September 24, 2025 • 45 mins
Who needs socks when your carry-on is full of fanny packs, harnesses, and a douche that may or may not get flagged by French airport security? Pete and Bisq-it are unpacking (literally) their ultimate feral survival kit - from coded Notes app checklists (“D&L” = douche + lube, duh) to travel wigs with names (Karen sends her regards).
From sleep masks that double as blackout curtains for your eyeballs to the eternal battle of do I pack my Metamucil or just raw dog fate?, nothing is off-limits. Expect tales of Parisian douche drama, TSA pat-downs that should’ve been porn, and a VeggieTales visual that will leave you questioning your child’s content consumption. Plus, why caftans, fans, and earplugs might just save your weekend.
It’s cheeky, chaotic, and the only packing list that pairs poppers with a Bluetooth speaker. Travel light, party heavy, babes.
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I got something now to get the people on the floor.
All right, welcome back to our new and returning feral friends
to fair relationship. I'm Pete.
And I'm Biscuit. Yeah, Biscuit, let me just
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apologize. First.
I was trying so hard not to messup, so I was really making sure
that my Chinese was good, but then I felt like it was slow.
Girl, I was like, did she? Did she have a stroke?
Do you smell burnt toast? Anyway, so I'm not stroking out.
So Biscuit, how the fuck are youdoing?
You know, girl, I'm not tasting.Pennies smell pretty good.
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My, the right side of my face isnot sagging, you know, No, I'm,
you know, there is like that frisk, that frisk, that crisp
fall air. That's really kind of I feel
like as I've gotten older, all of a sudden I love that a bit
more. My sister just sent me like a
little TikTok about that. I was like, you know, as you age
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and it's just like you step outside and it's like, oh, that
crisp ball air and then oh, the ASMR like step in on like a
crisp leaf and it's crunch. She like just I'm like, girl,
it's so true. And I'm a summer boy.
Yeah, false cut. It's false cut.
It's you know, it's it's good stuff.
It's good stuff. It's values.
OK, well biscuit, I have to tellyou.
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So I today have my first pumpkinspice latte.
Oh, of the season coming. Not seasonal.
Not. Ever Just my for the season
clearly, clearly. But where I'm at was like a very
sweaty 8889° Oh, and I said and I said self I want a pumpkin
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spice latte yes and not even ice.
Oh. It wasn't even iced, it was hot.
No. It was Oh my God, girl.
Cynical behavior. Give.
Give me. Give me your gay card right now.
Like unless that is iced. Unless it is iced honey.
I feel like I am in the minorityof the gay community because, I
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mean, I love an iced coffee. Don't give me wrong trust and
believe I love an iced coffee. Yeah, but like, I really do
enjoy hot coffees at any time ofthe year.
I will say too, there comes a moment, especially in a hot
settings, where like you then get into the AC and it's so
fucking cold and you always needto like warm up.
So you know what, girl? I'm going to give you, I'm going
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to give you a hall pass. Hall Pass for your pumpkin
spice. For your PSL honey, thank you
my. PSL baby, I love it.
Well, girl, all right, so I knowwe got a lot to talk about and
unpack. We sure do.
Get it unpack, wink, wink. And then, but before we do that,
I think it's time as we follow the age-old tradition, of
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course, of Gabin while we let our little trusty old kettle go
ahead and boil that stuff up. So I'm going to open up the
feral faucet and we'll get this tea pipe and hide.
Please, I have the best story for you.
Oh, great, best story are you? You're going to love it.
You're going to love it. I already.
Know Well, let's get this shit going all right?
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OK, biscuit, so I just think you're going to eat this up.
So I went to this pop up social event recently here for it.
And you and I kind of talked about this in the past before
too. Like there's sometimes those
parties where it's like, oh, wear this color or have this
like if you're a top bottom reverse right, it's like very
sexual or what have you. Oh yeah.
So sure. Instead of that, it was very OK,
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wear this color bracelet if you're single, wear this color
bracelet if you're taken, you know, whatever the verbiage was
there. And then there was a third
option and that option was taken, but dot dot dot.
Come on, ellipses, we. My God, I love that.
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So. Yeah, tell me about it.
Yeah, I went with a friend and so we both had our green
bracelets on or that. So yeah, green was for singles.
So we both had our single bracelets on.
So we're just like sitting in the corner chit chatting,
drinking our drinks and obviously looking at what color
everybody else had on. I love.
And so immediately biscuit, we saw the butt dot dot dot color
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bracelet and we're both like, Sowhat is the dump, dump, dump
like? What does that mean?
What are they looking for? You know what I mean?
Like we're. The allure.
It's the unknown. Back and forth yes yes, the lore
of it all like the the taken ones were like OK, well, you
know what sure that's fine, I guess, but like the other ones
were like what's what's the lore?
What's the T give it to me. I want to know.
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Every We love a story, honey. I mean, yeah, the rest is still
unwritten in those situations. And Oh my gosh, this is like
flashing me back to that, like when you were on the dance floor
with that guy and he like, you guys were having a great time,
but I've been really great. And then like at the end of the
night, he's like, oh, I have a boyfriend.
Sorry I can't like go home with you.
And like, you know, people have different rules as it relates to
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the relationships. Yes, but at least a visual cue
like that can signal. I might want to ask more about
what's going on here. I fucking love that.
I fucking love that you're. Having me relive that whole
situation that I hate it. Sorry.
So yes, I completely agree. I completely agree.
Well, bitch, I this whole like dot dot dot of it all has me
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like going on to this like storyside quest about about like
being with couples. So there was this time I was
just like I was out on a trip and there were a lot of like
different couples. There are a lot of single people
too. And there was this sort of House
of guys and they invited me over.
We were talking over the course of the week.
We got to talking about like fantasies or whatever.
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Gosh, this was some time ago. But I was like, you know, I kind
of always wanted to be that likeblindfolded boy.
That was just. And then they invited me over,
you know, come. On dot dot dot.
Yes, honey, like like I called it, spin the bottom like it's
just, yes, like bitch, put my ankles, ankles to Jesus, get me
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on an office chair and spin me. Like just Oh my gosh, OfficeMax
Staples. They have their pride campaign.
Right hash like collab coming inboys and girls I oh God, Can you
imagine? That would be amazing.
Anyway, so all of a sudden, so things are happening and all of
a sudden I hear like one of those new Polaroid camera things
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go off and I was like, what? It was like it's gonna work.
And so after the fact, definitely got to see some of
those pictures. That girl.
I was like, because they like they left, they left the
Polaroids out on the table to the next morning because it was
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like it was like a couple and and then like another couple in
the house and I think then one of their single friends.
So you know, like we didn't discriminate.
Everybody's welcome and biscuitsbottom.
And so I was like, it was it wasbiscuits for breakfast.
Biscuits for breakfast. Honey, it was great.
It was great. Like check that off the bucket
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list. I like, for whatever reason, it,
you know, the old Maxwell House coffee commercials, our house in
the middle of our street, That'swhat that's what it's giving.
Biscuits. The best part of waking up I see
in biscuits. But you know, yes, 100 percent,
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100%. Correct, correct.
Oh my God, I I'm obsessed with that.
I love that yeah yeah, you're welcome.
And the memories, all right, Memories.
I, I think like generally speaking, like my favorite thing
is when in those situations likeyours or even at this social
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event that I went to, I just always love when you do meet
those couples where the dot dot,dot or the openness or whatever
you'd like to throw in there, whatever word you'd like is
like, they're both on the same page.
It's both, it's, it's fun for everybody.
You know what I mean? Like it's, I'm gonna say
carefree, but I just mean like fun in, in the, in the term of
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carefree because I feel like everybody, especially you and I
like have definitely been in those situations where you think
you're signing yourself up for something and then it just
doesn't end up being that because there's some issue going
on or what have you. And I'm like now I feel like I'm
the problem and I have nothing to do with this.
No, honey, you are not Taylor Swift.
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You are not the problem. It is not you, honey.
No meal. I'm just like, I just want to
just manage my expectations. That's it.
It's not much to ask for. It's not no.
No so anyways, but I just thought it was cute and I knew
you would enjoy it. Well.
Thanks bitch. I did.
I think I hear our little kettlegoing off.
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I think it's time to. They're still on our packing
episode. So yes, get ready.
I know we love this topic so. To pack your bags.
Let's go. All right, I'll go get her off
now. Pete, you and I have talked
about this for many, many a conversation just because we've
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been on several trips together and honey, the worst thing is
like when you that feeling of like, oh, I know I forgot
something. Yep, and we're both very type A
Yep. And so I feel like if we can
share what we've found in our own personal experiences with
our listeners, perhaps they too can live a carefree travel,
festival and party lifestyle. Yeah, because it is.
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It is like, I will say it, nothing drives me more insane
than if I'm. And honestly, like I even have
this list for if it's a work trip that I'm going for a week
or a weekend, you know what I mean?
It doesn't necessarily need to be like this festival gay
weekend, like it doesn't need tobe.
I just I always you and I are very similar.
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I just hope to be prepared and maybe I just need to cross my
brain. Do I need to pack that?
Maybe. But I'd like to have that
conversation with myself. Yes, upon reflection, I have
determined Oh my gosh, yes. And and I think you know, you
and I are both big proponents ofthe Notes app.
(10:35):
Yes, yes. The notes, it's just so simple,
so easy. It even gives you those little
check boxes that you can use thelittle the to do's my.
Favorite. I literally just have one that's
just my constant To Do List of like random things that I either
need to look up, need to buy whatever I need to do and it's
just it's a never ending little bubbles.
Because I love. Clicking those things, Oh my
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God. There's nothing better than that
feeling of like crossing that ToDo List off right.
