Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder

In July, you will die… but first, Hallie and Graydon are here for a pre-vacation catch up full of chuckles. They recap their half-c*cked weekend in Nantucket... where innocent-looking green cucumber drinks ruined lives. They swap unhinged travel stories, including Hallie’s brief stint in Germany where she passed out outside a hotel room and was mistaken for dead, Graydon reflects on his high school days of sneaky drinking and getti...

Why does it feel illegal to unfollow people on Instagram? It's another solo episode where Hallie dives into the unwritten rules of social media: when you can unfollow, when to block an ex, and why men simply shouldn’t be allowed to have social media at all. Then she debates what’s trendy vs. timeless in fashion, followed by an Am I The Asshole? segment that covers slut breaks, moaning honesty, and warning the next girlfriend. Lastl...

Welcome to the (solo) circus! This week, Hallie kicks things off by addressing some of the body-related comments she’s been receiving online, opening up about her recovery journey, her decision to ask for help, and the emotional heaviness of navigating this publicly. Then in true Extra Dirty fashion, the episode takes a sharp 180: Hallie reacts to your most unhinged sex stories: from Omegle sleepovers to Union College hookups, dink...

There were no guard rails on the ski lift in Hallie’s dream last night… and honestly, that sets the tone. This week, Hallie discovers she’s potentially bipolar, declares her No Man Summer (no eye contact is preferred), and recaps how her tit popped out on a Miami jet ski while Alex got papped. Lauren’s dealing with blunt hits in New Canaan, Hallie's Foodfluencer anxiety, and prepping to bring lingerie back into her relationship. Th...

Hallie is back for a sexy, love-filled solo episode!! She recaps a romance-soaked weekend at a recent wedding (yes, she was by far the drunkest guest) and dives into her hottest wedding takes: destination weddings, kids or no kids, cash vs. physical gifts, and the terrifying possibility that she might have to give a speech at Lauren’s wedding... and she’s scared. Then Hallie answers YOUR questions: everything from communication aro...

One day, archeologists will find the implants from this episode... it's Hallie and Liv time this week, angels, and they're here for a chaotic, post-op catch-up. Yes, both Hallie and Liv are recovering from surgery and no, they’re not exactly following doctor’s orders... Hallie may or may not have bounced her way through Nantucket Wine Fest. They spill on why they got their tits done, how Liv is adjusting to her boyfriend moving in ...

It's the dirtiest, nastiest, and freakiest solo episode of Extra Dirty yet!! Hallie takes us on the journey from a chaotic Miami bender straight to the operating table... yes, the party-to-surgery-to-party pipeline is real. She spills all of the lore on her latest cosmetic updates, breaks down her incurable FOMO diagnosis, and reflects on life as a certified creature of the night. From literally running away from a nurse post-op, t...

Hi ladies!! This week Hallie is joined by Liv and Lauren in a trio of beauty... and they’re feeling drunk on friendship. The trio kick things off with a juicy listener submission: is she the asshole for not wanting her boyfriend to move with her? From there, it’s off to the races with restaurant bribes, adult sleepovers, and a dramatic line-by-line reading of the most insane text Hallie got from a man this week. The girls debate da...

Hallie is back SOLO and the sun is shining, which means chaos is on the horizon! This week, she kicks things off with a wild Fourth of July college story that starts in Nantucket and spirals into private jets, suspicious movie sets, and a surprise cameo in a Riff Raff music video... yes, really. Hallie spills on the infamous Mr. Mustache Man, the time she signed up for Seeking Arrangements, and her take on the highs (and many lows)...

Hallie & the crew officially touched down at Stagecoach... and their boots are STRAPPED. From hockey bros in the desert trying to shove Zyns into Hallie’s mouth to stories of high school boyfriends dipping tobacco and Liv getting hookah poisoned, will they be able to shock you this week? Graydon hits the couch to debate who parties harder, Hallie makes out with a mystery man, Graydon falls in love with a Bad Bunny "lookalike," and ...

She’s back ladies! Hallie returns for a chaotic solo episode full of unhinged updates, including a weekend of daddies, girly sleepovers, and why FaceTime is the NEW cure for Sunday Scaries. She talks about spiraling, boob touch-ups, and how confessing her dry dating life on the pod actually got her asked out. Hallie dives into a list of ways to spice up your sex life - light spanking? Hotel stay? Sexting? - and reveals what works f...

Hallie gives a full State of the Union this week: she’s getting laid, still hates men, and yes... there are poppers in her pocket. She shares a chaotic double-booked date story, reflects on the harsh reality of dating in NYC (it’s not giving Sex and the City), and declares the man game officially DEAD. Hallie explains why dating older makes sense (men are emotionally 7 years behind), what her dream first date looks like, and why sh...

Grab your Gucci Flip Flops ladies!! Hallie is back in NYC and joined by the lovely Liv for a much-needed catch up! Hallie recaps Power Slap Vegas, the strip club culture of Vegas, and what Liv missed from Miami... all while Liv was 5,000 miles away visiting her long-distance man! Hallie and Liv discuss: what is the youngest they would date, the Selena + Benny relationship lore, not romanticizing wedding plans, women making the firs...

Spring Break in Miami with Unwell means absolute chaos, and this episode is no exception. Hallie and Lauren kick things off with a spring-sizzling bang: boat days with third-leg daddies, strip club private room threesomes, and Lauren’s personal hell at Space. They dive into dating mindsets, the thrill of the chase (Hallie’s only form of cardio), and their very different club music preferences. Then, after drinks, jet skis, and MEET...

GET THAT IUD LADIES!!! This is the best time of your LIVES!!! It's an EXTRA familial episode of Extra Dirty as our bestie Graydon AND Hallie's younger brother Sammy join the podcast.

Hallie and Graydon recap their chaotic St. Patrick’s Day bar crawl, spill on Hallie’s current dickmatization, and break down Graydon’s latest crush obsession (including getting tootsied...don't ask). They tackle dating in the social media era, why they...

It's an Extra Dirty Throwback Thursday this week as Hallie recounts how she found out her college boyfriend was cheating, how she got her revenge, and how the aftermath of that event manifested in her relationships. Then Hallie unpacks YOUR submissions of whether you're being the asshole - including being uncomfortable after bringing in a third person, not communicating plans to end a relationship, dealing with a partner with low s...

Production, turn the lights DOWN! Hallie is flying solo this week for a sexy epi. She reacts to a vintage Cosmo article on outdated sex tips, breaks down why sucking dick is basically a performance art, and shuts down the idea that waiting to have sex makes any difference. She shares her theory that half the people on Raya are AI-generated twinks, gives her take on Vegas culture, and confesses her embarrassing attraction to e-boys....

It's Thursday ladies! This week, Hallie and Lauren reflect on how their going out habits have evolved over the years, so much so that they recently escaped to Connecticut for some much needed relaxation. They dive into all of the lore of their wild Coachella weekend: finessing artist passes, carpet riding on mushrooms with rich daddies, and an unexpected RV. Hallie shares her thoughts on moderation (she doesn’t do it), the inceptio...

Grab your to-go bloody marys ladies!! Hallie and Father Cooper sit down to recap it all: the sexy soiree of Date Night with Daddy, Alex and Matt trying to set Hallie up, and an intention-setting moment to manifest Hallie's dream man. Alex reminisces about her bottle service days, Hallie spills on a sketchy Massachusetts photoshoot, and they both agree that male soccer players are objectively NOT hot. They unpack why watching the Su...