September 18, 2025 • 31 mins
🎧 In this episode of First Look Gnomes, we take a first look at two worlds that couldn’t be more different — but are both hilariously unforgettable.
👉 First up, it’s the 90’s! From Tamagotchis and dial-up internet to baggy jeans and Britpop, we dive into the nostalgia that defined a generation. If you grew up in the 90’s, you’ll be nodding (and laughing) along.
👉 Then we switch gears to the chaos of potty training — the parenting milestone that’s messy, unpredictable, and full of funny stories. Whether you’re in the trenches right now or remembering the struggle, you’ll relate to the wins, fails, and everything in between.
It’s a mix of retro nostalgia and real-life parenting mayhem, served with the usual Gnome humour.
Two dads share their latest "first looks" while navigating parenthood, 90s nostalgia in 2025, and a special celebrity appearance from a children's TV legend.
• Mr Hodgkiss experiences a strange time warp as 2025 brings back Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, King of the Hill, and Oasis
• The podcast celebrates reaching 250 unique listeners in July, its best month ever
• Dave Benson Phillips (of "Get Your Own Back" fame) makes a special guest appearance with a promotional voice note
• Walliams shares his first look at potty training with his two-and-a-half-year-old son, including the celebrated milestone of the first "poo in the potty"
• The hosts reflect on how we celebrate bodily functions in childhood but stigmatise them as adults
• Updates from the fictional "Gno-It-All Gnome" who's currently seeking love in Australia
• Discussion of Premier League football returning and the end of summer holidays
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Speaker 2 (00:00):
Welcome to First Look Gnomes your go-to podcast for
dads doing silly things, sharetips for dads and, of course,
the dad jokes and the bad jokes.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
But, most importantly , we're here to share our first
looks.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Don't forget to send in your feedback to our fish
bond of feedback.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
And share your thoughts, questions and own
first looks with us atfirstlookgnomesatoutlookcom.
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outlookcom.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Mr hodgkiss, you don't have to be rich to be my
gnome.
You don't have to be cool torule my world.
Ain't no particular side I'mmore compatible with.
I just want you part time andyou're six.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I think I better dance now.
Is that the prince version orthe Tom Jones version?
There's a bit of both, bit ofboth.
Tom Jones, six, that again.
Six up, tom Jones, six.
Say it again Six.
(01:10):
Make of that what you willlisteners, what, what's up with
that?
I just, it sounds like you aresaying one of two words.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
My Braveheart impression no, six, six Try to
do Braveheart, pretending to beTom Jones.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You may never, you may take our lives.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You may never take our freedom.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Serious, I'd sort of yeah, tom Jones.
Anyway, william, you've justcompletely gone off a tangent
there, at the very start of theepisode.
Straight away, straight off,straight off the rails.
Episode 6 William episode 6.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Do you want to get stuck into your first look?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
whoa okay, do we not do things first nah?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
nah, we're mixing it up.
Go straight into your first.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Look you're mixing it up.
We're going straight into firstlooks, okay, alright.
Well, my first look.
I'm not really sure if it's afirst look or a second look.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh, it's a big bizarre.
It's a different podcast, asecond second look named so,
yeah, but this is why.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So like, it's been August 2025.
The year is 2025.
And it feels like we have goneback in time, so I've got to
first look at some stuff fromthe past, like the 90s.
Walliams, now, I know retro isalways a thing and I am a
(02:45):
massive fan of retro, yeah, butin the last week, these are the
things that I have been seeingin getting first looks at.
Tell me it's 2025, or is it the90s?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So first look at Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the
new series of Buffy the Vampire.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Slayer.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh, new series of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, oh,
the new series, okay, yeah, notthe original, the new series of
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, theremake, teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles oh yeah, back at thecinema.
Yeah, the original Turtlesmovie from the 90s is back at
the cinema.
King of the Hill is back forseason 14.
So King of the hill is back forseason 14.
(03:29):
So king of the hill launched1997.
Back now, what's in 97?
Goodness, even harry potter isnow filming again.
Yeah, I remember watching theoriginal harry potter.
No, that wasn't the 90s, to befair, that was like the early
2000s.
But yeah, they're remaking it.
It's got so old that they'reremaking it.
Yeah, I still remember theoriginal vividly.
South park is now makingmassive headlines again because,
(03:53):
of donald trump and he'stalking little penis.
So all these things I'm lookingat, thinking and what else is
going on tour wise Oasis.
Oasis is back.
Yes, it's like when this firstlook at this massive 90s
nostalgia wave.
(04:14):
Now I remember when the lastnostalgia wave for the 80s
happened about 10 years ago.
So it's like, oh my goodness,all of a sudden, in like 10
years time, the noughties aregoing to be nostalgic because,
like you're going to be in 2035,like 30 years, in 2005.
So like we, we starteduniversity in 2002.
(04:36):
Yeah, so in 10 years time,we'll be looking back at when we
finished university and, likenelly will be such a never been
a nostalgic act, things likethat, yeah it's so weird reflex
bars.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
They were 80s bars, weren't they 80s bars?
Yeah, but that was 2002, so itwas not that long ago, is it no?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
yeah, no.
So the 90s bars now there mustbe well, there isn't, is it?
There should be, there shouldbe.
There's got to be soon, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Well, no, there isn't bars.
There isn't bars anymore.
You can't go and have a drinkanymore.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
No, unless you're in.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Belfast and you go to hotels and drink.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, well, that's true.
Throw it back to the.
No one has bars or pubs anymoredo they.
Well, I don't know.
We're so old now who knows whatthe kids do these days.
It's really bizarre seeing kindof like Buffy the Vampire
Slayer and Turtles back andSouth Park back.
It's weird.
I'm enjoying it because I loveSouth Park, I loved Buffy the
(05:39):
Vampire Slayer.
But like seeing Buffy the thevampire slayer come back plus
it's sarah michelle geller, whodid the original, is back and I
loved her.
Like it brought back all kindsof memories.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
There's all kinds of feelingsthat were just very deep when
the family's back, pam is back,yeah, for for those who know
(06:00):
anything about me, they knowthat like I, I was actually in
love with pam ransom.
She's the one that got away tobe honest, the one that got away
I'm very happily married, butpam runs, and what a woman, what
a woman.
Yeah, I haven't actually seenthe making good yet.