Sorry, really quick. This is just the type A coming
out, but like in Microsoft tasks, yeah, you know, it's like
similar. It has like the again, makes a
yeah, like it makes a nice little sound and I'm like, OK,
why do I feel like a child whereI.
Love. I know that sound.
It's like the little reward, thelike Bell going off for, like
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winning, you know, like I didn't.
I'm like, yeah, I did do that. That is complete.
Thank you. Oh my God, our millennial is
showing. Oh, I know it's just totally
participation certificate, but OK, so here's the thing I do
love about that little bubble thing.
Then we'll get, I want to get into the list because I want to
hear. I would love to compare a list
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and see where I need to like fill mine and so on and so
forth. But I love with the bubble.
So I always leave it obviously empty when I'm about to start a
trip. And then as I'm packing stuff, I
click the bubble next to it. Right.
And this goes for everything like this is yes, I think, as
you alluded to, like even for work trips like clothes and and
you know, different toiletries Ineed to bring.
Sure, absolutely. Now I do love though that as I
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complete that one, obviously thejust the seeing the the golden
glow of it is beautiful, but on the return, I then go back in
and I unselect and I refresh girl.
That way you make sure because the last thing you want is to
like leave something behind, especially if it isn't
unmentionable. You know what I mean?
Correct. Correct.
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Unmentionable. You know what I mean?
All right, so quick side quest. Speaking of inventables, there
was one time I was like travelling through Paris.
It just happened to be Paris. And I'm so well travelled.
No, but I was going through security and I had like in my
roller board, I had my douche. Like.
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And I mean as well, you never know, I might need, you know, on
a dime. There's I'm on Sniffy's in the
airport. I might need to be ready, you
know, you just never know. If I got a layover, honey, she
got you know just anyway, so I go through and they pull my bag
aside and of course the guy speaking to me in French and I
don't have no idea what he's saying.
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I don't have those new Airpod 3 yet that do the self
translation. So got to get those when them
come out whoever you know, he then like pulls this out and go
and kind of looks at me and sayssomething in French and then he
goes, what is this? And I was like, I'm sure that's
my douche. And he was like, and it's like,
maybe it's very concerned and awkward face and immediately
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just set that off to the side and kept going through my back.
And I'm mortified because I'm like traveling with friends too.
And they're like so. Sorry with that I have to say I
was recently on a trip and I don't know what has changed with
DSA because this has never happened to me before but
they've started doing a newer swab and I believe they're
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looking for explosives but it's on your shoe.
Like they they make you take offyour shoe and they swab the
bottom of your shoe. It had never happened to me
before. I'd never even seen it done, but
it's just randomly. It randomly happened and so I
got randomly selected and they did this part of me.
I mean, I had nothing to panic about, you know what I mean?
But it's just one of those things that it's like, even
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though I have nothing to panic about, I'm panicking because I'm
like, well, what if? What if something accidentally
whatever and of? Course, then you're like, not
going to get on the plane. You're not going to be
somewhere. You have plans, honey girl, I
get it. So it's all happening and I have
pre-check so my shoes are on. So I have to take my shoe off
for them to do this. And so the TSA agent, she goes
and she swipes it and it goes off as like as there like it was
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a, a positive result or whatever.
And she go and she tell, she told me as it went off.
She goes, this is the first timethat we're doing this.
Like I've actually never done one of these before.
She's like, it did go off. So I have to get my supervisor.
So the supervisor comes over andI'm just sitting here and I'm
like, Oh my. And like, Oh my God.
Oh my God. Yeah.
You're I just imagine you're like, what, what, what baggy did
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I step on at the club? And they're like.
I know I'm like. What could possibly be
happening? There's residues somewhere.
I know I'm like, OK, it's fine, everything's cool, we're great.
And then the supervisor was likesuper cool.
He was just like, hey, this is anew thing.
It probably is like a false positive or whatever, he said.
He goes, but I do have to like search your entire body and I
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go. What does that mean side
literally? And also was this guy cute like?
No, no, I know, opportunity missed.
I was like this. Could it be the start of a
really fun porno? But it wasn't.
But don't mind me, I'm just gonna close my eyes for this
part of the examination. So literally he goes, I'm like,
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do you want to do this here? We could go somewhere more
private. He's like, because I am going to
have to pat down every part of your body and I biscuit you will
die. I look him dead in the face and
go help yourself. I would expect nothing less,
nothing fucking less. So it's so funny because he's
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like trying to have a conversation through the whole
thing too. And he's like feeling up my
inner thigh, like I have to turnaround.
He's like in all of my pits. Like, didn't touch my, you know,
no, no spots, right? But got really close, really
close. I mean, it's funny.
He's telling me about how much weight he's lost and all this
stuff. And I'm like, why are we acting
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like this is a normal thing happening?
You know, come on, Ozempic girl.Good for her, you know.
So luckily, I know everyone was concerned, everything was fine.
I went on off on my merry way, no issues.
But I knew you'd get a kick out of him asking to like basically
pat me down. I'm like, yeah, help yourself.
Go for it, sis. You know, my blood pressure is
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already not that great, we really don't need more added in
the situation. Holy shit girl.
Sorry, that was a side quest forthe side quest for the side
quest, but it was necessary. We're here for it, and we're
here for this packing episode, so let's dive in.
Love it, love the transitions. So all right, back to the notes
app would love, let's just dive into, you know, we could bypass
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all the this the standard stuff,sure, but I'm just going to name
a few things that I've got that kind of that maybe stand out a
little bit outside of the usual.And and one actually goes to
something that we we have said multiple times.
I know even our guest on last week's episode mentioned this as
well, but as a sleep mask? Your favorite accessory?
Girl, I cannot express to you enough how much I love a sleep
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mask. And I didn't.
You know what buttons up my ties, you know, tightens my tie
a little bit as I say this, I don't know what I did before the
sleep mask. I know that there was a time
that I did travel before my sleep mask, but I don't know how
I did it. I don't know.
I don't know how I was a person and how I traveled without that
sleep mask. I will take that thing to the
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grave with me. So like what cued you into this?
Was it like, was it something a friend cued you into or was it
something that, I don't know, you read somewhere, saw on
TikTok? What?
Was it, I know that's actually areally good question.
I feel like there had to have been a trip or two where it
required sleeping during the dayso we could be up all night,
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right? And I, I'm the type of sleeper
that once I'm asleep, I'm out, I'm good as soon.
But I have to, like, get there, you know what I mean?
And so if I'm sleeping during the day, I need something to
help me here. I need something.
Yeah. I also would say, like, the last
apt, I lived in tons of windows,and it was very difficult to
make it dark consistently. So I was like, well, you know
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what? Instead of buying like blackout
curtains for this whole bitch, I'm just gonna buy blackout
curtains for my eyes. OK, come on now.
That's just simple economics. Love that.
Exactly. But no, I I got clued in from
you, actually. Yeah, you, you, you definitely
were the one that kind of tickedme off.
Yes, honey and bitch, I'm never going back.
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I sometimes do it at home and I have blackout curtains but I'm
just like I don't want to risk. It I have done it at home so
many times. Oh yeah, I do it often.
Yeah, but also I cuz I'm that guy who would totally do like
wear it on like on any fucking flight too because my God.
Cuz like, you just never know. You got somebody with the
reading light on or whatever. Oh my God.
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Disgusting. I'm I'm also definitely not
above like putting a post it on my little sleep mask to be like
but wake me up when the food's coming, honey, I want.
My snack. Biscuits hungry?
Yes, Biscuit wants another red wine to keep them down.
OK. Totally.
So the sleep mask and the like, earplugs I think is another big
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one, great for sleep, but also you're going to take it out to
the club anyway, or the festivalor wherever you're going.
Because honey, I want to be partying until well into my old
age. Yep, correct.
And I want to be able to hear what I'm hearing or seeing and
what when I'm there. So that would be nice.
Yeah, I have my sleeping earplugs and then I have my
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clubbing earplugs and I just feel like the.
Tell me more. For the sleeping earplugs, I
just they're usually just the cheap foam ones, right?
Like obviously the clubbing ones.
I have my loops and I will nevergo back to anything else.
I love those loop earplugs but like to sleep with the foam
ones. I just get them because I tossed
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so I'm tossed and turn in my sleep too.
So like I might lose 1 and then I'm like fuck be pissed if it
was a little bit more expensive.But I travel everywhere with
those because it could be a loudhotel room.
You know what I mean? Like you just never know what it
could be. But then again, to the point
earlier, like if we're doing something where, hey, I'm gonna
be up all night, so I need to get some sleep in during the
day, but maybe not everybody in the house is doing the same
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thing. Sure, I don't want them to have
to be quiet because of me, right?
So I'm going to put my earplugs in my face mask and I'm gonna
sleep no matter what. And they can do whatever they
want. Honey, you just make your own
little dreamland ecosystem, correct?
I fucking love it. Yes, Well, that's also I gotta
say that makes you a good travelpartner though, because like
you're not going to hold up anybody else.
I think a lot of people would belike, hey guys, can you keep it
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down? I'm trying to do my thing.
You're very thoughtful people, very thoughtful.
Thank you. Thank you.
So outside of the sleep mask, the earplugs.
So sometimes when I create listsand it could be something, let's
say I just leave it open and it while I'm packing or something.
And if I've got other people in the room, I don't necessarily
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want them to know everything that I have on my list, if you
know what I mean. So I've got like a little bit of
code in mind. Stop.
Yes, I totally do. I totally do just in case, just
in case for Can you imagine? I I you know, imagine this
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picture it when you know when when biscuits going to be buried
right and my family has to like go through my phone.
This is also why I need to be cremated because they can't use
that facial recognition unlock to unlock my phone.
Just wipe it clean people. It's on the record now.
