Ep14: The FURY of the FURRIES

Gears gets to KILL PEOPLE with CAR TIRES (not really), furries rule the world or something and cost a man $400,000, a ramble about a p*rn game with good gameplay, and more!

Episode Transcript

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Hello everyone, editor Nano here. I just wanted to give some context before this episode starts.

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Due to a hiatus that we had to go under for this show, we have had episodes 12, 13, 14, and 15
all recorded about a couple of months ago, and we're just now finally getting around to uploading
them. Just letting you know this in case there's any timing specific things we mention in these
episodes, just know that they were recorded a couple of months ago. But we'll be getting back to

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brand new episodes starting at episode 16. Hello everybody, welcome back to the yard. Episode 9000.
I'm Ludwig. I don't even know the other guys in the yard. I'm Slime. Okay, Ludwig, Slime, Aiden, and Nick.
Are you Aiden or are you Nick? No, he would be Nick. Okay, who the fuck's Aiden?

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Uh, Aiden's the bisexual. Okay, Aiden's the couch. Um, hello everyone and welcome to- wait, no, I can't say that, no.
I was gonna do an actual intro to then go after that one. No, but no, you're not Ludwig. You'd be Aiden.
You would be the Aiden. Oh shit, I got some A.O. Who's gonna be Ludwig? Is Ludwig the couch?

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Am I sitting on Ludwig? We don't need a Ludwig. Maybe I can sit on Ludwig.
I think we might need a bit of Ludwig. I don't know why, I just got a feeling. No, we don't need any Ludwig.
Okay. The other three- the other three proved that they don't need a Ludwig.
We need to have- I can't tell them I'm an avid the yard listener.
I've been meaning to listen to more yard. Shout out the yard, come on the podcast.

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Like seven- we do a seven person episode. No, only Slime. Only one- no, only one at a time.
One at a time. So first I want Slime, then I want Nick.
Final three for himself plus one fourth of the yard.
Fine, fine. I guess we'll also have Aiden on last. We do a quarter of the grass of the yard.

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We do like one fourth section, then we do the other one fourth section, and then we do- yeah.
Okay. It is sad that Aiden's gone. It is sad that he's gone, that Aiden's gone.
Uh, rest and piss. I don't know who- I don't know who you're talking- I don't listen to the yard.
I listen to the final two brain cells podcast. No, it's- it's sad that Aiden's gone. That's all you

(02:25):
really need to know. It's sad that he's gone. Oh, is it like the same way of like we're sad
that Charlie Slimecicle's gone from Trickle Sandwich? Is it like that? No. Like same thing? No?
No? No, it's all the same. Judy Sonora did a- did like a joke merch thing of just like it's
so sad that Aiden's gone, and it's like it's like a memorial uh picture with- on a shirt,

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and it's just so funny. It's a similar thing because with Trickle Sandwich they like uh
Charlie wanted to not be a part of the podcast anymore so that he could go do other things.
Um, and then he became a fucking um I don't even know what's- I wouldn't say Twink. I don't know
what do you- I don't know what happened. He- he- um I don't know what kind of phase he just went

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through but they kill them off. They- they kill them and then for every Christmas he comes back as-
as a- as a spirit and then they kill him again. I'm bad, I'm not too hot to you. Um, it's like fuck off.
Neither of those podcasts are ours. Welcome to this one. I can't say the name of it because it's
John's intro but he only wants to call it the yard. Welcome to the uh welcome to- I'm just gonna

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piss you off now. Welcome to the Last Three Braincells podcast. Uh I am here with- You're sick, fuck!
I'm- I'm John Cody and I am here with NanoBunTV. Hi! And we have? And I'm also here with Gears.
I exist. We haven't recorded in three weeks so we don't know what the fuck we're doing and both of

(03:56):
these two are tired because- well no it's your day off. You're rightfully tired and in pain and hurt
and aching and I am broken because all nighter. So and work. All nighter and work and I had a five
hour energy and I took my meds. Did it- did it last five hours? Wait you have ADHD that's mostly

(04:19):
caffeine isn't it? Yep. Yeah five hour energy is like 200 milligrams caffeine but like uh oh. I've
got my 300 milligrams of caffeine sitting right next to me. I have a thing I think 300 milligrams
caffeine product like in the fridge somewhere. I shouldn't drink it. I shouldn't do that. Um
I'm drinking the entire thing tonight. So you might have noticed that unfortunately um somebody is not-

(04:45):
He's got 2000 milligrams of morphine. That sounds pretty good. Unfortunately you might have noticed-
Are you a room master, Jun? Damn, share some! Um you might have noticed that there's a certain um
missing of a purple creature that kind of uh the purple dubious little creature around
because somebody's computer fucking blew up. I tried saving it. Faye died. It's so sad that we're-

(05:10):
It's so sad now that Faye's gone. Though honestly um their PCs were old. It's- it's so sad that Faye's gone.
It's so sad Faye died of ligma. Ligma balls. No they died- they died of an overdose of uh
horse tranquilizers. That's what happened. What? Isn't that what you usually die of?

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Do what? What? Don't you usually die of that? Him? Horse tranquilizers? What, me? Yeah. No my thing is morphine.
You gotta take the- you gotta make the penis go numb. You are a furry though, which is like an
animal which is closer to a horse than a human is. There's no- That's a stretch. Horse cock. No! You can't!

(05:59):
We can't mention cock immediately! We can't do this! Oh my god this is bullshit. It's been past a minute.
It's been past a minute. I know how this works. Fine okay it's been past a little bit of a minute.
Um. Fuck shit cunt. Whoa! Um okay well that you can do. In my ass please. You can do your favorite
swear words being ball of shit and fuck. Say your asshole into chocolate course cock. Course cock.