I don't want to go and see itthough.
Have you seen it?
No, no, it looks very funnyit's very funny, I trailer was
(06:23):
brilliant.
Yeah, have you seen any of thesummer movies valiums?
No, no, we wanted to see.
We were going to go and seefantastic four at the weekend.
Are we good?
no, we didn't see it.
We ended up going to a skateroom.
My cousin was, oh, my cousin,my nephew was over, uh, to bring
his cousin and he'd alreadyseen Fantastic Four.
(06:43):
And he was like, oh, we'll goand see it again.
And Brayden suggested going tothe skate room and my sister had
said, what about the skate room?
So we ended up going to theskate room, which was pretty
cool, but I haven't seenFantastic Four.
I think I talked about Supermana couple of episodes ago,
didn't I?
I quite enjoyed the the jessicaalba fantastic four yes, do you
(07:06):
remember that story about thatright when I went to vancouver
and saw her?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
do you remember how much I love?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
jessica alba.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
So we've talked about it, did you no?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
yes, yes, I went to see jessica because I was.
I went and found out where theywere filming because I wanted
to go and be like that's jessicaalba.
So we've talked about literallythree of my four hall of fame
kind of what's the word?
Like celebrity crushes.
I guess I was gonna say honeys,we're in the 90s, let's talk
(07:39):
about the honeys.
Oh, dear pam ronson, you soundlike someone from the 90s?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
now I do.
Oh, dear Pam Ransom, you soundlike someone from the 90s now.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I do Pam Ransom, sarah Michelle Gellar, jessica
Alba and who's the fourth one?
Williams, who makes up number?
Who's the fourth one?
Britney?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Spears your favourite of all time Britney.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
No, Britney's skanky no.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
She's 90s, isn't she?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
She's 90s actually she's very 90s, yeah, living in
vancouver and it's big filmscene over there.
So like we're filming, well, wesee these signs of film.
We know, the film.
fantastic for two silver surfer.
I am a little bit obsessed withjessica rob at this time so I'm
like, well, I know where thatis, I'm going to go down there
today.
So I went to the it was theGreyhound bus station and you
get really close and you canwatch them actually filming the
scenes that were in the film.
(08:29):
And it was amazing because notonly are you watching a
Hollywood film being filmed, butit's Jessica flipping Alba in a
Fantastic Four uniform.
So you know, yeah, it was goodfun, good fun.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
But I haven't seen the new film yet.
So what was your first look?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
The 90s.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
We're hot off the press staff.
The while first looks.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
We really are.
We're talking about FantasticFour circa 2006.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
If you want to hear it first here.
There's here and there, the 90s.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, we haven't talked about anything, that's
less than 20 or 19 years old,yet.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
At least 20 or 19 years old.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Even that there were people who were born in 2006,
who are now 19.
Yeah, 2006 was like yesterday,but it wasn't.
It was 19 years ago, yeah, ohso.
Yes, there's a lot of nostalgia90s nostalgia going on at the
(09:43):
minute, and so it's a weirdfirst look, but you know, it is
what it is, it's the world welive in.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah first look at the 90s.
First part of feedback.
First part of feedback shoutouts.
First of all, let's say, somenew listeners from Limassol, in
the Limassol district, where'sthat.
Williams, I don't know Limassoldistrict.
(10:09):
Limassol district is in.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Where is it in?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
oh, it's Cyprus, can you say it again for me Limassol
oh, it's Cyprus, can you say itagain?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
for me Limassol L-I-M-S-S.
It's not what you said about aminute ago, lim.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
L-I-M Asshole.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I thought you said my asshole no limb, limb asshole,
limb asshole, limb asshole.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
It's in Cyprus Jaipur , jaipur, as in the beer yeah oh
, shako Jumachi, tokyo, el Monte, california, american Fork in
Utah.
Ooh, welcome to Unsent Saviourso welcome listeners.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Do you think any of these people are bots or do you
reckon these are genuine?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
people.
Well, if they're bots and theylike listening, 010101.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Hello, hello, I don't mind who you are as long as
you're listening you're robotlistening 010101.
That may be the sharpest,quickest organic joke you've
ever made.
That was genius that was geniusvery clever.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Stats are looking good, so July was one of the
best months ever.
Wow, ever, and you're not goingto believe this, but with about
250 unique listeners in Julyunbelievable.
And for the potential sponsors,that's obviously 250,000
thousand yes, yes, yes.
I also recently took a poll.
Found out that 99% of people inthe tent were angry when I gave
(12:10):
it a clap.
Amazing, Sorry, An actual stat.
Five quarters of people won'tadmit that they are bad with
fractions.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Oh, my goodness gracious me.
I love the fact you'resniggering to yourself.
Are you drunk?
No, just drunk with happiness,drunk with happiness.
Happiness, not happiness.
My ass, all in happiness whatelse we got?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
a little voice note.
A little voice note.
Let's have a little listen,shall we?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
hello, mr Hodgekiss, hello, mr Williams, also known
as the first look gnomes.
I am broadcaster and minor TVlegend, dave Benson.
Hello there.
I just want to say to all thosepeople watching this broadcast
with me right now please have alisten to the First Look Gnomes,
(13:17):
listen to their broadcasts andhave a huge laughy time with
them.
They talk about all sorts ofstuff, stuff that you might be
interested in, stuff that youmight not be interested in.
But whatever way, give them alisten.
Okay, enough, big love to youFrom me, dbp.
All right, I'm going to findthis off.
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Oh, isn't that lovely DBP.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Dave Benson PhillipsP .
Dave Benson Phillips.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Dave.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Benson.
Phillips so let's give somecontext to that video.
Is he a mate of yours orsomething?
I mean?
Dave got back years, so lastepisode or two episodes ago you
said we were getting found forkids TV.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
We were we were trending for kids tv 125 or
something.
On the search I thought we'renumber six, or is that last I've
?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
been?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
no, I can't remember, yeah, well we're doing well, so
you know you're doing very well.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You know 250 000 unique listeners in july, so and
you put a few calls in, youspeak to a few people and before
you know it, before you know it, benson phillips of get your
own back fame legend send us alittle voice note to help us
promote the show if you want tosee the video.
