May 11, 2024 • 53 mins
Gears lost his job (and we accidentally predicted it), Nano talks about their new VRChat game world releasing, we discuss the Valve Index ending production, talk movies for a bit and then listen to Gears ramble about Ghostbusters & Halo.
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Hello everyone and welcome to Final 3 Brain Cells.
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I'm GearsMaster.
This is...
NanoBunTV!
Hi!
Hi!
And...
And...
Hi I'm John.
And that is us, the cast of dipshits who do this all the time.
What do you mean ALL the time?
This is only the third episode!
This is...
ALL the time.
Anyways, that intro was way better than John's last...
(00:24):
Shut the fuck up!
Look, I don't care that you were sick.
Okay.
Okay, we're speaking of sick, but we'll get into that in a minute
We got a lot to talk about today John you were sick last episode
However two episodes into the podcast episode two
This is episode three episode two though John does the intro because it's me than John
Then John then gears that rotation and he called it the last three brain cells podcast, which is not we are
(00:52):
That's not what we are we're not
L3b my brain cell wasn't functioning that day
Shit final two brain cells this fuckers out. Hello. We're back. We are once again recording another episode of the podcast within VR chat
We're all hanging out on the couch here. There's a couple more props in the background now
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There is a ping indicator over on the shelf over there because the ping indicator from the whole April Fools ping
Incident from episode one and then there is a General Electric logo, but very shittily drawn an MS
Paint over there on that shelf because of the contents of episode two where everything was made by General Electric
Don't sue us don't say no general
(01:35):
That's a shitty drawn version of the of the logo. Okay, it's it's named general a wet twig png
Okay, so you can't we love your brand and we love you, so don't worry about it. We hate your brand fuck you
We especially love your guns. Yeah, definitely. Yes. I love your guns that you make there's another special episode
Thing about you tonight's episode is that it is 420. Hello. You are the color of weed you are green
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So let's go with that anyways way
Just fucking disappears in the background
I've been smoked. I should just have a permanent like smoke effect applied to the whole screen for today's episode like
Yeah, we're getting high in here
Before the episode started no no no no no I already got you put the cigar away
We already got you have a we have a special guest Snoop Dogg here. He's in the studio tonight
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It's pretty awesome. All right, let's go down the list first of all
What's what's a good thing to start with tonight? Cuz we've got a lot of things
We're probably gonna split this into two episodes here
My guy is dying right so last episode John was sick and he was lying in bed
If you didn't see last episode you should have spanked him
Last episode you should especially go at least take a look at the the visual on YouTube of just John lying in bed
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He was lying in bed for John balls on stream. No John's balls were cropped
People deserve the balls
You get the balls reveal on episode 263, I don't know why that one specifically but sure no
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269 um so
But now he's onto something John's feeling better. Yeah, but then gears got covid he got the bovid he positive tested for bovid
He positive tested for bovid after four days of thinking it was a cold
Yeah, he finally got a test on the fourth day and it's like yeah, it is bovid so
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I told my provider of work. Hey, I have bovid and then they called me. Oh, we're going right into this
That was we're going right into this a joke became fulfilled
So if anybody remembers in episode one and i'll probably play the clip here in a moment
Um, i'll play the clip in a moment. However, you're already dying laughing over there because you you you know
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We made a joke. I don't even remember what the context was of the joke
But it was something about like oh you have a job that pays you and then I go no you don't
And you're like I don't i'm like no. Yeah, you don't anymore. Not anymore
So that age poorly gears, would you like to explain the call that you just got two days ago?
I don't have a job anymore
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I have I have I have a physical job that actually pays me. I know
Not anymore
That one didn't age quite so well
Well, actually, no, it's honestly a really
So the funny part is that the job that was originally hired for was technically a temporary position no matter what so
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They're planning on trying to make it into something that could be like a part-time position plus also adding on several other things
But then they decided let's kind of rethink this and actually rethink of this entire division that we have that you're in
And they restructured it and optimized it and then I got I I was I was sitting in the corner being like
And then all of a sudden they just grabbed me and chucked me out in the streets
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Not in a violent way. I'm still able to get my shit and they actually in the most violent way possible
I was also provided with like other jobs that I could try and uh attend for that were
Of about the same positioning hell. There's actually this guy who is recently
He's like 70 and what he does is that he he um
He refurbishes uh cabinets and um
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He refurbishes uh cabinets and interiors
uh, so like let's say that you're getting your house done and all of a sudden one of the installers accidentally like
Drizzle too far while installing the hardware on your cabinet now
There's a hole he comes in patches that shit up and then paints it and makes it look clean
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And that's all he does that's his entire job is to repair and patch things as people damage them
In jobs and he pays he gets paid out the wazoo for this shit
And he's been looking for someone who will fucking take over this shit afterwards. He's 70. He's gonna he wants to retire
He's at the age where he's like I'm done. I'm done with this shit. I don't want my god
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That's too much
But no
So I'm planning on meeting up with them
And there's also some other jobs that I'm trying to get in position with because I need to have a job to live where I am
Actually, I just need a job to live if I don't have a job. I just I I become smoke
I disappear in the weed. This is a crazy theory. You need money
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Says nanobun tv who's lived without money for most of their life you suck anyways, that's what the government wants you to think
I'm gonna have a new job before you got a new job
Okay now cuz you're fired and I I start my job in like okay nine days from now, so fuck you
Excuse me the porn industry pays well for male fucking actors
Are we all just in the mode of like getting a new job because I've also kind of been like on a little bit of a job hunt as well
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I see
So we can just do these podcasts for real I podcast okay legit like
No, I've mean nano's actually like talking about it
It was like I feel like the two of us would actually like end up remating with each other
If if it ever came down to that at some point it would be either you and I or me and Tara
Like those are only two options really gotcha
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So you want you want to come down to Oklahoma? I don't want to go down to fucking tornado alley
Look I'm okay with being where I am currently because I'm like three hours from the Great Dane, which is pretty cool
I've never been there this came up in conversation earlier that I'm like three hours from the Great Dane
We're like we're like we're like we're like we're like we're like we're like we're like we're like we're like we're like we're like
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Which is the pub that the great pug is based off of oh?
It's in Wisconsin though. It's still in a different state, but I'm only like three hours from it, but it's still cross-state
You remember I'm also only three hours away from where you live so then you're six hours from no
That's not how maps work. I think I'm three hours from you as well
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Hang on I'm googling this no honestly what we need to do
You know we need to really do is that if we ever go to like twitchcon are we still doing this podcast like sometime?
In the future where there's like a comic yeah, I want to do an IRL episode guys are coming
Do you guys want to do you guys want to just get a hotel and fucking record an actual podcast video?
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So that's that's something that I know truckle sandwich
Chuckle sandwich, which is the first podcast that I ever started listening to and you know is where the audio listeners
Love you to death the joke comes from and then here's the photo of Ted Nibbeson over my face where it says audio listeners
Love you to death they do a chuckle week like once a year where they do an I like a week of IRL episodes like seven
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IRL episodes, which is pretty cool. You know I'd love to do something like that that sounds great
I'm gonna say one thing cutting point. Did you just seriously give yourself a fucking little like like
little thing to say or a little thing just a little pointer of where you're gonna just
Insert this shit later while you're editing this I already have been every single instance where we've ever said audio listeners in the past
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Two episodes have had has had that image appear on screen already
And I haven't missed one yet
Anyways what else what else welcome back welcome back welcome back
I'm gonna be starting up a fiver so my voice acting shit can be more
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Post posted so you guys yeah, you can see me do weird shit with my throat. Yeah on video
No, this reminds me my favorite fucking Ted talk we're literally okay, so his name is Tom Thumb
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He's a beatboxer from fucking Australia
And how he introduces himself to like the thousands of people in the fucking audience is I?
Do weird things with my mouth
Do you want a demonstration puts Mike into mouth and then just starts going?
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Beatbox like that no you gotta search it up. It's such a great fucking tutorial like like instance of be what website
Do I search it's up on gears? I'm getting you to we can't so far
I think I think there's not been a single episode so far that hasn't mentioned porno, so that's that's a reoccur actually
No, I think I'll tell ya actually episode 2 doesn't mention at all. I think no episode 2
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We didn't know we didn't yeah, so to general electrics mainly oh, okay. Yeah, yeah
Let's general electrics makes a vibrating dildo that rotate and shoots things out
of it, it's just six different dildos going in and out which general electric also made pornhub
Made your penis wait. No you don't have one. That's female avatar um
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So general but general electric did make pornhub. That's true
So yes gears is going to be making a fiver
There will be a link down in the description where you can hire him for voice acting things and there will be some or awesome
My god there will be some some examples down below as well as well as
Something that we're going to be doing now
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Which you guys would have probably already seen this if you went to the description in any episode however
And if you're an audio listener, you'll just have to you know go type this URL manually. Oh, yeah
So um but yeah by the time episode 1 comes out
We're recording episode 3 right now and episode 1 still comes out next week
So we'll have the website up and running by then but that's what we're doing final three brain cells website
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f3bpodcast.com
There will also be a link below by my bussy
Nope that'll link to all of the things that I do all the things that John does all the things that gears does which is
Just the fiverr stuff you'll be able to find all of that at the one website below
So there's not going to be a bunch of links there you get
You could also find gears this bussy there as well couldn't you because there'll be links there
(12:03):
What yeah?
What I guess you know about my only fans?
My fans only oh yeah, I forgot
Anyways go check out f3bpodcast.com
And you can find all the things that we do as well as probably more information about the podcast itself and blah
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I don't know what it's actually gonna
Have yet by the time you guys are seeing this episode the website has been out for like four weeks now
But as I'm saying it right now only the domain is purchased, but go check it out. That's pretty cool
So yeah, you're doing the fiverr things the website. That's all pretty neat um what else what else happened this week?
Oh, yeah, the thing we were just doing right before recording this episode so
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VR chat if you're not super into VR chat then this
Then this whole topic
Stop dying over there
More anything work for me. I'm gonna have to edit your coughs out. We know you have both it chill the fuck out
We get it we get it everybody gets it
You're sick we get it you know what you know what?