I'll put it in my Trust and will, but Jesus Christ I.
Was just going to say biscuit. Biscuit, I think you need to
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write into your will. Like Pete will get my phone on
on the time and date that they call it, and Pete is required to
only have access to my phone andthen we'll pass it on to family.
Oh my God, Can you imagine? It's just like, yeah, like a
notary somehow shows up automatically.
(22:37):
They like you have to sign it. Oh my God.
Like a little Courier service ispost its or post mates or
whatever. Just like Oh my God.
OK, love that Actually for all of.
Our listeners. I'm happy to be that person.
I'm happy to be that person. For anybody listening, I will
clear that phone. For a small fee, people provide
you. And included travel.
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
Yes oh girl we are diversifying our portfolio here of services.
I love it. OK, so the the next three items
on my list actually are all in code.
Yes. OK, so the first one is is a
compound. It's it's D&L which is douche
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and Lube. Yes yes, yes it is because I
want them to go together, you know, because, because if you
don't put Lube on your douche tip, I don't are you even living
correctly like is your. We go together like sorry, I
knew you'd enjoy. That Oh my God, and for some
(23:41):
reason, as you said, that my mind, this is such a weird
connection, but like flash to like the veggie tales, like
cucumber and tomato that like best.
I'm screaming. I'm sorry, not the Veggie tales.
Tomato and cucumber being the Lube and douche.
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Well, if you think about it, one's kind of bulbous, the other
one kind of looks like a tube. Wow, yes, Oh my God.
Well. D&L.
Can't wait for the visual on that one.
Me too, right? OK, so next on the list is it
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just says pop, you know, and yeah, which, which for those
that might not know, I suggest poppers some some nitrates stuff
for the for you to inhale. Yeah, helps with a different
type of lubrication of sorts. Yes, yes.
And the last one is it just saysTim.
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And Tim was the person who helped me get Molly for the
first time. So.
So Tim means pack your Molly, pack your Molly.
OK I love that. Also Biscuit, I'm sorry but I
don't know why my brain just went to.
I would hate but also love to know whatever the fuck you use
(25:05):
as your passwords to things because I know that there's got
to be a reason for what it is and how it's connected, but it's
so fucked up that I just would scream.
Bitch it isn't the gate Avenger code.
Like straight up. You're like, you know what?
I was once at a Waffle House in 2008 and I ordered this and our
(25:27):
server's name was Jill. So all of a sudden your fucking
passwords like Waffle House 2008exclamation point, Jill.
Oh my God, yes. And bring the Jonas Brothers
while you're at it. Like just.
But yeah, you know, I thought I thought that was a nice little
first of all, a tip of that. A legacy that has carried on.
He now lives memorialized in my notes to happen.
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I love that. I like that so much.
I was going to say I have a couple that you didn't list off
that I would say are definite requirements for me.
Oh yeah, hit me. And one one I will say is
something that I know is going to be like, I'm not going to
bring it on like a quick little one or two day trip.
Like it's something that I will for sure make sure that there's
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room for a little bit of a longer stay.
And if somebody saw this in my packing list, they would laugh.
But wigs. Wigs.
Yes. You just never know.
You never know. You just never know.
You just never know. Sometimes it calls for a wig.
Yes, a wig brunch surprise. Bitch brunch just got better.
Yep. Surprise, I got 5.
I got five of them with me. Don't you worry, girls, don't
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you worry. I got the wigs unlocked.
And we did this on our Fire Island trip.
Sure did, girl. That last night we were making
making dinner. Like run around cleaning stuff.
Oh my God, everybody in there, Bob.
Yes, yes. And I love OK, so this is one
thing I do love to that you did that you you kind of pull a
Moira Rose and you named them. Ohh yeah, they all have names.
(26:55):
Correct. Ohh yeah, I had Karen.
I loved it. Yeah, you sure?
And I served Karen that night. Yes, honey.
I have to, I have to tip my hat to one of my friends.
He was the one that started that.
He names all the wigs and I inherited a few wigs from him.
And so it was game over. I was like, that is a legacy
that must live on. Must it must.
(27:16):
It's a fantastic legacy, I love that.
Another one that I would say is like a little less common.
I would say I always travel withmy nasal flush.
Also known as my name. My nasal douche.
Yes. Like a neti pot type of thing.
Kind of like, yes, same, exact same concept, but a little bit
more travel friendly. It's just like squeezable and
(27:39):
stuff, you know, I'm obsessed with them, you know, for
anything from allergies to extracurriculars.
You just never know. And so I take that with me every
time. Yes, every time.
Yes. OK, OK.
I love this. I love this.
I I kind of have like a questionslash assigned quest.
Oh, compound opportunity. Yeah, right.
(28:01):
OK, so I have been hearing and I've experienced first hand well
someone on the dance floor like once past me like a Flonase
little like spray. Yes.
Yes. And then they were like, and I
was like, no, I don't, I'm, I don't have allergies.
I'm fine. I'm like, why are you passing
this to me at 2:00 in the morning on the dance floor,
(28:21):
Right? Like I don't.
I don't need Afrin right now. Girl, I know biscuits old, but
shit like so I was like, what the fuck?
He's like, girl, it's kind of mean.
And I was like, and so, so. So first of all, have you have
you heard or about this or experienced this slash #2?
(28:43):
What are your thoughts on makingthat a potential travel option
for bringing things along the journey, if you know what I
mean? Yes, yes.
So I will say the only times that I have partake and that
specifically has been in a festival setting, just because
it makes it a little bit easier.You don't have to fumble around
and all the things. I will say it just it's not as
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good as the other. So it's like you give and take,
you give and take, right? So it's like, yes, easier to
conceal, easier to do, faster what have you, but not as good,
you know what I mean? It kind of reminds me though of
like it might make the opportunity for that one guy
that you mentioned that you likeSAT you went around a plane and
(29:29):
he like went to the bathroom anddid ketamine on the plane.
Does this ring a bell? No, Was it?
Did somebody else tell me this story?
Well. Apparently.
Oh my God, holy shit. But yeah, somebody just came
(29:49):
back from the bathroom and sat down next to this person and was
like, yeah, I just did get it mean.
You're like 36,000 feet up, curly.
Can you imagine? I mean, I don't know if that
would be a great idea or a horrible idea.
I feel like it's got to be one or the other.
It's not this. Oh my gosh, yeah, it was fine.
No, it's one or the other. You know, I think we're just
going to have to do some trial. Some market research, some
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market. Research.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Market Human testing, human
trials, you know, yes. We don't test on animals, we
test on ourselves. Yes, I mean that's just that's
just good, you know, eco friendly, animal friendly.
We love that. No ASCPA coming up in here.
No, Mammy. No, Sarah, you're not allowed.
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Sarah Mclothlin, Sit down, girl.I had a couple other things that
one of them is kind of common I would say, but it's something I
always forget and I feel like it's an accessory that you can't
over prepare for and that is sure sunglasses.
Yes, yes, and you need differentvarieties, right.
I don't know what's going to go with what outfit I'm going to
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wear, what the vibe is correct, because that's that's the other.
I might like plan a whole outlook.
But if like one of my like if you were to come out with a Bob
and a big pair of sunglasses on,I might want to change up my my
look, you know, So you got to have options.
Our trip to Fire Island, I brought probably 8 pairs of
sunglasses. Insane.
It's absolutely insane and I know that and I'm I, I'm aware
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and I accept it, but it was needed.
And we accept you for. Yes.
And then people share. It's like, Oh no, I got 17 pairs
of sunglasses, you can borrow 1.Oh my God.
So this actually comes to another item I have on my list
that I didn't get to quite yet. And that is, and I'm also known
(31:39):
for being the person who does that, who passes out and like,
oh, you don't have that. Here, take mine.
Yes. Harnesses.
Oh, yes, girl. I one time went on like a long
weekend trip to visit this. This is like a year and a half,
two years ago to this. I was visiting, I was kind of
seeing this guy who lived out inSeattle and I was like staying
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with him for a long weekend. And we were gonna go out at one
point and I didn't know what harness I was gonna wear.
And he only had one and I think his roommates had none.
And so we're just sitting aroundand I'm like, well, I have 8 on
me. And they're like what?
So bitch we did like a little fashion show and then like 2 of
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them borrowed them it. Was I have 8:00, it's fine.
I have 8:00. I got a whole cherry on just
with the harnesses in it. Do you want do you want leather?
Do you want fabric? Do you want do you want color?
Do you want black? Do you want matching arm bands?
I'm imagining you have a little tablet out here.
Do you have any allergies? No.
OK, Yes. All right, let.
Me make a call out back. Just hold on one second.
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And then you brought a sewing machine to just whip out a new
one just in case, can you? Bitch OK side quest, I want to
learn how to sew. I feel like that's such a handy
and on longer trips I will sometimes pack like one of those
little travel sewing kits just because again, like I feel like
in a sea of gaze there will always be one that has like a
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thread of needle. Yep.
But always you just it. You just never know and it
always helps to be prepared. Yep, I agree.
I agree. Anyway this one is I always I
have an internal battle with myself every time that I go to
pack this or not. Are you ready?
I'm ready, I'm sat. I feel like I'm.
I know I'm hyping it up for something and you're just gonna
like, roll your eyes at me as soon as I say it, but I, you
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know this about me. I live and die by my Metamucil.
Oh, yes, OK, come on. Travel packs I.
Always have an internal fight with myself on whether that
actually makes the cut or not, depending on what the trip is.
You know what I mean? Because sometimes it's am I
going to do this? Am I going to keep myself
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regular or am I going to alter my body chemistry for a few days
to get to the finish line? You know what I mean?
