S2E11: A Feral Flashback Through Season 2

Strap in (and maybe strap on), babes — it’s time to relive the most unhinged, untucked, and unapologetically feral moments from Season 2 of Feralationship.From Mother Goose meltdown monologues to Bacon blowies and LinkedIn-to-layover hookups, Pete and Bisq-it are taking you on a juicy recap ride throughout a "bumpy" season. This isn’t your average recap. This is a high-octane, poppers-infused sprint through the most unhinged hookups, holy ho phases, party fouls, the great douching debate (complete with charts, tools, and trauma), and even advice on how to go from LinkedIn to licked in — networking smarter, not harder (unless you're both into it, amirite?!). Along the way, we highlight our favorite sexperts and glitter-dusted guests — from festival camp founders to kinky content kings, TikTok creators, and even STI-stigma-smashing doctors discussing douching. We relive the cracked-out rooftop moments, the cum gutters, the party etiquette (Rule #1: don’t use the flash on the dance floor!), and even a little festival ferality complete with teddy bear earrings and hot air balloon invites. Whether you're a seasoned slut or newly initiated into the Church of Feral, this episode is your one-stop shop for laughter, lube, and life lessons. Get the best stories, best practices, and the worst (read: best) overshares of the season, all in one deliciously chaotic package.If you’re craving life lessons wrapped in leather and laughter, or just here to feel better about your own weekend decisions — welcome home, bb. So grab your poppers, cue the Spotify playlist, and get ready to yell “YES YES SI!” with the gurls as we close out our second season. And don't worry, Season 3 is coming… and she’s bringing receipts, timelines, even more guests to gab with your favorite co-hosts, Pete and Bisq-it. And remember... Have Fun, Get Fucked, and Get Feral!

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
I got something now to get the people on the floor.
All right. Welcome to all our new and
returning feral friends. I'm Pete.
And I'm Biscuit. And welcome to fair relationship
Biscuit. How the fuck are you doing?
You know, girl, I'm pretty good.Were you?

(00:22):
Were you nervous this time or were you prepped?
Were you prepped and ready? I, I haven't douched yet, I
know, but I'm, I'm prepped for the episode.
I, I am. She's she's somewhat rested.
I wouldn't say fully. I feel like I'm going to have to
live a whole other life to be properly properly slept.
Correct, if we'll sleep when we're dead.
Yeah. Oh, that's I mean.

(00:43):
Or when we're in the home. We're in the home, girl, that
that home is going to be bumping.
I cannot wait for like the cute little twinks that are working
at this home. The nurses yes, because we know
we as we covered in season 1 gayoccupation.
Correct, correct, correct, and Iwill be poking fun at them the
entire time. Hey, Twink.
You should do some squats like. Lower.

(01:08):
Like, yeah, like this kid does them.
Yeah, right. No, no, no, no, no, ma'am,
ma'am. But I am feeling excited for
this episode. It's of course our season finale
of Season 2 of Season 2 season dose insert.
Clap. Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, no. It is very exciting.
So I'm I'm thrilled for that. Prepped, ready, excited to go.

(01:31):
Absolutely. How about yourself?
How are you feeling? Now I feel good.
I, you know, I was coming off ofa little bit of a sickness.
So I'm just like happy to be on the other side of that.
I'm it's a pleasure to be at thetable.
Yes, it's nice to have a seat. It's.
Nice to have a seat at the table, yes?
Thank you, Lori. Yes.
Love you girl. Yes.
We've got a lot to unpack from this season.
We've a lot to unpack. There was, I mean, gosh, think

(01:52):
back through like the start of all the way back to Puerto
Vallarta. Ohh my gosh, I know.
Puerto Vallarta. It was like, really?
Yeah, I was, come on, American. Yeah, You, you going go like.
Puerto Vallarta. My God help me anyway, so that
all the way from that through things like our Cracky Jacky

(02:14):
stories. Oh my God, how?
Fantastic. Were they?
We're going to unpack all that. We're going to talk about the
UPS, the downs, the hell scares the hose.
The glitter. Glitter and be gay, right?
And that we have been so. But before we jump into all
that, I feel like we have like aquick little catch up over some

(02:35):
tea that we need to we need to do.
Oh yes, it's time we Kiki a moment.
Yeah, we have to Kiki for a moment and then we'll get into
the season recap. So I can't wait to hear what
you've got to share. Can't wait to share.
Yep, what I've got to share. Can't wait.
Here we go. Let's go.
Perfect. OK, Biscuit.
So mine, I mine will be fairly quick, so I'll just I'll lay it.
Lay it down. I'll lay it down.

(02:57):
Great, like you're drumming likeone of your French girls.
Like that. So I went to this, you know, as
we talked about in our last episode, we're professional
girls. Yes we are.
So I went to a nice little networking happy hour thing
after work not too long ago. Super fun.
We've gone to one of these together before.
We have this one was really great.

(03:18):
A lot more people. Vibes were pretty good.
The weather was nice. So there was like a patio moment
like honestly, vibes were reallygreat.
I had a few of my friends there with me.
Bacon was there. Bacon, we got a lot stump back
with her later, correct? Correct.
But so it was funny, like everything was fine, everything
was great. I was chit chatting and then.
And then don't turn to. These two guys 1 specifically

(03:43):
kind of comes into the general area that we are networking in
and I zone right and right and Yep, very cute Latima boy, ohh,
very, very handsome, yes. And I said, Wapo, I need to, I
need to network with that one, yes.
I would like to LinkedIn and Lickin Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

(04:06):
yes. So like I slowly make my way on
over start networking the house down boots.
Yes. And bacon and my other friends
from across the like, at one point, like there's a break, I
think he maybe went to go get a drink.
And I look over at them and they're just laughing at me.
They're like, we clocked that assoon as he walked over to this
area, they talk to each other and they go, Pete, he's gonna,

(04:27):
he's gonna network with. That go and get that.
He's Yep, Yep. So then Fast forward, like,
honestly, really great guy. We're having a good time.
And so we're like, OK, well, we're gonna like go get some
drinks after this, right? And so one thing led to another
and he stayed the night with me.Oh, he stayed over.
Yep, Yep. So from networking to sleepover.

(04:47):
Look at Did you get his LinkedInthough?
No, you didn't. No.
Oh my God. But you connected another way.
Instagram baby. Well, I love that for you.
I loved. It for me too.
I can't wait to see him out and about.
Correct. Correct him out, honey.
Yep, I will. I will.
Maybe I'll get his LinkedIn, yeah.
Correct. Go from all angles.
Yes, I love that coming it from both ends.

(05:08):
What about you? OK bitch.
OK so I went on a trip this pastweekend.
I was in Denver and I was going to go see Purple Disco Machine
performed at Red Rocks. Love.
And I'd never been to Red Rocks.It's been on my To Do List.
And what a fantastic experience.It was cooler, but like
everybody was vibing and we'll get into a little bit more about

(05:28):
that later. Related to like some of the
topics of our season. Sure.
However, the night before we went to Red Rocks, as I I
painted during the season, therewas this gentleman that I've
been seeing and we might have made things a little bit more
official. More on that later, but.

(05:49):
Put a pin in that circle back. Yes, circle back.
Anyway, so we had a nice little date night that Saturday night.
We went out, We were like, you know what, we're going to go
check out the gay bars. And we applied some of the
lessons from this season again, more later.
Love went and found a lovely time.
We went and found a place where we could take our shirts

(06:09):
underground. Time.
A lovely time. Rolling tits, like tits on the
floor. Yes, they're just falling off.
Yep. And great time.
And he and I, I will say we havekept things dance floor open.
Like we love vibe because we meton the dance floor actually, of
course. So we've embodied that

(06:30):
throughout our relationship. Love it.
So we find another couple and westart dancing with them, we
start making out with them. It's a great time. 1's a bit
shorter, one's A a bit taller. Finally, enough fits perfectly.
I was just going to say wow does.
That sound familiar? We just biscuit little, you
know, so a little bit. It was great.