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Let's make this impossible for Nano to edit out the coughs now
If you're not super into VR chat this topic might not be super interesting to you however
VR chat worlds I've done some world building stuff before I've done some world development previously
I've worked on a couple things such as
Repurposing the assets from SCP secret lab into a like containment breach style horror map for VR chat
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That was a lot of fun. I also made this cozy
90s like bar which is just a really nice place to hang out and then I've also there's a lot of duality
I went from making a horror map to making a cozy bar world to chill out
And then there's like a bunch of little worlds in between here and there and then the most recent project
Which is just finally released is
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Miniature miniature Mario Kart tracks which you can drive around
RC cars on in VR
Like you know everyone's pretty tall and you've got like an RC controller in your hand
And it's got a little camera straps to it
And you can see the little preview of the of the RC car driving around it's pretty fun
I've been working on this for quite a while the first time I started working on it was mid to late
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2021 and I didn't know what the fuck I was doing this so that project kind of just got left for dead
Back like late 2021. I just kind of abandoned it because I was having a lot of your scoffed
Counter late 2021 I was having severe network issues with it
So I just scrapped the project for a while and then about I want to say
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Seven months ago. It's been seven months already look seven. Maybe almost eight months ago now. I decided to pick it back up
I kind of made a new unit unity project. I
Reused a little bit of code and a little bit of assets
I already had made but also wrote a bunch of new code and
The finished product is pretty fun. It's quite jank. It's quite scuffed, but that makes it really fun in the end
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It actually wasn't that scuffed when we were testing it tonight when I was testing it before it was even more scuffed
There's still issues sometimes where your car will end up in the void
Which sucks?
I think whenever we tested it I
Definitely broke a few things. Yeah. Yeah, but every about as much as I can fix
Realistically with my set of skills has been fixed and it's a pretty fun world if you ever want to check it out
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It's called Mario Kart RCM
remote controlled madness
RCM and or you can just search up my profile on VR chat and find it somewhere old Mills. Yeah something like that
I'm pretty happy with it. Let's see how long it takes for this for big Nintendo to come in
But we'll see what happens for now everybody gets to have fun with that little with that quote unquote little project
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I was working on it's not little it made me want to pull my fucking hair
I'm ready to fucking take you out
For and I'm gonna buy the thousand-year door
That's your door that's your door that's your door that's your door that's your door that's your door
But yeah, I'm not too worried about getting like DMC it or anything
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It's whatever everyone gets to experience this fun thing I worked on for now
This was really fun to work on but at the same time
Holy fuck was it annoying to work on but it's just an idea that I had so many years ago and it's cool to finally
Have it done and it's just one last thing I have to deal with because you know my job starts next week
So it's like okay
It's one thing now checked off the list of just like things I feel like are looming over pretty cool
Um, so that's that's that pretty happy with the end result. I thought there'd be more to talk about with that
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I mean, it's mini Mario Kart. It's
It's mini Mario Kart. Yeah
How more can you explain Mario Kart? Everyone knows it if you had heard of Mario Kart, what the hell are you doing?
There is one thing I wanted to talk about so in episode 2
We were talking a lot about VR headsets our recommendations and just talking a bunch about the Apple vision Pro a little bit about
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Pimax stuff quite a bit about the big screen beyond what was our general consensus?
Like if you've got a bunch of money to blow get a big screen beyond or if you don't get a quest 3. Yes
Yeah, so
Interesting thing because the big screen beyond is only a headset and it's a thousand dollar headset
You also need two controllers and one or preferably two base stations, which everyone just gets the valve index
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controllers and valve index base stations, which
Will run you like 500 bucks
For the both controllers and both base stations combined with the headset. That's like $1,500 very interesting thing has happened with the index
I don't think I've told either of you this is I heard this from Bradley
And we're currently recording this on on the 20th. I heard this a couple days ago
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Recording this on April 20th, and I heard about this a couple days ago by the time you guys are hearing about this
It's probably gonna be like three weeks later. So
This the later as time goes on this information is gonna probably be more important
Can you really recommend to?
Debatable whether or not I can recommend the index anymore because this is either an incentive to get it now or to not get it
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Because the index is no longer in production
Production is halted. Oh, no. Yeah production has halted which is which was very interesting
I heard this from Bradley on a live stream a couple days ago. I didn't watch the full live stream
I just skipped to that specific part. He kind of dropped it pretty casually and I'm like
It's a production excuse me
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Mean it's gonna sell out anytime soon. That doesn't mean they're gonna run out of stock
We have no idea what their stock is gonna be like
But is no longer being produced if they are actually looking towards releasing a headset
Which we still have no fucking idea and it's just gonna get dropped on us
Just like how Half-Life Alex was just dropped out of nowhere. They're like tomorrow. We're announcing tomorrow
we're showing the trailer of
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the next installment in the Half-Life series and everyone's like
So valve's just gonna be new. We'll just sitting in the fucking car. This is Gabe Newell
Yeah, they did the same thing with the steam deck so yeah the same thing with the scene deck
They did the same thing with the index probably I think maybe do that
I don't know
But they probably will with whatever the Deckard or the index to or the Deckard or whatever the hell you want to call it
(19:12):
It's gonna be so the question is
the topic is
Is it good to is it like oh you should get it index controllers and base stations now for your big screen beyond or should
You get an index or a full index kit now, or should you wait and see if another thing is coming out
We have no idea. I want to lean a lot more towards they are releasing anything
But this is valve and you can't fucking predict anything with them. Maybe they want to exit the VR space a little bit
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Maybe they just want to work on only the software side. Maybe they only want to do steam
If they want to do steam VR and not actual VR hardware, but it'd be a damn shame because their VR hardware has been amazing
And they've been doing patents so like given the patents and stuff it would feel weird to not do it
So I'm leaning more towards Deckard whatever the hell next VR is is maybe soon
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But we've got no idea editing nano in the bottom corner
if they between now and the release of this episode if they announced something just
Throw that image on with just a really funny sound effects. Oh my god. That would be crazy if it happened
I mean by the time this episode comes out
I think a lot of my animation portfolio was gonna be a pretty much public at this point because I've done a ton of stuff
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It's water in that
Job, are you about to knock over a bottle full of water dipshit?
It's got a screw-on-cap
It's just I threw I had the other bottle right here that I had that was full of water and it was empty
So I flipped it and hit my controller and I'm like, oh my god
And then I was like I saw the other one cuz I was about to do I was just about to
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And then I felt the bottle over there
So, you know what I do I just grab it and throw it off the couch like a cat and then all of a sudden
I hear water. I'm like wait a minute. I need that
Yeah, you kind of do need a little bit of water to survive in life
I'm no I'm no expert. However, but I do believe that you need a little bit of it
But take a rain check on that because I don't know for sure the amount of times
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I've had to explain rain check recently people not knowing what the fuck a rain check is. It's of course
Of course Lucy didn't know and I think my friend ultra didn't know I think I hope I hope I'm remembering correctly
Otherwise this might be lies and slander and then there was someone else what?
Would you rain check? Are you being serious with me? No, I'm not being serious with you. Okay
(21:32):
I have I not explained it to you before no, I know what a rain check. Okay. Okay. Good
Good good for those of you who don't know at home a rain check here
Let me just let me look up the definition a rain check is a phrase that can have different meanings depending on the context
It curve. Okay. Shut up. This is bullshit. This is why I don't use the search bar on Windows because it searches Bing fuck
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fuck Bing
So it used to be
It's one of those many terms that had a meaning at one point and then now doesn't which is
It was a ticket given to spectators at US sporting events enabling them to claim a refund
Of their entrance money or gain admission on another occasion if the event is canceled because of rain
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So pretty much it's like, you know come back at this time because we're we're not doing this day cuz array and it's a rain
Check rain jazz and like a check like that like the bank like the bank thing, you know, like the money related thing
Like that kind of check
Not like we're checking for rain or something like that. Anyways, we're not checking your prostate. Yeah, of course
So what what anyways? Um, there's a lot of things like that one that I learned recently
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that was pretty cool to learn about is
like of things that
Once had a meaning and then now we just use as a term and we kind of forgot what the meaning was myself included is
The development version or the pre-release or the beta or whatever version of a software may sometimes be called the cannery version
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Yeah, cannery is a type of bird. It's a little yellow bird
I learned why development versions software are called cannery versions is because
Coal workers like people went in them into the mines
They used to take they used to take a cannery general electric workers the general electric workers
They used to take their general electric branded cannery which was fucking like stamped
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With the GE logo with the shitedly drawn one over there
They would take the cannery into the mines with them and if the cannery died
That means that's the air quality was way too poor in there and that they needed to get the fuck out
Because the cannery would die before you would die due to the air poisoning
Do you mean a canary canary cannery? What if what pronounced pronunciation canary? Yes?
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Aluminium aluminum, I knew I was saying wrong. I just
Shut up. Okay, try my best
Final three brain cells. Okay. Look, you know what we got ourselves into dip shit
So the canaries were also made by General Electric
Yeah
They were made by General Electric
But yeah
They would bring the canaries into the mines with them and if it would die then the air quality is too bad
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So, you know, they're like they're the test they're the test to see if they die
Then you got to get the fuck out of the mines because you're gonna die afterwards
And that's why the test versions of software is called the canary version
and I also learned that a little a little tidbit as well is that the miners used to
Eventually, they got like really sad about the birds dying. So they would bring them in a little glass box and
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They would if they saw the bird was slowly starting to die they would close it
So it wasn't open to the air of the cave anymore
And they would turn a little valve that gave the bird some oxygen from a little mini oxygen tank on the side of the box
So it would let the bird breathe and then they still got the information that the air quality there is not good
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The bird was starting to die. So I'm gonna bring this guy with me
I'm also gonna get the hell out of there and then everybody wins
So that was pretty that was pretty cute to learn
canary lives matter
canary lives matter
Also an interesting thing the canary version of discord is yellow
It's like pretty much the shade of canary birds, which is a nice little subtle thing
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Yeah, cuz I have both copies of discord installed
Don't ask why and the canary one here is a nice a nice like golden color. It looks really looks really good, honestly
Um and that that's why it's that color. So that's a little that's a little I guess history lesson, but also just like hey
Here's a term that
Exists, but like we forgot what the meaning was think about it. Why don't we rewind digital video anymore?
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We're not rewind. We're not winding the tape backwards. We're not on tapes anymore. We're digitally going backwards
We're not digitally rewinding the tape. We're traveling back in time
I'm that reminds me of the joke for you losing your job. I was like Marty
We gotta go back we gotta prevent you from saying from saying from from making that joke as major repercussions in episode 3
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You wouldn't understand you wouldn't understand
But I can't tell you what would happen, but it's something relating to a job
But if you can't make the job joke you can't do it major repercussions of the sequel back to the future part 3
Love those movies. We should talk about movies at some point and you know good movies lately good movies
What was the last move a new movie that anyone's seen here?
