August 10, 2022 • 35 mins
Roos! Platypus facts! Big things! Our most ocker comedians under the Southern Cross sweat over this sunburnt survey. Pouched onesies. Disturbing revelations about Alex the producer.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
You know what that means. Two contestants, one hundred strangers.
This is Family Few the podcasts. I'm your host, Peter Hallier.
The theme of today's episode is Australiana. And joining me
today two of the Ossius Ossie's and two of the
(00:22):
best comedians in the world representing the koohmz Mar family
from Grafton, Zoe Koumzmar, whose dad's dad, which I think
means is your grandfather.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It was a gangster, well done. Yeah, he was an
illegal sp bookie.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
So he used to have a direct phone line basically
into Randwick Race Course and he was.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, it was an illegal bookie.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
My dad grew up telling people his father was a
retired removalist.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
When he removed money from people.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, yeah he did well.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Did he ever serve time? Did he ever get in?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
No, he paid off the cops.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, you got to pay off the cap.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You've got to pay off the cops and paying off
the cops. He is somebody representing the Nicholson family for Newcastle.
It's Reese Nicholson whose father and this talking about getting
yourself in trouble is accidentally and legal immigrants.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
He would hate that. I would tell the story.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Probably it was like an accident where he just was
here for too long and kind of met my mother
and there was an amnesty on in like the nineties.
He's American and he went to the consulate and was like, Hi,
I'm here to you know, thort all the stuff out
and the lady was like, mister Nicholson, if I were you,
I would leave right now. He thought, he's a citizen. Now,
everything fine and above board and legal.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
He is a citizen.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
We're going to be playing for how is he this
a kangaroo onesie for an entire family, the family that
you'll be representing. Okay, now, Zoey, you're going to be
representing Vince santorro Okay, Vince, Let's get Vince on the phone. Hello,
good a Vince. It's Peter Haley from Family for you
the podcast. How are you?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Good?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Thanks Peter.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm excellent, mate. I've got two of Australia's finest comedians
in the studio, Reece Nicholson, and representing you will be
Zoey Koon's mass to Zoey.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'm good. How are you? Vince? I hope I do
you proud? I'm sure you'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
You said it was that they're playing for a kangaroo
kangaroo onesies for the whole family.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Just one big onesie for the whole family. Did they
all get in one eat.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Like a pouch.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You can choose. We can tailor up one entire a big,
huge kangaroo onesie, or you can have separate ones is
for the entire family.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Oh, I think separate ones is will be it will
be fine. You're a coward, Vince. You're a coward.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The real Sophie's.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Choice, Skippy's choice, Vince, ones is for the entire family. Vince,
how many ones is is it? Are we looking at here?
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Six big family? Good heaven, we did not check that.
You did not check that a lot that might blow
the budget?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well, Vince, will we give you in about half an hour,
hopefully with the good news at six kangaroo onesies and
going out to the Centaurro family.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
No, it sounds great.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Good luck, Zoey, Thanks, good luck to you.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Reece. You we playing for Emma Smith. Let's get Emma
on the line. M It's Peter Heley from Family Feud
the podcast, and I am here in the studio with
two of Australia's finest comedians, Zoe Koomz mar And representing
your family the Smith Family is Reese Nicholson. Say gooday
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to Reese.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Hey, Rees, how are you?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
I'm good, Emma. I'm happy to be representing the Smith family.
I've done a lot of my shopping there in my time.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
This is your Smith Family appeal. Do you think you
can do me proud?
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I'm going to do you so. I mean, look, I'm tired,
I'm hungover. I'm going to squeeze the last bit of
life out of me to win you the prive of
a kangaroo oneee.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Oh my god. That is amazing.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Not just one kangaroo onesie, Emma, kangary onesies for the
entire Smith family.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Wow, stop it wait, I have an important question. Do
they have a pouch?
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
They have a pouch. I mean I haven't seen him yet, Emma,
but I'm pretty sure you can't have a kangaroo onesie
without having a pouch.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
They're made out of kangaroos. Even better means that we
went out roots shooting last night. We picked them for you.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
We had our real wake in fright moment for the podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
There was no root shooting. We don't they would get
kangaroos on the side of the road.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh good good.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Mcgiffries one last pump up to make sure he gets
these kangaroo onesies for you.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Okay, look, I'm on day six of COVID. Oh my
calling great. Yeah, I'm bored out of my mind.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I really need a kangaroo onesie to lift my spirits
and to hop away into the future with no COVID.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So do your best.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Yeah, I feel like we're a little late with the
ones that you could have used it in the last week.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, I could have used it on day one.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, here we are, Emma. Hopefully we are giving you
a call in about half an hour with the good
news at five kangaroo onesies out to the Smith family.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Excellent will also be calling to make sure you're in
your home.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, good on, Thank you, seya.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Here's how the game works. We played two rounds of
classic feud, and then the winner of those rounds gets
advantage and have final fast feud round. I cannot emphasize
enough how important having the advantage in fast feud is.
And you play with a clean sheet, because if you
take get advantage in fast feud. You have to leave
the studio at one point and go into our family
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feued noise canceling sleeping bag. Now there have been some
complaints about the condition of the sleeping My god, I should.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Have asked so many more questions.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
There are managers being fired as we speak. The winner
of fast feud takes home the glory and the kangaroo
ones is for the entire family, for the family they're representing.
All right, let's feud. We serveyed one hundred people and
we want their top answers to our question. You each
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get three guesses. The person with the highest number of
correct answers at the end of the round wins. Now,
who should go first?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I like Reese to go first because I don't really
understand how it works and I want to see how
he does it.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Now, I'll go first.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I don't mail this, Let's get into it.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
The survey question is name a big Australian tourist attraction. Now,
for those people playing at home, he's some thinking time.
Also gives Reese and Zoe a moment to collect their thoughts.
Reece s Diiflson. We surveyed one hundred people and asked
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them to name a big Australian tourist attraction.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
I reckon big Banana, partly because I think everyone hears
the word big and goes straight for big banana.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
And secondly, I just think it's a funny answer.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay, has any of those one hundred people said the
big Banana? It is second time answer Nicholson, That is
a very nice start.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Well, my brain did the same thing as Reese's and
went to big things. Look, I'm going to take the
other option and I'm going to see if anyone has
said the Sydney harbor Bridge.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Sydney harbor Bridge. People haven't fed that? It's wild?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, because if you haven't checked out the Sydney Harbour Bridge,
it really is worth checking out.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Oh it's beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
I think how Sidney just really clumped up all their
you can look at them all in the one time.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, they were like, everyone, get in for a fighter.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Is the harbor Bridge on the board?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Of course it was the third name a big Australian
tourist attraction.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
I feel like there is two ways that this can go.