It will be on the websiteeventually, but we were talking
about this podcast earlierlisteners we were discussing
(14:39):
because I showed my mom and dadthe video of Dave Benson
Phillips and they were like oh,oh, dave Benson Phillips.
And my dad was like so why doesthis all work?
Do you make any money from it?
I was like no, dad.
Let's be honest.
We do this because we like thepeople.
We know a few people listen andwe know they enjoy it, for
(15:00):
whatever reason, but it's just agreat excuse for you and me to
get to get our idea imagine.
Imagine if we were famous.
Would we be able to.
You know, if we were famous, wewould actually get jess thalber
, pam ramsons, famous dog getter, and kenny brook on the podcast
.
Would we really Kenny Brock onthe podcast, please?
Although?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
with all the guests.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I think you'll be you'll definitely be the one
speaking all the time until thePam Landerson episode, and I'll
be speaking because you'll justbe dumbstruck literally like one
of yeah, she's Pam Landerson,who's just, yeah, a Hall of
Famer, hall of Famer, hall offamer, hall of famer.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
So we got a postcard from the know it all known, so
for for listeners to the podcasthe was in thailand.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I think he's on his way to australia, australia,
yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
So we have a postcard from him.
So he's out there.
So the poor no-one I know, helost his wife and he's full of
wisdom from the old world andhe's out there trying to explore
new horizons and he's actuallylooking for love.
He doesn't like being alone.
(16:23):
He wants to find somebody.
So he decided to go on around-the-world trip.
So at the minute he's inAustralia.
So he sent me a little postcardand I will read this to you now
.
Please do.
Yeah, he says good day fromAustralia.
Do you want me to do his voice?
I'm very good at avoiding hisvoice impression.
No, just read it normally.
(16:44):
Do you ever get some feedbackwhen somebody prefers it, when
it's my own voice rather thanthe one I'm doing his?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
hello voice.
Oh, you do sound like himactually.
I'm strange Good.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
No, I read it normally, so he writes in.
And it's lovely to hear fromhim because, like, and it's
lovely to hear from him becausewe haven't heard from him for a
few weeks, so it's nice to hearwhat he's up to so good day from
Australia, the land of sunshine, surf and spiders big enough to
claim squatters' rights in yourbathroom.
I went on a date this week witha lovely local named Shazza
(17:17):
Shazza.
We met at a beach bar and Ithought things were going well
until I mentioned I was a gnome.
She laughed and she said sheonly dated tall men.
I told her.
I made up for it in wisdom andenthusiasm, and then she ordered
another drink.
So that was good.
That was great.
We decided to take a moonlightstroll along the sand.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Wow, is that romantic .
Speaker 1 (17:42):
It was going swimmingly until I tripped over
my own feet and face plantedinto a sandcastle.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
It wasn't a child sandcastle, it was an adult
competition entry.
There were two men withclipboards and they watched in
horror as they destroyed theirSydney Opera House with their
heads.
Shazza tried to help me up, butas I couldn't get up and the
tide was coming in and it sankmy trousers and well, let's just
say it looked like I'd had alittle accident.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Sadly.
She politely told me that shehad an early morning and she
left me there Dripping andgritty, in places that will
never be the same, oh dear.
So here's my wisdom of the week, oh, dear.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I mean, that's quite sad.
That is bless him.
He's not having too much luck,is he?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
no, I mean, last time he wrote a postcard and he was
with somebody who wasn't whothey claimed to be, shall we say
, madame Boom Boom, somethinglike that.
And now and now he thought he'dfound something, some
connection with Shazza, but heended up with sand in his pants
(19:08):
and so you don't understand yourpants, do you?
I don't know.
I don't think it'll be longuntil he comes home at the
minute.
Let's hope.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Let's hope right, let's hope that things turn
around for him where do youthink he should go next, though,
if he's in australia now?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
he's not said, is he?
So he's still in australia.
So why are you probably?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
if he's gonna, he's going around the world, probably
towards hawaii or new zealandyeah, I mean, he skips a lot of
places already, to be honest,isn't he?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
to be honest, isn't he?
He's been around the worldtwice.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Well, maybe he's halfway around the world already
.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Hasn't he been to.
Let's wish him luck, Walliams.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Let's wish him luck, I look forward to the next.
Good to hear from him Lookingforward to the next episode On
to your first look, Walliams,First look.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
So we your first look , William.
What have we got First?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
look, mm-hmm.
So we in our house, we have hada first look at potty training.
Oh, so we are now in a.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I thought Georgie was Well done Georgie was a track.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Well done, georgie.
We are now in the world ofpotter training, so yeah having
a two and a half year old we're.
It's non-stop, isn't it?
From a baby onwards, it's just,you're constantly learning
something new, as I'm sure youare with Bradaden, and he's
eight, but well, nine, sorry,but there's always williams.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah, just to interrupt.
We literally talked about thisoff air.
How, but when's his birthday?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
next month and how old?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
are you going to?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
be Twelve.
You're such an idiot.
Anyway, sorry Interrupt, but mypoint is.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
You'll be really brainy if you listen to this.
My point is that you'reconstantly learning, and you're
constantly learning.
Every day is a school day asthey get older, isn't it?
But yeah, we're in a world ofpotty training.
How's he getting on with it?
He's doing well, so he'sactually running to the potty
now, which is oh, that's right.
So when we had the first weekend, he literally just got a right
(21:33):
of a couple days of literallyjust you're in, you're pooing
and peeing everywhere,guaranteed still poo and pee
everywhere.
So the house stinks at themoment.
So the sofa and carpet, it'sthat smell of you know, when
you're peeing it, then you cleanit, then you're peeing it, then
you clean it, then you pee onit and you clean it again and
(21:55):
it's that whole sort of mixturesmell.
But uh, no, he's, he's got itin his head now that the potty
and we've got a um, a bum ball bpotty, so it's a bumblebee um,
which is a bum ball b potty, um,and he's got this big, but he's
not quite.
He's used the big potty acouple times.
It's actually on the on the looum, but yeah, using his little
(22:18):
potty.
And, and we had our a littlesequel for you I know it's a
favorite of yours, massage guest.
We had a sequel, co-brandnumber two, so we had the first
poo in the potty well, that'sbetter than the bath.
Yeah, nothing in the bath, butuh, first poo in the potty and,
and bless him, because they gothrough a bit of a.
