Gnome Vault: Viral Bunny Cup Craze, Funniest Gnome Jokes & Ryder Cup 2025 Real Quotes

 In this Gnome Vault mini episode, we revisit the viral sensation Bunnies in Cups—a heart-melting trend that’s taken the UK by storm. Expect laughs with gnome jokes and exclusive bonus content featuring the Top 8 real quotes overheard at Ryder Cup 2025. Whether you’re here for cute bunny content, quirky gnome humour, or golf’s most unexpected soundbites, this episode delivers a perfect mix of charm, comedy, and sport. 

We admit a strange late-night scroll, weigh what makes something truly cute, and wander from teacups to Belfast pints before finishing with gnome jokes and a sharp look at Ryder Cup crowd behaviour. It’s humour with a point: context matters, in photos, pubs, and fairways.

• safe space to confess odd internet habits
• why bunnies in cups feel right and other pairings feel wrong
• baby honesty, pet safety, and where humour stops
• Belfast pub recommendation and Christmas market impressions
• price shock versus ambience in seasonal spaces
• Europe’s away win, crowd abuse, and standards in golf

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SPEAKER_04 (00:12):
Face for radio and uh voice for podcasting.
Oh yeah, I can assume uhinvisible something Yeah, so the
idea is a podcast.
I don't know what it is, but Iwas gonna know what it is.

(00:32):
Yeah.
This is this is Uncle Craig onthe phone.
Not on the phone.
It's a boy's man.
Anyway.
Um we're on the end, but yeah,it's not not quite uh pod and
beer drinking.
Uh some food, yeah, you needfood.
Um so what I'm trying to say isum yes, maybe the 27th What was

(00:59):
that?
Is it Oh dear, oh dear.
Alright, mate, have a nice day.

SPEAKER_03 (01:09):
Usual service will resume soon.
Meanwhile, delve into thearchives and listen to some
bonus rider cup content.
At the end of this podcastepisode.

SPEAKER_01 (01:21):
Uh I've got I've got one big one and I've got a few
little ones.
So anyway, so I'd I wouldactually suggest if you have you
got two today.
I have.
So uh I'd I would like to be themeeting between the Wallyam
sandwiches, that's okay.
So I'd like you to start todayif that's alright.

SPEAKER_02 (01:40):
Okay.
This is a safe place.
Safe place, safe place.
Discuss um discuss matters andsort of things like that.
And different, you know,different phenomena.
So uh the the first look we'regoing to look at today, Craig.
So this goes back a few yearsago, and this is a bit of a
problem I have.

(02:00):
I have a bit of a problem.
Oh dear, share it with theaudience.
So uh me and me and me and MinFrance, France, France.
A few years ago, we're in bed,just uh on our phones, you know,
just scrolling through differentdifferent pictures and sort of

(02:22):
things like that.
And and then uh sort of Georgielooks across and says, What are
you looking at?
Was it Wookiee erotica?
And and then and then I'm morelike shy and sheepish, like not
showing my phone, and she'slike, Are you looking at you
know are you looking at boobsand things?
What are you looking at?
Boobs and things she knows youso well.

(02:44):
And then and then let's see if Ican send you uh an example.
Um but then I uh I I I showedher my screen it's not boob and
and these it's not boobs andthere you go.

SPEAKER_01 (03:02):
So what what are you seeing there, Craig?
So again, this is listeners,this is one of the wonderful
things about doing this podcast.
I've known Walams for manyyears, right?
Like we've been we've been matesfor 20 years, and there are
still things that I don't knowabout the uh about the Enigma
that is Walliams.

(03:22):
So he was in bed, you know,probably getting himself warmed
up to put some moves on Georgie,and uh, as she rightly said, are
you looking at boobs and things?
No.
Walliams was looking at picturesof rabbits in teacups.
Bunnies in cups.
Bunnies in cups.
Okay, put you're gonna have toexplain this, mate.
You're gonna have to explainthis because I don't get it at
all.
But bunnies in cups.