(26:25):
Ghostbusters oh my god frozen Empire was awesome. I
Forgot they made one the last one the last Ghostbusters. I watched was the the one with the women
That one oh yeah, that was the last one
I watched as an avid Ghostbusters fan
Who's been watching Ghostbusters since they were six and had most of the Ghostbusters films movies and then like little TV parts
(26:47):
I didn't watch much of the TV parts. I did watch a little bit of ghosts
What is it called the I?
Don't know it wasn't as good. I didn't like it
The 2016 movie with the women yeah with the women controversial take I hated it yeah
It wasn't good you had all three oh
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Oh, what's that? That was your leg my leg
That was your leg your leg tracking went wonky and it does that my lift my left tracker does not like me at all
I need some Tundra trackers bad. Oh my god. Okay. We're gonna swap feet now
We're gonna swap feet now because it clearly doesn't like me so as you were saying with the Ghostbusters
(27:34):
You look like you've seen a ghost pipe down. What about Ghostbusters?
You're fucking late
Shut the fuck up
I'll give you something to scream about oh
Yeah
Audio listeners love you to death he's pulling his car
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No, so I didn't like the
Thing they actually had all like oh my god
They had Ernie Hudson fucking Bill Murray, and I Dan Ackroyd had all of them there
They even had I forget what her name. I forget what her actor's name is what we're doing in the gears are turning in
His head you got this
You got this um so they had like most of the original cast from the like the last two movies as in Ghostbusters
(28:20):
One and two the ones we love mostly Ghostbusters one, but Ghostbusters two was also pretty damn good
They had mostly original cast except except for one and that was because that one died and we all love Egon Spangler
Hmm very sad very sad F in the chat Bill Murray was the only one who actually got really a good
Presenting role and he was a fucking anti ghost conspiracy, dude
(28:43):
What?
That sounds like then they also had Ernie Hudson. He was a fucking he was a
fucking guy in a suit
Driving a vehicle he never even stepped out of the vehicle from what I remember
But if I'm wrong type in the comments no like all of them got likes basically
background character roles
(29:05):
Yeah, they're only there just to say we have them hey that does numbers in the box office though
If you just say we have them
There goes the graph yo guys just doing numbers fucking Ghostbusters afterlife came out that I liked it
I liked it a lot the CGI and a little bit
(29:26):
Everything else I watch it the ghostbusters after life CGI was still better than fucking
We've been going backwards with CGI for quite a little while if anyone's noticed we like got to a point
And then we started going backwards again. Well the reasoning why is because now we're basically we're still making
Animated movies well, we're still making live-action movies, but they're actually animated movies like the whole fucking
(29:51):
What was it?
most of the live-action Disney remakes are just
Let's put an HD filter on our old animation fit on a home animation
And then make it 3d as well
Make it 3d and make it horrible. I see why there's some good like like you know
(30:13):
mocap, but
Mocap doesn't always work. It's not always your fucking solution. I'm about to go off on such a tangent right now
I'm about to go off on the biggest
Should click on this video you got me going now hold on to your seats. We're going downhill
(30:35):
Hold on to your butts
Fucking roller coaster. I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go back on that mocap whenever I finish up my ghost buster tangent ghost busters tangent ghost was after life animation was great
They brought back Egon Spangler digitally and but did it in such a way that
It's kind of like how your intros work where you didn't need a bet like the best sounding voice
You just needed something doesn't matter how many artifacts or like how the audio sounded or anything like that
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Just you needed something because you're gonna already like yeah throw it through a fucking blender and see what the fuck comes out
Mm-hmm
Basically they did the same thing so they took a digital remake of Egon Spangler from the original
Movies maybe aged him up just a tiny bit and then fucking threw it through a blender a filter and
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Got back ghost Egon Spangler for anybody
Sorry for anybody who has not watched Ghostbuster after life, but it's also been like three years three years
I think we're okay with spoilers spoiler alert Iron Man dies
Wow, so then Ghostbusters frozen Empire was a continuation from the original where they're where it's super great
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I'm not being sarcastic. I actually loved the movie. I went to go see it in an actual theater
That's how much I loved it. I literally went to go see it. I fucking love okay ghostbusters again
I've been watching for so fucking I've been I've been I've been kept up with the lore for so fucking long
I've been kept up with everything
The only thing I've been watching is the main two movies which I got hooked on as a fucking child
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Even though I was I was a scared little bitch back then I still am I can't watch anything
It's like ghost and spooky, but I could watch Ghostbusters like it's nothing jump scare
I can't hardly I can't hardly get through Casper and the friendly ghost. It's I can't get through it. It's too much man
No, no, it's the right cock scares me what what?
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Where I'm putting my binoculars well, it's too tiny
Um telescope anyways, so I didn't need the electron microscope to see this shit
Yeah, yeah, of course of course watch Ghostbusters frozen Empire cuz that shit is fucking like
Golden from a person who loves Ghostbusters just in general. I actually loved Ghostbusters
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frozen Empire and afterlife
But if you're also a critic who likes to critique movies, you're probably not gonna like it
Yeah, a lot of movies are like that lately
I just I just just watch the goddamn movie and stop critiquing shit. Just enjoy it. That's all that's all you have to do
I initiated this by saying like as when anyone see any good movies lately
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Can we both talk about movies and then you could go on your tangent?
Can we have an entire episode of just gears?
Yeah, yeah
Okay, John any any movies lately
Uh, I mean the last two movies that I at least remember seeing just off of the top my head
I not too long ago. I finally got on to watching John Wick 4
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Cuz I had rented it off of YouTube. I thought it was pretty good. I still need to watch it
Really good. It's pretty good spoiler alert John Wick kills a lot of people. Yeah Wow
Let's not spoil what happens at the very end because honestly, there's probably a lot of people who haven't seen it
Yeah, you should go watch it. We're actually not gonna spoil the end of that part
But it's really good movie go watch John Wick 4 if you don't watch the whole series
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Um, I I've only ever seen bits and pieces of one two and three
So I actually around when four came out like right before it was about to come out
I went and watched one and two three and then four came out
I watched four and it was a really fun to watch all four of those
Yeah
My opinion of like the John Wick films is that like I still really enjoy two three and four
But I feel like is if you just watch John Wick one and that's it
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I don't necessarily think you're missing out on a ton
With John Wick the first John Wick that is an entire story in a in a of its own from start to finish that is just
Perfect. Yeah
One is definitely the best and then two three and four
One is the best and then two three and four are only
Slightly below it and they're all equal to yeah, they're all great. They're all slightly below it slightly below
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But they're still all great movies to watch. There are some movies where you don't have to think too much
It's you know, pretty obvious what's going on
It's a nice movie to just go watch with someone or put on the background or really anything
I think is a really fun watch. Okay, Daniel any good movies you've watched
Lately the most recent movie I've watched was one that came out at Christmas. It's now April
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Well, the most recent one that I hadn't seen before which was Wonka which was really fun to watch
I watched it with Lucy and then I I forgot 30 minutes into getting dragged into that. I remembered
Shit, I was supposed to watch this with my family in like three days from now
So then I went to go watch with my family in theaters. That was a lot more fun
Also, my parents were getting were cracking up due to how funny Keegan Michael key is the guy who plays toad the comedian
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He was really funny and Wonka. It was it was a really good movie
I'm kind of glad that the Tim Burton stuff was kind of thrown out the window and this is more so a
a prequel it seems like a more slightly alternative universe, but still
quite definitely if you stretch a few things here and there could definitely still be considered a
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prequel to the
1980s movie of the Willy Wonka
Yeah, it's still a bit iffy though. I think just in of itself. It's a really fun movie
There's also quite a quite a few references
I was able to point out like every single reference from the original 1980s movie, which is really cute
Who would have thought I like Wonka stuff? Hi, I'm wearing a fucking top hat right now. Hello. I
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Had Charlie and talk about more Willy Wonka stuff
Low poly Bonnie's the girl to go to she knows she also knows a ton of stuff about it
She also made a chocolate factory world here in VR chat as well. I think I've been to it
So I've been to it. We shut shout out Polly
Shout out Polly. Mm-hmm
Fun movie though
I think the last movie before Wonka that I watched by the way, if anyone hasn't seen it actually go watch it
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It's just it's just a fun movie to watch if you go in with no expectations. I think you'll be very pleasantly surprised
and
That's the actor's name. What's the main actor's name? The last movie I watched in theaters is like eons ago
Was a one-piece film read and and I definitely really enjoyed that film
I end up watching that uh with with my mom and dad in which I'm now slowly turning my parents into one-piece fans. I
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Want to point out I looked at Timothy's chalamet
And I immediately find a blanket with just a bunch of fucking a collage of photos of his face
And I also find a throw pillow with that's just a collage of photos of his face because you know, he's kind of really
Really dreamy and nice-looking guy hot. Yeah, he is
Like you really want him inside
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Apparently my hair at the time when I went to go see it in theaters was quite similar to his actually so
Everyone in my family was saying you kind of look like him
I've cut it a bit since then but it's gonna it's gonna grow to that extent again soon fun movie though
The last most recent movie since then that I had watched
Was I I seriously think the gap was that big that the last movie I watched before then was Oppenheimer which
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Amazing movie that is not a movie. You can turn off your brain to I still need to watch it
It is a three-hour movie that you you gotta pay attention. It is not something you can be sleepy for it is not something that
You got to pay attention to it
But if you pay attention to it it does feel very like fulfilling at the end once you cuz it has the two like
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merging in timelines
It's got one timeline of forward events of the development of the bomb and then it will switch back and forth to black and white
to
like a
second timeline that is the events after the bomb and then they kind of
Converge in the middle in the finale, and it's a really interesting but at first. It's really confusing
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What's going on? I kind of wish I knew that at the start
There's one thing like with that movie is I wish that I knew about the whole two separate timelines things going on at the same
Time that are swapping back and forth between
Because it took me like an hour of the three hours to get that through my head and I'm like, oh that's what's happening now
I can enjoy this a bit more
But really good movie
Seriously, I would recommend everyone go watch it if you somehow haven't did you watch it in theaters when it came out?