(22:40):
I don't know it's gonna be veryawkward for him, but he went
from going daily to I don't knowwhen to poo now, so I'm just
not gonna poo.
Um, it's about five days, andthen, yeah, poo in the potty and
, uh, it was a big poo.
I I don't, like I said with the, the, the co-brand episode,
which I just guess, how is itbigger than them?
(23:01):
Like when you think about it,when it comes out, how is it the
size of?
Yeah, imagine, from you, likethe bottom of your stomach up to
your neck, but that's not allpoo, is it?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
If you didn't poo for five days well, didn't people
five?
Guys well, but so yeah, so uh,but it's, yeah, it's great, so
we've obviously celebrated it.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
It's a big milestone, yeah, but that's that's what
this podcast is about.
Miss hodgkins first looks andyou know, first looks are pretty
amazing.
Special because you know howmany poos have we had in a
lifetime.
Do we go and celebrate?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
go well done well done.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
You've had a poo in the loo.
You don't do, but you know hisfirst poo in the body.
That was a celebratory momentand you don't really celebrate
them yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Well then, logan, you get to the stage now where
people, if you tell peopleyou've got a poo, like what?
Oh, what are you telling me?
And if they find out you'vedone a poo because they're going
to the bathroom after you, theyget really angry like there's,
there's no other time, oh yeah,like you hear things like this
what is this must sound familiar.
(24:11):
Why didn't you open the window?
Oh, you could have put somebleach down the toilet or you
know what is it on the floor.
But when you're logan's age, youliterally get fanfare of you
know you've been to the toilet.
Yeah, that's incredible.
Well done you.
(24:32):
And yeah, when did we stopdoing that?
When did we stop?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
When do we stop yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Forget.
You forget now, like you forgethow big of a deal it is Party
training.
You know it's a massive kind of, it is a massive master moment
and there's a tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Tomorrow got big day out tomorrow, so we're going to
be out and about all day.
So we're going to take theparty with us and see what
happens.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I mean that'd be free .
Yeah, so we're gonna take thepotty with us and see what
happens.
You're in nappy free.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, yeah.
So he wears his pants and he'sgonna be his big boy pants, and
you know he's not a baby, he's abig boy as he tells us, yeah a
big boy.
So, yeah, we'll see what happens, because our age as well,
because you can't quite, becauseyou as a, as a toddler and a
baby, and we all should be likeit, apart from in the poo
situation.
But they live in the moment andthere's like in the moment, in
(25:25):
the moment, in the moment,whereas you know, you get to
that age where you're like I'vegot a forward plan here, I need
a pee or a poo, I need to thinkright, I gotta get to me.
But when you're that age,you're just so in the moment,
which is lovely.
You're like I'm having a greattime, for a brief second, like,
oh, I really need to pee, well,I'm having fun.
(25:45):
And then, oh no.
But today he had a littleaccident, blessing a little
nugget, but he's getting to thatpoint of ah, potty, quick,
quick, quick run.
How was that?
Because it wasn't until thatmoment of oh, it's, you know,
(26:09):
it's out, you need to know, ofcourse, of course.
But yeah so when do we lose that?
That's in the moment.
You know we're always planningstuff, aren't we?
And yeah, the safety, we andthe oh, I have a poo now before
I go out.
When do we lose the innocenceof being a toddler?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
well, I mean, you know, it's not one of my
favourite subjects to talk about, that's right yeah, I
appreciate you making me thinkof giant poos but anyway, this
is cool.
Code Brown.
Yeah, code Brown.
So are you into your little 9volt ones?
Leave the Code Brown episodeout.
(26:54):
Although it was very funny, Imust admit I wasn't the one to
listen back to and I genuinelylaughed.
Leave the code brown episodeout, although it was very funny.
I must admit, when listeningback I didn't I'm the one that I
can listen back to and I'vegenuinely laughed.
Well, it was just randomly onthe phone and I remember,
because I don't remember what wetalk about.
(27:15):
We record these on a friday.
By by the time we get to recordthis, I am usually so frazzled
because of the way I don'treally do any planning, and
neither do you, and we talkabout this and then go to bed
and all that and I forget.
And then I'm like, oh, I'll doit.
I can't remember what it talksabout.
And then occasionally I'll geta note and I'll listen to the
(27:36):
Code Brown one and I'veforgotten the conversation.
So as it's coming up, I'm like,oh, no, and then I hear myself
on the thing going, oh, oh, andit's like an echo.
It is like an echo.
It is like an echo Because youforget.
You're like, oh, yeah, I justdon't.
Yeah, I mean even the name CodeBrown.
I mean even the name Code Brown.
(27:56):
It's horrible, isn't it?
It's horrible.
Anyway, yes, well, well done,logan.
Well done, logan.
Nothing even enjoyed you,because that is a big
achievement to kind of get thekid partying.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
So we've still got a way to go.
It's about we've got a littlesticker chart, so he likes his
stickers.
So if he goes to the pauses,pants down himself or you know,
the potty gets a sticker so heenjoys that.
Nice.
And yeah, yeah, poo in thepotty.
Long may it continue.
Yeah, well, the next step is inthe toilet.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
So, uh, wait till the first episode, I'm gonna get
one of them seats, because of'slike little seats.
Yeah, we've got those.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He used it, but he had hisfirst poo, yeah, so that'd be a
future episode.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Have you pooed in it?
Have you tried to sit on themiddle seat?
Yeah, why would I do that?
Shit's in Google, literally.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Any other news for you, George?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
There is not a great deal to report.
As I reported in the lastepisode, life is pretty boring
at the minute because we're juststuck in renovation hell and
doing this and that.
But it's the end of the summerholidays, so the kids get back
to school and football season'sback up.
So yes, first look at thePremier League season, First
look at the Premier Leagueseason holiday, so the kids get
back to school and footballseason's back up.
so yes first look at the PremierLeague season.
First look at the PremierLeague season, which is good.
(29:23):
It's always nice to have thefootball on.
It's a bit of a distraction,something to listen to and, yeah
, not really much else to report.
Whilst it's pretty, it's prettymundane here at the minute.
Pretty mundane, wow, what aboutyou?
Anything?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
else to talk about.
No, I mean, I've been married,mr Hitchkiss, for every year.
Now you have and there's a lotto consider before getting
married.