(06:51):
We had a lovely time and then wewere dancing.
Then they were gone. They're like they came back.
We kept doing this like rotation, whatever, and then all
of a sudden they disappeared andwe were like, Oh no, where did
they go? Oh no, because both of us and we
haven't hooked up with other people together.
Okay, got it. But it's been discussed.

(07:12):
I was just gonna say, too, you have all of the zones covered.
He's got the upper zone, you've got the lower zone.
So you're gonna be able to find somebody pretty quickly, right?
Yeah. Right.
It's just like we've got everything.
Yeah, he's got everything. Thanks, Stefan.
And it was so we we're like, this is going to happen.
We both kind of like telecommunicated.
Yep. Hello.

(07:32):
Yep. So we fully thought we were
going home with them since they lived in the area, and then they
disappeared and we're like, no, sad.
Yeah, but we had a busy day. We had the concert the next day.
So we're like, we should probably go.
So we end up going home. We still had a great time.
Yeah, love that. But as we're like, getting ready
for bed, first of all, my sisterhas like one of those Ring
doorbells. Oh yes, And she pulled up the

(07:55):
video footage of us getting home, which by the way, it was
at like 3:45 in the morning. Sure.
And we walk up looking like the dead fetus from Harry Potter.
Like, you know what I'm talking about.
Like the? No, Harry.
Baltimore, The Voldemort in Deathly Hollows, where he's in
the The Dream world. King's Cross Station.
No, Harry, you can't help him. Yeah, No, that's what we looked

(08:16):
like. It was.
We looked sad, decrepit. It was hilarious.
We all turned. On a light.
Oh my God, no. Like, so you're going
downstairs, like, all right, it's time for bed.
Let's get ready. We're brushing our teeth.
We the, you know, there's some lights on.
I turn it and look at my man. And honey, he has two big ass

(08:37):
hickeys lining the side of his neck.
And I'm talking, I'm talking fully bruised, like.
And I was like, oh, girl. And he like, leans over and he's
like, what? And I was like, girl, I think
the boys were a little aggressive with you.
And he was like, what? And I was like, what?
Just look in the mirror. He looks in the mirror.

(08:58):
And keep in mind he's brushing his teeth.
I'm trying to communicate with him with toothbrush in my mouth,
too. Yep.
Yep. Yeah.
So then he's like. And.
Like, and literally spits toothpaste into my eye.
I can't beat this up. And I was like, he's like, Oh my
fucking he's like, am I going tosee those fucking gays?

(09:19):
I'm going to fucking. He's like, what are we 17?
Like what are we in high school doing this all over this fucking
mess, fucking mess. So do we.
So we had to wear a fucking scarf all day.
Like he brought, you know, like gays do their bandanas.
So it worked out like thank God for fashion.
Honestly, that I I would have been so fucking pissed.

(09:40):
Oh yeah, I would have been irate.
Well, and it was funny. I remember like dancing with
them. And then there were these
moments where I was like, God, God, like, you're like that
fucking sucker fish on the side of the aquarium.
I'm like fuck off. Man, there's no algae here.
Yeah, fish are friends, not food.
You know, fish are friends, not food.

(10:00):
Shoot roads, not guns. Anyway, I just had to share
that. I just asked for permission to
share that story. Thank goodness so.
Thank you, darling. Kisses.
Kisses. Kisses.
Well, now she's going on it's. We've got a lot to talk about.
No, we've got a lot to unpack, so let's go get her off and dive
right in. Get into it.

(10:22):
OK, so I feel like there's only one place to start.
The very peeking heat. Season 2 episode 1 confidence.
We love calm. I'm sorry, I just like it's
really hard for my mind to graspthat like this doesn't feel like
it was that long ago, but then it also feels like it was ages
ago that we were in PV. Yes, yes.

(10:44):
You know what I mean? Yeah, I feel like my inner self
has accelerated far into the future.
No, 100%. Oh.
Yes. But we, you know, confidence, we
were in PV, we were there for Bacons birthday, we had Bacon
joining us for episode 1 of season 2.
Yes, we did. Ton of fun, lots of cackles.
What sticks out for you? My God.

(11:05):
Well, I think back to the moment.
So obviously we had a whole episode that we'll talk about
soon related to douching. And how ironic then was it that
Bacon forgot to bring his doucheliterally.
And then I had a douching crisisthat in PV that we talked about
in episode 9. Sure, with the hose and
everything. Yeah, so fire hydrant galore.

(11:27):
Backlash after like when we all left and you stayed?
Yes. Well, hey, oops, oops.
Oopsie. No.
And obviously we have these moments where we get to share
our stories with our listeners and each other.
Sure. And it just reminds me of those
moments that we had on the rooftop of Spartacus.
You and I, yes. Literally 5:00 AM cracked out,

(11:49):
towel around our waist. Bottles of water in hand.
And Gatorade. And Gatorade just sitting there.
Look, I love you, Biscuit. Love you, biscuit.
And I, I also think back of, I don't know how I did that to my
body. Like that was such a short, Like
we were there for four or five days, whatever it was, four
nights like and I really didn't sleep.

(12:12):
No, you. No.
You didn't know I did I I left no crumbs in PVS.
I licked those bitches off the floor.
You are not Hansel and Gretel. She did not find her way home.
No, my God, we had to like, put you on a stretcher to get you on
the plane. Literally, I feel like in our
like larger group of friends Biscuit, we have adopted the yes

(12:35):
yes C slogan. Everybody has.
Everybody has it has become it'll be it'll pop up in a group
chat every now and then. Yes, yes, C And it brings so
much joy to to my life. It does.
I'm waiting for Duolingo just tolike grab on, just be like they
should. Yes, yes, C, yes, yes.
And it's just. Yes.
It's beautiful, beautiful. I also think that there are a
few follow-ups of things that have happened.

(12:56):
Yes. So outside of just yes, yes, C
becoming A now a standard norm, I just loved receiving a text
message from you because you hada friend who went to PB after we
did and was at Mantamar. Yep, Yep.
And there happened to be a picture.

(13:16):
Yes. Would you like to elaborate?
Yes, so we were there for Bacon's birthday.
I had printed off a bunch of pictures of him.
It was very thoughtful. Thank you.
Thank you. And so we had like a little
moment, you know, bought a cake that nobody ate, you know, the
whole 9 yards, right? It'll be a cupcake next.
Time I did actually try it. Oh, that one cracked out night
just so I could say I did. Thank God somebody had.

(13:37):
OK, thank you. That makes me feel better.
Someone did try the cake. Yeah, but we had the cake, so we
had the whole moment. So I printed off some photos,
put them up like in one of the Airbnb's we were saying.
And so anyways, one of the boys always brought all of those
photos to the cabana at Mantamarthe next day.
So there were just photos of bacon that were just kind of
left there, right. So I'm just like bopping around,

(13:58):
having my like, normal weekend out or whatever.
And one of my friends sends me aphoto and I can very much tell
that it's the Mantamar, like pool bar.
And I'm like, OK, like work diva.
Nice. Why are you sending me this
photo? Look closer.
And he goes zoom in. And I'm like zoom in and I'm
like looking to see maybe I knowsomeone in the background.
Girl. I zoom into the like napkin

(14:19):
holder and there's a picture of bacon, bacon.
Bacon is chilling right next to the napkins.
Listen, I think the quote was this man is never allowed back.
No, literally. So they they were like, wait, we
know, we know that guy. And the bartender was like,
yeah, so he's never allowed backhere.
I think he's going to have to gothrough gay crisis and bleach
his hair. Bleach.

