though.
It's just like a picture oflike 20 people standing around
like one little charger, and Ithink hey, helicopter, take one
of us with you every time youland, you would you're doing
here?
But you know, after a certainamount of time, it was said that
not only was Carnival going tobe refunding the trip, they
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would also pay for their travelfrom Progresso Mexico to
wherever they lived.
They would also grant them acoupon that did not expire.
I have it on good authoritythat carnival has been
completely taken over andthey're no longer honoring those
coupons.
Yes, that's a good call but so,and then they had this coupon
for another cruise throughcarnival, which now, apparently,
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they're not honoring.
But, and just to sweeten thepot, like on top of all that
imagine.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Go to the Italy one, where the thing flipped.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
What was that when it was called?
The cruise started with a C2,the Concordia, concordia, yeah,
that's right.
32 people died, I think.
Oh.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
I didn't know.
People died.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Captain fucking bailed, he was trying to impress
a friend or something.
It wasn't a friend.
Oh mistress, oh Captain it'slike you guys have each other's
backs.
Even if you don't even know it,you're like it was just his
friend.
Oh, that was covering for yeah,you were covering for the
fucking Italian captain.
This, it was his friend.
It's a big deal, it's just afriend.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah, just bro, you don't know where she goes, to a
different school.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
So you know, on top of all that, just giving them
the coupon and yeah.
They would also give them $500,to be the cherry on top, which
seems like a fucking arbitraryamount to me.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
You know what it's like.
I mean, it doesn't it's a lotof money it really is but it's a
very insulting amount of money,yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Well, you got to think about how much they were
out.
But then when we learned howmuch they put in to like revamp
the ship, it's like they had alot of money to put out.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeah, so what they were?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
they were offering most things that passengers had
bought on board, like if you hadto pay for your food or
whatever.
They were compensating that.
They were compensating the trip, they were giving you the free
coupon, they were getting youflown back to the States and
they were giving you $500.
So that is what, and it waskind of like so that you
wouldn't go and like file alawsuit against them.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Right yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
But this seemed, at least for the time being, to be
a bit of a breath of fresh air.
They kind of the passengers hada new zest to them, let's say.
And what better way tocelebrate than by offering the
3,200 people on board free,unlimited alcohol?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Okay, wait, wait, no, no, no, listen, listen.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
If there's one thing that I personally always say, is
when there's no plumbing, no ACand you have thousands of
people nearing their breakingpoint, bring on unlimited booze.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
What could go wrong?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
So this is they're still okay.
So they've gotten the offers.
This is all part of the Jesus.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Get in there.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I mean okay.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Can I get you a double fucking white Russian so
that you have that extra milky?
Oh oh sorry, the milk's gonebad.
I hope your stomach's fine.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, can I get a chunky white Russian?
Hey, cool.
Okay, what is this?
Is this cottage cheese and rye?
No, actually it's a whiteRussian.
Give me one second.
Ehh, ehh.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
So you know what could possibly go wrong.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I bet you people were like come on, man, I can't get
a fucking beer, my room is shit,I just want a beer.
All right, well, If youliterally shit, it's just full
of poop.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
There's poop on the walls.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
There's poop on the walls.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Chaos.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Oh man.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
So, apparently, whoever it was that was in
charge of making the decisionfelt the same as me, because
that's exactly what they did.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Now, as unforeseeable as this may have been, this did
not go well.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Not only was there raw sewage issues enhanced, you
know, mainly a lot more poopinvolvement, lots of pee-pee and
a lot of barfing.
And I won't elaborate on thatbecause you know, I think it's
outside of our realm, of ourimagination, what that could
have possibly been like to seeor smell, or Well, beer shits is
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also a thing when you drink toomuch draft.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
So I got to think again one for the Titanic, for
this guy, ha, ha, ha oh.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Like I said before, you can only imagine that poor
newlywed couples still beingcute with each other to suddenly
holding open red biohazard bagsto the other one to shit in.
Oh my God, and I would Withthis bag.
I mean, would Like, I wouldjust like to get eyes on those
people, like let's just find outif they're still okay.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Oh, you know what I mean.
Yes, are they still together?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Are they still together?
Like?
Who else are you gonna knowthat well?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Although you know what, and then what a great way
to just trial by fire Like now,like that one the honeymoon is
now like you're married for 20years, Like you immediately get
accelerated into.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Like you, only get prettier every day.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
You're like oh, you didn't have diarrhea all over my
hands today as I held up in abag for you, that's nice.
Oh, I know you can't really aim, but I'm really getting drawn
in a bad care.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
That's so disgusting.
Oh my God, what is happening tothis podcast?
This is a family show.
It is.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
What's the Manson family?
What fucking sheep family.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
What's with this?
It's TGI Fridays for crazy sake.
So now on Tuesday, which wassupposed to be the day that they
were docking in Mexico, theywere on day three of no Power
and the two tugboats were justarriving.
Oh my God, yeah.
Well, you know, I first heardabout the tugboats and I didn't
think that that sounded verypromising.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
But what?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
other options do you have?
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, the term tug and boat don't really elicit
speed.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I think that's mainly because of like, wasn't I like
the little tugboat who could?
Yeah, but by this time thecrews had drifted 90 miles north
of where they were initiallywhen they planned to dock in
Mexico, and it also wasdetermined that they had 900
passengers on board that did nottravel or have a passport, and
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that was gonna make flying outof Mexico difficult.
So the crew made the decisionto dock in Mobile, alabama.
They did end up having toremove two passengers for
emergency reasons.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Rachel Aldered was late for her dialysis and she
had to be dropped by rope,ladder into a small coast guard
boat and taken to shore.
And there was also anotherguest who was having stroke
symptoms and he had to beremoved as well.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Did they even check if that lady had kidney issues
or she was just like I gotdialysis.
I better get going here, guys,listen.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
I wrote here.
To be perfectly honest, I'mshocked there wasn't hundreds of
people every day fakingemergencies, because I cannot in
full confidence say that I'm agood enough person to not
pretend that I had somethinghorrific.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Yeah, and I don't know if it I feel like it's half
my face weird.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I think I'm stroking out.
I just do all my makeup reallydroopy on one side.
Seriously, though, I can'tfathom they must've really had a
good screening process if onlytwo people out of 3,200 were
emergency removed Because yougotta think people aren't good
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enough to just go by the honorsystem when they're just
surrounded by other people'sshit.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Get me the fuck off of this ship.
Like it's just shocking thatthey just kept people on it for
so long.
Like that's kidnapping.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
It's kidnapping, involuntary confinement, for
sure.
So at this point too clearly,food was scarce and oh no I had
seen in my research a few peoplesaying that they were purposely
not eating because they were sohorrified about pooping in the
bio-wounder bed.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yes, thank you.
That is a good neighbor.
All right, that's who I want onmy team.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Yes, thank, you See, that's why I said vegans are
already used to not eating them.