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Course cock. No I have to point out before we actually get to like me and his friends- This went from funny to demonetized!
Well it always was and it always will be um but um- Support us on Ko-fi! Support us on Ko-fi!
Um Giz will get a little bit to that some- No no okay here's to sometimes. Before I get to that

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it's because we actually have things to talk about today. Um not exactly but um I'll get to the whole
thing of what gears and I are now doing with the podcast exactly which is a
little bit cool and you probably actually have seen it in effect there
are going to go kind of mostly they're editing it now we'll get to that
episode time I think was it episode note shut up we're getting to it now did you

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edit episode 10 gears let oh yeah no I episode I did a little you did you did
11 okay gosh I did 11 all by myself today today episode 10 went out so that's the last one I'm finally having to edit entirely on my own and now I have the thing known as asking for help the thing that I can't fucking do because I'm stupid and I never did it before and I did it now and I asked him for help and it's great and I get to be just more relaxed in life and I don't want to explode because I'm doing a billion things at once it's good for you it's

(07:43):
good for you ask it took me about now or ask me to do it even making like all
like the the little things I did to it the transition is way more efficient than me right now
my only took good I added shit is still took me less yeah everything is completely
fucked yeah I think we're all using DaVinci DaVinci yeah I mean it's really

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good DaVinci it's free and it's good yeah I know by all means go ahead I see no
little images in you guys with me going like and then in the corner and yeah and
then it says that I made that you made it good job

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good job I made that in Photoshop but not like Adobe Photoshop I made it in
affinity affinity Photoshop good job they have a six month free trial right now
you can actually do it and it's a single purchase I thought I thought you said

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infinity and I was just like I thought you said anything you know it's just like
are we pulling a juju su kaisen right now what's happening yes I don't know why
the first thing I thought of was something I never played or used was
Disney infinity I don't know why I don't know right I think you'll be a good idea

(09:19):
of all the three people to kill in the podcast first I mean obviously killing
the producer is a good idea however you don't need you well just like how the
yard doesn't need Ludwig we don't need to do okay John the few moments were

(09:43):
like the were like nano like internet died and then mean gears just chatted it
was the best like five minutes I've ever had on this podcast that shouldn't
happen anymore because because I'm actually switching from media comm in two
days from now two days from now it is like YouTube damn it we're killing that

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don't have dying nano anymore well dang it I don't know that for sure but at
least I won't be dying to meet you calm is made by a general electric general
electric makes actually not terrible things a media comm is just a fucking
cesspool of shit oh yeah you know I'm fair enough I'll give you that media
comp please sponsor us come on the podcast um so no go to hell go suck a

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dick um there was something I was gonna say and I entirely forgot it but that's
okay cuz derailing conversations is totally fine and normal that's a thing
that we do uh rail I've recently started using Da Vinci for editing for like a
lot of my video seriously and it's been very interesting because there's like
little quirks and things about it that I've yeah not quite gotten used to I'm

(10:57):
slowly getting used to it but but it's like there's this bubbles where it's
like why the fuck is the delete key the thing that just scoots everything over
yeah I had gears and I have a couple custom binding setup so like we have one
two three and four one is just cut two is like slice everything before three
slice everything after and four I think I think four we have set to like back

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don't you feel so or do you mean special no you see I can't actually be bothered
to make a billion custom hotkeys because then you know you know it's nice having
default hotkeys because you can go to Google and search like how do I do a
thing and it tells you how to do the thing if you have your own shit you're
just in your own cesspool of your own fucking hell so you know he don't know

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what you really need to do you really shouldn't be googling like how to do
your Da Vinci stuff you should really just go on X the everything app probably
known as Twitter and ask rock like how to do it please no stop like actually
stop I'm pointing a revolver at my crane you've no idea you've no idea how

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many people I've been messing with with that bit this podcast I thought this
limit oh no I started doing it to other people as well is that better I've been
done it on stream yet is it better on stream yet but it so I was I was in a

(12:26):
lobby once and like I just joined the lobby and I just like over it was you
have the floor is yours me and John now have jobs Wow which is funny cuz the
episode as you know where you both hold up cut a little bit before I don't want

(12:49):
to talk about mine quite yet cuz I've only had one day exactly what I thought
I had a week though he's had a week I have had a week at my job where I
basically take tires off of cars throw them and then just kill people what with
the tires with the time have you ever seen those crazy videos of those people

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that just can knock the fuck out because they're just walking down the street and
all of a sudden they get blasted by a fucking tire they came out of nowhere
it's just going like bulls be my job come from my job is a good thing to
you deserve to die so the funny thing is that whenever I was doing the training

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video they literally called that a wheel-off scenario and if those ever
happen if you cannot handle this stuff it's alright just skip to the end of
the video and I'm just like thank you I'm gonna still watch it because this

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shit's hilarious to watch we're in
yeah what you're a tire just came out of nowhere and then um so what I do at my

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position is that I basically clean off the hub and the matings the mating
surfaces of the tire to the to the car itself so those wheel-off scenarios
don't happen

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so basically the rest the clamping force of it allows to be like even that's it
that's literally it um it's a fun job I've had a great time at it uh everything
else the guys who have been there have been pretty cool I died on Thursday
because it was tire day which basically we threw I threw like almost 200 tires

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into a trailer it was heavy it was a lot of work and my muscles are like
regretting out all of it but slowly going to become like you're gonna slowly
become that one mascot for that one tire company that's like just like all the
tires Michelin Man guy right no no no yeah yeah yeah yeah you're gonna be

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the Michelin man that's how my job is going it's been going pretty damn well
oh my god it's our Michelin Man avatar of course there is and then my second
thing I want to talk about I'm gonna probably talk about a little bit later
after they talk about some other things there was something I've been making

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avatars that's about it he's making a bunch of avatars I've been doing what
all avatars of it so between last time we had uh yeah I think it was like I
don't remember exactly all that kind of stuff but since then I've done let's
see here one two three four five six seven eight nine around like ten avatars

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like ten meme avatars since last time or have they been funny have they gotten
laughs of people have they have they done that surprisingly yes oh so you
don't have any confidence in you think you're on the funniest shit huh okay