I reckon it's either Opera House or ULARU would be
on the on the list, right, but it is Australians.
I'm going to say the Opera House I reckon is
number I reckon, The Opera House is potentially number one.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Is the Sydney Opera House on the board? You better
believe it?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
But not the top answer, the top answer. It was
the fourth top answer. Interest.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
So big bananas too, Yes, big banana still first on
the lift before.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
There a top that we don't know. There's Big Banana,
Harbor Bridge, then Opera House.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yes, they're pretty close. As far as the points, it's
not much separating the.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Imagine if the dog on the Tucker Box was number.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
What do you think? So sore we name a big
Australian tourist attraction.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I mean, comedy wants me to say something stupid like
the dog on the top of my name is.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
But this is to get level with Reese recently.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I am going to go with Reese's other option.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I'm going to put Ularu, oh, great barrier.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Reef, however she did she did rip the great barrier,
great barrier.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I'm going to say, Lulu, Okay, to get level on
tour piece in round one, can we kick off with
one hundred? Is Ularu on the board. It's on the
board and it was the top answer. Well played. Now
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it's getting to the business end of round one, Reece Nicholson.
Now we have that the top four answers have been given.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
What else is there? Name a big Australian tourist attraction?
I reckon great Barrier reef?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Is the barrier reef on the board. It is the
Great Barrier Reef for a reason, of course. Name a
big Australian tourist attraction.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
A big Australian tourist attraction?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
All right?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I think it might be another big thing, like the
big prawn or the big marino.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Oh yeah, what about that awful fiberglass replica of Ularo
that burnt.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Down Leyland Brothers, the great ozy bush camp.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah it's not there anymore, though, Is it? Like the
Great Barrier Reef? She did?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
So, I'm gonna say big prawn just because I love it.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Is the big prawn on the board to tie the game.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
You know, I'm not really that surprised.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
But there was a big something.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I must say. When I grew up, the only big
thing we ever really spoke about before we realized there
are other big things was the big pineapple.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Oh, my God, of course I'm a fool. There's that's
something else as well, the Victorian jurist.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Attraction which Kelly's last stand, no Penridge Prison.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
It involves little people in their tuxedos, Draculash Penguin, Philip Iiland,
Philip Island.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That is in the top.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yes, well three people, three people said that.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I think that's on the same family they've just gotten
back from Philip Ilon. I don't believe. But that means
that Reyes Nicholson claims round one Sime for a round two.
Reece Nuoklson won that first round. So Zoe, you need
to win this round for a chance at advantage in
fast feud.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I really don't want to go on that sleeping man.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
You really don't. I'm doing this for I mean, I
say to Alex each time, I say, make sure we
dry clean the bloody sleeping bag. And then he gets
he's younger, he gets distracted, probably on social media on this.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
These kids screens, and he's he's sleeping in it too,
like he's gone through a bit of a rough time
in his life at the moment he's sleeping in the studio.
I got I surprised him that I was half an
hour earlier this morning and he was spooked.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
But welly as a young man.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
He wears a full ninety like up to the neck,
little long cap he had like a little had to
light his candle.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
And anyway, that's Alex the projec Winky.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yes, we willie winky, but it's yeah, it's a nineties resurgence.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
But like the eighty nine.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
I caught him looking through a keyhole checking the children flee.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Rec went person in round one, So zoey, you're going
to go first in round two?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Okay, great, Okay, get three guesses.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
The person with the most correct answers at the end
of the round wins.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
That seems logical.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
The survey question is name something only Australia has. Here
is some thinking music for those playing at home. Name
something only Australia has.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Okay, I think the obvious one is probably.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Kangaroos, very on brand.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I want to say something clever like cultural cringe but
democracy shoulder but yeah, Loican's sense of humor. But I
would say kangaroos.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Is it on the board about the top answer?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Yes, right see, I think we've got such bonkers animals,
that is. I reckon. I would go out on a limit.
Say the first three are going to be animals, and
so I'm going to say a koala.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
A koala single koala, not kohala a koala. The second
top answer well played. Kangaroos and koalas are unique to Australia.
Zoe Koum's mam name something only Australia has.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Dog on the tucker Box.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Look, I'm gonna go along the animal route again and say.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Yak woe bat.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Is continuing the animal theme, is woe bat on the board.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
On the board they do square pooth. I'm always thinking
about one bat reis Nicholson.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
This is too take advantage here. You won't don't necessarily
win it just yet. You'd be very handy if you
can pick up another point here.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
I'm going to stay on the animal theme because I
think our brains always go kangaroo koala. Platypuss. We're really
into platypusses. Someone only told me this recently that when
people first started like Colin, I think they took a
platypuss back to England like a stuffed one, and people
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did not believe it was real. They thought, is that
true that they thought it was a duck and stuff
put together and they just thought this guy loft if my.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Well, because people used to do that though. They would
do like trickery.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
There are a number of mermaids, taxidermy mermaids, and they're
like a monkey sewn to a fish. They would make
these sort of like oddities and go like, look I
found a mermaid and then it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Very hairy mermaid. Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Platypus had a very tough song getting on Noah's ark
as well. Yeah, yeah, Noah, I haven't heard of you.
It's Platypus. It's a good answer. It's Platypus on the
board on the fifty.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
I reckon, we've got to get off animals. Then why
are we working. I'm making this that we're working together
and we're not screw you and Vince.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Zoe. If you get a correct answer here, you don't
necessarily win. But it really does put the pressure back
on Reece. Name something only Australia has.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I want to say, like the Sydney Harbor Bridge or
the Sydney Opera House or something, but they were in
the other question.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I will say this, and this is not me looking
at answers if it fits the question, there's no reason
why it can't be in there, even if it was
in another answer. We've had that before.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Okay, for example, I'm going to say it's Opera House.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Is the Sydney Opera House on the board streaming unique
to Australia. I mean, Zoe's on two, Reese is on one.
