FAFO Cult

On todays episode we answer some topic requests, we actually stay on task for the most part!

In this episode:

How to start from spore to get an isolation 

Isolating on agar

Isolating using PF Tek

How to store your isolation 

How to proof a grow out 

How to choose sectoring 

Fancy ass punches are bullshit, and a neat hack 

Tobacco grow updates 

How to store a iso with agar 

how to store an iso with water 

how to store an iso with a ...

Good morning, good evening, good whenever you are heathen horde! Behold, the bag episode in all its glory! bowels quake at the knowledge drop... or maybe you have IBS, not sure. In today's episode:

Bag selection

Bag sizes 

What bags are best for 

Sterilizing/pasteurizing and the like in bags 

fruiting in bags 

all-in-one bags 

....skinning a deer

processing a rabbit 

the American chestnut tree 

It was a good episode, a fun episode....

for the first 93 minutes we stayed on task, luckily most of the tests we have had to take throughout our life rarely last longer than that... because thats about the extent of our attention spans. With that said, the rest of the episode took a series of dark turns, some funny, some serious... some made me power drink. 

In the first 93 minutes we covered tobacco: 

Seed starting

seed size

Petri dish seed method 

fertilizers for young...

The long-awaited, often hinted at, greatly put off FAFO MJ cultivation episode. in this episode are such gems as: 

Starting seeds

Seed selection

Autoflower VS day length 

Various grow methods like hydroponics and in ground 

All the differences in the heights of the various types 

How to process, cure, dry and what not 

We as usual go on several side quests and thats just what you get with us, but overall its a info packed good time...

In this episode of FAFOCult we talk about the important topics, topics that get us age-restricted and banned... important need-to-know topics the deep stuff to keep you informed such as: 

Fleshlights in prosthetic limbs

Freaking zaps man... I need a culture from the Japanese suicide forest. 

Cool reptile morphs 

The slow Chinese invasion 

The Biden 10k calorie diet literally only for pictures

Where your nice tax $ goes.... .gov scr...

Easily one of the most knowledgeable podcasts we have ever produced, today we have AMPro a master at extracts and edibles to talk about how they make gummies, psyllysticks, edibles, and various other things. We learn a lot, you learn a lot, and it's the most serious episode we have recorded in a long minute. 

Also included in the episode: 

The best pick up line ever "Here drink this."

Strawberry Panty Dropper 

Cats are the devils f...

In this glorious episode, brought to you by the sweet sounds of mad scientists.. we bring to you an episode that includes such hits as: 

Tinctures, extracts, and dilutions 

Myco Nutty is back 

Trimmy gets hate mail 

We share a shitty gummy bear recipe 

Shit goes way off track... 

Clone a Willy 

We talk a lot about reptiles 

Animal glue 

it was a really fun episode and we fixed a lot of the audio issues we had with the previous two ...

A nice simple stroll through the minds of friends chatting together doing totally normal not weird shit at all with all the best of normal people's intentions and nothing weird happening. Totally just chatting... seriously. 

See MycoNutty was supposed to be on and we were gonna do a show on tinctures but his power went out in the artic blast and he only had 30% left on his phone battery and he needed the light provided by the adult...

In this episode, we talk about deep topics:

D*ck hands, and their uses 

Corn that drips 

how freaking shitty fentanyl is and why 

Ch*na hates us/the cold war using drugs to kill

Stupid new strains and labeling shit 

the best sushi in the area 

rare, collectors grade 1992 Koolaid 

and a whole crapload more! 

As usual, we love our listeners! We cherish each and every one of you degenerate f*ck sticks. Be safe, use drugs responsibly...

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes of your grandma's ashtray FAFO is back! In today's episode, we stretch our rusty ass wings and take you into our loving embrace... smells like mommies kisses! We also talk about such amazing shit as: 

Harmaline 

DMT

That one pukey South American touristy drug 

Extractions 

Blue Honey 

various cultivation tidbits 

Deadpool gives a easy Pan cultivation method 

We talk about wood chippers 

We talk ...

Let us take a moment before we dive into this insanity and thank whatever deity you believe in for the relationships and the loved ones in your life. The community lost a young and very passionate cultivator with a promising career ahead of them. We will never know what new bounds, or impacts on the craft are now lost with the death of Dirty South Myco. He passed away from carbon monoxide poisoning following a house fire at his res...

In this episode we talk about Origin Stories, we also invent a new way to measure things. By this time everyone should be familiar with RJU's (Ron Jeremy Units) a method of measurement based on the famous penis of 10" 

"But hey fuckers, why do you keep on inventing new ways to measure shit when there's the good old 'merika method and the communist meters and shit?" 

Well, son, it's cause not everyone knows how to count right but po...

In this episode, there are a lot of lessons learned: 

Don't trust cats... cats are the devils fleshlight 

Stems and Caps have pretty much the same strength... myth buster that shit 

Cats will eat your face off 

Birth control can make you crazy 

Blue tells us how to do birth control 

Mirena Birth control will make you schitzo 

It took a hour before things got weird 

Miniature cattle can be expensive, and cute 

... a long fucking tim...

On today's episode, we talk about: 

Contamination 

Millet 

Various grain preps

Spiders 

Tarantulas 

Why Gypsy is a thing 

How not to do certain things 

How Feral chipped a tooth 

The Underwear Rabbit 

The Underwear Squirrel 

Deadpool makes coffee like a half dead french sailor and calls it normal 

We tell some stories and folks get introduced to Gypsy a guy from a gamer room 

We talk about all sorts of shit... they we talk a bit ab...

The crew of FAFOCult is left unattended without adult supervision, Dad is sick (Trim) he has some sorta of syphilis in his elbow he got from a giraffe... we aren't sure. We do know that he's in the ER for the first time in 20 years and they drew circles around it and gave him a bunch of medication... we shall all light a candle for him, as it's his dick hand, and we all know how important that is to him. 

BigBlue from Discord joins...

On this episode of FAFO Monday, meeting new and interesting people and introducing the world to them... we find Deadpool alone in a room with Tueful. Tueful is an industrial psychologist... he's the carrot-and-stick guy who helps corporations manhandle you into doing what they want through the power of manipulation and psychology... Basically why you obey Umbrella Corp right up until a zombie eats your face. 

What does Deadpool d...

In this episode we talk about personal preparedness, how to save your cultures, how to save your medicine if your a diabetic or such. we cover a lot of ground. we cover shit like: 

IFAK

Water storage and how to use it 

Copy Canning and how to store foods i.e when buying one can of beans, instead buy two store one. You can apply this to most things. 

How to rotate food 

How to store eggs 

Things to watch out for 

Things you might no...

In this episode we have the FAFO Cult labs build with an equipment list, there's a lot of shit to cover and a lot of the pictures that would go with it are in the discord for those of you that follow along. The rest of it is easily googled and most of it is found on Amazon. Feral gets a lot of shit for his bougie ass equipment. 

In this episode: 

Stir plate 

pressure cookers 

heat plates

homogenizers 

rockers 

gloves

scalpels 

glas...

Welcome to our NC-17 rated maybe higher? Lower? how's that work.. anyways welcome to our episode where we whine/bitch/swear/moan about things in the hobby and the world that currently piss us off. it's a fun episode, but there's a knowledge drop of 5 in here that makes it worth a good listen... just don't blare it on the work radio as the FPM is pretty high... (F*cks Per Minute) 

We love you, thank you for sticking with us and tu...