That's true.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Oh, but it wouldn't shut the fuck up.
You know what?
Give me the meat eaters on theTitanic any day, oh my God So-,
and of course you know, with nopower.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
they weren't exactly eating these beautiful,
well-cooked buffet meals thatthey had enjoyed the first
couple days.
Guests would later say thatthey would wait in line for
sometimes over three hours justto get an onion and cucumber
sandwich.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Oh, like what is this ?
Like a fake story that my momtalks about growing up and how
hard life was when she was myage.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Okay, I don't think it's your mom, I think it's
actually Germans.
They're like this is what?
Crumpets with you If you're nota good kid.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Have you been a bish-nickel or impish?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
So you know they would say that if you tried to
get multiple sandwiches, this iswhat other guests would say
that you know if you're tryingto bring back sandwiches to like
your room, but members of theline would also, you know, be
right you and shame you fortrying to get your extra onions
and cucumbers, oh God.
So by 10pm on Thursday,february the 14th.
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Valentine's Day the cruise shipdocked at Mobile Alabama.
It was the largest ship to everattempt to dock there.
But the passengers did not care.
As they unloaded, they wouldkiss the ground, they would run,
crying into the arms of lovedones who had come to meet them.
They had physically survivedthe ordeal.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Oh Jesus.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
But the, you know, triumphs.
Reign of terror was notentirely orber.
After it docked, it somehowmanaged to break free and it
then floated into a tethereddredge, pinning a tugboat
between the ship and the dredge.
This would result in the deathof what?
Yeah, one person aboard thetugboat and would seriously
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injure another.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
No shit yes so.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Ew, lots of shit actually.
Oh, fine shit, co-piece ofmassive shit.
So, after an investigation wasdone, it would conclude that
negligence was the root of theproblem.
Hmm, in two years it had hadnine incidents regarding fuel
leaks.
In January of that same yearthat this took place, in 2013,
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carnival had given all ships twomonths to install spray shields
in their diesel rooms and thetriumph had failed to comply,
and it was actually deemed outof compliance with safety laws
of the sea.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
And yet still assholes.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I said here which is mind blowing to me that could be
overlooked, like when it comesto thousands of people boarding
a cruise ship.
A restaurant is out ofcompliance with the health board
standards and they get shutdown until they fix it you know
what I mean.
And they're only accommodating.
Like what?
Like 60 people a night yeah.
I can't understand how this wasoverlooked.
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If anyone listening understandsthese things, please send us a
DM so that we can.
I just think it's insanity.
The fuel hose that had startedthe fire in diesel room six was
located underneath deck plates,and it was thought that the deck
plates would be sufficient toshield the fuel spray, but that
was not the case.
Carnival would spend $150million on cleaning the ship.
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What, oh my?
Speaker 2 (42:17):
God.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yuck a doodle, dandy what?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
do you just like has Matt?
You have to write and juststart just going in and cleaning
from top to bottom.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Think about like the walls, the pipes are just
fucking clogged to all.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Plunger right away.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, that should do the trick.
That should do the trick.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Is there not a?
Am I just?
I just figured there's a valvethat just empties it into the
ocean, is that not?
Did that happen to like DaveMatthews band?
I think it was a plane or no,it was a tour bus or something.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
A tour bus that they were just coasting along the
ocean.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
No, they were driving over a bridge and they
something happened.
They threw the shit tank out orsomething that you fell on a
boat.
That can't be right.
I don't know what the story isthere.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Sounds like a fucking fever dream to me.
Yeah, that's how it was.
Like I said, you know the thefuel hose wasn't protected by
these deck plates.
Carnival would spend $150million cleaning the ship.
To clean it, I can only imagineas well they repaired it and it
was able to resume service fourmonths after this horrific
ordeal, with its new name,Carnival sunrise.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
The SSM modium the sunrise, yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
So in 2019, carnival did a $300 million overhaul of
their entire fleet of ships.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Which doesn't sound like fucking dick.
All when it costs a hundred, athird of that, to clean one ship
.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah, and they're also giving everybody $500.
That almost died from fuckingbiohazard exposure, so can you
die from that?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
I guess you can right , it is toxic.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
I will say that before I went on maternity leave
I worked for the same denturistthat I work for now, just at a
different office, and we had anolder gentleman come in and he
had some sort of a bacterialinfection and he unfortunately
entered the practice and he was.
He had an accident and I wasvery pregnant at the time and I
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went and got, like you know, allthese cleaning products and I
started to clean it because wehad carpets, which makes fucking
zero sense.
But I started to clean it and Idid get super sick with like
flu, like symptoms, like astomach.
Yeah, so I could have been,because I was pregnant and I was
also using a bunch of chemicalsto clean it up.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Oh yeah, true, true, true, true.
You might explain why.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Max has a demon on wheels.
Man, you're Max, but yeah, soyeah, I can imagine being
exposed to multiple people's rawsuit, which is probably not the
best.
Oh man, yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
You know, even with all of the benefits that they
tried to give these people, alot of people still did end up
filing lawsuits.
And the fine print of theirtickets it states that quote if
the performance of the proposedvoyage is hindered or prevented
by breakdown of the vessel,carnival may cancel the proposed
voyage without any liability torefund passage money or fares
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paid in advance.
Now, basically that would betheir defense as a whole.
They released a statement thatsaid that Carnival does not on
their ticket.
They do not.
They make absolutely noguarantees for safe passage, a
seaworthy vessel adequate,adequate and wholesome foods and
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sanitary and safe livingconditions.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
The lawyer for this company went on record in a
court case and said we make anote.
I hope Okay, I'm listening.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Okay, so how much?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Oh my God, a trillion .
Speaker 1 (45:55):
How much money do you think Carnival had to pay out
to passengers in lawsuits?
Speaker 2 (46:01):
How many feet?
3000?
I don't know, 500, I'm going tosay a half a billion.
I can say $500 million.
Carnival had to pay 500 million.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Carnival paid out a total amount of $118,500 to 27
passengers Not even $200,000.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Not even $150,000.
What a fucking world we'reliving in.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
And that was only if the passengers had suffered
health problems that directlywere related to the issues on
the parade.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
What's that?
What's the health problems?
That was a covered in excrementin the dad laying on the bed.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
So that is the disgusting case of the Carnival
Triumph and the poop cruise fromhell, and if anyone listening
has ever been on the Carnivalsunrise, please DM me because I
have questions.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Like a question about what's it like being on a
cruise?
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Yeah, first and foremost, how is the food Do?
Speaker 2 (46:59):
you realize you're on a cruise.
Do you feel the ship is movingor no?
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Do the walls smell like poop?
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah, does the poop smell ever go away?
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Like what?
How much does a $150 milliondeep clean get me, is it?