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I watched it in I did not watch theaters if you watch it in theaters
I was gonna ask it if if the next movie that you watch immediately after that was Barbie I don't give
Barbie up and I'm oh, come on
Bob and I'm no, I don't I don't care. I don't care
Don't care about Barb and Heimer just the Oppenheimer's portion
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I just like the cosmic comedy of Barbie coming out the same time as up Oppenheimer
Just two very different tone films random nanothot. Did you know the L on Luigi's hat stands for Luigi?
Yes, okay good. Anyway, I guess you can go on your tangent now. Hold on your green colored. You're kind of like Luigi kill me I
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Craved death. All right, you're she have 10 minutes to go on your movie rant. Oh, this isn't a movie
And this is now about a game it starts with a fantabulous game from early 2000s
Halo. Oh boy. No, no, you're in the way get out of it, but
Okay, John
117 pretty cool game
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You know built early pretty nice graphics and then you can come back up here
I'm just behind the couch audio listeners left you to death. I was behind the couch dancing waving back and forth and then
Sabriant kind of came in John. Have you played the fucking?
Have you have you played the remastered version of it? Oh, I'm gonna make some people mad
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I've not played a single Halo game John. I'm gonna kill you
You you oh hey look I used to be there and then like a year and a half two years ago
I finally played reach with some friends and it was pretty cool. Um, I
Look here. Here's the thing that I think I learned with Halo. It's either
I'm not that interested in it or you had to grow up with it. I think that's what I gathered from playing it
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Cuz like you really did so here's the issue
John and I were Nintendo kids growing up
Let me go ahead and make take this a step further for this in my territory and this is gonna make a lot of people mad
I have a game collection that consists of every Nintendo console
And quite a few of the handhelds. I don't have all the handhelds yet, but I do have the good majority
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I think there's like a few handhelds
I'm listening including the virtual boy the virtual boy and five game cubes which the virtual boy is considered a
portable console good God
But yeah, I have all the Nintendo consoles the majority of the Nintendo handhelds. I have a PlayStation 1 2 3
I don't have a 4 I used to have a 4 but I also have the PlayStation 5
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And I have a few other oddball consoles out there
I have the Sega Genesis Dreamcast and Atari 2600 not I do not own a single Xbox console
Okay, so here's the thing about owning the originals is that so whenever you're playing like let's say you're a really big
Halo fan the PC
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Fucking one that they have from the Master Chief's collection is not the same as the Xbox one
There are some slight tweaks to it if you get the original it plays just fine and even then
Sometimes that matters, but whenever you're playing on the the PC
It's not exactly the same, but let's get back to it so saver it kind of got their hands on the whole fucking like thing
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If you've ever seen it, it was oh
Okay, one of the guys who usually watch whenever it comes down this kind of shit is noodle if you ever get the chance to watch
Him he's funny basically it is master class and fucking oh, what is it? What is it claw?
What is it called? What is it called? What is it called?
Whenever you're making a game and you change how the lighting and the colors are in the background to
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Convey a tone or a feeling I mean yeah that that I don't know the term for it. I know what you're talking about
I'm trying to think about it. It's
Atmospheric worry about the terms
Atman okay, yeah, yeah
It's master class and conveying a very like just great atmosphere if you've never played Halo and you want to play it
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And you don't care about it being like shit graphics and kind of bagged sound quality
But in the Master Chief collection you can actually change it where you can have it where the you have the new audio
But you don't have the shit graphics that comes with fucking
Sabre in which it's not really the
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They're actually kind of nice, but they don't keep they don't they don't stay true to the original
The originals at all they just don't it looks like I think Halo 3 would be the best one to kind of convey it to
But even then took everything that was really lovely about like the colors and and like how it conveyed certain things and the darkness
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Of all the levels and just said let's put a fucking gamma filter and like a high gamma on it
And let's also change all of it to be brown
Down shit like a piss filter like it like a like an early
Filter on games the Mexico filter the Breaking Bad Mexico filter would just be any TV show or movie Mexico filter
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That one yeah, let's just go with that if you didn't know the setting of Halo
And you've always wanted to basically you're set on an alien ring
Which is constructed by these old ass bitches before they decided to nuke themselves out of existence because of an ancient
organism that decides that it wants to become a parasite and conquer the entire galaxy and to
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Keep that from happening they decided to
Destroy all sentient life in the galaxy to save all of them wait
thousands of years to for the
Alien organism that's ancient that's also a parasite to die out and then resettle the entire galaxy
Huh not fucking with you that is literally just a Noah's Ark
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Huh, it's literally a Noah's Ark, which is funny because I actually debated with my grandma about that for like three hours
Telling her the entire lore of Halo just to get my cousins out of fucking choir practice
You do what needs to be done it is a great game you should try it nano
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I try well at some point look I'll put on the massive list of things I need to play at some point
Like for example a mother three because that was released 18 years ago today
For the Gameboy Advance, and it has never been localized for Western audiences still no mother
Reggie mother Reggie mother three win Reggie Reggie mother three win Reggie
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Anymore I know he's on Nintendo anymore, but he still tweets about it every single year
I bet we'll get a Reggie tweet about it today including making several errors and issues like I don't know
So you know how like does anyone here know about 3d game design at all yes?
Yes, okay, so you know about geometry and all that kind of shit
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They decided to host and instead of trying to remake the entire game by scratch like how most remasters do they literally took?
All of the old graphics and models and stuff like that and run it on the old
Geometry took all the new graphics that they made and ran it on the old geometry throughout the entire game
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There is a tree that you'll aim up your sniper for a shot
And then fire and you hit a wall because once you go back to the old graphics the tree was thicker
grenades will bounce off of walls that don't exist because guess what
It was bigger than
There is an entire level where you are able to walk through a wall because in the old game
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There was a place with
Ammo in it and they decided to wall it off and pretend it never happened and my best part is
So you know how whenever you're designing a game?
And you try and make it like you're trying to make a certain way that it should look so whenever you're doing like a cut
scene
The character should move in such a way um
Most of the characters got a mocap treatment except for one character and this pisses the me the fuck off
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Well actually most of them are just really
Terrible in general Krutana got didn't get the mocap treatment
She her old like running program that like for her animation
They took the old model threw it out and put in a new model
That looks like it's from Halo 3 and then changed the view of where it was and then never touched it again
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It looks so broken. It looks so fucking broken. Hmm. She's like
weak
Yeah, no it was it was fucking broken and then the mocap treatment for most of the other guys so thing about mocap
Whatever the guy says in the booth
Can't always be correlated to how the guy acts
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So you'll get people who will grow tutus Lee over act
Even though it was just a normal sentence like if I were to go hi there
How's it going and like shrug my shoulders like really big to kind of like say I'm talking or like
This is a really nice sandwich
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exactly
That's a gratuitously over acted scene
You just needed to stay in still and then maybe do some hand gestures with it as well
But no for most of the people who are doing the mocap and that fucking in in that
Probably either a were very new or people who are directing them were very new at doing mocap which yeah
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It was about was mocap really new back in like 2006
Uh, no cuz they've been the day I was fairly new one example
They used it for the polar express and that was before 2006
Yeah, there's there's a lot of like fucking things that were just over acted and it looked bad
It looked really bad. And then do you remember that botched gamma slider from earlier? Oh, it's bad
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The only time you'll ever use your fucking flashlight in the entire game
If you're on the new graphics and new stuff is in the tutorial level of the flashlight and then everything else looks like it was
I quote well from noodle filmed in the fucking studio
Including the night levels which are supposed to be pitch black. And again, I'm probably gonna be quoting more it is more tactically
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Beneficial to fucking go to the new graphics instead of staying into the old ones
But then also it looks terrible and you like it's so hard to fucking get enemies like it's hard to locate enemies
Because they designed the enemies to be super really really bright and not blend in with the background
But then as soon as they went to the new like soon as they were designing the new stuff
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They made them blend really like way too well into the background. Halo is a great game
I love it and Sabrent you actually did well in Halo 2. Halo 2's remaster is fucking
Beautiful and the mocap is also awesome. Halo Reach your game the game you did
I still don't know much about most of this and that's all the time we have
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Shut the fuck up. Yeah, I remember all the game that I played all of it. All of that is mocap. Oh damn
That's actually kind of interesting. Okay. Yeah, most of that is fucking mocap
What about facial capture or just motion capture? Dude, most of them had helmets, right?
Face cutscenes there was face stuff going on. There was face things. What about the facial capture? They're all in helmets
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random nano side tangent go very important because today is a
Charlie bit my finger. Um, so anyone remember that one Jesus Christ, so
Remember we got whiplash
random bullshit nano
ADHD moment go. Um today's Hitler's birthday. That's all the time we have for this episode
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His heart is art sucked ass his is art sucked ass and his heart sucked ass
Yes, his heart did suck ass cuz not only was it bad
It's not working anymore. You said hearts by accident and
Get us out of this art his art sucked ass
Yes, I guess
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Get us out of this episode. No, hold on
There's one last thing before my train of thought was yeah do that. What was the one last thing you?
We were in aging when you played mocap treatment blah blah blah. Oh
No, it's all the time. We've got this is gears master. I'm calling this off. Wait, don't don't do the thing yet
(51:31):
Don't don't don't do that with your thing yet. Don't say the thing. Okay, you're not allowed to say it yet. You got us
Give me a second here
This is a fun episode
Hope you all enjoyed episode 3 of the final three brain cells podcast once again
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The comic stuff or game stuff John does or any of the voice acting stuff that Gears does you can find all of it
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I said comic I said comic you want to find all of that go to
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Yeah, there's a there's a Twitter which is linked to on the website
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There's all of our personal accounts, which is like linked to on the website
Just go to the one website and you can find everything else from there
But yeah, and if you and if you're listening to this on any any podcast platform
Once again, you can listen to this on any of your favorite platforms even on YouTube where there is a whole visual
There's a visual of us sitting here on the couch hanging out unless you're not into watching podcasts on YouTube, which you know fair enough
(52:38):
But yeah, thank you so much for being here. Here's get us out of here
Get us the fuck out of here that you
Were trying to do I did I got this I got this I could do this again. I believe in myself
I believe in myself. I don't think you wind it up correctly
You fucked it up again
He's trying to teleport audio listeners. He's trying to teleport into the camera. It's not working. Anyways, get us out of here
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I have titties and these are boobies. Get us out of here.
Outro. YES!
Hello everyone and welcome to Final 3 Brain Cells.
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I'm GearsMaster.
This is...
NanoBunTV!
Hi!
Hi!