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there's avatars sometimes I like that do well and I don't expect them to like
some avatars that end up doing really well so I refer back to a to an older
avatar there's an after I was like slime sickle going on about like how to beat
an ostrich and I did an avatar based on that and I didn't know as if it would do

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good apparently it did it did really good so I have no idea what would be
funny or what I have no clue there's some avatars that like some people
really do enjoy there's some afters that I really like the one that I like the
most right now is a cowboy avatar because at some point it just plays

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he's here to do some business another another favorite of mine here recently
is one that's just labeled fridge I'm gonna provide no context go to my channel
because that video is probably up by his channel which you can find it

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you'll find it in the link in the link click on a link that take that redirects
you over to a really suspicious big oh my god okay we have to talk about the
for affinity hack the only thing I saw everything all you showed me okay okay

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you're in for a tree I'm actually gonna send it in the group chat grab it from
your so it's gonna get hacked for a minute
no no so what happened was someone hacked it and redirected it over to a

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site that looked like for affinity but I think originally it was that for a
little bit for affinity very quickly said hey like hey this is wrong this is
not right there's an issue what happened was there was a DNS issue with it the
for affinities DNS provider is stupid though that's basically the gist of it

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so they got that covered and then we're trying to get it get it all recovered
then the guy that hacked it basically then pushed it over to try to shill a
crypto scam that he was a part of that didn't work so then he redirected over
to a website called kiwi farms if you don't know what kiwi farms is if you

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don't know what kiwi farms is it's literally just a doxxing website like
all they do is just like hey who can we doxx next that's literally it yeah it's
a she made a statement on their website saying hey we have no affiliation we
don't want any affiliation with the for affinity hacker we have nothing to do
with them we don't want anything to do with really just goes no yeah but but

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you're not affiliated with us go fuck yourself but like so it was because he
did the crypto shit first right he did the yeah it might well I don't think it
was directly because of that but I think that might have had a part in it we
played into it so let's ask a question yeah I forgot is for affinity porn

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website primarily no is there porn on it yes I just can't remember exactly it's
been a while since I've seen any of that I mean I'd say pretty much any platform
that has furry art is gonna have that kind of furry art as well oh he's
ascending okay goodbye alright goodbye I have to go find my gears gears check

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check check check check the group chat yeah he just sent the photo there yeah
we got a photo I'll read this out I'll read this out for you guys world's
fattest hacker hacked for a finite including their Twitter accuses the
entire furry community of being child diddlers shills this crypto scam

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changes the handle of the Twitter and redirects the website to QE farm the
results immediately is now an enemy of the entire furry community and QE farms
crypto scam tanks instantly hacker is billed for the website hosting cause it
accidentally shares the information oh yeah he got built four hundred thousand
dollars for it wait on how do you get billed for a thousand for I that I don't

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100% know for sure but he shares this information mm-hmm it was like well I
don't think it was four hundred thousand I have to like look and see
whoever's editing this put up the actual number was he bragging about getting
charged like he was he was bragging about getting charged he was bragging

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about getting charged and then he just got clowned on Twitter it was so funny
why is just a look at my fucking bank account information look here's my
bankrupt check it out it's like what I don't understand why okay huh
to continue on in here yeah continue to continue on in here Twitter handle is

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grabbed by a random furry who is now quietly holding on to it until this
situation ends remember QE farms made an open statement that even they are
disgusted by the hackers behavior the last point having me in enemies with the
largest collection of cybersecurity app experts and dedicated doctors has now
gotten themselves doxed wow who would and it's just dr. Phil it's just dr.

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Phil it's just an image of dr. Phil handing a wooden L to the screen it's so
funny it's like I mean not only does the furry community have an extremely large
supply of cybersecurity experts but also just like literally people who build
fucking spaceships and like people who run the government and just all that

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kind of stuff so there's so many really high positions in society especially in
the US and like a bunch of other I'm going to I'm going to quote I'm going to
quote pirate software whenever he he said whenever there is a furry
convention that is happening please pray to whatever God that you pray to that

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any of those planes do not crash because if any of those planes crash we are
going to lose the majority of the American tech infrastructure I didn't
know where you're going with that I remember that one that one's so good I
will also go ahead I will also just go ahead and say another quote don't make

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fun of the furry community if they can afford a $2,000 fursuit they can afford
a $10 pipe bomb in my mailbox that's a classic I don't even know how many times
I was like that is a classic that's a classic oh good I don't know how many
times I said that one it's a good one good one good one dude
random one I want to but I don't know if it'll be appropriate at all and John

(23:56):
knows what I want to rant about so damn badly oh really what is this oh I mean
I mean allow you or veto you on this one okay so there's a game I played a little
while back and um because of Nanos canceling the episode I couldn't rant about it because I

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finally finished it I am not kidding you so I am a I'm an avid I don't know how
to say this properly I like porn games but this episode is marked as explicit as
all of them are I'm not talking about it in the more sense I'm gonna be talking
to it more in the story sense itself because of how good this fucking yeah

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this is funny this is fine so I like to play games and usually those games are
pretty short and usually have this whole entire like oof kind of it goes from
like you can play in an hour and that's basically it and you can get through the
entire story this game took me three fucking days three days to fucking

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finish and I was playing at 10 hours per day I'd literally just go through it my
fiance my fiance knows about this game because I'd be sitting there and I go to
pick her up and then I we get back home and I still continue playing it I'm just
like I'm so pent up because I was going at it for hours and all of a sudden it

(25:27):
showed nothing for hours holy shit because it's sorry it was really fucking
good so it like it actually held way more into story than it did into its porn
and that was honestly my most favorite part about it the villains were like not
expertly written but like beautifully written there is still some like really

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good shows out there that do terrible villains like they just have no excuse
for being a villain but half of the villains in this fucking like game this
porn game this goddamn free porn game have better writing than half the Disney
villains the porn artists and the porn writers are some of the like okay there's