Speaker 2 (47:16):
like that person has a cat that swears, their house
doesn't smell and then, likeeverybody at Carnival Cruise is
like no, come in, our shipdoesn't smell.
I don't know where the cat is,but there is a cat.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
I don't know where the biohazard diarrhea is, but
there is biohazard diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
I can tell you the room that that guy should have
pants in, but I can tell youthat it happened.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Someone had the shrimp.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh my goodness, Okay, you're gross, oh man I was just
trying to tell a nicelighthearted story.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Now here we are talking about the worst of the
worst.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Oh man, you know there's a poop deck on a ship,
right we're falling right past.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
It's full.
Yeah, it's full.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
I think all the decks are poop decks the whole ship
was a poop deck at that point.
Oh, I love it All right.
Well, until next time, guys,maybe.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
I'll do some more horrific true crime next time
and we can steer away from thepoop stuff.
Yeah, you're like a classylooking lady.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Your personality doesn't match your image and
your project.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
I'm like bubbles from the trailer.
You are.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
That's your inner.
Your inner demon is bubbles.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Hey guys, you want to talk about poop.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
There's a fucking ship there with poop.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
All right, okay, bye, bye.
Welcome to Everything Scary.
My name is Lynn and I'm herewith my co-host local celebrity,
sorry, sorry, internationalcelebrity.
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Thank you, oh, hello, I've been working on being very
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Everything's scary.
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So last week we concluded our polyclass coverage
.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yep, what is the polyclass thing again?
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It was a 12 year old girl that got taken out of her
home.
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Oh, america's sweetheart, or something yes.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
So today I sit in front of you.
Your parents are in Florida, sowe are no longer able to use
your mom's laptop in order torecord.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
That is correct, you're from old school.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I have a big stack of paper in front of me, so if you
all hear paper turning, that'sbecause we're old school.
I love it.
So when we did polyclass, Ipromised that we would do a
lighter case and I think Ipulled it off.
It may not necessarily be atrue crime case, but it's still
horrifying.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Is it a true story?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It is a true story Is there a crime that takes place.
I don't think technically, ohwell, this is controversial.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
The podcast is called Everything Scary, and this is
definitely scary.
Well, I'm in.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, so I just licked my finger.
Oh, right To turn the page Alittle bit of the access off, so
you know, I would imagine thatpeople who experience this are
still dealing with some form ofPTSD, and rightfully so.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, why the fuck would you ever go on a cruise?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh boy, Hopefully second handymandes back from
hers by the time.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Do you ever go on a cruise?
Have you ever been on a cruise?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I don't think I'd enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
No, because there's like a morgue on the vessel.
Did you say there's a morgue?
Yeah, there has to be.
What the fuck are you saying?
Well, people die on cruises, sothey got to do something with
the body.
There's not a morgue?
Well, what do you think theygot to do with all the bodies,
all cruise ships?
Go ask your girl.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Hey Siri.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Hi Siri.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Are there morgues on cruise ships?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Some cruise ships have morgues.
This answer is frombestlifeofmindcom.
First of all, if you have awebsite called bestlifeofmindcom
, you shouldn't be quoting that.
Cruise ships have fuckingmorgues.
Live up to your brand, sure,maybe talking about the fucking
water slides on cruise ships.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Oh God, this is awful .
It's like weekend at Bernie's.
That would be a good sequel,though.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Weekend at Bernie's.
He's dead on a cruise.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
They didn't have a morgue, they sent him in the
slide.
It would be hilarious.
So before I get into the storytoday, I just want to give a
quick thank you to our newestpatrons, and I would also like
to read one of our kind reviewsbefore we get started.
So thank you to Derek, and Ialso want to give a huge thank
you to Gigi, who officiallybecame our first annually paid
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subscriber.
Thank you, gigi.
So thank you so much for havingso much confidence in us.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
At least one of us does.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
So and here's a review, because I said I would
read these nice reviews it's anew one and it basically just
sums up how I stumble into mostthings in my life, and for that
reason I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I love it.
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So it's from Territobi and the subject line
is stumbled onto this podcastand they wrote hey, I have no
idea how I got here, but I lovethe show.
That's amazing.
I've gone back and listened toall of the past episodes.
I work a job that at times canseem robotic in its tasks.
I pop in an ear pod or anearbud and listen to Lynn and
(04:04):
Matt tell a story makes the dayfaster and easier.
Thanks for that.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I'll tell you that is .
That is humbling to helpsomebody, to help their day go
by a little quicker when we'veall got just like so much shit
on the go.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
And I mean you guys could return the favor.
These are long over here too,you know.
Just kidding.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
It was the last time you helped us get through our
fucking day.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So thank you so much for that awesome review.
We don't know how you stumbledupon us either but we're glad
you're here.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I don't hear shit from any of you.
So the story I'm going to tellyou now.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I'm going to take you to Galveston, Texas.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh nice.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It's 2013.
Yeah, the low in Texas at thistime was 55 degrees Fahrenheit,
which is about 12 Celsius, whichis a little chilly, but to us
Canadians, I think we're allstill wearing shorts and the
tops.
But for Texas.
I think that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, like it's a deep freeze.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
On February 7th, 3,145 guests gathered to board
the Carnival Triumph for whatwas supposed to be only a four
day cruise.
Oh on top of the guests, therewas also 1100 crew members,
which meant that there was awhopping 4,243 people on board.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
What was it?
One crew member for every thirdpassenger Is that that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
It seems like a lot, but they probably could use more
.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I can't wait to be starting talking about poop.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
This is your bread and butter.
We're right in your.
I love a good poop story Ifthere was poop and wrestling
this would be your topic.
So they had planned to cruiseto Cozumel, mexico, at which
point the guests would disembark.
They could go sightseeing orpartake in some delicious
(06:00):
Mexican food.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Or, from what I understand, when you go on a
cruise.
When you disembark then you goto the village where everybody's
like, hey, do you want to buythis shit that we've made?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Hey, GPGP that's right.
That was when I For the longesttime when we were in the
Dominican.
I don't remember which time itwas, but I thought he's like hi,
my name is Chibi Chibi.
And then I said to my husbandlet's go down and get some stuff
from Chibi Chibi.
And he was like why the fuck doyou call him that?
I thought his name was ChibiChibi, but he was saying Chibi
Chibi.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yes, that's.
Funny, that's stupid blonde.
That guy's calling me cheap.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
So they were going to disembark, they were going to
eat some tacos, which is justhave you ever done that?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Have you ever had Mexican food, do you?
You don't have like a regulartable at an authentic Mexican
restaurant on the road.
That wouldn't be something thatyou'd pull.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I'm really embarrassed, but like not
embarrassed at the same time,like I'll tell people who want
to hear about it.
Me having to drive to yourplace in order to do our
recordings is tipping my scale alittle bit, because I will not
pass up a good opportunity to goand get some authentic Mexican
food.