But with a chance that tie the game.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Center point tower, I'm locking it in.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
I think I'm going to go the same tactic and
I'm going to say the Harbor Bridge.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
The Harbor Bridge is Sydney Harbor Bridge. And what an
amazing iconic attraction.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
I'm going to even can I say Paul Hogan on
the Sydney Harbor Bridge.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
That's the only No, I don't want to change it
to that. Didn't he used to paint it?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
And then Tina Turner danced on it? Remember that?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
The grand Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Do you think she knew what NRL was?
Speaker 6 (17:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Very passionate apply that bridge.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Imagine if that was the top answer, the Sydney Bridge,
no one, no one else.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Okay to find that who is simply the best?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Do we need another hero?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
No?
Speaker 6 (17:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Are we going to have a Nutbush.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
What if Sydney Opera House is on the board, this
round gets tied. But because Reeese, you won round one,
you will take advantage into fast feud, therefore avoiding the
family feud, not canceling sleeping bag, it does mean that
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you'll be sending one of your dearest friends into that
sleeping bag. Is the Sydney Opera House on the board
is on the board, so he survives round two?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
W God, Vince, We're still in there.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You're on the right path, Reese. As far as going
back perhaps to the survey that we just did, I
did wonder when you were going through those emotions, why
then you wouldn't maybe go with the top answer that
was given. All is, of course unique to Australia.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
That's what I was thinking in my head, and I
didn't say about my mouth.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
That was because it's a game strategy that I want
to win.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I'm just understanding what a competition.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Is because I'm not very competitive either. Normally I would
have just said, I reckon, it's probably a LaRue.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
But I didn't. Took a lot of self control. Wow,
got it paid off.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Came here not knowing how this was going to unfold.
What the game was what you had been booked for.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Now I'm obsessed and.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
I actually call BF I reckon You watch Family Feud
every day?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I reckon have since I've known that I was going
to be on this podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
My girlfriend left me.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
So you're going to start watching Family Feud twenty four
hours of days?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Are we?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
You got pictures of Daniel over the string in between
them the other?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Do you one to know the other thing that only
Australia has? Sure we spread it on our toasts. I'm
not a fan of.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Vegimits, of course, I'm genuinely so angry about that.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I love veggie mate.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
That is the end of round two, and because you
are now one all, we're going to a tiebreaker. Yes,
but if you are one of a classic round, which
means we need to go to a tiebreaker, a win
in this round gives you a major advantage in the
final fast fewed round. The way the tiebreaker works.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Is it's a fist fight, right open palm. It's Will
Smith rules, he sure does what very good?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
You get one guess each and the person who gives
the answer highest on the board wins the round. Shout
out your name, The buzzing can we check the buzzer?
Zoe we yep, this turn yours up a bit of
recex a little bit, a little bit difference.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
The creepy ratio. Turn the creepy down a little.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
There's a nice buzzer. One hundred people and asked this question.
Get your buzzes ready. Name a fairy Australian animal wreath,
Reece Koala koala? So you want to give us one
because I say awesome, excellent, Okay, I can tell you
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they're both on the board. Is koala which Reese gave
for the wind to take advantage in the fast feud?
Is that higher than possum? It is on the board,
Reece Nicholson, you have run. You do have to go
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in the back. Congratulations, back back bag bag.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Stop calling me that.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
It is trying to play fast feud. Right after the break,
we have made it to the final round. It is
time for fast feud. I will ask you both five
questions in quick succession, and you need to try and
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guess the most popular answer straight off the top of
your head. Don't don't stuff around with other parts of
your head. It needs to be the top of your head.
If you take too long, then I'll skip on to
the next question and you'll miss out on the chance
to pick up those points. To play with the most
points at the end of Fast Feud wins the game.
So basically, I mean zabih. The good news is as
much as you're going to experience something that hopefully you
(22:30):
don't have the experience ever again with the noise canceling
sleeping bag, but hopefully it is in nice condition. Alex,
I've got a really good, strong feeling that he actually
took care of it.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
This week they're making Kem Butcher in there.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah, it's the cultural capital of Australia.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Sleeping back.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
So whoever wins this round basically wins.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
So you are even though you lost the classic fewd
rounds in a tiebreaker, it means nothing anymore. Okay, so
Reese wan Classic Feud. You're the avnage playing Fast Feod. First, Zoe,
I'll get you to leave the studio. Now this is
the moment, well Reese is giving their answers. Let's make
sure that the steam bag is all done up all
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the way to the top.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Zip zip the padlock with a bit overkill. Some people
try to fight their way out of it and you've
popped her in a tank of water.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Now that's it's it's all safe if it's a pen
and tell a trick, Reese. I want your first answer
as soon as I finished a first question. Are you
ready to play fast feud?
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Name a bird commonly found in Australia cooker Barra. Name
a well known Australian theme park, Lunar Park. Name a
place in Australia that begins with the letter G.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Geelong.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Name an Australian sporting legend, Paul Harrican. Name the worst
thing about summer in Australia. Sweat. Thank you very much,
Fores Nicholson. We have five answers. We have five answers,
and I reckon you were off to such a strong start, Paul.
(24:17):
I mean it all depends when this. We don't know
where the survey was done. It's went across the country.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Well, it was held in Newcastle in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
You really have gone up for the hometown hero.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
He used to theme around all the time.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
I remember it was like you know when say, like
Italy wins like a big football game or something, and
like there's riots.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Newcastle was kind.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Of like, yeah, I remember the images intent, not.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
A neck between them.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Okay, let's get zoe back in here. I feel like
you're get some great answers, but there's still some points
on the board. I feel, Oh, here comes Zoey back
into the studio.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Oh, a smell has a.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Bit on that.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Well, I've returned from my exile a different person. You know.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I didn't want to go, But I'm almost.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Glad that it was me and not you, Reese, because
I wouldn't wish that on My worst enemy was I've
seen things, smell, things, felt, things that no one should
have to experience.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
It's so hard to explain just the infinite darkness of
the sleeping bag.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
You know, like in Harry Potter's like the Dementors, and
to get that there's any such thing as warmth or
lightness or.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
My guests, I feel like I'll let you, I'll let
you down. But to be honest, it's it's Alex's job clean.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Out the demento will never be the same again. But
what is really my horse artect.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Train? What is really weird about it that I've done that?
I think learned something psychologically about Alex. It's his job
to cleaner every week. Both on on Mike and off Mike,
I say, mate, dry clean, and my words are getting
firmer and firmer each week. And yet he doesn't do it.
