Ep13: Second-place Sharpshooters

We talk about the Olympics, the correlation between Airplanes and Beanie Babies, Gears' hatred of "Coke" (but which type?), and more!

Episode Transcript

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Hello everyone, editor Nano here. I just wanted to give some context before this episode starts.

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Due to a hiatus that we had to go under for this show, we have had episodes 12, 13, 14, and 15
all recorded about a couple of months ago, and we're just now finally getting around to uploading
them. Just letting you know this in case there's any timing specific things we mention in these
episodes, just know that they were recorded a couple of months ago. But we'll be getting back to

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brand new episodes starting at episode 16.
Oh, oh, I do have something to talk about, but it's really weird.
Can you like, stand still for a moment, you ADHD ass fucker?
Yeah, I really need medication.
You really do? Okay, yes, you do have a- you have a silly thing- wait, no,

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I said who the fuck I am, and then John- John said John. Who are you?
Yeah.
I'm Gears Master, I'm gonna be doing streaming and video- video soon.
I'm still working on the- the editing for one of them, kind of been getting off-kilter on many
things.
I need to fuck you.
Nano, I swear to God I will fucking eat your family!

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The meat grinder?
Nano, you're going babble- but you're the one who rambles on the most.
No, not for the intros though. See, for the intros,
he says he's Gears Master, and then I say fuck you, for no particular reason.
I'm Gears Master?
And then he says fuck me- wait, no, not that.
I'm just a random raccoon named Faye that I found in a dumpster somewhere, now I'm here.

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We don't talk about that one.
We don't talk about the one that's stolen his spot on the couch today, for some reason.
It's because I- it's because I was not- I wasn't thinking I was gonna have anything
to talk about today, but I actually want to talk about the Olympics.
What specifically? Okay, if you want to start off with the Olympics, go for it,
but like, I've only seen like a thing or two from it.

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Is this- is it the obvious?
Is it the sharpshooter Eve- uh, Ivan?
I showed him to my dad today, even.
Turkey?
I showed him to my- I showed him that fucking photo of him to my dad in the
fucking waiting room to the urgent care today.
Um, cause there's nothing to do, it's like, hey, check out this photo.
Standing there with the gun.

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Yeah, the comparison photo where it's him and her, like, both standing next to each other.
Tours like the other contestants.
I looked at the posture of some of the guys who were firing, and I forget that you kind of have
to like, do that posture because you're shooting one-handed, and I'm over here just like, mother
of god, if I had that- I- so, I- I used to date a guy, and we went shooting together, um, and

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I had to correct their posture so fucking bad on so many parts because they, uh, how to explain
this, they basically were leaning backwards while shooting, whenever they- they were holding it with
both hands, like, forward-front, having their arms locked and everything, and then leaning
backwards heavily while firing their gun.
No.

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And we were just like, okay, first of all, nope, I am shoving you forward first, you are gonna
lean forward and go into it, and then secondarily, you're gonna put- you're gonna stagger your legs
out so that you have one leading out, and now you're gonna fire with elbows bent.
Yeah, like, I don't think it takes even knowing anything about guns or anything about physics

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to know that having your- like, your elbows locked is probably a bad idea.
It was the first time they ever shot a pistol.
If you even know that, like, a projectile comes out of the thing you're holding at a fast speed,
I think you just know to maybe bend those elbows a little bit.
Just a little bit.
I was in- I was in Boy Scouts whenever I was really young.

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Uh, I've been in Boy Scouts for over 13 years.
What does Boy Scouts have to do with the Olympics?
Well, it's about shooting.
Oh, there's boys in the Olympics, right.
Okay, continue.
Boys in the oly- wait, what?
Okay, so I was in Boy Scouts, and whenever we were going through our- whenever there was an outing,
we called the shooting out- outing because we gotta shoot guns.
It was.22 caliber, it's really small of a guys.

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Uh, but we had to- we actually had to get someone who was, um, National Rifle Association trained,
as in NRA trained, and actually have them come over and train us how to handle and respect
the firearms that we're gonna be firing at the next outing and making sure that we know exactly
what to do and what not to do and making sure that no one kills anyone.

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Um, I always loved those outings, they were some of my favorites.
I shot.22,.223s, and 12 gauge and 10- 20 gauge, and they were so much fun to shoot.
It was such a grand old time, but whenever I have someone who I'm gonna be training,
or I'm like, whenever I'm like, I actually took my mom, my mom out to the range, and I was just like,

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okay mom, you need to respect this thing, it is a scaly little boy, look at him go.
You're also gonna feel some recoil, I'm just gonna give you like a good example of what you're gonna
feel, and so while the gun was not loaded or anything like that, I literally just hold the
top of the gun and like grip it and then kind of push back a bit, and she's like, okay, I can deal
with that, and then she loaded up the right, the pistol started firing, and she's like, yeah,

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I still can't do that, and I'm like, it's okay.
Uh, but no, um, I-
So why were you mentioning this with the- with the Olympics? Where does this tie into the Olympics?
That's cause I- I- ADHD. But no, uh, Olympics, I actually was- I found it hilarious how funny the
postures were of the guys who were firing, of like all the training equipment. I only saw like one or two other people?

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Like, I didn't really see a lot of them. Like one of them just had their posture being like a fucking, like,
it was- it looked like that, and it wasn't like face to face support, it was leaning back, it was a
leaning backwards posture and then holding- they held the gun like this, forward, front, honestly,
the way that, um, Eve- uh, I'm gonna read this, um, I'm gonna read this, um, I'm gonna read this,

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um, Eve- uh, whatever his name was, the guy who got silver was holding his- honestly, that's like the
best fucking stance for a- like, if you're holding a- holding a firearm, like, one-handed, and you have to
shoot like that, that is like one of the best stance. It keeps your- it keeps like a good fucking stabilization

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throughout the entire body, and the thing is, if you notice, you can see him swaying as he's aiming up,
and you can see that he's like aiming up and then fires at like the exact moment he needs to in this
way, and it's just like, wow, he's been doing this for a very long time.
So obviously the higher- like hitman though.
But it looks like he just like popped out of-

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It basically looks like he just like popped out of-
Definitely. Definitely, 100%. Um, they died, they will be back in a moment.
They just died.
Maybe or maybe not. Oh no, that is an idle animation. Yep, they- she's gonna be like,
she's fucking dead. Uh, but at least it's not my internet going out as mine proceeds to go out.
She just sent in the discord, uh, my internet cut out.