And it's gotten to the point nowwhere, like, they can have like
(07:11):
a table of like 10 waiting atthe front door at this.
It's called hey Corumba, it'sin Bradford, if you guys know,
you know, but when I walk in I'mby myself with my stupid little
laptop and he will give me atable of six and make the other
people wait because he's likeshe is our bread and butter.
I love it and I'm like you hearmy tacos and fajitas and sex is
(07:33):
the only thing missing fromthat affair.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Oh, my God, I love him so much, though you know
what I don't think it could getbetter, so like sex would only
take away from it.
Sex would only ruin it.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Sex would ruin the affair Just give me the burrito,
so you know they could go eatMexican food, which is, quite
frankly, the most deliciouscuisine of them all, in my
humble opinion.
You'd recommend they could shop, they could listen to live
music, and afterwards they wouldget back on the cruise ship and
they'd simply go back toGalveston.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Go see the show on the cruise ship.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You could see the musical They've got you know,
the triumph was actually likethe pride of the Carnival fleet.
It was the length of threefootball fields which I had to
look up, so it was actuallyabout 1,080 feet long.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Okay, that's about it .
Speaker 1 (08:20):
It had a huge casino floor.
There were 13 decks with fourswimming pools and seven
whirlpools.
This was essentially a resorton the water.
Have you ever been on a cruise?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
No, god, no, you could not.
You could not cut me a checkfor an amount.
I know the morgues.
I don't vacation with morgues,ok, also, I'm claustrophobic.
I also feel that anybody whoinvited me to go to the cruise
wants to kill me, and it's onlya matter of time before they say
(08:50):
, hey, look at the back, come on, let's go check out the back of
the ship.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You had to wait for.
How many years did you have totravel with your radio station
to go to like sandals, resortsand stuff like that?
Right?
Yes, ok, so did those peopletry to kill you.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Well, legally I can, I'm going.
No, I yes.
Ok, let me rephrase that yes,if I was forced to go for work,
I would have to go.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
OK, yes and like, because you would always have to
like, put on a big hurrah rightLike.
This is the best place on earth.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yes, and we were all on the inside.
I'm like, oh my God, I don'twant to fly.
You're somewhere too.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I would just be bathing in like taco meat.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I just have one of those little snorkels that came
out above the taco Me, duckinginto a giant pool of ground beef
.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I'm like more shower cream.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Very, very ladylike.
You've been on a cruise I askedyou yeah, like four seconds, ok
, you need, I need to get youlike some omega threes of some
sort because, like, if you'renot going to stop partaking in
the dead, the assets or fish oilsomething's got to give me and,
like your memories, got to getbetter.
So you've never been on acruise.
It was four seconds ago.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Would you ever go on a cruise?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Not after reviewing this.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I would do an Alaskan cruise.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
What, because?
What are you talking?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
about that's cruise, are you?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
fucking like.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
It's not in the winter.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I think Alaskan's always in the winter.
I have never, like once,thought Alaskan all me.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, this cruise.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Like what are you trying to reenact?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Well, I don't think it's a carnival cruise.
I don't think that I don'tthink that there's like an
Alaskan cruise with a waterslide.
Oh, maybe there is.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
What do you fucking think it is then Like what's
happening, what?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
are you?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
seeing that really moves Whales come to fucking
Innisfil, I'll show you some notwhales.
Well, give me a couple morerounds at the Mexican restaurant
.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Jesus, get that out of here, oh my God.
A quick cheer to Icon.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
So, oh God, I love them so much.
You know this was a resort onthe water.
There was nightly entertainment, good food and drinks.
What more could you ask for?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Toilets.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Not, not marks, what's the opposite of marks.
I want that.
So you know, everything wassmooth sailing, so to speak.
Yeah, oh, you're so proud ofyourself.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Thank you so much.
I actually wrote that joke inhere.
I love you so much Good.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
So this was going to be an extra special trip for
Stephanie Stevenson and RobertMalham, who had boarded the
cruise because they had plannedto marry at sea.
Oh it was supposed to bepicture perfect.
Little did they know that there, for better or for worse, vows
would be tested much sooner thanthey had anticipated.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Can I derail for just one quick?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
second Absolutely not , it's it is about cruises.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I was on this YouTube rabbit hole the other day and I
forget what the term is, butit's people who miss the cruise.
So you mean, like when they'vedisembarked at like this and
it's people running after it andpeople freaking out and having
a meltdown.
It is entertaining because youget like a two hour warning.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Oh yeah, and apparently like I forget what I
was listening to, something inregards to cruises, but they
said that like Carnivalspecifically has a thing and
they are like maybe it's a bit,we don't know if it's like an
act that they do to kind of likesway people in one direction.
But every single Carnivalcruise that they had gone on
that people like the crew werelike OK, so, and so is late,
(12:25):
like let's wait on them, andwhen they get back on, like
everybody boo them.
And then so like people werestanding on all their decks and
like when these like late comerseverybody's like, yes, that's,
that's what they do.
But is it real, or is it thatI'm like making a point?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I think it's real.
I think that you can be lateand then there's, we're leaving.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You're no longer going to be allowed on this ship
, because the problem with thattoo is that you don't need a
passport to go on a cruise right.
So like what if you're stuck inMexico?
What, yeah, you don't.
International waters man.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
That is fucking crazy .
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah.
So what if you're like I willget into it further into this
story but like what if you'restuck in like fucking just
Mexico, for example, and youdon't have a passport to fly
back into the States?
So what they do you have towait for another cruise.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
They go into your room and they give you a yellow
or an orange envelope, so theygo in your room to get all your
documents and then they hand itto you.
I don't know how they got it soquickly, but they were off the
ship, they weren't coming backand I guess they went a lot of
the people.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
So we will find out that 900 people in this story
didn't have passports on thecruise.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
On the ship itself, so it wasn't like the captain
could have given anybodyanything.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
That's so weird, right?
International waters if they, Idon't you could marry a donkey,
anything goes.
I mean, you could fistfight adonkey.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Toast, not a.
Really let me up.
So, like I said, smooth sailing.
Yeah that was until the earlymorning on February the 10th.
Oh and about 528 a voice cameover the loudspeaker and they
were saying Elphateen, oh no,and this kept repeating.
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Of course the guests did notknow what that meant, but the
crew understood that this was toalert them that there was a
fire.
Emergency Guests on the firstand second floor would open
their doors to find a thickblack smoke filling the hallways
.
Oh naturally, the passengersstarted freaking out and of
course, we're thinking the worst.
(14:43):
Yes, and they startedscavenging for life jackets for
themselves, as well as theirfamily and friends that they had
either Met or traveled withyeah, bullshit.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I'm sure they were just like, oh so dramatic with
the paper so the smoke deck,which is essentially just a
chimney.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I had to look that up because I'm like the point of
the smoke deck.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
What are we doing out there?