(26:17):
And yet he's the one who ushes the guest. I
think he's taking some kind of a verdict the joy.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
There's like skeletons in there, there's something living in there,
and people haven't made it out a lot. I don't
think you don't need a dry cleaner. You need an exorcist.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
I did the moment I met him. He met me
at the door. The moment I met him, I thought
this guy's a sociopaths.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
And sadly he was the only one who replied to
the job vacancy. When he arrived at the job interview,
I thought, this guy's never going to get the job.
And then I realized he was the only one.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I heard that he had all the other applicants killed.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Actually, now that I think of it, all of the
skeletons in the sleeping bag were clutching job applications.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Now, Zoe Reese did very well to a point which
you'll get to. Fell up.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Okay, so what am I You're going to ask me.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Five five questions?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I only have to give you one answer.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
One answer, and because Reese has already gone first, if
you if you say the same answer as Reese, you'll
hear this sound and that means you'll need to give
me another Ay.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
All right, okay, little glitch.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
If you can't think of an answer, I'll move on
to the next question. If I'm feeling generous enough, I
will come back. Are you ready to play?
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Fast? Feud?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Ready is name a bird commonly found in Australia. Talker
to name a well known Australian theme park.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Lunar Park, Lalen Brothers World.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Name a place in Australia that begins with the letter
G Grafton Grafton. Name an Australian sports legend, John Bradman.
Name the worst thing about summer in Australia Sunburn Good
(28:12):
answers to a point two point, Well played.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
You are sporting legend, and my brain freaked out and
thought Barry Humphrey.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I really wish you had have said Barry Humphrey.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
And then it went Will Smith.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Well you recovered and you gave an excellent answer. I
mean Don Bradman, the goat.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Yeah, I said, who's that? The captain of the Newcastle
Knights in Like nineteen ninety eight an.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Absolute legend of the game. Yeah, absolutely, But will you
be top of mind when we asked for the absolute
legends of Australian sport. Yes, Well, let's find out who
won fast feud and therefore this edition to family for
the podcast. Reese, you were first, and you had a
(29:13):
name a bird commonly found in Australia. You did not hesitate.
You said cook a Borough. Is cook a Borough on
the board? It is on the board. In fact, it
was the second most popular answer twenty one points. Zoe,
(29:34):
you said Cockatoo.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
You've won.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
This is Cockatoo on the board. It is on the board,
but only eight points. The most popular answer was Magpie
twenty four points.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
We also had Amu Seagal parental see goal and Gala.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Gals a bloody everywhere huge ones in the UK.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Sometimes the people in the survey get it wrong. Name
and well known Australian theme park For Layland Brothers, the most.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Well known.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Could have said wonder Land.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Where you control the action.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Let's find out if the Layland Brothers theme park was
on the board. What a surprise is Lunar Park.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
I mean there's one in Sydney. There's one in Melbourne.
Is Luna Park on the board. It was the top
answer thirty two points. Reese goes to fifty three. Zoe
stays on eight points.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
No Brothers Movie World wasn't on there wild well maybe,
but like number one, I would have gone like dream
World this number one, I would.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Have gone straight to the queens Land. In my mind, name
a place Australia that begins with the letter g reecee.
He said Geelong.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
I reckon, I should have fed Gold Coast.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Oh, well, I don't reckon. Grafton's going to be on
there are.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
The mate g town they call it? Is Geelong on
the board? This is surprising. It was the top answer.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
What this survey was done in quite obviously.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Twenty six people said Geelong? Wow, Zoey you said Grafton.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, nah, I've smashed you. Yeah, I think you have.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Is Grafton on the board? Not on the board.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Well, if you've done this survey in Grafton, it would have.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Been possibly, I mean possibly not though.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Of course it's at the top of my head. It's
where I'm from.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
There are still points to be one here. Name and
Australian Sporting legend.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I might have scored higher here.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
Reyes Nicholson said, Fan, I think we all remember, I
said Kathy Freeman.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Paul Harrigan was We recorded this, so we played back
to you if you need it. Paul Harrigan, the chief
undisputed NRL legend is Paul Haragon on the board. Who
can we number one?
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Al?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
You recheck the survey just to make sure. Is Paul
Harrigan on the board. Shocking, No, Zoe, it's your time
to shine, you said, Don Bradman, almost said Barry Humphries,
and you almost said Will Smith, but your mind got
(32:44):
its act together and came up with Don Bradman. The
greatest cricketer ever is Don the Don on the board.
He was the top an E give my tween d
six points. Okay, this is the final round of fast feud.
(33:06):
Name the worst thing about summer in Australia. Can Zoe
make up the difference? Here? Reech? She said, sweat is
sweat on the board? Okay, it's not on the board.
Zoe should be sunburn. There was a great answer, Thank you.
(33:30):
Is sunburn for a potential win on the board? Is
on the board? How many points was it worth? It
was worth twelve points taking your tital of the forty six,
which means the winner of family Feud. The podcast from
(33:52):
Newcastle playing for Emma Smith, the COVID friddled Emma Smith,
Reese Diiglson. Where's my thirty three points?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
I'm so sorry, Vince, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
How does it feel?
Speaker 7 (34:05):
I just I just wanted to get out of there,
and I wanted to give it one hundred percent for Emma.
She got home, she'd think, and I just I'm just
so emotional about it.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Let's get Emma on the line and give her the
good news. Marisha, you can jump straight into this when
the more answers, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
This is a Department of Health.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Hello, Hello, Sorry about that. What a terrible thing to
do to you, but to even about Emma. I have
great news. The ones easy yours.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, that is the best thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
That's sad.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Look, it's been a bleak couple of day.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
I got her there. I gave it one hundred ten percent.
I thought the whole time. I'm just I'm doing this
for Emma. I'm doing so she can be warm.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
She can be warm.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
I can put my medical supplies in the account.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
It's gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yes, put your in the past, Emma, the Kangaroo ones
is are coming your way. Thanks for getting involved in
Family Feud the podcast, and thank you very much to
Reese Nicholson, Zoe Koon's mart guys. Thank you very much
for playing Family for the podcast. Thanks than thank you,
(35:26):
and for everybody at home, subscribe, follow, and just keep
listening to Family for the podcast. I never know what
to say this where road was so good, but at
the end and say, hey, do your mom for me?