On the well, on the one handyou get to wear a shiny ring and
on the other you don't.
Oh dear that little chuckle doyou know listeners?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I don't know what's going on, but he's laughing so
hard at his own jokes.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
But he started to laugh before the actual thing
started.
What was that rap I heard?
What was that rap I heard?
You know like I feel a bitweird.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
That was the last episode, Williams.
No one knows what I said.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
It's still two weeks later, it's still.
It's still two weeks later,it's still.
Hey, bozy bugger, have a goodweek, two weeks everyone.
Yes enjoy yourselves.
Be kind to each other.
See you on the next episode,episode seven.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
If you've got any recommendations listeners for
seven songs, send them in tofirstlookgnomesoutlookcom.
You got it.
Six you may.
Six, you may never.
You may take our lives, butyou'll never take up freedom.
Welcome to First Look Gnomes your go-to podcast for
dads doing silly things, sharetips for dads and, of course,
the dad jokes and the bad jokes.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
But, most importantly , we're here to share our first
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Don't forget to send in your feedback to our fish
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
And share your thoughts, questions and own
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Speaker 2 (00:26):
Mr hodgkiss, you don't have to be rich to be my
gnome.
You don't have to be cool torule my world.
Ain't no particular side I'mmore compatible with.
I just want you part time andyou're six.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I think I better dance now.
Is that the prince version orthe Tom Jones version?
There's a bit of both, bit ofboth.
Tom Jones, six, that again.
Six up, tom Jones, six.
Say it again Six.
(01:10):
Make of that what you willlisteners, what, what's up with
that?
I just, it sounds like you aresaying one of two words.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
My Braveheart impression no, six, six Try to
do Braveheart, pretending to beTom Jones.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You may never, you may take our lives.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You may never take our freedom.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Serious, I'd sort of yeah, tom Jones.
Anyway, william, you've justcompletely gone off a tangent
there, at the very start of theepisode.
Straight away, straight off,straight off the rails.
Episode 6 William episode 6.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Do you want to get stuck into your first look?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
whoa okay, do we not do things first nah?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
nah, we're mixing it up.
Go straight into your first.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Look you're mixing it up.
We're going straight into firstlooks, okay, alright.
Well, my first look.
I'm not really sure if it's afirst look or a second look.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh, it's a big bizarre.
It's a different podcast, asecond second look named so,
yeah, but this is why.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So like, it's been August 2025.
The year is 2025.
And it feels like we have goneback in time, so I've got to
first look at some stuff fromthe past, like the 90s.
Walliams, now, I know retro isalways a thing and I am a
(02:45):
massive fan of retro, yeah, butin the last week, these are the
things that I have been seeingin getting first looks at.
Tell me it's 2025, or is it the90s?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So first look at Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the
new series of Buffy the Vampire.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Slayer.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh, new series of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, oh,
the new series, okay, yeah, notthe original, the new series of
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, theremake, teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles oh yeah, back at thecinema.
Yeah, the original Turtlesmovie from the 90s is back at
the cinema.
King of the Hill is back forseason 14.
So King of the hill is back forseason 14.
(03:29):
So king of the hill launched1997.
Back now, what's in 97?
Goodness, even harry potter isnow filming again.
Yeah, I remember watching theoriginal harry potter.
No, that wasn't the 90s, to befair, that was like the early
2000s.
But yeah, they're remaking it.
It's got so old that they'reremaking it.
Yeah, I still remember theoriginal vividly.
South park is now makingmassive headlines again because,
(03:53):
of donald trump and he'stalking little penis.
So all these things I'm lookingat, thinking and what else is
going on tour wise Oasis.
Oasis is back.
Yes, it's like when this firstlook at this massive 90s
nostalgia wave.
(04:14):
Now I remember when the lastnostalgia wave for the 80s
happened about 10 years ago.
So it's like, oh my goodness,all of a sudden, in like 10
years time, the noughties aregoing to be nostalgic because,
like you're going to be in 2035,like 30 years, in 2005.
So like we, we starteduniversity in 2002.
(04:36):
Yeah, so in 10 years time,we'll be looking back at when we
finished university and, likenelly will be such a never been
a nostalgic act, things likethat, yeah it's so weird reflex
bars.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
They were 80s bars, weren't they 80s bars?
Yeah, but that was 2002, so itwas not that long ago, is it no?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
yeah, no.
So the 90s bars now there mustbe well, there isn't, is it?
There should be, there shouldbe.
There's got to be soon, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Well, no, there isn't bars.
There isn't bars anymore.
You can't go and have a drinkanymore.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
No, unless you're in.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Belfast and you go to hotels and drink.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, well, that's true.
Throw it back to the.
No one has bars or pubs anymoredo they.
Well, I don't know.
We're so old now who knows whatthe kids do these days.
It's really bizarre seeing kindof like Buffy the Vampire
Slayer and Turtles back andSouth Park back.
It's weird.
I'm enjoying it because I loveSouth Park, I loved Buffy the
(05:39):
Vampire Slayer.
But like seeing Buffy the thevampire slayer come back plus
it's sarah michelle geller, whodid the original, is back and I
loved her.
Like it brought back all kindsof memories.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
There's all kinds of feelingsthat were just very deep when
the family's back, pam is back,yeah, for for those who know
(06:00):
anything about me, they knowthat like I, I was actually in
love with pam ransom.
She's the one that got away tobe honest, the one that got away
I'm very happily married, butpam runs, and what a woman, what
a woman.
Yeah, I haven't actually seenthe making good yet.
I don't want to go and see itthough.
Have you seen it?
No, no, it looks very funnyit's very funny, I trailer was
(06:23):
brilliant.
Yeah, have you seen any of thesummer movies valiums?
No, no, we wanted to see.
We were going to go and seefantastic four at the weekend.
Are we good?
no, we didn't see it.
We ended up going to a skateroom.
My cousin was, oh, my cousin,my nephew was over, uh, to bring
his cousin and he'd alreadyseen Fantastic Four.
(06:43):
And he was like, oh, we'll goand see it again.
And Brayden suggested going tothe skate room and my sister had
said, what about the skate room?
So we ended up going to theskate room, which was pretty
cool, but I haven't seenFantastic Four.
I think I talked about Supermana couple of episodes ago,
didn't I?