Fucking making a roast, havinga dirt.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
So it had black smoke billowing out of it and the
guests started to fill up theevacuation stations.
Okay, when a voice came overthe loudspeaker and in a calming
voice, with a beautiful accent,she said folks, there is no
need to be at the musterstations.
We do ask at this time that youproceed back to your state
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rooms, back to your cabins and,as I said, there is a situation
in the engine control room, butit is under control.
So we do ask that you make yourway back to your cabins.
At this time.
There's no need to be waitingin the muster rooms.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Thank you, and that just had a spoonful of sugar.
Helps the medicine.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I actually in my script, which is holy paper All
right in front of my my quotes.
I had to remind myself that Ishould be doing an English
accent when I convey this.
So that was it.
Clearly, you know, there's justa few nervous folks on board
who were freaking everyone elseout, and this nice lady with the
(16:08):
soothing accent had confirmedit.
It's a simple boat fire, run ofthe mill come on, guys, like if
you guys don't experience a fewboat fires during your Carnival
cruise, are you even cruising?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
also, do we know if that's a big number 3000 guests
for a cruise?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I'm gonna go ahead and say probably it is a big
number Okay you know what?
I don't really know the yeah,but that's a good.
Like I said, the carnivalTriumph was considered like
they're the Queen Mary to theQueen Mary to before the Queen
Mary to the Titanic.
What, oh boy?
What is the song that GordonLightfoot sings?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
about the Edmund Fitzgerald, then the admin
Fitzgerald.
It is honestly the worst.
It's just.
It's about a ship, it's like,and then they filled the ship
with the gas on the lake andthen it went down with the motor
(17:05):
.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Okay, but to be fair, like there's also songs out
there that are like all songs,the sweat trips down my balls
and skeet, skeet.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I think that's shakes , it's a Shakespeare.
No, that's music.
Is that a fellow?
Is that from a fellow?
I forget, is he like?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
whatever it.
Whatever it is, it's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I don't fucking care the sweat duff, drip down off my
ladies Duff ball.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I don't know why the ladies involved in this, where
the female duff crawl.
Ah, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So, mothafuck.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
It wasn't long after this announcement that
everything was perfectly fine.
We're good, everything's greedy.
Go to the casino.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Well yeah, fucking go eat some lobster go gamble,
pretty sure the cruise ships onfire.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
The lights would start to flicker after that
announcement had come over isn'tthat cool, though.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Isn't that like a strobe effect?
Isn't that mean night club?
Is that does not correct me ifI'm wrong.
Does that I mean things aboutto pop off?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Things did pop off.
I'm a bit to tell you how theypopped off.
So they you know, lightsflickered and then they went out
entirely.
The only lights that werelighting, the small white
emergency lights in the hallway.
As it would turn out, in thediesel room number six, a fuel
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leak had started and there hadbeen a spark which ignited a
fire, but thankfully there wasan automatic fire suppressing
system that had got the fire outby 6 0, 8 am.
No, okay.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
They've a mongo.
Yeah, I love sailing.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
However, in the fire short time it had managed to
knock out most of the ship'spower.
Oh no and Disabled itspropulsion system.
Oh, this is it of thetransmission and motor.
Oh, oh do you know what apropulsion system is?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I do, I don't, but I think I know a propulsion.
I Think propulsion, I thinkit's just like to move you, yeah
, like yeah when I asked him.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I said what is a propulsion system?
You know okay he looked at melike I was the stupid sort he's
like um, like in what context?
I don't even know what context.
He's like it's got like thefucking transmission, it's got
the, it's got like it doesn'tpropel you is how he said it to
me and I was like, okay, don'tfucking talk to me like I'm an
idiot.
Just explain to me what thisstupid fucking system does.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I Don't need your shit, right now I'm just trying
to write a script.
It just moves, yeah, so that'sprobably involves the propeller.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I couldn't you know what you would have fucking said
a way nicer to me than he did.
He was like, um, like you hadto like, brace himself on the
wall.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Um so dramatic like he's being blown over by you,
are you?
You're the mother of mychildren.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
You don't know what a fucking propulsion system is
Fuck.
So it consists of thetransmission in the motor which
Basically, since it was disabled, meant that this ship was not
moving it would not propel thepropeller.
Not propelling, wow so, whichnow left this giant floating
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resort Just kind of driftingthrough the Gulf of Mexico
aimlessly, mmm.
But the crew had a plan twotugboats would be sent out to
the nearest dock, which was inProgreso, mexico.
It was estimated that theyshould dock by February the 12th
, which is only a day longerthan the guests had initially
prepared to be on the ship.
Unfortunately, though, guestswould soon find out that the
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lights and Propeller thank yousystem were not their only
worries.
Oh, oh air conditioning, runningwater, septic systems and
elevators were also done as well.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Why, why, why put everything so close to this?
The diesel room six.
Spread out your infrastructure.
One breaker.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
They're like we can't have everything.
Every time I light up, I go andI blow dry my hair.
Fucking.
All this shit goes out.
Who?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
wired this thing, they flash back as one guy.
Guys, it's an easy system.
It's all in one room.
He's just one guy, marty, youdid it.
You did it again, marty.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Come on problem solver.
I don't ever foresee a system,marty, where this is gonna fail
us so Again, the calming ladywith a nice accent would come
over the loudspeaker sayingwe're going to deliver some red
bags to your cabins, to thebathroom, if you can, if you
need to do a number two you knowa poop Please do it in the red
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bags and drop it off at the binsin the corridor wait wait, and
if you need to do a number one,that's a we please do it in the
shower.
Thank you, folks, and I'll beback with any more updated info.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Okay, so We's are in the shower?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah, why do you look abused?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Well, I think first of all it should be Dudes weeing
over the side of the boat rightoff the dead.
It's on the first deck, thoughwe're not peeing from the sixth
story balcony just on toeveryone.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
No, well, you know what?
That's kind of what happens,anyways.
But here's the thing I thinkthat if you're telling anybody
to get that close to the railing, you're kind of a little bit
liable if something happens.
You know if you're insistingthat a dude pisses over the side
of the boat and he Tophels onit over.
That's kind of your fault.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I mean, don't you want yet?
True, yeah, but wouldn't youwant to ease up on the old
plumbing system?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I mean you probably would but I think they've got
enough legal problems on theirhands after all this happened
that they're like old fucking,you know.
And Johnny one legs thatfucking toppled over the side
when he was trying to pee.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
We really don't need that guy on our fucking
conscious to.
One leg.
So, can't poo in a shower,obviously right.
No, I mean like it.
I'm sure it's happened in thehistory of the world, but like
okay, you know what boots to theground, get upstairs.
I would, but I you know whatit's funny just forgot here.
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I pooed in the sink.
I can't.
I already went.
Women that are here.
I.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
This is.
I just like to push the bounds.
When they're not here, there'sno reason for it.
The plumbing here's fine.