Speaker 5 (35:38):
Yeah? Say goodlady, your dad, I don't know I kissed
your dad.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Family Feud is a podcast from the iHeartRadio and Kiss
Network based on the television series Family Feud. A free
mental format
You know what that means. Two contestants, one hundred strangers.
This is Family Few the podcasts. I'm your host, Peter Hallier.
The theme of today's episode is Australiana. And joining me
today two of the Ossius Ossie's and two of the
(00:22):
best comedians in the world representing the koohmz Mar family
from Grafton, Zoe Koumzmar, whose dad's dad, which I think
means is your grandfather.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It was a gangster, well done. Yeah, he was an
illegal sp bookie.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
So he used to have a direct phone line basically
into Randwick Race Course and he was.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, it was an illegal bookie.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
My dad grew up telling people his father was a
retired removalist.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
When he removed money from people.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, yeah he did well.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Did he ever serve time? Did he ever get in?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
No, he paid off the cops.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, you got to pay off the cap.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You've got to pay off the cops and paying off
the cops. He is somebody representing the Nicholson family for Newcastle.
It's Reese Nicholson whose father and this talking about getting
yourself in trouble is accidentally and legal immigrants.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
He would hate that. I would tell the story.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Probably it was like an accident where he just was
here for too long and kind of met my mother
and there was an amnesty on in like the nineties.
He's American and he went to the consulate and was like, Hi,
I'm here to you know, thort all the stuff out
and the lady was like, mister Nicholson, if I were you,
I would leave right now. He thought, he's a citizen. Now,
everything fine and above board and legal.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
He is a citizen.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
We're going to be playing for how is he this
a kangaroo onesie for an entire family, the family that
you'll be representing. Okay, now, Zoey, you're going to be
representing Vince santorro Okay, Vince, Let's get Vince on the phone. Hello,
good a Vince. It's Peter Haley from Family for you
the podcast. How are you?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Good?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Thanks Peter.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm excellent, mate. I've got two of Australia's finest comedians
in the studio, Reece Nicholson, and representing you will be
Zoey Koon's mass to Zoey.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'm good. How are you? Vince? I hope I do
you proud? I'm sure you'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
You said it was that they're playing for a kangaroo
kangaroo onesies for the whole family.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Just one big onesie for the whole family. Did they
all get in one eat.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Like a pouch.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You can choose. We can tailor up one entire a big,
huge kangaroo onesie, or you can have separate ones is
for the entire family.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Oh, I think separate ones is will be it will
be fine. You're a coward, Vince. You're a coward.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The real Sophie's.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Choice, Skippy's choice, Vince, ones is for the entire family. Vince,
how many ones is is it? Are we looking at here?
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Six big family? Good heaven, we did not check that.
You did not check that a lot that might blow
the budget?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well, Vince, will we give you in about half an hour,
hopefully with the good news at six kangaroo onesies and
going out to the Centaurro family.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
No, it sounds great.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Good luck, Zoey, Thanks, good luck to you.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Reece. You we playing for Emma Smith. Let's get Emma
on the line. M It's Peter Heley from Family Feud
the podcast, and I am here in the studio with
two of Australia's finest comedians, Zoe Koomz mar And representing
your family the Smith Family is Reese Nicholson. Say gooday
(03:31):
to Reese.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Hey, Rees, how are you?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
I'm good, Emma. I'm happy to be representing the Smith family.
I've done a lot of my shopping there in my time.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
This is your Smith Family appeal. Do you think you
can do me proud?
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I'm going to do you so. I mean, look, I'm tired,
I'm hungover. I'm going to squeeze the last bit of
life out of me to win you the prive of
a kangaroo oneee.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Oh my god. That is amazing.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Not just one kangaroo onesie, Emma, kangary onesies for the
entire Smith family.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Wow, stop it wait, I have an important question. Do
they have a pouch?
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
They have a pouch. I mean I haven't seen him yet, Emma,
but I'm pretty sure you can't have a kangaroo onesie
without having a pouch.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
They're made out of kangaroos. Even better means that we
went out roots shooting last night. We picked them for you.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
We had our real wake in fright moment for the podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
There was no root shooting. We don't they would get
kangaroos on the side of the road.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh good good.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Mcgiffries one last pump up to make sure he gets
these kangaroo onesies for you.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Okay, look, I'm on day six of COVID. Oh my
calling great. Yeah, I'm bored out of my mind.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I really need a kangaroo onesie to lift my spirits
and to hop away into the future with no COVID.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So do your best.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Yeah, I feel like we're a little late with the
ones that you could have used it in the last week.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, I could have used it on day one.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, here we are, Emma. Hopefully we are giving you
a call in about half an hour with the good
news at five kangaroo onesies out to the Smith family.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Excellent will also be calling to make sure you're in
your home.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, good on, Thank you, seya.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Here's how the game works. We played two rounds of
classic feud, and then the winner of those rounds gets
advantage and have final fast feud round. I cannot emphasize
enough how important having the advantage in fast feud is.
And you play with a clean sheet, because if you
take get advantage in fast feud. You have to leave
the studio at one point and go into our family
(05:29):
feued noise canceling sleeping bag. Now there have been some
complaints about the condition of the sleeping My god, I should.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Have asked so many more questions.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
There are managers being fired as we speak. The winner
of fast feud takes home the glory and the kangaroo
ones is for the entire family, for the family they're representing.
All right, let's feud. We serveyed one hundred people and
we want their top answers to our question. You each
(05:59):
get three guesses. The person with the highest number of
correct answers at the end of the round wins. Now,
who should go first?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I like Reese to go first because I don't really
understand how it works and I want to see how
he does it.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Now, I'll go first.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I don't mail this, Let's get into it.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
The survey question is name a big Australian tourist attraction. Now,
for those people playing at home, he's some thinking time.
Also gives Reese and Zoe a moment to collect their thoughts.
Reece s Diiflson. We surveyed one hundred people and asked
(06:37):
them to name a big Australian tourist attraction.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
I reckon big Banana, partly because I think everyone hears
the word big and goes straight for big banana.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
And secondly, I just think it's a funny answer.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay, has any of those one hundred people said the
big Banana? It is second time answer Nicholson, That is
a very nice start.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Well, my brain did the same thing as Reese's and
went to big things. Look, I'm going to take the
other option and I'm going to see if anyone has
said the Sydney harbor Bridge.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Sydney harbor Bridge. People haven't fed that? It's wild?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, because if you haven't checked out the Sydney Harbour Bridge,
it really is worth checking out.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Oh it's beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
I think how Sidney just really clumped up all their
you can look at them all in the one time.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, they were like, everyone, get in for a fighter.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Is the harbor Bridge on the board?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Of course it was the third name a big Australian
tourist attraction.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
I feel like there is two ways that this can go.