(14:40):
His hair Absolutely, absolutely never take a hat off.
Yeah, the whole the whole 9. Yards.
What? My fucking God, that's just
beautiful. I love that.
Yep. And then I think we talk about
it in, Yeah, episode 9. But jury's still out on the
Mexican water and douching, Yeah.
I don't, I don't know. No, I don't and we even I didn't
knew and we even tried to like ask some of our experts.

(15:02):
And we asked. Nobody for.
John to know that gay doctor andhe didn't know so again
listeners if you know. Let us know.
Give us a call. Yep, we would love that, but
otherwise I'm just going to be bringing my yeah pallet of water
bottles. Literally.
Yep. God bless.
Next time we're there, yeah, it's just going to be jugs of
water. This is douching water.
I mean, you can drink it if you'd like.
However, first first and foremost, it is for douching.

(15:25):
1st come for coming, yeah. Like.
So just to kind of wrap up Episode 1, because we got a lot
to get through. I think one key thing, obviously
this is titled confidence. It was all about finding your
own confidence and comfort in and exploring and being your
feral self. Because honestly, when you're
having fun, you're probably living your most authentic life.

(15:47):
Absolutely. And that's fucking attractive.
People are drawn to that kind ofenergy.
And fuck yeah, bitch. Yeah, agreed.
I think the other thing is right, like group trips require
organization, yes, and versatility.
Yes, all of us got our V cards. Stand we Sure did we.
We punched that we've got, we resubscribed.
It was great. So thank goodness, I think we

(16:09):
did the community service. Yeah, we did.
We did. We did.
Community service. But yeah, so much fun, so much
fun. So anyway.
Any who. On to our second episode, Dating
Dynamics. So Pete, I feel like this one
started off with your story about a guy who kind of cocked,

(16:32):
teased you all night and then was like, oh, sorry, I have a
boyfriend. 100% And I'm sitting there and I'm like, what?
So what are we doing here? Yeah, like, I'm not trying to
marry you. You know what I mean?
Like, OK, So what? I'm just confused.
Yes. Hated that.
Hate. Hate, hate.
Double hate. Loathe entirely.
I feel like again, that's that should just be like an upfront
conversation. Then I'm like, hey, you just
need to know what I'm. This is where things are at,

(16:54):
yes. Yep, that's just the plan.
Sorry, Biscuit, what are we talking about?
Communication. God forbid.
Oh no, God forbid. Speaking of surprises, in this
episode was when I introduced the surprise I had.
Yep, in one of my relationships in the past where a gentleman
surprise pissed inside me. Yep, surprise piss.

(17:16):
Like it was just not something you really want.
No, not really. Especially when you're writing
them correct and gravity is not your friend, correct?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Well, and then I think like we also talked about talking seeing
dating exclusive, right, the platinum pro tier, like getting
access to the lounge. You know what I mean?

(17:36):
The fight benefits of it all. It's true.
I mean, and there are how you define it.
Again, I think this goes back tothe point you just made about
communication, right? Have the conversation with the
person that you're seeing. Yep.
Or people that you're seeing or whatever your situation might
be. Yep.
And just clearly articulate whatyou feel, what you want, what
you're looking for. So everybody's on the same page
and so everybody's also using the same terminology because

(17:59):
things might mean different things to other people.
Absolutely. Yeah.
Defining what that is, Yeah, I agree.
I agree and part of that, though, I think when it comes to
the communication, because a lotof people get a little worried
about, you know, am I going to say the right thing?
Am I going to fuck something up?Is this is this too taboo for me
to be bringing up this early on in the relationship?

(18:19):
You know, if you're feeling it? I think the rule of thumb and I,
I, I know we've said this a few times throughout the season, but
is just, you can't say the wrongthing to the right person.
Yep. I just think if you can lean
into that concept, you're going to find a lot of happiness.
I feel like we talked about on the episode, and if we didn't,
then this was definitely something missed.
But it just kind of triggered for me just this moment.

(18:40):
But I feel like it's, you know, be yourself.
So if you want to make sure you have that conversation, have the
conversation, right? It's always, I have this
conversation with a friend of mine that's like, oh, should I
send that guy a message? I don't.
It's like if you, if that's who you are, if that's what you want
to do, do it. Yeah, do it.
Have the conversation. Because the other thing is if
you suppress those things that are yourself, yeah, then it's

(19:03):
just going to come out later andget fucked up later one. 100
percent, 100%. And I guess here's the spill of
the beans. And I kind of did earlier, but
since we're talking about datingdynamics, I know home alone, but
biscuits booked she's she's booked up boys with her boy and
no, and that's been great that it's funny.
This this relationship kind of initiated just before the season

(19:27):
started. So it was evolving very
interesting because he's also anavid listener.
So we had a lot of conversationscoming out tell.
Me about this time. How about that Puerto Vallarta
trip, huh? You know, I will say in some
ways, maybe it even helped some of our communication because I
had to be upfront to say, hey, you need to know you're going to

(19:47):
hear about this. And I don't have anything to
hide about it. We've had conversations on date
one that was just like, you knowwhat?
Dating sucks as it is. Like, it's hard enough because
there's so much time. It's effort and everything.
So you owe it to yourself and tothe other person just to lean
in. Be yourself, just as you
suggested, because you're gonna be you in the end.
Correct. So there's no hiding that.
Don't. Don't bait and switch, bitch.

(20:08):
Correct, correct. Yeah, just bait.
Bust it, Just bait. OK, I love.
I know you. That was my yes, that was that
was like my go to on Pornhub forthe.
Longest time. I mean, there's something about
straight guys, right? Yeah, they're like supposed to
be some of them. I was like, OK, now you're I've
seen you and. I'm like, I love the fantasy.

(20:30):
But some of the other ones, I was like, Vince, I'm convinced.
But takeaways from this episode,right?
We already talked about it. Communication.
Yeah. Over assumption, right.
You know what happens when you assume?
Yes, you know. You eat ass, correct?
But not good ass. Like she ain't fresh.
No. Gross.
Yeah, but dusty. Say the things, Text the man,
text the woman. Do it.

(20:51):
Just do it. Yeah.
And you know what? Like I think the other thing too
is when it comes to talking about it like dating terms,
there aren't there isn't like a set list of it's not like the 10
commandments. No, there isn't some gay Moses.
There's that Catholicism. Oh, and the other thing too?
Consent. Super sexy, correct?
We've talked about that in our party episodes and etiquette.

(21:12):
But I think the other thing is like consent, all forms of it,
whether that's in like what you're looking to experience
with this person, if you're looking to go into say a
monogamish or just a general nonmonogamous situation like that.
Consent is sexy because then you're not cheating if you're
talking about it right? But clearly define what that is.
Maybe ask consent before you peein somebody.

(21:35):
I think that's just common courtesy.
Common courtesy. Common courtesy.
But that's what happens when youassume, right?
Yes, well, actually, Oh my God, I didn't realize this, but that
was a pretty good segue to our next episode all about this.
Etiquette. It is all about party etiquette.
PE classes in session. In session. 201.
Correct. Intermediate level.
Well, I feel like we talked a lot about a lot of things in

(21:56):
this episode, but I think the standouts for me were really
talking about pregame after, like if you're hosting.
Oh yes, you know what I mean. Yeah, and I feel like we perhaps
we didn't cover that in Season 1.
No. So I feel like this was a great
entry because I feel a lot of our feral friends want to
support their feral friends. Yep.
And this enables that by hosting.