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a lot of them that are fucking shit but then there's a lot that are like what
the fuck how you that good what too much effort was put in this like there's way
too much effort but I love it the if you okay so for anyone who wants to check it
out I'm going to say the author's name not the actual game name because I
believe the author should honestly go into other things because of how awesome

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what not like a fire alarm hey reminder to anyone watching the show right now if
you keep hearing a fucking beeping sound please change the goddamn batteries in
your fire alarm you dumbass anyways continue oh my god I want so much fire
alarm to like beep the moment that you say that like that would be so funny

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just like you mean I've just like son of a bitch
motherfucker so break someone specifically on the other side of the
camera named Gerald check your smoke detector now some kind of Gerald is so
shitting himself anyways the the author's name is the author who made
this is story Anan and I love their shit I love how philosophical how

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philosophical it can get I love how well written it can be and it is this is 49
chapters by the way 49
it took me three days to get through this fucker it was so goddamn long it's not even the finishing of it
holy fuck and then there's a second game that I played the best part was is that this

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wasn't the first game I played of theirs the first game that introduced me to
this certain creator was called Tropicali which is a management porn
game where you where it is I'm okay I'm not kidding you it is so damn good that
the stories were and the story of it was actually pretty damn good the fucking

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management system that was in it was there's there's a lot of management
games that play so I play I play a lot of games I love management style games I
love that kind of stuff and this one still has a better management system
that I've seen in a lot of management type games literally it has you getting

(28:36):
like it has you getting like employees crazed you are you on the brain so I
love optimization here's the best part has an entire spreadsheet of income what
exactly everyone's really good at bonuses that are specifically dealing
with what building you put them into these employees that you hire and
there's an efficiency percentage that is actually given to you by how well they

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work in those specific areas because it is not that they give you like you put
them in a building you're given a base stat and that's it no you're put them in
a building and by however much their stats are to however much the position
wants you to have them is how much money you'll get from the building itself so
you can actually optimize the living shit out of it if you get the right amount

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if you get the right employee to the specific building here's ADHD
or if you turn them up she didn't go hell yeah like I'm not kidding you it is it is way too good of a game it is way too good of a game I played the demo of it it is it is not a
free game on that one but it is so fucking good and like the the the so

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tropicali is specifically around an island and the people who are native to
that island believe that no one should live on tropicali itself because it's
where all the dead of the world go to to grieve and kind of like go through their
emotions and where it gets refreshed and refurbished into happiness and all the
good emotions and so people will vacation or go to it but never live on it

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because it is the it is the land of the dead that is literally the entire like
that is that is the islanders philosophy of that island it is fucking awesome
yes I just have one question yes yes go ahead are you fucking ghost no well he

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said no so there's no ghost fucking no ghost like this I don't know I was
fucking I don't believe you in the in the other one the one that's called the
first one I'm sorry most called out of touch and it's got such a great
soundtrack that goes with it some of the sound some of the music is actually is
they they commissioned people to specifically to commission people

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dial-up sound anyways I wish I thought that they crashed no so they
commissioned people to actually make the the music for and also some of the other
things as well I you know I absolutely love about it I had Tara playing it by
the way I got Tara to play it well yeah cuz you know he'll play the games too

(31:22):
yeah we both kind of like started like just we just started playing boring
games and his like I think cross talk about it we don't talk about it but no
so the main characters a full fucking name is Chad Jameson thundercock oh

(31:50):
his nickname his main character nickname is CJ cuz he's so ashamed of his fucking
name of Chad Jameson like dare you be ashamed of something like that but it is
such an interesting story and it gets into some weird shit it is it is an

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entire story about gods and goddesses but with like tech included oh I don't
want to ruin the storyline for anybody who is actually gonna play it maybe
maybe if it's I mean if it's free well it's it's free it's actually really nice

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of a game and I I honestly wish that this creator would honestly go on to
other things not specifically porn it actually makes some really damn good shit
cuz fucking God and then you get an entire team together to start making
games together because these storylines that this person creates are beautiful

(32:58):
a lot of people transition from like porn art and then like actually do go into a
bunch of other things that's just kind of the thing to make a bunch of you know
you need some money and also you get good you get a lot of yeah a lot of
experience like human body portions all that stuff too so yeah let me explain

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one of the villains reasoning for existing in the first fucking place so
in the storyline of the of of this game to that at that point you know that a
the gods and goddesses specifically the goddesses you as the main character are
a god you know that by the point of this of that at that point in the game of

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finding this villain and finding out that goddesses kind of emerge in these
into these worlds that exists in the multiverse and destroy them that's all
that the that's all of the villain knows that's all as you as a main character
know as well and so this guy long time ago when his spirit came up to him was

(34:07):
like hey if you do this one thing I will grant any wish you want and he's like
can you do this and they go no and so they're like then I want immortality and
then he reverse engineers his immortality and finds out how to recreate
it and extend the lifespan of humans in general to like hundreds of years so he

(34:29):
finds out how to extend people's lives with the immortality that he's granted
by a spirit that shows up and then finds out why that spirit wanted this specific
task to be done and finds out exactly what the fuck is going on in the in
between so you find out that in the void or the in-betweens of space that these
goddesses are basically just popping in and having a war and that's all he

(34:53):
thinks it is is a war and so he's like how do I how do I make it so that they
never come to my plane of existence and he finds a way to extend the time of
their world to exist so that nothing goes wrong in it and how he does it is

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that he basically becomes a cult leader specifically he makes this entire
enterprise and invites people over and basically takes him down to his basement
shows them an artifact that makes their mind go crazy and then turns them into
these chain bound souls that basically can go into other planes and cause chaos

(35:37):
in their world so that the goddesses don't recognize their plane and this is
a porn game I gotta chime in this is a porn game this is a porn game and this
is this is the grandfather of one of the fucking main characters and it is the
reasoning why he is a villain and wanting to do all this is so that he can