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That's what I was saying.
But no, uh, and then there was also this one specific gymnast in the Olympics who I, uh,
I- I dislike her promotions on parmesan.
What?
Uh, she was- she was, uh, she had a sponsorship with the parmesan cheese company,

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and they literally had her pose with giant wheels of cheese.
I like cheese. I'm a very big cheese-
Yeah, I love cheese.
I love the cheese.
Well, okay, well-
Okay, I can have- she put her coochie on the cheese.
Take my wallet!
Extra flavor.
Extra flavor?
I- she did a split on the- she did a split on the cheese and a leotard.

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Extra flavor.
So you're saying that some people want the cheese more and you want to-
I wanna burn the cheese cause now it touched a cooch.
Don't burn the cheese, that's still cheese!
No, no, no, no.
Let's go cooking the cheese.
Now look, that's not my type of cheese.

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But you can make cheez-its out of it.
You can make cheez-its out of it, and therefore, it is a national treasure.
No, no, coochie cheese, no cheese.
Man, Gere's just no fun.
He'll talk about the Olympics and he'll say,
we can't have fucking cheese, what's next, huh?
No cheese!
There was a guy who projectile vomited on the floor.
I saw an image of that!

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Oh god.
Well, it was right after they got out of the fucking filthy-ass river.
Yeah, the French Olympics.
The French river.
The French olympics, in a nutshell, floor vomit.
I think, if I recall correctly, I heard a little bit about that,
of like, they paid a lot of money to have this river that was fucking disgusting,

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like cleaned to the best of its ability, which did like fucking nothing,
so that it could be swam in, because the river is substantial for historical reasons or something.
I think I also heard something about people making it dirty again,
like while they're fucking cleaning it up, just because they're like,
no, fuck you, you're trying to come clean up our dirty-ass fucking river?

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Man, was that France?
I don't know if that was France or not, so French people are fucking crazy.
I don't know.
We already knew that.
And if not, I'm sure people are also crazy.
I was gonna be looking on the...
I need to look on the shit, because...
What in fucking Christ's name?
Holy shit!
We've got a new discovery for you right here, right now, live.
Live recording.
I think it's the air rifle specifically, not the pistols, but the air rifles,

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or whatever the fuck they're called, and there's just this one person,
how they scope up is that they put their...
They're like, okay, let me see this picture.
We're doing the research, we're taking a look here.
Oh my God, they have both their hands on the same side of the rifle, like this.
Like this.

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So, one, the trigger fingers are here, and the gripping like this, but the...
Our hands twisted arm.
Under-ear listener's not even gonna try to explain it.
And then...
Like, they have their...
Do you remember when my ass was jank?
On one of the episodes?
That's a good description.
That's what they fucking look like!

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That's exactly what they look like on their back arch.
That is funny.
Holy fuck, what in God's...
So, the femboy spine posture is what you're saying.
Oh my God, I don't know how to send this to you guys.
How do I send this to you guys?
I don't know, you'd put it somewhere?
Cochette is on Twitter.
You'd put it somewhere?

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It's on Twitter, but I don't know, can I save the image?
Let me see, save images!
While you're sending that as well, I think I did have one thing pinned that I did want
to talk about a little bit, which was the... Anyone remember the fucking...
All the Windows shit that happened?
No, you know, not Windows specifically.

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That actually jeopardized me getting a job.
Really?
That like affected you directly?
Holy...
So, what happened is that...
Can I explain for a moment?
Because you've been doing a lot of talking.
Or do you want to keep talking?
I want to keep talking.
Let me just explain the shittiest way now that you gave me the floor.

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Sting broke a...
Boost screen, no.
Oh my god, okay, no.
You go.
As a resident technical person...
I don't remember exactly what the... Shut up.
I don't remember exactly what the company was, but they made a software that a lot of companies
tend to use for backing up a lot of their files.

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They released an update?
That would cause the... That would just do a infinite loop through the Windows system
and then would just... Break it.
Would just blue screen the computer.
Unfortunately, a huge amount of places and companies and stuff use that software,

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including like airplane places.
A lot of major businesses and banks and all sorts of other stuff use this software.
So there is a portion of time where nothing functioned.
I think there's an estimate of about 40 to 60 billion dollars lost.

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It is a fuck ton.
But there is one company that wasn't affected, at least in terms of flights for this issue.
Also to clarify, it's Cloudstrike and it's a...
It's Cloudstrike is the name and it's a...
I think it's an anti-malware suite specifically.
They might have other products as well.
It's primarily advertised as an anti-malware suite for businesses specifically.

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And yeah, Southwest Airlines, because what was it they still run on Windows?
Which Windows was it?
It was like 3.1 or something.
Yeah, Windows 3.1.
They're ancient.
Which by the way...
Okay, so as someone who is the resident...
Let me just say, Windows 3.1, that's not even Windows, that's just...
It's just DOS. That's still DOS.

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So the funny part about it is that as a resident person who has had a long history of aviation,
in which the job that I was actually applying for is in the aviation industry,
that's why it affected me so damn hard.
Oh no.
So, here's the thing about most of the systems in aviation, they are ancient.

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They still work...
Okay, they still work on the...
They still work on tech that is from the 1970s.
Half the aircraft that are out in the air flying are from the 70s.
No, I am not shitting you.
Most of them are from the 70s.

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Not many new aircraft have been actually made.
So, except for Boeing and Airbus is actually probably the best.
Unfortunately.
Unfortunately.
Yeah, that's what I was about to say.
A320, the A320s are really damn good.
I've flown in several of them.
They're really nice.
The A220s from the previous generation, my mom's actually worked with them as well.

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She worked for a company that specifically...
Do you know Ty Warner?
Here's what the fuck you...
What?
This is...
This is too much into...
What?
They made those?
Wait, hold on.
No, you were just...
No, you cannot fucking mention airplanes and Beanie Babies are the same fucking topic.

