FiendCast: The Official FiendFix Podcast

So many thoughts.

Have you ever considered the harDships of men? Have you ever cocKblocked? 

Feel free to write in and let us know. 

K thanks bye!!!!

Hello!

I hope you are not sad about things! Maybe just think of Ed Wuncler III or Gin Rummy to give u hope in these times. 

Don't be scurred.

Also, friendly reminder, you actually own nothing anymore.  #rentersforlifeeeee

Also Also, someone put these keeds in computer lab, please. 

#unburdernedbywhathasbeen

Yo What's good friends and fiends!!! Today we get into who would make the best president...results may shock you. (Spoiler, we all suck) SOOO anyways, here is a new eps for your ear holes - please enjoy ^.^

Hello!

First of all no new news but JLO needs some validation but maybe also self esteem. Also, why we got the Sessler goin berserk? Why we got military vehicles completely flipped over on the main highway?? I think the main question here though is do you prefer The Rock or Batista in reference to wrestler man movie stars??

Let us know. 

K thnx byeee

Call the Authorities Neowww!! The Diddler's must be stopped, blocked and arrested immediately! Ask yourself this, how much $$ would it take for you to H03?? Or are you just out here giving it up for free??? Know what else is free, watching celebs be absolute buffoons! Its Great! 

& Always remember to be prepared for everything at ALL times, your life depends on it.  

Have you ever had the fear that airplanes weren't safe? Well you'd be correct! And the *industry* is trying to stay hush hush about it. Would you use recycled soaps? ..They're economic! Also, try not to be a crazy cat lady and make sure to wear the highest of frequency clothing.

K thnks byeeeee!!!!!!

Hiya Fiends!

This week issa two man show aka battle ground where The Impaler and I hash it out! Who sucks more, men or women?? Tune in to find out! 

*Also, join our (eventual) Patreon to hear the exclusive "whore" name! Also Also, maybe, just maybe, dont SA people?? Just a thought. 

Funn times..

Are farts always rude or are they always cool...? Asking for a friend. Also did you know that literally everything is a conspiracy including the Super of Bowls???? How sad/scared/stupid do you have to be to mistake an ACORN for a gun sh0t??? Doesn't matter anyways, because from here on out the A.I. will tell us all visual lies and we won't know the difference to care...probably. 

Hopefully not though.

We've all *seen* the moon in the sky but have we really sEeN the moon??? No. Don't get tricked by these scam artist...your therapist could even be one!!!  RIP to Sports Illustrated. 

Also pls ignore the word slur at the end Dandy was just having a moment lol. 

Turns out those underground railroads weren't *actually* underground. Who knew.

ANYWAYS! WTH going on with these tunnels??? The *dis-placed* migrants?? NY you okay babes??? Maybe we should create care packages using Stanley Cups. The kids will love it. Stay tuned for the next episode of Keeping up with Katt! 

K Thnks Bye!! 

Well here we are folks! 

Don't get Bipped if you're in CA, & geography is hard for American(s)(Dandy) so please don't judge! You can judge however, how $cammy the U.S prison system is, cause as we know it sucks! You know what else sucks? Crappy jobs we need more women representation in. Also, how petty is too petty? 

YALL 

Sh*t is crazy out here. This episode we start to discuss the propaganda against women. How many oysters is too many, really? 

-- also in a seriousness, we sincerely hope for a peaceful outcome for those being affected by the current conflict. Humans really are the most hateful creatures. 

We've been getting buff/ healthy kind of? The real question is though, are jokes/pranks abusive? Lets trauma dump!

Please don't test on inmates...its weird... but you know what else is weird(and accurate)....TikTok math!

Give us a woop woop if ur a festival bb and use our code HotCheese10 for 10% off your next hot cheese purchase. 

Have you ever played with Baoding Balls? If not, you are def missing out. Also, dont we all wish we could be nepo babies & have generational wealth? Well just keep on trucking you're at least guaranteed to be old and irrelevant at some point! Also, also, please wipe your pee. Thanks, Management. 

**If you have the +RiZz+ pls listen to this episode**

How many Presidents can you name? Would you consider yourself old? Well you are. Embrace it. Don't embrace cocaine bear as a movie though it f*ckn sux. Also as long as you keep up with the lingo you're still young... unless you're 37, then you're old.  #carfax. Also Also, Kevin James. 

Give ur best main character energy and flex bb!

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