And...
And...
Hi I'm John.
And that is us, the cast of dipshits who do this all the time.
What do you mean ALL the time?
This is only the third episode!
This is...
ALL the time.
Anyways, that intro was way better than John's last...
(00:24):
Shut the fuck up!
Look, I don't care that you were sick.
Okay.
Okay, we're speaking of sick, but we'll get into that in a minute
We got a lot to talk about today John you were sick last episode
However two episodes into the podcast episode two
This is episode three episode two though John does the intro because it's me than John
Then John then gears that rotation and he called it the last three brain cells podcast, which is not we are
(00:52):
That's not what we are we're not
L3b my brain cell wasn't functioning that day
Shit final two brain cells this fuckers out. Hello. We're back. We are once again recording another episode of the podcast within VR chat
We're all hanging out on the couch here. There's a couple more props in the background now
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There is a ping indicator over on the shelf over there because the ping indicator from the whole April Fools ping
Incident from episode one and then there is a General Electric logo, but very shittily drawn an MS
Paint over there on that shelf because of the contents of episode two where everything was made by General Electric
Don't sue us don't say no general
(01:35):
That's a shitty drawn version of the of the logo. Okay, it's it's named general a wet twig png
Okay, so you can't we love your brand and we love you, so don't worry about it. We hate your brand fuck you
We especially love your guns. Yeah, definitely. Yes. I love your guns that you make there's another special episode
Thing about you tonight's episode is that it is 420. Hello. You are the color of weed you are green
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So let's go with that anyways way
Just fucking disappears in the background
I've been smoked. I should just have a permanent like smoke effect applied to the whole screen for today's episode like
Yeah, we're getting high in here
Before the episode started no no no no no I already got you put the cigar away
We already got you have a we have a special guest Snoop Dogg here. He's in the studio tonight
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It's pretty awesome. All right, let's go down the list first of all
What's what's a good thing to start with tonight? Cuz we've got a lot of things
We're probably gonna split this into two episodes here
My guy is dying right so last episode John was sick and he was lying in bed
If you didn't see last episode you should have spanked him
Last episode you should especially go at least take a look at the the visual on YouTube of just John lying in bed
(02:52):
He was lying in bed for John balls on stream. No John's balls were cropped
People deserve the balls
You get the balls reveal on episode 263, I don't know why that one specifically but sure no
(03:13):
269 um so
But now he's onto something John's feeling better. Yeah, but then gears got covid he got the bovid he positive tested for bovid
He positive tested for bovid after four days of thinking it was a cold
Yeah, he finally got a test on the fourth day and it's like yeah, it is bovid so
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I told my provider of work. Hey, I have bovid and then they called me. Oh, we're going right into this
That was we're going right into this a joke became fulfilled
So if anybody remembers in episode one and i'll probably play the clip here in a moment
Um, i'll play the clip in a moment. However, you're already dying laughing over there because you you you know
(03:55):
We made a joke. I don't even remember what the context was of the joke
But it was something about like oh you have a job that pays you and then I go no you don't
And you're like I don't i'm like no. Yeah, you don't anymore. Not anymore
So that age poorly gears, would you like to explain the call that you just got two days ago?
I don't have a job anymore
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I have I have I have a physical job that actually pays me. I know
Not anymore
That one didn't age quite so well
Well, actually, no, it's honestly a really
So the funny part is that the job that was originally hired for was technically a temporary position no matter what so
(04:38):
They're planning on trying to make it into something that could be like a part-time position plus also adding on several other things
But then they decided let's kind of rethink this and actually rethink of this entire division that we have that you're in
And they restructured it and optimized it and then I got I I was I was sitting in the corner being like
And then all of a sudden they just grabbed me and chucked me out in the streets
(05:02):
Not in a violent way. I'm still able to get my shit and they actually in the most violent way possible
I was also provided with like other jobs that I could try and uh attend for that were
Of about the same positioning hell. There's actually this guy who is recently
He's like 70 and what he does is that he he um
He refurbishes uh cabinets and um
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He refurbishes uh cabinets and interiors
uh, so like let's say that you're getting your house done and all of a sudden one of the installers accidentally like
Drizzle too far while installing the hardware on your cabinet now
There's a hole he comes in patches that shit up and then paints it and makes it look clean
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And that's all he does that's his entire job is to repair and patch things as people damage them
In jobs and he pays he gets paid out the wazoo for this shit
And he's been looking for someone who will fucking take over this shit afterwards. He's 70. He's gonna he wants to retire
He's at the age where he's like I'm done. I'm done with this shit. I don't want my god
(06:07):
That's too much
But no
So I'm planning on meeting up with them
And there's also some other jobs that I'm trying to get in position with because I need to have a job to live where I am
Actually, I just need a job to live if I don't have a job. I just I I become smoke
I disappear in the weed. This is a crazy theory. You need money
(06:30):
Says nanobun tv who's lived without money for most of their life you suck anyways, that's what the government wants you to think
I'm gonna have a new job before you got a new job
Okay now cuz you're fired and I I start my job in like okay nine days from now, so fuck you
Excuse me the porn industry pays well for male fucking actors
Are we all just in the mode of like getting a new job because I've also kind of been like on a little bit of a job hunt as well
(06:56):
I see
So we can just do these podcasts for real I podcast okay legit like
No, I've mean nano's actually like talking about it
It was like I feel like the two of us would actually like end up remating with each other
If if it ever came down to that at some point it would be either you and I or me and Tara
Like those are only two options really gotcha
(07:18):
So you want you want to come down to Oklahoma? I don't want to go down to fucking tornado alley
Look I'm okay with being where I am currently because I'm like three hours from the Great Dane, which is pretty cool
I've never been there this came up in conversation earlier that I'm like three hours from the Great Dane
We're like we're like we're like we're like we're like we're like we're like we're like we're like we're like we're like we're like
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Which is the pub that the great pug is based off of oh?
It's in Wisconsin though. It's still in a different state, but I'm only like three hours from it, but it's still cross-state
You remember I'm also only three hours away from where you live so then you're six hours from no
That's not how maps work. I think I'm three hours from you as well
(08:01):
Hang on I'm googling this no honestly what we need to do
You know we need to really do is that if we ever go to like twitchcon are we still doing this podcast like sometime?
In the future where there's like a comic yeah, I want to do an IRL episode guys are coming
Do you guys want to do you guys want to just get a hotel and fucking record an actual podcast video?
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So that's that's something that I know truckle sandwich
Chuckle sandwich, which is the first podcast that I ever started listening to and you know is where the audio listeners
Love you to death the joke comes from and then here's the photo of Ted Nibbeson over my face where it says audio listeners
Love you to death they do a chuckle week like once a year where they do an I like a week of IRL episodes like seven
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IRL episodes, which is pretty cool. You know I'd love to do something like that that sounds great
I'm gonna say one thing cutting point. Did you just seriously give yourself a fucking little like like
little thing to say or a little thing just a little pointer of where you're gonna just
Insert this shit later while you're editing this I already have been every single instance where we've ever said audio listeners in the past
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Two episodes have had has had that image appear on screen already
And I haven't missed one yet
Anyways what else what else welcome back welcome back welcome back
I'm gonna be starting up a fiver so my voice acting shit can be more
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Post posted so you guys yeah, you can see me do weird shit with my throat. Yeah on video
No, this reminds me my favorite fucking Ted talk we're literally okay, so his name is Tom Thumb
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He's a beatboxer from fucking Australia
And how he introduces himself to like the thousands of people in the fucking audience is I?
Do weird things with my mouth
Do you want a demonstration puts Mike into mouth and then just starts going?
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Beatbox like that no you gotta search it up. It's such a great fucking tutorial like like instance of be what website
Do I search it's up on gears? I'm getting you to we can't so far
I think I think there's not been a single episode so far that hasn't mentioned porno, so that's that's a reoccur actually
No, I think I'll tell ya actually episode 2 doesn't mention at all. I think no episode 2
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We didn't know we didn't yeah, so to general electrics mainly oh, okay. Yeah, yeah
Let's general electrics makes a vibrating dildo that rotate and shoots things out
of it, it's just six different dildos going in and out which general electric also made pornhub
Made your penis wait. No you don't have one. That's female avatar um
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So general but general electric did make pornhub. That's true
So yes gears is going to be making a fiver
There will be a link down in the description where you can hire him for voice acting things and there will be some or awesome
My god there will be some some examples down below as well as well as
Something that we're going to be doing now
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Which you guys would have probably already seen this if you went to the description in any episode however
And if you're an audio listener, you'll just have to you know go type this URL manually. Oh, yeah
So um but yeah by the time episode 1 comes out
We're recording episode 3 right now and episode 1 still comes out next week
So we'll have the website up and running by then but that's what we're doing final three brain cells website
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f3bpodcast.com
There will also be a link below by my bussy
Nope that'll link to all of the things that I do all the things that John does all the things that gears does which is
Just the fiverr stuff you'll be able to find all of that at the one website below
So there's not going to be a bunch of links there you get
You could also find gears this bussy there as well couldn't you because there'll be links there
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What yeah?
What I guess you know about my only fans?
My fans only oh yeah, I forgot
Anyways go check out f3bpodcast.com
And you can find all the things that we do as well as probably more information about the podcast itself and blah
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I don't know what it's actually gonna
Have yet by the time you guys are seeing this episode the website has been out for like four weeks now
But as I'm saying it right now only the domain is purchased, but go check it out. That's pretty cool
So yeah, you're doing the fiverr things the website. That's all pretty neat um what else what else happened this week?
Oh, yeah, the thing we were just doing right before recording this episode so
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VR chat if you're not super into VR chat then this
Then this whole topic
Stop dying over there
More anything work for me. I'm gonna have to edit your coughs out. We know you have both it chill the fuck out
We get it we get it everybody gets it
You're sick we get it you know what you know what?