So, like this nice lady said,she'd be back with any updated
information at this time.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
One thing in your sack?
Have you pooped in your?
Oh, probably ruined Christmas.
I can't see Santa.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It brings you PTSD with a red sack all you think
you're getting you haven't evenlike, we haven't even grazed the
surface of how awful this is.
So at the time that theannouncement went out, the
toilets were already filled tothe rim.
Why are people?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
shitting so much on vacation.
They're eating.
And Jesus Christ, what do youeat?
The buffet, not the good shit.
Fuck.
Oh, people are Bows my face.
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People are fucking disgusting.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
So much worse than this to you.
Have any?
You don't even know plates.
So many plates, just so muchplay wild.
Oh my god, just macaroni andcheese, like for fucking get it.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I bet the like oh my god, begin the extra day, load
up on the food.
There's no way this is gonnacome around to bite us in the
well, nobody's biting you inanything.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
We need to do more red bags.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Like and would you, as a human being, when they're
delivering the red bags, are youlike I'm gonna need more than
four?
Like, or do you just like youknow?
Okay, like I'm gonna be daintyabout it, I'll just what kind of
bags are they, are they?
Biohazard red bags.
So they're like I would saythey're about the size of like a
kitchen garbage.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Oh, what you need more than you listen.
If you need more than, Scooping.
For kitchen catchers Shit.
I don't think you should havebeen able to go on a cruise.
How are you medically clearedTo go on a cruise?
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Would need to do expel yourbody weight in a day.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
What if you have?
What if you have multiplepeople in your room?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Well, listen, we're all.
Everybody get ready Cuz, justlike when the girls get away,
we're all syncing up our cycles.
We're all gonna get on the samepoop.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Same bag?
Yeah, no, for fucking good.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
You're not sharing a bag.
I'm going over, you're notpooping in the same bag?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I will not.
There's not a person hanging.
There is not a person on thisplanet earth that I would share
a poop.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
You're hanging your butt over.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
No, I'm jumping over.
Oh, I thought I'm ending it all, yeah that's all takes it's a
slippery slope for me one sharedpoop bag and I'm out of here.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
And then Did they advise you, like it is, one
person squat and the other holdsthe bag, or do you put it in
the garbage?
Can?
Imagine the newlyweds oh, orthat went.
Wait, when did they propose?
Is he proposed yet?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
with the bag.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Listen, will you Listen?
Will you make me happy as well?
Okay, oh my god, he definitelyheld her bag, for, honestly,
they're newlyweds.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
They just can't make eye contact afterwards.
So, Like I said, things areflowing over.
People were peeing in theshowers and the pipes are
already clogged, so every timethe ship tilted one way or
another, raw sewage.
That's hysterical.
It would just spill out allover the floor and it began
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leaking through some of theceilings into the cabins below
oh my god, like a Stephen Kingmovie.
And there's no air conditioning.
Oh, that's a hot shit is hotthrough water, yeah, so you know
, the temperatures were high andthe smells were so bad it was
literally making people sick totheir stomach.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Oh my god, what did they do with the barf?
Is the pool still open?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
oh my god no.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
What is still open nothing the buffet.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Well, no they can't cook anything.
We will get into what they wereeating later and it's fucking
horrendous.
Oh god so now, with all thehuman waste dripping into their
cabins?
Yeah one woman stated that herhusband was lying on the bed
when the ceiling concaved andall of the oh my god, that is so
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unfortunate and you think it'sthe funniest thing you've ever
heard that is the greatest.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Oh, there's a very a very thin line between comedy
and tragedy and picturing a guylaying in bed and just a big
giant shit blister and likeloads on them shit blister.
Look at this day.
Get any fucking words.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I told you not to test it, george.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
We had to go on a fucking cruise.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
We couldn't go to my brother's cabin, so I don't know
why it's worse than when it's astranger.
Like I don't really wantsomebody knowing that I know,
like if it was like A parent orsomething.
Do I want their shit on me morethan they want to complete
strangers?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Oh, that is a good question.
I Want stranger poo.
I think I don't want to knowthe poo, I don't want to know
the bum from which the poo Issending from when booking the
trip I'm like, can I have some,some nice, healthy vegans atop
of me?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Like I don't want that.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
like nacho cheese and beer, no fella yeah, like you
can fucking go somewhere elseand yeah, you want like a vegan
cruise.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, like a nice Cruise where I'm the only one
eating the boat tips is bunch ofrocks rolling up.
It's like a rock tumbler.
So Guess improvised and theybegan dragging their mattresses
out onto the deck and using thesheets to shield themselves from
the sun, and the media dubbedthis tent city.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Wait, you've probably seen pictures of this.
They dragged their mattresses.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Outside.
Why?
Because there was shit comingthrough the ceilings.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
What do you mean?
Why?
Oh right, okay, yeah, not onlyso they could lay down.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
They were in this stifle.
It was like picture at thehottest day of the year.
You're sitting inside of a whatare they called?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
pool deck, like in the?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Sleep oh right and you don't want the blistering
sundown on you, right?
So like they would take theirmattresses outside and then
they'd like pin up their theirblankets so that they weren't
completely exposed to the sun.
Can you imagine Like thirty twohundred people?
It's insane.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I I'd, yeah, definitely rather be on the
Titanic.
No, I Did you pick him, or atleast a sub, to explore it.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Well, that's you wanted this fucking Freezing
cold cruise.
So yeah, I guess you would pickthe.
Titanic but you know, theywould go into Tant City and
helicopters were actually ableto like Come.
They had to dismantle tent cityand then helicopters would drop
in and they would give themsome bits of food and they would
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give them like portableGenerators so that like people
could at least charge theirphones.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Like sure the cruise line loved that.
Let's maybe not get them withthe photos.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
You should see some of the pictures, though.
It's just like a picture oflike 20 people standing around
like one little charger, and Ithink hey, helicopter, take one
of us with you every time youland, you would you're doing
here?
But you know, after a certainamount of time, it was said that
not only was Carnival going tobe refunding the trip, they
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would also pay for their travelfrom Progresso Mexico to
wherever they lived.
They would also grant them acoupon that did not expire.
I have it on good authoritythat carnival has been
completely taken over andthey're no longer honoring those
coupons.
Yes, that's a good call but so,and then they had this coupon
for another cruise throughcarnival, which now, apparently,
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they're not honoring.
But, and just to sweeten thepot, like on top of all that
imagine.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Go to the Italy one, where the thing flipped.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
What was that when it was called?
The cruise started with a C2,the Concordia, concordia, yeah,
that's right.
32 people died, I think.
Oh.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
I didn't know.
People died.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Captain fucking bailed, he was trying to impress
a friend or something.
It wasn't a friend.
Oh mistress, oh Captain it'slike you guys have each other's
backs.
Even if you don't even know it,you're like it was just his
friend.