(22:18):
So we want to cover all, we wantto be totally versed.
Absolutely, absolutely. Podcast also then like when
you're inviting guests over or if you are a guest, what to do
things like best practices like I don't know, ask if you should
can bring something, yes, or just proactively bring something
as kind of a kind gesture to those.
Correct. Well, I think you had a great
game that you released on the onthe podcast.

(22:40):
Oh, yes, spin the poppers. Yes, yes, yes, see.
Yes, see. It's RF KS favorite.
Yeah. Stop it.
Why you gotta go get me all pissed off?
Because we're going to start ourown Poppers brand. 3 lines. 3
lines. That sounds like fun, but yes,

(23:03):
of course it's have fun. Get fucked and get Ferrell.
Don't go by. No, no, we're not done yet.
But no, I think you're absolutely right.
Like in the making sure that you're not showing up empty
handed to the pregame, right? Like making sure that hey,
you've got the things that you need to bring, whatever that
might be. Maybe they're drinks, maybe
they're little mixers, maybe it's maybe they're just vibes.

(23:25):
Yes, you know, sometimes that's all you need.
Sometimes you're just all you need to believe.
Yes. We also talked though about the
like Spotify playlist list of itall, yes and the music in the
background. So maybe if you're, I don't
know, Apple people, you'd be crazy, but no biscuits.
But they exist. They do exist.
They do exist. Oh my God, that Eminem

(23:46):
commercial. Yes, yes, yes.
Anyway, I do think that's important.
And remind me, didn't you have? Isn't there a follow up to this
story? Girl, yes, I have two things on
Spotify all right. One, Bacon and I Funnily enough,
we were out and about this wasn't too long ago.
We definitely after this episode, but we were out and
about. We ended up at this afters and

(24:07):
it was a group of people that I was familiar with.
I knew almost everyone in the room, like at the apartment.
Wouldn't say I was like Kiki besties with anyone else there,
right, But so they're like we'vegot a Spotify jam going, feel
free to add. So like they're playing some
abracadabra, Lady Gaga playing some Jake McRae, like very like
pop girlies moment and all our feral friends.

(24:29):
You biscuit. Everybody knows I love to add
something to the queue, to the jam.
Just add. More takeover, yes, but I read
the room and I said OK, we don'tknow these people that well.
Yeah. So we're just gonna queue one
song and see the crowds reaction.
Well, it wasn't good, it wasn't good, it wasn't good.

(24:50):
I cued the song and it was just like a Sigala came here for love
like remix. So like very poppy, fun, upbeat,
still words. It wasn't like super EDM techno
or anything. So it comes on and the host
whips his head around and is like, who played this song?
Somebody skip it. And I look at Bacon.
I just look at him and I go, well, I'm not owning up to this.

(25:12):
I mean, obviously in the Spotifyjam, you can see who puts the
song on. So they really wanted to know
they could find out. But I were all cracked out
anyway. Correct?
But. I was like, I'm not owning up to
this well. I mean, well, I will say, okay
for that host though, that's aggressive, right?
I would maybe just kindly suggest like, oh, I really liked

(25:33):
the previous songs. Maybe we we should like, let's
find that vibe again. Or just skip it.
I'd be like, oh, OK, message received.
Yeah. Yeah, we don't need to make a
fucking showcase. Correct.
Fucking Bob Barker showcase showdown on The Price is Right
like Jesus fucking cries. Literally.
Yeah, pet spayed and neutered bitches, literally.
But. On that same token, on that same

(25:53):
whatever wavelength, sure, sure.Wavelength.
On that same playlist. On that same playlist, yes.
But come on, we have started ourFeral Music Fridays.
Yes, we have. So we have a fun little playlist
which you can find link in our bio on the website wherever, but
it is to Spotify. And so we just have like some
nice little bops, some feral music.

(26:15):
Pete. That is a Pete creation.
Creation. Creation of curation.
Yeah, yes, it is beautiful. I love it.
It is great. I mean, like, so if you need to
get a vibe going, here's a good place to start.
We're also taking recommendations.
Yeah, please. We will not be like that host.
We just will quietly not at it. Correct or remove it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't know, I could see

(26:37):
that being a whole thing in the future.
Like maybe we set vibes. Absolutely.
We've got the pregame, we've gotThe Afters.
Got the sexy time and we got thechill afters.
We got the sexy afters. Sorry, side question, yeah, I
have a really good friend, movedto another city, Lovely.
And so he messaged me over the weekend, and I have a playlist

(26:59):
that I work out, too. And it's just like, has so many
songs in it, and it has just grown and grown and grown.
And he texted me over the weekend, he was at somebody's
birthday party, so a lot of people at this house party.
And he was like, hey, I just want you to know we're playing
that playlist at this birthday party.
And I said, I'm going to cry. Yeah.
I love that. That is my love language.

(27:20):
I said thank you so much. I'd like to thank the Academy.
Pete's heart will go on. I love that.
But I was like. You don't know how much is.
Your Instagram this is a beautiful You are helping people
across the globe now. On my Spotify playlist, yes.

(27:42):
So just to recap the episode, I just think that it's important
that we remind our friends, yeah, that the pregame sets the
tone. Absolutely.
Carry on and carry through the party feral unto others as you
would like to be feraled. Don't stand in fucking hallways.
Get out of the bathroom, do yourbump, get the fuck out.
Oh wait, sorry Biscuit, before we go on, I just the hill that

(28:04):
you will forever die on. Oh yes, yes, the fucking flash.
On the dance. Floor on the dance floor
specifically. Bitch I feel like this this.
I got her so. Fired.
She's all fired. Out there she is.
Biscuits brewing, yes. Oh my God, she's like RFK.

(28:26):
Here comes the NSA. That is something I will die
because like, it drives me bonkers when it's a dark space,
when it's underground, girl, take the flash elsewhere, take
it outside. Get the fuck out of here, girl,
cuz my fucking troll will come out.
Yep, I'm just gonna let loose. I'm gonna go crazy.
I'm gonna just like, tear thingsapart.

(28:47):
Yeah, scream. Correct.
I'm. Gonna ruin your photo with my
cracky Jacky face. Like it's gonna be beautiful.
Not beautiful. It's gonna be horrible.
Correct, correct. Beautiful for me, not really.
It's gonna look horrible all around so.
But other than the the hill thatbiscuits dying on, if you're a
guest, make sure you bring in something.
Yeah, right. Yeah, That's the best party
etiquette, right? Like, and make sure my thing is

(29:08):
I always just communicate with the host like, hey, what do you
need? Do you need me to bring a pack
of ice? Do you need, do you need my
energy to be high when I get in there?
Is is it dead? Like, what do you need me to do?
Yeah, I'm a show pony. Yes, yes.
Slap me on the ass and watch me go.
And she will gallop girls. She will parade.
She will. Was it Prancer sizing?
Do you remember that video? Oh, my God.

(29:28):
Let's go. Let's go.
Look at you. Why the long face?
OK, any who? Any who onto our next episode.
Who was our next guest of the season?
Yes, simply the fest. Yes, loved.
Of course, this dropped right atthe time of Coachella.
Yep, I know we've since talked about this.
Like this is going to have to bea thing.