SPEAKER_02 (03:50):
But um, a bunny in a cup is it is a phenomenon that
uh does affect other people outthere, and uh and bunnies in
cups are quite cute.
So yeah, so I have been found Ihave been known to uh now and
again look at a picture of abunny in a cup.
So that's my uh confession.
Like you said, it's a safe placeto discuss these these sorts of

(04:10):
things.
I'm glad you brought it to ourattention, Williams.
Yeah, I yeah.
It's um so uh right.
Yeah, and Georgie was Georgiewas quite concerned with the the
images I was I was looking at.
But uh yeah, bunnies and cups.

SPEAKER_01 (04:22):
Bunnies in cups.
Georgie was concerned, yet shestill said yes when she when you
asked her to marry you.
Yeah, yeah.
She knew that you like to lookat bunnies and cups instead of
boobs.
Now listeners, so the pictureshe sent.
I like to look at boobs as well,but um boobs in cups?

SPEAKER_02 (04:35):
That could be next next episode.
Well, maybe, maybe, yeah.
But no, a cup, there's nothingabout a cup.
Bunnies, I don't I'm notbothered about bunnies.
But bunnies in cups.

SPEAKER_01 (04:45):
Bunnies and cups are they kidding.
Well, it it could lead you downall kinds of paths, couldn't it?
Uh when you when you put tworandom things together, you
know, what are the results?
So, yes, in this instance, I canconcur.
The bunny uh the these picturesof bunnies in cups are extremely
cute.
They make me I know we're nearlynearly at Christmas, but they
make me feel like it's almostcoming up to Easter.

(05:07):
I do, yeah.
That I can see them, especiallyI'm admiring some of the
teacups.
I know my wife is a big fan of atraditional teacup with a floral
pattern.
There you go.
So put a bunny in it.
Put a bunny in it, yeah.
We used to have a bunny when wewere young.
We had we had a little bunny.
It killed itself.
Well you had cups, I'm sure.
We did have some cups, we neverput them together.
I think I think the bun I thinkour bunny electric I could be
wrong, I was very, very young,but I'm pretty sure it chewed

(05:29):
through it got into the house,or we let it loose in the house,
and it chewed through a cablebehind the TV and electrocuted
itself.
And I think I think it killeditself.
So again, suicidal bunny.
This is another another thing.
If you were not, I wouldn't sayit was suicidal, it just
obviously there's probably somecrumbs behind the telly or
something.
But you know, this is this is areminder that to take bunny
safety seriously, Williams.

(05:50):
Take a bunny safe if you have abunny, bunnies are not just for
life, you know, and all thatjazz.

SPEAKER_02 (05:54):
No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 (05:55):
So uh yeah, how did you find this phenomenon?
Bunny bunnies in cups.

SPEAKER_02 (05:58):
How did you get I don't actually know?
I don't actually know, Craig.
I think I stumbled across it andI just felt very uh very hoppy
afterwards.
Very hoppy, fit all warm andfluffy inside.
Yeah, no, I'm not I'm notusually one for uh cuteness.

SPEAKER_01 (06:14):
It's uh yeah, but bunnies and cups.
Bunnies in cups.
I I don't do you think a bunnyin cup would be better than say
a puppy in a bucket?
Or I've not I've not experienceda puppy in a bucket.
Or a kitten in a shoe.
You know, like a like a tinykitten in a giant shoe.

SPEAKER_02 (06:30):
I'm not getting any no, that's that's the weird
thing.
I'm not really getting any anyvibes, any cute vibes from a
puppy in a bucket or a what isit?
A kitten in a shoe.

SPEAKER_01 (06:39):
Puppy in a bucket sounds quite sinister, doesn't
it?
That sounds like one of thosethings where you're like a puppy
in a I didn't mean it to.
So I get a child in a Mosesbasket.
There we go.
Which is more common.

