Feminine Hijinx

Feminine Hijinx

Reinventing the other side of 40 with sass, crass, and kicking ass... Show More

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Are we turning into our moms? We share advice our mothers gave us, including marriage wisdom and boob-touching magic. Also featured in this episode: Susie's tool-stealing, Angie's opinions on American cheese and mayo, and Gwyneth's overpriced vag candle.

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What does your favorite color say about you? We dig into colorful personalities and try not to throw too much shade. Also featured in this episode: Susie's a not-so-secret Hamburgler; people are sunning "where the sun don't shine," Angie slows the F down; and ... who the hell gets the right to decide the color of the year?

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Compression boots, sober curiosity, and animal flow classes -- we chew the fat on these and more wellness trends of the new year. Also in this episode: Angie walks into a glass wall, and Susie puts the skids under entertaining.

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Happy 2020! New Year's resolution? How about a New Year's REVOLUTION? Let's get real up in here, friends. Also on this week's episode: Susie makes her goals in cavewoman-speak; Angie has a relationship with her pens; a discussion on the "gift" of whooping cough; twerking shenanigans -- and, as always -- much more!

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Remember Christmas in the 70s and 80s? We relive our Christmas Vacation-esque memories, including such greats as a "divorce decree" Christmas carol and a nearly decapitated Christmas tree angel. Also featured: women who rock, chime candles, and crappy stocking stuffers.

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Kick holiday stress in its shiny butt -- we have ideas! Also included in this episode: the, um, interesting smell of cumin; bucking the holiday expectations system, and more!

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December 9, 2019 52 min

We're no longer giggly teenage girls -- well, no longer teenage girls -- but why shouldn't we talk about past and present crushes, celebrity or otherwise? This week, we discuss our "types" and our opinion on the Sexiest Man Alive situation over at People Magazine. Also featured in this episode: holiday shopping habits and fart-masking jeans (they're a thing!).

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A second cookie? Yes, please! This week, we're giving you the green light to enjoy all those holiday treats you enjoy, and not give one sh*t about it. Life's too short to waste good mashed potatoes. Also featured in this episode: Susie's chiropractor's got boozy gifts to give, and Angie's got the 411 on her latest cult-tastic TV find.

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November 25, 2019 40 min

Are you ever too old to do something daring with your hair? We don't think so. Even if you could never pull off the Farrah look back in the day, you can still rock those locks in a million different ways. Also featured in this episode: the questionable glory of canned cranberry "sauce;" marinating in gin and tonics, and more.

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November 18, 2019 41 min

Do you have Resting Bitch Face (RBF)? First of all, who cares, and why are some people only comfortable when we smile? "You look prettier when you smile." STFU. Also featured in this episode: Susie's been living in an Amish Paradise (sort of); and why does Angie always end up with a different version of the same haircut?

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Applying secret make-up, gossiping, naughty rendezvous-ing, losing jewelry in the toilet -- the ladies' room has and continues to be a cornucopia of sweet, funny, and, um, interesting memories. This week, we flush out our brains and recall some of our favorite ladies' rooms shenanigans. Also featured in this episode: bathroom stall poetry, new hairdos, and pre-holiday drinking.

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November 4, 2019 39 min

Do you still rock the same music you did years ago? Do you turn it up to 11, even though you might embarrass family members? This week, we tune in to our musical faves from then and now, and wonder why some people don't like artists or songs they did back in the day. Also in this episode: one of us was on jury DOODY and the other's meditation practice is totally making waves -- energy waves, that is.

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Who didn't watch the Bradys? Whether we loved or hated them, they probably had an impact on us as kids and may have even affected how we parented. We dive into our experiences with The Brady Effect and even discuss He Who Shall Not Be Named (cousin Oliver). Also covered in this episode: one of us has a new job and the other one is doing a great job procrastinating. All of this ... and more!

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October 21, 2019 52 min

As we age, our bodies change in "interesting" ways, but we can still rock those flawsome bods! On this episode, we gab about wrinkles, flab, and aches ... and also share three things we love about our own bodies. Love on yourself! Also featured: the love/hate relationship we have with scary movies, and a woman in love with a carnival ride (for realz) -- and more!

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October 14, 2019 40 min

We're not cougars, but one of us thinks she could be if she were single. And what's a "jaguar?" A "puma?" We answer these burning questions and more on this episode. Also discussed: a crazy manifesting crystal AND getting trampled by moose (not at the same time), and more!

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October 7, 2019 42 min

Raise your cups -- this week we're toasting to the good, the bad, and the ugly of looking for that perfect bra. Also covered in this episode: manifesting greatness, Halloween-y weirdness, how to disguise a fart, an Urban Dictionary poem, and more.

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We chat about the variety of freedoms and don't-give-a-shits that can happen once we reach a certain age. Why not try a new hobby -- like making tiny cat sculptures out of aluminum foil? Or be totally badass and eat cereal for dinner? Also included in this episode: Susie's surprise dates and Angie's anxiety over ... everything.

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You know those articles that try to convince us women what's "appropriate" to wear after a certain age? Screw that. We break down those lists of "rules" and expose the BS. Also included in this episode: house-hunting hijinx and rubberdoll addictions.

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September 22, 2019 43 min

Welcome to the introductory episode of Feminine Hinjinx! On our maiden voyage, we give a bit of an introduction of ourselves and the podcast before sharing our opinions and experiences with friendships on the other side of 40.

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