(35:58):
make his granddaughter into a goddess to defend against the goddesses in the
other world huh by collecting fuck tons of souls and then sacrificing them all
into one being so they can make like a fake goddess basically and that's the

(36:19):
entire reasoning that's this entire reason is for the greater good of
humanity and the entire multiverse when you have to outweigh the lives of
quadrillions to quintillions to just several billion I don't know where I go
go with this after all that I guess I guess play the game who's the creator

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again if you are 18 years or older play the fucking game because it is a
beautiful game if you were underage I swear to God no Ben who's the person
story in it that person come on the pod I guess that would be that'd be so

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fucking cool but no I love their games tropicality was another good one with
the with pride an email tropicality was another good one that also like was
pretty fucking good again I already explained the management system the
story wise it kind of lacks a tiny bit but that's because they're focusing more
on the management style it is literally management style porn game that's how

(37:31):
that's how it's named on it you get to jack off and do to the kitty and the
spreadsheet is this yeah I think you'd enjoy the spreadsheets more but I do
enjoy the spreadsheets more actually I did I did I did I literally optimized as

(37:51):
fucking much as I could I literally was trying to get everyone so I was like
taking people putting them in a random building see what the percentage was and
then switching them out with each other to see who got a better percentage in
each building I got it up to where the lowest percentage I had was 86% on
efficiency

(38:12):
I fucking love spreadsheets I mean recently I got into making spreadsheets but I make
them colorful super colorful I don't know basic bitch breadstreet's fun does
but no that that's that was what I wanted the rant about last time this
time today though I had something that went on yesterday okay I texted you as

(38:35):
soon as I got done with the event by the way yeah so what happened is I went to a
concert last night and it was my very first concert congratulations I still
haven't been to one yet I'll be sometime soon oh you got one together though
should go to one together this one is one of the it's one of my favorite
artists I do like them a lot and as music as their music is awesome it's just

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that one of their songs hits way too hard like it like basically tugs at my
heart it doesn't even tug at my heart she basically grabs all of them and goes
oh gosh um it's so the band the band is called glass animals you've probably

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heard of them maybe it rings a little bit of a bell a little bit a little bit
so they're their main song that I hear all the fucking time is called heat wave
and it's the one song in their entire playlist I can't listen to why it puts

(39:41):
me in such a bad vibe that I just cannot listen to it like while I was at the
event I was dreading whenever that song was gonna come on and my fiance was
already planning on finding out when it's playing and getting us out of there
by the time but it was also her favorite it was also one of her favorite artists

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and she wanted to listen to the entirety of the playlist from the actual you know
while we're out and I'm just like if we're gonna stay I have to get as drunk
as fucking possible oh now it all makes sense and so I had I had a had a Moscow
mule with two shots in it and the jigger that they use was was large holy shit a

(40:28):
big one it was like a two ounce jigger look out Gordon it's the big one the big
so they um I had a Moscow meal while I was there with Tito's vodka and then I had
two Jack Daniels I think it was like a pomegranate one of their things and my
fiance only had one of those in a half because she didn't read the listing and

(40:53):
had a had a had a good time a little too good of a time and threw up and threw up
we've she's fine but I got I got so fucking drunk though I was pretty happy

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about it though whenever I'm out in scenarios where I'm like out in public
and actually physically there I get I'm so much stiffer whenever comes under I'm
just I'm just like I don't seem like I'm drunk half the time and that song came
on the the heatwave one and I just immediately started bawling is that it's

(41:38):
that one is it is it so it's it's the reaction I have to it because it reminds
me of a scenario I've actually been in oh okay now makes I was like I didn't
know exactly why you didn't really like that one now that makes sense on
personal reasons it hits way too hard in is way too close to close to home like

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it hits way too close to home like it is straight up in my living room
whoa there's a my room no he's the furry here are you are you okay are you what
happened to you but I'm just kind of laying here that John wants to lay down

(42:23):
let them lay that does no no no stop you know look at me look at me look at me
mm-hmm forward yeah okay we'll come back to it so I went to that and then we sat
in the parking lot for about it was actually a really great concert I
fucking loved it for my first time it was awesome so I was sitting outside the

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girls restroom and also just comes up to me to high-five me and I'm like I'm just
sitting there little dutiful and they're just like high-five I'm like okay a guy
tells me my pants look awesome and I'm like oh thank you and then there was
this one guy and I went damn you looking good damn you looking good and he's like

(43:11):
oh thank you and I'm just like what you got there and he's like ah he had the
alcohols and it was good but oh yeah I was my night with with the concert it
was really fun we sat in the parking lot for about an hour after because I was

(43:34):
too drunk to drive and as soon as I started feeling okay to drive as in like
I was not having as many problems or anything like that I started to drive
and was careful about it though it was honestly really easy to drive because it
was just straight and soon as I got home though and you know how like whenever
you can't be straight until unless it's June this is true so that's true after I

(43:59):
got home that's whenever all the alcohol started fucking finally kicking hard
like oh slurs finally like actually like swaying all around the place and
everything like that and that's when it all fucking hit my body went yep you're
gonna feel the reactions because you're finally in a comfortable place slurs not

(44:22):
because you're slurs you only have the first quarter of the letter out shut up
but it was such a fun night I loved it nice if I go to a concert sometime soon

(44:47):
because I saw a notification that popped up on my Spotify it was like Willwood is
doing a thing I'm like what oh man um well actually go there I don't know it's
still it's like I think the nearest one is still Dallas which is still pretty
fucking far I'd say it's a little yeah it's a little far but um it'd be cool to
go to something have you ever been to a concert I was gonna ask that yeah have

(45:12):
you been I think so but it's been a while
yeah I see legit like don't remember what the last concert is that I've been
to I still want you to go to one I do um I didn't know much better when you
listen to it it's so much better it like you listen to a live I don't know why