Oh, that was covering for yeah,you were covering for the
fucking Italian captain.
This, it was his friend.
It's a big deal, it's just afriend.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah, just bro, you don't know where she goes, to a
different school.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
So you know, on top of all that, just giving them
the coupon and yeah.
They would also give them $500,to be the cherry on top, which
seems like a fucking arbitraryamount to me.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
You know what it's like.
I mean, it doesn't it's a lotof money it really is but it's a
very insulting amount of money,yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Well, you got to think about how much they were
out.
But then when we learned howmuch they put in to like revamp
the ship, it's like they had alot of money to put out.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeah, so what they were?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
they were offering most things that passengers had
bought on board, like if you hadto pay for your food or
whatever.
They were compensating that.
They were compensating the trip, they were giving you the free
coupon, they were getting youflown back to the States and
they were giving you $500.
So that is what, and it waskind of like so that you
wouldn't go and like file alawsuit against them.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Right yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
But this seemed, at least for the time being, to be
a bit of a breath of fresh air.
They kind of the passengers hada new zest to them, let's say.
And what better way tocelebrate than by offering the
3,200 people on board free,unlimited alcohol?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Okay, wait, wait, no, no, no, listen, listen.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
If there's one thing that I personally always say, is
when there's no plumbing, no ACand you have thousands of
people nearing their breakingpoint, bring on unlimited booze.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
What could go wrong?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
So this is they're still okay.
So they've gotten the offers.
This is all part of the Jesus.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Get in there.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I mean okay.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Can I get you a double fucking white Russian so
that you have that extra milky?
Oh oh sorry, the milk's gonebad.
I hope your stomach's fine.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, can I get a chunky white Russian?
Hey, cool.
Okay, what is this?
Is this cottage cheese and rye?
No, actually it's a whiteRussian.
Give me one second.
Ehh, ehh.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
So you know what could possibly go wrong.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I bet you people were like come on, man, I can't get
a fucking beer, my room is shit,I just want a beer.
All right, well, If youliterally shit, it's just full
of poop.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
There's poop on the walls.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
There's poop on the walls.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Chaos.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Oh man.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
So, apparently, whoever it was that was in
charge of making the decisionfelt the same as me, because
that's exactly what they did.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Now, as unforeseeable as this may have been, this did
not go well.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Not only was there raw sewage issues enhanced, you
know, mainly a lot more poopinvolvement, lots of pee-pee and
a lot of barfing.
And I won't elaborate on thatbecause you know, I think it's
outside of our realm, of ourimagination, what that could
have possibly been like to seeor smell, or Well, beer shits is
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also a thing when you drink toomuch draft.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
So I got to think again one for the Titanic, for
this guy, ha, ha, ha oh.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Like I said before, you can only imagine that poor
newlywed couples still beingcute with each other to suddenly
holding open red biohazard bagsto the other one to shit in.
Oh my God, and I would Withthis bag.
I mean, would Like, I wouldjust like to get eyes on those
people, like let's just find outif they're still okay.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Oh, you know what I mean.
Yes, are they still together?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Are they still together?
Like?
Who else are you gonna knowthat well?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Although you know what, and then what a great way
to just trial by fire Like now,like that one the honeymoon is
now like you're married for 20years, Like you immediately get
accelerated into.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Like you, only get prettier every day.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
You're like oh, you didn't have diarrhea all over my
hands today as I held up in abag for you, that's nice.
Oh, I know you can't really aim, but I'm really getting drawn
in a bad care.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
That's so disgusting.
Oh my God, what is happening tothis podcast?
This is a family show.
It is.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
What's the Manson family?
What fucking sheep family.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
What's with this?
It's TGI Fridays for crazy sake.
So now on Tuesday, which wassupposed to be the day that they
were docking in Mexico, theywere on day three of no Power
and the two tugboats were justarriving.
Oh my God, yeah.
Well, you know, I first heardabout the tugboats and I didn't
think that that sounded verypromising.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
But what?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
other options do you have?
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, the term tug and boat don't really elicit
speed.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I think that's mainly because of like, wasn't I like
the little tugboat who could?
Yeah, but by this time thecrews had drifted 90 miles north
of where they were initiallywhen they planned to dock in
Mexico, and it also wasdetermined that they had 900
passengers on board that did nottravel or have a passport, and
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that was gonna make flying outof Mexico difficult.
So the crew made the decisionto dock in Mobile, alabama.
They did end up having toremove two passengers for
emergency reasons.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Rachel Aldered was late for her dialysis and she
had to be dropped by rope,ladder into a small coast guard
boat and taken to shore.
And there was also anotherguest who was having stroke
symptoms and he had to beremoved as well.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Did they even check if that lady had kidney issues
or she was just like I gotdialysis.
I better get going here, guys,listen.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
I wrote here.
To be perfectly honest, I'mshocked there wasn't hundreds of
people every day fakingemergencies, because I cannot in
full confidence say that I'm agood enough person to not
pretend that I had somethinghorrific.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Yeah, and I don't know if it I feel like it's half
my face weird.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I think I'm stroking out.
I just do all my makeup reallydroopy on one side.
Seriously, though, I can'tfathom they must've really had a
good screening process if onlytwo people out of 3,200 were
emergency removed Because yougotta think people aren't good
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enough to just go by the honorsystem when they're just
surrounded by other people'sshit.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Get me the fuck off of this ship.
Like it's just shocking thatthey just kept people on it for
so long.
Like that's kidnapping.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
It's kidnapping, involuntary confinement, for
sure.
So at this point too clearly,food was scarce and oh no I had
seen in my research a few peoplesaying that they were purposely
not eating because they were sohorrified about pooping in the
bio-wounder bed.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yes, thank you.
That is a good neighbor.
All right, that's who I want onmy team.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Yes, thank, you See, that's why I said vegans are
already used to not eating them.
That's true.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Oh, but it wouldn't shut the fuck up.
You know what?
Give me the meat eaters on theTitanic any day, oh my God So-,
and of course you know, with nopower.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
they weren't exactly eating these beautiful,
well-cooked buffet meals thatthey had enjoyed the first
couple days.
Guests would later say thatthey would wait in line for
sometimes over three hours justto get an onion and cucumber
sandwich.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Oh, like what is this ?
Like a fake story that my momtalks about growing up and how
hard life was when she was myage.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Okay, I don't think it's your mom, I think it's
actually Germans.
They're like this is what?
Crumpets with you If you're nota good kid.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Have you been a bish-nickel or impish?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
So you know they would say that if you tried to
get multiple sandwiches, this iswhat other guests would say
that you know if you're tryingto bring back sandwiches to like
your room, but members of theline would also, you know, be
right you and shame you fortrying to get your extra onions
and cucumbers, oh God.
So by 10pm on Thursday,february the 14th.
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Valentine's Day the cruise shipdocked at Mobile Alabama.