(29:48):
Like it has to. I think we need to talk to lips
about lips. Sold me on.
It getting into Mystopia for next year's Burning Man
experience. Yeah, I'm so in.
I'm so so in. For me, we've talked about this,
I've done the EDC's of the world, right?
And I and I have a blast. And I like like the smaller
music festivals. I like the I just, I'm obsessed

(30:09):
with all of those things. And I feel like Burning Man is
just like that next step. And it's not equal.
It's kind of in its own direction.
And I love it because I I'm herefor it.
I want to do it. Yeah, I feel like it's community
to the Max, right? Like, literally Burning Man
creates a community out in the middle of the desert, right?
So I think that is, first of all, super fucking cool.
Yeah, and I just feel that it really allows for you to immerse

(30:33):
yourself and to discover throughthat, like, who you are, like
what you're interested in by going out and exploring.
It creates that sense of community within the chaos.
It allows you to get involved inthings and try new things out.
But I think that's also important, too.
It's like this is not festivals and things like this especially
should be more about building community, supporting one

(30:54):
another. It's not just about going and
consuming. Like, don't be that asshole,
right? Participate and provide the
experience, meaning that you should be equally contributing
to the good vibes, yeah. Well, and I think being open
minded too, I think we talk about this in another episode,
but it's just like making sure that you're coming into this

(31:14):
with an open mind. I feel like Burning Man is a
little bit different because I mean, not to be dramatic, but
there's like a survival element of it too.
Oh, totally. But like, you know, I feel like,
sorry, this is going to be my like, grandpa hat on for a
second. But I'm like, I feel like so
many people get wrapped up in these musical musicals, these

(31:35):
music festivals, But the people get so wrapped up in these music
festivals for the pictures and like the social media bit of it
all, which is which is great. And I love turning a cute little
outfit and the look at these things.
But it's like the experience that you're sharing with your
friends and even with strangers and this just like amazing space

(31:55):
where you're just coexisting in this amazing point in time.
Totally. Like that's what it's about,
yeah. So real quick side quest on
that. So I mentioned earlier that I
was just in Denver and I saw a purple disco machine at Red
Rocks, and one of the observations my whole group had
was that we didn't see really many people in the audience on
their phones. Like they were there to

(32:15):
experience. It wasn't a lot of people out
recording what was going on. They were there to live in the
moment. And that to me was so freaking
cool because I feel like so muchof that has been lost in a lot
of these types of experiences. Agreed.
The other thing I'll add about our experience there was that
when we arrived, we picked our spot out in the general

(32:35):
admission section and we happen to be by these really nice
people that were also visiting town but had made all I remember
in this episode you talked aboutlike the festival candy of
sorts. So all of the bracelets, all the
little things you give out. So this couple behind us like
gave my boyfriend these like little teddy bear earrings, cute

(32:59):
and so cute. Then we were on the Jumbotron
because of them and like got called out for the earrings and
his good vibe and then we kissedon them.
I know that's my gay agenda. It was no, it was really cute,
but it was super fun. We got so I still have the
little bracelet. My bracelet says Bitty.

(33:19):
And I was like, is it because I'm 80, 'cause I'm just so
small. I'm itty bitty, right?
She was like that. Yeah, yeah.
Uh huh. It was not that.
And then we got invited to go hang out with him in Santa Fe
for this, like, balloon festival.
And I was like, that's fucking cool.
This balloon festival that's like the biggest hot air balloon
festival in the world, I'm pretty sure.
I think you're right. Yeah, yes.
But yeah, they're like balloon. Festival, come on.

(33:40):
Like hot air balloon? Yes, yes, yes.
But it was really lovely. And it's that sense of
community, like, no, let's all have a good time.
I wanna share with you and have a good experience.
We're gonna be around, so let's just build a good vibe together.
Yeah. Fuck yeah.
Can we just extend that to more of life?
Right. Agreed.
Agreed, but I think takeaways, right?
Festivals are feral fun, they just require planning.

(34:01):
Yes, money, yes being hydrated. Like just general health.
Yes. Oh, Speaking of, I loved the
fact that Jonah mentioned douching at Burning Man.
No. Literally.
That in episode 9? Yep.
Douching on a dime, baby I. Know after episode I was like,
wow, this is five weeks later. This is beautiful.
I also, I think I was maybe talking about it in this episode

(34:21):
and I couldn't remember, but there's this.
It's called Honcho camp out and that's where my friend was going
and where he was telling me thatthey have to douche in the porta
potties. Yeah, usually with the water
bottle with the attachment and but it's honcho.
Honcho came out. Lovely, okay, Find it on our
website. Yeah, correct.
Yeah. But I do love that, and again, I
think the community makes the chaos totally worth it, even if

(34:42):
it is bopping around through thetweenies of Coachella.
I mean, if you go to see lady gotta perform like that, honey,
Worth it, worth it. That is an experience to like
tell your children about. But you know what I also think
it's I think you mentioned this to me before we started
recording. It was like this concept of
managing your expectations before you go in.
Yeah. Try not to maybe build up what

(35:04):
you think it's going to be. Yeah.
Just let the experience happen. Yeah.
And find beauty in that. Absolutely.
I think that in and of itself isbeautiful.
Well, and especially knowing whoyou're going with, right?
So if you know that you're gonnashare, you're like, hey, no
matter what, I'm sharing this experience with this person or
these people. Yeah, like that should be
enough. Totally.
You know, absolutely. I mean, and it's going to be

(35:24):
different, yes. So like for example, I was at
Red rocks with my sister. I was not going to be super
cracky Jacky perhaps, but we bonded.
It was beautiful. Like it was a really moment
where we like, I felt like our our relationship even gotten
deeper. It was really cute.
I love that. Yeah.
Very cute. Very cute.
It was great. OK, well, on to episode 5.

(35:45):
Halfway. Oh.
Oh, we're halfway there. Peets and biscuits, ABC's of
partying, which I feel like kindof goes hand in hand with some
of the things that we've talked about, but I feel like this was
just specific to hey, how are wegoing to find a party?
Yes, you know. Well bitch, I went through this,
yes. On my trip to Denver.
And I am so grateful for your little recommendation, your

(36:08):
little tip. Thank you.
Right. So I will say, and one thing I
would recommend. So first of all, that tip was to
go to a party or a locate like avenue, their Instagram, and then
look at their tagged photos to see what other people are
wearing when they go to those parties.
Super smart, helped a ton. The other thing I will say is I

(36:29):
actually consulted ChatGPT. It was just like, all right, so
I'm looking for an experience atan underground, say house music,
maybe slightly pop music type ofbar that is like this bar in
this city. So I actually gave it an example
to try to give it context. OK, sure.

(36:49):
And then it provided me with a list of different places to
check out. So then I went to their
Instagram pages and their websites to see what events were
going on that weekend. Yep, and it was super helpful.
I love that. Yeah, boom.
One thing we also talked about was the concept of like word of
mouth being so critical and important.

(37:10):
I outside of my sister, my sister's not necessarily as big
into the scene as I am, so I couldn't necessarily ask her for
advice. I did ask some friends around
here, but there wasn't a ton. My boyfriend, however, did have
a friend who lived there and connected him to somebody that
lived there. And then we got to meet up with
that person. He brought us along to a party

(37:32):
and see and then six hours laterhe had two hickeys.
Love you babe, night well spent.Yes, honey, Oh my God.
But so ask around, because I think it's totally it's totally
worth. It yeah, I think the other thing
just on the flip side of all of that, you just said Biscuit is
like not every party deserves your time.

(37:56):
Yes, You know what I mean? Oh yes, like knowing when not to
go as well. Yeah, through all of the things
that we just kind of talked about, right.
Like, OK, you've talked to maybesome people and they're like
you've gone to like their onlinepresence.
Maybe there's not a whole, you know what I mean?
So maybe just knowing when not to not to put your eggs in that
basket. I totally agree.
And the other thing I will say too is you might go to a party

(38:17):
and it might not be what you want.
Right. So maybe bringing back a plan.
Yes, have a Plan B, Yeah. Or if you're going to maybe plan
out a second destination and then if you need to move up the
timing of your arrival of that second destination, you can do
so. Same thing happened again in
Denver. At first, the first stop was
maybe not quite the vibe we werelooking for, but still good,

(38:38):
good music. But I wanted my shirt off.
Nobody's going to take their shirt off there.
And I was like I want. To go.
Thanks. See.
You later it was great, great choices.
So not every party deserves timetrust.
People don't just like look at the promotions because you know
a lot of averages are going to be put behind something.
So when you can word of mouth that's going to be a true tell

(39:00):
Yep. And then yeah, you're you're
beautiful. Recommendation to check those
tag photos. I thought it should be on like
some bumper stickers or like something.
Yeah, honestly, we should write a self help book.
New York Times bestseller. Oh God, yes.
Next up. Yes, our next guest.
Our next guest, my sweet baby Angel Baby Alex.