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I can because the guy who actually made Beanie Babies gets their aircraft certified or gets
their aircraft mostly customized and everything like that at a specific company.
And I'm not going to mention the company because of information reasoning,
but I've actually seen it.
It's really cool.
Is this public knowledge that the guy who made Beanie Babies as...

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What?
What do you even...
No clue.
But...
They get their aircraft serviced at a certain place and I don't want to mention exactly
what place.
But no, the place I was going in for a job interview at,
they were having a really shitty day that day that I came in for my interview.
I was supposed to shadow, but it was way too busy of a day because

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most of the systems were shut down because of the fucking blue.
I hope you really like the color blue that day.
I literally went in for the interview entirely just by itself.
And I think I really did a shitty job at the interview.
I need to get taught how to do interviews.
But no, because I'm way too fucking honest when it comes down to interviews because

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I don't like lying.
You need to stop being a lying sack of shit.
No, don't do that.
But no, most systems inside of aircrafts are ancient as hell.
Even the teaching methods are as well, though I haven't seen any newer ones
without a company that's extremely oof.
Um, but yeah, no, aircrafts are ancient as fuck.

(16:25):
Even the methods are.
But honestly, they are extremely reliable because of how the FAA runs their shit.
I am not kidding you.
They do it on a basically like whenever something happens,
they immediately ground everything and then figure out what the fuck happened.
And then whenever they find out the issue, they get the fix out.
And then they tell the mechanics here, here's the new fucking documentation

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on the specific aircraft and how you should handle this specific issue.
If it comes up in your shop, fucking fix it.
And unless you're rolling, unless you're bowing, in which case,
do the exact opposite of the thing that you were told to fix.
Actually, the thing is that bowing as well.
Yeah, yeah, it's just they don't.

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Yeah, they just they don't actually do it.
So the thing is that most of the most of the things of the whenever comes on a maintenance side,
if there's ever an issue, like let's say actually,
I have a story for this one because it's hilarious.
Oh, boy.
Kind of.
Um, so there was, I think in the 1990s or night or the early 2000s,

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I think it was Mcdouglas aircraft, the MD 10 or 11.
Uh, there was a service for the pylon that was being done by American Airlines back in the day.
And the guy who was doing the servicing for those that specific pylon pylons,
by the way, are the connection between the engine and the wing.
So the wing and then you have the pylon, the stretch across to connect the engine

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to the rest of the body of the aircraft.
How they got it off was that they lifted the engine with a fucking forklift,
which was not FAA certified or quali or even just mentioned.
And whenever they were putting it back on, they caused these little dents inside the pylon.

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And here's the bad part about that.
Stress risers.
Uh, stress risers, whenever we put a dent in material,
and it basically causes a stress point in which whenever it flexes,
it will break at and continue to shear through material.
And let me tell you, it will shear through almost everything if not handled properly.
And so during a point in the flights, all of a sudden,
the engine would flip over the wing and kill everybody.

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This happened for about three or four flights.
The guy who actually did it and had the services that were all in a thing.
I don't think I think he's still on FBI's most wanted.
Basically everything a mechanic does, if not done by the FAA manuals or the air book,
just basically the maintenance manuals, if not done to the strict word of the maintenance manuals,

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can get slapstick with million dollar fines or with homicide charges up in the 300s.
Oh, and Nando sent me a panel either.
Before we get to that, I want to say, because we didn't even say this at the start of the episode,
we haven't recorded in like three weeks.
There's a little, little status update there because for you guys,
there'll be like a one week gap between episodes.

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We have recorded in like three weeks, however, because what was the first one?
What were even the three reasons why each one was was scanned?
I don't know.
It's just a break.
First, remember vacation for the second one.
Why?
The third one was my ass.
The third one was his aunt.
No, the third one, the second one was gears literally forgot
that he had a vacation plan for like the past year.

(19:56):
Would you know that's a, that's a totally gears thing to do.
And I was in the third one.
I would was, it might've been, it might've been the third one.
After my internet booted me off and now the recordings work.
So besides the fact that it's been a couple of weeks,
you've done a couple things in the middle of that.
And I forgot what the fuck I've been doing the past couple of weeks,

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but whatever the hell it was, it was probably productive and important.
It was working on something.
I don't even remember what it was.
I think.
Catching up on 3D prints.
Yeah, I was also just kind of catching up on like stuff I had in the back burner
because, um, but this doesn't matter at all because, uh,
this will be like a couple of weeks afterwards,
but I should be back to streaming now because I'm pretty sure I'm finally returning tomorrow.

(20:40):
It's been 65 fucking days.
It doesn't feel like that.
It's been like almost two weeks.
No, two months and a week and two weeks, two months and a week.
Now the people listening to this are going to be like,
that was weeks ago when you returned.
Yeah, that was several weeks ago.

(21:02):
Yeah, you know, because obviously these episodes have to be like,
uh, three years delayed.
Let's say three years delayed.
Um, let's say like these are still coming out like once we're fucking six feet under.
New episodes.
I thought these guys were dead.
I don't know why that's just funny to me now.
Uh, so what is, which one of us would be the first to go?

(21:28):
It's going to be me.
No, it shouldn't be you.
Well, I mean, it kind of is going to be because you're 25 turning to dust already.
What a shame. What a shame.
But, um, you two received things in your mailboxes.
Now I got a pipe bombs.

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I got to send some pipe bombs a little bit, uh,
because both of you, the little bit of context,
they both helped me with advertising the thing that I 3d print and I sell,
you can go see at nano bun dot TV and that thing, I gave them both one for free.
Still paid for shipping.
Fuck you job advertising.
I was like, just did you put up with my shift for like fucking eight of those 10,

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uh, like PGKT days because we got to advertise the cool things because it's cool.
And then you both got to think about you and added you is when I started helping.
Yeah, you know, immediately for the first time in VR chat history, slave labor.
I put mine on a collar.
The children, whoever's editing this, uh, probably me who's putting up the image copies,

(22:39):
please put up the fucking photo of gears, wearing his fucking VR chat name tag on his collar.
So a long time ago, I made a collar out of leather.
It was really nice.
It actually includes bunny fur.
Oh, really?
Yeah, that is actually that's rabbit fur.
I'm concerned.
So I saw it on a piece of rabbit fur on the backing and then made a whole collar out of it.