It was the largest ship to everattempt to dock there.
But the passengers did not care.
As they unloaded, they wouldkiss the ground, they would run,
crying into the arms of lovedones who had come to meet them.
They had physically survivedthe ordeal.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Oh Jesus.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
But the, you know, triumphs.
Reign of terror was notentirely orber.
After it docked, it somehowmanaged to break free and it
then floated into a tethereddredge, pinning a tugboat
between the ship and the dredge.
This would result in the deathof what?
Yeah, one person aboard thetugboat and would seriously
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injure another.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
No shit yes so.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Ew, lots of shit actually.
Oh, fine shit, co-piece ofmassive shit.
So, after an investigation wasdone, it would conclude that
negligence was the root of theproblem.
Hmm, in two years it had hadnine incidents regarding fuel
leaks.
In January of that same yearthat this took place, in 2013,
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carnival had given all ships twomonths to install spray shields
in their diesel rooms and thetriumph had failed to comply,
and it was actually deemed outof compliance with safety laws
of the sea.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
And yet still assholes.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I said here which is mind blowing to me that could be
overlooked, like when it comesto thousands of people boarding
a cruise ship.
A restaurant is out ofcompliance with the health board
standards and they get shutdown until they fix it you know
what I mean.
And they're only accommodating.
Like what?
Like 60 people a night yeah.
I can't understand how this wasoverlooked.
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If anyone listening understandsthese things, please send us a
DM so that we can.
I just think it's insanity.
The fuel hose that had startedthe fire in diesel room six was
located underneath deck plates,and it was thought that the deck
plates would be sufficient toshield the fuel spray, but that
was not the case.
Carnival would spend $150million on cleaning the ship.
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What, oh my?
Speaker 2 (42:17):
God.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yuck a doodle, dandy what?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
do you just like has Matt?
You have to write and juststart just going in and cleaning
from top to bottom.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Think about like the walls, the pipes are just
fucking clogged to all.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Plunger right away.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, that should do the trick.
That should do the trick.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Is there not a?
Am I just?
I just figured there's a valvethat just empties it into the
ocean, is that not?
Did that happen to like DaveMatthews band?
I think it was a plane or no,it was a tour bus or something.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
A tour bus that they were just coasting along the
ocean.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
No, they were driving over a bridge and they
something happened.
They threw the shit tank out orsomething that you fell on a
boat.
That can't be right.
I don't know what the story isthere.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Sounds like a fucking fever dream to me.
Yeah, that's how it was.
Like I said, you know the thefuel hose wasn't protected by
these deck plates.
Carnival would spend $150million cleaning the ship.
To clean it, I can only imagineas well they repaired it and it
was able to resume service fourmonths after this horrific
ordeal, with its new name,Carnival sunrise.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
The SSM modium the sunrise, yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
So in 2019, carnival did a $300 million overhaul of
their entire fleet of ships.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Which doesn't sound like fucking dick.
All when it costs a hundred, athird of that, to clean one ship
.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah, and they're also giving everybody $500.
That almost died from fuckingbiohazard exposure, so can you
die from that?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
I guess you can right , it is toxic.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
I will say that before I went on maternity leave
I worked for the same denturistthat I work for now, just at a
different office, and we had anolder gentleman come in and he
had some sort of a bacterialinfection and he unfortunately
entered the practice and he was.
He had an accident and I wasvery pregnant at the time and I
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went and got, like you know, allthese cleaning products and I
started to clean it because wehad carpets, which makes fucking
zero sense.
But I started to clean it and Idid get super sick with like
flu, like symptoms, like astomach.
Yeah, so I could have been,because I was pregnant and I was
also using a bunch of chemicalsto clean it up.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Oh yeah, true, true, true, true.
You might explain why.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Max has a demon on wheels.
Man, you're Max, but yeah, soyeah, I can imagine being
exposed to multiple people's rawsuit, which is probably not the
best.
Oh man, yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
You know, even with all of the benefits that they
tried to give these people, alot of people still did end up
filing lawsuits.
And the fine print of theirtickets it states that quote if
the performance of the proposedvoyage is hindered or prevented
by breakdown of the vessel,carnival may cancel the proposed
voyage without any liability torefund passage money or fares
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paid in advance.
Now, basically that would betheir defense as a whole.
They released a statement thatsaid that Carnival does not on
their ticket.
They do not.
They make absolutely noguarantees for safe passage, a
seaworthy vessel adequate,adequate and wholesome foods and
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sanitary and safe livingconditions.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
The lawyer for this company went on record in a
court case and said we make anote.
I hope Okay, I'm listening.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Okay, so how much?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Oh my God, a trillion .
Speaker 1 (45:55):
How much money do you think Carnival had to pay out
to passengers in lawsuits?
Speaker 2 (46:01):
How many feet?
3000?
I don't know, 500, I'm going tosay a half a billion.
I can say $500 million.
Carnival had to pay 500 million.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Carnival paid out a total amount of $118,500 to 27
passengers Not even $200,000.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Not even $150,000.
What a fucking world we'reliving in.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
And that was only if the passengers had suffered
health problems that directlywere related to the issues on
the parade.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
What's that?
What's the health problems?
That was a covered in excrementin the dad laying on the bed.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
So that is the disgusting case of the Carnival
Triumph and the poop cruise fromhell, and if anyone listening
has ever been on the Carnivalsunrise, please DM me because I
have questions.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Like a question about what's it like being on a
cruise?
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Yeah, first and foremost, how is the food Do?
Speaker 2 (46:59):
you realize you're on a cruise.
Do you feel the ship is movingor no?
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Do the walls smell like poop?
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah, does the poop smell ever go away?
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Like what?
How much does a $150 milliondeep clean get me, is it?
Speaker 2 (47:16):
like that person has a cat that swears, their house
doesn't smell and then, likeeverybody at Carnival Cruise is
like no, come in, our shipdoesn't smell.
I don't know where the cat is,but there is a cat.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
I don't know where the biohazard diarrhea is, but
there is biohazard diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
I can tell you the room that that guy should have
pants in, but I can tell youthat it happened.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Someone had the shrimp.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh my goodness, Okay, you're gross, oh man I was just
trying to tell a nicelighthearted story.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Now here we are talking about the worst of the
worst.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Oh man, you know there's a poop deck on a ship,
right we're falling right past.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
It's full.
Yeah, it's full.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
I think all the decks are poop decks the whole ship
was a poop deck at that point.
Oh, I love it All right.
Well, until next time, guys,maybe.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
I'll do some more horrific true crime next time
and we can steer away from thepoop stuff.
Yeah, you're like a classylooking lady.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Your personality doesn't match your image and
your project.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
I'm like bubbles from the trailer.
You are.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
That's your inner.
Your inner demon is bubbles.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Hey guys, you want to talk about poop.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
There's a fucking ship there with poop.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
All right, okay, bye, bye.
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