I reckon it's either Opera House or ULARU would be
on the on the list, right, but it is Australians.
I'm going to say the Opera House I reckon is
number I reckon, The Opera House is potentially number one.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Is the Sydney Opera House on the board? You better
believe it?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
But not the top answer, the top answer. It was
the fourth top answer. Interest.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
So big bananas too, Yes, big banana still first on
the lift before.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
There a top that we don't know. There's Big Banana,
Harbor Bridge, then Opera House.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yes, they're pretty close. As far as the points, it's
not much separating the.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Imagine if the dog on the Tucker Box was number.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
What do you think? So sore we name a big
Australian tourist attraction.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I mean, comedy wants me to say something stupid like
the dog on the top of my name is.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
But this is to get level with Reese recently.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I am going to go with Reese's other option.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I'm going to put Ularu, oh, great barrier.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Reef, however she did she did rip the great barrier,
great barrier.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I'm going to say, Lulu, Okay, to get level on
tour piece in round one, can we kick off with
one hundred? Is Ularu on the board. It's on the
board and it was the top answer. Well played. Now
(09:45):
it's getting to the business end of round one, Reece Nicholson.
Now we have that the top four answers have been given.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
What else is there? Name a big Australian tourist attraction?
I reckon great Barrier reef?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Is the barrier reef on the board. It is the
Great Barrier Reef for a reason, of course. Name a
big Australian tourist attraction.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
A big Australian tourist attraction?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
All right?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I think it might be another big thing, like the
big prawn or the big marino.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Oh yeah, what about that awful fiberglass replica of Ularo
that burnt.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Down Leyland Brothers, the great ozy bush camp.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah it's not there anymore, though, Is it? Like the
Great Barrier Reef? She did?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
So, I'm gonna say big prawn just because I love it.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Is the big prawn on the board to tie the game.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
You know, I'm not really that surprised.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
But there was a big something.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I must say. When I grew up, the only big
thing we ever really spoke about before we realized there
are other big things was the big pineapple.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Oh, my God, of course I'm a fool. There's that's
something else as well, the Victorian jurist.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Attraction which Kelly's last stand, no Penridge Prison.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
It involves little people in their tuxedos, Draculash Penguin, Philip Iiland,
Philip Island.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That is in the top.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yes, well three people, three people said that.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I think that's on the same family they've just gotten
back from Philip Ilon. I don't believe. But that means
that Reyes Nicholson claims round one Sime for a round two.
Reece Nuoklson won that first round. So Zoe, you need
to win this round for a chance at advantage in
fast feud.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I really don't want to go on that sleeping man.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
You really don't. I'm doing this for I mean, I
say to Alex each time, I say, make sure we
dry clean the bloody sleeping bag. And then he gets
he's younger, he gets distracted, probably on social media on this.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
These kids screens, and he's he's sleeping in it too,
like he's gone through a bit of a rough time
in his life at the moment he's sleeping in the studio.
I got I surprised him that I was half an
hour earlier this morning and he was spooked.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
But welly as a young man.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
He wears a full ninety like up to the neck,
little long cap he had like a little had to
light his candle.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
And anyway, that's Alex the projec Winky.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yes, we willie winky, but it's yeah, it's a nineties resurgence.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
But like the eighty nine.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
I caught him looking through a keyhole checking the children flee.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Rec went person in round one, So zoey, you're going
to go first in round two?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Okay, great, Okay, get three guesses.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
The person with the most correct answers at the end
of the round wins.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
That seems logical.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
The survey question is name something only Australia has. Here
is some thinking music for those playing at home. Name
something only Australia has.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Okay, I think the obvious one is probably.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Kangaroos, very on brand.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I want to say something clever like cultural cringe but
democracy shoulder but yeah, Loican's sense of humor. But I
would say kangaroos.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Is it on the board about the top answer?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Yes, right see, I think we've got such bonkers animals,
that is. I reckon. I would go out on a limit.
Say the first three are going to be animals, and
so I'm going to say a koala.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
A koala single koala, not kohala a koala. The second
top answer well played. Kangaroos and koalas are unique to Australia.
Zoe Koum's mam name something only Australia has.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Dog on the tucker Box.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Look, I'm gonna go along the animal route again and say.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Yak woe bat.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Is continuing the animal theme, is woe bat on the board.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
On the board they do square pooth. I'm always thinking
about one bat reis Nicholson.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
This is too take advantage here. You won't don't necessarily
win it just yet. You'd be very handy if you
can pick up another point here.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
I'm going to stay on the animal theme because I
think our brains always go kangaroo koala. Platypuss. We're really
into platypusses. Someone only told me this recently that when
people first started like Colin, I think they took a
platypuss back to England like a stuffed one, and people
(15:29):
did not believe it was real. They thought, is that
true that they thought it was a duck and stuff
put together and they just thought this guy loft if my.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Well, because people used to do that though. They would
do like trickery.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
There are a number of mermaids, taxidermy mermaids, and they're
like a monkey sewn to a fish. They would make
these sort of like oddities and go like, look I
found a mermaid and then it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Very hairy mermaid. Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Platypus had a very tough song getting on Noah's ark
as well. Yeah, yeah, Noah, I haven't heard of you.
It's Platypus. It's a good answer. It's Platypus on the
board on the fifty.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
I reckon, we've got to get off animals. Then why
are we working. I'm making this that we're working together
and we're not screw you and Vince.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Zoe. If you get a correct answer here, you don't
necessarily win. But it really does put the pressure back
on Reece. Name something only Australia has.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I want to say, like the Sydney Harbor Bridge or
the Sydney Opera House or something, but they were in
the other question.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I will say this, and this is not me looking
at answers if it fits the question, there's no reason
why it can't be in there, even if it was
in another answer. We've had that before.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Okay, for example, I'm going to say it's Opera House.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Is the Sydney Opera House on the board streaming unique
to Australia. I mean, Zoe's on two, Reese is on one.