I hear you, I hear you. I skipped over this because I I
didn't, I just threw this in with like what my usual like
daily supplement or my like prescriptions are, but I
absolutely like have fiber like fiber tablets like listed or
(34:13):
capsules listed in mine. 100% honey girl, you are a good
company. Good company honey, what else?
I I so with that I also have packed like my party recovery
stuff. I do have that like earmarked.
So whether that's like the little soft landings, little
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drink mixers or just like regular 5 HTP pills.
I also have Imodium on my list. Oh, you know what?
That. You're so right.
I don't know why that's not on mine.
Oh my gosh. Oh.
Oh my gosh, see sister's helpingsisters.
I can't believe it. Well, I know, and let's see,
what else do I have? Wipes.
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Oh, 100%. That one's on here.
That one's on here, absolutely. Hot take though, I especially on
longer flights. So we, we talked about how I
recently was like on a very, like a very long flight and I
was like, girl, I don't want to come off this plane and you
(35:16):
know, like smelling rank, right.So, you know, an hour before
landing, honey, she goes into the bathroom.
She just, she just wipes up. She just, she gets herself a
little fresh. I'll put on some like fresh
deodorant at that time too. Brush your teeth.
Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep. Oh absolutely.
Oh yeah, I want that smile to besparkling, honey.
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Absolutely no. I feel that I actually side
quest a little hack for you. I had a supervisor years ago
that I like pre pandemic, lots of traveling, right?
All the time. I feel like, you know, anyways,
pre pandemic, she said what she would do is wear whatever on the
plane and then when she would land, she would go right into
the lounge, shower, change, get ready to go to office meeting or
(36:00):
what have you. So like leveraging the lounge
when you land versus yeah, stillgo, but like wear whatever you
want on the plane, be comfy, sleep, do whatever land, go into
the lounge, do your things, thatway you're fresh and ready to go
and then go right into the meeting.
I love that. Yes, come on, professional hack.
I know I was like, that is so smart, I love that.
(36:21):
Yes, absolutely, absolutely taking that.
I do have some I have some very gay ones that are just they are
somewhat you could say wardrobe like specific or like going out
specific handkerchiefs and not like pocket square thing, but
more like the I'm gonna look like a little gay cowboy, you
(36:43):
know, yes, yes, like the bolo tie looking like thing or.
Whatever. Absolutely got that.
I've got Fanny packs. Gotta pack your Fanny packs.
Gotta pack your Fanny packs. Yep, I have bags.
Yes, bags. Yep, Yep.
I have specifically circuit shorts.
So we've talked on this podcast about blitz beats our girl and
(37:06):
we're just in general. I've got shorts that definitely
skew towards like when I know it's going to be a hot sweaty of
dancing time. Yep.
Fans correct? Clack fans.
Oh yes. Yes, Mama Pete would be proud of
this since I know she gave a seminar on how to clack a fan
once, so I figured you'd be you would be entertained.
And then. And we did this when we went on
(37:29):
our trip to Fire Island. But I do it any gay trip and
that is packing moo moos. Yo, yes.
The little cat tans honey. Absolutely you can't.
Oh yes, you can't go wrong because girl, if you're just
having like a chill night in andyou, you walk up in a cat tan,
girl, all of a sudden you've changed the whole environment.
That mood is like, oh, oh girl, I'm going to go put mine on.
(37:49):
Hold on, let's go get on. Are we gonna do face masks
tonight? And then you put on that with
the wigs. Oh my gosh, yes, my God.
Dynamic is stellar. Well anything else or any other
like loose things? Absolutely.
One is an item and the other's areminder, and these are the
final two things that I'll give and I think you'll just laugh.
(38:10):
The first one, you will side with me right away, but it's to
have a Bluetooth speaker always forever and always forever and.
Always. I sometimes bring the ones that
pair up too so if you've got like 2 levels or something.
Yep. We need surround sound, baby.
Absolutely. And some.
And I feel like you're either with a group that everyone
brings one or there are none. Yeah, You know what I mean?
(38:30):
Like, I feel like that's always what happens.
So I will always just make sure that it's in there.
I just want to make sure we havea speaker so that the mood can
be set while we're chilling around the kitchen.
Yeah. Whatever's happening, you know?
Yeah, and then my reminder that I have on my apps before, on my
Note app before I work to travel.
And you're going to laugh at this.
You're I hope you're ready, Manscape.
(38:52):
Yes, I, no girl, I honey, it is important.
So I try to sync up my manscaping as a quick cyquest.
I'm sure everybody's been waiting on the edge of their
seats to hear this. I just do it with my Barber
appointments. Oh yes, yeah, Hair brow
manscape. All the way down.
(39:17):
Oh, and I will say, you know, because I, I will, I will shave
the testicles and just if I'm going to go for a fresh because
I taking the Clippers down therejust terrifies me like that
would just, you know, I'm just, I'm going to chop off a whole
nut. It's just gone.
That's not what I need before I go on vacation and.
We can't have one that biscuit. That biscuit.
(39:43):
Oh my God. So yeah.
But I will always do my thing. And then that's the last time
I'll use that little razor. And then she gets a fresh one
for the trip. Correct, correct.
Yeah, I also have noted a quote.Spice containers.
Spice. Containers so cuz you know,
(40:05):
let's say I were to bring powders along with me and I'd
like to revisit that topic here in a moment just for some best
practices. And then I just try to plan
accordingly so I can like use itall before I go.
It's a one way thing. It's a 1, you know.
Yep. I don't want to get them out.
Yeah, absolutely. It's a one way thing, one way
trip. Yeah, but quickly on some of the
(40:28):
best practices, so to speak. Let's say I do want to go on a
trip and I do. I see Tim on my list.
Maybe I've got some other fun little, you know, things I want
to bring along. Whenever I pack anything, I tend
to put it all into, say, a prescription bottle that is not
translucent. So it's like a heart, like a
(40:49):
white plastic bottle or any kindof plastic bottle where I just
put, I put all my prescriptions in there, all of them at once.
Everything trail mix if you will.
Yes. Yes, yes, you know, and I know
what what's what, right, So you know, and then FTSA stops me and
they pull out the little quote Flintstone vitamins or whatever.
And I'm just like, no, I that does not say coach, that does
not say Snapchat or we have a ton.
(41:12):
No, that's just a multivitamin. It's a multivitamin.
But I've, I've never been stopped and you know, I can't be
stopped, but powders are a little bit trickier.
And So what I've done in the past is for capsules that of
things that I might not need in a ton of excess volume, I'd like
(41:32):
to use 5 HTP capsules. So I just have like a a bunch of
those and I'll just empty out the five HTP, use a little Q-tip
and clean it out. Yeah.
And then I'll just use a little funnel to pack in whatever
powder I want to bring along forthat journey.
And then I cap that and I will put that in a safe space.
(41:53):
I prefer to, I will say I think it's important if you are going
to travel with stuff that looks like pills or capsules of other
stuff. Yeah, it is important.
I know where this is going. I know where this is going.
It is important to put it one, perhaps not with all of the
daily stuff that you would usually take.
So maybe put it in a different pill bottle.
OK, OK. And potentially mark it like
(42:17):
just mean like maybe if there's a line you could draw on it or
something, just as a reminder. Something something.
And then speaking to reminders, yes, is to set multiple
reminders to take those out uponarrival at your destination.
And the the multiple reminders is important because you might
(42:38):
be able to plan for when you expect to be at your destination
and it might be in a place whereyou could take stuff out.
But let's say you have a travel delay, something comes up, you
could get a little behind on that and forget to take them
out. Yep, like Biscuit once did
correct And accidentally took something in the morning and
(42:58):
very quickly realized it. Thank goodness, because Biscuit
did not want to have to go to a Mexican hospital when he
accidentally took a full capsulefull of ketamine.
So girlies, don't do that. Don't do it.
Set multiple reminders, like maybe one of like a time you
expect to arrive and then maybe 1-2 hours or three hours later
just so you've got some extra cushion.
(43:19):
But use that reminders app. Use the Reminders app.
And I have friends who also haveused Doxy Pep, so those blue
capsules because they do the thealignment of the words to tell
which ones are which. So like on the capsule, like
it's printed in a line like whatever the ID or something is.
So friends will make sure that the ones that are not are not
(43:41):
aligned. So that way whatever they know
which ones have their the fun surprise powder.
Makes sense, Jesus. Right.
Jesus or genius, porque no Los dos.
Oh my God. My gosh.
Well girl, do you have anything else or any other best practices
(44:03):
on your end? No.
I've learned what I know throughyou.
Yeah, hard. Well, I will say this is not
something that you just have to do for trips.
I know, as we mentioned, I actually have a going out like a
night out little notes app checklist, but I will check
because that way it's just easier to remember and I just
make sure I don't want you don'tdo that crap.
What did I forget thing? It's always ear plugs.
(44:23):
It's always ear plugs. I forget.
I'm like Buck and not I'll prevent you sell some so
important. To know my favorite thing is
like for just a night or a weekend, I usually leave like
one of my little Fanny packs with everything in it that I
need. So even if I'm not going to use
that bag, I'm going to use a different one.
I at least know OK, everything Ineed is in that black Lululemon
bag. So I'm just going to move what's
in there. Oh, I love that.
(44:43):
I love that. Well, you know, whether folks
are traveling to Folsom this weekend, or Desert Moon in Reno,
or maybe even Dream Nation in Paris, I know which girl give me
a reason to go to Paris. Fuck it.
Please please so they can find your douche in your roller bag
too. 100 percent, 100% Well thishas been super fun and I hope
(45:07):
now all of our feral friends areready to travel and just go out
and find some fucking fun. Use that notes app, let us know
if we're missing anything that there's like, Oh my gosh, Pete,
that's that. I can't believe you forgot X.