(45:33):
I've had like a big change up in the way like I wasn't really listening to too
much music I had like a couple songs I liked and then now it's become like holy
shit I finally have one whole album I like wait I have one whole artist I like
which is shocking because I've always been like a one song from one album from
one artist like just literally cherry-picking individual songs and stuff

(45:54):
that I like because then all the rest the ones in that album or by that artist
kind of sucked by comparison but then I found a whole one recently I don't think
he does like shows or anything so whatever but yeah music tastes getting
there I'm gonna say this for some reason I've so I started listening back up and

(46:15):
with glass animals just some of their other are other stuff they had um and
I'm over just like honestly it sounds better when you listen to it live like
way better I'm not kidding you it just it just I don't know what it is it just
sounds really damn good when you listen to it live just the way it is it is

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cool and what the fucking one of the guys one of the one of the main singers
of glass animals during the fucking entire thing stops one of his stall
songs like maybe like a quarter of the way through looks over in the crowd and
goes are you alright yeah we stopped the show like they're but he stopped the
show Larry pointed somebody to go like are you alright are you okay and she's

(46:58):
like big props and was like was like he was like a way like is everything alright
are you about to have a panic attack he's like he's drugs and like that but
make sure that they're alright finds out if they are calls over paramedics and
just gets like all that kind of jazz going and then goes okay everything's
good everything's good okay I call this and then finally says the name of it and

(47:22):
then fucking just starts over again just starts over again doesn't even start
where he's last stop just starts over again there was a similar thing that
happened I remember there's one clip that circulates like every couple months
of like a band that did that that I guess they're like not around anymore
something but I forgot what it was exactly but there's a clip that goes
around a lot where like they stopped the show and they make sure this guy gets up

(47:44):
on his feet because he's like kind of getting trampled pretty much by the
crowd and like I really like to see that stuff and they're like we're we'll do
the whole show over we gotta make sure that this guy's on that everyone's alright
though and I'd love it when like artists do that because then then you get the
occasion where like that doesn't happen and then you get people who fucking die

(48:06):
yeah like there was a case recently I also don't remember who the name of it
was I don't know the one guy with the apology video where is the fucking black
and white apology video he's like fucking had on his hand on his forehead and
whatever if you ever if you the audience ever go to a concert and I'm not kidding

(48:26):
you if you ever go to a concert make sure you have a lot of money because
guess what the alcohol there costs on average almost 30 bucks each or you could
be a loser and be sober like me yeah I spent over $100 on alcohol while I was
there and water would mark it up water was $7 there water was $7 it was it was

(48:47):
death water of a bottle or it was one of the cans like one of those like 24 ounce
cans okay at least 24 ounce I thought it was gonna be like a fucking 16 ounce
bottle for seven it was a what's what's that what's that fucking brand called
death something I don't know what you're talking about like death water or
something like that well you don't want death water you want life water so that

(49:12):
there's a specific one that's called death water and the reasoning why it's
called well I know that deaths in the name the reason why death is in the name
is because it's supposed to be a death to plastics liquid thank you bubble okay
so it's called liquid death so it's supposed to be just water in the can
plastic death death to plastics that's cool and there every single one of their

(49:34):
brands are packaged in aluminum cans that's pretty cool I want to jump from
the music topic for a second because there's one other thing I want to talk
about and I'm keeping an eye on our time because we're actually gonna start
limiting these episodes times a bit so that we don't lose our minds
booby what are you what are you good so on our next topic then knows about I was

(49:58):
I was gonna mention um one more thing here which is the upcoming and it's
coming quick despite the fact people keep telling me oh yeah you know in
certain number of days here I'm like no you don't actually know when you have a
job and a lot of responsibilities how instantly that amount of time is going
to go literally it's gonna it's gonna feel like this is three days from now

(50:21):
instead of I think it's like how many days exactly I have a widget on my phone
to win the flight is 25 days six hours from now is my San Diego California
twitchcon I'm not going down our hats or you guys gonna kiss her go shows

(50:44):
nope we're gonna share STDs there cities what yeah we're gonna share STDs oh I
see what s titties s titties damn I don't think I need to explain this any
further yeah no I don't think I need to explain this any further
STDs transmit based on hats yes shit pull down your pants to find out what

(51:11):
hat transmitted disease wait don't worry about HDD now no we just trade hats for
the photo we immediately both fucking collapse on the ground like like we just
we part with our hats for a mere moment and just dead on the spot off no that's

(51:33):
not nice and I'm not gonna do that but I'm so excited for I literally have not
looked at the schedule yet of what the fuck is going on there have you I've not
checked yet wait do what I've not at all looked at the the schedule for like
what's going on at which content Diego I know I've got no idea either I've not
worked either I'll probably look like in the next week or two but it's a lot of

(51:57):
things I actually have plans for everything that's me and the me and
Nakama are doing like I mean the six others like what we're doing after the
convention floor closes from like 5 p.m. until like midnight for each and every
actually I think Saturday is still kind of open right now but like for all the
other days we actually have like all these cool things we want to go do but I

(52:20):
don't actually know what the fuck are they gonna go to um yeah maybe yeah I
mean unless you I mean I guess yeah I guess I wouldn't really think that you
have any SNIT specific plans for what to do after the brah nothing I when it
whenever I go to twitch con and stuff I'm like I'm kind of like a floating
like wandering individual that's basically how it was in Paris and Vegas

(52:44):
so I just kind of go wherever that goes on the patreon episode we don't have
that what the fuck what though um that's very true though um I say as something
you would know and I wouldn't because I haven't been a twitch con well you're

(53:05):
also there but it's different now it's gonna be different because you're gonna
go yeah it'd be great have I still mentioned the thing that I'm bringing to
record the activities are going on there I don't think I've mentioned it they're
bringing like a really they're bringing old cameras like old film and stuff to
record because they're taking a bit from J slut it's not a bit it's inspiration