I quite enjoyed the the jessicaalba fantastic four yes, do you
(07:06):
remember that story about thatright when I went to vancouver
and saw her?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
do you remember how much I love?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
jessica alba.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
So we've talked about it, did you no?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
yes, yes, I went to see jessica because I was.
I went and found out where theywere filming because I wanted
to go and be like that's jessicaalba.
So we've talked about literallythree of my four hall of fame
kind of what's the word?
Like celebrity crushes.
I guess I was gonna say honeys,we're in the 90s, let's talk
(07:39):
about the honeys.
Oh, dear pam ronson, you soundlike someone from the 90s?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
now I do.
Oh, dear Pam Ransom, you soundlike someone from the 90s now.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I do Pam Ransom, sarah Michelle Gellar, jessica
Alba and who's the fourth one?
Williams, who makes up number?
Who's the fourth one?
Britney?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Spears your favourite of all time Britney.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
No, Britney's skanky no.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
She's 90s, isn't she?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
She's 90s actually she's very 90s, yeah, living in
vancouver and it's big filmscene over there.
So like we're filming, well, wesee these signs of film.
We know, the film.
fantastic for two silver surfer.
I am a little bit obsessed withjessica rob at this time so I'm
like, well, I know where thatis, I'm going to go down there
today.
So I went to the it was theGreyhound bus station and you
get really close and you canwatch them actually filming the
scenes that were in the film.
(08:29):
And it was amazing because notonly are you watching a
Hollywood film being filmed, butit's Jessica flipping Alba in a
Fantastic Four uniform.
So you know, yeah, it was goodfun, good fun.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
But I haven't seen the new film yet.
So what was your first look?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
The 90s.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
We're hot off the press staff.
The while first looks.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
We really are.
We're talking about FantasticFour circa 2006.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
If you want to hear it first here.
There's here and there, the 90s.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, we haven't talked about anything, that's
less than 20 or 19 years old,yet.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
At least 20 or 19 years old.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Even that there were people who were born in 2006,
who are now 19.
Yeah, 2006 was like yesterday,but it wasn't.
It was 19 years ago, yeah, ohso.
Yes, there's a lot of nostalgia90s nostalgia going on at the
(09:43):
minute, and so it's a weirdfirst look, but you know, it is
what it is, it's the world welive in.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah first look at the 90s.
First part of feedback.
First part of feedback shoutouts.
First of all, let's say, somenew listeners from Limassol, in
the Limassol district, where'sthat.
Williams, I don't know Limassoldistrict.
(10:09):
Limassol district is in.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Where is it in?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
oh, it's Cyprus, can you say it again for me Limassol
oh, it's Cyprus, can you say itagain?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
for me Limassol L-I-M-S-S.
It's not what you said about aminute ago, lim.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
L-I-M Asshole.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I thought you said my asshole no limb, limb asshole,
limb asshole, limb asshole.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
It's in Cyprus Jaipur , jaipur, as in the beer yeah oh
, shako Jumachi, tokyo, el Monte, california, american Fork in
Utah.
Ooh, welcome to Unsent Saviourso welcome listeners.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Do you think any of these people are bots or do you
reckon these are genuine?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
people.
Well, if they're bots and theylike listening, 010101.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Hello, hello, I don't mind who you are as long as
you're listening you're robotlistening 010101.
That may be the sharpest,quickest organic joke you've
ever made.
That was genius that was geniusvery clever.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Stats are looking good, so July was one of the
best months ever.
Wow, ever, and you're not goingto believe this, but with about
250 unique listeners in Julyunbelievable.
And for the potential sponsors,that's obviously 250,000
thousand yes, yes, yes.
I also recently took a poll.
Found out that 99% of people inthe tent were angry when I gave
(12:10):
it a clap.
Amazing, Sorry, An actual stat.
Five quarters of people won'tadmit that they are bad with
fractions.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Oh, my goodness gracious me.
I love the fact you'resniggering to yourself.
Are you drunk?
No, just drunk with happiness,drunk with happiness.
Happiness, not happiness.
My ass, all in happiness whatelse we got?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
a little voice note.
A little voice note.
Let's have a little listen,shall we?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
hello, mr Hodgekiss, hello, mr Williams, also known
as the first look gnomes.
I am broadcaster and minor TVlegend, dave Benson.
Hello there.
I just want to say to all thosepeople watching this broadcast
with me right now please have alisten to the First Look Gnomes,
(13:17):
listen to their broadcasts andhave a huge laughy time with
them.
They talk about all sorts ofstuff, stuff that you might be
interested in, stuff that youmight not be interested in.
But whatever way, give them alisten.
Okay, enough, big love to youFrom me, dbp.
All right, I'm going to findthis off.
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Oh, isn't that lovely DBP.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Dave Benson PhillipsP .
Dave Benson Phillips.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Dave.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Benson.
Phillips so let's give somecontext to that video.
Is he a mate of yours orsomething?
I mean?
Dave got back years, so lastepisode or two episodes ago you
said we were getting found forkids TV.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
We were we were trending for kids tv 125 or
something.
On the search I thought we'renumber six, or is that last I've
?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
been?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
no, I can't remember, yeah, well we're doing well, so
you know you're doing very well.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You know 250 000 unique listeners in july, so and
you put a few calls in, youspeak to a few people and before
you know it, before you know it, benson phillips of get your
own back fame legend send us alittle voice note to help us
promote the show if you want tosee the video.
It will be on the websiteeventually, but we were talking
about this podcast earlierlisteners we were discussing
(14:39):
because I showed my mom and dadthe video of Dave Benson
Phillips and they were like oh,oh, dave Benson Phillips.
And my dad was like so why doesthis all work?
Do you make any money from it?
I was like no, dad.
Let's be honest.
We do this because we like thepeople.
We know a few people listen andwe know they enjoy it, for
(15:00):
whatever reason, but it's just agreat excuse for you and me to
get to get our idea imagine.
Imagine if we were famous.
Would we be able to.
You know, if we were famous, wewould actually get jess thalber
, pam ramsons, famous dog getter, and kenny brook on the podcast
.
Would we really Kenny Brock onthe podcast, please?