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Let's make this impossible for Nano to edit out the coughs now
If you're not super into VR chat this topic might not be super interesting to you however
VR chat worlds I've done some world building stuff before I've done some world development previously
I've worked on a couple things such as
Repurposing the assets from SCP secret lab into a like containment breach style horror map for VR chat
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That was a lot of fun. I also made this cozy
90s like bar which is just a really nice place to hang out and then I've also there's a lot of duality
I went from making a horror map to making a cozy bar world to chill out
And then there's like a bunch of little worlds in between here and there and then the most recent project
Which is just finally released is
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Miniature miniature Mario Kart tracks which you can drive around
RC cars on in VR
Like you know everyone's pretty tall and you've got like an RC controller in your hand
And it's got a little camera straps to it
And you can see the little preview of the of the RC car driving around it's pretty fun
I've been working on this for quite a while the first time I started working on it was mid to late
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2021 and I didn't know what the fuck I was doing this so that project kind of just got left for dead
Back like late 2021. I just kind of abandoned it because I was having a lot of your scoffed
Counter late 2021 I was having severe network issues with it
So I just scrapped the project for a while and then about I want to say
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Seven months ago. It's been seven months already look seven. Maybe almost eight months ago now. I decided to pick it back up
I kind of made a new unit unity project. I
Reused a little bit of code and a little bit of assets
I already had made but also wrote a bunch of new code and
The finished product is pretty fun. It's quite jank. It's quite scuffed, but that makes it really fun in the end
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It actually wasn't that scuffed when we were testing it tonight when I was testing it before it was even more scuffed
There's still issues sometimes where your car will end up in the void
Which sucks?
I think whenever we tested it I
Definitely broke a few things. Yeah. Yeah, but every about as much as I can fix
Realistically with my set of skills has been fixed and it's a pretty fun world if you ever want to check it out
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It's called Mario Kart RCM
remote controlled madness
RCM and or you can just search up my profile on VR chat and find it somewhere old Mills. Yeah something like that
I'm pretty happy with it. Let's see how long it takes for this for big Nintendo to come in
But we'll see what happens for now everybody gets to have fun with that little with that quote unquote little project
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I was working on it's not little it made me want to pull my fucking hair
I'm ready to fucking take you out
For and I'm gonna buy the thousand-year door
That's your door that's your door that's your door that's your door that's your door that's your door
But yeah, I'm not too worried about getting like DMC it or anything
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It's whatever everyone gets to experience this fun thing I worked on for now
This was really fun to work on but at the same time
Holy fuck was it annoying to work on but it's just an idea that I had so many years ago and it's cool to finally
Have it done and it's just one last thing I have to deal with because you know my job starts next week
So it's like okay
It's one thing now checked off the list of just like things I feel like are looming over pretty cool
Um, so that's that's that pretty happy with the end result. I thought there'd be more to talk about with that
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I mean, it's mini Mario Kart. It's
It's mini Mario Kart. Yeah
How more can you explain Mario Kart? Everyone knows it if you had heard of Mario Kart, what the hell are you doing?
There is one thing I wanted to talk about so in episode 2
We were talking a lot about VR headsets our recommendations and just talking a bunch about the Apple vision Pro a little bit about
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Pimax stuff quite a bit about the big screen beyond what was our general consensus?
Like if you've got a bunch of money to blow get a big screen beyond or if you don't get a quest 3. Yes
Yeah, so
Interesting thing because the big screen beyond is only a headset and it's a thousand dollar headset
You also need two controllers and one or preferably two base stations, which everyone just gets the valve index
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controllers and valve index base stations, which
Will run you like 500 bucks
For the both controllers and both base stations combined with the headset. That's like $1,500 very interesting thing has happened with the index
I don't think I've told either of you this is I heard this from Bradley
And we're currently recording this on on the 20th. I heard this a couple days ago
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Recording this on April 20th, and I heard about this a couple days ago by the time you guys are hearing about this
It's probably gonna be like three weeks later. So
This the later as time goes on this information is gonna probably be more important
Can you really recommend to?
Debatable whether or not I can recommend the index anymore because this is either an incentive to get it now or to not get it
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Because the index is no longer in production
Production is halted. Oh, no. Yeah production has halted which is which was very interesting
I heard this from Bradley on a live stream a couple days ago. I didn't watch the full live stream
I just skipped to that specific part. He kind of dropped it pretty casually and I'm like
It's a production excuse me
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Mean it's gonna sell out anytime soon. That doesn't mean they're gonna run out of stock
We have no idea what their stock is gonna be like
But is no longer being produced if they are actually looking towards releasing a headset
Which we still have no fucking idea and it's just gonna get dropped on us
Just like how Half-Life Alex was just dropped out of nowhere. They're like tomorrow. We're announcing tomorrow
we're showing the trailer of
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the next installment in the Half-Life series and everyone's like
So valve's just gonna be new. We'll just sitting in the fucking car. This is Gabe Newell
Yeah, they did the same thing with the steam deck so yeah the same thing with the scene deck
They did the same thing with the index probably I think maybe do that
I don't know
But they probably will with whatever the Deckard or the index to or the Deckard or whatever the hell you want to call it
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It's gonna be so the question is
the topic is
Is it good to is it like oh you should get it index controllers and base stations now for your big screen beyond or should
You get an index or a full index kit now, or should you wait and see if another thing is coming out
We have no idea. I want to lean a lot more towards they are releasing anything
But this is valve and you can't fucking predict anything with them. Maybe they want to exit the VR space a little bit
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Maybe they just want to work on only the software side. Maybe they only want to do steam
If they want to do steam VR and not actual VR hardware, but it'd be a damn shame because their VR hardware has been amazing
And they've been doing patents so like given the patents and stuff it would feel weird to not do it
So I'm leaning more towards Deckard whatever the hell next VR is is maybe soon
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But we've got no idea editing nano in the bottom corner
if they between now and the release of this episode if they announced something just
Throw that image on with just a really funny sound effects. Oh my god. That would be crazy if it happened
I mean by the time this episode comes out
I think a lot of my animation portfolio was gonna be a pretty much public at this point because I've done a ton of stuff
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It's water in that
Job, are you about to knock over a bottle full of water dipshit?
It's got a screw-on-cap
It's just I threw I had the other bottle right here that I had that was full of water and it was empty
So I flipped it and hit my controller and I'm like, oh my god
And then I was like I saw the other one cuz I was about to do I was just about to
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And then I felt the bottle over there
So, you know what I do I just grab it and throw it off the couch like a cat and then all of a sudden
I hear water. I'm like wait a minute. I need that
Yeah, you kind of do need a little bit of water to survive in life
I'm no I'm no expert. However, but I do believe that you need a little bit of it
But take a rain check on that because I don't know for sure the amount of times
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I've had to explain rain check recently people not knowing what the fuck a rain check is. It's of course
Of course Lucy didn't know and I think my friend ultra didn't know I think I hope I hope I'm remembering correctly
Otherwise this might be lies and slander and then there was someone else what?
Would you rain check? Are you being serious with me? No, I'm not being serious with you. Okay
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I have I not explained it to you before no, I know what a rain check. Okay. Okay. Good
Good good for those of you who don't know at home a rain check here
Let me just let me look up the definition a rain check is a phrase that can have different meanings depending on the context
It curve. Okay. Shut up. This is bullshit. This is why I don't use the search bar on Windows because it searches Bing fuck
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fuck Bing
So it used to be
It's one of those many terms that had a meaning at one point and then now doesn't which is
It was a ticket given to spectators at US sporting events enabling them to claim a refund
Of their entrance money or gain admission on another occasion if the event is canceled because of rain
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So pretty much it's like, you know come back at this time because we're we're not doing this day cuz array and it's a rain
Check rain jazz and like a check like that like the bank like the bank thing, you know, like the money related thing
Like that kind of check
Not like we're checking for rain or something like that. Anyways, we're not checking your prostate. Yeah, of course
So what what anyways? Um, there's a lot of things like that one that I learned recently
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that was pretty cool to learn about is
like of things that
Once had a meaning and then now we just use as a term and we kind of forgot what the meaning was myself included is
The development version or the pre-release or the beta or whatever version of a software may sometimes be called the cannery version
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Yeah, cannery is a type of bird. It's a little yellow bird
I learned why development versions software are called cannery versions is because
Coal workers like people went in them into the mines
They used to take they used to take a cannery general electric workers the general electric workers
They used to take their general electric branded cannery which was fucking like stamped
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With the GE logo with the shitedly drawn one over there
They would take the cannery into the mines with them and if the cannery died
That means that's the air quality was way too poor in there and that they needed to get the fuck out
Because the cannery would die before you would die due to the air poisoning
Do you mean a canary canary cannery? What if what pronounced pronunciation canary? Yes?
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Aluminium aluminum, I knew I was saying wrong. I just
Shut up. Okay, try my best
Final three brain cells. Okay. Look, you know what we got ourselves into dip shit
So the canaries were also made by General Electric
Yeah
They were made by General Electric
But yeah
They would bring the canaries into the mines with them and if it would die then the air quality is too bad
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So, you know, they're like they're the test they're the test to see if they die
Then you got to get the fuck out of the mines because you're gonna die afterwards
And that's why the test versions of software is called the canary version
and I also learned that a little a little tidbit as well is that the miners used to
Eventually, they got like really sad about the birds dying. So they would bring them in a little glass box and
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They would if they saw the bird was slowly starting to die they would close it
So it wasn't open to the air of the cave anymore
And they would turn a little valve that gave the bird some oxygen from a little mini oxygen tank on the side of the box
So it would let the bird breathe and then they still got the information that the air quality there is not good
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The bird was starting to die. So I'm gonna bring this guy with me
I'm also gonna get the hell out of there and then everybody wins
So that was pretty that was pretty cute to learn
canary lives matter
canary lives matter
Also an interesting thing the canary version of discord is yellow
It's like pretty much the shade of canary birds, which is a nice little subtle thing
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Yeah, cuz I have both copies of discord installed
Don't ask why and the canary one here is a nice a nice like golden color. It looks really looks really good, honestly
Um and that that's why it's that color. So that's a little that's a little I guess history lesson, but also just like hey
Here's a term that
Exists, but like we forgot what the meaning was think about it. Why don't we rewind digital video anymore?
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We're not rewind. We're not winding the tape backwards. We're not on tapes anymore. We're digitally going backwards
We're not digitally rewinding the tape. We're traveling back in time
I'm that reminds me of the joke for you losing your job. I was like Marty
We gotta go back we gotta prevent you from saying from saying from from making that joke as major repercussions in episode 3
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You wouldn't understand you wouldn't understand
But I can't tell you what would happen, but it's something relating to a job
But if you can't make the job joke you can't do it major repercussions of the sequel back to the future part 3
Love those movies. We should talk about movies at some point and you know good movies lately good movies
What was the last move a new movie that anyone's seen here?