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And, uh, um, I didn't actually think the collar was going to be used.
I really just wanted to just kind of make a collar.
See how it functioned.
And, um, actually turned out to be a really good collar.
I'm just going to buy like all these, all these, um, various sus, um, things that that's like,
that's like saying, uh, what's a good example.

(23:23):
I'm going to buy thigh highs.
Beware the pipeline.
Audio listeners love you to death.
The John is twerking gears face literally just happened like that is the only thing that
I'm telling him.
Oh, I could have some too.

(23:46):
He's taking the gummies to go to fuck to bed because we're kind of recording this really
late because fuck media.
Come.
That's one of the reasons.
The other reason is, um, no life things.
So, I mean, then you're getting in the way.
Then also then my technology problem.
Um, yeah, that was a fun fix.

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Yeah, we need to put that image up on the screen because I don't think we mentioned
it yet since we actually began, but, um, yeah, your computer is Frankenstein's monster.
Can you identify the issue here?
And where's the fire hazard?
It's honestly the computer itself.
Those fucking, um, those, those power supplies are weak.

(24:28):
I'm not kidding you.
The one for the computer itself is a 230 watt and I'm over here just like, holy shit.
Jesus.
Okay.
So what, but like what specifically is going on here?
Like, well, what specifically is going on this image?
Redneck ingenuity.
They have a 1660 GPU that whenever the eight pin connector from the PSU power supply unit

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gets connected, it doesn't supply power to it.
So we fucking took another computer and connected it up to the GPU, not like to the motherboard,
but the power supply, the strung it up to the fucking GPU and then turned on that computer
and then turned on the other computer so that it would supply power to the fucking GPU from

(25:13):
a separate computer.
The other computer is literally just a life support system to power the GPU, nothing else.
It's pretty much the dumbed down version.
We're using a different computer to power my graphics card.
Yeah, just that.
It's like a blood boy.
Exactly.
And, oh my God.

(25:34):
So it's when, when you first said this, by the way, I thought you meant the cut.
So let's see it.
That's not going to cut this thing in.
Perfect.
So it wasn't registering that the graphics card was there when I tried plugging in the
graphics card was there and when I tried plugging a different one in as well, which means the
no matter what graphics card I put into it, it wouldn't register because the

(25:59):
power connectors, the cord I would have to plug into it.
Yeah.
The connector.
Yeah.
So the pin connector wasn't working.
So the interesting thing about that is, and next time maybe get a modular power supply,
but it's funny to me because looking at this image, it's now actually just now setting
in what the fuck this is.
Cause when you said it before, I thought you meant that you just, it was like a modular

(26:23):
one.
You just took the cable out of the other computer and you put it in there.
I'm like, okay, no, no, no.
Okay.
It's literally a life support system.
That's yeah.
God damn it.
It is.
It is.
It is.
I literally was like as I fucking told Faye to do.
You know, I'm like, I was, I was telling Faye.
2015.

(26:44):
Yeah.
I was telling Faye like, just grab your other, just grab the other computer.
And like, I'm just like, oh, I don't want to do this, but I have to do this because
it's, I know what it is now and just connected it.
Just connected up.
Don't care.
Fucking connected up.
Now plug in both the computers and turn them both on.
If you told me to do something like that, I just wouldn't even listen.

(27:08):
As long as it works.
That's what matters.
It just works.
It just, yeah.
You know, the song by the Chalkiers.
You're going to be gutting one of those computers for parts for the power supply unit and just.
I mean, there's three of them in my room.
So exactly.
You've got the good stuff.

(27:30):
You want to take from the one that's probably got a lot more power because honestly.
And then you use the other computer as, as the thing is, Gears.
Pipebomb.
No.
They have the same amount of power.
All of them?
Oh.
No, the only one that doesn't is the one I'm using for life support.
Oh.

(27:50):
Aw.
So they're only powering your graphics cards, so they're fine.
Yeah.
So remember the avatar thing I mentioned a minute ago and this ties into the name tags,
which we were just talking about a second ago.
But it also ties into just the show itself.
I was talking about this a bit at the convention that we were at recently, the VR convention.
Let me just show it.

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I opened up Unity a bit.
I did some really cool avatar thing.
So, um, visual watchers, you're going to love this.
Look at that.
Audio listeners, go to hell.
Oh, look at that.
Oh my God.
Look at that.
I want one.
I want one now.
No, I'm like, everyone's going to fucking want this.
I love it so much.

(28:32):
Audio listeners, I'm holding a hologram out of my fucking beaming out of the palm of my hand.
It's an ad.
And it's cool as shit.
It's an advertisement.
It's an advertisement.
It's an advertisement.
And I think it rotates with...
It's fucking cool.
Oh, actually, the rotation is locked.
So if I go over here...
You know, that would have been helpful for years when he was just running around.
That's why I was thinking of it.
Because you two were just fucking running around.

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I'm like, our booth is in such a shit spot, it'd be nice if I could run around with an ad attached to my hand.
So I did it.
Yeah, and you were talking to other people about it.
Isn't that poster like on a... in the VKets?
No, the VKets...
In the world?
I never... I never post about that anywhere.
Nakama Vibes got one.

(29:14):
Yeah, no, I mean, I also got one too.
I didn't post about it fucking anywhere.
This poster right here is also in Virtual Market, which I think just ended, like today, I think.
Yeah, I didn't get a chance to explore it, unfortunately.
Yeah, I think today's the last day, yeah.
And then there's like the other one and the other one, and then the Nakama one,
which is a lot going on there too.

(29:36):
Slightly violated.
That would never happen.
Nakama one was like in one, like the graffiti themed world.
Okay.
It's pretty nice.
Yeah, it's the... the Nakama one is in the fifth world and mine's in the seventh.
That's pretty good.
Oh, and then it has a nice little despawn animation.
It like fades out, it dithers away, and then pops up again.
Oh, for everyone who doesn't know, the hologram is based off of Death Stranding.

(29:58):
This one is not based off of anything in specific, no.
The thumbs up one, that's based on Death Stranding.
This one.
That's Death Stranding.
This is just a cool ass fucking hologram.
I...
What the fuck do I have to give Kojima to give me early access to fucking Death Stranding to...