Although?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
with all the guests.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I think you'll be you'll definitely be the one
speaking all the time until thePam Landerson episode, and I'll
be speaking because you'll justbe dumbstruck literally like one
of yeah, she's Pam Landerson,who's just, yeah, a Hall of
Famer, hall of Famer, hall offamer, hall of famer.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
So we got a postcard from the know it all known, so
for for listeners to the podcasthe was in thailand.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I think he's on his way to australia, australia,
yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
So we have a postcard from him.
So he's out there.
So the poor no-one I know, helost his wife and he's full of
wisdom from the old world andhe's out there trying to explore
new horizons and he's actuallylooking for love.
He doesn't like being alone.
(16:23):
He wants to find somebody.
So he decided to go on around-the-world trip.
So at the minute he's inAustralia.
So he sent me a little postcardand I will read this to you now
.
Please do.
Yeah, he says good day fromAustralia.
Do you want me to do his voice?
I'm very good at avoiding hisvoice impression.
No, just read it normally.
(16:44):
Do you ever get some feedbackwhen somebody prefers it, when
it's my own voice rather thanthe one I'm doing his?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
hello voice.
Oh, you do sound like himactually.
I'm strange Good.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
No, I read it normally, so he writes in.
And it's lovely to hear fromhim because, like, and it's
lovely to hear from him becausewe haven't heard from him for a
few weeks, so it's nice to hearwhat he's up to so good day from
Australia, the land of sunshine, surf and spiders big enough to
claim squatters' rights in yourbathroom.
I went on a date this week witha lovely local named Shazza
(17:17):
Shazza.
We met at a beach bar and Ithought things were going well
until I mentioned I was a gnome.
She laughed and she said sheonly dated tall men.
I told her.
I made up for it in wisdom andenthusiasm, and then she ordered
another drink.
So that was good.
That was great.
We decided to take a moonlightstroll along the sand.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Wow, is that romantic .
Speaker 1 (17:42):
It was going swimmingly until I tripped over
my own feet and face plantedinto a sandcastle.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
It wasn't a child sandcastle, it was an adult
competition entry.
There were two men withclipboards and they watched in
horror as they destroyed theirSydney Opera House with their
heads.
Shazza tried to help me up, butas I couldn't get up and the
tide was coming in and it sankmy trousers and well, let's just
say it looked like I'd had alittle accident.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Sadly.
She politely told me that shehad an early morning and she
left me there Dripping andgritty, in places that will
never be the same, oh dear.
So here's my wisdom of the week, oh, dear.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I mean, that's quite sad.
That is bless him.
He's not having too much luck,is he?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
no, I mean, last time he wrote a postcard and he was
with somebody who wasn't whothey claimed to be, shall we say
, madame Boom Boom, somethinglike that.
And now and now he thought he'dfound something, some
connection with Shazza, but heended up with sand in his pants
(19:08):
and so you don't understand yourpants, do you?
I don't know.
I don't think it'll be longuntil he comes home at the
minute.
Let's hope.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Let's hope right, let's hope that things turn
around for him where do youthink he should go next, though,
if he's in australia now?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
he's not said, is he?
So he's still in australia.
So why are you probably?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
if he's gonna, he's going around the world, probably
towards hawaii or new zealandyeah, I mean, he skips a lot of
places already, to be honest,isn't he?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
to be honest, isn't he?
He's been around the worldtwice.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Well, maybe he's halfway around the world already
.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Hasn't he been to.
Let's wish him luck, Walliams.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Let's wish him luck, I look forward to the next.
Good to hear from him Lookingforward to the next episode On
to your first look, Walliams,First look.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
So we your first look , William.
What have we got First?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
look, mm-hmm.
So we in our house, we have hada first look at potty training.
Oh, so we are now in a.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I thought Georgie was Well done Georgie was a track.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Well done, georgie.
We are now in the world ofpotter training, so yeah having
a two and a half year old we're.
It's non-stop, isn't it?
From a baby onwards, it's just,you're constantly learning
something new, as I'm sure youare with Bradaden, and he's
eight, but well, nine, sorry,but there's always williams.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah, just to interrupt.
We literally talked about thisoff air.
How, but when's his birthday?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
next month and how old?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
are you going to?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
be Twelve.
You're such an idiot.
Anyway, sorry Interrupt, but mypoint is.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
You'll be really brainy if you listen to this.
My point is that you'reconstantly learning, and you're
constantly learning.
Every day is a school day asthey get older, isn't it?
But yeah, we're in a world ofpotty training.
How's he getting on with it?
He's doing well, so he'sactually running to the potty
now, which is oh, that's right.
So when we had the first weekend, he literally just got a right
(21:33):
of a couple days of literallyjust you're in, you're pooing
and peeing everywhere,guaranteed still poo and pee
everywhere.
So the house stinks at themoment.
So the sofa and carpet, it'sthat smell of you know, when
you're peeing it, then you cleanit, then you're peeing it, then
you clean it, then you pee onit and you clean it again and
(21:55):
it's that whole sort of mixturesmell.
But uh, no, he's, he's got itin his head now that the potty
and we've got a um, a bum ball bpotty, so it's a bumblebee um,
which is a bum ball b potty, um,and he's got this big, but he's
not quite.
He's used the big potty acouple times.
It's actually on the on the looum, but yeah, using his little
(22:18):
potty.
And, and we had our a littlesequel for you I know it's a
favorite of yours, massage guest.
We had a sequel, co-brandnumber two, so we had the first
poo in the potty well, that'sbetter than the bath.
Yeah, nothing in the bath, butuh, first poo in the potty and,
and bless him, because they gothrough a bit of a.
(22:40):
I don't know it's gonna be veryawkward for him, but he went
from going daily to I don't knowwhen to poo now, so I'm just
not gonna poo.
Um, it's about five days, andthen, yeah, poo in the potty and
, uh, it was a big poo.
I I don't, like I said with the, the, the co-brand episode,
which I just guess, how is itbigger than them?
(23:01):
Like when you think about it,when it comes out, how is it the
size of?
Yeah, imagine, from you, likethe bottom of your stomach up to
your neck, but that's not allpoo, is it?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
If you didn't poo for five days well, didn't people
five?
Guys well, but so yeah, so uh,but it's, yeah, it's great, so
we've obviously celebrated it.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
It's a big milestone, yeah, but that's that's what
this podcast is about.
Miss hodgkins first looks andyou know, first looks are pretty
amazing.