(53:29):
because it's like really fucking cool it's a bit audio listeners love you to
death audio listeners love you to death no I found that image and actually
inserted into the video that I edited good job originality originality you
started the show by announcing with a yard

(53:49):
you can't say this shit with the yard like my brother in Christ we literally
haven't done this this show in three weeks we have recorded in three weeks
and we're now I forgot I forgot I forgot that I did that intro I legit just I

(54:21):
mean it is pretty late I did that next time we record next week I'm not gonna
be out of work like an hour later than usual I mean I was held up because it
was a busy day it was a busy day I'm tired but you know we're still doing
good I'm like in this episode I think this is pretty great we're approaching
our end time here unless there was anything else it's it's we're at like

(54:42):
53 53 ish I say like the only other thing is like with with with a twitch
con is that like a like I have no idea what I'm gonna do I'm like I said I'm
gonna be like bouncing on I think I'm probably just gonna end up with like you
and the knock about people quite a bit I think that's just gonna end up what
happens see cuz I know for like close it's not super super restrictive on just

(55:06):
like oh it's just gonna be us and only us cuz I already know that there's one
who's gonna be tagging along quite a lot and then also for you I mean you
literally know like many of the people everyone you know I think I think I
don't know like one or two people and one of them is a is the it's a I don't
even know their name it's a it's a Dorgan one the blue Dorgan yeah fair

(55:31):
enough but like for the actual people who are for the seven of us are actually
going Kaiju okay do you okay for the seven of us who are actually going I
know they you know all of them of course pretty I know the majority of them yeah
I think if I could I know which I know Mina I know Rose I know well Rose isn't

(55:55):
going oh it's cookies not going no cookies going okay never mind then you
probably know all of the seven who are going I don't know no the mutes are not
going and size size not going because have you ever heard of this thing called
Thailand pretty far yeah ever all of the like the core I'll say the core 10

(56:18):
actually well no it's it's not the core 10 because like a doco and cookies are
like wave 2 announcements so like the core 10 would include the three that
aren't going it's a weird mix but it's actually not so weird now cookies is yes
sorry I explained it we're going there's 13 people in knock and I believe now and

(56:42):
is it 13 no it's 12 I can't count okay no it no way 10 what the fuck am I
talking about it's 10 the initial like a completely I completely forgot that
Chiara was a part of Nakama

(57:07):
exposed it's hard to keep up with like what's growing enough people are in and
all that kind of stuff enough they were supposed to knock my website maybe it's
out by now I don't know I think for tuition like is like same kind of deal
with like because whenever I was at Paris I hung around with with some of
the different members of the TNT team and dole dubbing and some of them so TNT

(57:32):
team where people like cybercham many less will become Sivir rabbit and a few
others Maddy empty just a bunch of them I heard with them quite a bit at Paris I
also hung around a door odd dole dummy and a few other people there and then I
hung around voltaku I think the most was that Vegas shocking and he's a shakira

(57:56):
pizza I also hung around who else I hung around frosted and and Chiara quite a
bit as well but I think I was probably around full the most and just hang out
with them in the most cuz we ended up going to like a we end up going to like
a place that was like this weird like literally hole in the wall place called
like a secret pizza and we both just went there got pizza and it was really

(58:21):
awesome cuz it was just like it was finally kind of like a moment or is
like me and him could talk more and we end up having such a wonderful
conversation like we it was fantastic like it was one of those nights that I
will just never forget because it was just I so wonderful to go like chat with
them I can't even imagine what it's gonna be like because I've just never
actually had an experience like what what this is about to be so I mean this

(58:44):
is probably gonna be literally the greatest like I guess it's gonna be
interesting days cuz I mean I'm also staying the day after but then also I'll
be there for quite a substantial part of the day before and then when you include
flight days and stuff it's weird the the greatest four to six days of my fucking
life so far so far at least however the measurement is dumb cuz I'm gonna be

(59:06):
there I think I think I'm gonna be there like a day early and a day late
later so I'm gonna be there like the day after twitchcon the day before twitchcon
yeah I believe we're also all we're all being we're we're doing the three days
and then we're doing the day after most of us are landing on the Thursday which
is the day before I'll be landing in time to get the early badge pickup yeah

(59:27):
because I don't want to wait in line on Friday oh I don't want to wait in line
on Friday to get the badge that would suck I don't want to do that my flight
is at 5 a.m. my flight to 6 a.m. wait you do I mean I'm arriving somewhere around
like 10 30 or 11 on Thursday but fuck me yeah I think mine flight is like at 6 a.m.

(59:51):
and then I land then transferring like time zones and stuff I land like right
around noon the Airbnb we have checking isn't until like 4 p.m. Jesus Christ
which is like you know 4 p.m. I mean that's that's like four hours after
landing but you know delays happen these flight times that I have oh well what's

(01:00:12):
another one Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday I'm going home I'm flying back from from
San Diego to back home at like 430 why oh dear you're gonna have jet lag and
jet lag to electric Boogaloo you're gonna have the sequel whatever that you

(01:00:32):
should fucked I shouldn't have too bad a jet like I shouldn't have to manage it
because it's only like I'm pretty our thing I don't think it's gonna be that
bad you're gonna have it how often do you fly never have oh no oh no you're
like dizzy oh no you're not entirely so dizzy dizzy had never flown in a plane

(01:00:56):
before he had never was in a plane before and then he takes an eight-hour
flight oh no I have two and they're both like three hours each and there's a like
an hour layover in the middle that's the way to go about it my spot is like
literally in the very far like the the backmost row window seat like literally

(01:01:20):
up against the wall behind me and because it's like three three hour flight
I'm not gonna need to go to the bathroom put me at the window that way there's
also not people stepping over me to get to the bathroom I just get to look out
my little window for three hours and then layover look out window for another
three hours and I'm there and it's great you know simple are you are you flying

(01:01:41):
to Dallas are you flying to Dallas or do you have it is it's only a one-hour
layover it's still gonna be like the same plane my flight home actually has
like a slightly longer layover I think and that one has actually a plane
change but the the one from here to San Diego is a three hour and then just a