(30:20):
What do I have to do?
How many people do we have to hold hostage or how many...
Oh no, let me not go with the other one, that one's gay.
Let's think, let's think.
So he's crazy, he makes crazy things.
He would.
Well, $20, so he makes crazy...
The ball's hard.

(30:40):
So 20...
No, not...
So he makes really crazy things.
Has anyone actually played a Kojima game?
Because the only one I ever have is Death Stranding.
Death Stranding.
I haven't played any.
I mean, there's also like...
Wasn't it the...
I don't remember.
I don't remember the name of any games.

(31:01):
I was a Nintendo kid growing up.
I don't fucking know these games on these other comp... what's soda, did you just open it?
And it's Dr. Pepper, we're disowning you.
No, it's Dr. Pepper.
Damn, why, why, you hate Dr. Pepper.
I'm okay with Dr. Pepper.
Debate time.
Okay.

(31:21):
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm vote kicking.
I vote to kick on that one.
Vote to kick the Insta...
I wonder if he even can vote to kick...
The Insta's Master, yes.
The person who created the Insta, I wonder though.
We're not gonna test that,
because then I'm not gonna be able to join back to the show for an hour, but...

(31:41):
Okay, why, why not Dr. Pepper?
Why not?
It's awful.
It's just awful.
Why?
What, why, why is, why...
Of like all of the sodas, it's just like the wannabe one, but it's just lame, like it's just bad.
Do you think a cola, like a cola is better than a Dr. Pepper?

(32:03):
Coca-Cola?
Just a co, I mean a Pepsi is, or Coke or whatever?
I hope it's a Pepsi.
Pepsi's better, but slightly.
Coca-Cola's good, but the, like it's good, like on its own, but the thing about Coca-Cola is to say,
is there's like two ways to get Coca-Cola that make it like 10 times better,
either in a glass bottle or from McDonald's.

(32:26):
Fountain specifically, yes, a McDonald's one.
I had some today.
McDonald's, yeah.
And yeah, the McDonald's one, me, just watered down.
No, just any, like any McDonald's, like if you get Coke from there,
it's always like a lot better than any other like, fast food places,
because McDonald's actually does, they're, unless they messed up the ratio,

(32:49):
but typically like, I've like, I've been all over the place and I've not had an issue with
McDonald's Coke.
Mountain Dew is really good.
Mountain Dew Baja Blast is god tier.
Do not, you will not be able to chase my mind is if you disagree on Baja Blast,
you are just wrong and need to, if you are, if you don't like Baja Blast,

(33:12):
you deserve Alcatraz.
Anyways.
I actually love Baja Blast.
I mean, I bet.
Sprite's really good.
Yeah.
Okay.
But what about the other Sprite, the seasonal one?
What about the one, the specific one?
The cranberry.
I've not had the Sprite cranberry.
Okay.
So for me, it's like Sprite, it's, it's, it's okay.

(33:34):
But I, I don't really like light sodas.
That's the thing.
I like more syrupy sodas.
How, however, Sprite cranberry, that's the one time of year exception.
That's the one.
It's just a little better, just a tiny bit.
I'm going to say something because I need to interject.
Coke's.
Coke's.

(33:54):
I fucking hate Coke.
He hates cocaine.
Damn it.
Fuck.
Coca-Cola.
But no, um, by a second, by a second.
My hatred of cocaine, oh.
Coca-Cola.
My specific hatred of cocaine comes from my love of Coca-Cola.
Cocaine comes from a long addiction of the white snow.

(34:17):
Comes from the Mexican cartel.
I don't know if you did, but the last one you said there was still cocaine.
I don't know if that was still intentional or not.
That's why I said I have a long addiction to the white snow.
Oh, okay.
I can't tell anymore which ones you're fucking up with.
Coca-Cola.
So Coca-Cola.
So Coca-Cola.
I've always hated reasoning.

(34:38):
It's the aftertaste for me.
I absolutely hate it.
It tastes like ass for me.
It tastes like I just ate somebody's ass.
Yeah, shoot it.
And there's only, there's, oh.
I got it.
Coca-Cola thermal paste.

(35:02):
This shit's fucking glued to my hand.
But no, so Coca-Cola.
I've always had an ass aftertaste except with only one place.
And that is.
That's where my failsafe works.
Which will not be disclosed.
Not McDonald's.
Yeah, not McDonald's.

(35:22):
Um, really?
I've actually had the same taste of.
With McDonald's.
Even with McDonald's, I've always had the same taste of like ass.
I don't know what they do.
I don't know if the syrup has changed or something like that.
Secondarily, I don't usually drink soda.
I drink sodas whenever I go to a fast food joint,
but I don't usually go to a fast food joint all the time.
I also do a lot of.
You don't want their water.

(35:43):
Their water isn't that good.
But also I do a lot of, I do love Baja.
I love Surge.
Surge was a good one to have whenever Burger King actually had their PepsiCo products.
Um.
I like the one with PepsiCo products.
What does any of this have to do with me hating John?

(36:04):
I thought we were talking about sodas.
We were.
But this started off because I really, really wanted to.
Um, and also because we're already getting short on time.
John, why not Dr. Pepper?
Just.
It, I told you, it's just not good.
What about, what about Pip Extra?
Cause it is, it is.

(36:24):
I can drink Dr. Pepper.
I just don't prefer it.
Pip Extra?
I've not, I don't even know what that is.
Okay, Dr. Pepper and Pip Extra are pretty similar to each other.
They're pretty much like.
Pip Extra is slightly better Dr. Pepper and it's made by the Coca-Cola company.
So.
In my opinion, it's just their spin on it.

(36:45):
Um, it's, I think it's advertised a little bit differently.
Like Dr. Pepper's are all like, they're 21 flavors and then Pip Extra is just like spicy
cherry soda is what they call it.
But no, they, they, they taste pretty similar.
Um.
Like a lot of people haven't heard of it and haven't drank it, which is surprising to me.
But like.
I've never heard of it.