But with a chance that tie the game.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Center point tower, I'm locking it in.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
I think I'm going to go the same tactic and
I'm going to say the Harbor Bridge.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
The Harbor Bridge is Sydney Harbor Bridge. And what an
amazing iconic attraction.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
I'm going to even can I say Paul Hogan on
the Sydney Harbor Bridge.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
That's the only No, I don't want to change it
to that. Didn't he used to paint it?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
And then Tina Turner danced on it? Remember that?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
The grand Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Do you think she knew what NRL was?
Speaker 6 (17:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Very passionate apply that bridge.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Imagine if that was the top answer, the Sydney Bridge,
no one, no one else.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Okay to find that who is simply the best?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Do we need another hero?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
No?
Speaker 6 (17:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Are we going to have a Nutbush.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
What if Sydney Opera House is on the board, this
round gets tied. But because Reeese, you won round one,
you will take advantage into fast feud, therefore avoiding the
family feud, not canceling sleeping bag, it does mean that
(18:18):
you'll be sending one of your dearest friends into that
sleeping bag. Is the Sydney Opera House on the board
is on the board, so he survives round two?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
W God, Vince, We're still in there.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You're on the right path, Reese. As far as going
back perhaps to the survey that we just did, I
did wonder when you were going through those emotions, why
then you wouldn't maybe go with the top answer that
was given. All is, of course unique to Australia.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
That's what I was thinking in my head, and I
didn't say about my mouth.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
That was because it's a game strategy that I want
to win.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I'm just understanding what a competition.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Is because I'm not very competitive either. Normally I would
have just said, I reckon, it's probably a LaRue.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
But I didn't. Took a lot of self control. Wow,
got it paid off.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Came here not knowing how this was going to unfold.
What the game was what you had been booked for.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Now I'm obsessed and.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
I actually call BF I reckon You watch Family Feud
every day?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I reckon have since I've known that I was going
to be on this podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
My girlfriend left me.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
So you're going to start watching Family Feud twenty four
hours of days?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Are we?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
You got pictures of Daniel over the string in between
them the other?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Do you one to know the other thing that only
Australia has? Sure we spread it on our toasts. I'm
not a fan of.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Vegimits, of course, I'm genuinely so angry about that.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I love veggie mate.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
That is the end of round two, and because you
are now one all, we're going to a tiebreaker. Yes,
but if you are one of a classic round, which
means we need to go to a tiebreaker, a win
in this round gives you a major advantage in the
final fast fewed round. The way the tiebreaker works.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Is it's a fist fight, right open palm. It's Will
Smith rules, he sure does what very good?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
You get one guess each and the person who gives
the answer highest on the board wins the round. Shout
out your name, The buzzing can we check the buzzer?
Zoe we yep, this turn yours up a bit of
recex a little bit, a little bit difference.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
The creepy ratio. Turn the creepy down a little.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
There's a nice buzzer. One hundred people and asked this question.
Get your buzzes ready. Name a fairy Australian animal wreath,
Reece Koala koala? So you want to give us one
because I say awesome, excellent, Okay, I can tell you
(21:18):
they're both on the board. Is koala which Reese gave
for the wind to take advantage in the fast feud?
Is that higher than possum? It is on the board,
Reece Nicholson, you have run. You do have to go
(21:39):
in the back. Congratulations, back back bag bag.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Stop calling me that.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
It is trying to play fast feud. Right after the break,
we have made it to the final round. It is
time for fast feud. I will ask you both five
questions in quick succession, and you need to try and
(22:08):
guess the most popular answer straight off the top of
your head. Don't don't stuff around with other parts of
your head. It needs to be the top of your head.
If you take too long, then I'll skip on to
the next question and you'll miss out on the chance
to pick up those points. To play with the most
points at the end of Fast Feud wins the game.
So basically, I mean zabih. The good news is as
much as you're going to experience something that hopefully you
(22:30):
don't have the experience ever again with the noise canceling
sleeping bag, but hopefully it is in nice condition. Alex,
I've got a really good, strong feeling that he actually
took care of it.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
This week they're making Kem Butcher in there.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah, it's the cultural capital of Australia.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Sleeping back.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
So whoever wins this round basically wins.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
So you are even though you lost the classic fewd
rounds in a tiebreaker, it means nothing anymore. Okay, so
Reese wan Classic Feud. You're the avnage playing Fast Feod. First, Zoe,
I'll get you to leave the studio. Now this is
the moment, well Reese is giving their answers. Let's make
sure that the steam bag is all done up all
(23:15):
the way to the top.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Zip zip the padlock with a bit overkill. Some people
try to fight their way out of it and you've
popped her in a tank of water.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Now that's it's it's all safe if it's a pen
and tell a trick, Reese. I want your first answer
as soon as I finished a first question. Are you
ready to play fast feud?
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Name a bird commonly found in Australia cooker Barra. Name
a well known Australian theme park, Lunar Park. Name a
place in Australia that begins with the letter G.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Geelong.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Name an Australian sporting legend, Paul Harrican. Name the worst
thing about summer in Australia. Sweat. Thank you very much,
Fores Nicholson. We have five answers. We have five answers,
and I reckon you were off to such a strong start, Paul.
(24:17):
I mean it all depends when this. We don't know
where the survey was done. It's went across the country.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Well, it was held in Newcastle in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
You really have gone up for the hometown hero.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
He used to theme around all the time.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
I remember it was like you know when say, like
Italy wins like a big football game or something, and
like there's riots.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Newcastle was kind.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Of like, yeah, I remember the images intent, not.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
A neck between them.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Okay, let's get zoe back in here. I feel like
you're get some great answers, but there's still some points
on the board. I feel, Oh, here comes Zoey back
into the studio.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Oh, a smell has a.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Bit on that.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Well, I've returned from my exile a different person. You know.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I didn't want to go, But I'm almost.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Glad that it was me and not you, Reese, because
I wouldn't wish that on My worst enemy was I've
seen things, smell, things, felt, things that no one should
have to experience.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
It's so hard to explain just the infinite darkness of
the sleeping bag.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
You know, like in Harry Potter's like the Dementors, and
to get that there's any such thing as warmth or
lightness or.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
My guests, I feel like I'll let you, I'll let
you down. But to be honest, it's it's Alex's job clean.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Out the demento will never be the same again. But
what is really my horse artect.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Train? What is really weird about it that I've done that?
I think learned something psychologically about Alex. It's his job
to cleaner every week. Both on on Mike and off Mike,
I say, mate, dry clean, and my words are getting
firmer and firmer each week. And yet he doesn't do it.