Like, I want to know what that is.
What is it? Please tell me.
Oh my God, yes. Hit us up on Instagram or go to
the website, girl, you know I'm going to have a contact form for
(45:27):
you. So absolutely, let's do it.
Love it Well with that from our fair relationship to yours, I'm
Pete and I'm. Biscuit.
And remember. Have fun, get fucked and get
feral.
I got something now to get the people on the floor.
All right, welcome back to our new and returning feral friends
to fair relationship. I'm Pete.
And I'm Biscuit. Yeah, Biscuit, let me just
(00:22):
apologize. First.
I was trying so hard not to messup, so I was really making sure
that my Chinese was good, but then I felt like it was slow.
Girl, I was like, did she? Did she have a stroke?
Do you smell burnt toast? Anyway, so I'm not stroking out.
So Biscuit, how the fuck are youdoing?
You know, girl, I'm not tasting.Pennies smell pretty good.
(00:47):
My, the right side of my face isnot sagging, you know, No, I'm,
you know, there is like that frisk, that frisk, that crisp
fall air. That's really kind of I feel
like as I've gotten older, all of a sudden I love that a bit
more. My sister just sent me like a
little TikTok about that. I was like, you know, as you age
(01:09):
and it's just like you step outside and it's like, oh, that
crisp ball air and then oh, the ASMR like step in on like a
crisp leaf and it's crunch. She like just I'm like, girl,
it's so true. And I'm a summer boy.
Yeah, false cut. It's false cut.
It's you know, it's it's good stuff.
It's good stuff. It's values.
OK, well biscuit, I have to tellyou.
(01:29):
So I today have my first pumpkinspice latte.
Oh, of the season coming. Not seasonal.
Not. Ever Just my for the season
clearly, clearly. But where I'm at was like a very
sweaty 8889° Oh, and I said and I said self I want a pumpkin
(01:50):
spice latte yes and not even ice.
Oh. It wasn't even iced, it was hot.
No. It was Oh my God, girl.
Cynical behavior. Give.
Give me. Give me your gay card right now.
Like unless that is iced. Unless it is iced honey.
I feel like I am in the minorityof the gay community because, I
(02:11):
mean, I love an iced coffee. Don't give me wrong trust and
believe I love an iced coffee. Yeah, but like, I really do
enjoy hot coffees at any time ofthe year.
I will say too, there comes a moment, especially in a hot
settings, where like you then get into the AC and it's so
fucking cold and you always needto like warm up.
So you know what, girl? I'm going to give you, I'm going
(02:31):
to give you a hall pass. Hall Pass for your pumpkin
spice. For your PSL honey, thank you
my. PSL baby, I love it.
Well, girl, all right, so I knowwe got a lot to talk about and
unpack. We sure do.
Get it unpack, wink, wink. And then, but before we do that,
I think it's time as we follow the age-old tradition, of
(02:52):
course, of Gabin while we let our little trusty old kettle go
ahead and boil that stuff up. So I'm going to open up the
feral faucet and we'll get this tea pipe and hide.
Please, I have the best story for you.
Oh, great, best story are you? You're going to love it.
You're going to love it. I already.
Know Well, let's get this shit going all right?
(03:15):
OK, biscuit, so I just think you're going to eat this up.
So I went to this pop up social event recently here for it.
And you and I kind of talked about this in the past before
too. Like there's sometimes those
parties where it's like, oh, wear this color or have this
like if you're a top bottom reverse right, it's like very
sexual or what have you. Oh yeah.
So sure. Instead of that, it was very OK,
(03:40):
wear this color bracelet if you're single, wear this color
bracelet if you're taken, you know, whatever the verbiage was
there. And then there was a third
option and that option was taken, but dot dot dot.
Come on, ellipses, we. My God, I love that.
(04:01):
So. Yeah, tell me about it.
Yeah, I went with a friend and so we both had our green
bracelets on or that. So yeah, green was for singles.
So we both had our single bracelets on.
So we're just like sitting in the corner chit chatting,
drinking our drinks and obviously looking at what color
everybody else had on. I love.
And so immediately biscuit, we saw the butt dot dot dot color
(04:24):
bracelet and we're both like, Sowhat is the dump, dump, dump
like? What does that mean?
What are they looking for? You know what I mean?
Like we're. The allure.
It's the unknown. Back and forth yes yes, the lore
of it all like the the taken ones were like OK, well, you
know what sure that's fine, I guess, but like the other ones
were like what's what's the lore?
What's the T give it to me. I want to know.
(04:45):
Every We love a story, honey. I mean, yeah, the rest is still
unwritten in those situations. And Oh my gosh, this is like
flashing me back to that, like when you were on the dance floor
with that guy and he like, you guys were having a great time,
but I've been really great. And then like at the end of the
night, he's like, oh, I have a boyfriend.
Sorry I can't like go home with you.
And like, you know, people have different rules as it relates to
(05:08):
the relationships. Yes, but at least a visual cue
like that can signal. I might want to ask more about
what's going on here. I fucking love that.
I fucking love that you're. Having me relive that whole
situation that I hate it. Sorry.
So yes, I completely agree. I completely agree.
Well, bitch, I this whole like dot dot dot of it all has me
(05:31):
like going on to this like storyside quest about about like
being with couples. So there was this time I was
just like I was out on a trip and there were a lot of like
different couples. There are a lot of single people
too. And there was this sort of House
of guys and they invited me over.
We were talking over the course of the week.
We got to talking about like fantasies or whatever.
(05:53):
Gosh, this was some time ago. But I was like, you know, I kind
of always wanted to be that likeblindfolded boy.
That was just. And then they invited me over,
you know, come. On dot dot dot.
Yes, honey, like like I called it, spin the bottom like it's
just, yes, like bitch, put my ankles, ankles to Jesus, get me
(06:17):
on an office chair and spin me. Like just Oh my gosh, OfficeMax
Staples. They have their pride campaign.
Right hash like collab coming inboys and girls I oh God, Can you
imagine? That would be amazing.
Anyway, so all of a sudden, so things are happening and all of
a sudden I hear like one of those new Polaroid camera things
(06:40):
go off and I was like, what? It was like it's gonna work.
And so after the fact, definitely got to see some of
those pictures. That girl.
I was like, because they like they left, they left the
Polaroids out on the table to the next morning because it was
(07:01):
like it was like a couple and and then like another couple in
the house and I think then one of their single friends.
So you know, like we didn't discriminate.
Everybody's welcome and biscuitsbottom.
And so I was like, it was it wasbiscuits for breakfast.
Biscuits for breakfast. Honey, it was great.
It was great. Like check that off the bucket
(07:22):
list. I like, for whatever reason, it,
you know, the old Maxwell House coffee commercials, our house in
the middle of our street, That'swhat that's what it's giving.
Biscuits. The best part of waking up I see
in biscuits. But you know, yes, 100 percent,
(07:43):
100%. Correct, correct.
Oh my God, I I'm obsessed with that.
I love that yeah yeah, you're welcome.
And the memories, all right, Memories.
I, I think like generally speaking, like my favorite thing
is when in those situations likeyours or even at this social
(08:07):
event that I went to, I just always love when you do meet
those couples where the dot dot,dot or the openness or whatever
you'd like to throw in there, whatever word you'd like is
like, they're both on the same page.
It's both, it's, it's fun for everybody.
You know what I mean? Like it's, I'm gonna say
carefree, but I just mean like fun in, in the, in the term of
(08:29):
carefree because I feel like everybody, especially you and I
like have definitely been in those situations where you think
you're signing yourself up for something and then it just
doesn't end up being that because there's some issue going
on or what have you. And I'm like now I feel like I'm
the problem and I have nothing to do with this.
No, honey, you are not Taylor Swift.
(08:49):
You are not the problem. It is not you, honey.
No meal. I'm just like, I just want to
just manage my expectations. That's it.
It's not much to ask for. It's not no.
No so anyways, but I just thought it was cute and I knew
you would enjoy it. Well.
Thanks bitch. I did.
I think I hear our little kettlegoing off.
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I think it's time to. They're still on our packing
episode. So yes, get ready.
I know we love this topic so. To pack your bags.
Let's go. All right, I'll go get her off
now. Pete, you and I have talked
about this for many, many a conversation just because we've
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been on several trips together and honey, the worst thing is
like when you that feeling of like, oh, I know I forgot
something. Yep, and we're both very type A
Yep. And so I feel like if we can
share what we've found in our own personal experiences with
our listeners, perhaps they too can live a carefree travel,
festival and party lifestyle. Yeah, because it is.
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It is like, I will say it, nothing drives me more insane
than if I'm. And honestly, like I even have
this list for if it's a work trip that I'm going for a week
or a weekend, you know what I mean?
It doesn't necessarily need to be like this festival gay
weekend, like it doesn't need tobe.
I just I always you and I are very similar.
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I just hope to be prepared and maybe I just need to cross my
brain. Do I need to pack that?
Maybe. But I'd like to have that
conversation with myself. Yes, upon reflection, I have
determined Oh my gosh, yes. And and I think you know, you
and I are both big proponents ofthe Notes app.
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Yes, yes. The notes, it's just so simple,
so easy. It even gives you those little
check boxes that you can use thelittle the to do's my.
Favorite. I literally just have one that's
just my constant To Do List of like random things that I either
need to look up, need to buy whatever I need to do and it's
just it's a never ending little bubbles.
Because I love. Clicking those things, Oh my
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God. There's nothing better than that
feeling of like crossing that ToDo List off right.
Sorry, really quick. This is just the type A coming
out, but like in Microsoft tasks, yeah, you know, it's like
similar. It has like the again, makes a
yeah, like it makes a nice little sound and I'm like, OK,
why do I feel like a child whereI.