(37:05):
It's good.
Just like how Dr. Pepper is good.
How is it better than a cola?
The only drink that's so much better around where I am from McDonald's is BLSWT because
the pops are just watered down.
Has anyone ever had McDonald's Hi-C though?
Yes.
The fucking Hi-C.
Thank you.
I mean, yeah, okay.
It's a fucking, I guess it's a kid's beverage, but come on.

(37:28):
It's fucking, that, that, that shit's amazing.
Hi-C is good.
I probably didn't know it was younger.
Listen.
I probably had it when I was younger, but probably don't remember.
Okay.
That meme is so fucking dead.
Um, cut that, but don't actually.

(37:48):
So I also make, uh, I also do a lot of soda stream stuff, which is also PepsiCo products.
And I like their sodas cause I can also like adjust the sweetness or I can just carbonate
water and just add in my own flavors, however I want.
And so I can just make my own favorite soda.
I want a couple of 100% carbonation, no water, just to bubble.

(38:12):
I want to drink air.
So, um, I mean, so you caught it.
So it's like a $99 like machine, but, uh, the actual sodas, like it's an, it's about,
it's a syrup, but you can make nine liters out of it.
And it's like, like $5.
Like $5.

(38:33):
He's sponsored by whatever the hell the name of this company was.
I don't know.
I wasn't listening.
Soda stream.
Soda stream.
No, I'm not sponsored.
They should sponsor Twitch streamers because the name lines up.
This episode was sponsored by the Mexican drug cartel.
They make some really excellent drugs.
I fell down the stairs yesterday.
And you didn't mention that when I said earlier, if there's anything to talk about,

(39:00):
why would I mention my problems?
Because your actual reaction would be better.
But you post the image of the computer before we start the actual reaction.
That would be pretty fucking good.
To be fair, it seems a little bit more than a fucking Frankenstein fire hazard.
Okay.
What?
And to be fair,
it's somewhat of a common occurrence.

(39:22):
That's not good.
You shouldn't let that happen.
I'm falling and I can't get up.
How are your veins, Faye?
Due to how I am, I can suddenly get dizzy if I, um,
go into elevated places too fast.
So if I'm going up the stairs too fast or going down the stairs too fast.
So is that at all related to like the thing where if someone stands up too fast and they

(39:44):
get lightheaded?
Is that like kind of the same thing?
Yeah.
It's partially related.
Yeah.
You need more iron.
That happens as well.
You need more iron.
Also put, um, if you put a brick in your head, you can't be lightheaded.
I'm getting off my bed and I face planted.
You need more iron.
The children yearn for the mines.
Take more Flintstones, um, multivitamins.

(40:09):
But specifically the ones without iron just to fucking spite.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You go down into the cave and you look for the iron ore.
That's how you get more iron.
John, we need to go to the mines.
Tell me back in the mines.
The children yearn for the mines.
God damn it.
Yours was never to be seen again.
You can't make those.
Well, I mean, I guess you can save that one.
See, this is something that I learned.

(40:31):
This is something that I earned from X, the everything app, formerly known as Twitter.
I asked Grok about, uh, what children like and it, and it told me that the children
yearn for the mines.
No.
No.
Okay.
I'm like, you would never even pay a penny to Elon.
I went on X, the everything app, formerly known as Twitter.

(40:53):
And I asked Grok what the children want and it, it like short circuited for a second.
And then spouted some nonsense about Elon Musk saving the world and being the next Messiah
and, uh, and being the one true, uh, person.
But like, I, I didn't understand any of it and I didn't get my answer.
But from what I understand, the children yearn for the mines.

(41:17):
If you, what's he doing over there?
I don't know.
He'll be fine.
He's just taking a look.
Nano, Nano, the children yearn for the mines.
The children yearn for the mines.
I know.
Okay.
The yearns for the mines, Nano.
It's funny, before you mentioned that, I learned this from X, the everything app.
I swear.

(41:38):
Formerly known as Twitter, I learned this.
I want to fucking kill you.
They yearn for the mines.
They yearn for the mines.
The thing is, that's totally a thing I expect Grok to say because like, uh,
I don't know where they're both going.
Because you know, there's the one fucking show, like this animated show that he paid for,
where I guess in the intro song to it, it mentions like, thank God for Elon or something.

(42:02):
Because he's just so fucking insecure.
Bow down to our new God, Elon Musk.
If you have to pay for an intro song that mentions, thank God for you, I think you need some help.
You're too far.
Sorry, you're too far for help.
He had a fucking-
Sorry, not sorry.
He has a fucking quote where it's like, it was like, yeah, he'd want the world to be saved,

(42:28):
but only as if he's the one to save it.
And it's like-
I think I remember that one too.
But Nano, they yearn for the mines.
They yearn for the mines, Nano.
They yearn for the mines.
I think they might do that.
I'm pretty sure they might.
You might have gaslit me, but at this point-
They yearn for the mines.

(42:48):
They yearn for the mines.
I have a friend that actually works in the mines.
They yearn for the mines, man.
They yearn for the mines.
Okay, is this some kind of bit now where there's just, you're fucking hitting my legs?
There better be a fucking pickaxe over there, like, in the next episode.
They yearn for the mines.
Like the fucking Minecraft foam pickaxe that's across the room.

(43:09):
Wait, we need to-
Wait, it's been a while.
We need to complete people's bingo cards.
They yearn for the towers, man.
They yearn for the towers.
They yearn for the towers.
Have you ever seen Hitler's art?
It's yearning for the mines.
There we go.
And then there's also the OJ Simpson mines.
Bleep, bleep, bleep, my last joke.

(43:31):
No, I won't.
Just bleep everything.
Just bleep everything.
Just bleep everything.
Just bleep everything.
I think bleeping it might actually make it worse.
In this specific circumstance.
Actually, yeah.
I don't think so.
I think this is why those boys run.
They got wet a little too far.
Oh, oh, but episode five wasn't too far, you say?

(43:54):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, never mind.
The thing that we've literally at PJKT advertised.
Go look at the thumbnail for episode five.
It's amazing.
Honestly, you know what?
You know what?
Yeah, yeah, fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Jeff Bezos, I fucking hate you.

