Feminine Hijinx

Feminine Hijinx

Reinventing the other side of 40 with sass, crass, and kicking ass... Show More

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March 1, 2021 36 min
Have you noticed all the prairiecore (yes, it's a legit term) clothing lining the racks at Target and in popular fashion magazines? Somebody call the Oleson Mercantile -- we've got a trend on our hands! This week we churn out some solid opinions on this style, and share how our thoughts may have shifted a bit over past months. Also featured on this episode: Susie get colorful and Angie's planning a unique date night.
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We love a good true crime series, and Netflix serves us up a mysterious (or not-so-mysterious?) vanishing at the notorious Cecil Hotel. We share our thoughts on some of the angles this docu-series features that aren't always examined in other true crime stories. Also included on this episode: Susie's revisiting a creepy (but lovable) old friend, and Angie's hittin' the road.
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Whether it's pure schlocky sentiment or simply a sweet love song -- don't lie -- you fall prey to a cheesy tune or two. We unveil each of our top three picks, plus some runners up. Also featured on this episode: Susie wants you to be her bro-tato chip, and Angie share her thoughts on My 600-lb Life.
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Edible underwear, sexy "Connect Four," French maid outfits ... we're dishin' about the naughtier side of the big V.D. this week. You wouldn't believe some of this stuff Suz found -- could the Eiffel Tower be a sex toy? You bet your thigh-high patent leather boots it is! Also featured on this episode: Susie's got a double scoop of Night Stalker, and Angie's margarita game's on fire.
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Making big habit changes by making tiny habit changes? Confused? We'll hopefully un-confuse you this week when we review the best-selling book, Atomic Habits. And yeah, there's potty talk (surprised?). Also featured on this episode: Susie loses some of her sweetness and Angie's got an "everything old is new again" update.
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A personal retreat can look any way you want it to look. A time-out for yourself to reflect on your personal life and/or career can be more than a stay-cation -- it can be a SLAY-cation! We share ideas for creating your retreat, as well as our experiences re-treatin' ourselves. Also featured on this episode: Susie gives us the 411 on dinosaur buttholes and Angie has an important candy-related announcement.
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We can't get enough of the amalgamation of Nic Cage, legit scholars, a few comedians, and the roots of our favorite 4+-letter words. This week we review Netflix's docu-series, The History of Swear Words. Get off your asses and watch it, friends. Also featured on this episode: Susie's rockin' out in more ways than one, and Angie's figured some s**t out.
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January 11, 2021 41 min
What if you skipped the usual resolution and instead chose a word that captures how you want to FEEL next year? What's your word? We share our words -- rated G and expletive -- for the new year. Also featured in this episode: Susie's still decking the halls and Angie spent an hour and a half spitting into a vial.
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We watched the Bee Gees documentary, How Do You Mend a Broken Heart, and have some definite opinions and facts to share. BTW, did you know that Robin Gibb was a childhood pyromaniac? And there's a "missing" Gibb family member? Also featured on this episode: Susie's giving away 12 Days of tarot readings and Angie was New Year's partying to one of her favorite local bands.
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December 28, 2020 40 min
We agree that 2020 was an overall crap year, but this week we're deep diving to recall some of our positive experiences and wins. Also featured on this episode: Susie gets devilish and Angie's treating herself.
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Was there a childhood Christmas gift of which you have especially fond recollections? Are you still bitter about the present that never made it under the tree? Was any of the bitterness Dream House or Snoopy Sno Cone-related? Well then we're preachin' to the choir on this week's episode. Not only do we take a walk down Gen X memory lane, we also share what kind of gift givers and receivers we now are as adults. Also fea...
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December 14, 2020 39 min
Who doesn't love a good ol' fashioned Ingalls family Christmas, even if Carrie is the most annoying child on the prairie? We revisit "Christmas at Plum Creek" from season one of Little House on the Prairie, and (of course) Pa's sweaty pits are mentioned, along with the possibility of a Little House/Hot Tub Time Machine mash-up. Also featured on this episode: Susie's Covid-y husband is emerging from quarantin...
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It's the holidays, so why not discuss the Zodiac Killer? Well, one of the murders was around Christmastime. Our special guest (and Susie's daughter!), Vivian Shubert, has a master's degree in Criminal behavior, and weighs in on the accuracy and and overall story depicted in the 2007 film, Zodiac. Also featured on the episode: Susie has a fungus among-us, and Angie spent time in a cave.
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Once we get past the fact that holidays don't HAVE to look exactly as they have in the past, we can move on and create a season that's as different (or bizarre) as our hearts desire. We toss around ideas from outside sources, and chit-chat about how 2020 is putting its weird-ass thumbprint on our own holiday traditions. Also featured on this episode: Susie has a spooky Thanksgiving and Angie celebrates the life of pie.
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November 23, 2020 44 min
Toilet paper, squirrels, opposable thumbs, and farts are just a few of the goodies we sometimes take for granted, yet for which we have huge gratitude. Join us as we compare notes on the not oft recognized sources of joy that surround us every day. Also featured on this episode: Susie's pumped about turkey day, and Angie's not excited about coming clean.
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Stop being so guy crazy. Study harder in school. Learn to manage money. Don't put the wooden spoon between that boy's butt cheeks. Those are just some samples of the oodles of advice we'd give our younger selves. What advice would you give little you? Also featured on this episode: Susie's feeling constipated and Angie's gets dirty.
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Do you think cleaning out your purse is self care? You bet it is. We share our favorite out-of-the-box self care practices -- you may already be doing some of them! Also on this episode: Susie wants to know what you'd do if you knew you wouldn't fail, and Angie's reading a book about Hollywood Squares.
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We reflect on another oh-so-confusing article that tries to tell us women the items not to wear/things not to do -- this time, because they age us. Most of them are questionable, but we both agree nude pantyhose with reinforced toes are probably a no-go. Also featured on this episode: Susie's husband steals her candle and leaves town, and Angie's had some heartache.
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October 26, 2020 40 min
Do you like carving pumpkins? Come on, be honest. It's that spooky season again, and we celebrate by sharing our favorite scary movies (scary is relative, of course), candy, costumes, and traditions we secretly can't stand. Also in this episode: Susie's tech challenges are all Mercury's fault and Angie gets glam.
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October 19, 2020 33 min
There's science that says people who swear like sailors lie less often and have more integrity than the non-potty mouthed ones. We discuss this very important topic, and share our favorite swear words. Also featured on this episode: Susie strings us along in more ways than one, and Angie flirts with yet another deadline.
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