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Ghostbusters oh my god frozen Empire was awesome. I
Forgot they made one the last one the last Ghostbusters. I watched was the the one with the women
That one oh yeah, that was the last one
I watched as an avid Ghostbusters fan
Who's been watching Ghostbusters since they were six and had most of the Ghostbusters films movies and then like little TV parts
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I didn't watch much of the TV parts. I did watch a little bit of ghosts
What is it called the I?
Don't know it wasn't as good. I didn't like it
The 2016 movie with the women yeah with the women controversial take I hated it yeah
It wasn't good you had all three oh
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Oh, what's that? That was your leg my leg
That was your leg your leg tracking went wonky and it does that my lift my left tracker does not like me at all
I need some Tundra trackers bad. Oh my god. Okay. We're gonna swap feet now
We're gonna swap feet now because it clearly doesn't like me so as you were saying with the Ghostbusters
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You look like you've seen a ghost pipe down. What about Ghostbusters?
You're fucking late
Shut the fuck up
I'll give you something to scream about oh
Yeah
Audio listeners love you to death he's pulling his car
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No, so I didn't like the
Thing they actually had all like oh my god
They had Ernie Hudson fucking Bill Murray, and I Dan Ackroyd had all of them there
They even had I forget what her name. I forget what her actor's name is what we're doing in the gears are turning in
His head you got this
You got this um so they had like most of the original cast from the like the last two movies as in Ghostbusters
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One and two the ones we love mostly Ghostbusters one, but Ghostbusters two was also pretty damn good
They had mostly original cast except except for one and that was because that one died and we all love Egon Spangler
Hmm very sad very sad F in the chat Bill Murray was the only one who actually got really a good
Presenting role and he was a fucking anti ghost conspiracy, dude
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What?
That sounds like then they also had Ernie Hudson. He was a fucking he was a
fucking guy in a suit
Driving a vehicle he never even stepped out of the vehicle from what I remember
But if I'm wrong type in the comments no like all of them got likes basically
background character roles
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Yeah, they're only there just to say we have them hey that does numbers in the box office though
If you just say we have them
There goes the graph yo guys just doing numbers fucking Ghostbusters afterlife came out that I liked it
I liked it a lot the CGI and a little bit
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Everything else I watch it the ghostbusters after life CGI was still better than fucking
We've been going backwards with CGI for quite a little while if anyone's noticed we like got to a point
And then we started going backwards again. Well the reasoning why is because now we're basically we're still making
Animated movies well, we're still making live-action movies, but they're actually animated movies like the whole fucking
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What was it?
most of the live-action Disney remakes are just
Let's put an HD filter on our old animation fit on a home animation
And then make it 3d as well
Make it 3d and make it horrible. I see why there's some good like like you know
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mocap, but
Mocap doesn't always work. It's not always your fucking solution. I'm about to go off on such a tangent right now
I'm about to go off on the biggest
Should click on this video you got me going now hold on to your seats. We're going downhill
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Hold on to your butts
Fucking roller coaster. I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go back on that mocap whenever I finish up my ghost buster tangent ghost busters tangent ghost was after life animation was great
They brought back Egon Spangler digitally and but did it in such a way that
It's kind of like how your intros work where you didn't need a bet like the best sounding voice
You just needed something doesn't matter how many artifacts or like how the audio sounded or anything like that
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Just you needed something because you're gonna already like yeah throw it through a fucking blender and see what the fuck comes out
Mm-hmm
Basically they did the same thing so they took a digital remake of Egon Spangler from the original
Movies maybe aged him up just a tiny bit and then fucking threw it through a blender a filter and
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Got back ghost Egon Spangler for anybody
Sorry for anybody who has not watched Ghostbuster after life, but it's also been like three years three years
I think we're okay with spoilers spoiler alert Iron Man dies
Wow, so then Ghostbusters frozen Empire was a continuation from the original where they're where it's super great
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I'm not being sarcastic. I actually loved the movie. I went to go see it in an actual theater
That's how much I loved it. I literally went to go see it. I fucking love okay ghostbusters again
I've been watching for so fucking I've been I've been I've been kept up with the lore for so fucking long
I've been kept up with everything
The only thing I've been watching is the main two movies which I got hooked on as a fucking child
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Even though I was I was a scared little bitch back then I still am I can't watch anything
It's like ghost and spooky, but I could watch Ghostbusters like it's nothing jump scare
I can't hardly I can't hardly get through Casper and the friendly ghost. It's I can't get through it. It's too much man
No, no, it's the right cock scares me what what?
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Where I'm putting my binoculars well, it's too tiny
Um telescope anyways, so I didn't need the electron microscope to see this shit
Yeah, yeah, of course of course watch Ghostbusters frozen Empire cuz that shit is fucking like
Golden from a person who loves Ghostbusters just in general. I actually loved Ghostbusters
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frozen Empire and afterlife
But if you're also a critic who likes to critique movies, you're probably not gonna like it
Yeah, a lot of movies are like that lately
I just I just just watch the goddamn movie and stop critiquing shit. Just enjoy it. That's all that's all you have to do
I initiated this by saying like as when anyone see any good movies lately
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Can we both talk about movies and then you could go on your tangent?
Can we have an entire episode of just gears?
Yeah, yeah
Okay, John any any movies lately
Uh, I mean the last two movies that I at least remember seeing just off of the top my head
I not too long ago. I finally got on to watching John Wick 4
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Cuz I had rented it off of YouTube. I thought it was pretty good. I still need to watch it
Really good. It's pretty good spoiler alert John Wick kills a lot of people. Yeah Wow
Let's not spoil what happens at the very end because honestly, there's probably a lot of people who haven't seen it
Yeah, you should go watch it. We're actually not gonna spoil the end of that part
But it's really good movie go watch John Wick 4 if you don't watch the whole series
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Um, I I've only ever seen bits and pieces of one two and three
So I actually around when four came out like right before it was about to come out
I went and watched one and two three and then four came out
I watched four and it was a really fun to watch all four of those
Yeah
My opinion of like the John Wick films is that like I still really enjoy two three and four
But I feel like is if you just watch John Wick one and that's it
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I don't necessarily think you're missing out on a ton
With John Wick the first John Wick that is an entire story in a in a of its own from start to finish that is just
Perfect. Yeah
One is definitely the best and then two three and four
One is the best and then two three and four are only
Slightly below it and they're all equal to yeah, they're all great. They're all slightly below it slightly below
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But they're still all great movies to watch. There are some movies where you don't have to think too much
It's you know, pretty obvious what's going on
It's a nice movie to just go watch with someone or put on the background or really anything
I think is a really fun watch. Okay, Daniel any good movies you've watched
Lately the most recent movie I've watched was one that came out at Christmas. It's now April
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Well, the most recent one that I hadn't seen before which was Wonka which was really fun to watch
I watched it with Lucy and then I I forgot 30 minutes into getting dragged into that. I remembered
Shit, I was supposed to watch this with my family in like three days from now
So then I went to go watch with my family in theaters. That was a lot more fun
Also, my parents were getting were cracking up due to how funny Keegan Michael key is the guy who plays toad the comedian
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He was really funny and Wonka. It was it was a really good movie
I'm kind of glad that the Tim Burton stuff was kind of thrown out the window and this is more so a
a prequel it seems like a more slightly alternative universe, but still
quite definitely if you stretch a few things here and there could definitely still be considered a
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prequel to the
1980s movie of the Willy Wonka
Yeah, it's still a bit iffy though. I think just in of itself. It's a really fun movie
There's also quite a quite a few references
I was able to point out like every single reference from the original 1980s movie, which is really cute
Who would have thought I like Wonka stuff? Hi, I'm wearing a fucking top hat right now. Hello. I
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Had Charlie and talk about more Willy Wonka stuff
Low poly Bonnie's the girl to go to she knows she also knows a ton of stuff about it
She also made a chocolate factory world here in VR chat as well. I think I've been to it
So I've been to it. We shut shout out Polly
Shout out Polly. Mm-hmm
Fun movie though
I think the last movie before Wonka that I watched by the way, if anyone hasn't seen it actually go watch it
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It's just it's just a fun movie to watch if you go in with no expectations. I think you'll be very pleasantly surprised
and
That's the actor's name. What's the main actor's name? The last movie I watched in theaters is like eons ago
Was a one-piece film read and and I definitely really enjoyed that film
I end up watching that uh with with my mom and dad in which I'm now slowly turning my parents into one-piece fans. I
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Want to point out I looked at Timothy's chalamet
And I immediately find a blanket with just a bunch of fucking a collage of photos of his face
And I also find a throw pillow with that's just a collage of photos of his face because you know, he's kind of really
Really dreamy and nice-looking guy hot. Yeah, he is
Like you really want him inside
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Apparently my hair at the time when I went to go see it in theaters was quite similar to his actually so
Everyone in my family was saying you kind of look like him
I've cut it a bit since then but it's gonna it's gonna grow to that extent again soon fun movie though
The last most recent movie since then that I had watched
Was I I seriously think the gap was that big that the last movie I watched before then was Oppenheimer which
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Amazing movie that is not a movie. You can turn off your brain to I still need to watch it
It is a three-hour movie that you you gotta pay attention. It is not something you can be sleepy for it is not something that
You got to pay attention to it
But if you pay attention to it it does feel very like fulfilling at the end once you cuz it has the two like
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merging in timelines
It's got one timeline of forward events of the development of the bomb and then it will switch back and forth to black and white
to
like a
second timeline that is the events after the bomb and then they kind of
Converge in the middle in the finale, and it's a really interesting but at first. It's really confusing
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What's going on? I kind of wish I knew that at the start
There's one thing like with that movie is I wish that I knew about the whole two separate timelines things going on at the same
Time that are swapping back and forth between
Because it took me like an hour of the three hours to get that through my head and I'm like, oh that's what's happening now
I can enjoy this a bit more
But really good movie
Seriously, I would recommend everyone go watch it if you somehow haven't did you watch it in theaters when it came out?
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I watched it in I did not watch theaters if you watch it in theaters
I was gonna ask it if if the next movie that you watch immediately after that was Barbie I don't give
Barbie up and I'm oh, come on
Bob and I'm no, I don't I don't care. I don't care
Don't care about Barb and Heimer just the Oppenheimer's portion
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I just like the cosmic comedy of Barbie coming out the same time as up Oppenheimer
Just two very different tone films random nanothot. Did you know the L on Luigi's hat stands for Luigi?