(44:15):
And if I ever see you in real life, I will kill you with my bare hands.
In Minecraft.
Not in Minecraft.
Fuck you.
And then I cut his mic here where he's saying the part that says not in Minecraft.
Because we don't want to get.
I will hold your throat until you cannot breathe anymore.
And I will watch as the life goes out from your eyes.
Hello, personal FBI agent.

(44:37):
Yes, I'm very safe and you don't have to worry about this man.
FBI agents suck my fucking dick.
Eight lists now.
He's on the gay list.
You're on the gay list.
No, I'm on the confirmed gay list.
You're on the confused gay list.
Where am I?
Listen, I am, listen, I am John Sexual.
I will fuck myself.
I mean, when they made art of you as a female, you definitely did say that.

(45:04):
That I don't even care if you were to fucking say that didn't happen.
I mean, that just that just happened.
Like, that's just fact.
I don't even need evidence to know.
Wait, what did you say?
When I made art of you as a female, you definitely did say that.
Oh, yeah.
No, I am an egotistical individual.
I am.
I would fuck me.

(45:25):
Doing myself, doing doing my.
I'm sorry.
I really liked that one.
Would you fuck me?
I would fuck me.
Sorry, guys.
John's unfathomable because he's too busy fucking me.
I'm going to wrap my hands around your.
I've got a really good idea for this one.
Bleeping exactly 50% of the words that you say,

(45:46):
but keeping in the specifically the Twin Towers joke.
Oh, shit.
It.
Shit, I can't see that.
Do I need to add a clipping plane to the camera?
I can't.
Cover it in a little bit.
Audio listeners, this is a very visual episode.

(46:08):
You're fucked.
But that's also because we're kind of all tired because we're all tired.
His ADHD is off the walls because holy shit,
because we haven't recorded in a couple of weeks.
This one is a little bit later, but we're going to be doing better.
We have technical issues and then you had technical issues and.

(46:28):
I have technical issues and you had emotional issues and you got EB issues and I got.
You're a robot.
And we never talked about anything that I did because.
Would you care to talk about the things that you did?
I guess.
No, no one else cares here.
Was the thing.
I do care for that.
I do care for that because I played it and it was cool.

(46:51):
Did it get like it was for a thing?
Did it get reviewed by him yet?
It was.
If it didn't, yes, then maybe we'll tell them.
I actually don't know if it did.
So to explain, so there are a couple of things that have been happening for me.
Number one, I got back into streaming regularly.
And I've been, I've mostly been streaming like whenever I do.

(47:15):
The VR chat avatars.
And that's been going really well.
I've been getting a lot of really good responses from it.
It's quite entertaining because.
I'm already at a point where it's like, I want to do another version of the Fox.
But I wasn't for sure, so I went back onto.
X the everything app, formerly known as Twitter, and I asked rock as if I should do it.

(47:38):
And then again, it's about a nonsense about Elon Musk being the light of the world.
And being the iron new God.
And I was really confused about what grok was telling me.
So, but I, I then just close the app and then reopened it.
Cause I wanted to scroll through my ex feed.

(48:00):
So, but.
Cool.
I can continue talking now.
But yeah, I'm wanting to already do a new version of the Fox.
As for what me and Nana were talking about, I also did, I took part in the pirate software game jam.

(48:25):
He did the thing he hates.
Coding.
Programming.
Jeff Bezos, I'm going to wrap my hands around your throat.
And make sure that I see.
He didn't make a program.
The developer of assembly.
No, no, it's, I know it's not his fault.

(48:47):
I that's just something I could feel better right now.
Anyways, cause I like the idea of choking Jeff Bezos, his life out of his existence.
So.
So I took part in that the theme was alchemy and shadow or shadows and alchemy.

(49:09):
And so I interpreted that as you are playing as a, you're playing as a witch.
Don't confuse that with bitch.
That's what Nana was.
You're playing as a witch and you lost your memory, but you are going through
the areas and you're finding spell pages and spells and stuff like that.

(49:33):
And then you're deciphering them with actual ciphers and then you're using those to be
able to progress through the game.
I'm worried that sometimes the ciphers might be a bit too difficult to figure out.
And I, I'm a bit worried about that, but to a certain extent, like in terms of overall,

(49:54):
I do really like the concept.
And I would like to continue it.
Now, when are we adding multiplayer?
No, no, I know you fucking hate yourself.
No, I don't want to do that.
I, I, when I was trying to win a billion dollars so he can hire someone to do programming for

(50:19):
him so he can do all the art things pretty much.
I just want to do the art aspect of things.
I don't want to fucking program.
All the fucking memes, the grok thing you kept fucking mentioning, which fuck you, by the
way, I swear you would actually use something like a chat GPT to fucking program shit for
you just because of how much you hate programming and how much you like doing the art aspect.

(50:42):
Oh no, I, I, I hate programming, but I'm not going to lower myself to an absolute piece
of shit that needs to be dead in a ditch levels.
Like that's, I'm not going to lower myself to that.
I'm going to actually do the work because I actually take pride in the work that I do
and I'm not just a lazy little piece of shit that doesn't want to do things.

(51:06):
He likes pulling his hair out instead of having an ego the size of the moon, except he still
has the ego just in a different way.
It's still an ego.
It's just not an AI shaped one.
Here's my final message.
To all of you AI bitches out there, please fucking die.
Anyways, this episode is very aggressive.
I hate it.

(51:26):
This is what happens when you're tired.
Yeah.
And next time we won't be tired.
Next time we're going to be on it.
Seven artists communities next year.
We're going to AI is not socially acceptable in this community.
So on the next episode, we're going to be on it.
On the next episode of the podcast, we will all be on crack cocaine so that we can be

(51:51):
the fuck awake.
If I ever meet an AI artist in real life, I will show you to death with my bare hands
alongside Jeff Bezos.
I will have one hand on you and one hand on Bezos and just watching the both of you just
slowly die.
And then I will have to ask Rock on X the everything app, formerly known as Twitter,

(52:16):
how to get rid of bodies.
But that's something that I'll deal with later.
And Grock will help out with that.
If he doesn't get confused and tell me that Elon Musk is the greatest thing on earth.
No guarantees.
I'm going to I think for that one, I'm going to bleep out specifically all the not bad
parts and only keep in the bad parts.
And we'll see how that sounds.