(39:24):
Alex. Oh my God, TikTok on the new
block, on the new block. And girl, he is all settled into
his apartment in Chicago. We're so thrilled for him.
If you're settled, you're. Following his journey on Insta
or TikTok or wherever you get your news.
Speaking of that, yes, since theepisode aired, I think it was

(39:45):
that week. Oh yeah, he'd hit a million
TikTok followers. That's so true, which is so
exciting. What a milestone.
I know especially after sitting here and talking to him and him
basically kind of talking us through how he got started and
it was just like A and. Then to see him hit that.
And see him hit that is crazy. So, so cool.
I'm just so happy for you, Alex.Yeah, so congratulations again.

(40:05):
Great job. Baby, great job and you know
she's. Been settling into the city,
haven't heard a great time. Yep, if you follow his little
journey on any of the social media platforms, you may know
that he made a friend in Tanya. Yes.
Tanya, a little girl similar to Tanya and White Lotus.

(40:25):
Yeah, yeah. Skis are trying to kill, yeah.
But she, she was his what? Like shining light her.
His savior. Knight in shining armor.
There we go. I think that's probably where I
was trying. To like a Joan of Arc type of
thing. Yeah, yeah.
But Alex was, you know, out in the alley having a little bit of
fun. One of the one of the first
nights he was in Chicago, that's.

(40:45):
What it does? And had, I don't know why he did
this, but he had his bag with his backpack and journals and
computer and all the, all of histhings, all the things passport
I think like and somehow it got lost.
That is crazy. And then his good pal Tanya, she
found it, gave him a call. Yeah, and she delivered it.
That is amazing there. Are good people out?

(41:06):
There, there are, Tanya, you area fucking Angel.
Yes, boy, it was cute. He like got her some flowers.
When he went to meet up with her, I was like, oh, this is so.
Cute, you know, Alex. Just good people.
Just good people. Just good people.
Just good people. I did really love hearing a lot
about his journey from, Like, Being whole, like, authentic
person through his content creation rather than, like,
identify necessarily as an influencer.

(41:27):
Yes, yeah, I loved his story about moving to Chicago and the
whole dresser and the drawer flying open the ashes of his
dog. Yep, next to the vibrator and
dildo. Crazy, crazy.
But I think you just done it just a second ago.
But I just wanted to come back to it was like his perspective
of I'm not a polished, you know,get ready with me skin care, you

(41:50):
know, content creator, right? Yeah.
It's a I'm sitting at home in mymoo moo, or I'm in the bathtub,
you know, smoking a joint. And it's just like real shit.
Yeah, you know, and I love it. And obviously there's lots of
people who appeal to that content.
Yeah, well, it makes you relatable.
And I think that we mentioned this earlier in this episode,
just the concept of like being more authentic is naturally

(42:11):
attractive for people. So lean into who you are baby,
because you are beautiful. Right.
So I think that vulnerability isa really beautiful piece like
that, that authenticity, it allows you to really unlock your
potential and be creative in whether that's online or just
offline in the real world. Yeah, I agree.

(42:32):
So from being authentic. Yes, yes.
Let's move on to being a hoe. Yes, yes.
I know, right? Let's go, girls, Let's go.
Yeah. And I'll be honest, I don't know
if I'm ever going to leave my hoe face.
No, and that's OK. That is, yeah, I think it's
beautiful. I think I'll be there with you.
Yes, yes, you will bitch. But there were a lot of good
stories we had in here. I mean, this was, wasn't this

(42:52):
the episode where you went on about being called Mother Goose?
Oh my God, yes. So we were in an Uber after like
a tea dance moment. I was with you and another one
of our friends and we've talked about this.
We talked about in this episode when both of us are on things.
Yeah. I am forming all of the

(43:13):
thoughts. I'm forming, forming thoughts
out of thin air. I'm taking light years, eons to
tell a story. Yeah.
And you just can't form a sentence usually.
Yeah. And that's OK.
That's OK. That's OK.
I'm taking your words for. Yes.
I appreciate that. But we were in the back of this
Uber and I was just going on andon when we were in PV for
Bacon's birthday. We're into this guy and I'm very
much like I take on like a motherly care of our friends

(43:37):
when we're out. And so this guy that we met at
Mantamar, he was like, oh, you're like Mother Goose, Mother
Goose. So I had just had a whole moment
in the Uber where I'm like, what's fucking cute about a
goose? There's nothing cute about a
fucking goose. Geese are ugly.
I don't know, bitch. Have you seen the movie Flyway
Home I It is adorable. It's about all right.

(43:58):
So this like girl, she like has to take care of this like little
Gosling and then raises it and then she's got to set it free
but doesn't know it's got to like fly.
So then it ends with her like she's got this like little go
Kart paraglide type thing. Oh, she's going to fly with the
geese, Yeah. She flies with the geese I know.
And so she flies them. Yeah.
By South for the winter. I.

(44:19):
Guess. Let me tell you, the only
Gosling I want is Ryan. Oh fuck yeah, thank you, fuck
yeah thank you. But there is a quick uplifting
moment, Uplift being kind of thepoint, because did you know the
reason that geese fly in AV is because when they flap their
wings, it actually supports the people.
Like the people, the bird in thefront actually is the hardest

(44:39):
bird because everybody's drafting off of the other birds.
Oh, so that's the strong bitch, The.
Strong bitch. And then they rotate so they
take turns as they fly and because the draft from 1
supports the other so it's easier.
So beautiful. Because if we just lift each
other up, this is like your Judy's.
Your Judy's like rolling out as little hoes in the street.

(45:00):
As geese. As geese.
So you're saying we need to walkin AV formation now?
Yeah, come on, ladies. Now let's get in formation.
Come on, BAE. I love it.
Yes. So I think you you raise us up.
You lift us up. I love that.
Yeah. Full Josh Groban.
That's right. You heard it.
You heard it here, folks. You heard it here.
Yes, yes. But yeah, that's how that's how

(45:20):
we started. And I feel like it just went
from one thing to the next with this episode.
It did. We kind of just went into a ton
of stories about our cracky Jackie moments.
And we talked about this just a few minutes ago, but it's like,
you know, do you ever really leave your whole face?
Maybe, maybe not. And that's OK.
Yeah, totally fine. Your whole phase is sacred.
It is sick. It is.
It is religion. That was actually the comment.

(45:41):
How is a religion? Oh is a religion.
I do think, though, that it is pretty beautiful because when
drugs lift us up where we belong, it's true because you
just become the most therapeutic, supportive friend
when you're just like having a Kiki moment as you're cracked
out. They can sometimes be the best

(46:01):
therapist. Yeah.
Absolutely. I'm just suggesting.
The fun little conversations that you have, My God,
absolutely. Well, I think we've even talked
about it, right? Like maybe even came up during
this episode. I don't remember for certain,
but like SBC and I, we were in an Uber on our way home right?
It was absolutely this episode. Yeah, I thought so.
I was like, wait a second, this absolutely happened.
But when we were talking about acouple of our friends, like
seeing each other, talking to each other, and I just looked at

(46:23):
SBC and I was like, what are they?
They're gonna fucking stop. Yeah, just real talk, when are
they gonna stop? Yeah, we just do.
We have to do, we have to keep doing this.
Yeah, well, love that. And I also love our next
episode. Yes, yes, this.
This was something I've been excited about for a while.
Yes, you have. I love me some fetish moments.
And it was so great to hear Jonah's perspective.
I truly thought that he was actually kind of inspirational.