(01:02:02):
one-hour layover I don't even know if they get you off the plane or not I know
it's still gonna be the same plane and then another three hours and then I is
done yeah yeah I'm excited so I fly to I just fly to Dallas and then from Dallas
I fly over to San Diego I think I think I might also be going to Dallas
specifically I don't know exactly which place layover was it might have been it

(01:02:27):
would be so funny if I got on the same flight as you you know that's actually
not him is it United no it's a it's not United because I don't I don't fly
United I fly I fly either like a Southwest or American mm-hmm Southwest

(01:02:54):
the one that didn't go down when the fucking shit hit the fan recently
we do window blue screen it's American Airlines American Airlines all right
American I just never have you know I think United was like the cheapest one
but it doesn't matter anyways cuz I'm just gonna sit in a corner there for a
couple hours blast some music or whatever the fuck or download like a
couple like maybe download a movie or two who knows I'll just be in my own

(01:03:16):
little world for three hours I'll think it's the most awesome fucking thing I
don't even know what I'm gonna think looking out the window right there and
being like I I'm imagining this is gonna be the coolest fucking thing ever but I
don't know really entertaining flying into Vegas and just looking out and being
like that's a fucking desert yeah just desert it's just sand no it's just

(01:03:42):
debt and sand oh I just remembered as well I hung out with a quite a bit at
Vegas as well I ended up hanging out with a little plenty and a fizzy quite
a bit and I ended up going to like a party with like fizzy and a whole bunch
of other people who was there looping I think radiant soul was there and little

(01:04:04):
Mary was there too there's a few other people who were they I I think all of us
I don't know if you got it but I know all of us on the team did not get to the
party pass or maybe one of us did I don't know I don't maybe like one or two
people I'm pretty sure none of us got the the twitchcon party pass cuz that's
like I can't remember if I did or not I didn't see the point in it I don't even

(01:04:30):
remember exactly what it was all I remember is that no I don't even see the
point I mean honest I got the party pass at Vegas I did not go to the party I
think I did something else I feel like I think I think I hung out with volt
actually I think it also would have I hung out with volt better you know it's
probably yeah it was better it was honestly better I like it just a

(01:04:51):
convention floor closes you do your own plans cuz we want to go to like one of
these indoor go-kart places we want to go to this like arcade we want to maybe
do a laser tag the indoor go-kart place is something Lillian recommended please
please bring me on for some of these things I that sounds so fun yeah I hope
so I don't care how much it costs it sounds fun oh no I probably wouldn't be

(01:05:15):
crazy either um yeah it wouldn't be crazy but I'm so excited for gears how
left out do you feel on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain oh
I'm looking to the analytics of our YouTube videos right nevermind yes wait
why don't I have access to this I don't have your email address oh yeah

(01:05:36):
Doc's yourself thinking about making some shorts so that we can release you
know me I'm you girl Doc's you for you John
Coadis as well boom you're Doc's now I would like I love being in the middle
of conversations people and someone mentions like I don't want to like or

(01:05:58):
like no one would know like what my real name is I'm like no one will know what
my real name is pretty similar thing what's Obama's what's what's what's
mr. Cody's last name I was talking to like Maddie and another person who I

(01:06:23):
like just met at the time her name is that she didn't have she and and we were
talking and Maddie made the point I somehow my name came up and Maddie made
the point it's just like oh no that's like his real name that's she she know
what just looked our room she's like wait is it and I'm like yep it is and

(01:06:43):
she's like that's brave I mean like kinda yeah but I mean you're built
different your own what it is your Oklahoma Oklahoma and what do you call
it what like here it's like Iowena's or something red no like like each state

(01:07:05):
has like a different way I think it's here it's literally Iowena's it's
fucking stupid I don't know I think also just like part of it is because there's
also like a lot of pride in my name because I like I was named after my my
grandpa so there's a lot of pride in that as well yeah so it also it's also

(01:07:26):
like an artist thing of like I just like my name is out there and he can't get
doxxed good luck with it apparently like 20 John
codeis like yeah like the one obituary that we found yeah from what Washington
you wasn't Lillian who found it I've I did definitely not found it no it would
have been Lillian I don't go searching around for a pro here he's it I'd scroll

(01:07:51):
past that's it no Lily's just the person that would just search around for like
my name or someone's name something just to see what comes up on Google so that
doesn't surprise me mm-hmm totally normal well I think that about does it I
think this episode will literally be out to like her I don't think there's a
chance of this episode is out before twitchcon so you're probably watching

(01:08:11):
this after all those things have happened wait a couple extra weeks and
you'll probably see the episode we're actually talking about how fun it was
but in the meantime get fucked you're behind and we have like I think we're
still like four or five I think we're like a month behind I were told it's
technically my fault but I've been dealing with some things and then um yeah

(01:08:35):
it's annoying but medical issues it is a personal problem and a male problem and
a man who's died last week yeah yeah it's so sad that Nano's gone now we
actually steal this joke and turn it into merch you want to afford merch no

(01:08:59):
copyright law in the universe is gonna stop me strike me down billion dollar
corporations you don't have the balls no the only person I would be afraid of
Cinderella that's it and I don't I don't think she cares right that's that's who
it was cute yeah I probably not a cute Cinderella come on the podcast tell us

(01:09:21):
if you're fine with us stealing a joke why are you on my lap I'm not fucking
Santa Claus ho ho ho motherfucker what do you want for Christmas fuck you
huh sorry I want to end the video oh yeah thank you guys so much for
listening to this episode you can do you can do the thing it was your intro you
want to do it thank you all very much for watching, this has been

(01:09:42):
NanoBunTV, that has been a curious GearsMaster, and I'm John Cody, and this
whole thing is a train wreck. Go check out F3BPodcast.com for all of our
links to all of our things. Outro.