(52:38):
You don't want to include me.
Strangle Jeff Bezos.
Elon Musk is the greatest person.
I'm going to get banned on Twitch.
I'm going to.
Fei, for you.
I was going to say hell.
I was going to say jail.
Neither of those are true.
What's the place?

(53:00):
Oh no, whoever is the killer Jeff Bezos is immediately going to heaven.
You that is like quadruple points for heaven right there.
I can't believe this shit.
I can't believe these things are being said.
I don't know why can't you believe these things?
Why do you not expect this type of behavior from me?
Why do you not expect these types of things?

(53:22):
You've heard me say these things before.
I said this type of shit to my parents before.
I've told my mother that I want to put a bullet in Jeff Bezos head at one point in time.
Motherfucker, I can't accept that too.
I fucking, no.
We can't do that given the circumstance that I'm in with my career.

(53:44):
I can.
Chat, I'm scared.
Wait, we're live?
Chat, I'm scared.
No, we're not live.
John Fisch, CEO of Amazon.
This is absolutely wild.
These things are being said.

(54:06):
Jeff is an XPC operator as well.
He's re-playing on the board.
John Fisch, CEO of Amazon.
I got that one, yes.
Can we do pirate laws and I can just take it over?
How about pirate laws?
You just take it over?

(54:28):
You just take it over?
That's it?
Can I just steal Amazon?
Like Gru stealing the moon.
Can I steal Amazon?
Jeff Bezos incites parlay.
Well, fuck, now you gotta talk to him.
Sorry, now you gotta fucking talk to the guy you don't want to talk to.
I mean, you know, if we're going by that logic, you kinda just gotta.

(54:54):
No, no, don't initiate parlay.
To be fair, you're the one who mentioned the Yarr Harfellas.
Damn it.
Someone actually did that to me at one point while I was streaming.
I had the curtains avatar.
Fucking cardboard cat out of Dinnerbone.

(55:16):
Sorry, continue.
I had a gun pulled out on someone and he just looks at me and he's like.
He pulls out a gun as well and we're both just aiming at each other and he's just like
there's only one thing for us to do in this situation.
Parlay.
He just says parlay.
And then we just start saying parlay back and forth to each other.

(55:38):
And we're both just like parlay.
Parlay.
Make that shit into a song.
That definitely was a lag spike for a man out there.
No, it would never be a lag spike.
I would never lag spike in the history of ever but it's at least good that my internet didn't go out.
I fucking.
I coughed on you.
And then the internet issue goes to you.

(56:00):
It's like the new strand of Covid.
You cough on somebody and then your tech problems go to them.
Oh my god, hang on.
I need to read.
I need to read something funny.
I won't have any recording problems with Audacity.
That's what they want you to.
The government wants you to think that you've solved your problems.
However, they're going to pop up again.
Also, the government made Audacity.

(56:22):
It's a cellular file that has two terabytes of storage.
I can't log in.
So I don't think I'm going to run out of storage.
I see, okay. But to be fair, General Electric made everything except for Audacity.
That was made by the government.
And they want you to think that your tech problems are gone.
To make you download more copies of Audacity.
I have 478 copies of Audacity on my fucking computer.
And you can't stop me.
Now if they see what I'm working with.

(56:44):
I will pirate Audacity.
Fuck.
It's free.
It might even be open. I think it's even open source.
He's walking into the GitHub headquarters.
And he's going to fucking take the rack.
He's taking the rack.
I'm going to steal GitHub.
Like Gru stole the moon.
Minions!
Today we're stealing everything that's free!

(57:06):
Like street signs.
I mean, well, if things are free to download on GitHub.
I mean, you can just walk in there and take the server racks.
No?
Like...
I should try that.
Where's GitHub at?
Give that a try.
Report back if you don't get shot by security.
They won't shoot me.

(57:28):
Because I will let them know that this is something that was told to me to do by Croc on XCEverything.
A formerly known as Twitter.
I will just let them know that I was informed that I needed to do that.
This is the worst fucking episode so far.
This is the worst one.
But also has some of the best moments.
But what the fuck?
You realize that it all went downhill immediately when I started talking.

(57:50):
Well, you see, it all went downhill when we were born.
And then it went more downhill when the internet fucking hates us.
And then it all went downhill when...
But see, here's the thing.
I asked Grok on X the everything app,
and he said,
I'm going to steal everything that's free.
I'm going to steal everything that's free.
Grok on X the everything app,
formerly known as Twitter.
If things will get better.

(58:12):
And he said that Elon Musk will be saving everyone.
And...
How do we finish up, Nano?
Here's the guy with the camera.
And he will make everything better for the world.
And save everyone from horribleness.

(58:34):
And if you follow the Musk,
then everything will be better.
Thank you all for being here for today's episode of Final Three Braincells Podcast.
The next one will be better than this.
We're just really fucking tired.
And we don't know what we were doing.
And we didn't have a script to go by or a list of things or any kind of fucking mental sanity today.
Because today has been something else.

(58:56):
I also can't even think straight either.
Ask your local Grok on X the everything app,
formerly known as Twitter,
if Geico is right for you.
Or if you should use protection during sex.
If you want to find more of our socials and all the things we do,
minus John because he's going to be removed from the site,

(59:17):
please go visit F3BPodcast.com
And you can find links to all the things we do,
like a fucking thermonuclear bomb that detonates whenever you click on his profile,
because obviously we fucking need one,
as a good representation of what I'm going to drop on his house.
A bomb.
Except this is not an admission of guilt.
This is a joke.

(59:38):
And you gotta believe that.
You can find all of my socials through Grok on X the everything app,
formerly known as Twitter.
Remember to eat corn.
I'm just a raccoon.
Remember to eat corn.
There's a raccoon somewhere behind the set now in front of the set.
Don't worry about that one.
The raccoon is right there.

(59:59):
Consume your mattress.
Eat Prilosec.
Outro.
You're not supposed to say outro.
That's not you.
Outro.
Well, it's not outro, so I say it.
Wait, I kind of said it twice.
Wait, wait, but it undid itself because I said it twice.

(01:00:20):
Ask Groc on XCEverything app, formerly known as Twitter,
if this is the outro.
Outro.