Yes, okay good. Anyway, I guess you can go on your tangent now. Hold on your green colored. You're kind of like Luigi kill me I
(39:38):
Craved death. All right, you're she have 10 minutes to go on your movie rant. Oh, this isn't a movie
And this is now about a game it starts with a fantabulous game from early 2000s
Halo. Oh boy. No, no, you're in the way get out of it, but
Okay, John
117 pretty cool game
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You know built early pretty nice graphics and then you can come back up here
I'm just behind the couch audio listeners left you to death. I was behind the couch dancing waving back and forth and then
Sabriant kind of came in John. Have you played the fucking?
Have you have you played the remastered version of it? Oh, I'm gonna make some people mad
(40:22):
I've not played a single Halo game John. I'm gonna kill you
You you oh hey look I used to be there and then like a year and a half two years ago
I finally played reach with some friends and it was pretty cool. Um, I
Look here. Here's the thing that I think I learned with Halo. It's either
I'm not that interested in it or you had to grow up with it. I think that's what I gathered from playing it
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Cuz like you really did so here's the issue
John and I were Nintendo kids growing up
Let me go ahead and make take this a step further for this in my territory and this is gonna make a lot of people mad
I have a game collection that consists of every Nintendo console
And quite a few of the handhelds. I don't have all the handhelds yet, but I do have the good majority
(41:08):
I think there's like a few handhelds
I'm listening including the virtual boy the virtual boy and five game cubes which the virtual boy is considered a
portable console good God
But yeah, I have all the Nintendo consoles the majority of the Nintendo handhelds. I have a PlayStation 1 2 3
I don't have a 4 I used to have a 4 but I also have the PlayStation 5
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And I have a few other oddball consoles out there
I have the Sega Genesis Dreamcast and Atari 2600 not I do not own a single Xbox console
Okay, so here's the thing about owning the originals is that so whenever you're playing like let's say you're a really big
Halo fan the PC
(41:53):
Fucking one that they have from the Master Chief's collection is not the same as the Xbox one
There are some slight tweaks to it if you get the original it plays just fine and even then
Sometimes that matters, but whenever you're playing on the the PC
It's not exactly the same, but let's get back to it so saver it kind of got their hands on the whole fucking like thing
(42:15):
If you've ever seen it, it was oh
Okay, one of the guys who usually watch whenever it comes down this kind of shit is noodle if you ever get the chance to watch
Him he's funny basically it is master class and fucking oh, what is it? What is it claw?
What is it called? What is it called? What is it called?
Whenever you're making a game and you change how the lighting and the colors are in the background to
(42:39):
Convey a tone or a feeling I mean yeah that that I don't know the term for it. I know what you're talking about
I'm trying to think about it. It's
Atmospheric worry about the terms
Atman okay, yeah, yeah
It's master class and conveying a very like just great atmosphere if you've never played Halo and you want to play it
(43:01):
And you don't care about it being like shit graphics and kind of bagged sound quality
But in the Master Chief collection you can actually change it where you can have it where the you have the new audio
But you don't have the shit graphics that comes with fucking
Sabre in which it's not really the
(43:21):
They're actually kind of nice, but they don't keep they don't they don't stay true to the original
The originals at all they just don't it looks like I think Halo 3 would be the best one to kind of convey it to
But even then took everything that was really lovely about like the colors and and like how it conveyed certain things and the darkness
(43:43):
Of all the levels and just said let's put a fucking gamma filter and like a high gamma on it
And let's also change all of it to be brown
Down shit like a piss filter like it like a like an early
Filter on games the Mexico filter the Breaking Bad Mexico filter would just be any TV show or movie Mexico filter
(44:05):
That one yeah, let's just go with that if you didn't know the setting of Halo
And you've always wanted to basically you're set on an alien ring
Which is constructed by these old ass bitches before they decided to nuke themselves out of existence because of an ancient
organism that decides that it wants to become a parasite and conquer the entire galaxy and to
(44:27):
Keep that from happening they decided to
Destroy all sentient life in the galaxy to save all of them wait
thousands of years to for the
Alien organism that's ancient that's also a parasite to die out and then resettle the entire galaxy
Huh not fucking with you that is literally just a Noah's Ark
(44:51):
Huh, it's literally a Noah's Ark, which is funny because I actually debated with my grandma about that for like three hours
Telling her the entire lore of Halo just to get my cousins out of fucking choir practice
You do what needs to be done it is a great game you should try it nano
(45:13):
I try well at some point look I'll put on the massive list of things I need to play at some point
Like for example a mother three because that was released 18 years ago today
For the Gameboy Advance, and it has never been localized for Western audiences still no mother
Reggie mother Reggie mother three win Reggie Reggie mother three win Reggie
(45:36):
Anymore I know he's on Nintendo anymore, but he still tweets about it every single year
I bet we'll get a Reggie tweet about it today including making several errors and issues like I don't know
So you know how like does anyone here know about 3d game design at all yes?
Yes, okay, so you know about geometry and all that kind of shit
(45:58):
They decided to host and instead of trying to remake the entire game by scratch like how most remasters do they literally took?
All of the old graphics and models and stuff like that and run it on the old
Geometry took all the new graphics that they made and ran it on the old geometry throughout the entire game
(46:19):
There is a tree that you'll aim up your sniper for a shot
And then fire and you hit a wall because once you go back to the old graphics the tree was thicker
grenades will bounce off of walls that don't exist because guess what
It was bigger than
There is an entire level where you are able to walk through a wall because in the old game
(46:40):
There was a place with
Ammo in it and they decided to wall it off and pretend it never happened and my best part is
So you know how whenever you're designing a game?
And you try and make it like you're trying to make a certain way that it should look so whenever you're doing like a cut
scene
The character should move in such a way um
Most of the characters got a mocap treatment except for one character and this pisses the me the fuck off
(47:04):
Well actually most of them are just really
Terrible in general Krutana got didn't get the mocap treatment
She her old like running program that like for her animation
They took the old model threw it out and put in a new model
That looks like it's from Halo 3 and then changed the view of where it was and then never touched it again
(47:28):
It looks so broken. It looks so fucking broken. Hmm. She's like
weak
Yeah, no it was it was fucking broken and then the mocap treatment for most of the other guys so thing about mocap
Whatever the guy says in the booth
Can't always be correlated to how the guy acts
(47:49):
So you'll get people who will grow tutus Lee over act
Even though it was just a normal sentence like if I were to go hi there
How's it going and like shrug my shoulders like really big to kind of like say I'm talking or like
This is a really nice sandwich
(48:10):
exactly
That's a gratuitously over acted scene
You just needed to stay in still and then maybe do some hand gestures with it as well
But no for most of the people who are doing the mocap and that fucking in in that
Probably either a were very new or people who are directing them were very new at doing mocap which yeah
(48:31):
It was about was mocap really new back in like 2006
Uh, no cuz they've been the day I was fairly new one example
They used it for the polar express and that was before 2006
Yeah, there's there's a lot of like fucking things that were just over acted and it looked bad
It looked really bad. And then do you remember that botched gamma slider from earlier? Oh, it's bad
(48:51):
The only time you'll ever use your fucking flashlight in the entire game
If you're on the new graphics and new stuff is in the tutorial level of the flashlight and then everything else looks like it was
I quote well from noodle filmed in the fucking studio
Including the night levels which are supposed to be pitch black. And again, I'm probably gonna be quoting more it is more tactically
(49:15):
Beneficial to fucking go to the new graphics instead of staying into the old ones
But then also it looks terrible and you like it's so hard to fucking get enemies like it's hard to locate enemies
Because they designed the enemies to be super really really bright and not blend in with the background
But then as soon as they went to the new like soon as they were designing the new stuff
(49:38):
They made them blend really like way too well into the background. Halo is a great game
I love it and Sabrent you actually did well in Halo 2. Halo 2's remaster is fucking
Beautiful and the mocap is also awesome. Halo Reach your game the game you did
I still don't know much about most of this and that's all the time we have
(50:01):
Shut the fuck up. Yeah, I remember all the game that I played all of it. All of that is mocap. Oh damn
That's actually kind of interesting. Okay. Yeah, most of that is fucking mocap
What about facial capture or just motion capture? Dude, most of them had helmets, right?
Face cutscenes there was face stuff going on. There was face things. What about the facial capture? They're all in helmets
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random nano side tangent go very important because today is a
Charlie bit my finger. Um, so anyone remember that one Jesus Christ, so
Remember we got whiplash
random bullshit nano
ADHD moment go. Um today's Hitler's birthday. That's all the time we have for this episode
(50:48):
His heart is art sucked ass his is art sucked ass and his heart sucked ass
Yes, his heart did suck ass cuz not only was it bad
It's not working anymore. You said hearts by accident and
Get us out of this art his art sucked ass
Yes, I guess
(51:10):
Get us out of this episode. No, hold on
There's one last thing before my train of thought was yeah do that. What was the one last thing you?
We were in aging when you played mocap treatment blah blah blah. Oh
No, it's all the time. We've got this is gears master. I'm calling this off. Wait, don't don't do the thing yet
(51:31):
Don't don't don't do that with your thing yet. Don't say the thing. Okay, you're not allowed to say it yet. You got us
Give me a second here
This is a fun episode
Hope you all enjoyed episode 3 of the final three brain cells podcast once again
if you want to find any of the cool things that I do all the streaming stuff all the 3d print stuff any of
The comic stuff or game stuff John does or any of the voice acting stuff that Gears does you can find all of it
(51:53):
I animate as well. I said animate
I said comic I said comic you want to find all of that go to
F3BPodcast.com
And there's also links below if you're on YouTube, you can also find us on formally known as Twitter
Yeah, there's a there's a Twitter which is linked to on the website
(52:14):
There's all of our personal accounts, which is like linked to on the website
Just go to the one website and you can find everything else from there
But yeah, and if you and if you're listening to this on any any podcast platform
Once again, you can listen to this on any of your favorite platforms even on YouTube where there is a whole visual
There's a visual of us sitting here on the couch hanging out unless you're not into watching podcasts on YouTube, which you know fair enough
(52:38):
But yeah, thank you so much for being here. Here's get us out of here
Get us the fuck out of here that you
Were trying to do I did I got this I got this I could do this again. I believe in myself
I believe in myself. I don't think you wind it up correctly
You fucked it up again
He's trying to teleport audio listeners. He's trying to teleport into the camera. It's not working. Anyways, get us out of here
(53:03):
I have titties and these are boobies. Get us out of here.
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