SPEAKER_02 (06:51):
Yeah.
I should do.
I've sort of got um uh a littlea little sprout on the way.

SPEAKER_01 (06:55):
Yeah, um but uh yeah, no, let's be honest,
babies are ugly bug, isn't they,anyway?
You know, they don't get theydon't actually look nice until
they're about six months old.
I could be wrong.
I know they're like, oh, it's alittle baby, but they just look
like squished up gremlins whenthey first come out.
I remember when Brain first cameout, I was like, Fuh no.
But you know, do I love him?
Clearly, instantly.

(07:16):
Do I think he's handsome?
No, he's got a squished up face.
His head's all f his head's allwonky and he's covered in
muconium.
You got all this to come,Williams.

SPEAKER_02 (07:30):
Yeah, well maybe yeah, maybe I'll just look at
pictures of bunnies and cups.

SPEAKER_01 (07:34):
Bunnies in cups, yeah.
Keep it for bunnies in cups.
Think, you know what?
I'm gonna give a shout out tothem.
So I went to a shout out.
I went to a pub the other day inBelfast called the Jail House.
It was a very classy bar.
Me and a friend of mine stood atthe bar, and we had a good
chillaging bar for classypeople.

(07:54):
Classy bar for classy people.
It was uh we had to go down alittle alleyway called Joy's
Entry to get in, which I quiteenjoyed going into Joy's Entry.
And we had it that had good beeron tap, the ambience was good,
they had a nice fireplace, andyeah, Jow House in Belfast.
I was like, this is great.
And this was on a Thursdaynight.
So we've been in and we also hada look at the our first look at

(08:17):
the Belfast Christmas market,which again, for anyone of you
in Northern Ireland, Christmasmarkets have been around for I
don't know, 15-20 years.
I feel like I've been going to aChristmas market every year for
a long time, and they get a bitmonotonous and they're all a bit
samey.
But the Belfast one this year,again, I'm gonna it was it was
class.
Some of the stalls are sellingdecent stuff and it's not too

(08:37):
overpriced, and they've got thethe beer is overpriced.
We went in, they've got a beertent there.

SPEAKER_02 (08:42):
Any mould wine?

SPEAKER_01 (08:43):
Yes, they do have mould wine.
We went into hear this,Williams.
So again, this is hear this.
We went into the we went intothe Christmas market beer tent.
We had a s one pint of cider andone pint of beer served in
plastic cups.
How much do you think it was fortwo drinks at a Christmas
market?
After I've just said it wasn'texpensive.

(09:04):
This was 18 pounds for twodrinks.
That was just like, oh, flip me.
And it was bong, the place youcouldn't move.
But no.

SPEAKER_02 (09:16):
What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from
prison?

SPEAKER_01 (09:22):
I don't know.
Alias, what do you call apsychic gnome who's escaped from
prison?
A small medium at large.

SPEAKER_02 (09:33):
That's quite clever for a gnome joke.
Very good.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gnome.
I can't reach the doorbell.
Oh dear.
Oh dear.
Dear, yeah.
And why are why are gnome jokesor one-liners?
I don't know.
They're always short.
They're always ha ha.

SPEAKER_00 (09:56):
The 45th Ryder Cup matches was a golf tournament in
2025 for the Ryder Cup, abiennial competition between
Europe and the United States.
It was held in the United Statesfrom September 26, 28 on the
Black Course of Beth Page StatePark in Farmingdale, New York.
Europe beat the United States bya score of 15 to 13, becoming

(10:17):
the first away team to win theevent since 2012.
The behavior of the Americancrowds during the event was
criticized, with Sky Newscalling it the most abusive
Ryder Cup in almost a century ofmatches, and Roar stating that
golf should be held to a higherstandard.
Here are the gnomes top eightall legitimate things heard
shouted at the Ryder Cup.

SPEAKER_03 (10:39):
Release the hands! Grip it hard! Demolish that
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(11:00):
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