(26:17):
And yet he's the one who ushes the guest. I
think he's taking some kind of a verdict the joy.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
There's like skeletons in there, there's something living in there,
and people haven't made it out a lot. I don't
think you don't need a dry cleaner. You need an exorcist.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
I did the moment I met him. He met me
at the door. The moment I met him, I thought
this guy's a sociopaths.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
And sadly he was the only one who replied to
the job vacancy. When he arrived at the job interview,
I thought, this guy's never going to get the job.
And then I realized he was the only one.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I heard that he had all the other applicants killed.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Actually, now that I think of it, all of the
skeletons in the sleeping bag were clutching job applications.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Now, Zoe Reese did very well to a point which
you'll get to. Fell up.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Okay, so what am I You're going to ask me.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Five five questions?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I only have to give you one answer.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
One answer, and because Reese has already gone first, if
you if you say the same answer as Reese, you'll
hear this sound and that means you'll need to give
me another Ay.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
All right, okay, little glitch.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
If you can't think of an answer, I'll move on
to the next question. If I'm feeling generous enough, I
will come back. Are you ready to play?
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Fast? Feud?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Ready is name a bird commonly found in Australia. Talker
to name a well known Australian theme park.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Lunar Park, Lalen Brothers World.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Name a place in Australia that begins with the letter
G Grafton Grafton. Name an Australian sports legend, John Bradman.
Name the worst thing about summer in Australia Sunburn Good
(28:12):
answers to a point two point, Well played.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
You are sporting legend, and my brain freaked out and
thought Barry Humphrey.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I really wish you had have said Barry Humphrey.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
And then it went Will Smith.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Well you recovered and you gave an excellent answer. I
mean Don Bradman, the goat.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Yeah, I said, who's that? The captain of the Newcastle
Knights in Like nineteen ninety eight an.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Absolute legend of the game. Yeah, absolutely, But will you
be top of mind when we asked for the absolute
legends of Australian sport. Yes, Well, let's find out who
won fast feud and therefore this edition to family for
the podcast. Reese, you were first, and you had a
(29:13):
name a bird commonly found in Australia. You did not hesitate.
You said cook a Borough. Is cook a Borough on
the board? It is on the board. In fact, it
was the second most popular answer twenty one points. Zoe,
(29:34):
you said Cockatoo.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
You've won.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
This is Cockatoo on the board. It is on the board,
but only eight points. The most popular answer was Magpie
twenty four points.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
We also had Amu Seagal parental see goal and Gala.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Gals a bloody everywhere huge ones in the UK.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Sometimes the people in the survey get it wrong. Name
and well known Australian theme park For Layland Brothers, the most.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Well known.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Could have said wonder Land.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Where you control the action.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Let's find out if the Layland Brothers theme park was
on the board. What a surprise is Lunar Park.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
I mean there's one in Sydney. There's one in Melbourne.
Is Luna Park on the board. It was the top
answer thirty two points. Reese goes to fifty three. Zoe
stays on eight points.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
No Brothers Movie World wasn't on there wild well maybe,
but like number one, I would have gone like dream
World this number one, I would.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Have gone straight to the queens Land. In my mind, name
a place Australia that begins with the letter g reecee.
He said Geelong.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
I reckon, I should have fed Gold Coast.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Oh, well, I don't reckon. Grafton's going to be on
there are.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
The mate g town they call it? Is Geelong on
the board? This is surprising. It was the top answer.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
What this survey was done in quite obviously.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Twenty six people said Geelong? Wow, Zoey you said Grafton.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, nah, I've smashed you. Yeah, I think you have.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Is Grafton on the board? Not on the board.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Well, if you've done this survey in Grafton, it would have.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Been possibly, I mean possibly not though.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Of course it's at the top of my head. It's
where I'm from.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
There are still points to be one here. Name and
Australian Sporting legend.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I might have scored higher here.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
Reyes Nicholson said, Fan, I think we all remember, I
said Kathy Freeman.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Paul Harrigan was We recorded this, so we played back
to you if you need it. Paul Harrigan, the chief
undisputed NRL legend is Paul Haragon on the board. Who
can we number one?
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Al?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
You recheck the survey just to make sure. Is Paul
Harrigan on the board. Shocking, No, Zoe, it's your time
to shine, you said, Don Bradman, almost said Barry Humphries,
and you almost said Will Smith, but your mind got
(32:44):
its act together and came up with Don Bradman. The
greatest cricketer ever is Don the Don on the board.
He was the top an E give my tween d
six points. Okay, this is the final round of fast feud.
(33:06):
Name the worst thing about summer in Australia. Can Zoe
make up the difference? Here? Reech? She said, sweat is
sweat on the board? Okay, it's not on the board.
Zoe should be sunburn. There was a great answer, Thank you.
(33:30):
Is sunburn for a potential win on the board? Is
on the board? How many points was it worth? It
was worth twelve points taking your tital of the forty six,
which means the winner of family Feud. The podcast from
(33:52):
Newcastle playing for Emma Smith, the COVID friddled Emma Smith,
Reese Diiglson. Where's my thirty three points?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
I'm so sorry, Vince, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
How does it feel?
Speaker 7 (34:05):
I just I just wanted to get out of there,
and I wanted to give it one hundred percent for Emma.
She got home, she'd think, and I just I'm just
so emotional about it.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Let's get Emma on the line and give her the
good news. Marisha, you can jump straight into this when
the more answers, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
This is a Department of Health.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Hello, Hello, Sorry about that. What a terrible thing to
do to you, but to even about Emma. I have
great news. The ones easy yours.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, that is the best thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
That's sad.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Look, it's been a bleak couple of day.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
I got her there. I gave it one hundred ten percent.
I thought the whole time. I'm just I'm doing this
for Emma. I'm doing so she can be warm.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
She can be warm.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
I can put my medical supplies in the account.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
It's gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yes, put your in the past, Emma, the Kangaroo ones
is are coming your way. Thanks for getting involved in
Family Feud the podcast, and thank you very much to
Reese Nicholson, Zoe Koon's mart guys. Thank you very much
for playing Family for the podcast. Thanks than thank you,
(35:26):
and for everybody at home, subscribe, follow, and just keep
listening to Family for the podcast. I never know what
to say this where road was so good, but at
the end and say, hey, do your mom for me?
Speaker 5 (35:38):
Yeah? Say goodlady, your dad, I don't know I kissed
your dad.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
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