THE TOURNAMENT of I's (ft. Maddie Legro)

(1988 - 2024) Stacy (is it Stacy?) yes Stacy, that Stacy, the Stacy I'm talking about died yesterday in front of dozens of parents and one student from her Quaker School in Idaho, creating  a new sport through her untimely death. Known for her groundbreaking work in the field of virtual volleyball / polevaulting / tennis, Stacy (yes, Stacy) had already been a midwest legend for decades after her claim to fame as one-time Iowa State Women's Volleyball State Champion in the Tournament of I's. She will forever be tied to her corn-shucking roots and the friends who were more like friends of friends rather than friends. Her memorial will be taking place in the digital world, in VR goggles, and her coffin will be made of the dozens and dozens of volleyballs she had collected over the years. New episode next Thursday, everyone.