Love. I know that sound.
It's like the little reward, thelike Bell going off for, like
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winning, you know, like I didn't.
I'm like, yeah, I did do that. That is complete.
Thank you. Oh my God, our millennial is
showing. Oh, I know it's just totally
participation certificate, but OK, so here's the thing I do
love about that little bubble thing.
Then we'll get, I want to get into the list because I want to
hear. I would love to compare a list
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and see where I need to like fill mine and so on and so
forth. But I love with the bubble.
So I always leave it obviously empty when I'm about to start a
trip. And then as I'm packing stuff, I
click the bubble next to it. Right.
And this goes for everything like this is yes, I think, as
you alluded to, like even for work trips like clothes and and
you know, different toiletries Ineed to bring.
Sure, absolutely. Now I do love though that as I
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complete that one, obviously thejust the seeing the the golden
glow of it is beautiful, but on the return, I then go back in
and I unselect and I refresh girl.
That way you make sure because the last thing you want is to
like leave something behind, especially if it isn't
unmentionable. You know what I mean?
Correct. Correct.
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Unmentionable. You know what I mean?
All right, so quick side quest. Speaking of inventables, there
was one time I was like travelling through Paris.
It just happened to be Paris. And I'm so well travelled.
No, but I was going through security and I had like in my
roller board, I had my douche. Like.
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And I mean as well, you never know, I might need, you know, on
a dime. There's I'm on Sniffy's in the
airport. I might need to be ready, you
know, you just never know. If I got a layover, honey, she
got you know just anyway, so I go through and they pull my bag
aside and of course the guy speaking to me in French and I
don't have no idea what he's saying.
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I don't have those new Airpod 3 yet that do the self
translation. So got to get those when them
come out whoever you know, he then like pulls this out and go
and kind of looks at me and sayssomething in French and then he
goes, what is this? And I was like, I'm sure that's
my douche. And he was like, and it's like,
maybe it's very concerned and awkward face and immediately
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just set that off to the side and kept going through my back.
And I'm mortified because I'm like traveling with friends too.
And they're like so. Sorry with that I have to say I
was recently on a trip and I don't know what has changed with
DSA because this has never happened to me before but
they've started doing a newer swab and I believe they're
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looking for explosives but it's on your shoe.
Like they they make you take offyour shoe and they swab the
bottom of your shoe. It had never happened to me
before. I'd never even seen it done, but
it's just randomly. It randomly happened and so I
got randomly selected and they did this part of me.
I mean, I had nothing to panic about, you know what I mean?
But it's just one of those things that it's like, even
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though I have nothing to panic about, I'm panicking because I'm
like, well, what if? What if something accidentally
whatever and of? Course, then you're like, not
going to get on the plane. You're not going to be
somewhere. You have plans, honey girl, I
get it. So it's all happening and I have
pre-check so my shoes are on. So I have to take my shoe off
for them to do this. And so the TSA agent, she goes
and she swipes it and it goes off as like as there like it was
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a, a positive result or whatever.
And she go and she tell, she told me as it went off.
She goes, this is the first timethat we're doing this.
Like I've actually never done one of these before.
She's like, it did go off. So I have to get my supervisor.
So the supervisor comes over andI'm just sitting here and I'm
like, Oh my. And like, Oh my God.
Oh my God. Yeah.
You're I just imagine you're like, what, what, what baggy did
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I step on at the club? And they're like.
I know I'm like. What could possibly be
happening? There's residues somewhere.
I know I'm like, OK, it's fine, everything's cool, we're great.
And then the supervisor was likesuper cool.
He was just like, hey, this is anew thing.
It probably is like a false positive or whatever, he said.
He goes, but I do have to like search your entire body and I
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go. What does that mean side
literally? And also was this guy cute like?
No, no, I know, opportunity missed.
I was like this. Could it be the start of a
really fun porno? But it wasn't.
But don't mind me, I'm just gonna close my eyes for this
part of the examination. So literally he goes, I'm like,
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do you want to do this here? We could go somewhere more
private. He's like, because I am going to
have to pat down every part of your body and I biscuit you will
die. I look him dead in the face and
go help yourself. I would expect nothing less,
nothing fucking less. So it's so funny because he's
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like trying to have a conversation through the whole
thing too. And he's like feeling up my
inner thigh, like I have to turnaround.
He's like in all of my pits. Like, didn't touch my, you know,
no, no spots, right? But got really close, really
close. I mean, it's funny.
He's telling me about how much weight he's lost and all this
stuff. And I'm like, why are we acting
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like this is a normal thing happening?
You know, come on, Ozempic girl.Good for her, you know.
So luckily, I know everyone was concerned, everything was fine.
I went on off on my merry way, no issues.
But I knew you'd get a kick out of him asking to like basically
pat me down. I'm like, yeah, help yourself.
Go for it, sis. You know, my blood pressure is
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already not that great, we really don't need more added in
the situation. Holy shit girl.
Sorry, that was a side quest forthe side quest for the side
quest, but it was necessary. We're here for it, and we're
here for this packing episode, so let's dive in.
Love it, love the transitions. So all right, back to the notes
app would love, let's just dive into, you know, we could bypass
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all the this the standard stuff,sure, but I'm just going to name
a few things that I've got that kind of that maybe stand out a
little bit outside of the usual.And and one actually goes to
something that we we have said multiple times.
I know even our guest on last week's episode mentioned this as
well, but as a sleep mask? Your favorite accessory?
Girl, I cannot express to you enough how much I love a sleep
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mask. And I didn't.
You know what buttons up my ties, you know, tightens my tie
a little bit as I say this, I don't know what I did before the
sleep mask. I know that there was a time
that I did travel before my sleep mask, but I don't know how
I did it. I don't know.
I don't know how I was a person and how I traveled without that
sleep mask. I will take that thing to the
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grave with me. So like what cued you into this?
Was it like, was it something a friend cued you into or was it
something that, I don't know, you read somewhere, saw on
TikTok? What?
Was it, I know that's actually areally good question.
I feel like there had to have been a trip or two where it
required sleeping during the dayso we could be up all night,
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right? And I, I'm the type of sleeper
that once I'm asleep, I'm out, I'm good as soon.
But I have to, like, get there, you know what I mean?
And so if I'm sleeping during the day, I need something to
help me here. I need something.
Yeah. I also would say, like, the last
apt, I lived in tons of windows,and it was very difficult to
make it dark consistently. So I was like, well, you know
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what? Instead of buying like blackout
curtains for this whole bitch, I'm just gonna buy blackout
curtains for my eyes. OK, come on now.
That's just simple economics. Love that.
Exactly. But no, I I got clued in from
you, actually. Yeah, you, you, you definitely
were the one that kind of tickedme off.
Yes, honey and bitch, I'm never going back.
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I sometimes do it at home and I have blackout curtains but I'm
just like I don't want to risk. It I have done it at home so
many times. Oh yeah, I do it often.
Yeah, but also I cuz I'm that guy who would totally do like
wear it on like on any fucking flight too because my God.
Cuz like, you just never know. You got somebody with the
reading light on or whatever. Oh my God.
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Disgusting. I'm I'm also definitely not
above like putting a post it on my little sleep mask to be like
but wake me up when the food's coming, honey, I want.
My snack. Biscuits hungry?
Yes, Biscuit wants another red wine to keep them down.
OK. Totally.
So the sleep mask and the like, earplugs I think is another big
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one, great for sleep, but also you're going to take it out to
the club anyway, or the festivalor wherever you're going.
Because honey, I want to be partying until well into my old
age. Yep, correct.
And I want to be able to hear what I'm hearing or seeing and
what when I'm there. So that would be nice.
Yeah, I have my sleeping earplugs and then I have my
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clubbing earplugs and I just feel like the.
Tell me more. For the sleeping earplugs, I
just they're usually just the cheap foam ones, right?
Like obviously the clubbing ones.
I have my loops and I will nevergo back to anything else.
I love those loop earplugs but like to sleep with the foam
ones. I just get them because I tossed
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so I'm tossed and turn in my sleep too.
So like I might lose 1 and then I'm like fuck be pissed if it
was a little bit more expensive.But I travel everywhere with
those because it could be a loudhotel room.
You know what I mean? Like you just never know what it
could be. But then again, to the point
earlier, like if we're doing something where, hey, I'm gonna
be up all night, so I need to get some sleep in during the
day, but maybe not everybody in the house is doing the same
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thing. Sure, I don't want them to have
to be quiet because of me, right?
So I'm going to put my earplugs in my face mask and I'm gonna
sleep no matter what. And they can do whatever they
want. Honey, you just make your own
little dreamland ecosystem, correct?
I fucking love it. Yes, Well, that's also I gotta
say that makes you a good travelpartner though, because like
you're not going to hold up anybody else.
I think a lot of people would belike, hey guys, can you keep it
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down? I'm trying to do my thing.
You're very thoughtful people, very thoughtful.
Thank you. Thank you.
So outside of the sleep mask, the earplugs.
So sometimes when I create listsand it could be something, let's
say I just leave it open and it while I'm packing or something.
And if I've got other people in the room, I don't necessarily
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want them to know everything that I have on my list, if you
know what I mean. So I've got like a little bit of
code in mind. Stop.
Yes, I totally do. I totally do just in case, just
in case for Can you imagine? I I you know, imagine this
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picture it when you know when when biscuits going to be buried
right and my family has to like go through my phone.
This is also why I need to be cremated because they can't use
that facial recognition unlock to unlock my phone.
Just wipe it clean people. It's on the record now.
I'll put it in my Trust and will, but Jesus Christ I.