(46:46):
Like it was like, girl, he's like the gay Obama.
I feel like between the two of us, we're pretty much like an
open book regardless, like as itis.
And I feel like just talking to him, he made it so like casual
and chill to talk about all of these things that are, I'm
putting up air quotes here, taboo.
And he's just like chatting and kicking with us as if it's like,

(47:08):
you know, water cooler talk, which that's what it should be.
Absolutely. And it just was like very
amazing and fulfilling all at the same time that I was like,
wait, this is cool. This is.
Wonderful. Yeah.
Yeah. The stories though, Oh my God.
Wild. Wild the harmonica tickling
moment. That that, that one, the other
one that I'm sure we'll we'll touch on the slime one.
Like blew my mind, yes. The blew my mind.

(47:31):
I yeah, I think we were jokinglycalling it Nick at night.
Yep. Yes, yes.
I'll cover you with some kind ofslam.
The adult version of Nick at Night.
Yeah. There was something that I never
thought about that I thought wasso insightful that he shared
related to the concept about being somebody who's helping
somebody explore something new. Yeah.

(47:51):
And how to approach it as it relates to guiding them through
almost like a series of questions that you're helping
them understand their comfort level with something that
they've never experienced. They don't know what to
benchmark it against. Yeah.
So they're figuring it all out real time just as much as you
are figuring out how they are and where you can go.
So this is, again, I think this concept of communication being

(48:13):
key is so, so critical to ensurethat everybody's happy, healthy,
comfortable, having fun. Because you might find something
you had no idea, yeah, that you liked is something that it's
just like. Whoa, has me turned it on.
Yeah, that hit a button I didn'tknow I have.
Correct. Yeah.
And I love that. It's just all about building

(48:36):
trust and community in a way. Yeah.
Because the kink community is beautiful.
Yeah. And just this past weekend, I
know was like one of the big kink weekends in Chicago.
IML super, super fun and just. And as Jonah noted, some of the
sweetest guys like just the. People, I was just going to say
that. Amazing.
I loved he was talking about at one point was like the most Dom

(48:59):
guys are the sweetest after right.
So after they're done doing their thing, it's like, oh, I
actually made some cookies earlier.
Do you want me to get you like some cookies and it's.
Like yes picture I do that sounds really cool.
Let's kinky cuddle and have a good time.
After you got done throwing me around, you want to go get me
some no bake cookies? Cool.
Yeah. You know, it's important just to

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know. Like Kinky's totally valid.
It is incredibly personal, and because of that, it merits and
deserves so much care, attention, and communication.
Yep. You know, but like, let's be
real, sex can also be hilarious.There are gonna be funny moments
like when there's like a silly noise made or something, correct
and laugh about it because like girl, sex is fun.

(49:40):
Yep. So just lean in and you know
what? Sometimes those little moments
of comedy can maybe even make ithotter.
Absolutely. Well, I think I 100% talked
about it here and I think I talked about it in Season 1 too.
But there was like an orgy moment that I came to, yeah.
And came to, he went to yeah. And on the way out, one of the
guys was like, hey, like, just appreciate how like light

(50:03):
hearted and stuff that you were about this because I was like,
well, yeah, girl, it's weird. I don't know.
You know, you people like and we're butt ass naked.
We're doing all these things together.
Like there's nothing normal about this.
Like what's laughing at fun about it?
Yeah. You know, it's not like you're
sitting around the break room, correct?
At the local church or something, right?
Yeah. Right.
I was like. And so when Jonah said that, I'm

(50:25):
like, yeah, absolutely, absolutely.
We should laugh about it. Yeah, So what I also love
though, is that Jonah actually then joined us for our next
episode. Yes, we know that Biscuits been
dying for this episode. I was just dying for the secret
you were that we were going to unlock the bridge to Terabithia,
if you will. Yep, I was waiting for Doctor

(50:45):
John or Jonah to say. Biscuit.
You are doing it all wrong. You're.
Spending too much time. Inside out.
And I was like, I was sitting here and I go, Oh my gosh,
please, please. Because could you imagine how
much more time I could get with Biscuit if he wasn't douching?
I would be. We would run the world.
I would be so productive. And then when the answer was no,

(51:07):
when Jonah literally goes, I mean, I spend about the same
time, I go, Oh well, we're done.We're never seeing her again,
ever. We'll never see you again.
Oh my God. Yeah.
And this was also when we did the math of how long until I
spend a year, 525,600 minutes, correct.
And it turns out it'll be it's 54 years of division.

(51:28):
Jesus. Yeah, yeah, it is true.
It is true. But you know what?
So long as it runs. Clear, correct the the
sacrifices we make. Yes, truly, this is the cross I
bear. Yeah, I loved like the I enjoyed
the episode 9. But wait, there's more because I
felt like we got professional perspectives from 2

(51:52):
professionals, right? Someone who makes a living off
of content creation and having sex and being a bottom.
Totally right and top. And top right both.
He does it all. He does it all but like OK so
you clearly are doing this regularly and you have some type
of expertise because you do it for a living.
Absolutely. And then we have the opposite

(52:14):
side of someone who's like, likeknows the health and well-being
of the body, yes. And what is not good to do to
your body or what is OK to do toyour body.
And so it was just very fascinating hearing kind of
similar answers coming from two types of professionals, you
know? What I mean, yeah, I thought
that gay doctor. So Doctor John, yes, for those
of you on Insta or TikTok at that gay doctor, he does a ton

(52:38):
of those types of series relatedto just like debunking things
like this. And I thought it was so great
because he didn't just obviouslytalk about the topic of the
episode of. So much machine.
But he shared so much about his like Monkey pox experience and
the triple threat of having thatwith COVID and chlamydia.
Yep, crazy. Correct.
And the monkey pox. Yes, insane.
Wild. But I also loved how kind of,

(52:58):
you know, how the phrase goes, like everybody poops, which is
very fitting for this episode being about Duchene.
Yep. But also that everybody gets
STI's, Yes. So honey, just go get treated.
This is why we should go in regularly, why you should be
talking with your sexual partners about things, because
it's all about us being healthy and having more fun.
That's what I loved about DoctorJohn.
Like he even said it, right? Like he even talks to his

(53:19):
patients. It's like, hey, I've had
chlamydia. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Like it normalizes it, right? It's like, oh, my doctor.
Oh, OK, so this is, this is fine.
Like, and I, I talked to like while we had him here, which it
was great talking to him. I love my doctor as well because
he he jokes about things and it makes it approachable and it
makes the conversation OK to talk about versus like the

(53:41):
stuffy, unapproachable doctors. And it just was nice hearing,
you know, like that's what Doctor John wants to do.
He wants to make this like opening and welcoming
environment that you can talk about these things.
Let's talk about it, because we should.
Yeah. And if you can't, then I know
there are resources out there tofind other healthcare
practitioners that can support you in that.
Because sexual health should be shame free.