Special because you know howmany poos have we had in a
lifetime.
Do we go and celebrate?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
go well done well done.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
You've had a poo in the loo.
You don't do, but you know hisfirst poo in the body.
That was a celebratory momentand you don't really celebrate
them yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Well then, logan, you get to the stage now where
people, if you tell peopleyou've got a poo, like what?
Oh, what are you telling me?
And if they find out you'vedone a poo because they're going
to the bathroom after you, theyget really angry like there's,
there's no other time, oh yeah,like you hear things like this
what is this must sound familiar.
(24:11):
Why didn't you open the window?
Oh, you could have put somebleach down the toilet or you
know what is it on the floor.
But when you're logan's age, youliterally get fanfare of you
know you've been to the toilet.
Yeah, that's incredible.
Well done you.
(24:32):
And yeah, when did we stopdoing that?
When did we stop?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
When do we stop yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Forget.
You forget now, like you forgethow big of a deal it is Party
training.
You know it's a massive kind of, it is a massive master moment
and there's a tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Tomorrow got big day out tomorrow, so we're going to
be out and about all day.
So we're going to take theparty with us and see what
happens.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I mean that'd be free .
Yeah, so we're gonna take thepotty with us and see what
happens.
You're in nappy free.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, yeah.
So he wears his pants and he'sgonna be his big boy pants, and
you know he's not a baby, he's abig boy as he tells us, yeah a
big boy.
So, yeah, we'll see what happens, because our age as well,
because you can't quite, becauseyou as a, as a toddler and a
baby, and we all should be likeit, apart from in the poo
situation.
But they live in the moment andthere's like in the moment, in
(25:25):
the moment, in the moment,whereas you know, you get to
that age where you're like I'vegot a forward plan here, I need
a pee or a poo, I need to thinkright, I gotta get to me.
But when you're that age,you're just so in the moment,
which is lovely.
You're like I'm having a greattime, for a brief second, like,
oh, I really need to pee, well,I'm having fun.
(25:45):
And then, oh no.
But today he had a littleaccident, blessing a little
nugget, but he's getting to thatpoint of ah, potty, quick,
quick, quick run.
How was that?
Because it wasn't until thatmoment of oh, it's, you know,
(26:09):
it's out, you need to know, ofcourse, of course.
But yeah so when do we lose that?
That's in the moment.
You know we're always planningstuff, aren't we?
And yeah, the safety, we andthe oh, I have a poo now before
I go out.
When do we lose the innocenceof being a toddler?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
well, I mean, you know, it's not one of my
favourite subjects to talk about, that's right yeah, I
appreciate you making me thinkof giant poos but anyway, this
is cool.
Code Brown.
Yeah, code Brown.
So are you into your little 9volt ones?
Leave the Code Brown episodeout.
(26:54):
Although it was very funny, Imust admit I wasn't the one to
listen back to and I genuinelylaughed.
Leave the code brown episodeout, although it was very funny.
I must admit, when listeningback I didn't I'm the one that I
can listen back to and I'vegenuinely laughed.
Well, it was just randomly onthe phone and I remember,
because I don't remember what wetalk about.
(27:15):
We record these on a friday.
By by the time we get to recordthis, I am usually so frazzled
because of the way I don'treally do any planning, and
neither do you, and we talkabout this and then go to bed
and all that and I forget.
And then I'm like, oh, I'll doit.
I can't remember what it talksabout.
And then occasionally I'll geta note and I'll listen to the
(27:36):
Code Brown one and I'veforgotten the conversation.
So as it's coming up, I'm like,oh, no, and then I hear myself
on the thing going, oh, oh, andit's like an echo.
It is like an echo.
It is like an echo Because youforget.
You're like, oh, yeah, I justdon't.
Yeah, I mean even the name CodeBrown.
I mean even the name Code Brown.
(27:56):
It's horrible, isn't it?
It's horrible.
Anyway, yes, well, well done,logan.
Well done, logan.
Nothing even enjoyed you,because that is a big
achievement to kind of get thekid partying.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
So we've still got a way to go.
It's about we've got a littlesticker chart, so he likes his
stickers.
So if he goes to the pauses,pants down himself or you know,
the potty gets a sticker so heenjoys that.
Nice.
And yeah, yeah, poo in thepotty.
Long may it continue.
Yeah, well, the next step is inthe toilet.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
So, uh, wait till the first episode, I'm gonna get
one of them seats, because of'slike little seats.
Yeah, we've got those.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He used it, but he had hisfirst poo, yeah, so that'd be a
future episode.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Have you pooed in it?
Have you tried to sit on themiddle seat?
Yeah, why would I do that?
Shit's in Google, literally.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Any other news for you, George?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
There is not a great deal to report.
As I reported in the lastepisode, life is pretty boring
at the minute because we're juststuck in renovation hell and
doing this and that.
But it's the end of the summerholidays, so the kids get back
to school and football season'sback up.
So yes, first look at thePremier League season, First
look at the Premier Leagueseason holiday, so the kids get
back to school and footballseason's back up.
so yes first look at the PremierLeague season.
First look at the PremierLeague season, which is good.
(29:23):
It's always nice to have thefootball on.
It's a bit of a distraction,something to listen to and, yeah
, not really much else to report.
Whilst it's pretty, it's prettymundane here at the minute.
Pretty mundane, wow, what aboutyou?
Anything?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
else to talk about.
No, I mean, I've been married,mr Hitchkiss, for every year.
Now you have and there's a lotto consider before getting
married.
On the well, on the one handyou get to wear a shiny ring and
on the other you don't.
Oh dear that little chuckle doyou know listeners?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I don't know what's going on, but he's laughing so
hard at his own jokes.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
But he started to laugh before the actual thing
started.
What was that rap I heard?
What was that rap I heard?
You know like I feel a bitweird.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
That was the last episode, Williams.
No one knows what I said.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
It's still two weeks later, it's still.
It's still two weeks later,it's still.
Hey, bozy bugger, have a goodweek, two weeks everyone.
Yes enjoy yourselves.
Be kind to each other.
See you on the next episode,episode seven.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
If you've got any recommendations listeners for
seven songs, send them in tofirstlookgnomesoutlookcom.
You got it.
Six you may.
Six, you may never.
You may take our lives, butyou'll never take up freedom.
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