Was just going to say biscuit. Biscuit, I think you need to
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write into your will. Like Pete will get my phone on
on the time and date that they call it, and Pete is required to
only have access to my phone andthen we'll pass it on to family.
Oh my God, Can you imagine? It's just like, yeah, like a
notary somehow shows up automatically.
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They like you have to sign it. Oh my God.
Like a little Courier service ispost its or post mates or
whatever. Just like Oh my God.
OK, love that Actually for all of.
Our listeners. I'm happy to be that person.
I'm happy to be that person. For anybody listening, I will
clear that phone. For a small fee, people provide
you. And included travel.
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
Yes oh girl we are diversifying our portfolio here of services.
I love it. OK, so the the next three items
on my list actually are all in code.
Yes. OK, so the first one is is a
compound. It's it's D&L which is douche
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and Lube. Yes yes, yes it is because I
want them to go together, you know, because, because if you
don't put Lube on your douche tip, I don't are you even living
correctly like is your. We go together like sorry, I
knew you'd enjoy. That Oh my God, and for some
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reason, as you said, that my mind, this is such a weird
connection, but like flash to like the veggie tales, like
cucumber and tomato that like best.
I'm screaming. I'm sorry, not the Veggie tales.
Tomato and cucumber being the Lube and douche.
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Well, if you think about it, one's kind of bulbous, the other
one kind of looks like a tube. Wow, yes, Oh my God.
Well. D&L.
Can't wait for the visual on that one.
Me too, right? OK, so next on the list is it
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just says pop, you know, and yeah, which, which for those
that might not know, I suggest poppers some some nitrates stuff
for the for you to inhale. Yeah, helps with a different
type of lubrication of sorts. Yes, yes.
And the last one is it just saysTim.
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And Tim was the person who helped me get Molly for the
first time. So.
So Tim means pack your Molly, pack your Molly.
OK I love that. Also Biscuit, I'm sorry but I
don't know why my brain just went to.
I would hate but also love to know whatever the fuck you use
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as your passwords to things because I know that there's got
to be a reason for what it is and how it's connected, but it's
so fucked up that I just would scream.
Bitch it isn't the gate Avenger code.
Like straight up. You're like, you know what?
I was once at a Waffle House in 2008 and I ordered this and our
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server's name was Jill. So all of a sudden your fucking
passwords like Waffle House 2008exclamation point, Jill.
Oh my God, yes. And bring the Jonas Brothers
while you're at it. Like just.
But yeah, you know, I thought I thought that was a nice little
first of all, a tip of that. A legacy that has carried on.
He now lives memorialized in my notes to happen.
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I love that. I like that so much.
I was going to say I have a couple that you didn't list off
that I would say are definite requirements for me.
Oh yeah, hit me. And one one I will say is
something that I know is going to be like, I'm not going to
bring it on like a quick little one or two day trip.
Like it's something that I will for sure make sure that there's
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room for a little bit of a longer stay.
And if somebody saw this in my packing list, they would laugh.
But wigs. Wigs.
Yes. You just never know.
You never know. You just never know.
You just never know. Sometimes it calls for a wig.
Yes, a wig brunch surprise. Bitch brunch just got better.
Yep. Surprise, I got 5.
I got five of them with me. Don't you worry, girls, don't
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you worry. I got the wigs unlocked.
And we did this on our Fire Island trip.
Sure did, girl. That last night we were making
making dinner. Like run around cleaning stuff.
Oh my God, everybody in there, Bob.
Yes, yes. And I love OK, so this is one
thing I do love to that you did that you you kind of pull a
Moira Rose and you named them. Ohh yeah, they all have names.
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Correct. Ohh yeah, I had Karen.
I loved it. Yeah, you sure?
And I served Karen that night. Yes, honey.
I have to, I have to tip my hat to one of my friends.
He was the one that started that.
He names all the wigs and I inherited a few wigs from him.
And so it was game over. I was like, that is a legacy
that must live on. Must it must.
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It's a fantastic legacy, I love that.
Another one that I would say is like a little less common.
I would say I always travel withmy nasal flush.
Also known as my name. My nasal douche.
Yes. Like a neti pot type of thing.
Kind of like, yes, same, exact same concept, but a little bit
more travel friendly. It's just like squeezable and
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stuff, you know, I'm obsessed with them, you know, for
anything from allergies to extracurriculars.
You just never know. And so I take that with me every
time. Yes, every time.
Yes. OK, OK.
I love this. I love this.
I I kind of have like a questionslash assigned quest.
Oh, compound opportunity. Yeah, right.
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OK, so I have been hearing and I've experienced first hand well
someone on the dance floor like once past me like a Flonase
little like spray. Yes.
Yes. And then they were like, and I
was like, no, I don't, I'm, I don't have allergies.
I'm fine. I'm like, why are you passing
this to me at 2:00 in the morning on the dance floor,
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Right? Like I don't.
I don't need Afrin right now. Girl, I know biscuits old, but
shit like so I was like, what the fuck?
He's like, girl, it's kind of mean.
And I was like, and so, so. So first of all, have you have
you heard or about this or experienced this slash #2?
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What are your thoughts on makingthat a potential travel option
for bringing things along the journey, if you know what I
mean? Yes, yes.
So I will say the only times that I have partake and that
specifically has been in a festival setting, just because
it makes it a little bit easier.You don't have to fumble around
and all the things. I will say it just it's not as
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good as the other. So it's like you give and take,
you give and take, right? So it's like, yes, easier to
conceal, easier to do, faster what have you, but not as good,
you know what I mean? It kind of reminds me though of
like it might make the opportunity for that one guy
that you mentioned that you likeSAT you went around a plane and
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he like went to the bathroom anddid ketamine on the plane.
Does this ring a bell? No, Was it?
Did somebody else tell me this story?
Well. Apparently.
Oh my God, holy shit. But yeah, somebody just came
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back from the bathroom and sat down next to this person and was
like, yeah, I just did get it mean.
You're like 36,000 feet up, curly.
Can you imagine? I mean, I don't know if that
would be a great idea or a horrible idea.
I feel like it's got to be one or the other.
It's not this. Oh my gosh, yeah, it was fine.
No, it's one or the other. You know, I think we're just
going to have to do some trial. Some market research, some
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market. Research.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Market Human testing, human
trials, you know, yes. We don't test on animals, we
test on ourselves. Yes, I mean that's just that's
just good, you know, eco friendly, animal friendly.
We love that. No ASCPA coming up in here.
No, Mammy. No, Sarah, you're not allowed.
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Sarah Mclothlin, Sit down, girl.I had a couple other things that
one of them is kind of common I would say, but it's something I
always forget and I feel like it's an accessory that you can't
over prepare for and that is sure sunglasses.
Yes, yes, and you need differentvarieties, right.
I don't know what's going to go with what outfit I'm going to
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wear, what the vibe is correct, because that's that's the other.
I might like plan a whole outlook.
But if like one of my like if you were to come out with a Bob
and a big pair of sunglasses on,I might want to change up my my
look, you know, So you got to have options.
Our trip to Fire Island, I brought probably 8 pairs of
sunglasses. Insane.
It's absolutely insane and I know that and I'm I, I'm aware
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and I accept it, but it was needed.
And we accept you for. Yes.
And then people share. It's like, Oh no, I got 17 pairs
of sunglasses, you can borrow 1.Oh my God.
So this actually comes to another item I have on my list
that I didn't get to quite yet. And that is, and I'm also known
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for being the person who does that, who passes out and like,
oh, you don't have that. Here, take mine.
Yes. Harnesses.
Oh, yes, girl. I one time went on like a long
weekend trip to visit this. This is like a year and a half,
two years ago to this. I was visiting, I was kind of
seeing this guy who lived out inSeattle and I was like staying
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with him for a long weekend. And we were gonna go out at one
point and I didn't know what harness I was gonna wear.
And he only had one and I think his roommates had none.
And so we're just sitting aroundand I'm like, well, I have 8 on
me. And they're like what?
So bitch we did like a little fashion show and then like 2 of
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them borrowed them it. Was I have 8:00, it's fine.
I have 8:00. I got a whole cherry on just
with the harnesses in it. Do you want do you want leather?
Do you want fabric? Do you want do you want color?
Do you want black? Do you want matching arm bands?
I'm imagining you have a little tablet out here.
Do you have any allergies? No.
OK, Yes. All right, let.
Me make a call out back. Just hold on one second.
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And then you brought a sewing machine to just whip out a new
one just in case, can you? Bitch OK side quest, I want to
learn how to sew. I feel like that's such a handy
and on longer trips I will sometimes pack like one of those
little travel sewing kits just because again, like I feel like
in a sea of gaze there will always be one that has like a
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thread of needle. Yep.
But always you just it. You just never know and it
always helps to be prepared. Yep, I agree.
I agree. Anyway this one is I always I
have an internal battle with myself every time that I go to
pack this or not. Are you ready?
I'm ready, I'm sat. I feel like I'm.
I know I'm hyping it up for something and you're just gonna
like, roll your eyes at me as soon as I say it, but I, you
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know this about me. I live and die by my Metamucil.
Oh, yes, OK, come on. Travel packs I.
Always have an internal fight with myself on whether that
actually makes the cut or not, depending on what the trip is.
You know what I mean? Because sometimes it's am I
going to do this? Am I going to keep myself
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regular or am I going to alter my body chemistry for a few days
to get to the finish line? You know what I mean?
I hear you, I hear you. I skipped over this because I I
didn't, I just threw this in with like what my usual like
daily supplement or my like prescriptions are, but I
absolutely like have fiber like fiber tablets like listed or
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capsules listed in mine. 100% honey girl, you are a good
company. Good company honey, what else?
I I so with that I also have packed like my party recovery
stuff. I do have that like earmarked.