(54:04):
It should be accessible. It should be affirming because
girl, you're worth it. Yes, yes, well, and we have it
on the website, but like the douching tools and techniques.
Oh my God. That that.
Web. It's not a one pager, but I was
going to call it A1 pager, the PDF or whatever the fuck.
Beautiful. It's amazing.
Choose your weapon, yes. So yes, that was a beautiful

(54:26):
thing. I loved your QR code
recommendation. Definitely going to apply it.
Yes. I, I will say it was super fun
too, just talking about the different methods because there
are whether it's bulb, whether it's shower shot, whether it's a
water bottle, whether it, whatever it is, life finds a
way. It does.
It really does. And then when it comes to things

(54:46):
of the butt, you don't necessarily want that to
intersect with perhaps your livelihood, that being your
career. It's like, OK girl, here we go.
We're ready for the transition. I'm ready.
She's doing this. She's doing it.
Yes. So our last episode, networking

(55:06):
to net twerking. Yeah.
And first of all, let's just recap the beautiful story of
Bacon's BJ. Oh my gosh, I just.
It was so funny because the guy that he was with on the dance
floor when this happened was, I mean, maybe twice his height is
a obviously an exaggeration, buthe was at least a foot taller

(55:29):
than him. At least, at least a head and a
half, yeah. Like had to have been so when
that man gets down on his knees and just starts going to town on
bacon sausage. Is bacon an egg?
Yeah. I was just like my jaw hit the
floor because I want somebody wewere with noticed at 1st and I

(55:50):
was like what is he staring at? And I look and I go.
Yes, but again, I the moment I loved was the the Moses party in
the sea and all of a sudden I could see this man and then he
stood up and I was like, Jesus Christ, I was a huge bitch.
Yeah, yeah. Cuz he was bacon or similar.
Similar height. Yeah, relative.
Stature, yeah, you know, But then you also had an experience

(56:11):
where you ran into a Co worker at a tea dance.
Yeah. Not too long ago, we were at
this tea dance together and it was one of those things that
like this was a multiple level venue and so it was kind of like
choose your own adventure. So it was very much like if you
just want to like dance and haveit be light, you could do that
upstairs. There was like a chill area and
then you could go downstairs where it's very much like dark,
grungy, hooking up vibes, right?And dancing as well.

(56:35):
And so when I first got there, when we first got there, I ran
into a colleague of mine and it was like.
And I knew that him and his partner like go to these types
of things and whatnot. So it was just very much a quick
hey, hello. Yeah.
And that was it. That's all I need and that's all
it needs to be. Yes.
And we talked about it during this episode too.
But I've like, I feel like it always just depends on, okay,

(56:56):
how senior or junior is the colleague?
How well do I know them? Yep.
And sometimes it just needs to be a hello.
Sometimes it doesn't even need to be that. 100% agree. 100%
agree. The other thing too, because I
know we talked about like when it comes to talking about
things, especially at work or ina work related environment, Yep,
maybe just play by the rules of like, would you one, would you

(57:19):
want somebody else talking aboutthat in in that environment
about you, right? Right.
Probably not. So then maybe we should think
about that. Yep.
But then the other thing is likewhen you're out partying, you
don't want to talk about work. Correct.
So don't. No, but in the vice versa, Yep.
Then don't talk about being out when you're at work, right?
That's it. Yep.
Well, and that's what I recently, I like I say recently

(57:41):
and probably within the last fewyears, like I've definitely
taken a different approach to like social media, right?
So like my accounts being private, that sort of thing.
If I work directly with somebody, we're not really going
to be friends on social media. Like if we're at a really big
organization and we're a few teams away and we kind of like
cross paths and we've connected,sure.
I don't really give a shit. But like, there's just lines

(58:04):
that need to be drawn. Yes, You know, because I don't
need to be worried all the time about what I'm doing on the
weekend and maybe what's going up on social media.
And I don't ever put anything that would be like you're gonna
get. Fired for that 100%.
I don't need to your point thereto be a meeting and be like,
Pete, what were you doing in your Speedo on Saturday at blah
blah, blah, blah. Blah, yeah, I'm like bitch,

(58:26):
looking good. Correct.
Did you see my ass? Yeah cuz I bet you did.
But yes, love love love and totally agree.
Just like leave it the fuck alone.
Leave it alone. Leave.
It alone people though. The one thing I did also want to
call back to, though, this is a very brief side as you were
talking about all that I just remembered or flashed back to
the memes of like the this is your picture on LinkedIn.

(58:47):
This is your picture on Instagram.
Yeah, this is your picture on Grinder.
Grinder. Yeah, this is your picture on
Hinder or or. Hinge or whatever.
Yeah, snippies, you know, Yes, yes, it's just your Dick.
Yep, correct. Or your butt, whatever.
I loved that trend. Nice, we should bring it back.
Yep, we should. I should bring it back.
I love that. I love that.
Well, just like some takeaways from this, don't assume

(59:07):
everyone's on the same visibility page.
Respect the moment, right? We touched on that, yes,
sometimes like a quick little nod is better than a hey, don't
we work together? Yeah.
Hey, aren't you HR? Not necessary.
We don't need that. No, we don't need it.
No, ma'am, we don't need it. And unless I think, like, look,
people always say the world is asmall place, right?
That the world is smaller than we think.

(59:29):
They're gonna inevitably run into somebody, you know, at some
point in time, maybe plan for it.
Build an action plan of like, what would you do in that
moment? So that way when you are fully
cracked out, you've got a plan. You could just work right off.
It's gonna help save you a ton of stress.
Absolutely. Have like a Plan B, plan C just
in case. Yes, just in case.
Absolutely. And the eject now button, yes,

(59:52):
always on standby, yes. Absolutely, Absolutely.
Well, that was just to add like one more take away was we talked
about it during the episode. Like, don't be afraid to talk to
the people that you're there with to be like, hey, oh, yeah,
we need to like, pivot, maybe move to a different area.
I mean, this would be dramatic, but hey, anything can happen.
Maybe you need to leave all together right?
Like. Yeah, it might just be better to
remove yourself, yes. Yes, Yep.

(01:00:14):
Well you know what, that is justa beautiful wrap up.
That was 10 episodes. Girl, I know I'm wore out.
I know. And we got to go out after this.
Yes. Well, so before we wrap up,
gosh, what a fucking fantastic season it was, especially
bringing more federal friends into our fair relationship.
Absolutely. So special.
Thank you to Bacon, to Alex, to Lips.

(01:00:37):
We love you Lips. We gonna be calling on you baby,
for next year. Ready for Burning Man?
Yes, special double thank you toJonah Wheeler, who joined us
twice over this season. Yep.
And then of course, that gay doctor, Doctor John, thank you
again. You guys were just you added so
much context, color, personalityand so much fun.
Which is surprising with the twoof us here.

(01:00:59):
I know that there's more color that to be added.
I know they did. They did.
And beautiful girl, it was beautiful.
It was, it was beautiful. I'm already pumped for season 3
though. I am too.
Lord knows what we're going to be bringing to the table.
The debauchery, All of it. And we're going to be like in
full feral summer. Oh my gosh, yeah.
Thank God. Thank God, thank God.

(01:01:19):
Yes. So we'll have stories, we'll
have side quests, we'll have guests, we'll have receipts re
text. Messages, bitch.
I guess we've got trips coming up that are gonna naturally.
Oh my gosh. I mean, I knew about that, but
it was just like, I keep thinking that it's off in the
distance and now it's just a couple months away.
I think actually we might be doing an episode on Fire Island.

(01:01:42):
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, isn't that gonna be fun? Not my chicken tenders.
Yes, if season 2 has been anything, it's been chaotic.
Absolutely, in all the best waysin.
All the best ways. There's no handbook for being
fair, all our friends. But you know what we do know
that there is a WordPress site or a Google doc for douching,

(01:02:06):
yes? And season 3's coming.
More guests, more mess, and yes,probably more bodily fluids.
Yeah, it may. Be a bumper 2 along the way.
A bumper 2 along the way. And with that, from our fair
relationship to yours, I'm Pete.And I'm Biscuit.
And remember, have fun, get bucked.

(01:02:27):
And get feral. Bye girlies, bye BBS.