So whether that's like the little soft landings, little
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drink mixers or just like regular 5 HTP pills.
I also have Imodium on my list. Oh, you know what?
That. You're so right.
I don't know why that's not on mine.
Oh my gosh. Oh.
Oh my gosh, see sister's helpingsisters.
I can't believe it. Well, I know, and let's see,
what else do I have? Wipes.
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Oh, 100%. That one's on here.
That one's on here, absolutely. Hot take though, I especially on
longer flights. So we, we talked about how I
recently was like on a very, like a very long flight and I
was like, girl, I don't want to come off this plane and you
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know, like smelling rank, right.So, you know, an hour before
landing, honey, she goes into the bathroom.
She just, she just wipes up. She just, she gets herself a
little fresh. I'll put on some like fresh
deodorant at that time too. Brush your teeth.
Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep. Oh absolutely.
Oh yeah, I want that smile to besparkling, honey.
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Absolutely no. I feel that I actually side
quest a little hack for you. I had a supervisor years ago
that I like pre pandemic, lots of traveling, right?
All the time. I feel like, you know, anyways,
pre pandemic, she said what she would do is wear whatever on the
plane and then when she would land, she would go right into
the lounge, shower, change, get ready to go to office meeting or
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what have you. So like leveraging the lounge
when you land versus yeah, stillgo, but like wear whatever you
want on the plane, be comfy, sleep, do whatever land, go into
the lounge, do your things, thatway you're fresh and ready to go
and then go right into the meeting.
I love that. Yes, come on, professional hack.
I know I was like, that is so smart, I love that.
(36:21):
Yes, absolutely, absolutely taking that.
I do have some I have some very gay ones that are just they are
somewhat you could say wardrobe like specific or like going out
specific handkerchiefs and not like pocket square thing, but
more like the I'm gonna look like a little gay cowboy, you
(36:43):
know, yes, yes, like the bolo tie looking like thing or.
Whatever. Absolutely got that.
I've got Fanny packs. Gotta pack your Fanny packs.
Gotta pack your Fanny packs. Yep, I have bags.
Yes, bags. Yep, Yep.
I have specifically circuit shorts.
So we've talked on this podcast about blitz beats our girl and
(37:06):
we're just in general. I've got shorts that definitely
skew towards like when I know it's going to be a hot sweaty of
dancing time. Yep.
Fans correct? Clack fans.
Oh yes. Yes, Mama Pete would be proud of
this since I know she gave a seminar on how to clack a fan
once, so I figured you'd be you would be entertained.
And then. And we did this when we went on
(37:29):
our trip to Fire Island. But I do it any gay trip and
that is packing moo moos. Yo, yes.
The little cat tans honey. Absolutely you can't.
Oh yes, you can't go wrong because girl, if you're just
having like a chill night in andyou, you walk up in a cat tan,
girl, all of a sudden you've changed the whole environment.
That mood is like, oh, oh girl, I'm going to go put mine on.
(37:49):
Hold on, let's go get on. Are we gonna do face masks
tonight? And then you put on that with
the wigs. Oh my gosh, yes, my God.
Dynamic is stellar. Well anything else or any other
like loose things? Absolutely.
One is an item and the other's areminder, and these are the
final two things that I'll give and I think you'll just laugh.
(38:10):
The first one, you will side with me right away, but it's to
have a Bluetooth speaker always forever and always forever and.
Always. I sometimes bring the ones that
pair up too so if you've got like 2 levels or something.
Yep. We need surround sound, baby.
Absolutely. And some.
And I feel like you're either with a group that everyone
brings one or there are none. Yeah, You know what I mean?
(38:30):
Like, I feel like that's always what happens.
So I will always just make sure that it's in there.
I just want to make sure we havea speaker so that the mood can
be set while we're chilling around the kitchen.
Yeah. Whatever's happening, you know?
Yeah, and then my reminder that I have on my apps before, on my
Note app before I work to travel.
And you're going to laugh at this.
You're I hope you're ready, Manscape.
(38:52):
Yes, I, no girl, I honey, it is important.
So I try to sync up my manscaping as a quick cyquest.
I'm sure everybody's been waiting on the edge of their
seats to hear this. I just do it with my Barber
appointments. Oh yes, yeah, Hair brow
manscape. All the way down.
(39:17):
Oh, and I will say, you know, because I, I will, I will shave
the testicles and just if I'm going to go for a fresh because
I taking the Clippers down therejust terrifies me like that
would just, you know, I'm just, I'm going to chop off a whole
nut. It's just gone.
That's not what I need before I go on vacation and.
We can't have one that biscuit. That biscuit.
(39:43):
Oh my God. So yeah.
But I will always do my thing. And then that's the last time
I'll use that little razor. And then she gets a fresh one
for the trip. Correct, correct.
Yeah, I also have noted a quote.Spice containers.
Spice. Containers so cuz you know,
(40:05):
let's say I were to bring powders along with me and I'd
like to revisit that topic here in a moment just for some best
practices. And then I just try to plan
accordingly so I can like use itall before I go.
It's a one way thing. It's a 1, you know.
Yep. I don't want to get them out.
Yeah, absolutely. It's a one way thing, one way
trip. Yeah, but quickly on some of the
(40:28):
best practices, so to speak. Let's say I do want to go on a
trip and I do. I see Tim on my list.
Maybe I've got some other fun little, you know, things I want
to bring along. Whenever I pack anything, I tend
to put it all into, say, a prescription bottle that is not
translucent. So it's like a heart, like a
(40:49):
white plastic bottle or any kindof plastic bottle where I just
put, I put all my prescriptions in there, all of them at once.
Everything trail mix if you will.
Yes. Yes, yes, you know, and I know
what what's what, right, So you know, and then FTSA stops me and
they pull out the little quote Flintstone vitamins or whatever.
And I'm just like, no, I that does not say coach, that does
not say Snapchat or we have a ton.
(41:12):
No, that's just a multivitamin. It's a multivitamin.
But I've, I've never been stopped and you know, I can't be
stopped, but powders are a little bit trickier.
And So what I've done in the past is for capsules that of
things that I might not need in a ton of excess volume, I'd like
(41:32):
to use 5 HTP capsules. So I just have like a a bunch of
those and I'll just empty out the five HTP, use a little Q-tip
and clean it out. Yeah.
And then I'll just use a little funnel to pack in whatever
powder I want to bring along forthat journey.
And then I cap that and I will put that in a safe space.
(41:53):
I prefer to, I will say I think it's important if you are going
to travel with stuff that looks like pills or capsules of other
stuff. Yeah, it is important.
I know where this is going. I know where this is going.
It is important to put it one, perhaps not with all of the
daily stuff that you would usually take.
So maybe put it in a different pill bottle.
OK, OK. And potentially mark it like
(42:17):
just mean like maybe if there's a line you could draw on it or
something, just as a reminder. Something something.
And then speaking to reminders, yes, is to set multiple
reminders to take those out uponarrival at your destination.
And the the multiple reminders is important because you might
(42:38):
be able to plan for when you expect to be at your destination
and it might be in a place whereyou could take stuff out.
But let's say you have a travel delay, something comes up, you
could get a little behind on that and forget to take them
out. Yep, like Biscuit once did
correct And accidentally took something in the morning and
(42:58):
very quickly realized it. Thank goodness, because Biscuit
did not want to have to go to a Mexican hospital when he
accidentally took a full capsulefull of ketamine.
So girlies, don't do that. Don't do it.
Set multiple reminders, like maybe one of like a time you
expect to arrive and then maybe 1-2 hours or three hours later
just so you've got some extra cushion.
(43:19):
But use that reminders app. Use the Reminders app.
And I have friends who also haveused Doxy Pep, so those blue
capsules because they do the thealignment of the words to tell
which ones are which. So like on the capsule, like
it's printed in a line like whatever the ID or something is.
So friends will make sure that the ones that are not are not
(43:41):
aligned. So that way whatever they know
which ones have their the fun surprise powder.
Makes sense, Jesus. Right.
Jesus or genius, porque no Los dos.
Oh my God. My gosh.
Well girl, do you have anything else or any other best practices
(44:03):
on your end? No.
I've learned what I know throughyou.
Yeah, hard. Well, I will say this is not
something that you just have to do for trips.
I know, as we mentioned, I actually have a going out like a
night out little notes app checklist, but I will check
because that way it's just easier to remember and I just
make sure I don't want you don'tdo that crap.
What did I forget thing? It's always ear plugs.
(44:23):
It's always ear plugs. I forget.
I'm like Buck and not I'll prevent you sell some so
important. To know my favorite thing is
like for just a night or a weekend, I usually leave like
one of my little Fanny packs with everything in it that I
need. So even if I'm not going to use
that bag, I'm going to use a different one.
I at least know OK, everything Ineed is in that black Lululemon
bag. So I'm just going to move what's
in there. Oh, I love that.
(44:43):
I love that. Well, you know, whether folks
are traveling to Folsom this weekend, or Desert Moon in Reno,
or maybe even Dream Nation in Paris, I know which girl give me
a reason to go to Paris. Fuck it.
Please please so they can find your douche in your roller bag
too. 100 percent, 100% Well thishas been super fun and I hope
(45:07):
now all of our feral friends areready to travel and just go out
and find some fucking fun. Use that notes app, let us know
if we're missing anything that there's like, Oh my gosh, Pete,
that's that. I can't believe you forgot X.
Like, I want to know what that is.
What is it? Please tell me.
Oh my God, yes. Hit us up on Instagram or go to
the website, girl, you know I'm going to have a contact form for
(45:27):
you. So absolutely, let's do it.
Love it Well with that from our fair relationship to yours, I'm
Pete and I'm. Biscuit.
And remember. Have fun, get fucked and get
feral.
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